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LAINEY:
High school friendships
are some of the most
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meaningful of our lives.
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And before Facebook
or Instagram,
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one of the only ways to check in with your classmates was the high school reunion.
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Holy crap, it's you!
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Holy crap, it's you, too!
Holy crap!
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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Oh.
Aah! Oh, man!
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I have six days until Nana
does my laundry.
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That's basically everything
I need to know about him.
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And you must be
the infamous Erica Goldberg.
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And you must be
the infamous Bobby McNope?
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I have no idea
who you are.
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See, I don't know what
goes on around here,
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because Lainey never
returns my calls.
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Well,
what is there to say?
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Kids hold clarinets
and stare at me blankly.
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Boom!
You're caught up.
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Come on, I miss you!
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And look at you
all teachered up,
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hanging
in the teachers' lounge,
crushing it teacher style!
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Aw, you're such
a sweet friend,
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pretending my life isn't
a hot sack of disappointment.
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Whoa, hey, don't be
so hard on yourself.
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I mean, it's not like
my life is any better.
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But what about
you and Geoff?
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Don't get me started.
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Wow. This got real sad
real fast.
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Hey, hey, hey!
There they are!
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Back together
and raising hell!
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So, reunion time.
Pretty exciting, huh?
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Absolutely not.
Dear God, no.
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I just went to my 30th,
and everyone looked great.
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I mean, Jesus has taken
most of the cheerleaders
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up to Heaven,
but I had fun!
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Sounds like a blast,
but me and Erica
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were planning
to ditch the whole
thing and go to Buckets.
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Oh, no! But we just
secured a banquet room
at Stazi Milano's!
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It's an Italian restaurant
built into the Jenkintown
train station.
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It's fancy because
you can see trains go by.
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Sharing fried squid with
a bunch of high school nerds?
No, thank you.
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I'll have you know some
of those nerds have done
very well for themselves.
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Matt Schernecke is a partner
in an investment fund.
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Wow. Think of
the stories he has.
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Oh.
Forget that drip!
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There's only one human man
attending this reunion
who really matters,
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and that's Ruben Amaro Jr.,
who led the Phillies
to the World Series.
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Big deal. They lost.
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I mean, I could lose
the World Series.
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Also, hi, Coach Mellor.
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Hi, Girl Goldberg.
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Let's get out of here.
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Yeah, the magic
of the teachers' lounge
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has worn off
quite quickly.
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But holy crap,
we're back together again!
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I know!
Dude!
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Holy crap!
[SQUEALS]
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It's so good.
Aah!
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♪ One of these days,
you're gonna get outta here
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♪ Live your life
and finally be free
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♪ Go where you wanna go,
do what you wanna do
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♪ Someday, you will say
"Those were the days" ♪
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LAINEY: It was March 13th,
1990-something,
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and Coach was with
the baseball team
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doing his favorite thing
on the planet,
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scouting the opposition.
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Kid loves to crowd the plate,
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so don't be afraid to make him
chase your slider, Weasel.
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Next up!
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What? What's a picture of me
and baseball superstar
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Ruben Amaro Jr.
doing on the game slides?
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You actually know him?
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Know him?
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You're looking at his mentor
and number-one influence.
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Coincidentally, he's gonna be
here for the class reunion
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if anybody wants to verify
said influence.
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BOYS: Cool.
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Next up!
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What the... Another photo
of Ruben Amaro Jr.
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and his lifelong mentor,
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this time winning district?
[LAUGHS]
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LAINEY: Coach Mellor
couldn't be prouder
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that his protege went on
to the bigs.
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And with Ruben back
for the reunion,
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he was ready to relive
the glory days.
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Oh, Ruben!
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[LAUGHING]
Coach Mellor.
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[LAUGHS]
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How you doing, pal?
Hey.
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Wow, I wasn't expecting
to see you so early!
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I thought I'd pop by
before the reunion,
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check out the ol'
stomping grounds.
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I bet it's nothing compared
to the bigs, my man.
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Hey, I had a lot of help
getting there.
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You hear that,
Ed Morris?
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Phillies outfielder
Ruben Amaro Jr.
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said I'm the only reason
he made it to the big leagues.
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Actually,
what he said was...
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All right, buzz off
and go learn something.
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Kids.
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Listen,
if there's anything
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you need while you're here,
I'm your man.
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Ruben's Cube!
J-Glass!
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[BOTH IMITATE EXPLOSION]
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That's a very
elaborate greeting
for two total strangers.
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Hey, I caught
the big game
last week.
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That was very neat.
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Neat? How do you know
baseball's neat,
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and how do you
know Ruben?
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I was his
guidance counselor.
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Oh, that's putting
it lightly.
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I would've never made it
out of this place
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if it wasn't
for this guy's help.
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[LAUGHS] Well, anything
to help with the pressure.
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Pressure?
[LAUGHS]
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Ruben Amaro Jr.
does not feel pressure.
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He turns pressure
into dingers.
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Ah, same old Coach.
Good to see ya, bub.
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Hey, let me show you
my office.
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Wait, they got tater tots
for lunch!
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I'll save you a spot!
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Welcome to my office.
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Take a seat on the bucket.
That's the good chair.
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Dude, I'd kill to
have an office.
