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"Below Deck Down Under"...

Aesha, Aesha, Ryan.

- I'll have one too. though
- All right!

Okay, crew, let's start
getting some hands

to the galley to bring food up.

- Food's coming.
- What is happening?

What kind of chef
starts plating

without hearing that guests
are even at the table?

Don't plate stuff until
I've actually said

they're sitting at the table.

Ask the guests to come sit at
the table, their lunch is ready.

Oh, my goodness, Jamie.

I'm currently single
and ready to mingle.

Do you have a boyfriend?

Okay.
I have a boyfriend.

All right, stop, stop, stop.
Ah!

This thing's like
a sausage mincer.

It's big, it's fast,
I'm sh--ting myself.

- Jump out, then.
- Cut my foot open.

- Calm down, all right?
- I'm scared mate.

You're a deckhand.
Just do what you're told to do.

This charter's award
has gone to Benny.

You have to wear that.

Ah!

He thinks he can
make his deckhand wear

this stupid helmet all night.
It's not gonna bloody happen.

I don't wanna be there going
----ing do this,

---ing do that.

All I ask is
just listen to me.

I don't listen to anybody.

I'm not your monkey,
and I ain't gonna dance.

Understand that I am
gonna be your boss.

So...

Yeah. Yeah.

Jesus, like, ugh.

We're yachting on a superyacht.

I didn't sign up for the army.

You know, like, honestly,
I lost my dad and...

and mum six months apart in
the middle of coronavirus.

I need some positive reinforcement.

It's not that hard to lead me.

I just need mutual respect.

I'm gonna be patient,
and trust me,

I've got your back, all right?

Good times.

Was that a porterhouse
or a strip?

It's a porterhouse.

Where's the filet?

Ah!

Jamie, I'm, like,
everyone's lovely.

Oh!

Double team.

Oh! Yes!

Yeah, hole-in-one, awesome.

Magda's an attractive girl.

This whole time
we've been flirting

and talking and being silly.

The spark is there, yeah.

Ugh!

Oh, now I'm so full.

Let's go.

- Hey!
- Yay!

Thank you!

Come on, Mags.

Where you going?

To the hot tub.

Everyone's going to the jacuzzi.

I'm ready for the hot tub party!

*bleep* yeah!

Ah!

Grab a drink!

Hey, hey, hey!

Good morning, Jamie!

Oh sh--.

Come on.

This is so entertaining.

Oh, she's in the mood.

I love this.

Wait for the beat,
wait for the beat...

three, two, one, and...

Just because I have a boyfriend,

I don't wanna stop myself
from just having fun.

I like to dance,
I like feel hot.

I'm Latina,
so I just wanna have fun.

No, just inside.

Just, like, very deep inside
I feel more Latino than...

Open. Open. Open!

No.

Watch yourself, Jamie.

Yeah, I'm right here, okay?

Yo!

---ing boyfriend, boyfriend.

Wait...

How am I gonna work with
this for ----ing six weeks?

---ing boyfriend?

What the *bleep* is that?

Now I know what
to stay away from...

everyone.

You've got a boyfriend, too?

I'm not interested, though.
I'm not interested.

You can walk out naked,
I don't give a *bleep*

Yeah.

There's two sexy single
girls right in front of him.

No chicks on this boat is in
my ----ing peripheral vision.

You're done.
All the chicks, done.

I might not be his type,
but it's just, like,

he's choosing
the biggest asshole way

to tell everyone that
we're not his type.

I don't have time
for that sh--.

How ----ing immature are you?

Two out of four girls.

It was just, like, a ----ing
slap in the face.

Like, it's your ----ing problem.

Yeah.

Good night, darling.

Good night, babe, sleep well.

You're a ----ing asshole.

I'm more tired this morning
than I was last night.

Morning!

Let's do some yoga.

Okay.

Doing laundry today.

Whew.

This is the stuff
I won't tolerate.

If there's disrespect
in our own housekeeping,

I think that's
disrespecting us all.

Clean up after ourselves.

We're here to have
a responsible, fun time.

I don't mind crew having
a good time,

but this place is a shambles,

and I'm not gonna put up
with it at all.

Yeah, look, I'm walking away.
No, walking away.

Y'all will figure
it out, mate.

No, you gotta do you gotta do.

Okay, but something happened.

What happened up here,
do you remember?

No, what happened?

I gotta take these off,
I can't...

I can't talk.

Goddamn...

Okay, this is why I was
pissed off last night.

