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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,044 --> 00:00:03,003 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:10,227 --> 00:00:11,794 ANNOUNCER: FX'sMayans. 3 00:00:11,837 --> 00:00:13,187 The final season. 4 00:00:13,230 --> 00:00:16,103 All new, Wednesdays at 10:00 on FX. 5 00:00:23,371 --> 00:00:26,200 ♪ 6 00:00:26,243 --> 00:00:27,984 EMMA: Looking for Love tour, night one. 7 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:29,942 What are you looking forward to the most? 8 00:00:29,986 --> 00:00:32,554 It's the Looking for Love tour. I need to find the one. 9 00:00:32,597 --> 00:00:33,990 GATA: He's worried about finding the one. 10 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:35,078 There's way too many hoes out here 11 00:00:35,122 --> 00:00:36,558 to be worried about one. 12 00:00:36,601 --> 00:00:37,820 Me and you have entirely different philosophies 13 00:00:37,863 --> 00:00:39,865 on dating; I love love, personally. 14 00:00:39,909 --> 00:00:41,389 GATA: This dude is crazy. 15 00:00:41,432 --> 00:00:43,130 He got his face on a whole tour bus out here, 16 00:00:43,173 --> 00:00:45,132 and he's worried about love? 17 00:00:45,175 --> 00:00:47,264 You can't let this opportunity pass you by. 18 00:00:47,308 --> 00:00:49,092 DAVE: I've been waiting my whole life for this opportunity. 19 00:00:49,136 --> 00:00:50,354 I'm just saying, I'm gonna use the social leverage 20 00:00:50,398 --> 00:00:51,573 that comes with being a rapper 21 00:00:51,616 --> 00:00:53,314 to find the one more easily. 22 00:00:53,357 --> 00:00:54,750 She'll see me clearer. 23 00:00:54,793 --> 00:00:56,012 GATA: Well, I hope you see me, ladies, 24 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:57,579 'cause I'm in every city and I need 25 00:00:57,622 --> 00:00:59,407 two bitches on me on both arms, like a Rollie. 26 00:00:59,450 --> 00:01:01,670 Really? It has to be two women on both arms like a Rollie? 27 00:01:01,713 --> 00:01:04,412 Like, let's... Women are not objects. 28 00:01:04,455 --> 00:01:05,630 GATA: [scoffs] Fuck it. 29 00:01:05,674 --> 00:01:07,589 [laughs] 30 00:01:07,632 --> 00:01:09,678 ♪ 31 00:01:27,609 --> 00:01:29,567 [whirring] 32 00:01:55,419 --> 00:01:57,247 ♪ 33 00:02:17,006 --> 00:02:19,051 ♪ 34 00:02:45,774 --> 00:02:48,994 Oh, my God. 35 00:02:49,038 --> 00:02:51,258 -Is this it? -This is her. 36 00:02:51,301 --> 00:02:52,824 She is here, she is unbelievable. 37 00:02:52,868 --> 00:02:56,306 Wow, you're pretty liberal with the pronouns. 38 00:02:56,350 --> 00:02:58,830 -Hmm. -This is... 39 00:02:58,874 --> 00:03:01,268 -unbelievable. -Yeah. 40 00:03:01,311 --> 00:03:03,313 You really got to appreciate the craftsmanship, though. 41 00:03:03,357 --> 00:03:06,403 -Look at these... -Yeah, pure milk of magnesia in there. 42 00:03:06,447 --> 00:03:07,752 Design it that way. 43 00:03:07,796 --> 00:03:09,841 Wait, how much did she cost, again? 44 00:03:09,885 --> 00:03:12,061 Uh, like, $7,000. 45 00:03:12,104 --> 00:03:15,760 -You paid... -There was a version that cost 15 grand, by the way. 46 00:03:15,804 --> 00:03:17,675 -Okay, so the class war is real. This is... -Yeah. 47 00:03:17,719 --> 00:03:19,938 That one could stand and it could, like, totally speak. 48 00:03:19,982 --> 00:03:21,549 It could be like, "Hi, Dave, how you doing?" 49 00:03:21,592 --> 00:03:23,159 But this one's more than suitable. 50 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:26,336 Came with a nice, cute wig. She is a brunette. 51 00:03:26,380 --> 00:03:28,338 -This is-- Is this a tampon? -[groans] 52 00:03:28,382 --> 00:03:31,211 I hope not. That would be such a burden for me to maintain. 53 00:03:31,254 --> 00:03:32,429 I don't know what this is. 54 00:03:32,473 --> 00:03:34,257 It's cool-looking. I'll look it up. 55 00:03:34,301 --> 00:03:37,347 -Hmm... -This is-- Looks like a vibrator or something. 56 00:03:37,391 --> 00:03:39,523 [sound fading]: This is crazy. So small... 57 00:03:44,746 --> 00:03:46,704 What am I looking up again? 58 00:03:46,748 --> 00:03:49,011 -The tampons. -Oh. Yeah. 59 00:03:49,054 --> 00:03:52,710 Oh. That's to warm her orifices. 60 00:03:52,754 --> 00:03:54,799 It's kind of cold-blooded. 61 00:03:54,843 --> 00:03:57,062 I mean, that's good, my old way was so unwieldy. 62 00:03:57,106 --> 00:03:58,629 -What was your... -If that's the right-- You don't want to know. 63 00:03:58,673 --> 00:04:00,936 It involved a stick and a space heater. 64 00:04:00,979 --> 00:04:03,286 And don't worry, this is not gonna replace you in any way. 65 00:04:03,330 --> 00:04:06,202 This is simply a tool to elevate masturbation. 66 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:08,291 -I wasn't. Should I be... -You shouldn't be. 67 00:04:08,335 --> 00:04:11,033 Okay. I'm not weirded out by this, weirdly. 68 00:04:11,076 --> 00:04:12,991 -You really get me. -Mm-hmm. Yeah. 69 00:04:13,035 --> 00:04:16,343 But maybe don't fuck her while I'm in the house, you know? 70 00:04:16,386 --> 00:04:18,345 I just don't know if I can unsee that. 71 00:04:18,388 --> 00:04:19,998 -I can do that. -You can? 72 00:04:20,042 --> 00:04:21,217 I can notdo that. 73 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:22,392 -Thanks. -Yeah, sure. 74 00:04:22,436 --> 00:04:24,089 What? 75 00:04:24,133 --> 00:04:26,440 Yeah, I know, Robyn's leaving town soon 76 00:04:26,483 --> 00:04:29,573 and you're excited about it, but I'm not. 77 00:04:29,617 --> 00:04:31,227 I'm actually really dreading it, 78 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:34,056 and it makes me sad when I think about it. 79 00:04:36,972 --> 00:04:38,365 Okay. 80 00:04:38,408 --> 00:04:40,323 I'm gonna go read. 81 00:04:40,367 --> 00:04:41,846 -Yeah. Okay. -Here. I will be in the home. 82 00:04:41,890 --> 00:04:43,587 Understood. Yes. Don't fuck it now. 83 00:04:43,631 --> 00:04:45,067 -Yes. -Sure. 84 00:04:45,110 --> 00:04:48,636 Must be pretty cool to see your weird dreams 85 00:04:48,679 --> 00:04:51,291 -become a reality. -It really is. 86 00:04:51,334 --> 00:04:53,162 It really is. 87 00:04:53,205 --> 00:04:55,251 ♪ 88 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:58,341 ♪ You don't even care about me♪ 89 00:04:58,385 --> 00:05:01,344 ♪ Tell me why I care about you♪ 90 00:05:01,388 --> 00:05:03,128 ♪ This ain't the movies♪ 91 00:05:03,172 --> 00:05:05,740 ♪ But I think that you're the one♪ 92 00:05:05,783 --> 00:05:09,221 ♪ Rachel, let me be your Mr. McAdams♪ 93 00:05:09,265 --> 00:05:12,834 ♪ Rachel, they gonna call me Mr. McAdams♪ 94 00:05:12,877 --> 00:05:14,749 ♪ I'll take your name, girl, facts♪ 95 00:05:14,792 --> 00:05:16,838 ♪ It's insanely far-fetched, I ain't playing♪ 96 00:05:16,881 --> 00:05:18,840 ♪ Why you think I've been rapping♪ 97 00:05:18,883 --> 00:05:21,146 ♪ To be Mr. McAdams, say yes♪ 98 00:05:21,190 --> 00:05:23,018 ♪ Don't lie to me, don't lie to me♪ 99 00:05:23,061 --> 00:05:25,629 ♪ Don't lie, you think I'm fucking sick♪ 100 00:05:25,673 --> 00:05:28,937 ♪ You think I lost my shit, you think I'm weird A.F.