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Or even a bucket.
You know, it's so amazing
to know that, years later,
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your life is a suckfest
just as much as mine.
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Yeah, it's pretty great.
But also terrible.
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I mean, all I wanted
was to show up to my reunion
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in a helicopter
as a rock diva
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or at the very least the sixth
member of the Spice Girls.
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Dude,
that's my reunion dream.
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Wait a minute.
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Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
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Yes!
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Wait, no. I'm out of practice
at scheming with you.
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Fill me in.
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LAINEY: My plan
was all laid out
in the '90s hit movie
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Romy and Michele's
High School Reunion.
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You and me are gonna
Romy and Micheleour reunion.
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You in?
Probably.
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I haven't seen it yet,
but it looks very broad.
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It's about two ladies
who pretend to be
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millionaire inventors
of Post-it Notes
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and totally have the reunion
of a lifetime.
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Question.
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Doesn't their entire plan
fall apart
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when they're quickly outed
as the actual losers they are?
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That's only 'cause
they're super dumb,
but we're crazy smart.
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The smartest.
Also, why is this dude here?
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Yeah, why are you here,
dude?
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This is my classroom.
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You guys just barged in
and started playing a movie
while I was grading tests.
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That's on you for always
hogging the A/V equipment
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'cause you're such
a giant goobus.
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Lainey, you don't need to
Romy and Michele
anything, okay?
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Despite your many flaws,
you're doing shockingly
well here.
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Look! You were voted
Teacher of the Month!
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The kids only voted for me
'cause I bribed them
to behave with Skittles.
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Doesn't matter,
because it's a giant honor.
You should be proud.
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Yeah, I'm sure everyone
at the reunion
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will applaud me
as I step off my helicopter
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as Teacher
of the Month Spice.
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She totally
just burned you, dude.
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Have fun with your lies.
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BOTH: We will!
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G-Scott!
You got a minute?
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Actually, it's J-Glass.
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But sure,
what's on your mind?
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I just wanted to make sure
that we're on the same page.
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Okay.
This photo right here,
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now, that's Ruben
winning state.
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Now, you see who's standing
next to him celebrating?
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Well, that's you, but look
who he's pointing to
in the stands.
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Okay, well, uh...
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How about that photo
right there?
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See, now,
that's Ruben Amaro Jr.
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thanking me personally
at the Pennsylvania regional
sports awards banquet.
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Oh, the banquet
where he won that,
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which he gave to me
as a reminder
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of our mentor-mentee
relationship?
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Well, I taught him
how to throw a ball.
Did you do that?
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Oh, I could never do that.
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I just taught him
how to conquer
his anxiety and fears,
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freeing him to become
the best self he could be.
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Don't dodge
the question, John.
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I see
what's happening here.
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Rick, this is not
a competition.
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You definitely had an impact
on Ruben's life,
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even if my impact was bigger
and way more meaningful.
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Bigger and more meaningful
impact?
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I got him
to the major leagues!
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We all know that Ruben values
Coach over everybody else.
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Hey, J-Glass!
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Thought we could grab
a bite before I go.
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They got tots
in the cafeteria.
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I told you about tots.
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Huh?
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You guys
enjoy your lunch.
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I, uh... I have
a whole baseball team
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waiting to bring me
delicious sides.
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A lot better than tots.
We got tater skins,
onion rings.
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We even have
mozzarella sticks
today, so...
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Whoo-hoo to you guys.
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LAINEY: Coach may
have been in a bad place,
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but Erica and I were
in familiar territory.
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God, it is so weird
to be back here.
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I mean,
it's like the exact same
since you moved out.
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Even though I'm gone,
my mom still comes in here
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to clean and cry
and sniff my pillow.
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Well,
the good news is, tonight,
we become golden gods.
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[BINDERS THUD]
What's all this?
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The new you.
I've created
intricate dossiers
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for our wealthy
and flourishing lives.
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It's so detailed!
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See, Romy and Michele
blew it
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because they didn't
put in the work.
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I live on a vineyard
in the south of France,
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and I'm married
to a Count?
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Oh, my God.
That makes me a Countess.
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Royalty. You deserve it.
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Okay, but wait.
Why is my royal husband
not with me for the reunion?
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Oh. He died mysteriously
of "bedroom pleasures."
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Too braggy?
I'm good with it.
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All right, now tell me
about your new self.
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I am Lainey Lewis-Stamos,
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a semi-retired,
globe-trotting
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riverboat gambler
and face model.
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I also live on a secluded
island fortress.
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Yeah, maybe we just stick
with generic businesswoman.
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Yeah, probably
more buyable.
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But if we want to
be rich business ladies,
what do we do?
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Like, Romy and Michele said
they invented Post-its.
What's our thing?
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What if we own
Blockbuster Video?
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No.
That's a franchise licensed
to an individual party,
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which means at max, we could
only own a small handful.
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Wow. How do you know that?
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I used to work at Blockbuster
when I was trying to make it
in LA.
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Corporate?
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I more rewound
the adult videos.
240
00:08:00,610 --> 00:08:02,351
Aw, Lain.
No, don't you pity me!
241
00:08:02,394 --> 00:08:04,048
I'm married to Stamos!