The vibe turned, right,
but it made me feel

like sh--.

Even him, like, rejecting me
made me feel bad.

Yeah.

Like, that's something
I need to work on.

- Within yourself.
- Within myself.

- 100%.
- Yeah.

I've been on a very, like,
feminine journey this year.

I left a relationship
that became very codependent,

and I'm realizing
that whatever a man was for you,

you can give yourself.

And I'm still on
that journey right now.

It's been a long time,
though, since I've had sex,

so that's probably why.

The boat is absolutely a mess.

Get this crew on their feet.

As a leader,
I'm like *bleep*,

what have I said?

Didn't mean to upset anyone,
but there's a rule.

The rule is to tell me
that you've got a boyfriend.

Like, oh, you've
got a boyfriend?

Oh, cool, well,
that's good to know.

Excellent, oh, cool.
No more leading on Jamie.

*bleep* me, what time is it?

You were so hammered
last night, eh, don't you?

Mm-hmm.

I'll make you eggs
if you rub my feet.

Yeah, pull...
ah, that felt good.

- Oh!
- Oof.

Boat's a sh-- sight.

Ladies, good morning.

Good morning.

- Oh, my God.
- Are you ----ing serious?

All crew, all crew,
we have a general alarm.

Can we please muster
on main deck aft?

Oh, my God.

Hurry up,
got a general alarm, mate.

Cap, what's the alarm for?

Coming up...

All crew, all crew,
guests are coming.

As a captain, I'm trying
to lead from example,

but we've got a hell
of a long way to go.

- -
- Benny, ASAP.
- Copy.

Woo-hoo!

Come on, mate.
Boating isn't a game.

Hurry up, it's called
a general alarm, mate.

Okay, Xavier, shut it down.

Thank you.

Okay, that was
a general alarm.

We don't know what's
going on, do we?

Could have been a fire,
could have been anything, yeah?

Who's got their radios?

Four, okay.

So, 50 percent of our crew
are down with communication.

We wanna crack straight
on into work,

because this boat's
a mess, yeah?

Go and get changed,
but after that,

I want you guys to get straight
into the laundry,

straighten up the Jacuzzi,

because guests will be
arriving at 12:00.

- Yeah.
- Right-o.

Crack on with it.

I need my radio.

If you guys can just
smash out the beds...

Full wash-down.

I want all furniture
washed as well.

I love seeing you clean
with your crown on.

All right, I'm coming
to save your cat.

Magda.

Oh!

Nice abs.

Are these someone's grundies?

Ugh!

They were on
the teak over there.

Did we get naked? No.

I had a good time,
and I was a good girl.

I was dancing, like, a salsa.

I think your feathers
got a little flopped last night,

finding out
someone wasn't single.

Yeah, I was like,
what the *bleep* man,

because I don't wanna be
doing anything inappropriate.

Rawr, rawr.

How long do you reckon
you've got left on this?

Where the *bleep* is Magda?

I don't know.

Magda, Magda, do you mind
vacuuming the cabins?

Copy that.

Attention, all crew,

can I see Jamie, Ryan, and
Aesha down in the crew mess?

- On my way.
- Copy.

- Here we are again.
- Hola.

Okay? Round two.

Randall and Suzie Waller
from Sydney

are the co-primary
charter guests.

Randall Waller is an
acclaimed rock musician

who has toured the world as
a lead guitarist for stars such

as Shania Twain, Elton John,
and Keith Urban.

- Shania Twain?
- Yeah.

Also along for the charter
are Dana and Darren,

both exotic dancers
who were crowned

Australia's 2020 male and
female stripper of the year.

I hope they give us a strip.

Rounding out the group,

Jen, the director of an
adult entertainment agency.

Smoking hot, dude.

Randall and Suzie,
who are celebrating

their 21st wedding anniversary,

have requested a
vow renewal ceremony.

That's cool.

And night two, guests would like
to have a pirate theme party.

I'll do it for them,
but have you ever been

to a five-star restaurant
and it's pirate night...

like, ever?

Going through the likes,
curries, Vietnamese.

Mm-hmm.

I think it's gonna be
a pretty fun charter.

Rock and roll,
down and dirty.

Have you ever had food
at a strip club?

They're not looking
at the meat on their plate.

I wanna step it up a little bit.

Let's give them everything
they want, for sure.

Yeah.

The guests will be arriving
by water taxi

because the tide's
gonna be at the lowest

when the guests arrive.

So, we need to get out of
here and anchor out there.

