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Okay, bride-to-be!
Up and at '’em!
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Hey! Wake up!
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Don'’t make me put your
hand in warm water again.
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Morning.
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I guess your breath explains
my "trapped in tuna boat" dream.
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Oh! Can you believe it?
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I'’m actually getting
married today.
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Whoo-hoo!
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So how do you feel?
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Nervous, frightened,
scared, tense, petrified?
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Excited, happy, joyful.
I'’m getting married.
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How do you think I feel?
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Nervous, frightened, scared.
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I just want to make sure
you'’re not getting cold feet.
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Salem, I do not have cold feet.
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See?
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They'’re not cold.
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They'’re frozen solid.
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♪ Life'’s changing around me,
and i'’m gonna make it mine ♪
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♪ i'’m reaching out and
living by my rules... ♪
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♪ Time'’s moving way too fast ♪
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♪ I wanna make it last...
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♪ '’cause i'’m out
on my own now ♪
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♪ and I like the way it feels.
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Look, no one is getting
married in this kitchen.
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Yes, for the ten-thousandth
time, I am positive.
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Get off the parkway
and take a right.
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Left.
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Get off the parkway
and take a left.
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Trust me, it'’s just
down the street.
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Church, steeple, you open
the door and see all the people.
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Go!
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Hey, what'’s going on?
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Why aren'’t the
flowers at the church?
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Why aren'’t you guys ready?
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"Is there anything
I can do," I ask?
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"Oh, no, mother, just
stay out of it," he says.
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Well, if you ask me...
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Mother, just stay out of it!
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Aaron, Don'’t worry.
We'’ve got it all under control.
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Under control? I still have
to do my hair, and my nails,
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and my make-up
has to be perfect.
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Some of us Don'’t have
the option of wearing a veil.
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Oh, my god, I still have
to steam Sabrina'’s veil!
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Something tells me
i'’m not getting breakfast.
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From this kitchen?
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[ Laughs]
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Count your blessings.
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Okay, okay, please, please
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just tell me that Sabrina
is a little further along.
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Yes, Morgan got
her up hours ago.
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I didn'’t get her up. You
were supposed to get her up.
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Will you excuse us
for just one second?
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Oh, ah, his name'’s al.
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He'’s got 300 pounds
of shrimp in his trunk,
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and he doesn'’t
know where to put it.
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Give the phone to your mother.
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She'’ll tell him
where to put it.
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Hurry up!
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Hey, I told you not to lick it.
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Agh!
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There! Oh. I'’m sure
i'’ll get the feeling back
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before I walk down the aisle.
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Sabrina, aren'’t you worried?
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This obviously
happened for a reason.
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Yeah, the only reason
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it happened is
because i'’m a witch,
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which just means that magic
is always messing up my life.
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Sabrina, wake up!
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Oh, good, you'’re
up, i'’m off the hook.
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But you'’ve got to hurry
and... what'’s going on?
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Oh, uh, well, it just
occurred to me that I
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might not have ordered enough
crushed ice for the reception.
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Well, it'’s show time,
and i'’m not going
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to have you screwing
up my big day.
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Your big day. I mean...
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What she means is
everything'’s under control.
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But you'’ve got to get dressed.
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Oh, and Don'’t forget
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your "something old,
new, borrowed, and blue."
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Got it. Well, except
for the something old.
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And the something new,
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and the something borrowed.
My toes are kind of blue.
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Oh, my god, what
am I going to do?!
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Don'’t worry, we'’ll
take care of it.
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Oh, why not?
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We'’re apparently taking
care of everything else.
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Thanks, I really appreciate it.
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Sabrina, are you okay?
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It'’s not like you to not
be on top of everything.
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The flowers, the caterer,
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and you'’re an hour
behind schedule.
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Which is why I can'’t
be standing here
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having this conversation.
Really, i'’m fine.
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I just need a few minutes
to collect my thoughts.
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Okay, thoughts collected...
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And thoughts lost.
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Hi!
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Oh, congratulations,
Sabrina, I am so happy for you.
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Thanks, look, i'’m
kind of in a panic here,
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so I Don'’t have time for
your teen '’tude right now.
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What'’s up with her?
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She'’s having second thoughts.
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Oh-ho-ho.
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Mm-hmm.
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No, no "a-ha-ha", no "mm-hmm",
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and no second thoughts.