242
00:08:04,092 --> 00:08:06,747
Well, not if we don't
come up with a convincing
way we got rich.
243
00:08:06,790 --> 00:08:08,792
Gak!
I know. It's so hard.
244
00:08:08,836 --> 00:08:10,141
No, Gak!
245
00:08:10,185 --> 00:08:11,969
I confiscate it all the time.
I can't explain it.
246
00:08:12,013 --> 00:08:13,797
It's like this weird
slimy toy-thing.
247
00:08:13,841 --> 00:08:16,539
Wait. Toy-thing?
248
00:08:16,583 --> 00:08:18,976
Told ya. If it's a toy,
my nerd brother has it.
249
00:08:19,020 --> 00:08:21,022
Isn't he, like, in his 20s now
and almost married?
250
00:08:21,065 --> 00:08:22,589
Yup.
And still with the toys?
251
00:08:22,632 --> 00:08:23,764
It's a problem.
252
00:08:23,807 --> 00:08:25,026
Not for us.
253
00:08:25,069 --> 00:08:27,463
We're going to that reunion
as Gak-zillionaires.
254
00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:28,943
We're so good
for each other.
255
00:08:28,986 --> 00:08:30,074
We really are.
256
00:08:31,598 --> 00:08:33,077
LAINEY: After learning
he didn't have
257
00:08:33,121 --> 00:08:35,036
the impact he thought he had
on his former superstar,
258
00:08:35,079 --> 00:08:37,212
Coach was eager to step it up with his current players.
259
00:08:37,255 --> 00:08:39,910
All right. Good practice.
Take a seat, boys.
260
00:08:39,954 --> 00:08:41,825
Coach has got something
important to discuss.
261
00:08:41,869 --> 00:08:43,566
Too much horseplay
and grab-ass out there, Coach?
262
00:08:43,610 --> 00:08:46,482
For sure, Weasel.
But that's not it.
263
00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:48,615
Today, your coach
and greatest influence
264
00:08:48,658 --> 00:08:52,532
wants to take this time
to really dig in
and help you all.
265
00:08:52,575 --> 00:08:53,663
To stop
all the horseplay?
266
00:08:53,707 --> 00:08:55,099
Nope.
Oh, to stop
all the grab-ass.
267
00:08:55,143 --> 00:08:57,624
No! Let's get real!
268
00:08:57,667 --> 00:09:00,104
Lay it on me! Tell me what
you're dealing with!
269
00:09:00,148 --> 00:09:01,932
Guess I could
use some pointers
to improve my curve.
270
00:09:01,976 --> 00:09:03,760
No,
not baseball problems.
271
00:09:03,804 --> 00:09:05,240
Real problems!
272
00:09:05,283 --> 00:09:06,720
You mean like
my batting stance?
273
00:09:06,763 --> 00:09:10,245
No, I mean deep,
personal issues that
are weighing you down!
274
00:09:10,288 --> 00:09:12,029
Like a batting helmet?
275
00:09:12,073 --> 00:09:14,597
How difficult is this
to understand?
276
00:09:14,641 --> 00:09:17,861
Somebody here open up to me
or you're all running laps!
277
00:09:17,905 --> 00:09:20,168
Weasel, go!
278
00:09:20,211 --> 00:09:23,998
I guess my parents
are going through this, like,
really bad break-up,
279
00:09:24,041 --> 00:09:27,958
and I just feel like
it's all my fault.
280
00:09:35,009 --> 00:09:37,446
Okay! Here's what
we're gonna do.
281
00:09:37,489 --> 00:09:39,753
We're gonna pretend
none of this was said.
282
00:09:39,796 --> 00:09:42,538
And give me some
frog squats! Move it!
283
00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,845
LAINEY: Coach failed
to make a deeper impact
on his players,
284
00:09:44,888 --> 00:09:48,109
but I knew Erica and my fake business was sure to succeed.
285
00:09:48,152 --> 00:09:50,677
Hey. How you holding up
about the whole reunion thing?
286
00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:53,288
Good, now that I'm the
millionaire inventor of this.
287
00:09:53,331 --> 00:09:55,551
As we say in the business,
once you go Gak,
you never go back.
288
00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:56,900
First of all,
never say that.
289
00:09:56,944 --> 00:09:58,598
And I'm talking about
how they moved the reunion.
290
00:09:58,641 --> 00:10:00,121
Moved what now?
291
00:10:00,164 --> 00:10:01,731
You do know it just
got moved into our
gym, right?
292
00:10:01,775 --> 00:10:04,473
Here? Where I work
and also went to school?
How did this happen?
293
00:10:04,516 --> 00:10:06,780
Whoever was supposed
to put down the restaurant
deposit screwed up.
294
00:10:06,823 --> 00:10:08,564
What did they do?
They didn't put down
the deposit.
295
00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:11,088
Okay. We can still
Romy and Michele
this reunion,
296
00:10:11,132 --> 00:10:13,221
even though my name
and face is everywhere.How?
297
00:10:13,264 --> 00:10:15,092
We just got to scrub my entire
existence from this school
298
00:10:15,136 --> 00:10:16,616
in the next two hours.
"We"?