- Yeah.
- Let's get into it.

Let's turn this boat over.

Last night was hilarious.

We were dancing salsa
in a Jacuzzi.

Jamie was so annoyed.

But I didn't feel like
I did something, like,

- wrong to him.
- No, no, no.

I'm very open
with my relationship,

but I'm not gonna be, like,
first day,

hi, my name is Magda,

I have a boyfriend,
remember about it.

Hi, my name is Magda,
I have a boyfriend, okay?

and you know...

Do you know what I mean?
It's like...

because it's a...

In the Western culture,

dancing that way with
another man is not kosher.

But me being African, we're
very touchy and we're flirty.

So, I see both sides.

Now I know, at least.

Yeah.

I'm not gonna play with his feelings.

Don't feel bad.

- Like, it's your prerogative.
- Oh, no, no.

- Yeah.
- It's fine.

Right.
We have so much to do.

This is gonna go in here,

so we could pull the tail on out
and just throw it in there.

- Get rid of this.
- Tie it to that one.

And yeah, boom, boom, boom.

I'm gonna put these
in the rear.

Okay.
Sounds good.

All crew, all crew, we'll
be departing in 15 minutes.

Copy.

You good to go, Benny?

Prep the tender.

All lines off from the stern.

Oh!

Cap, all lines are off at
the stern. We're good to go.

We're all good.

Forty meters off the dock.

Now clear of
the starboard marker.

So, just one course for lunch?

There's gonna be salad, steak.

- Main fork and steak knife.
- Gotcha.

Twenty minutes after
we get there,

we should be able
to serve-ish.

Mm, we're trying to
aim for a time,

but it's never gonna
be that time.

I'll be waiting on you
every time, I know that.

As long as we just keep
working as a team

and not opposing forces.

I'm the chef,
you're the chief stew.

I have to make the food.

I have been trying so hard
to get on with Ryan

and be kind to him,

but it's really hard to
be friends with a *bleep*.

Thank you.

Deck crew, got a big
rain shower coming through.

Yeah, copy, we see that.

Everything's still covered.

Here's a little welcome
plate for cheese.

Okay, deck crew, deck crew,

we're gonna drop an anchor
in a minute.

Copy that, Cap.

Drop, drop, drop.

Okay, Cap, that's one
shackle in the water.

Jamie, Jamie,
tender one ready.

You want the little fenders on?

Go out and do that.
Be ready.

Like...

Oh, Jesus.

Okay, all crew, tie the
tender on the port side

and get ready for guest arrival.

Bring it in nice and
slow, then, nice and easy.

Ah!

Mother of God. Okay.

- Ah!
- Bro...

Oh, God bless Ben.

He's like...
You know, just...

Just relax, Ben, you're good.

Inside, Ben, inside.

- Hey?
- On the inside.

Like this?

---ing hell.

Gimme a break.

I came in thinking this
was gonna be a happy family,

and it has not ended up
that way at all.

Like, my fun-o-meter, you know,
it's like .

Ugh.
Whew!

All crew, I just got word
that guests

are boarding their
water taxi, so be ready.

Benny, you need to be dressed.

Oh sh--.

All crew, all crew,
guests are coming.

- I see it, baby.
- Woohoo!

*bleep* are those boxers, dude?

- You never seen these?
- No, it looks dope.

Tumi, can you fill
six champagne glasses?

Copy.

Come on!

This morning,
I wake them up with a fire alarm

to get their ass into gear.

Now they're late.

As a captain, I'm trying
to lead from example,

but sh--, we got a hell
of a long way to go.

Oh!

Deck crew, deck crew and Aesha.

Copy.

They're right there.

- Benny, ASAP.
- Here we go.

I've got nothing on, hang on.

Come on, mate,
boating isn't a game.

- You got this
- Don't stuff it up! Wake up!

They're right there.

- -
- Benny, ASAP.
- Copy.

Let's go.

Woo-hoo!

- Get your tits out!
- Tits out.

I was a little
flustered this morning.

The party's here!

- Woo!
- Yay!

I love them already.

Go, go, go,
wrap, wrap, warp.

The party has arrived.

Hi!

- Suzie.
- Suzie?

- Jason.
- Thank you, Jason.

Good to meet you.

We're here to keep
you guys in line.

Hi, I'm Dana.

- How are you? Daz.
- Daz?

- I'm Jen.
- Jen, it's so nice to meet you.

Oh, all right,
then, if I must.