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Maybe i'’m having some
regrets, but that'’s only because
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so many people I
love can'’t be here.
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I mean my mom'’s in Peru,
you never know about my dad,
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and I have no idea why
my aunts haven'’t rsvpd.
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Is Harvey coming?
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No, Harvey'’s not coming.
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Well, Don'’t you want him there?
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I Don'’t know.
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Yes, I would love to have
Harvey there, but he just can'’t be.
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You'’re too young to understand.
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Aaron: [ Screaming]: Sabrina!
Would you come down here? Quickly!
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So, the bride
isn'’t the only one
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whose voice is
tinged with terror.
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See?
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That'’s your problem.
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You can'’t tell the difference
between terror and pure joy.
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Aaron: [ Screaming]:
Sabrina! I'’m coming!
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Ah, Don'’t touch
the llama, it'’s a gift.
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I suggest patio furniture,
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but no, that'’s too "out there."
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Aunt hilda!
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Hi, honey!
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Oh, you came!
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Of course!
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And you brought me a llama.
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I hope you Don'’t
already have one.
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Ha, ha. Sabrina,
honey, what'’s going on?
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Oh, Aaron, this
is my aunt hilda!
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Aunt hilda, my Aaron.
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Isn'’t he great?
Isn'’t she great?
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Yeah, she'’s great.
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Did we register
for pack animals?
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Hey, cut me some slack.
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There'’s not a lot you
can pick up in Peru.
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It was either
this, or dysentery.
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You were in Peru?
Did you see my mom?
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Yes, and you cannot believe...
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Uh, let'’s talk in the kitchen.
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Okay.
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Uh, I swear, i'’ll be
ready in two minutes.
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Uh, chat with my cousin
Amanda. She'’s surly yet charming.
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Amanda say something
surly for the Jacobs.
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Hi.
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Oh, look at you.
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It'’s so hard to find
a bridesmaid'’s dress
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that looks good on everyone.
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Hey, I have melted
people for less than that.
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Okay, no pointing
at the in-laws,
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at least not until
after the wedding.
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So, you saw my mom?
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What'’d she say?
How'’d she look?
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Why Don'’t you ask her yourself?
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Mom!
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Sweetheart, i'’m
so happy for you.
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I can'’t believe you'’re here!
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And you'’re not a ball of wax!
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Well, you can thank
hilda and Zelda for that.
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They took me in front of the
witch'’s council and pleaded my case.
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Well, every mother should be
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at her daughter'’s wedding.
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Preferably not as something
you can stick a wick in.
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Thank you so much.
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But where'’s aunt Zelda?
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Well, you know
the witch'’s council.
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There'’s always a trade-off.
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Aunt Zelda?
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Yup, they asked for a
volunteer, so I volunteered her.
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Don'’t worry. It'’s just
till after the wedding.
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Oh, thank you, thank you,
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thank you, this is
the greatest gift ever,
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and i'’m suddenly
feeling 1000% better.
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Can you believe it?
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All the spellman
women, together again.
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And most of us in human form.
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Wait, where'’s Amanda?
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Hi, Harvey!
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[ Screams]
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Surprised to see me?
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Not at all.
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I wanted to test my new
engine by ramming it into a tree.
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What are you doing here?
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I want to bring you
to Sabrina'’s wedding.
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Apparently, she loves
getting people as gifts.
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Sorry, but there'’s no way
i'’m going to that wedding,
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gift-wrapped, or otherwise.
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But I know Sabrina
wants you there.
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She does?
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That'’s too bad.
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It'’s not going to happen.
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Why not?
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You'’re too young to understand.
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Ugh, I really wish people
would quit saying that.
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I wonder if it'’s too late to
go halfsies on that llama?
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Amanda, wait!
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The nearest phone
is a 15 mile walk.
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Oh, sorry.
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What is this? "Fun
with mortals week?"
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Yeah, like mortals are ever fun.
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Sabrina, I know
the number one rule
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about being a maid of honor
is "Don'’t upstage the bride,"
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but if you'’re going
to make it so easy...
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Don'’t worry, two minutes,
and i'’ll be absolutely dazzling.
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Wear this!
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It'’s old, it'’s blue, and
I borrowed it from you.
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Oh! And that stain? It'’s new.
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Thanks, but I kind of already
have an outfit picked out.
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Sabrina, come on,
what are you doing?
