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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,655 --> 00:00:04,620 Well, you'’ll be happy to know that Aaron and I 2 00:00:04,689 --> 00:00:06,827 have finally picked the place to have our wedding. 3 00:00:06,896 --> 00:00:08,103 Oh, the ritz? The four seasons? 4 00:00:08,172 --> 00:00:09,172 The backyard. 5 00:00:09,206 --> 00:00:11,310 Oh, well, that'’s very... 6 00:00:11,379 --> 00:00:13,689 I thought Aaron had money. 7 00:00:13,758 --> 00:00:16,068 He does, but Sabrina and I 8 00:00:16,137 --> 00:00:19,689 decided on having a simple, unpretentious wedding. 9 00:00:19,758 --> 00:00:21,976 We just want to exchange our vows in an intimate setting, 10 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:23,941 surrounded by only family, friends, and, you know, 11 00:00:23,965 --> 00:00:25,389 the people we invited just for gifts. 12 00:00:25,413 --> 00:00:27,689 Have you thought of professing your love 13 00:00:27,758 --> 00:00:29,413 naked under an old elm tree, 14 00:00:29,482 --> 00:00:31,586 surrounded by mother earth'’s beauty? 15 00:00:31,655 --> 00:00:33,793 Well, we checked, but mother earth 16 00:00:33,862 --> 00:00:34,931 is booked solid. 17 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:36,700 Yeah, that naked under the elm tree thing... 18 00:00:36,724 --> 00:00:37,862 Forget it. 19 00:00:43,172 --> 00:00:47,172 ♪ Life'’s changing around me, and i'’m gonna make it mine ♪ 20 00:00:47,241 --> 00:00:53,724 ♪ i'’m reaching out and living by my rules... ♪ 21 00:00:53,793 --> 00:00:56,862 ♪ Time'’s moving way too fast ♪ 22 00:00:56,931 --> 00:01:01,068 ♪ I wanna make it last... 23 00:01:03,172 --> 00:01:06,620 ♪ '’cause i'’m out on my own now ♪ 24 00:01:06,689 --> 00:01:11,241 ♪ and I like the way it feels. 25 00:01:16,310 --> 00:01:17,551 Morgan: They can have 26 00:01:17,620 --> 00:01:19,137 their simple trailer-park wedding, 27 00:01:19,206 --> 00:01:21,862 but I am going to throw her a first-class bridal shower. 28 00:01:21,931 --> 00:01:23,758 You'’re planning a shower for Sabrina? Yep. 29 00:01:23,827 --> 00:01:25,044 But that'’s the maid of honor'’s job. 30 00:01:25,068 --> 00:01:26,355 And she hasn'’t even picked one yet. 31 00:01:26,379 --> 00:01:29,068 Well, I think we know who that'’s going to be, 32 00:01:29,137 --> 00:01:30,172 miss earth mother. 33 00:01:30,241 --> 00:01:33,000 So, i'’m sending out the invitations tomorrow. 34 00:01:33,068 --> 00:01:35,724 Oh, it'’s going to be tough to send out invitations 35 00:01:35,793 --> 00:01:37,275 when I have her address book. 36 00:01:37,344 --> 00:01:39,620 I have been looking all over for that! 37 00:01:39,689 --> 00:01:42,758 Sorry, but my invitations are already stamped and ready to go. 38 00:01:44,931 --> 00:01:47,379 I can'’t believe this. 39 00:01:47,448 --> 00:01:48,379 Casual? 40 00:01:48,448 --> 00:01:50,275 Who raised you? 41 00:01:51,931 --> 00:01:56,103 Okay, today'’s bride, modern bride, bridle path... 42 00:01:56,172 --> 00:01:58,068 I thought she looked a little horsey. 43 00:01:58,137 --> 00:02:00,413 Okay, let'’s head out. 44 00:02:00,482 --> 00:02:01,482 Head out? 45 00:02:01,551 --> 00:02:02,827 Yeah, to the bridal fair? 46 00:02:02,896 --> 00:02:05,217 I thought we could knock off all of our wedding preparations 47 00:02:05,241 --> 00:02:06,241 in one afternoon. 48 00:02:06,275 --> 00:02:07,620 A bridal fair? 49 00:02:07,689 --> 00:02:10,137 But... why do I have to go? 50 00:02:10,206 --> 00:02:12,724 Because there'’s no such thing as a "groom-al" fair. 51 00:02:13,862 --> 00:02:15,034 Look, this is our wedding. 52 00:02:15,103 --> 00:02:17,079 Don'’t you think we should make every decision together? 53 00:02:17,103 --> 00:02:19,482 But i'’ll be the only guy there. 54 00:02:19,551 --> 00:02:21,000 No, you won'’t. 55 00:02:22,103 --> 00:02:23,034 How about that? 56 00:02:23,103 --> 00:02:24,620 You'’re the only guy here. 57 00:02:24,689 --> 00:02:26,862 You know, I can'’t believe this place. 58 00:02:26,931 --> 00:02:29,620 It'’s as big as the auto show, only with... 59 00:02:29,689 --> 00:02:31,758 Tons of things I Don'’t care about. 60 00:02:31,827 --> 00:02:33,793 Oh, come on, how could you not care about tiaras? 61 00:02:33,862 --> 00:02:36,022 You'’re really not going to wear one of those, are you? 62 00:02:36,068 --> 00:02:37,103 Why not? 63 00:02:37,172 --> 00:02:39,344 This way, I can not only be the center of attention, 64 00:02:39,413 --> 00:02:40,827 but I can also be the centerpiece. 65 00:02:40,896 --> 00:02:43,862 Yeah, you could always wear it backwards. 