- Welcome aboard Thalassa.
- Yes.

Aesha will show you
around your rooms,

we'll bring
your luggage down.

Just enjoy the boat.

Okay, I think we need
to get the tour going.

It's probably different tours
than you guys are used to.

So, this is the top deck.

Can I tan topless out here?

Oh, you can be naked
the whole time.

This is a nude boat.

This should be a fun one.

Daz!

There you go.

I cannot take you
people anywhere.

They look like rock stars.

Yeah!

All right,
let's go downstairs.

This is the upper salon.

Splitting, ah!

This is the twin room.

One's for sleeping,
one's for ----ing.

- Oh, shut up!
- This is your master suite.

You know everyone's
gonna end up in here.

Yeah.

Just gotta test it out.

Daz! Stop! Stop!

They are just all
over the place.

It's like trying to herd
really horny cats.

I just need to say...

Randall, is this
your side, mate?

Everybody out of my room!

Oh, my God.

Let's just get this
out right now, though.

Do you want cheese boards
or anything?

- Yeah, cheese.
- I hate cheese.

When you get a chance,
someone break away,

get their T-shirt on,
and get down in the flake.

I can go for it.

- You wanna give it a go?
- Yeah.

I mean, we all saw what Benny
did with the anchor chain.

Ah!

What's happening down there?

I'm sh--ting myself.
Cut my foot open.

- Calm down.
- I'm scared, mate.

After last night, I wanna go
on the anchor chain

because I wanna
prove to the team

what a ----ing badass bitch
is on this deck.

Watch out, boys, I got this.

The tools should be in there

and the gloves are
there to the left.

I'm just gonna continue pulling.

Yeah, do you mind taking
that plastic tray down?

Sure.

A little more cilantro.

Oh, hello.

Hey!

That's nice.

Okay, we can start
picking up the anchor.

Copy that, Cap.

All right, Brittini.

Rage.

- Welcome.
- You all good?

- Yeah.
- Cool.

Okay, anchor's home, Cap.

Woo!

Done.

- It's not that hard, is it?
- No.

Good work.

All right, she's all over it.

Yes, Brittini!

Aft deck, you can start
bringing some line out, please.

You've got mud all over you.

Got some veggies.

That's okay,
I'll just feed myself.

Mm!

Sauces are good.

Yeah, I thought you have
an orgasm right now.

- Wanna taste them?
- No.

We'll go and
get changed into blues.

Cool.

How about them guests, though?

Yeah, we got full-blow
rock stars on board.

Stop it!

Well, how are we supposed
to when you guys are on board?

Or a *bleep*.

Choppy.
Oh, my God, mm.

Copy that.

It's on tight.

Do you need anything
else up here?

Ugh!

Ben reminds me a lot of
myself when I was younger.

Every Saturday and Sunday
I was in detention.

Just stay there for
a little bit until

this next wave gets you again.

He needs to
start being responsible,

so I might have to give him
a little kick up the ass.

You know, if you keep
someone in the nest

and keep coddling them
all the time,

they're not gonna fly,
are they?

You push them off
the nest a couple times,

they're gonna learn to fly.

- Thanks, mate.
- No problem at all.

Finish with some good olive oil.

For lunch today we have
a little Brazilian influence.

We're gonna do some skewers
right in front of the guests,

and get it all
out on the barbie.

Any chance I get to engage
with guests, I'm all for it.

I can present the food, and
I can gather the guests

and have them sit at the table
when lunch is actually ready.

To many, many more years
of getting paid to be naked.

Is there any chance one
of the deckies

will be able to help

put up the wedding arch
for this anniversary?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Wait, the whole thing
was a joke?

I'm gonna take a dump
in his pillowcase.

That is so funny.

I'm gonna get the team prepped.

Yeah.

Culver, Culver,
prep the anchor, please.

Copy that.

Would anyone like
some more champagne?

- Me!
- Oh, yes, please!

I don't even know which glass
is mine, I'm just whatevs.

Drop, drop, drop, Culver.

Tumi, Tumi can you
go on your break now?

Copy.

Okay, Culver,
lock that off.

Yeah, we're all good.

- We're good to eat.
- Now?

Look at this table!

Oh, Ryan, it smells amazing.

All right, some little
barbeque meats here.

We've got a little bit
of chicken, Wagyu sirloin,

and a tahini-roasted
cauliflower.

Oh!

Simple clean easy lunch,
so, enjoy, okay.

- Everything smells amazing.
- Wow.