299
00:10:16,659 --> 00:10:18,966
Please. Just go around
and destroy any evidence
300
00:10:19,009 --> 00:10:20,576
that shows I'm just
a jackass who works here.
301
00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,099
You do know
how incredibly offensive
302
00:10:22,143 --> 00:10:23,448
everything you're
saying is, right?
303
00:10:23,492 --> 00:10:24,928
Just do it!
Scrub, scrub, scrub! Go!
304
00:10:24,972 --> 00:10:26,103
Like right now?
305
00:10:26,147 --> 00:10:27,888
Should have gone
with Blockbuster.
306
00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:31,282
♪♪
307
00:10:31,326 --> 00:10:32,849
Oh, God, no!
308
00:10:33,415 --> 00:10:35,286
Lainey Lewis?
309
00:10:35,330 --> 00:10:36,940
Evy Silver.
[CHUCKLES]
310
00:10:36,984 --> 00:10:38,855
My favorite gossip
and yenta.
311
00:10:38,899 --> 00:10:40,291
Oh, you're sweet.
312
00:10:40,335 --> 00:10:42,163
Man, I really wish
we had a chance
313
00:10:42,206 --> 00:10:44,644
to eat ravioli six feet
away from a moving train.
314
00:10:44,687 --> 00:10:46,123
Yeah. Me too.
315
00:10:46,167 --> 00:10:48,169
But someone on
the planning committee
316
00:10:48,212 --> 00:10:49,692
didn't give
the restaurant our check.
317
00:10:49,736 --> 00:10:51,389
It's not my fault
Atlantic City's
318
00:10:51,433 --> 00:10:52,782
on the way
to Jenkintown.
319
00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:55,045
Carla? I didn't know
you were coming.
320
00:10:55,089 --> 00:10:57,047
After four years at Yale,
figured hey, why not?
321
00:10:57,091 --> 00:10:58,832
You went to Yale?
Sorry. In Mexico,
322
00:10:58,875 --> 00:11:01,051
they say "Yale"
instead of "jail."
323
00:11:01,095 --> 00:11:05,360
That checks out.
So if you're not here
to help us decorate,
324
00:11:05,403 --> 00:11:07,318
why exactly are you here?
325
00:11:07,362 --> 00:11:10,147
Oh, I was just
dropping by.
326
00:11:10,191 --> 00:11:11,932
Caught an
early flight in...
327
00:11:11,975 --> 00:11:14,456
From the...
The tropics of paradise.
328
00:11:14,499 --> 00:11:15,849
"Tropics of Paradise"?
329
00:11:15,892 --> 00:11:18,025
Yeah, it's a fancy island.
It's for the elite.
330
00:11:18,068 --> 00:11:20,897
Which is what I am,
'cause I invented Gak
with Erica Goldberg.
331
00:11:20,941 --> 00:11:23,683
Wow.
That is unbelievable.
332
00:11:23,726 --> 00:11:24,771
[LAUGHING]
Yeah, for sure.
333
00:11:24,814 --> 00:11:26,250
No, I mean it's unbelievable
334
00:11:26,294 --> 00:11:28,296
that you're
Romy and Michele-ing
the reunion.
335
00:11:28,339 --> 00:11:30,385
I don't know who
those people are.
I've never seen that movie.
336
00:11:30,428 --> 00:11:33,170
Just stop.
Your Teacher of the Month
photo is everywhere.
337
00:11:33,214 --> 00:11:35,390
Damn it, CB! You were supposed
to scrub me from existence!
338
00:11:35,433 --> 00:11:36,870
I'm going
as fast as I can.
339
00:11:36,913 --> 00:11:38,785
They hung it up
in every classroom,
'cause it's a huge honor.
340
00:11:39,786 --> 00:11:41,483
Okay, fine.
341
00:11:41,526 --> 00:11:44,573
I work here and may
have planned a slight
Romy and Michele.
342
00:11:44,616 --> 00:11:47,010
That is so sad.
And I want in.
343
00:11:47,054 --> 00:11:48,490
Me too.
Why?
344
00:11:48,533 --> 00:11:51,798
I mean, I get why for Carla,
but I assumed
you were doing great.
345
00:11:51,841 --> 00:11:54,061
Every guy I date
breaks up with me.
346
00:11:54,104 --> 00:11:56,193
They say I'm too bossy.
Can you believe it?
347
00:11:58,239 --> 00:12:00,589
I said,
"Can you believe it?"I cannot believe it.
348
00:12:00,632 --> 00:12:02,939
Look, you can't do
a Romy and Michele
with four people.
349
00:12:02,983 --> 00:12:04,114
It doesn't work that way.
350
00:12:04,158 --> 00:12:05,768
We'll just say
we're Gak barons, too.
351
00:12:05,812 --> 00:12:08,249
We can't all invent Gak!
Get your own thing to invent!
352
00:12:08,292 --> 00:12:10,686
Post-it Notes.
No! That's from the movie.
353
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:11,731
They'll all know
what we're doing.
354
00:12:11,774 --> 00:12:13,558
Just let us join
your robbery!
355
00:12:13,602 --> 00:12:15,256
Or whatever
you're planning.
356
00:12:15,299 --> 00:12:16,779
[GROANS] Fine!
357
00:12:16,823 --> 00:12:18,389
We're doing a double
Romy and Michele.