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I know, I know, two
minutes, I swear.
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Good, because two minutes ago
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is when we were supposed
to have left for the church.
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But, i'’m glad you'’re
in a much better mood.
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I am. My family'’s all here,
and all is right with the world.
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I'’m glad. I Don'’t want you
going into this with any doubts.
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Doubts? I was never doubting.
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If that'’s true, i'’m
definitely in the wrong place.
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Do I know you?
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I doubt it. I'’m doubt.
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Apparently, there'’s some serious
doubting going on around here.
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No, no doubt.
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Although their last cd
was one of my favorite.
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Look, for the last time
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i'’m not doubting anything.
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The man I love is downstairs,
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i'’ve got hundreds of
people cooling their jets
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in pews across town, and
my mom just flew in from Peru.
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I'’m getting married.
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I guess I went all the way
to the north star for nothing.
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Oh, it'’s so beautiful
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that'’s the essence
of who Aaron is.
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This is Aaron'’s soul stone?
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Exactly.
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Hey, for me, that
was pretty definitive.
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I think.
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Look, i'’ll tell you
something definitive.
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You'’re tap dancing
on my last good nerve.
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Why are you giving me this?
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Because that'’s what
you'’re doubting, isn'’t it?
245
00:08:46,379 --> 00:08:48,241
Whether or not you and
Aaron are soul mates?
246
00:08:48,310 --> 00:08:49,586
No! Well, maybe...
247
00:08:49,655 --> 00:08:52,379
I, can you ever
really know for sure?
248
00:08:52,448 --> 00:08:56,172
Ugh! Why are you doing
this to me on my wedding day?
249
00:08:56,241 --> 00:08:58,310
Better than the day after.
250
00:08:58,379 --> 00:08:59,655
If it'’s truly meant to be,
251
00:08:59,724 --> 00:09:01,517
your pieces should
fit together perfectly.
252
00:09:02,965 --> 00:09:04,172
If you want to be certain,
253
00:09:04,241 --> 00:09:06,482
the answer is waiting
for you at the north star.
254
00:09:08,241 --> 00:09:09,724
But I am certain!
255
00:09:09,793 --> 00:09:10,896
I love Aaron.
256
00:09:10,965 --> 00:09:14,896
Or, at least i'’m pretty
certain i'’m certain.
257
00:09:14,965 --> 00:09:16,113
Sabrina, what'’s the hold-up?
258
00:09:16,137 --> 00:09:18,448
Aaron and his parents
just left for the church.
259
00:09:18,517 --> 00:09:19,655
Oh, I know, I know.
260
00:09:19,724 --> 00:09:21,320
Two minutes, I swear, I
just have to point at my hair...
261
00:09:21,344 --> 00:09:22,872
I mean, do my hair,
and i'’ll be right there.
262
00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:25,000
I'’m still working on
the something blue.
263
00:09:27,068 --> 00:09:29,862
Oh, I Don'’t have
time for this right now.
264
00:09:29,931 --> 00:09:32,206
Okay, one ping,
and i'’m all ready.
265
00:09:32,275 --> 00:09:33,379
Okay, two pings.
266
00:09:33,448 --> 00:09:35,827
One place in
heaven is always true.
267
00:09:35,896 --> 00:09:38,344
Help me to know
before I say "I do."
268
00:09:38,413 --> 00:09:41,379
What about a blue...
269
00:09:41,448 --> 00:09:42,862
Sabrina?
270
00:09:42,931 --> 00:09:45,724
Wow. So this is the north star.
271
00:09:45,793 --> 00:09:47,758
Voice: Welcome to
the north star system.
272
00:09:47,827 --> 00:09:48,827
May I help you?
273
00:09:48,862 --> 00:09:50,206
Oh, hi, i'’m Sabrina spellman,
274
00:09:50,275 --> 00:09:52,517
and i'’m getting
married in like, well, now.
275
00:09:52,586 --> 00:09:53,620
So I was wondering...
276
00:09:53,689 --> 00:09:55,586
Exact nature of
your problem, please.
277
00:09:55,655 --> 00:09:57,965
Oh, i'’m, ah, just
looking for my soul stone,
278
00:09:58,034 --> 00:10:00,758
but I wouldn'’t mind taking
a ride on the soul train,
279
00:10:00,827 --> 00:10:02,931
I mean, only if you'’re
serving soul food.