66 00:02:43,931 --> 00:02:45,344 Yeah, very hip-hop. 67 00:02:46,655 --> 00:02:48,551 Hello, welcome to taffeta town. 68 00:02:48,620 --> 00:02:50,689 Oh, look at how big this thing is. 69 00:02:50,758 --> 00:02:52,896 I mean, you could get married init, 70 00:02:52,965 --> 00:02:54,562 and then have the reception underneath it. 71 00:02:54,586 --> 00:02:56,724 Yeah, with a fairly decent-sized dance floor. 72 00:02:56,793 --> 00:02:58,310 Woman: I said ivory! 73 00:02:58,379 --> 00:02:59,482 Not off-white! 74 00:02:59,551 --> 00:03:00,620 Not ecru! 75 00:03:00,689 --> 00:03:03,448 Why is everyone conspiring against me! 76 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:06,448 Sabrina, if I haven'’t said it lately, 77 00:03:06,517 --> 00:03:09,241 I am very glad to be marrying you. 78 00:03:09,310 --> 00:03:10,344 Thank you. 79 00:03:10,413 --> 00:03:12,758 And no, you can'’t go wait in the car. 80 00:03:12,827 --> 00:03:13,827 Worth a shot. 81 00:03:13,862 --> 00:03:15,793 Check out this monstrosity! 82 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:19,103 Oh, i'’ve got to try it on, just for a laugh. 83 00:03:19,172 --> 00:03:21,206 Ooh, and a little exercise. 84 00:03:21,275 --> 00:03:22,275 Wait, you'’re... 85 00:03:22,310 --> 00:03:23,976 Not going to leave me out here alone are you? 86 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:25,182 I mean, what am I supposed to do? 87 00:03:25,206 --> 00:03:27,655 Hold my purse. 88 00:03:27,724 --> 00:03:29,620 Would you like some help? 89 00:03:29,689 --> 00:03:32,068 Sabrina: Uh, no, I think I got it. 90 00:03:32,137 --> 00:03:33,068 Or it'’s got me. 91 00:03:33,137 --> 00:03:34,068 Look out. 92 00:03:34,137 --> 00:03:35,068 Giant doily coming through. 93 00:03:35,137 --> 00:03:36,586 Oh, you look beautiful. 94 00:03:36,655 --> 00:03:38,103 No, I look ridiculous. 95 00:03:38,172 --> 00:03:41,344 I feel like a giant blimp on her way to cotillion. 96 00:03:41,413 --> 00:03:43,379 Aaron'’s going to get such a... 97 00:03:43,448 --> 00:03:47,206 Oh, my gosh... 98 00:03:47,275 --> 00:03:50,103 I'’m a Princess! 99 00:03:50,172 --> 00:03:53,241 Would you like to see the matching veil? 100 00:03:53,310 --> 00:03:54,965 It comes with a veil? 101 00:03:58,482 --> 00:04:01,896 So, I thought for the shower, we could do a high tea 102 00:04:01,965 --> 00:04:04,217 with assorted finger sandwiches, followed by parlor games. 103 00:04:04,241 --> 00:04:06,172 I think we should have a goddess festival. 104 00:04:06,241 --> 00:04:08,551 We can weave bracelets, give each other henna tattoos, 105 00:04:08,620 --> 00:04:09,620 sing folk songs... 106 00:04:09,655 --> 00:04:10,965 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 107 00:04:11,034 --> 00:04:12,068 Hold on, sister moon. 108 00:04:12,137 --> 00:04:14,551 If I am going to let you help me plan this shower... 109 00:04:14,620 --> 00:04:16,241 Help you? I'’m letting you help me. 110 00:04:16,310 --> 00:04:17,551 Besides, I think I know Sabrina 111 00:04:17,620 --> 00:04:18,931 better than you, which is why 112 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:20,734 she is going to pick me as her maid of honor. 113 00:04:20,758 --> 00:04:22,448 Well, you got the "maid" part right. 114 00:04:23,724 --> 00:04:25,103 Oh, this is great! 115 00:04:25,172 --> 00:04:28,000 Not only am I getting a husband, but i'’m getting a sherpa. 116 00:04:28,068 --> 00:04:30,103 Wow, that'’s a whole lot of simple going on. 117 00:04:30,172 --> 00:04:31,172 Yeah, simple went out 118 00:04:31,241 --> 00:04:33,068 with the six-foot cherub ice sculpture. 119 00:04:34,310 --> 00:04:36,137 Well, if you'’re happy, i'’m happy. 120 00:04:36,206 --> 00:04:37,689 I'’m ecstatic. 121 00:04:37,758 --> 00:04:39,689 Okay, you'’re officially released. 122 00:04:39,758 --> 00:04:40,758 Go be a guy. 123 00:04:40,793 --> 00:04:41,689 But only to a certain point. 124 00:04:41,758 --> 00:04:43,310 I'’m on it. 125 00:04:43,379 --> 00:04:45,379 Sabrina, what happened? 126 00:04:45,448 --> 00:04:46,827 Well, I got to thinking. 127 00:04:46,896 --> 00:04:49,517 You know, a wedding is really for the guests, 128 00:04:49,586 --> 00:04:52,862 so what kind of hostess would I be if I didn'’t give them 129 00:04:52,931 --> 00:04:55,068 a little show, a little razzle-dazzle, 130 00:04:55,137 --> 00:04:57,172 a little napkin folded like a swan? 131 00:04:57,241 --> 00:04:59,344 Oh, thank goodness you'’ve come around. 132 00:04:59,413 --> 00:05:02,896 I mean, how many times does a girl get to walk down the aisle? 133 00:05:02,965 --> 00:05:04,241 Two, three times tops. 134 00:05:04,310 --> 00:05:06,000 Wait until you see my veil. 135 00:05:06,068 --> 00:05:08,103 It'’s like a mini-gown for my head! 136 00:05:11,689 --> 00:05:13,448 Salem, i'’ve seen the future, 137 00:05:13,517 --> 00:05:15,724 and it'’s me dressed as a Princess. 