358
00:12:18,433 --> 00:12:19,608
[SQUEALS]
Yay!
359
00:12:19,651 --> 00:12:21,262
[GASPS] I can't wait
to change my name again.
360
00:12:21,305 --> 00:12:24,831
♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh,
oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
361
00:12:24,874 --> 00:12:27,834
♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh,
oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
362
00:12:27,877 --> 00:12:31,141
♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh,
oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
363
00:12:31,185 --> 00:12:34,710
♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh,
oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
364
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:37,626
♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh,
oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
365
00:12:37,669 --> 00:12:38,801
Here we go, ladies.
366
00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:40,629
Four super successful
businesswomen
367
00:12:40,672 --> 00:12:42,413
about to crush
their high school reunion.
368
00:12:42,457 --> 00:12:43,850
What could go wrong?
369
00:12:43,893 --> 00:12:46,287
Oh, there's
my other all-star,
Lainey Lewis.
370
00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:48,028
Lainey, come over here!
371
00:12:48,071 --> 00:12:49,638
[MUSIC STOPS]
Crap, that unraveled fast.
372
00:12:49,681 --> 00:12:51,205
Don't worry.
I prepared for this.
373
00:12:51,248 --> 00:12:52,859
♪♪
374
00:12:52,902 --> 00:12:54,686
Hey, guys.
Long time no see.
375
00:12:54,730 --> 00:12:57,428
[CHUCKLES] That's funny.
Lainey's famous
around here for...
376
00:12:57,472 --> 00:12:58,516
I invented Gak.
377
00:12:58,560 --> 00:12:59,779
What's that now?
Gak attack!
378
00:13:00,997 --> 00:13:03,783
Oh. It looks so wet,
but it's so dry.
379
00:13:05,001 --> 00:13:06,046
See you
at the next reunion.
380
00:13:06,089 --> 00:13:07,438
Good luck with baseballing,
Ruben.
381
00:13:07,482 --> 00:13:08,657
Well played.
382
00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:10,006
LAINEY: Little did we know,
383
00:13:10,050 --> 00:13:11,965
we were not
the only ones pulling
aRomy and Michele.
384
00:13:12,008 --> 00:13:14,663
Guys! Somebody just arrived
in a helicopter!
385
00:13:14,706 --> 00:13:18,101
They must be some
big fancy pants now!
386
00:13:18,145 --> 00:13:22,758
[THE O'JAYS'
FOR THE LOVE OF MONEYPLAYS]
387
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:25,935
♪ Money, money, money, money
388
00:13:25,979 --> 00:13:27,545
♪ Money ♪
389
00:13:27,589 --> 00:13:29,983
What's up,
smokers and jokers?
390
00:13:30,026 --> 00:13:33,595
Johnny Atkins
has helly-copter money!
391
00:13:33,638 --> 00:13:36,293
Oh, my God,
he's so rich!
392
00:13:36,337 --> 00:13:38,121
Why did I ever
break up with him?
393
00:13:38,165 --> 00:13:40,471
'Cause he cheated on you,
like, 16 times.
394
00:13:40,515 --> 00:13:43,431
Did you not hear me?
I said he's rich.
395
00:13:43,474 --> 00:13:47,696
Bet you're all wondering
how this small-town Rush fan
got his own personal Airwolf.
396
00:13:47,739 --> 00:13:49,306
[MUSIC STOPS]
Boom!
397
00:13:49,350 --> 00:13:51,874
I made millions of dollars
inventing these puppies.
398
00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:53,136
Post-it Notes?
399
00:13:53,180 --> 00:13:55,269
Isn't that from
Romy and Michele?
400
00:13:55,312 --> 00:13:57,271
Out of curiosity, how many
of you saw that movie?
401
00:13:59,186 --> 00:14:02,363
Damn it! I wasted
a year's salary
renting this Whirlybird!
402
00:14:02,406 --> 00:14:04,669
LAINEY: The reunion was making a lot of us act crazy,
403
00:14:04,713 --> 00:14:05,845
and it wasn't just
the students.
404
00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:06,933
Ruben!
405
00:14:06,976 --> 00:14:09,674
Sup, Coach?
I'll tell you sup.
406
00:14:09,718 --> 00:14:12,460
Glascott here's not
the only one who guided
and mentored you.
407
00:14:12,503 --> 00:14:14,984
I had a hand in it, too.
Don't do this.
408
00:14:15,028 --> 00:14:19,206
It's time for you to choose
which one of us meant the most
to you your entire life.
409
00:14:19,249 --> 00:14:20,337
Don't do this!
410
00:14:20,381 --> 00:14:22,122
You can only
have one mentor
at this school,
411
00:14:22,165 --> 00:14:23,688
so you pick right now.
412
00:14:23,732 --> 00:14:24,776
You don't have to pick,
Ruben.
413
00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:27,040
Ha. That's because
you know it's me.
414
00:14:27,083 --> 00:14:29,390
I'm a legend to this kid
and his family.
415
00:14:29,433 --> 00:14:31,131
So tell him,
Ruben Amaro Jr.,
416
00:14:31,174 --> 00:14:34,134
son of Ruben Amaro Sr.
and is it, uh, Rubina?