280
00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:05,034
Hello?
281
00:10:05,103 --> 00:10:07,448
I am the sole person here?
282
00:10:07,517 --> 00:10:09,724
You know, everybody
thinks you ran away. What?
283
00:10:09,793 --> 00:10:11,344
No, no running,
just some popping.
284
00:10:11,413 --> 00:10:12,872
Look, tell everyone
i'’ll be there in...
285
00:10:12,896 --> 00:10:14,551
I know, I know two minutes.
286
00:10:14,620 --> 00:10:16,172
Is everything all right?
287
00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:17,241
Yes, everything'’s fine.
288
00:10:17,310 --> 00:10:18,310
Just, please go.
289
00:10:29,172 --> 00:10:32,413
They fit! They fit!
290
00:10:32,482 --> 00:10:34,034
Almost...
291
00:10:34,103 --> 00:10:35,379
No!
292
00:10:35,448 --> 00:10:38,344
What am I supposed to say?
293
00:10:38,413 --> 00:10:40,275
"I almost do?"
294
00:10:48,275 --> 00:10:49,689
[ Knocking on door]
295
00:10:49,758 --> 00:10:51,827
Roxie: Sabrina, are
you in there? Open up.
296
00:10:51,896 --> 00:10:53,517
[ Machine
grinding]Just a minute!
297
00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:55,172
Just smoothing
out the rough edges!
298
00:10:55,241 --> 00:10:57,103
[ Machine powers down]
299
00:10:59,034 --> 00:11:00,310
Almost.
300
00:11:00,379 --> 00:11:02,068
I mean... pretty close.
301
00:11:02,137 --> 00:11:04,275
Salem: And like they say:
302
00:11:04,344 --> 00:11:06,965
Close only counts in horseshoes,
hand grenades and soul mates.
303
00:11:09,137 --> 00:11:10,655
[ Sighs]: Salem...
304
00:11:10,724 --> 00:11:12,137
What am I going to do?
305
00:11:12,206 --> 00:11:14,137
Well, if your father was here,
306
00:11:14,206 --> 00:11:16,724
he'’d say it'’s time
to have... "The talk."
307
00:11:16,793 --> 00:11:18,758
Sabrina, when a young woman...
308
00:11:18,827 --> 00:11:20,517
[ Door opens]
309
00:11:20,586 --> 00:11:21,965
There you are. We
were so worried.
310
00:11:22,034 --> 00:11:23,413
Yeah, there were
no cute guys here
311
00:11:23,482 --> 00:11:24,655
until the best man showed up.
312
00:11:24,724 --> 00:11:26,000
Can I ask you guys something?
313
00:11:26,068 --> 00:11:27,758
I mean, you know
I love Aaron, right?
314
00:11:27,827 --> 00:11:30,103
I mean, it'’s pretty obvious
we were meant together.
315
00:11:30,172 --> 00:11:32,000
Yeah, you guys
are great together.
316
00:11:32,068 --> 00:11:33,103
Honey, are you okay?
317
00:11:33,172 --> 00:11:34,689
Everyone'’s waiting out there.
318
00:11:34,758 --> 00:11:37,275
Sabrina, what is your
uncle Mortimer doing here?
319
00:11:37,344 --> 00:11:38,724
You know I can'’t stand him.
320
00:11:38,793 --> 00:11:41,586
Not to alarm you, but
everything is a total disaster.
321
00:11:41,655 --> 00:11:42,769
The soloist hasn'’t arrived,
322
00:11:42,793 --> 00:11:44,172
and the organist is drunk
323
00:11:44,241 --> 00:11:45,344
behind the rectory.
324
00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:46,482
Hilda: Look,
325
00:11:46,551 --> 00:11:48,182
Sabrina doesn'’t need
to hear that right now.
326
00:11:48,206 --> 00:11:49,941
You Don'’t see me running
in here and telling her
327
00:11:49,965 --> 00:11:51,976
that the ring bearer is yaking
all over the men'’s room.
328
00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:52,931
I kept that to myself.
329
00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,160
People, let'’s move it along.
330
00:11:54,206 --> 00:11:55,966
The minister'’s about
to go into double-time,
331
00:11:56,034 --> 00:11:57,194
and i'’m not paying for that.
332
00:11:57,241 --> 00:11:59,724
[ All talking at once]
333
00:11:59,793 --> 00:12:01,551
Aaron: Hey, could I just...