I'll have some chicken, please.

Chicken? Sure.

Yes, please.

Deck crew, deck crew,
deck crew,

can you meet me on
the sundeck, please?

Copy.

Let's get ready
to launch the tender.

Thank you, honey.

Okay, I'm taking all that.

- How good is cauliflower?
- I'm not complaining.

- Mm, mm!
- Oh, my gosh.

Oh!

- All right, ready?
- Mm-hmm.

Yep, yep, hold it, that's it.

Keep going,
boom out a little bit.

Boom out.

You... you can't hold a
boat like that, mate.

You gotta hold it back here,

and you gotta tell him
when he's clear.

Yeah.

Let the bow out of it,
be parallel.

I'm so full.

Good, I hope so.

Good to go, eh?

- Very good work.
- No worries.

Do you guys wanna go,

like, paddleboarding
and snorkeling, and...

Yes!

We'll get changed.

Deck crew, deck crew,

the guests would love to
do some paddleboarding

and snorkeling and stuff.

Yeah, Aesha,
I'll organize it.

- Hey, guys.
- Yeah.

- Paddleboards.
- Yeah.

Let's go.

I'm just filling these guy in.

Yeah, we're just gonna
go along there, right?

Head towards
those white markers.

As far as leadership style goes,

Captain Jason's different
than what I'm used to.

- We need more paddleboards, eh?
- Yeah.

I thought I was gonna be able
to lead the team,

but it seems like Jason
wants my job as the bosun.

This has gotta be
pumped up a bit more.

Which is fine by me.

I'm just gonna take instruction
and follow the rules.

Get them sorted
out straightaway.

- We got it.
- We got it.

Oh, look at the color
of the water.

I can literally bend over
and look at my own asshole.

Let's do it back-to-back.

Okay.

- Hey, look...
- Okay, all right...

- Our vaginas are...
- Hang on.

Oh sh--.

Don't step on my glasses,
they're brand new.

What are you blowing down there?

We're blowing up toys.

You blow it real good.

Ah!

What is it, giant schlong?

A vagina is what it looks like.

It's a giant vagina.

Ben and Culver, please
pull out the stuff.

That's what my vagina
looks like,

because it's a Gucci coochie.

Oh, designer.

You look...

I overstretched my ass muscles
and it hurts.

Oh, my God, it's like Christmas.

That's a nice comment,
I think, you know?

Ben, just chill, mate.

---ers.

Coming up...

Magda, do you wanna go
for a little trip?

Oh, hello, I didn't
even know it was you.

Yeah.

Do the girls have shorts,
swim shorts?

No.

I've gotta nip that in the bud.

Wrap that around you, mate,
around your ass.

How was your break?

Short, right?

- Here he is.
- Yeah, let's rock and roll.

Yeah, we're just gonna go over
there, where there's no wind.

Yeah, yeah, boss.

Right around there, and
there's a bit of coral there.

See if any of the
interior wanna go.

Okay. Interior, interior,
Captain said that

if any of you girls wanna come
on the boat, you're welcome to.

Magda, do you wanna
go for a little trip?

- Moi?
- You!

I would love to,
Aesha, thank you.

I wanna see this swimsuit.

Deck crew get to enjoy water
sports with the guests

while the interior are folding
laundry, cleaning toilets.

They need to get out and
enjoy themselves as well.

I'm so excited.

Ooh!

Okay, thank you.

Oh, hello, didn't
even know it was you.

- What's going on?
- Yeah, I'm a new deckie.

Yeah!

It's babetown on the deck.

Ben, you're gonna...

- Don't be silly.
- I'm not.

- You good?
- Okay.

Woo!

It's really shallow here, Ben.

Oh, get into that
pristine water.

Whoa!

Just had a little slip.

I ought to change
my underpants.

I don't know if
I'm still dreaming.

It's just stunning.

The colors, the shapes, just...

oh, mind-blowing experience.

Mwah, tutto bene.

The water's beautiful, right?

Nothing wrong with that at all.

Ah!

That is a beautiful backdrop.

- Culver.
- Hey.

Hey, Dad.

- Hey.
- What's up, Trey?

My man.

I'm very close with my family.

I got my older brother, Trey,

my younger sister, Teracina,

my pops, Cass.

He's always had
great advice for me.

I think that's where
I get my street smarts from.

You work out?

I try to get some workouts in.

My room's like
a little triangle,

so it's a bit tough, but...

The legendary Chef Kim,
that's my mother.

I love her more than anything.