417
00:14:34,177 --> 00:14:35,265
It's Judy.
418
00:14:35,309 --> 00:14:37,354
You're really gonna
make me choose?
419
00:14:37,398 --> 00:14:39,443
I pick Mr. Glascott.
420
00:14:39,487 --> 00:14:42,185
[SIGHS]
I get it.
421
00:14:42,229 --> 00:14:45,188
You don't want to
embarrass him in front
of his former students.
422
00:14:45,232 --> 00:14:47,277
You're a kind man,
Ruben A. Jr.
423
00:14:47,321 --> 00:14:49,323
♪♪
424
00:14:50,585 --> 00:14:51,978
Rick, wait.
425
00:14:52,021 --> 00:14:53,762
Okay, clearly
you're hurting here.
426
00:14:53,805 --> 00:14:55,416
Why don't we just
take a minute to talk?
427
00:14:55,459 --> 00:14:57,635
That kid was
my greatest accomplishment,
428
00:14:57,679 --> 00:14:59,507
the thing
I pointed to the most.
429
00:14:59,550 --> 00:15:00,987
And now I got nothing.
430
00:15:01,030 --> 00:15:02,597
Rick,
you still matter to him.
431
00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:04,991
Not like you do.
432
00:15:05,034 --> 00:15:07,167
You know, teaching gym
and coaching ball
433
00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:10,039
doesn't make me rich or famous
or even respected.
434
00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:11,911
But that was okay,
because I felt like
435
00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:12,912
I was making
a real difference.
436
00:15:14,609 --> 00:15:15,915
And I learned I didn't.
437
00:15:17,264 --> 00:15:19,135
Just makes me feel like
none of it was worth it.
438
00:15:19,179 --> 00:15:21,094
♪♪
439
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,271
LAINEY: As the
night continued,
440
00:15:24,314 --> 00:15:25,663
Erica and I were actually
getting away
441
00:15:25,707 --> 00:15:27,491
withRomy and Michele- ing
our reunion.
442
00:15:27,535 --> 00:15:30,277
Wow, I can't believe you live
in the south of France.
443
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:33,410
And here I thought
flying in from
South Pasadena was exotic.
444
00:15:33,454 --> 00:15:36,239
Oh, you want exotic?
Lainey spent
a whole month summering
445
00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:38,546
at my vineyard
with her lover,
Jack Stamos.
446
00:15:38,589 --> 00:15:41,810
That's John Stamos' brother,
which is easier to believe,
447
00:15:41,853 --> 00:15:43,246
not that you wouldn't think
any of this is a lie
448
00:15:43,290 --> 00:15:44,813
'cause it all sounds
just true enough.
449
00:15:44,856 --> 00:15:46,815
Maybe stop
with the champagne.Copy that.
450
00:15:46,858 --> 00:15:51,428
Hope everyone is
having fun at this
lil' shindig I planned.
451
00:15:51,472 --> 00:15:52,821
Oh, him?
452
00:15:52,864 --> 00:15:54,997
This is Charlie,
my doting husband.
453
00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:56,781
Husband? Wow.
454
00:15:56,825 --> 00:15:58,740
I just assumed
you'd be married
to your job, Evy.
455
00:15:58,783 --> 00:16:00,916
No. Gak sells itself.
456
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:04,441
Well, then. Congrats
on your recent marriage.
What are you doing?
457
00:16:04,485 --> 00:16:07,227
Thank you, ma'am.
She said she'd rat you out
if I didn't play along.
458
00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:08,489
[CLEARS THROAT]
Fair enough.
459
00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:11,057
Careful, Lainey.
He's taken.
460
00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:12,275
♪♪
461
00:16:12,319 --> 00:16:13,581
[GULPS]
462
00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:19,500
Oh, there's so much tongue
in front of so many people,
sweetheart.
463
00:16:19,543 --> 00:16:20,631
Well...
464
00:16:20,675 --> 00:16:22,938
Okay. Well,
nice catching up
with everyone.
465
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:25,158
Yeah, we'll, uh,
circle back next reunion.
466
00:16:25,201 --> 00:16:27,508
Cool.
Tell Geoff I say "hi."
467
00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:29,249
Oh, Erica's not
with Geoff anymore.
468
00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:30,728
Yeah, sure she is.
469
00:16:30,772 --> 00:16:32,861
My company sold his office
two back-up generators.
470
00:16:32,904 --> 00:16:34,732
Nah, that doesn't
sound right.
471
00:16:34,776 --> 00:16:36,952
Wait, don't you two
live in Norfolk?
472
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:39,041
Do we, though?
Yeah. When I closed the deal,
473
00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:40,086
Geoff invited us
out on the boat.
474
00:16:40,129 --> 00:16:41,435
I hear you're
learning to sail.
475
00:16:41,478 --> 00:16:43,263
Sail?
Uh, sell Gak.
476
00:16:43,306 --> 00:16:45,830
We make and sell Gak.
Let's get back to Gak talk.
477
00:16:45,874 --> 00:16:47,223
I think we need to talk.
478
00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:50,313
You and Geoff
are still together,
479
00:16:50,357 --> 00:16:52,054
and you have
a friggin' sailboat?