334
00:12:01,620 --> 00:12:03,344
Hello!
335
00:12:03,413 --> 00:12:05,241
[ Whistles]
336
00:12:05,310 --> 00:12:06,827
Okay, listen up!
337
00:12:06,896 --> 00:12:09,724
Mrs. Spellman, go tell the
minister to preach Patience.
338
00:12:09,793 --> 00:12:12,137
Mom, dad, please do
something about the music.
339
00:12:12,206 --> 00:12:14,172
And, hilda, just...
Go feed your llama.
340
00:12:14,241 --> 00:12:16,241
I'’d like to have a
moment with Sabrina.
341
00:12:16,310 --> 00:12:18,551
Hey, you are not allowed
to be in here right now.
342
00:12:18,620 --> 00:12:20,251
You can'’t see the bride
in her wedding dress.
343
00:12:20,275 --> 00:12:23,206
But if I Don'’t, i'’m afraid
there may not be a wedding.
344
00:12:23,275 --> 00:12:25,172
So...
345
00:12:34,482 --> 00:12:36,517
So... [ sighs]
346
00:12:36,586 --> 00:12:37,862
What'’s going on?
347
00:12:37,931 --> 00:12:39,965
Oh, you know, i'’m
just a little nervous,
348
00:12:40,034 --> 00:12:41,137
and a little anxious,
349
00:12:41,206 --> 00:12:43,068
and, uh, I think I
left the oven on.
350
00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:44,517
I should go check on that.
351
00:12:44,586 --> 00:12:46,965
Sabrina, look, I know
that you'’re scared
352
00:12:47,034 --> 00:12:48,137
and having doubts.
353
00:12:48,206 --> 00:12:49,517
Believe me, I am, too.
354
00:12:49,586 --> 00:12:52,068
Yeah, but yours didn'’t
leave peanut shells
355
00:12:52,137 --> 00:12:53,310
in your dust ruffle.
356
00:12:53,379 --> 00:12:55,206
Do you think we'’re soul mates?
357
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:56,310
Soul mates?
358
00:12:56,379 --> 00:12:59,000
Do you mean, are we
destined to be together?
359
00:12:59,068 --> 00:13:00,379
Yeah, two halves of a whole.
360
00:13:00,448 --> 00:13:01,448
Yin and Yang.
361
00:13:01,517 --> 00:13:02,620
Ben and Jerry.
362
00:13:02,689 --> 00:13:05,517
Sabrina, life doesn'’t
have any guarantees.
363
00:13:05,586 --> 00:13:07,379
I mean, all we can do is...
364
00:13:07,448 --> 00:13:09,448
Try to make each other happy.
365
00:13:09,517 --> 00:13:11,724
There'’s one thing
I Don'’t doubt...
366
00:13:13,137 --> 00:13:14,241
That I love you.
367
00:13:15,413 --> 00:13:17,482
I love you, too.
368
00:13:17,551 --> 00:13:20,068
Well, that sounds like a pretty
good foundation for something.
369
00:13:20,137 --> 00:13:22,965
Yeah, it does, doesn'’t it?
370
00:13:23,034 --> 00:13:25,310
So, shall we do this?
371
00:13:25,379 --> 00:13:26,827
Absolutely.
372
00:13:26,896 --> 00:13:27,931
Okay, and, um,
373
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,310
when you see me, act surprised.
374
00:13:31,793 --> 00:13:33,827
All right, let'’s rock
and roll, people!
375
00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:35,103
We'’re having a wedding!
376
00:13:36,551 --> 00:13:38,448
Salem, what do you think?
377
00:13:38,517 --> 00:13:40,620
I think we still need
to have "the talk."
378
00:13:40,689 --> 00:13:41,965
Sabrina,
379
00:13:42,034 --> 00:13:44,620
when a young woman enters...
380
00:13:52,482 --> 00:13:53,862
[ Playing simple melody]
381
00:13:53,931 --> 00:13:58,068
♪ I love you truly...
382
00:13:58,137 --> 00:13:59,310
Okay, one blue toenail,
383
00:13:59,379 --> 00:14:01,896
five dollars I borrowed
from the flower girl...
384
00:14:03,241 --> 00:14:04,862
Calm down, you'’ll get it back.
385
00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:07,137
A new phone number
from the best man...