The most important thing
to me at the end of the day

is my family.

- -
- All right, buddy.
- Get back to work.

All right, love you too.

See you guys.

All right, you ready to go?

- Thank you.
- Okay.

I am, like, not hating
anything right now.

You better be touching wood.

Someone's gonna touch wood.

Heh.

- Culver.
- What's up?

All right, you take the stern.

All right...

The perfect spot, thank you.

Oh, really?
That's fantastic.

- Oh, my God.
- Thank you.

- Welcome back, how was it?
- Lovely.

Yeah.

I've gotta nip that
in the bud...

wrong term, I suppose.

Your gonna get whipped, mate.

Dana!

- What?
- Nothing.

- Where do you want this?
- Pass it up here.

Ah!

Good, good, good.

Go get my wash in.

See that, I put my put my body
on the line for you.

Oh, mate!

Ah! Freezing!

I meant to get you
in the face.

---ing bloke, eh?

I didn't sign up
for this harassment.

I'm freezing, mate.

Oh, Benny.

I get hypothermia,
I'm sending you the bill.

Deck team, you can go
down and get changed

into your blacks
for me, please.

Hello, room service.

Hello.

Do you have an idea of
when you'd like dinner?

Cool.

So, like, with
my boyfriend,

we're just having this
long-distance relationship

for the first time.

We trust each other,
however, there are moments.

I cannot be sure
of everything, right?

Ryan, they reckon
about 8:00-ish.

What's "8:00-ish?"

8:00-ish.

They said about 8:00.

So we're going at 8:00, then.

Yeah, but it's guests, so...

Honestly, I think I'm just gonna
start being late on food,

because at least I know
it's hitting the table

hot every time.

Do you wanna go get changed
and sit for half an hour?

Because I think it's gonna be
quite a long night for you.

Okay.

Yeah.

If you ask, there will be one.

- Ryan?
- Yeah?

Have you got a flame?

- Yes.
- Yay!

I fall in love on
every boat, I guess.

I don't know, or
they fall in love with me.

Do you want me to bring it back
straightaway, or can I...

No, I'll get it from you later.

So, if you need it,
I'm in the Cartier suite.

Cartier suite it is.

- Just so you know.
- Sounds good.

Deck team, deck team,

come and meet me on the
sundeck, please.

Copy that.

Would you like
an espresso martini?

I would.

Ready.

I'm gonna make some crew food.

What are you gonna make?

- Pizza!
- Pizza?

Pizza!
Pizza's, like, my passion.

I loved being at the pizza
shop with my dad when I could.

September 11th, '09,
I lost my father,

so one and done,
had a heart attack.

He was at home, I was out.

I kinda feel close
with my dad when I'm cooking,

I'm in the kitchen.

So, here I am.

Perfect.

Let's have a little
seat here, eh?

I was just gonna say...

Well, I don't know where
Ben is, but...

Here you go, doll.

Ben, Ben, Ben.

Is he, like, coming?

I don't know where Ben is.

Ben's gone AWOL.

In the yachting world, just
like hitting the police force...

you just say, "Yes, sir,"
that's it.

Yes, sir, no, sir, sorry my
boots aren't polished, sir.

But Ben does what he wants.

My patience, it does run out.

Benny, where've you been, mate?

Did you hear my radio call?

All right, we've been up
here for a while.

If you're gonna have a
shower or whatever,

literally have your radio
in there, man.

So if you do hear it, say yeah,
I'll be up in five minutes,

just in the shower,
no dramas, all right?

Yes, sir, can I do pee-pee?

Can I have snack now?

Besides that,
just rinse the deck heads.

The girls might need us to help
set up their wedding thing.

Ah!

I'm gonna go and have a
shower and put blacks on.

Oh, my God.
*bleep*.

Coming up...

Aesha, Aesha, I am ready
down here, first course.

Only two of them have come up.

Maybe just check first if the
guests are actually around.

There is no respect for what
I'm doing in the galley.

Bullsh--.

Does he ever wear a shirt?

- Never.
- No.

I gotta the pizza.

Nice.

All right, so what do
we got, talk to me?

A little Thai-inspired night.

So, we got Singapore
street noodles.

Right-o.

Culver, Culver, you go
down for a break.

Yes, copy that.

---ing clean this sh-- up.

Unbelievable.

Yeah, they're all
getting changed now.

What are we wearing?

The guests requested
a vow renewal

for their wedding anniversary.