138 00:05:15,793 --> 00:05:17,689 I'’ve had the very same dream. 139 00:05:17,758 --> 00:05:18,758 About you... 140 00:05:18,793 --> 00:05:20,827 Wait, that didn'’t sound right either. 141 00:05:20,896 --> 00:05:22,034 You know, I realize 142 00:05:22,103 --> 00:05:24,241 this wedding is going to set the tone 143 00:05:24,310 --> 00:05:26,000 for our whole fairy-tale life together. 144 00:05:26,068 --> 00:05:28,379 I mean, without the poison apples and singing dwarfs. 145 00:05:28,448 --> 00:05:30,103 Just to clarify, I Don'’t dream 146 00:05:30,172 --> 00:05:32,137 about you in dresses allthe time. 147 00:05:32,206 --> 00:05:34,965 Oh, I have so much to do, I Don'’t know where to start. 148 00:05:35,034 --> 00:05:37,172 I mean, I have to book a ballroom, a caterer, 149 00:05:37,241 --> 00:05:38,482 musicians... 150 00:05:38,551 --> 00:05:41,241 You know, how do you even start to plan a fairy-tale wedding? 151 00:05:41,310 --> 00:05:42,344 At the beginning! 152 00:05:42,413 --> 00:05:45,689 "Once upon a time, there was a handsome young cat." 153 00:05:45,758 --> 00:05:47,862 What I need to do is talk to a real Princess. 154 00:05:47,931 --> 00:05:49,931 Oh, of course. 155 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:54,206 Daddy, please, Don'’t take away my gold card! 156 00:05:54,275 --> 00:05:55,448 Wrong kind of Princess. 157 00:05:57,241 --> 00:05:59,172 I swear spells like that are just designed 158 00:05:59,241 --> 00:06:01,724 to help keep the magic book publishers in business. 159 00:06:01,793 --> 00:06:05,827 Okay, Princess... Let'’s see. 160 00:06:05,896 --> 00:06:06,896 Oh! 161 00:06:06,965 --> 00:06:08,586 Hey, look at this. 162 00:06:08,655 --> 00:06:09,793 Cinderella... perfect. 163 00:06:13,068 --> 00:06:15,758 Hello. 164 00:06:19,137 --> 00:06:20,758 Cinderella charming. 165 00:06:20,827 --> 00:06:22,241 Sabrina, frantic. 166 00:06:22,310 --> 00:06:24,137 So, you took your husband'’s name. 167 00:06:24,206 --> 00:06:25,655 Um, i'’m a traditionalist. 168 00:06:25,724 --> 00:06:27,758 Plus, my maiden name was schnieberger. 169 00:06:27,827 --> 00:06:28,862 Ooh, good call. 170 00:06:28,931 --> 00:06:30,586 So, I was hoping you would help me. 171 00:06:30,655 --> 00:06:33,241 See, i'’m trying to plan the perfect fairy-tale wedding 172 00:06:33,310 --> 00:06:35,862 with all the trimmings: Doves, wandering minstrels... 173 00:06:35,931 --> 00:06:38,000 A gilded carriage with coachmen? 174 00:06:38,068 --> 00:06:39,734 Uh, I Don'’t think Aaron'’s going to go for that. 175 00:06:39,758 --> 00:06:41,424 He'’s talking about having his brother drive us 176 00:06:41,448 --> 00:06:42,379 in his minivan. 177 00:06:42,448 --> 00:06:43,931 Oh, first mistake. 178 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:45,448 You'’re the bride. 179 00:06:45,517 --> 00:06:47,103 This is your special day. 180 00:06:47,172 --> 00:06:50,344 You'’ve got to insist on getting everything you want 181 00:06:50,413 --> 00:06:52,517 and the rest will fall into place. 182 00:06:52,586 --> 00:06:54,113 So you think it'’s possible for me to have 183 00:06:54,137 --> 00:06:55,379 the wedding of my dreams? 184 00:06:55,448 --> 00:06:58,517 Honey, I was a chimney sweep who married a prince, 185 00:06:58,586 --> 00:06:59,965 so anything'’s possible. 186 00:07:00,034 --> 00:07:01,137 Just remember... 187 00:07:01,206 --> 00:07:02,931 It'’s your day. 188 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:03,931 I'’ll do that. 189 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:05,000 Thanks, Cindy. 190 00:07:05,034 --> 00:07:06,965 Any problems, you know where to find me. 191 00:07:08,103 --> 00:07:09,137 Now if you'’ll excuse me, 192 00:07:09,206 --> 00:07:10,965 i'’ve got a man coming to dredge the moat. 193 00:07:11,034 --> 00:07:13,379 [ Laughs] 194 00:07:14,758 --> 00:07:16,034 A moat? 195 00:07:16,103 --> 00:07:18,965 I'’d like a moat! 196 00:07:23,862 --> 00:07:25,689 So what do you think? They'’re great, huh? 197 00:07:25,758 --> 00:07:27,586 They'’re great. Very heavy, very metal. 198 00:07:27,655 --> 00:07:29,034 So, uh, let'’s talk food. 199 00:07:29,103 --> 00:07:31,689 Now, a buffet is easier, but a sit-down dinner 200 00:07:31,758 --> 00:07:33,000 is so much classier. 201 00:07:33,068 --> 00:07:35,827 And then there'’s the whole "soup or salad" quandary. 202 00:07:35,896 --> 00:07:37,936 This would be so much easier with a fairy godmother. 203 00:07:38,862 --> 00:07:41,241 Industry slang for a wedding planner. 204 00:07:41,310 --> 00:07:42,482 Whatever you want. 205 00:07:42,551 --> 00:07:44,482 But, uh, what about the band? 206 00:07:44,551 --> 00:07:46,517 For the wedding? 