386
00:14:07,206 --> 00:14:09,000
And i'’m going to
need that back...
387
00:14:09,068 --> 00:14:12,103
And this bracelet that I
grabbed from your jewelry box,
388
00:14:12,172 --> 00:14:13,862
which makes it old and stolen.
389
00:14:13,931 --> 00:14:16,517
There, I think
you'’re ready to go.
390
00:14:16,586 --> 00:14:18,620
Oh, you look so beautiful.
391
00:14:18,689 --> 00:14:19,862
Oh, thanks!
392
00:14:19,931 --> 00:14:22,206
I wasn'’t sure about
the color, but...
393
00:14:22,275 --> 00:14:24,206
Oh! I can'’t believe this is it.
394
00:14:24,275 --> 00:14:28,551
♪ Our love '’tis something... ♪
395
00:14:28,620 --> 00:14:29,655
Wait, where'’s Amanda?
396
00:14:29,724 --> 00:14:31,655
[ Panting]: Hey.
Oh, sorry i'’m late.
397
00:14:31,724 --> 00:14:33,586
I had some business
to take care of.
398
00:14:34,448 --> 00:14:35,448
Don'’t worry,
399
00:14:35,482 --> 00:14:37,000
you'’re too old to understand.
400
00:14:41,241 --> 00:14:42,793
[ Song continuing]
401
00:14:58,448 --> 00:15:01,241
[ Song continuing]
402
00:15:01,310 --> 00:15:03,482
♪ For you love me...
403
00:15:03,551 --> 00:15:06,172
Anybody looking for
a father of the bride?
404
00:15:06,241 --> 00:15:08,482
Dad! I can'’t
believe you made it!
405
00:15:08,551 --> 00:15:09,724
I'’m sorry i'’m late,
406
00:15:09,793 --> 00:15:11,689
but there was a little
flying monkey uprising
407
00:15:11,758 --> 00:15:13,137
that I had to pour
some water on.
408
00:15:13,206 --> 00:15:14,482
[ "The wedding march" begins]
409
00:15:14,551 --> 00:15:16,379
Well, it sounds like
you'’re right on time.
410
00:15:16,448 --> 00:15:17,482
Shall we?
411
00:15:17,551 --> 00:15:19,448
We shall.
412
00:15:19,517 --> 00:15:22,413
[ March continuing]
413
00:15:22,482 --> 00:15:24,448
Oh. Oh, my god.
414
00:15:24,517 --> 00:15:25,965
Wait. Wait.
415
00:15:26,034 --> 00:15:27,034
I can'’t wear this.
416
00:15:27,068 --> 00:15:28,241
Get it off me, hurry.
417
00:15:29,793 --> 00:15:31,137
12:36?
418
00:15:31,206 --> 00:15:34,034
Oh, Harvey gave me
that seven years ago.
419
00:15:34,103 --> 00:15:36,655
12:36 is the exact
time that we met.
420
00:15:36,724 --> 00:15:39,586
[ March continuing]
421
00:15:39,655 --> 00:15:41,827
I told you to go before
the ceremony started.
422
00:15:41,896 --> 00:15:43,758
Psst, psst!
423
00:15:43,827 --> 00:15:46,620
What? what?
424
00:15:46,689 --> 00:15:48,241
Sabrina: Psst, down here.
425
00:15:48,310 --> 00:15:49,310
Hey, Sabrina.
426
00:15:49,344 --> 00:15:50,275
Whatcha doing?
427
00:15:50,344 --> 00:15:51,827
What in the world?
428
00:15:51,896 --> 00:15:54,275
Crisis... I really need to
talk to you guys back here.
429
00:15:54,344 --> 00:15:55,275
I mean, back there.
430
00:15:55,344 --> 00:15:56,482
I'’m kinda turned around.
431
00:15:56,551 --> 00:15:58,379
I need to talk to you!
432
00:16:03,068 --> 00:16:05,103
Let'’s go.
433
00:16:06,724 --> 00:16:08,884
I'’m going to need you to
write down that number again.
434
00:16:10,275 --> 00:16:11,413
I'’ll be right back.
435
00:16:11,482 --> 00:16:13,862
Try and stall. Maybe
no one will notice.
436
00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:16,000
[ Clears throat, coughs]
437
00:16:19,206 --> 00:16:21,413
Hit it!