♪ 101 00:05:28,980 --> 00:05:32,897 ♪ But that endearing freckle up on your chin is too much♪ 102 00:05:32,941 --> 00:05:34,769 ♪ I got a freckle on my face, too♪ 103 00:05:34,812 --> 00:05:37,685 ♪ I know you've dated Taylor Kitsch♪ 104 00:05:37,728 --> 00:05:40,601 ♪ And I know you've seen Ryan Gosling's dick♪ 105 00:05:40,644 --> 00:05:44,387 ♪ Ooh, aww, girl, I don't know it all, girl♪ 106 00:05:44,431 --> 00:05:47,956 ♪ I just want to take you to a ball, have a ball, girl♪ 107 00:05:47,999 --> 00:05:50,785 ♪ Valet will call me Mr. McAdams.♪ 108 00:05:50,828 --> 00:05:52,134 DAVE: Okay. 109 00:05:53,091 --> 00:05:54,789 [whistles] 110 00:05:54,832 --> 00:05:56,443 -That's a big song. -Yeah. 111 00:05:56,486 --> 00:05:58,401 Look at LD out here cheating on his girlfriend 112 00:05:58,445 --> 00:06:00,011 -with a movie star. -Damn. 113 00:06:00,055 --> 00:06:01,839 I mean, she's not my girlfriend, technically, 114 00:06:01,883 --> 00:06:03,711 like, the terms have not been defined yet. 115 00:06:03,754 --> 00:06:06,191 But, like, I'm just making a funny comedy song 116 00:06:06,235 --> 00:06:07,976 about the concept of a dream woman 117 00:06:08,019 --> 00:06:09,412 -that everyone's gonna relate to. -Mm. 118 00:06:09,456 --> 00:06:11,501 But I would never cheat on a girl. Sorry. 119 00:06:11,545 --> 00:06:13,329 I'm not a dirtbag like you, Gata. 120 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:14,635 I'm a good guy. 121 00:06:14,678 --> 00:06:15,723 Man, I was cheating out the gate. 122 00:06:15,766 --> 00:06:16,724 I had girls doing my homework. 123 00:06:16,767 --> 00:06:19,030 That's so cool to say. 124 00:06:19,074 --> 00:06:20,989 -[chuckles] -I'm gonna go do 125 00:06:21,032 --> 00:06:22,120 a verse pass, okay? 126 00:06:22,164 --> 00:06:23,644 Start me up, Johnny. 127 00:06:23,687 --> 00:06:26,037 It's "Beam me up, Scotty," you fucking idiot. 128 00:06:26,081 --> 00:06:27,996 Hey, bro, I know you working on his shit, 129 00:06:28,039 --> 00:06:29,476 but you need to turn that shit down. 130 00:06:29,519 --> 00:06:31,478 -Look at this. -[music playing over phone] 131 00:06:31,521 --> 00:06:34,437 ANNOUNCER [over video]: What happens when 15 horny singles 132 00:06:34,481 --> 00:06:36,787 with moderate to severe mental health issues 133 00:06:36,831 --> 00:06:38,441 gather in one house 134 00:06:38,485 --> 00:06:40,269 -in a tropical paradise... -Tropical paradise. 135 00:06:40,312 --> 00:06:42,837 ...and are told they can't have sex or freak out? 136 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:46,971 One way or another, someone's gonna get nuts. 137 00:06:47,015 --> 00:06:48,712 Yo, what's up? What's really real? 138 00:06:48,756 --> 00:06:50,148 It's your boy Gata. 139 00:06:50,192 --> 00:06:52,020 I'm bipolar, I'm a sex addict. 140 00:06:52,063 --> 00:06:54,152 I ain't never went a week without smashing a bitch. 141 00:06:54,196 --> 00:06:55,545 You know I keep the hoes in rotation. 142 00:06:55,589 --> 00:06:56,807 I'm gonna win me a million dollars 143 00:06:56,851 --> 00:06:58,548 on theNut Haus. 144 00:06:58,592 --> 00:07:00,550 ANNOUNCER: Nut Haus. This September. 145 00:07:00,594 --> 00:07:02,987 GATA: Nut Haus. 146 00:07:03,031 --> 00:07:04,641 If I fuck and nut, bro, or if I go nuts 147 00:07:04,685 --> 00:07:07,035 and have an episode and go manic and ramp up too much, 148 00:07:07,078 --> 00:07:09,037 I lose. But this show? [blows raspberry] 149 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:11,474 -Gonna be fire. -That is the dumbest fucking thing 150 00:07:11,518 --> 00:07:13,694 I've ever heard in my damn life, Gata. 151 00:07:13,737 --> 00:07:16,653 [laughs]: What the fuck are you talking about right now? 152 00:07:16,697 --> 00:07:18,350 Bro, you just a hater, man. I'm tired 153 00:07:18,394 --> 00:07:19,961 -of your hatin'-ass vibes, dawg. -[laughs]: I'm not... 154 00:07:20,004 --> 00:07:21,702 I'm not hating, bro, I'm just being honest, dawg. 155 00:07:21,745 --> 00:07:23,617 That shit is fucking trash. 156 00:07:23,660 --> 00:07:25,967 -They're exploiting you. -Bro, just because you scared 157 00:07:26,010 --> 00:07:28,273 to make a move and go after shit that you want in life, 158 00:07:28,317 --> 00:07:29,492 that's your problem, but me? 159 00:07:29,536 --> 00:07:30,928 I'm a rock star, dawg. 160 00:07:30,972 --> 00:07:32,495 I'm-a have moments where I look bad, 161 00:07:32,539 --> 00:07:33,757 I'm-a have moments where I look like the man, 162 00:07:33,801 --> 00:07:36,412 But you, you ain't never gonna have shit. 163 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:38,762 ♪ It's insanely far-fetched, I ain't playing♪ 164 00:07:38,806 --> 00:07:40,764 ♪ Why you think I've been rapping♪ 165 00:07:40,808 --> 00:07:42,113 ♪ To be Mr. McAdams, say yes.♪ 166 00:07:45,900 --> 00:07:47,989 ♪ 167 00:07:48,032 --> 00:07:50,818 -Hey. -Hey. 168 00:07:50,861 --> 00:07:52,515 [sighs] 169 00:07:52,559 --> 00:07:53,995 -I'm nervous. -You okay? 170 00:07:54,038 --> 00:07:55,170 -[laughs] No. -What's going on with you? 171 00:07:55,213 --> 00:07:56,606 Okay. 172 00:07:56,650 --> 00:07:59,348 -Oh, wow. -Yeah. Repositioning. 173 00:07:59,391 --> 00:08:00,741 Am I supposed to reposition? 174 00:08:00,784 --> 00:08:02,307 -Is, like... What's going on? -No. 175 00:08:02,351 --> 00:08:04,658 I'm-I'm, um... 176 00:08:04,701 --> 00:08:06,224 I'm moving to L.A. 177 00:08:08,183 --> 00:08:10,794 -You are? -Yeah. 178 00:08:10,838 --> 00:08:12,317 Wow. 179 00:08:12,361 --> 00:08:14,276 -Yeah. -That's awesome. 180 00:08:14,319 --> 00:08:15,930 We talked about me getting out of Wisconsin 181 00:08:15,973 --> 00:08:18,498 and just, like, finally having that push and, like, 182 00:08:18,541 --> 00:08:20,456 I'm actually getting jobs here, 183 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,458 which is really exciting, and it's... 184 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:24,460 -It's excit-- That's why I'm here. -Yeah. 185 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:27,898 That's-- It feels-- It makes it all feel real now. 186 00:08:27,942 --> 00:08:30,727 -You know? -Yeah. Yeah. It... 187 00:08:30,771 --> 00:08:32,381 The-- us is real. It is real. 188 00:08:32,424 --> 00:08:33,600 -Yeah. -It's always been real. 189 00:08:33,643 --> 00:08:35,253 You know, we've been dating and... 190 00:08:35,297 --> 00:08:37,081 Yeah. W-We go on dates. 191 00:08:37,125 --> 00:08:38,561 -Yeah. -We're dating. 192 00:08:38,605 --> 00:08:40,171 Yeah. 193 00:08:40,215 --> 00:08:42,173 You look terrified. 194 00:08:42,217 --> 00:08:43,610 -Do I? -You look really freaked out. 195 00:08:43,653 --> 00:08:45,133 You know what it is? I'm not freaked out. 196 00:08:45,176 --> 00:08:46,917 It's just, like, for me, whenever I get, like, 197 00:08:46,961 --> 00:08:49,137 new, big information, it just takes me a little while 198 00:08:49,180 --> 00:08:50,747 to, like, wrap my head around things. 199 00:08:50,791 --> 00:08:53,750 I'm a slow cooker, you know? You got to let me roast. 200 00:08:53,794 --> 00:08:55,752 That's all that's happening. It's like, big information, 201 00:08:55,796 --> 00:08:58,059 brain processing, neurons flying. 202 00:08:58,102 --> 00:08:59,669 But, like, the neurons are, like, fireworks, 203 00:08:59,713 --> 00:09:01,105 -and that's good. -Okay. 204 00:09:01,149 --> 00:09:02,846 -Neurons? [laughs] -Yeah, the... Yeah. 205 00:09:02,890 --> 00:09:04,848 I th-- I'm-- I am so excited. 206 00:09:04,892 --> 00:09:06,676 Like, I was dreading you leaving. 