207 00:07:46,586 --> 00:07:49,103 Well, if you think they can handle sunrise, sunset. 208 00:07:49,172 --> 00:07:51,689 But I thought we agreed to go a little nontraditional 209 00:07:51,758 --> 00:07:53,068 with the music, 210 00:07:53,137 --> 00:07:54,862 and that I could pick the entertainment. 211 00:07:54,931 --> 00:07:56,000 But... 212 00:07:57,965 --> 00:07:59,517 All right, we did agree. 213 00:07:59,586 --> 00:08:00,862 They'’ll be fine. 214 00:08:02,172 --> 00:08:04,137 Princess: Hey! 215 00:08:04,206 --> 00:08:06,965 It'’s your special day, Sabrina. 216 00:08:07,034 --> 00:08:09,172 Insist on what you want. 217 00:08:11,103 --> 00:08:12,965 Actually, what I meant was, 218 00:08:13,034 --> 00:08:14,793 "no, they won'’t be fine." 219 00:08:14,862 --> 00:08:16,275 ♪ 220 00:08:37,896 --> 00:08:39,448 ♪ 221 00:09:07,793 --> 00:09:08,896 No, listen to me! 222 00:09:08,965 --> 00:09:11,137 I want doves, and I want them painted blue! 223 00:09:11,206 --> 00:09:13,206 Well, how long do they live normally? 224 00:09:13,275 --> 00:09:15,413 I'’m all for yelling at service people, 225 00:09:15,482 --> 00:09:18,586 but when you make them cry, they'’re useless for hours. 226 00:09:18,655 --> 00:09:20,758 Oh, quit your sniveling and just get the job done! 227 00:09:20,827 --> 00:09:22,206 Morgan, I thought you said you were 228 00:09:22,275 --> 00:09:24,103 going to help me pick out tablecloth colors. 229 00:09:24,172 --> 00:09:25,310 Well, I got swatches 230 00:09:25,379 --> 00:09:27,827 but now that you'’re going with bluedoves, 231 00:09:27,896 --> 00:09:29,551 i'’m not sure if they'’re right. 232 00:09:29,620 --> 00:09:30,758 I ask for so little. 233 00:09:30,827 --> 00:09:32,172 Speaking of which, you! 234 00:09:32,241 --> 00:09:33,931 Where are you with our vows? 235 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,517 I'’m working on a draft, but I may need to rewrite it. 236 00:09:36,586 --> 00:09:38,862 It'’s filled with words like "love" and "compassion." 237 00:09:38,931 --> 00:09:41,586 I am surrounded by incompetent people! 238 00:09:41,655 --> 00:09:43,241 Who are doing the best they can. 239 00:09:43,310 --> 00:09:44,758 Why are you acting like this? 240 00:09:44,827 --> 00:09:46,275 Yeah, we'’re breaking our necks 241 00:09:46,344 --> 00:09:48,241 trying to help you with your wedding. 242 00:09:48,310 --> 00:09:49,803 Well, breaking your necks doesn'’t help me. 243 00:09:49,827 --> 00:09:50,827 Busting your butts would. 244 00:09:50,862 --> 00:09:52,827 I'’ve seen you sweat more looking for the remote. 245 00:09:52,896 --> 00:09:53,896 [ Phone rings] 246 00:09:53,931 --> 00:09:54,862 What?! 247 00:09:54,931 --> 00:09:56,551 No, no! Unacceptable! 248 00:09:56,620 --> 00:10:00,862 Well, somebody'’s going to have to rethink his priorities, reverend! 249 00:10:00,931 --> 00:10:02,586 You know, I really think 250 00:10:02,655 --> 00:10:05,689 you should take the credit for this shower. 251 00:10:05,758 --> 00:10:06,793 Like you said, 252 00:10:06,862 --> 00:10:09,379 you two are so much closer friends. 253 00:10:09,448 --> 00:10:10,827 Oh, no, no, no, no. 254 00:10:10,896 --> 00:10:14,344 If anyone should be the maid of honor, it'’s you. 255 00:10:14,413 --> 00:10:16,793 So I am just going to step back, 256 00:10:16,862 --> 00:10:18,965 and let you take the bullet. 257 00:10:19,034 --> 00:10:20,275 I mean credit. 258 00:10:20,344 --> 00:10:23,896 Hey! Sabrina around? 259 00:10:23,965 --> 00:10:25,620 Sabrina: Why am I even speaking to you? 260 00:10:25,689 --> 00:10:26,689 Put the bishop on! 261 00:10:26,724 --> 00:10:28,586 Ah, there'’s the shrill cry of my beloved now. 262 00:10:30,551 --> 00:10:31,965 So, when are you guys 263 00:10:32,034 --> 00:10:34,344 planning on getting your own place? 264 00:10:34,413 --> 00:10:35,965 Look, I know that Sabrina'’s 265 00:10:36,034 --> 00:10:38,034 been acting a little crazy lately, 266 00:10:38,103 --> 00:10:40,310 but maybe we should cut her some slack. 267 00:10:41,448 --> 00:10:42,379 All brides get stressed out 268 00:10:42,448 --> 00:10:43,568 before their wedding, right? 269 00:10:44,931 --> 00:10:45,931 Please say "yes." 270 00:10:47,034 --> 00:10:48,241 Did you hear them? 271 00:10:48,310 --> 00:10:50,965 I mean is it too much to ask for the perfect storybook wedding? 272 00:10:51,034 --> 00:10:53,137 Sabrina, I hate to say it, 273 00:10:53,206 --> 00:10:56,724 but you really are turning into a monster. 274 00:10:56,793 --> 00:10:57,965 I am not a monster. 275 00:10:58,034 --> 00:11:00,448 I am a Princess! 276 00:11:03,517 --> 00:11:05,172 [ Coughing] 277 00:11:05,241 --> 00:11:07,896 I stand corrected. 