438
00:16:21,482 --> 00:16:23,827
♪ You say either,
and I say either ♪
439
00:16:23,896 --> 00:16:26,758
♪ you say neither,
and I say neither ♪
440
00:16:26,827 --> 00:16:27,931
♪ either ♪ either
441
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,965
♪ neither
442
00:16:30,034 --> 00:16:32,655
♪ let'’s call the
whole thing off... ♪
443
00:16:32,724 --> 00:16:34,551
I'’m sorry, honey,
i'’m just not following.
444
00:16:34,620 --> 00:16:35,965
The stones Don'’t fit together.
445
00:16:36,034 --> 00:16:38,551
That means our soul mates
are still out there somewhere.
446
00:16:38,620 --> 00:16:40,206
Doubt was in my
room this morning...
447
00:16:40,275 --> 00:16:41,206
Doubt!
448
00:16:41,275 --> 00:16:42,758
Oh, annoying little man!
449
00:16:43,620 --> 00:16:45,000
But such a good dancer.
450
00:16:45,068 --> 00:16:47,068
And even before today,
it'’s just been so hard.
451
00:16:47,137 --> 00:16:48,413
I mean, the circus showed up
452
00:16:48,482 --> 00:16:50,379
and there was no
room for him in my heart,
453
00:16:50,448 --> 00:16:51,965
and he got turned
into a goldfish.
454
00:16:52,034 --> 00:16:53,793
Sounds like a pretty
normal courtship to me.
455
00:16:53,862 --> 00:16:56,068
Why is the universe
so against me?
456
00:16:56,137 --> 00:16:58,310
Well, the answer to
this is simple. No more.
457
00:16:58,379 --> 00:16:59,379
No more what no more?
458
00:16:59,448 --> 00:17:01,862
Magic. So two
pieces of glowing coal
459
00:17:01,931 --> 00:17:03,862
Don'’t fit together. Who cares?
460
00:17:03,931 --> 00:17:05,758
What matters is
what'’s in your heart.
461
00:17:05,827 --> 00:17:08,034
No magic can tell you that.
462
00:17:08,103 --> 00:17:09,620
Sabrina, your mother'’s right.
463
00:17:09,689 --> 00:17:12,310
The universe isn'’t against
this wedding. You are.
464
00:17:12,379 --> 00:17:13,758
You got to stop all the pointing
465
00:17:13,827 --> 00:17:14,896
and incanting
466
00:17:14,965 --> 00:17:16,493
and listen to what
your heart is telling you.
467
00:17:16,517 --> 00:17:17,517
But... no buts.
468
00:17:17,586 --> 00:17:19,482
Life doesn'’t have
any guarantees.
469
00:17:19,551 --> 00:17:22,551
All you can do is try to
make each other happy.
470
00:17:22,620 --> 00:17:25,206
That'’s the same
thing that Aaron said.
471
00:17:25,275 --> 00:17:28,344
Well, he sounds like a
very smart young man.
472
00:17:28,413 --> 00:17:30,241
And Sabrina, no matter what
473
00:17:30,310 --> 00:17:31,379
you decide to do,
474
00:17:31,448 --> 00:17:32,872
it'’s not the end of
the world, believe me.
475
00:17:32,896 --> 00:17:34,275
I'’ve been to the
end of the world.
476
00:17:34,344 --> 00:17:35,275
This isn'’t it.
477
00:17:35,344 --> 00:17:39,000
You two are the best.
478
00:17:39,068 --> 00:17:42,068
All right, go tell everyone
i'’ll be there in two minutes.
479
00:17:42,137 --> 00:17:43,413
And this time I mean it.
480
00:17:45,275 --> 00:17:47,517
[ "I'’m still there" playing]
481
00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:51,586
♪ Good times and bum times
482
00:17:51,655 --> 00:17:54,068
♪ i'’ve seen it all, my dear ♪
483
00:17:54,137 --> 00:17:57,551
♪ i'’m still here ♪
484
00:17:57,620 --> 00:17:59,068
Mother.
485
00:17:59,137 --> 00:18:02,586
♪ I'’ve run the
gamut, "a" to "z" ♪
486
00:18:02,655 --> 00:18:05,965
♪ three cheers, and
damn it, c'’est la vie ♪
487
00:18:06,034 --> 00:18:08,620
Mother!