207 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:08,373 -Okay. I'm excited. -Let's kiss. 208 00:09:08,417 --> 00:09:10,288 Should we kiss and seal the deal? 209 00:09:10,332 --> 00:09:13,553 -I want to fuck. -All right. 210 00:09:13,596 --> 00:09:15,772 -Later, though. -Mmm. 211 00:09:15,816 --> 00:09:17,252 -Congrats to us. -Mm. 212 00:09:17,295 --> 00:09:18,645 -To-- B-But you, especially. -Yeah. 213 00:09:18,688 --> 00:09:20,864 -Mm. -Mm. 214 00:09:20,908 --> 00:09:22,953 ♪ 215 00:09:29,699 --> 00:09:30,961 [door closes] 216 00:09:43,191 --> 00:09:44,584 [keyboard clicking] 217 00:10:10,784 --> 00:10:13,221 -[indistinct chatter] -[gentle piano music playing] 218 00:10:28,279 --> 00:10:29,716 Hmm. 219 00:10:42,598 --> 00:10:44,556 [over earbuds]: ♪ Mr. McAdams, say yes.♪ 220 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:45,775 Wow. 221 00:10:45,819 --> 00:10:47,690 Okay... 222 00:10:50,388 --> 00:10:53,217 -I fucking love it. -Uh... You do? 223 00:10:53,261 --> 00:10:54,566 -Yes. -Okay, 'cause obviously, 224 00:10:54,610 --> 00:10:56,046 I'm being, like, intentionally silly 225 00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:57,526 -at parts, but... -Right, right, of course, but... 226 00:10:57,569 --> 00:10:59,920 Dave. 227 00:10:59,963 --> 00:11:02,052 I-I love it. 228 00:11:02,096 --> 00:11:04,228 -Your hands are as smooth as eggs. -Oh, thank you. 229 00:11:04,272 --> 00:11:06,578 Would you ever be in the music video for "Mr. McAdams"? 230 00:11:06,622 --> 00:11:09,973 Of course. I-I-I... Uh, how could I not? 231 00:11:10,017 --> 00:11:11,714 -How could you not? That's what I'm saying. -Okay. 232 00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:15,196 Um, like, are you thinking sex scene, or...? 233 00:11:19,766 --> 00:11:22,769 -Mm-hmm. -Have you ever done one? 234 00:11:22,812 --> 00:11:26,860 No, but I'm, I'm-- I-- I'm... I could. 235 00:11:26,903 --> 00:11:29,297 Okay, well, we could talk about it. 236 00:11:29,340 --> 00:11:30,777 I'm ready for that. 237 00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:32,039 If that's what, if that's what you think 238 00:11:32,082 --> 00:11:33,867 the, um, creative calls for. 239 00:11:33,910 --> 00:11:35,564 -Cool. -Which, I see it that way, too, personally. 240 00:11:35,607 --> 00:11:37,044 -Yeah. -I don't want to intrude or say it like, 241 00:11:37,087 --> 00:11:38,741 -"Come," like, "fuck me on camera," but... 242 00:11:38,785 --> 00:11:40,874 Right. Yeah. Well, you know what? 243 00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:42,876 We can figure all the details out later, 244 00:11:42,919 --> 00:11:44,921 but I mean, it will come down to scheduling... 245 00:11:44,965 --> 00:11:46,183 -Mm. -...you know. 246 00:11:46,227 --> 00:11:48,446 But I would like to come. 247 00:11:50,057 --> 00:11:52,320 Do you like Drake? 248 00:11:52,363 --> 00:11:55,323 Love Drake. My favorite artist ever. 249 00:11:55,366 --> 00:11:58,805 I've actually been crafting a DM to him for about six weeks now 250 00:11:58,848 --> 00:12:01,024 and I'm too big of a coward to send it 251 00:12:01,068 --> 00:12:02,591 'cause it just has to be the perfect message. 252 00:12:02,634 --> 00:12:03,984 I don't even know if he's gonna read it, but... 253 00:12:04,027 --> 00:12:05,942 Well, we should just call him. I'll... 254 00:12:05,986 --> 00:12:08,771 Oh, no, wait, he's in Ghana. Shit. 255 00:12:08,815 --> 00:12:11,208 -Mm. -Tell you what. 256 00:12:11,252 --> 00:12:13,080 Beat me at an arm wrestle, 257 00:12:13,123 --> 00:12:15,735 and I will put you on a text with him right now. 258 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,695 -Hmm? -Okay. Fine. 259 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,523 -Well, let's fucking do this. Oh, my God. -That's right. 260 00:12:21,566 --> 00:12:23,438 -You're gonna connect me to him? -Ooh. 261 00:12:23,481 --> 00:12:25,222 Feel your heart racing. 262 00:12:25,266 --> 00:12:26,963 Well... 263 00:12:27,007 --> 00:12:29,226 It's like a bird. 264 00:12:29,270 --> 00:12:31,011 I am a bird. 265 00:12:31,054 --> 00:12:33,404 Well, if you're a bird, I'm a bird. 266 00:12:33,448 --> 00:12:34,928 Yeah? 267 00:12:34,971 --> 00:12:36,756 Ah! 268 00:12:36,799 --> 00:12:37,887 [whispers]: Fuck. 269 00:12:37,931 --> 00:12:39,759 [moans] 270 00:12:40,847 --> 00:12:43,501 Oh, my God, do you, like, lift weights? 271 00:12:43,545 --> 00:12:45,242 -Jesus. -[shushes] 272 00:12:45,286 --> 00:12:46,548 Fuck. 273 00:12:51,074 --> 00:12:52,902 Jesus. 274 00:12:52,946 --> 00:12:54,556 Dude, like, wake up. 275 00:12:58,299 --> 00:13:00,257 Mmm. 276 00:13:14,054 --> 00:13:16,099 ♪ 277 00:13:31,506 --> 00:13:34,552 [gasps] What the fuck? 278 00:13:34,596 --> 00:13:36,598 Oh, no, if this lipstick isn't gonna come off... Fuck. 279 00:13:36,641 --> 00:13:38,513 -[exclaims] Morning! -[shouts] 280 00:13:38,556 --> 00:13:40,210 -I see you met her. -What the fuck? 281 00:13:40,254 --> 00:13:42,952 Doesn't she look so cool now? 282 00:13:42,996 --> 00:13:44,867 -How could you do this? -She's so heavy. 283 00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:47,174 She's, like, way heavier than I thought that she would be. 284 00:13:47,217 --> 00:13:48,697 We're the same size, so... 285 00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:50,612 You're not the same size. Are you 149 centimeters? 286 00:13:50,655 --> 00:13:52,005 No, 'cause that's four foot nine. 287 00:13:52,048 --> 00:13:53,658 Are you a legal pygmy? 288 00:13:53,702 --> 00:13:56,139 I don't know my height in centimeters. I... 289 00:13:56,183 --> 00:13:58,533 Why did you put lipstick on her? 290 00:13:58,576 --> 00:14:00,100 I hate lipstick. 291 00:14:00,143 --> 00:14:01,841 What? 292 00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:05,409 "Why did you put lipstick on her, comma, 293 00:14:05,453 --> 00:14:07,020 I hate lipstick." 294 00:14:07,063 --> 00:14:09,022 -She looks like a whore. -It is a whore, Dave. 295 00:14:09,065 --> 00:14:10,719 You bought it to fuck it. 296 00:14:10,762 --> 00:14:13,374 -No, I don't fuck it yet. -Okay, I'm sorry. I... 297 00:14:13,417 --> 00:14:16,203 It-it'll obviously come off. I'll just fucking take it off. 298 00:14:16,246 --> 00:14:18,074 No, I'm not using, like, other products that work 299 00:14:18,118 --> 00:14:19,989 on human skin, like, this is machina. 300 00:14:20,033 --> 00:14:21,512 Like, you don't understand how it all works. 301 00:14:21,556 --> 00:14:23,514 It's g-- If it's gonna work on human skin, 302 00:14:23,558 --> 00:14:24,907 -it's gonna work on your... -I'm looking at her lips 303 00:14:24,951 --> 00:14:26,822 right now, and they're, like, caking off 304 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,346 as I rub, so I'm, like, worried that there's permanent damage 305 00:14:29,390 --> 00:14:31,087 -that can't be undone here. -Jesus Christ. 306 00:14:31,131 --> 00:14:34,308 I'm sorry, but I never splurged on anything like this. 307 00:14:34,351 --> 00:14:36,179 And it's, like, my thing and... 308 00:14:36,223 --> 00:14:38,094 [exhales]: Yeah. 309 00:14:38,138 --> 00:14:39,661 Okay, well, yeah. 310 00:14:39,704 --> 00:14:41,445 -I'm like... -We are... 311 00:14:41,489 --> 00:14:43,926 -It's just, this is... -I'm sorry. 