These people have been together
for 21 years,

surrounded by strippers
and rock stars,

so they bloody well
deserve a celebration.

Would you mind officiating
the vow ceremony?

In front of all those people?

Uh, you know, I'm probably
a little bit shy in nature.

Not many people may know
that, but deep down, I am.

Where is the arch?

Upstairs.

Okay, let me get into it.

I need someone up on the
sundeck to help me

with everything that's
going on up there.

Copy that.

Benny, I need
a big adjustable wrench.

But I kinda really
want it to go well.

You want to come up
to the sundeck

and see what we're
doing up there?

- Okay.
- Unbolt these.

That's where
it's gonna be, right?

We just have to let it down
and put the lights on it.

All right.

I come from an African family.

My mum is big on manners.

Growing up, you just have
to be prim and proper,

and that's just the etiquette
of the table.

And then coming into yachting,
it's the same thing.

Just to have a beautiful
scape and delicious food,

and just energy all around.

Like, I just...

I love being able to provide
that for the guests.

Cute.

Tonight we'd like
to pay respects...

Here's to Riddel and Sozzie,
you know...

Yeah.

You know I get names wrong!

I got... you know, I got
married when I was younger,

and they actually
called me Nathan.

Nathan!

"And do you, Nathan,"
and I says, "Jason."

I was 20.

You got married when you were
20?

- Yes.
- What a flaming idiot.

I know, I learned quick.

We separated pretty young, too.

Realized that street that I was
running down wasn't for me.

I wanted to explore the world.

How long did that one last?

Five years.

Oh, that's pretty good for 20.

Yeah, it was pretty good, yeah.

I'm not in contact
with her anymore.

My relationship status
in single, but

I don't think
I'm the marrying type anymore.

Rings are expensive now.

Have you seen
the price of gold?

It's gone through the roof.

- You single?
- Yeah.

Oh, ready to mingle?

- Ready to mingle.
- Yeah!

Okay.

What do you do?

Singaporean-style
street noodles.

Awesome, that is
so ----ing good.

You're an absolute legend.

- Girl.
- Hello.

Aesha, Aesha, Ryan.
I am ready down here.

Copy...

---ers.

Maybe just check first if the
guests are actually around.

There's zero communication,
Jesus Christ.

If he'd just said to me,

"Hey, is the dinner
ready to be plated?"

he'd know that no, it's not.

But he doesn't ask, he's just
----ing pig-headed, ugh.

It just frustrates me.

Every time.

Mate, this is
unbelievably perfect.

I might not get the helmet
this week, oh, my God.

You should get the helmet,

because you didn't
wear the helmet.

I'm not...
mate, I'm 33, not 23.

You're not radar-certing me.

You did lose a bit
of respect, though.

Not just from me,
from everyone else.

My self-respect's
all that matters.

Oh.

It's complete bullsh--.

It's not my job to know
what the guests are doing.

You can't tell me when
the guests are sitting,

"Okay, they're
ready for dinner,"

and expect them to start.

You know, I have to
build up to that point.

There is no respect for what
I'm doing in the galley.

---ing killing me.

- I'm ready.
- Let's rock and roll.

I'm ready to eat Ryan's food!

I'll leave you guys
with that.

I'm gonna go practice my speech.

Dinner is ready,

if you guys wanted to
jump straight into dinner.

- Yeah.
- Yeah, let's do it.

Oh, look how beautiful.

All the guests are moving
to the table now.

Copy, let's make sure
we get any extra hands down here

so that all the plates
can go up at once.

- Copy that.
- Who's sitting where?

Yeah, switch it up, it's okay.

Heat-keeping lamps?

Food-killing lamps,
because they kill your food

the longer they sit in it.

That's why you should just let
me talk to the ----ing guests

and figure out when
they're gonna have dinner.

Ryan intrigues me.

I've been around prim and
proper my whole life,

so anything that's,
like, not prim and proper,

like, is, like,
intriguing to me.

To an extent I feel like
I'm drawn to broken men,

which is something
I'm working on.

I'm tired of dead food.

Okay, there we go.

All right, here we go,
Singapore street noodles.

And it looks so beautiful.

It's the same sh-- every
time with the food for me.

Over it.

- Hey, don't worry.
- No, it bothers me.

Does it taste okay?

- Oh, my God!
- So good.

When we're on a yacht,
we're...

even though they're paying for
it, we're still in control.

Yeah, yeah, of course.

Like, we have to direct, and
we gotta tell them when

they could go snorkeling
because of tides,

we gotta say when
the boat can leave.