480
00:16:52,098 --> 00:16:53,838
I mean, what?
It's really more
of a catamaran.
481
00:16:53,882 --> 00:16:56,102
When I brought up Geoff, you
said, "Don't get me started!"
482
00:16:56,145 --> 00:16:57,625
And I didn't start.
483
00:16:57,668 --> 00:17:00,541
'Cause if I did,
I would've said he's
my special treasure.
484
00:17:00,584 --> 00:17:02,978
That's it. You're no longer
a member of the Gak Pack.
485
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:03,805
What?
You're fired.
486
00:17:03,848 --> 00:17:05,198
I'll run the company
on my own.
487
00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:07,287
But we built that imaginary
business together!
488
00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:08,244
Well, that's what
you get for lying
489
00:17:08,288 --> 00:17:10,551
and being such a jerk
'cause your life rocks.
490
00:17:10,594 --> 00:17:12,901
Of course I lied!
I didn't want to
make you feel bad.
491
00:17:12,944 --> 00:17:15,164
I'm sorry
I'm such a pity case.
492
00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:16,861
You're supposed to be my best
friend and be honest with me.
493
00:17:16,905 --> 00:17:19,125
Yeah, some best friend.
494
00:17:19,168 --> 00:17:21,518
I haven't talked to you
in forever, Lainey.
495
00:17:21,562 --> 00:17:23,868
I call you all the time,
but you never call me back.
496
00:17:23,912 --> 00:17:26,349
That's because
I have nothing to say.
[SCOFFS]
497
00:17:26,393 --> 00:17:28,699
Look around.
This is my life now.
498
00:17:28,743 --> 00:17:31,876
All my big talk
about taking over the world
just led me back here.
499
00:17:34,444 --> 00:17:36,098
The best thing
I have going for me
is I invented Gak,
500
00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:37,099
and I didn't even do that.
501
00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:39,536
Hang on.
502
00:17:39,580 --> 00:17:42,409
I know you're desperate to be
a Spice Girl or a rock star,
503
00:17:42,452 --> 00:17:44,454
but you can't even see
that you already are.
504
00:17:44,498 --> 00:17:45,629
What are you
talking about?
505
00:17:45,673 --> 00:17:48,676
Lainey, look.
Your picture
is everywhere.
506
00:17:48,719 --> 00:17:52,462
Damn it, CB!
My point is,
you are a rock star,
507
00:17:52,506 --> 00:17:54,638
to this school,
to these kids,
508
00:17:54,682 --> 00:17:56,945
and that is nothing
to be ashamed of.
509
00:17:56,988 --> 00:17:58,555
You're such
a good best friend.
510
00:17:58,599 --> 00:17:59,513
Always will be.
511
00:18:02,646 --> 00:18:04,561
Good night, ladies.
Enjoy the reunion.
512
00:18:04,605 --> 00:18:07,086
You're going already?
We didn't even get to talk.
513
00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:08,870
Like you want to
talk to me.
514
00:18:08,913 --> 00:18:10,741
Of course I do.
Come on.
515
00:18:10,785 --> 00:18:12,700
Dude, you're like
a legend in my family.
516
00:18:12,743 --> 00:18:14,180
Barry still tells people
517
00:18:14,223 --> 00:18:15,964
you made him
the greatest athlete
at every sport ever.
518
00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:17,444
[CHUCKLES]
519
00:18:17,487 --> 00:18:20,186
Well, I did give him
confidence.
Maybe too much.
520
00:18:20,229 --> 00:18:21,839
And Adam
remembers you so much
521
00:18:21,883 --> 00:18:24,233
that he wrote you
and your tiny little shorts
into his script.
522
00:18:24,277 --> 00:18:26,931
Goldfarb. Good kid.
523
00:18:26,975 --> 00:18:29,760
That's not all, Rick.
You never took crap
from me and Erica either.
524
00:18:29,804 --> 00:18:31,197
Yeah.
Out of all the teachers,
525
00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:32,372
you're the one who
set us straight.
526
00:18:33,851 --> 00:18:35,636
Wow. I didn't realize
that the ones
527
00:18:35,679 --> 00:18:36,811
I helped
the most were, uh...
528
00:18:36,854 --> 00:18:38,856
Geeks and delinquents?
[SCOFFS]
529
00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:41,859
You did.
So thank you.
530
00:18:41,903 --> 00:18:44,210
No. Thank you,
Girl Goldberg.
531
00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:47,430
I'll see you
back in there.
532
00:18:47,474 --> 00:18:49,302
♪♪
533
00:18:49,345 --> 00:18:51,869
Well, are you ready
to introduce everyone
534
00:18:51,913 --> 00:18:53,262
to Lainey Lewis,
rock star teacher?
535
00:18:53,306 --> 00:18:54,829
Yes.
536
00:18:54,872 --> 00:18:56,396
Although it really
would've been great
to be a Spice Girl.
537
00:18:57,832 --> 00:19:00,313
Well, maybe we can be.
Go on.
538
00:19:00,356 --> 00:19:01,966
Do you have a key
to the costume department?
539
00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:03,881
Oh, man, I wish.
540
00:19:03,925 --> 00:19:06,536
I do. I got keys
to everything.
541
00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:09,060
Student lockers,
teacher offices,
teacher homes.