312 00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:45,449 She's your... 313 00:14:47,408 --> 00:14:49,801 ...stuff, and I shouldn't have... 314 00:14:49,845 --> 00:14:51,803 No, I'm sorry. 315 00:14:51,847 --> 00:14:53,240 It's just like... 316 00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:54,676 Do you have any idea 317 00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:56,808 how long I've been looking forward to this? 318 00:14:56,852 --> 00:14:58,593 How long have you been looking forward to this? 319 00:14:58,636 --> 00:15:00,464 So long. 320 00:15:00,508 --> 00:15:03,337 -So long? -Yeah, I was on that fucking tour, 321 00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:05,469 just waiting to be in this bed with you, 322 00:15:05,513 --> 00:15:06,949 but no, I was going city to city, 323 00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:08,603 trudging through this nation. 324 00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:09,996 Mm. [laughs] 325 00:15:10,039 --> 00:15:11,519 EMMA: What are you most excited about? 326 00:15:11,562 --> 00:15:13,042 Meeting her. 327 00:15:13,086 --> 00:15:14,739 My wife. Meeting her. I can't wait. 328 00:15:14,783 --> 00:15:16,654 -GATA: Your wife? Bro. -I have a good feeling. 329 00:15:16,698 --> 00:15:18,743 Man, fuck no, ain't looking for love on this tour, man. 330 00:15:18,787 --> 00:15:20,397 I already know what it is. ♪ Light skin♪ 331 00:15:20,441 --> 00:15:22,834 ♪ Dark skin, Puerto Rican, Asian.♪ 332 00:15:22,878 --> 00:15:24,619 -What do you want out of life? -Oh, you a hot Jewish rapper, bro. 333 00:15:24,662 --> 00:15:26,229 What do you want out of life? Like, what are your goals? 334 00:15:26,273 --> 00:15:27,752 I just want to make it to the top, bro, with you. 335 00:15:27,796 --> 00:15:30,494 There's more to life than, like, fucking girls 336 00:15:30,538 --> 00:15:32,670 -and, like, being rich. -...model you thought I was. 337 00:15:32,714 --> 00:15:35,586 -I'm Rick James, bitch. -[laughter] 338 00:15:35,630 --> 00:15:37,327 Ideally, of course, it's something cute. 339 00:15:37,371 --> 00:15:38,589 Like, I'm walking down the street 340 00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:39,764 and she walks out of, like, 341 00:15:39,808 --> 00:15:41,201 a Barnes & Noble right as, like, 342 00:15:41,244 --> 00:15:42,942 that guitar lick from Goo Goo Dolls' "Slide" 343 00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:44,595 is playing. [imitates guitar riff] 344 00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:46,206 I've never fucked back here, but let me tell you, 345 00:15:46,249 --> 00:15:47,816 right here, on this mattress right here, though, 346 00:15:47,859 --> 00:15:49,774 the middle of the hallway. 347 00:15:49,818 --> 00:15:50,993 ELZ: Having to hear Gata have sex every night 348 00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:52,647 is so annoying. 349 00:15:52,690 --> 00:15:53,778 MIKE: I am really happy for him, 350 00:15:53,822 --> 00:15:55,345 I'm not gonna lie. 351 00:15:55,389 --> 00:15:57,434 ELZ: Dave has the most unused rapper dick ever. 352 00:15:57,478 --> 00:15:59,480 If you're gonna wrangle the women, right? 353 00:15:59,523 --> 00:16:01,308 -If you're gonna go out and you're gonna... -Yeehaw! 354 00:16:01,351 --> 00:16:02,918 Say you're gonna do it. 355 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,833 -Do you know what my type is? -Yeah. 356 00:16:04,876 --> 00:16:06,835 -Red hair... -What? 357 00:16:06,878 --> 00:16:08,706 -EMMA: What's your type? -DAVE: I would say 358 00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:11,187 girl next-door, sweet. 359 00:16:11,231 --> 00:16:12,754 -No, because... Okay. -DAVE: Show me the... 360 00:16:12,797 --> 00:16:14,799 -Oh, my God. -I have feet-- hands for feet. 361 00:16:14,843 --> 00:16:16,888 -What do you mean? -Look it, I could hold your hand. 362 00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:18,978 GATA: Let me tell you what I need. 363 00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:22,198 Every woman I don't got is the woman I need. 364 00:16:22,242 --> 00:16:24,200 -You just make shit up. -Damn. Hey, this is ghetto poetry, man. 365 00:16:24,244 --> 00:16:26,072 I'm telling you, when you run this back, 366 00:16:26,115 --> 00:16:28,291 you gonna get some gems out of this, Emma, I'm telling you. 367 00:16:28,335 --> 00:16:30,380 -[keyboard clicks] -DAVE: I think it's all starting to come together. 368 00:16:30,424 --> 00:16:32,817 It's-- it is slow, though, just in the way it unfolds. 369 00:16:32,861 --> 00:16:35,472 We're gonna have to shave some frames off the ol' tail of it. 370 00:16:35,516 --> 00:16:36,821 Dave, I can't keep frame-fucking this shit 371 00:16:36,865 --> 00:16:38,388 every time we're together. 372 00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:40,260 No one's gonna notice a two-frame difference. 373 00:16:40,303 --> 00:16:41,696 I would notice the difference, every single time I watch it. 374 00:16:41,739 --> 00:16:43,524 I can't watch this and be tortured 375 00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:45,352 -and seeing it's erroneous. -Okay, hold on. Give me a sec. 376 00:16:45,395 --> 00:16:46,918 This is an editing session. I mean, hello, 377 00:16:46,962 --> 00:16:48,268 welcome to the industry, Emma. 378 00:16:48,311 --> 00:16:50,183 -Geez Louise. -God, you're so annoying. 379 00:16:50,226 --> 00:16:51,836 You know what you just earned? 380 00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:53,534 You just earned a little over-the-shoulder Dave time. 381 00:16:53,577 --> 00:16:56,102 Yep, okay. Let's abandon the micro stuff 382 00:16:56,145 --> 00:16:57,451 and let's talk macro for a moment, huh? 383 00:16:57,494 --> 00:16:59,409 Macro? 384 00:16:59,453 --> 00:17:01,455 I'm trying to finish this for the screening. 385 00:17:01,498 --> 00:17:03,022 I'm trying to help get us there. 386 00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:04,719 Like, I'm trying to help that. I understand. 387 00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:06,155 You're the one who set up a friends-and-family screening 388 00:17:06,199 --> 00:17:07,939 without having me see the thing, it's like... 389 00:17:07,983 --> 00:17:11,943 I'm not sure we're telling the right story, currently. 390 00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:14,598 This should be a tale of a sweet man 391 00:17:14,642 --> 00:17:16,209 looking for love. 392 00:17:16,252 --> 00:17:19,081 Not me and my hype man going across America 393 00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:21,127 talking about who's getting sucked the most. 394 00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:25,131 Listen, as the person trying to run Dave's foundation, 395 00:17:25,174 --> 00:17:28,569 I would protect everyone a little bit more. 396 00:17:28,612 --> 00:17:30,919 And not to pile on, but I-I would like 397 00:17:30,962 --> 00:17:35,489 to cut the Robyn footage from the end. 398 00:17:35,532 --> 00:17:37,752 It's a documentary about you looking for love. 399 00:17:37,795 --> 00:17:39,971 -Yeah. -And all the Robyn footage is really cute. 400 00:17:40,015 --> 00:17:41,408 That has to be the ending. 