278 00:11:07,965 --> 00:11:10,517 [ Coughs] 279 00:11:13,551 --> 00:11:15,344 This dress is all wrong. 280 00:11:15,413 --> 00:11:18,620 Hey, bridezilla, take it down a notch. 281 00:11:18,689 --> 00:11:22,000 Listen, nobody asked you to come down here, Mr. Nag-a-lot. 282 00:11:22,068 --> 00:11:24,827 Woman: Is everything okay in there? 283 00:11:24,896 --> 00:11:27,000 No, no, everything is not okay. 284 00:11:27,068 --> 00:11:30,448 [ Rumbling] 285 00:11:30,517 --> 00:11:32,241 What'’s going on? 286 00:11:32,310 --> 00:11:33,344 Oh... 287 00:11:33,413 --> 00:11:35,655 Just another raging, out-of-control bride 288 00:11:35,724 --> 00:11:38,172 preparing for the happiest day of her life. 289 00:11:38,241 --> 00:11:39,827 [ Growling and zapping] 290 00:11:39,896 --> 00:11:40,976 Let'’s give her some space. 291 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,344 Walk quickly, Don'’t look back. 292 00:11:42,413 --> 00:11:44,206 [ Crashing and clattering] 293 00:11:44,275 --> 00:11:46,034 Someone better get in here and help me 294 00:11:46,103 --> 00:11:48,413 or nothing will grow in this spot for 200 years. 295 00:11:48,482 --> 00:11:51,275 Look, before you destroy the greater Boston area, 296 00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:53,689 you'’ve got to listen to me for two seconds. 297 00:11:53,758 --> 00:11:55,689 Quit your yammering and grab a pin cushion. 298 00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:57,413 This dress isn'’t going to size itself. 299 00:11:57,482 --> 00:11:59,655 Sabrina, forget the dress. 300 00:11:59,724 --> 00:12:01,206 Look at yourself. 301 00:12:01,275 --> 00:12:02,413 What? 302 00:12:02,482 --> 00:12:03,976 You have to imagine me with my hair down 303 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,280 but I still look like a Princess. 304 00:12:05,310 --> 00:12:06,896 But look around you. 305 00:12:06,965 --> 00:12:08,517 Look what you'’ve done. 306 00:12:09,965 --> 00:12:11,862 Well, it'’s not my fault. 307 00:12:11,931 --> 00:12:14,034 I mean, i'’m in a hurry 308 00:12:14,103 --> 00:12:15,551 and the service here is terrible. 309 00:12:15,620 --> 00:12:17,344 Look under the dress. 310 00:12:19,137 --> 00:12:21,206 Oh, my feet! 311 00:12:21,275 --> 00:12:24,206 And... i'’ve got a tail. 312 00:12:24,275 --> 00:12:26,793 And i'’m leaving destruction in my wake. 313 00:12:26,862 --> 00:12:27,862 Oh, my gosh. 314 00:12:27,931 --> 00:12:30,551 I'’m not a Princess, i'’m a dragon. 315 00:12:30,620 --> 00:12:32,068 Wake up, woman! 316 00:12:32,137 --> 00:12:34,655 You'’re not a Princess, you'’re a dragon! 317 00:12:34,724 --> 00:12:35,862 [ Slapping] 318 00:12:35,931 --> 00:12:37,275 I just said that. 319 00:12:37,344 --> 00:12:40,000 I know, I just always wanted to do that. 320 00:12:40,068 --> 00:12:43,620 [ Weak zapping] 321 00:12:43,689 --> 00:12:44,620 Why won'’t it go away? 322 00:12:44,689 --> 00:12:45,965 Why is this happening to me? 323 00:12:46,034 --> 00:12:48,137 I mean, sure I was the teensiest bit demanding, 324 00:12:48,206 --> 00:12:49,896 but you have to be when you'’re planning 325 00:12:49,965 --> 00:12:51,344 the perfect fairy-tale wedding. 326 00:12:51,413 --> 00:12:53,862 Besides, I was just following cinderella'’s advice. 327 00:12:53,931 --> 00:12:55,793 Well, that'’ll teach you to listen to a woman 328 00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:57,344 who can'’t keep track of her shoes. 329 00:12:57,413 --> 00:13:00,275 I'’ve got to slip out of here before anybody sees me. 330 00:13:02,137 --> 00:13:04,379 [ Loud crash] 331 00:13:04,448 --> 00:13:08,310 Oh, yeah, very discreet. 332 00:13:11,310 --> 00:13:12,620 Okay, 333 00:13:12,689 --> 00:13:14,655 made it across town without anyone seeing me. 334 00:13:14,724 --> 00:13:17,689 Well, except for those Japanese tourists. 335 00:13:17,758 --> 00:13:18,838 Yeah, that was unfortunate. 336 00:13:18,896 --> 00:13:20,862 Now all I need to do is get up to my room, 337 00:13:20,931 --> 00:13:22,689 find cinderella, and get some answers. 338 00:13:26,241 --> 00:13:27,689 Group: Surprise! 339 00:13:27,758 --> 00:13:29,413 Holy cheese and crackers. 340 00:13:29,482 --> 00:13:30,724 Surprised? 341 00:13:30,793 --> 00:13:32,320 Surprised, shocked, stunned, taken back. 342 00:13:32,344 --> 00:13:33,275 How'’s that? Got to go. 343 00:13:33,344 --> 00:13:34,413 You can'’t go. 344 00:13:34,482 --> 00:13:35,551 This is our way of saying 345 00:13:35,620 --> 00:13:37,344 that even though you treated us poorly, 346 00:13:37,413 --> 00:13:38,758 we are better people than you. 347 00:13:38,827 --> 00:13:40,344 Enjoy your shower. 348 00:13:41,689 --> 00:13:42,586 Morgan: What was that? 349 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,275 Nothing. Just kimmie being a klutz again. 