488
00:18:08,689 --> 00:18:11,068
[ "Wedding march" playing]
489
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:17,413
So, if there are no objections.
490
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,586
Sabrina, if you'’d
like to begin.
491
00:18:24,655 --> 00:18:26,689
Okay.
492
00:18:26,758 --> 00:18:30,965
I, Sabrina, take
you, Aaron Jacobs...
493
00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:35,379
Sorry.
494
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:36,896
Uh, where was I?
495
00:18:36,965 --> 00:18:41,655
Oh, um, I, Sabrina spellman,
take you, Aaron Jacobs,
496
00:18:41,724 --> 00:18:43,827
to be my partner in life.
497
00:18:43,896 --> 00:18:45,620
My one true...
498
00:18:46,931 --> 00:18:49,000
My one true...
499
00:18:50,482 --> 00:18:52,068
My...
500
00:18:52,137 --> 00:18:53,241
Sabrina?
501
00:18:53,310 --> 00:18:54,430
Could we just have a minute?
502
00:18:56,551 --> 00:18:57,896
[ Guests murmuring]
503
00:18:57,965 --> 00:19:00,551
I just want to talk
over some little...
504
00:19:00,620 --> 00:19:03,000
Do you mind?
505
00:19:08,551 --> 00:19:12,931
So, i'’m sensing a little
hesitation on your part.
506
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:16,068
You'’re such a wonderful guy...
507
00:19:16,137 --> 00:19:17,241
But...
508
00:19:17,310 --> 00:19:20,655
We'’re not two
halves of a whole.
509
00:19:23,448 --> 00:19:28,689
Sabrina, all I want is
for you to be happy.
510
00:19:30,862 --> 00:19:33,655
But if we'’re not soul mates,
511
00:19:33,724 --> 00:19:36,793
maybe we shouldn'’t
be doing this.
512
00:19:36,862 --> 00:19:40,103
Aaron, I am so sorry.
513
00:19:40,172 --> 00:19:41,620
No. Don'’t be.
514
00:19:44,068 --> 00:19:47,620
Never think that almost
is good enough for you.
515
00:19:47,689 --> 00:19:49,482
Or for you.
516
00:19:56,206 --> 00:19:58,320
Okay, well, that about
concludes today'’s festivities.
517
00:19:58,344 --> 00:20:00,724
Although, I have 300
pounds of shrimp across town
518
00:20:00,793 --> 00:20:01,862
you'’re all welcome to.
519
00:20:03,517 --> 00:20:05,103
So, um, thanks for coming.
520
00:20:05,172 --> 00:20:09,896
♪ We'’re running,
keep holding my hand ♪
521
00:20:09,965 --> 00:20:13,241
♪ it'’s so we Don'’t
get separated ♪
522
00:20:13,310 --> 00:20:15,448
♪ running ♪
523
00:20:15,517 --> 00:20:17,931
♪ as fast as we can
524
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,965
♪ do you think we'’ll make it? ♪
525
00:20:20,034 --> 00:20:21,793
♪ Do you think we'’ll make it? ♪
526
00:20:21,862 --> 00:20:26,517
♪ We'’re running,
keep holding my hand ♪
527
00:20:26,586 --> 00:20:28,931
Harvey?
528
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,137
I'’m not really
sure what this is,
529
00:20:31,206 --> 00:20:33,931
but something tells me
i'’ll find the answer here.
530
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,034
And I think I just found mine.
531
00:20:41,517 --> 00:20:47,103
♪ The future...
532
00:20:47,172 --> 00:20:48,413
♪ Running, running...
533
00:20:48,482 --> 00:20:50,379
About time.
534
00:20:50,448 --> 00:20:53,000
Salem: It'’s about time.
535
00:20:54,241 --> 00:20:55,482
I just said that.
536
00:20:55,551 --> 00:21:02,413
♪ We'’re running,
keep holding my hand ♪
537
00:21:02,482 --> 00:21:04,793
♪ so we Don'’t get separated ♪
538
00:21:04,862 --> 00:21:07,413
I guess that'’s the
something old she needed.
539
00:21:07,482 --> 00:21:09,517
Would you look at that?
540
00:21:09,586 --> 00:21:11,862
12:36 on the dot.
541
00:21:11,931 --> 00:21:17,275
♪ We'’re running, running,
keep holding my hand ♪
542
00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:22,551
♪ so we Don'’t get separated. ♪
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