401 00:17:41,451 --> 00:17:43,323 I-I don't even tell Robyn that "I love you." 402 00:17:43,366 --> 00:17:45,542 Like, we're not even at that place in our relationship. 403 00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:47,196 Why is everyone trying to force me to, like, advance 404 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:48,676 my relationship with this person? I don't even... 405 00:17:48,719 --> 00:17:50,373 I am not trying to force you to advance 406 00:17:50,417 --> 00:17:51,548 -your relationship. -We barely know each other yet. 407 00:17:51,592 --> 00:17:53,159 It's called storytelling, Dave. 408 00:17:53,202 --> 00:17:54,725 I know, it's also called my personal life, Emma, 409 00:17:54,769 --> 00:17:56,640 -and it's like... -It this too personal for you? 410 00:17:56,684 --> 00:17:59,382 -Yeah. -Because you asked me to film you taking a shit. 411 00:17:59,426 --> 00:18:01,036 That's impersonal from my van-- 412 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,733 I don't care. Anyone can watch me shit. 413 00:18:02,777 --> 00:18:04,779 A child could watch me shit, I wouldn't give a fuck. 414 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:10,524 Look, can you show me what other end options could exist? 415 00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:13,222 Here's what I had before the Robyn footage. 416 00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:15,094 DAVE [over video]: And if I'm not blown away, 417 00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:18,184 it's not good enough, and I'm not gonna settle. So... 418 00:18:18,227 --> 00:18:21,970 EMMA: So, how many stones are you gonna turn over to find her? 419 00:18:22,013 --> 00:18:25,278 I'll turn over every goddamn stone in the world. 420 00:18:25,321 --> 00:18:26,714 [keyboard clicks] 421 00:18:26,757 --> 00:18:29,108 Is this the only possible ending? 422 00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:33,938 Will one of you fuckers come over here 423 00:18:33,982 --> 00:18:35,853 and pull my bush? [cackles] 424 00:18:35,897 --> 00:18:39,292 Film him, film him. It's perfect for the documentary. 425 00:18:39,335 --> 00:18:40,423 MIKE: You're never gonna get this guy to sign a release. 426 00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:41,468 He's drunk as a skunk. 427 00:18:41,511 --> 00:18:42,686 I just fucked that skunk up 428 00:18:42,730 --> 00:18:44,514 and deep throat his ass. 429 00:18:44,558 --> 00:18:46,125 -Man... -Oh, the Jewish penis of the skunk, right? 430 00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:47,909 You deep throat the two-inch stick of the skunk? 431 00:18:47,952 --> 00:18:49,476 You're good with all this? Right, brother? 432 00:18:49,519 --> 00:18:51,869 -Shit, yeah, man! -DAVE: What did Malcolm say? 433 00:18:52,957 --> 00:18:55,134 BOTH: By any means necessary. 434 00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:57,962 Dicky's looking for love, and I'm looking for bud. 435 00:18:58,006 --> 00:18:59,616 [laughter] 436 00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:01,836 -DAVE: Oh, my God. -EMMA: Make sure you're in focus. 437 00:19:01,879 --> 00:19:03,446 DAVE: I don't even know if I'm in focus, 438 00:19:03,490 --> 00:19:05,970 but this is the best shot. This is, like, iconic. 439 00:19:06,014 --> 00:19:07,320 I don't know, I just... 440 00:19:07,363 --> 00:19:09,278 I'm ashamed of the amount I smoke weed. 441 00:19:09,322 --> 00:19:11,541 -But I can't stop. -GATA: Don't be ashamed. 442 00:19:11,585 --> 00:19:13,630 -GATA: Just a part of the game. -EMMA: Yeah, why can't you just let go? 443 00:19:13,674 --> 00:19:15,371 DAVE: What about you, Gata? What are your demons? 444 00:19:15,415 --> 00:19:18,026 Not releasing semen is my demon. 445 00:19:18,069 --> 00:19:19,854 DAVE: I feel like you're filling a void. 446 00:19:19,897 --> 00:19:21,551 This guy right here is a deep thinker, dude. 447 00:19:21,595 --> 00:19:22,596 -It's not that deep. -That's why all his songs 448 00:19:22,639 --> 00:19:25,425 are so, like, complex and shit, 449 00:19:25,468 --> 00:19:27,340 while I'm talking about, "I really be having it." 450 00:19:27,383 --> 00:19:29,298 DAVE: When I started rapping is the first time I, like, 451 00:19:29,342 --> 00:19:31,518 started getting high 'cause I just like escaped 452 00:19:31,561 --> 00:19:35,348 who I-- like, I'm just not, like, naturally, like, a rapper. 453 00:19:35,391 --> 00:19:38,133 Like, I need to, like, go to another place to, like... 454 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,222 Dude, you got to tap out of that David Burd. 455 00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:41,615 I-- Yeah, I don't know. 456 00:19:41,658 --> 00:19:43,138 It's like, why do I need to escape reality? 457 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,792 [cheering, applause] 458 00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:46,489 But my reality is, uh, good. I don't know, 459 00:19:46,533 --> 00:19:49,231 I just think, even when my reality is good, 460 00:19:49,275 --> 00:19:53,540 I think too much about what's not perfect about that reality. 461 00:19:53,583 --> 00:19:55,281 EMMA: Like, why can't you just accept it? 462 00:19:55,324 --> 00:19:57,152 I don't know. What-- Don't ask... 463 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,241 -What are you doing? -DAVE: Why can't youaccept... 464 00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:00,677 -No, I don't want to be on camera. -Yeah, exactly. How do you feel? 465 00:20:00,721 --> 00:20:02,636 You put up a wall for no reason. 466 00:20:02,679 --> 00:20:04,420 Just let us love you. 467 00:20:04,464 --> 00:20:06,466 -You're looking for love, too. -EMMA: Will you stop? 468 00:20:06,509 --> 00:20:08,250 -ELZ: See? See? See how it feels? -I don't want to be on camera. 469 00:20:08,294 --> 00:20:10,426 It's very invasive, isn't it? 470 00:20:10,470 --> 00:20:12,472 When did you get so uptight? 471 00:20:12,515 --> 00:20:14,735 S-- Working with Dave. 472 00:20:14,778 --> 00:20:17,303 ELZ: Working with Dave. You talking about working forDave? 473 00:20:17,346 --> 00:20:20,044 I'm not working forDave. 474 00:20:21,568 --> 00:20:23,352 Does-- Is this the right frame? 475 00:20:23,396 --> 00:20:25,963 'Cause I think it would be more impactful in a wide. 476 00:20:26,007 --> 00:20:27,965 Where I'd be like, I'm more alone. 477 00:20:28,009 --> 00:20:29,750 EMMA: It's a documentary. 478 00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:32,013 [laughter] 479 00:20:32,056 --> 00:20:33,754 CAROL: He's always been like that, his whole life. 480 00:20:33,797 --> 00:20:35,799 EMMA: I mean, it's wildly difficult 481 00:20:35,843 --> 00:20:38,193 working with Dave because he is an insane person. 482 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,803 DAVE: I don't want this footage, Emma. 483 00:20:39,847 --> 00:20:41,327 [laughter] 484 00:20:41,370 --> 00:20:43,720 MIKE: Fuck, marry, kill. I would... 485 00:20:43,764 --> 00:20:47,333 fuck Gata, 'cause he-- I know he's a good fuck. 486 00:20:47,376 --> 00:20:50,292 -[laughter] -Uh, I would marry you. 487 00:20:50,336 --> 00:20:52,207 Kill Dave is probably the thing that matters the most to me. 488 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,209 How do we kill Dave? 489 00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:56,037 We'll say it on the count of three at the same time. 490 00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:58,039 One, two, three. 