350 00:13:44,344 --> 00:13:45,424 Now if you'’ll excuse me... 351 00:13:45,482 --> 00:13:47,275 Sabrina, why are you wearing a wedding dress? 352 00:13:47,344 --> 00:13:48,344 Test-drive. 353 00:13:48,413 --> 00:13:50,689 The good news is, it really holds the curves. 354 00:13:50,758 --> 00:13:51,931 Roxie: Sabrina, wait. 355 00:13:53,275 --> 00:13:55,586 Well, that is beyond rude. 356 00:13:55,655 --> 00:14:00,034 Now I Don'’t feel so guilty about regifting her. 357 00:14:00,103 --> 00:14:01,137 Sabrina? 358 00:14:01,206 --> 00:14:03,275 Ah, Aaron, um, hi. 359 00:14:03,344 --> 00:14:05,241 Shower'’s in there, act surprised. Bye. 360 00:14:05,310 --> 00:14:06,389 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 361 00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:07,631 I think we need to have a... ow! 362 00:14:07,655 --> 00:14:09,379 Geez. 363 00:14:09,448 --> 00:14:10,631 What are you wearing under there? 364 00:14:10,655 --> 00:14:11,586 Steel-toed boots? 365 00:14:11,655 --> 00:14:12,827 Of course. 366 00:14:12,896 --> 00:14:15,896 Would it kill you to open a bridal magazine? 367 00:14:20,413 --> 00:14:24,689 Stupid feet, stupid tail, stupid dress. 368 00:14:24,758 --> 00:14:26,000 Salem: Yeah, it took me a while 369 00:14:26,068 --> 00:14:27,068 to get used to my tail. 370 00:14:27,103 --> 00:14:30,448 But again, I have no experience with, 371 00:14:30,517 --> 00:14:33,000 or fantasies about, a dress. 372 00:14:33,068 --> 00:14:34,793 Cindy? Hello? 373 00:14:34,862 --> 00:14:36,137 Are you home? 374 00:14:36,206 --> 00:14:38,448 Oh, where could she possibly be? 375 00:14:38,517 --> 00:14:40,793 Maybe she and snow white and rapunzel 376 00:14:40,862 --> 00:14:42,137 are having a sleep-over. 377 00:14:42,206 --> 00:14:43,448 With pillow fights. 378 00:14:43,517 --> 00:14:45,344 Ooh, now that'’s a fairy tale. 379 00:14:45,413 --> 00:14:46,689 Not helping. 380 00:14:46,758 --> 00:14:47,931 Not trying. 381 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,620 [ Thud and yell] 382 00:14:49,689 --> 00:14:50,896 There may be an advantage 383 00:14:50,965 --> 00:14:52,206 to this thing after all. 384 00:14:52,275 --> 00:14:56,758 Like they say, a cat will always land on his face. 385 00:14:56,827 --> 00:14:57,862 [ Knocking] 386 00:14:57,931 --> 00:14:59,344 Aaron: Sabrina, open up! 387 00:14:59,413 --> 00:15:00,413 We need to talk. 388 00:15:00,448 --> 00:15:01,655 Super busy. 389 00:15:02,586 --> 00:15:03,758 What'’s going on? 390 00:15:03,827 --> 00:15:05,448 She'’s barricaded herself in there. 391 00:15:05,517 --> 00:15:06,620 Well, she better come out, 392 00:15:06,689 --> 00:15:08,310 '’cause if I have to sit down there 393 00:15:08,379 --> 00:15:10,862 with those loser friends of hers, she has to, too. 394 00:15:10,931 --> 00:15:13,275 No offense! 395 00:15:13,344 --> 00:15:15,655 You know, Sabrina'’s quirky behavior can be endearing, 396 00:15:15,724 --> 00:15:18,000 but I Don'’t know how much more of this I can take. 397 00:15:20,068 --> 00:15:21,896 Sabrina, open up. 398 00:15:21,965 --> 00:15:24,000 Hold on, let me try. 399 00:15:24,068 --> 00:15:26,620 Sabrina, open up. 400 00:15:26,689 --> 00:15:28,620 It'’s all in the tone. 401 00:15:30,310 --> 00:15:31,551 Hello? 402 00:15:31,620 --> 00:15:32,655 Cindy, it'’s just me. 403 00:15:32,724 --> 00:15:34,404 Don'’t be freaked out by the giant eyeball. 404 00:15:34,448 --> 00:15:36,724 Why Don'’t you ring the doorbell? 405 00:15:36,793 --> 00:15:38,734 Well, if there was a doorbell, Don'’t you think i... 406 00:15:38,758 --> 00:15:40,068 Oh, look, a doorbell. 407 00:15:40,137 --> 00:15:41,310 [ Doorbell chiming] 408 00:15:42,586 --> 00:15:43,620 Oh, there you are. 409 00:15:43,689 --> 00:15:46,758 I'’ve been wandering all over this castle for 20 minutes. 410 00:15:46,827 --> 00:15:48,187 You know you have a family of serfs 411 00:15:48,241 --> 00:15:49,401 squatting in the root cellar? 412 00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:50,655 I told mom and the girls 413 00:15:50,724 --> 00:15:52,379 they should have been nicer to me. 414 00:15:52,448 --> 00:15:53,241 So, 415 00:15:53,310 --> 00:15:55,000 how are the wedding plans going? 416 00:15:55,068 --> 00:15:57,000 Did you find a place for the ceremony? 417 00:15:57,068 --> 00:15:58,724 Yeah, Jurassic park. 418 00:15:58,793 --> 00:16:01,586 Look, i'’ve become tyrannosaurs-wreck. 419 00:16:03,068 --> 00:16:04,896 With the right train, no one will notice. 420 00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:06,482 Let me show you the one I wore. 421 00:16:06,551 --> 00:16:08,793 It was gorgeous. 