542
00:19:09,104 --> 00:19:11,193
Forget that last one.
Working here kicks ass.
543
00:19:12,281 --> 00:19:13,804
It kind of does,
Johnny Atkins.
544
00:19:13,848 --> 00:19:15,154
[KEYS JINGLE]
545
00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:18,461
[SPICE GIRLS' WANNABEPLAYS]
546
00:19:18,505 --> 00:19:22,683
♪♪
547
00:19:22,726 --> 00:19:25,033
♪ Yo,
I'll tell you what I want,
what I really, really want
548
00:19:25,076 --> 00:19:27,340
♪ So tell me what you want,
what you really, really want
549
00:19:27,383 --> 00:19:29,472
♪ I'll tell you what I want,
what I really, really want
550
00:19:29,516 --> 00:19:31,387
♪ So tell me what you want,
what you really, really want
551
00:19:31,431 --> 00:19:32,954
I call Crazy Spice!
552
00:19:32,997 --> 00:19:34,695
Here, honey.
Hold my purse.
553
00:19:34,738 --> 00:19:36,305
♪ I wanna really, really,
really wanna zig-a-zig-ah
554
00:19:36,349 --> 00:19:40,788
♪ If you want my future,
forget my past
555
00:19:40,831 --> 00:19:45,053
♪ If you wanna get with me,
better make it fast
556
00:19:45,096 --> 00:19:49,275
♪ Now don't go wasting
my precious time
557
00:19:49,318 --> 00:19:52,539
♪ Get your act together,
we could be just fine
558
00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:54,845
I owe you an apology,
John.
559
00:19:55,759 --> 00:19:56,847
It's not necessary.
560
00:19:56,891 --> 00:19:59,720
No, it is.
I went overboard.
561
00:19:59,763 --> 00:20:02,288
With Ruben back,
I just got carried away.
562
00:20:02,331 --> 00:20:06,074
The point is,
he's lucky to have you.
563
00:20:06,117 --> 00:20:08,032
Well, I think he's lucky
to have you, too.
564
00:20:08,990 --> 00:20:10,121
All these kids are.
565
00:20:10,165 --> 00:20:11,601
♪ If you wanna be my lover
566
00:20:11,645 --> 00:20:13,342
LAINEY: The people
we go through
high school with,
567
00:20:13,386 --> 00:20:17,520
both teachers and students, are very special in our lives.
568
00:20:17,564 --> 00:20:19,522
They not only help
to make great memories,
569
00:20:19,566 --> 00:20:23,047
they all play a part in creating who we grow up to be.
570
00:20:23,091 --> 00:20:24,919
♪ I'll tell you what I want,
what I really, really want
571
00:20:24,962 --> 00:20:26,964
♪ So tell me what you want,
what you really, really want
572
00:20:27,008 --> 00:20:28,836
♪ I wanna, I wanna,
I wanna, I wannaWhoo!
573
00:20:28,879 --> 00:20:30,881
Now this is a reunion.
574
00:20:30,925 --> 00:20:32,622
LAINEY: And,
if we're really lucky,
575
00:20:32,666 --> 00:20:35,408
we keep the ones who are
most important close to us
576
00:20:35,451 --> 00:20:37,975
to continue to create memories that'll last forever.
577
00:20:38,019 --> 00:20:40,848
♪ Friendship never ends ♪
578
00:20:40,891 --> 00:20:45,505
Here I am with a real athlete,
the Ruben Amaro Jr.
579
00:20:45,548 --> 00:20:47,376
I got to ask you,
it's kind of a coincidence
580
00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:49,770
that Niko Guardado,
who plays you,
581
00:20:49,813 --> 00:20:51,685
is the son of a major-league
baseball player
582
00:20:51,728 --> 00:20:54,949
and, by the way,
played against you.
583
00:20:54,992 --> 00:20:58,213
According to Niko, you got
some hits off his dad.[LAUGHS]
584
00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:02,435
Niko's dad, Ed, we'd call him
"Everyday Eddie" Guardado,
really talented.
585
00:21:02,478 --> 00:21:03,697
I mean, he pitched
probably, like,
586
00:21:03,740 --> 00:21:05,351
19 or 20 years
in the big leagues.
587
00:21:05,394 --> 00:21:07,962
And a friend of mine said,
"Hey, Eddie's son
588
00:21:08,005 --> 00:21:09,703
"is playing you in that show, The Goldbergs."
589
00:21:09,746 --> 00:21:11,095
I said,
"You're kidding me."
590
00:21:11,139 --> 00:21:13,228
He... And so we ended up
finally meeting him
591
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,230
in Boston and taking
some pictures with him.
592
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:16,318
Really good kid.
593
00:21:16,362 --> 00:21:17,667
As a guy who had a father
594
00:21:17,711 --> 00:21:19,887
who was a baseball fanatic,
my... My father
595
00:21:19,930 --> 00:21:21,410
would have loved
to have had a son
596
00:21:21,454 --> 00:21:22,542
who was
a pro baseball player.
597
00:21:22,585 --> 00:21:24,108
Instead, he's got
to settle for a guy
598
00:21:24,152 --> 00:21:26,502
who pretends
and wears makeup.
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