491 00:20:58,082 --> 00:20:59,388 -Strangulation. -Strangulate him with a pillow! 492 00:20:59,432 --> 00:21:01,303 [both cheer] 493 00:21:01,347 --> 00:21:02,870 -[laughter] -ELZ: I would... 494 00:21:02,913 --> 00:21:06,003 -MIKE: Strangle with-- Dawg. -[chuckles] 495 00:21:06,047 --> 00:21:08,615 I've never worked so hard for someone in my entire life. 496 00:21:08,658 --> 00:21:10,443 And I worked at Outback Steakhouse. 497 00:21:10,486 --> 00:21:12,314 He is... 498 00:21:12,358 --> 00:21:14,969 the most difficult musician I've ever worked with, 499 00:21:15,012 --> 00:21:17,798 and I worked with a lot of random rappers who are terrible, 500 00:21:17,841 --> 00:21:21,323 and this man, for some reason, has just made life so difficult. 501 00:21:21,367 --> 00:21:23,238 We used to take him shopping for those action figures. 502 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:25,327 -Oh, geez. The action figures. -Do you remember that? 503 00:21:25,371 --> 00:21:28,591 DON: He would go back and forth about which one to get, 504 00:21:28,635 --> 00:21:30,506 and he would analyze the pros and the cons... 505 00:21:30,550 --> 00:21:32,247 -CAROL: Yeah. -...of each one. 506 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:33,770 It was the, what did he call it? The no stone unturned... 507 00:21:33,814 --> 00:21:35,946 -The "no stone unturned" method. -Yeah. Yeah. 508 00:21:35,990 --> 00:21:38,209 -No stone unturned. -No stone unturned. 509 00:21:38,253 --> 00:21:40,342 -No stone unturned. -Fuck that phrase. 510 00:21:40,386 --> 00:21:41,996 I got so stressed out I had a kidney stone. 511 00:21:42,039 --> 00:21:44,651 I pissed out a stone. A stone out of my penis. 512 00:21:44,694 --> 00:21:46,783 EMMA: It became very clear that to properly document 513 00:21:46,827 --> 00:21:48,655 this man looking for love, 514 00:21:48,698 --> 00:21:50,744 I had to document how this man looks for everything. 515 00:21:50,787 --> 00:21:52,354 So I started filming our edit sessions. 516 00:21:52,398 --> 00:21:54,225 So we're gonna have to shave some frames 517 00:21:54,269 --> 00:21:56,010 off the ol' tail of it. 518 00:21:56,053 --> 00:21:58,186 EMMA: No one's gonna notice a two-frame difference. 519 00:21:58,229 --> 00:22:00,362 I would notice the difference every single time I watch it. 520 00:22:00,406 --> 00:22:02,364 -I can't watch this and be tortured... -Okay, hold on. 521 00:22:02,408 --> 00:22:04,192 -EMMA: Give me a sec. -This is an editing session. 522 00:22:04,235 --> 00:22:06,194 I mean, hello, welcome to the industry, Emma. 523 00:22:06,237 --> 00:22:07,717 -Geez Louise. -EMMA: Fine. 524 00:22:07,761 --> 00:22:09,023 DAVE: Did you take my cheesesteak? 525 00:22:09,066 --> 00:22:10,938 GATA: Nah. Was it good? 526 00:22:10,981 --> 00:22:12,418 Honestly, it was very close to ideal. 527 00:22:12,461 --> 00:22:14,158 The bread just, like, wasn't good enough. 528 00:22:14,202 --> 00:22:16,422 I mean, the couch is nice and firm. It is a good couch. 529 00:22:16,465 --> 00:22:18,293 It's almost everything you'd want in a couch. 530 00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:21,122 I will say, like, the pillows are just, like, not quite right. 531 00:22:21,165 --> 00:22:23,994 -[laughter] -ELZ: He's always been this way. 532 00:22:24,038 --> 00:22:26,388 MIKE: That's Dave. He's never satisfied, 533 00:22:26,432 --> 00:22:28,695 it's never finished, so we're never finished. 534 00:22:28,738 --> 00:22:31,001 ELZ: As you fucking know, very annoying. 535 00:22:31,045 --> 00:22:33,134 And then he'll say, like, one thing 536 00:22:33,177 --> 00:22:35,658 like, "Love you, big cat," and it's like... 537 00:22:35,702 --> 00:22:37,356 [whispers]: "You son of a bitch." 538 00:22:38,879 --> 00:22:40,228 Some people are afraid of the hard work 539 00:22:40,271 --> 00:22:41,925 and the ethic that LD has. 540 00:22:41,969 --> 00:22:43,666 Some people are afraid of being pushed to the limit. 541 00:22:43,710 --> 00:22:45,015 -It's the honest truth. -You're growing up. 542 00:22:45,059 --> 00:22:46,452 I'm trying, bro. 543 00:22:46,495 --> 00:22:47,714 So working with him is like working 544 00:22:47,757 --> 00:22:48,889 with a young Phil Jackson. 545 00:22:48,932 --> 00:22:50,020 I can just envision that fool 546 00:22:50,064 --> 00:22:51,152 saying, "Gata!" 547 00:22:51,195 --> 00:22:52,632 Like, I can look in his eyes 548 00:22:52,675 --> 00:22:54,111 and tell he want to bring the best out of me. 549 00:22:54,155 --> 00:22:56,244 Or, like, Einstein, because he's Jewish. 550 00:22:56,287 --> 00:22:57,898 [laughter] 551 00:22:57,941 --> 00:22:59,769 When I met him, I thought he was a psycho, 552 00:22:59,813 --> 00:23:01,902 because he said he was gonna be a famous rapper 553 00:23:01,945 --> 00:23:05,035 and I was like, "What?" 554 00:23:05,079 --> 00:23:07,298 He had a vision, 555 00:23:07,342 --> 00:23:09,431 and it became a reality. 556 00:23:09,475 --> 00:23:11,085 ELZ: I've been lucky enough 557 00:23:11,128 --> 00:23:12,826 to work with my best friend since I was six 558 00:23:12,869 --> 00:23:14,131 and he's changed my life, so... 559 00:23:16,873 --> 00:23:20,311 He's the closest male figure I've got. 560 00:23:20,355 --> 00:23:22,705 And my dad never, you know... 561 00:23:22,749 --> 00:23:25,926 I believe in Dave so fucking much it's ridiculous. 562 00:23:25,969 --> 00:23:28,407 -EMMA: Will you ever be satisfied? -DAVE: Probably not. 563 00:23:28,450 --> 00:23:29,625 At the end of the day, I'm gonna need something 564 00:23:29,669 --> 00:23:30,626 other than, like, musical success 565 00:23:30,670 --> 00:23:32,323 to satisfy me. 566 00:23:32,367 --> 00:23:34,848 -EMMA: Like what? -Like love. 567 00:23:34,891 --> 00:23:36,806 DAVE: I believe in the truest form of love. 568 00:23:36,850 --> 00:23:39,940 Someone's got to come along and save me from this, like, 569 00:23:39,983 --> 00:23:41,681 self-fulfilling prophecy I'm in. 570 00:23:41,724 --> 00:23:43,987 EMMA: How will you know it's her? 571 00:23:44,031 --> 00:23:45,380 When I meet my dream girl, 572 00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:46,686 boy, oh, boy, will it be evident. 573 00:23:46,729 --> 00:23:48,688 It's like, I will know early on. 574 00:23:48,731 --> 00:23:50,341 It's not the type of thing 575 00:23:50,385 --> 00:23:52,082 that you need to take time to figure out. 576 00:23:52,126 --> 00:23:54,389 I'm just, like, not gonna get into a relationship 577 00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:56,826 and then, like, let it slowly develop and, like... 578 00:23:56,870 --> 00:23:58,872 If I'm not blown away, it's not good enough, 579 00:23:58,915 --> 00:24:00,308 and I'm not gonna settle, so... 580 00:24:00,351 --> 00:24:02,136 EMMA: So, how many stones 581 00:24:02,179 --> 00:24:04,138 are you gonna turn over to find her? 582 00:24:06,532 --> 00:24:10,361 I'll turn over every goddamn stone in the world. 583 00:24:10,405 --> 00:24:13,626 I'll turn over every goddamn stone in the world. 584 00:24:13,669 --> 00:24:16,237 Is this the only possible ending? 