422 00:16:08,862 --> 00:16:10,148 I Don'’t want to hide the problem, 423 00:16:10,172 --> 00:16:11,172 I want to get rid of it. 424 00:16:11,206 --> 00:16:12,620 Aaron is very understanding, 425 00:16:12,689 --> 00:16:14,379 but I think the six-foot kickstand 426 00:16:14,448 --> 00:16:15,689 might be a deal breaker. 427 00:16:15,758 --> 00:16:17,655 Well, then, you'’re better off without him. 428 00:16:17,724 --> 00:16:20,103 I mean, prince charming left years ago, 429 00:16:20,172 --> 00:16:21,965 but you Don'’t see me crying. 430 00:16:22,034 --> 00:16:24,482 What? He left? 431 00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:27,034 But I thought you had the perfect fairy-tale life. 432 00:16:27,103 --> 00:16:29,586 No, I had the perfect fairy-tale wedding. 433 00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,931 Oh, I have to show you pictures of the reception. 434 00:16:33,551 --> 00:16:35,344 [ Sabrina gasping] 435 00:16:35,413 --> 00:16:37,965 Oh, my gosh, you'’re a dragon, too. 436 00:16:38,034 --> 00:16:40,827 A small price to pay for the perfect wedding day. 437 00:16:40,896 --> 00:16:42,137 This isn'’t what I want: 438 00:16:42,206 --> 00:16:44,655 Alone in a turret with nothing but memories. 439 00:16:44,724 --> 00:16:47,137 What'’s funnier than downtrodden townsfolk 440 00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:49,137 doing the electric slide? 441 00:16:49,206 --> 00:16:50,965 Why did I listen to you? 442 00:16:51,034 --> 00:16:52,655 I'’ve been so focused on the wedding 443 00:16:52,724 --> 00:16:54,724 I forgot all about the happily ever after. 444 00:16:54,793 --> 00:16:56,758 I'’ve got to go back, refocus my priorities, 445 00:16:56,827 --> 00:16:58,931 and pay attention to what'’s really important. 446 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,310 Wow, I feel better already. 447 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:06,000 You know, usually when I have these revelations 448 00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:08,137 the magical side effects tend to go away. 449 00:17:08,206 --> 00:17:10,724 Yo, i'’ve learned my lesson. 450 00:17:10,793 --> 00:17:12,724 Any advice? 451 00:17:12,793 --> 00:17:15,000 Don'’t go with the pumpkin carriage. 452 00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:17,206 You'’ll never get rid of the smell. 453 00:17:23,896 --> 00:17:26,586 Salem, i'’m going to be a dragon for the rest of my life, 454 00:17:26,655 --> 00:17:27,965 and it'’s all my fault. 455 00:17:28,034 --> 00:17:29,896 Well, look at it this way: 456 00:17:29,965 --> 00:17:31,896 You'’ll never have to shave your legs again. 457 00:17:31,965 --> 00:17:35,206 No, because i'’ll have to sandpaper them. 458 00:17:35,275 --> 00:17:38,344 Well, worry not, my scaly maiden. 459 00:17:38,413 --> 00:17:40,965 I'’ve done some research and found the perfect solution. 460 00:17:41,034 --> 00:17:43,482 All you need to do is find a prince to slay you. 461 00:17:43,551 --> 00:17:45,241 Where am I going to find a prince? 462 00:17:45,310 --> 00:17:47,862 Well, I know a couple of queens and a dog named Duke. 463 00:17:48,689 --> 00:17:51,310 [ Thud and yell] 464 00:17:51,379 --> 00:17:52,310 Oh, you'’re right. 465 00:17:52,379 --> 00:17:53,965 I am getting used to the tail. 466 00:17:54,034 --> 00:17:55,310 Sabrina? 467 00:17:55,379 --> 00:17:57,137 Oh, no, you can'’t come in here. 468 00:17:57,206 --> 00:17:59,586 No, i'’m coming in and we'’re going to talk, 469 00:17:59,655 --> 00:18:02,482 or this wedding is off! 470 00:18:02,551 --> 00:18:04,896 But, Aaron, you can'’t see the bride in her wedding dress. 471 00:18:04,965 --> 00:18:06,896 What? But I just saw you downstairs. 472 00:18:06,965 --> 00:18:08,665 And we'’ve had nothing but bad luck ever since. 473 00:18:08,689 --> 00:18:09,551 Now, please Don'’t look. 474 00:18:09,620 --> 00:18:10,896 Okay, fine, whatever. 475 00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:13,827 But i'’m not leaving here until we have this out. 476 00:18:13,896 --> 00:18:16,517 This wedding is out of control. 477 00:18:16,586 --> 00:18:18,655 I know... No, no, no, no, no! 478 00:18:18,724 --> 00:18:20,482 No, I Don'’t want to hear any more demands. 479 00:18:20,551 --> 00:18:21,931 All right? 480 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:25,310 Look, Sabrina, this isn'’t just your day, 481 00:18:25,379 --> 00:18:26,379 it'’s ourday, 482 00:18:26,448 --> 00:18:28,241 and i'’m going to have some input. 483 00:18:29,310 --> 00:18:31,931 Wait, what did you just say? 484 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,206 I'’m saying that this whole... 