Yeah, of course.

We gotta tell them when
they gotta ----ing eat.

Coming up...

Smells like sh--.

No way, what's that?

I can't take it anymore.

Get me the *bleep*
off this boat.

I need to speak to you.

All right, let's find something.

Dirty, naughty poems.

See what comes up here.

As we lost our souls
in that magical fire...

Blegh.

Oh, this makes me
wanna get married!

- Oh, shut up.
- This is weird.

Mm!

Singapore street noodles.

I proposed in Singapore.

On the top of
the Marina Bay Sands.

How beautiful.

- I'm a romantic asshole.
- He's a romantic asshole.

- They're the best kind.
- Aren't they?

- Best type.
- Best.

Because you never know
what you're gonna get.

Cute.

You know what, you should
put a candle in these,

like, roses, Jamie.

- Are these real?
- No, just...

Thank you!

May I take your plate, gorgeous?

- Thank you.
- Oh, it's my pleasure.

Any crew, wedding
in five minutes.

- Copy.
- Captain?

- Yeah.
- You ready?

Ugh.

All right, we ready
for the lovebirds?

What a treat tonight.

In honor of your
wedding anniversary,

we organized something
for you guys.

Oh, my gosh!

Thalassa, the Goddess
of the sea,

and we wish you wonderful
love for the future.

Thank you.

All right, you guys ready?

I guess we are.
What is going on?

What?

Oh, come on!

Oh! No way!

Welcome under these
wonderful Queensland skies.

We bring together two unique,
warm-hearted individuals again,

surrounded by their
outrageous friends.

Seeing this love
reminds me of my parents.

Cass and Kim have been
together for, like, 30 years.

I'd hit the goldmine if I found
a girl like Chef Kim.

Do a lot of guys look for girls

that have the same
qualities as their mother?

Love hard when there
is love to be had.

Oh!

I'm just not me without you.

- Oh!
- Aw!

- Cheers!
- Yay!

Above and beyond,
this is the best.

Do we throw the roses at you?

Congratulations!

We've just taken this charter

from special to unforgettable,

and I'm proud of
the whole crew.

Ah.

Except for Ryan
and his sh-- attitude.

Let's go downstairs.

We should put all the roses
around the Jacuzzi.

Do you see the dolphin?

Baby dolphin.
See the squid?

The dolphin will go
for the squid.

I need a...
have you got your phone?

I need to take a
photo of that.

Hey, Benny?
Can I get you a martini?

You're killing me.

I'm not getting
along with my bosun,

and the captain's picking on me.

This is not what it's meant
to be like on a superyacht.

I'm meant to be cracking jokes
with my colleagues,

have a good time,

not getting picked on by
every Tom, Dick, and Harry.

Okay, good night, darling.

Good night, have a good rest.

- Do we want Jacuzzi?
- I think we should.

All right, I'm gonna
get my swimmers on.

Magda, Magda, just a reminder
to finish at 10:00.

I know, I'm just
preparing some notes for you,

because I didn't finish.

Mm, mm, mm.

These need to be folded.

- See you tomorrow.
- Ah!

- Thank you so much.
- Oh, pleasure.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes.

Just so you know, there's been
a few... there's been a...

Oh my God!

Hey, doll.

Yeah.

It's really annoying,
I don't think I'll be able

to talk Scott
much at all, because

he's eight hours ahead,
but, like, the day before.

Do you guys just leave your
video on and hang out?

Sometimes we can be
very addicted, like,

falling asleep together
on the phone call.

Oh, my God,
I wouldn't ever do that.

If you really,
really want it...

Mm-hmm.

You will have time anytime.

Sounds a bit codependent to me.

I love Scott so much.

He's the one.

We've already talked
about getting married

and how many kids we'll have
and that kind of thing.

But any spare moment I get,
I just need sleep.

Otherwise I have,
like, no personality.

I just think if he was
working and stuff,

you don't need to be talking
that much, you know?

No, no, obviously, obviously.

- Night, guys.
- All right, mwah.

Good night, guys.

Good night, have a great night.

- Good night.
- Night, darling.

Oh, my God.

No way. What was that?

Ew, ew, ew... ew.

Poo water. Disgusting.

Is this a joke?

*bleep*

Oh, my God.

This is a sign for me of,
like, I can't do this anymore.

Get me the *bleep*
off this boat.

I'm gonna quit.

Yeah, hey, mate, it's Benny.

I need to speak to you.