585 00:24:18,195 --> 00:24:20,284 [cheering, applause] 586 00:24:20,328 --> 00:24:22,069 [whooping, whistling] 587 00:24:39,173 --> 00:24:40,479 ROBYN: I'm gonna go get some fresh air. 588 00:24:40,522 --> 00:24:42,002 -DAVE: Okay. -EMMA: Hey, you guys. 589 00:24:46,049 --> 00:24:48,530 Hi. Wow. 590 00:24:48,574 --> 00:24:51,315 -EMMA: Yeah? -Did not see that coming at all. 591 00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:53,970 So, like, what, all those editing sessions, like, 592 00:24:54,014 --> 00:24:56,538 they weren't even real, it was, like, all a total charade? 593 00:24:56,582 --> 00:24:58,671 I mean, it was very real. 594 00:24:58,714 --> 00:25:00,629 Just not what you were expecting. 595 00:25:00,673 --> 00:25:04,372 I got to be honest, I do feel manipulated. 596 00:25:04,415 --> 00:25:06,766 But in the most artistic way possible. 597 00:25:06,809 --> 00:25:08,550 Well, I learned from the best. 598 00:25:08,594 --> 00:25:10,552 -I'm, like, blown away. -[laughs softly] 599 00:25:10,596 --> 00:25:12,249 I don't even have that many comments or notes. 600 00:25:12,293 --> 00:25:13,947 Like, obviously, there's a few things we have to do 601 00:25:13,990 --> 00:25:15,644 -before it goes, like, fully public... -Oh, Dave. 602 00:25:15,688 --> 00:25:18,125 This isn't ourthing. 603 00:25:18,168 --> 00:25:19,648 It's mine. 604 00:25:19,692 --> 00:25:21,998 I'm not compromising my vision for anything. 605 00:25:23,217 --> 00:25:25,045 Are you being serious? 606 00:25:25,088 --> 00:25:27,787 It's, like, the "Lil Dicky Looking for Love" documentary. 607 00:25:27,830 --> 00:25:29,484 -I literally hired you and br... -You didn't hire me. 608 00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:31,747 You didn't pay me. 609 00:25:31,791 --> 00:25:35,055 You really want to do this? You want to play this game? 610 00:25:35,098 --> 00:25:37,797 Okay, all that hidden footage type of stuff 611 00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:39,320 that I never consented to, 612 00:25:39,363 --> 00:25:41,365 can't use it, sorry, never gave my permission. 613 00:25:41,409 --> 00:25:43,237 No, there were those fliers all around. 614 00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:44,717 So, sorry. 615 00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:46,806 There will be no more notes. 616 00:25:46,849 --> 00:25:48,590 You're out of stones. 617 00:25:48,634 --> 00:25:49,765 BINIAM: Emma? 618 00:25:49,809 --> 00:25:52,246 -Yeah? Hi. -I'm Biniam. 619 00:25:52,289 --> 00:25:54,074 BINIAM: Uh, Mike invited me. I work at A24. 620 00:25:54,117 --> 00:25:56,990 -EMMA: Hi. -Man, that last scene... 621 00:25:57,033 --> 00:25:59,601 It's pretty fucking wild, but... 622 00:25:59,645 --> 00:26:01,516 I mean, I got to give her credit, though. 623 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:04,432 She did have this whole fucking vision and she just got it. 624 00:26:04,475 --> 00:26:08,436 You know? And I certainly can't knock that, but... 625 00:26:09,655 --> 00:26:11,178 You okay? 626 00:26:11,221 --> 00:26:14,660 No. I feel pretty dumb. 627 00:26:14,703 --> 00:26:16,836 -You feel dumb? -I just watched 90 minutes 628 00:26:16,879 --> 00:26:18,751 of you "looking for love," 629 00:26:18,794 --> 00:26:22,842 and I was nowhere in sight, so... 630 00:26:22,885 --> 00:26:25,627 Are you still looking? 631 00:26:25,671 --> 00:26:29,805 Am I not the result that you wanted? 632 00:26:29,849 --> 00:26:31,459 No. 633 00:26:31,502 --> 00:26:34,288 I mean, yes. 634 00:26:34,331 --> 00:26:35,898 Or... 635 00:26:35,942 --> 00:26:38,466 Well, Emma went so rogue on the whole thing, 636 00:26:38,509 --> 00:26:40,903 like, it's hard to pin this on me. 637 00:26:40,947 --> 00:26:42,644 Yeah, sure is. 638 00:26:42,688 --> 00:26:44,559 What about all the stuff that you said on camera? 639 00:26:44,603 --> 00:26:46,648 Y-You talked at length about how, 640 00:26:46,692 --> 00:26:48,345 when you met the right person, that you were 641 00:26:48,389 --> 00:26:49,869 just gonna immediately know right away. 642 00:26:49,912 --> 00:26:53,437 Like, when did you say that? 643 00:26:53,481 --> 00:26:55,614 -The... -Look, it doesn't matter when I said that, independent of 644 00:26:55,657 --> 00:26:57,746 if it was before you or after you or, like... 645 00:26:57,790 --> 00:27:00,009 I have been basing my philosophy and idea of love 646 00:27:00,053 --> 00:27:02,272 on this, like, truly childlike belief 647 00:27:02,316 --> 00:27:04,840 that love comes in and sweeps you off your feet 648 00:27:04,884 --> 00:27:06,668 in a way where you know right when it happens, 649 00:27:06,712 --> 00:27:08,670 and that's just not the way the world works, 650 00:27:08,714 --> 00:27:11,151 -and that's okay. -I don't want to be, 651 00:27:11,194 --> 00:27:13,762 this, like, sad fucking version of that. 652 00:27:13,806 --> 00:27:15,764 I don't want to be the understudy 653 00:27:15,808 --> 00:27:18,288 to this, like, grand version of love that you want. 654 00:27:18,332 --> 00:27:20,029 I don't want to be the sad reality. 655 00:27:20,073 --> 00:27:21,988 I want to be the thing that excites you. 656 00:27:22,031 --> 00:27:24,164 You do excite me. It's like, that's not... 657 00:27:24,207 --> 00:27:26,383 Look, I'm on the Looking for Love tour, 658 00:27:26,427 --> 00:27:28,081 shooting a Looking for Love documentary. 659 00:27:28,124 --> 00:27:29,996 During that whole shooting, I'm gonna be a guy 660 00:27:30,039 --> 00:27:32,651 that more or less is, like, endlessly looking for love. 661 00:27:32,694 --> 00:27:35,392 -That's my image at this point. -Dave, it's not your image, though. 662 00:27:35,436 --> 00:27:38,308 Okay? It's not your image, it's just you. 663 00:27:38,352 --> 00:27:41,964 You are perpetually looking for love, 664 00:27:42,008 --> 00:27:44,401 but you don't actually want to find it. 665 00:27:44,445 --> 00:27:45,968 Not true. 666 00:27:46,012 --> 00:27:47,622 -That's not... -Maybe if I was Rachel McAdams, 667 00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:49,450 I would've made your movie. 668 00:27:49,493 --> 00:27:51,539 Maybe I, like-- Y-You had no problem 669 00:27:51,582 --> 00:27:53,454 writing a whole love song about her. 670 00:27:53,497 --> 00:27:54,934 And yeah, I heard it. 671 00:27:54,977 --> 00:27:56,544 I'm sorry that I'm a human being with ears. 672 00:27:56,587 --> 00:27:57,893 I heard the song. 673 00:27:57,937 --> 00:28:00,156 I'm sorry you heard that out of context. 674 00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:03,551 But like, that song doesn't mean anything. 675 00:28:03,594 --> 00:28:06,641 Like the one that you wrote for me? 676 00:28:08,338 --> 00:28:10,427 N-No. Not like that. 677 00:28:10,471 --> 00:28:13,996 Dave, I am here, I'm in your house, 678 00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:16,172 I... 679 00:28:16,216 --> 00:28:19,828 I'm thinking that we're, you know, like... 680 00:28:19,872 --> 00:28:21,743 falling in love. 681 00:28:21,787 --> 00:28:23,876 And I feel like an idiot. 682 00:28:23,919 --> 00:28:26,617 -You're not an idiot. -I feel really fucking stupid. 