485 00:18:34,275 --> 00:18:36,862 Fairy-tale wedding of yours has gone too far. 486 00:18:36,931 --> 00:18:38,551 This is one prince charming 487 00:18:38,620 --> 00:18:40,482 that'’s not going to put up with it anymore. 488 00:18:41,758 --> 00:18:44,379 Of course, you'’re my prince. 489 00:18:44,448 --> 00:18:47,517 No, not a prince, 490 00:18:47,586 --> 00:18:51,448 just a guy who wants to spend the rest of his life with you. 491 00:18:52,655 --> 00:18:54,655 And I think you'’ve lost sight of that. 492 00:18:54,724 --> 00:18:56,482 I couldn'’t agree more. 493 00:18:58,896 --> 00:19:00,758 Really? 494 00:19:00,827 --> 00:19:01,965 Really. 495 00:19:03,241 --> 00:19:05,724 All I want is the "happily ever after." 496 00:19:05,793 --> 00:19:07,827 Something else we agree on. 497 00:19:11,137 --> 00:19:12,241 Oh, just so you know: 498 00:19:12,310 --> 00:19:14,286 I'’m okay with the tux, but i'’m not wearing tails. 499 00:19:14,310 --> 00:19:15,827 I'’m right there with you. 500 00:19:17,862 --> 00:19:20,241 Sabrina: Bye! Bye, Erin, bye, kimmie, 501 00:19:20,310 --> 00:19:21,448 bye, Maureen. 502 00:19:21,517 --> 00:19:22,827 We'’ll do this again soon. 503 00:19:22,896 --> 00:19:24,655 Well, not for me, hopefully. 504 00:19:24,724 --> 00:19:26,413 For one of you, hopefully. 505 00:19:26,482 --> 00:19:30,413 Oh, that was absolutely perfect. 506 00:19:30,482 --> 00:19:31,724 I can'’t thank you guys enough. 507 00:19:34,137 --> 00:19:35,344 Apparently, I really can'’t. 508 00:19:35,413 --> 00:19:37,448 Guys, I said i'’m sorry. 509 00:19:37,517 --> 00:19:38,448 Ooh, bathtub beads! 510 00:19:38,517 --> 00:19:40,000 Later, later! 511 00:19:43,620 --> 00:19:45,827 Look, I know you guys went through a lot of trouble 512 00:19:45,896 --> 00:19:48,034 and I know i'’ve been a little bit demanding. 513 00:19:48,103 --> 00:19:50,206 Sabrina, you weren'’t "a little" anything. 514 00:19:50,275 --> 00:19:51,896 You were a great big, raging... 515 00:19:51,965 --> 00:19:52,965 Okay, I get it. 516 00:19:53,034 --> 00:19:54,620 Look, i'’m really sorry. 517 00:19:54,689 --> 00:19:56,758 I can'’t even begin to explain. 518 00:19:56,827 --> 00:19:57,931 It'’s okay. 519 00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,241 Apology accepted. 520 00:19:59,310 --> 00:20:01,030 I know you'’re going through a lot right now 521 00:20:01,068 --> 00:20:02,182 and I can'’t really blame you 522 00:20:02,206 --> 00:20:03,206 for not being yourself. 523 00:20:04,344 --> 00:20:05,344 [ Clearing throat] 524 00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:06,758 I can. 525 00:20:08,689 --> 00:20:10,034 But I won'’t. 526 00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:13,310 You know, it really was a great shower. 527 00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:15,379 The finger sandwiches were my idea. 528 00:20:17,103 --> 00:20:19,068 So, just curious: Have you given any thought 529 00:20:19,137 --> 00:20:21,965 to flower girls, bridesmaids, 530 00:20:22,034 --> 00:20:25,965 and, oh... I Don'’t know... Maid of honor. 531 00:20:26,034 --> 00:20:28,137 Morgan, Don'’t put her on the spot. 532 00:20:28,206 --> 00:20:29,413 So have you? 533 00:20:29,482 --> 00:20:30,631 Well, I have thought about it 534 00:20:30,655 --> 00:20:32,137 and i'’ve decided on my maid of honor. 535 00:20:32,206 --> 00:20:34,526 But I need to let you know it'’s not going to be one of you. 536 00:20:34,586 --> 00:20:35,517 Oh. 537 00:20:35,586 --> 00:20:37,172 Okay. 538 00:20:37,241 --> 00:20:39,448 It'’s going to be both of you. 539 00:20:39,517 --> 00:20:40,517 Great choice! 540 00:20:40,586 --> 00:20:42,034 We approve. 541 00:20:42,103 --> 00:20:45,206 But i'’m really the main maid of honor, right? 542 00:20:45,275 --> 00:20:47,241 You just couldn'’t leave it alone, could you? 543 00:20:47,310 --> 00:20:49,379 Well, it'’s not like... 544 00:20:51,103 --> 00:20:53,000 Nothing is ever simple. 545 00:20:58,896 --> 00:21:01,068 Yep, i'’m definitely going with something simpler 546 00:21:01,137 --> 00:21:02,172 and half the petticoats. 547 00:21:02,241 --> 00:21:03,551 Scaling back, huh? 548 00:21:03,620 --> 00:21:05,068 Please Don'’t mention scaly backs. 549 00:21:05,137 --> 00:21:07,275 Aaron and I are just finding some middle ground. 550 00:21:07,344 --> 00:21:10,137 Instead of using the backyard, we found a church we both like. 551 00:21:10,206 --> 00:21:12,034 But I can'’t believe there'’s so much to do. 552 00:21:12,103 --> 00:21:14,517 So, if tweedledum and tweedledumber 553 00:21:14,586 --> 00:21:18,068 are your maids of honor, where does that leave me? 554 00:21:18,137 --> 00:21:19,655 You wanted to be my maid of honor? 555 00:21:19,724 --> 00:21:21,620 It'’s always nice to be asked. 39824

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