683 00:28:26,661 --> 00:28:28,663 -You're not stupid. You're not doing anything... -Like, what am I doing out here? 684 00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:30,665 -What am I doing out here? -I can't... Stop. 685 00:28:30,709 --> 00:28:33,581 I think things are trending so well between us, 686 00:28:33,624 --> 00:28:34,887 -towards a serious... -"Trending well"? 687 00:28:34,930 --> 00:28:36,758 Do you hear yourself? "Trending well"? 688 00:28:36,802 --> 00:28:40,414 How much data do you need to decide that I am worthy? 689 00:28:40,457 --> 00:28:44,113 It's crazy, for someone who, like, builds an entire career 690 00:28:44,157 --> 00:28:46,072 off of, like, making fun of his own flaws, 691 00:28:46,115 --> 00:28:50,903 you expect everyone else to be perfect. 692 00:28:53,035 --> 00:28:55,516 Work that out with yourself. [scoffs] 693 00:28:58,780 --> 00:29:00,521 It's... 694 00:29:00,564 --> 00:29:03,176 I don't expect perfection. I know that nobody's perfect. 695 00:29:03,219 --> 00:29:05,787 I understand that, but, like, just like everything in my life, 696 00:29:05,831 --> 00:29:07,615 I have such high expectations 697 00:29:07,658 --> 00:29:09,617 and I try to have the highest level of achievement 698 00:29:09,660 --> 00:29:11,445 -at all times, so when I'm talking about... -Oh, my God. 699 00:29:11,488 --> 00:29:13,839 Women are not achievements, Dave. We're not achievements. 700 00:29:13,882 --> 00:29:15,057 It's... [laughs] 701 00:29:15,101 --> 00:29:16,755 You talk so much shit 702 00:29:16,798 --> 00:29:19,888 about Gata being this, like, misogynistic fuck, 703 00:29:19,932 --> 00:29:22,717 but you're actually just as bad. 704 00:29:22,761 --> 00:29:26,242 You're just lying to yourself and to everyone else. 705 00:29:26,286 --> 00:29:28,201 Uh, what do you-- uh, I don't know, what do you-- 706 00:29:28,244 --> 00:29:30,725 uh, what am I supposed to say? Like, I-I lo... I... 707 00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:33,859 I'm not upset that you don't love me, okay? 708 00:29:33,902 --> 00:29:37,776 I'm just sad, 709 00:29:37,819 --> 00:29:39,473 because I'm pretty sure you do, 710 00:29:39,516 --> 00:29:43,912 but you won't commit until you are 100% certain 711 00:29:43,956 --> 00:29:47,481 that I am the absolute best that you can do. 712 00:29:50,571 --> 00:29:52,834 That has nothing to do with me. 713 00:29:52,878 --> 00:29:54,096 [laughs softly] 714 00:29:55,097 --> 00:29:57,099 So I'm gonna go. 715 00:29:57,143 --> 00:29:58,753 [stammers] 716 00:29:58,797 --> 00:30:01,190 -Please don't. -Um... 717 00:30:01,234 --> 00:30:03,889 You're a famous rapper. [laughs softly] 718 00:30:03,932 --> 00:30:09,372 So I'm sure your dream girl will just show up. 719 00:30:09,416 --> 00:30:11,418 Robyn. 720 00:30:11,461 --> 00:30:14,029 I didn't have any control over that documentary. 721 00:30:14,073 --> 00:30:16,640 Like, it was not my vision at all. 722 00:30:16,684 --> 00:30:19,252 I'm not your vision, either, Dave. 723 00:30:19,295 --> 00:30:21,080 No one is. 724 00:30:21,123 --> 00:30:23,386 Your vision is your vision. 725 00:30:25,780 --> 00:30:27,216 [stammers] 726 00:30:43,232 --> 00:30:44,712 ♪ 727 00:30:46,670 --> 00:30:48,716 [grunts] 728 00:31:05,298 --> 00:31:06,952 [grunting, panting] 729 00:31:10,172 --> 00:31:12,218 Fuck. 730 00:31:16,352 --> 00:31:18,398 [grunts] 731 00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:29,365 ♪ 732 00:31:39,114 --> 00:31:41,073 [grunts] Fuck. 733 00:31:41,116 --> 00:31:42,378 Oh. 734 00:31:42,422 --> 00:31:44,685 Fuck. 735 00:31:44,728 --> 00:31:46,165 God... 736 00:32:01,267 --> 00:32:02,833 ♪ 737 00:32:09,449 --> 00:32:11,494 [exhales] 738 00:32:14,845 --> 00:32:16,891 ♪ 739 00:32:21,156 --> 00:32:23,158 ♪ I've got to go smash, got to go smash ♪ 740 00:32:23,202 --> 00:32:25,117 ♪ Got to go smash, got to go smash...♪ 741 00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:26,422 [phone chimes] 742 00:32:26,466 --> 00:32:28,598 ♪ I'm a hopeless romantic♪ 743 00:32:28,642 --> 00:32:30,644 ♪ I just got left, that hurt, she was my best and worst♪ 744 00:32:30,687 --> 00:32:32,472 ♪ Come and collect your shirts♪ 745 00:32:32,515 --> 00:32:34,517 ♪ It cannot get much worse♪ 746 00:32:34,561 --> 00:32:36,955 ♪ Fuck it, I'm-a ball like Nerf, fuck it, I'm-a ball like Dirk ♪ 747 00:32:36,998 --> 00:32:39,000 ♪ Hoping that my heart don't burst♪ 748 00:32:39,044 --> 00:32:41,481 ♪ Either way, I'll be Milly Rocking in this bitch♪ 749 00:32:41,524 --> 00:32:44,136 ♪ Hey, time of my life♪ 750 00:32:45,267 --> 00:32:46,965 ♪ I was just, we were just♪ 751 00:32:47,008 --> 00:32:48,444 -♪ We were just♪ -♪ Chilling♪ 752 00:32:48,488 --> 00:32:50,142 ♪ Getting high♪ 753 00:32:50,185 --> 00:32:52,187 -♪ We were just♪ -♪ We were just♪ 754 00:32:52,231 --> 00:32:54,233 -♪ Now we're just♪ -♪ I made you happy.♪ 755 00:33:29,311 --> 00:33:32,401 Welcome to the Looking For Love Tour! 756 00:33:32,445 --> 00:33:34,969 I've had so many insane sexual encounters. 757 00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:36,840 Truthfully, I'm looking for my wife. 758 00:33:38,190 --> 00:33:40,888 You're with him every day? How do you resist him? 759 00:33:40,931 --> 00:33:42,324 [GROWLS] 760 00:33:42,368 --> 00:33:44,457 Are you serious? Because I'm with him every day. 761 00:33:44,500 --> 00:33:47,373 DAVE: I'm so happy that I get to see America for what it is. 762 00:33:47,416 --> 00:33:49,679 Y'all find everything okay?Yeah. [COUGHS] 763 00:33:49,723 --> 00:33:53,640 USA. USA. 764 00:33:53,683 --> 00:33:58,079 ANNOUNCER: FX'sDave, all new Wednesdays at 10:00 on FXX. 765 00:33:59,472 --> 00:34:01,648 MAN 1: Hillsong is a mega church... 766 00:34:01,691 --> 00:34:02,866 MAN 2: ... and Carl Lentz...MAN 1: ...he's the celebrity pastor. 767 00:34:02,910 --> 00:34:04,303 WOMAN: People idolized him. 768 00:34:04,999 --> 00:34:08,002 I had some major lies.He said I've been unfaithful. 769 00:34:08,046 --> 00:34:09,482 MAN 3: Carl was fired, 770 00:34:09,525 --> 00:34:12,137 but there was something larger happening at this church. 771 00:34:12,180 --> 00:34:14,095 MAN 4: They were protecting something. 772 00:34:14,139 --> 00:34:16,054 What are they protecting? 773 00:34:16,097 --> 00:34:19,057 MAN 5: It's child abuse, labor abuse, sexual assault. 774 00:34:19,100 --> 00:34:21,320 We are fearful of what is ahead. 775 00:34:21,363 --> 00:34:23,365 MAN 5: I've never seen anything like this. 776 00:34:23,409 --> 00:34:25,889 ANNOUNCER: FX's The Secrets of Hillsong. 777 00:34:25,933 --> 00:34:28,762 All new. Fridays at 10:00 on FX. 778 00:34:29,415 --> 00:34:30,590 I'm most like my mom 779 00:34:30,633 --> 00:34:32,722 because I'm arrogant, totally arrogant. 780 00:34:34,463 --> 00:34:35,856 WOMAN 1: She was his hero, 781 00:34:35,899 --> 00:34:38,250 and it's really hard to see your hero fall. 782 00:34:38,293 --> 00:34:39,816 My mother was a Black Panther. 783 00:34:39,860 --> 00:34:42,080 And she was really involved in the movement. 784 00:34:42,123 --> 00:34:44,865 She wanted the story told correctly. 785 00:34:44,908 --> 00:34:46,867 That means blemishes and all. 786 00:34:46,910 --> 00:34:48,390 WOMAN 2: It was my responsibility 787 00:34:48,434 --> 00:34:52,264 to teach Tupac how to survive his reality. 788 00:34:53,178 --> 00:34:55,093 ANNOUNCER: FX'sDear Mama. 789 00:34:55,136 --> 00:34:57,225 All episodes now streaming. 60210

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