All language subtitles for Sabrina.The.Teenage.Witch.S07E11.The.Lyin.the.Witch.and.the.Wardrobe.WEB-DL.DDP2.0.H.264-squalor_track3_[eng]

[ Moaning]

Whoa. Did you just sigh?

Or are you sitting
on an accordion?

I think I see a gray hair.

What? Where?

You know, I knew
this job would age me.

You know, i'’m two weeks away

from a blue rinse
and bunion pads.

The gray hair is on me.

Don'’t you think of
anyone besides yourself?

Of course I do.

Right now i'’m thinking

of Daniel bettingfield.

I'’m doing the
cover story on him

for this issue of
scorchmagazine.

Do you know what a
big responsibility this is?

Wow, you'’ve never
had a cover before

except for that phony
timemagazine one

you got at the county fair.

Hey, I learned to
ride a two-Wheeler.

I totally deserved
woman of the year.

Hey!

Sorry, i'’m in a rush.

The radio station'’s
general manager is in town.

Okay, this time, no matter
how good the toupee looks

do not ask if it'’s new.

Hey, I was doing him a favor.

There was a price
tag hanging off of it.

Sabrina... Will you open

my mail for me?

I sent my fashion portfolio

to laruemagazine

and I am too nervous
to read their response.

Look at all these stamps.

I Don'’t think they'’d spend
$3.97 on a rejection letter.

Yes! Goody, goody, goody.

Unless they'’re just
sending back your portfolio.

Baddy, baddy, baddy.

Hey, Morgan, those
are really good.

Okay, it says here
that they like your stuff.

They just want you to come back

when you'’ve had
more experience.

That'’s why I hate careers.

It was so much easier
getting experience with boys.

See you guys.

Seriously, Morgan, you'’re going

to find work soon... I know it.

Thanks. Okay, I feel better.

It is so great to have roommates

who think i'’m talented.

You are.

And beautiful.

Absolutely.

And smart.

Is that a gray hair on Salem?

Oh.

♪ Life'’s changing around me,
and i'’m gonna make it mine ♪

♪ i'’m reaching out and
living by my rules... ♪

♪ Time'’s moving way too fast ♪

♪ I wanna make it last...

♪ '’cause i'’m out
on my own now ♪

♪ and I like the way it feels.

[ Whistling]

What are you so happy about?

Well, let'’s see,
I got here early.

I found a great parking spot

and the guy in the coffee
stand didn'’t call me "peaches."

So it has nothing to do with
you getting the cover story.

Aw, are you upset about that?

Of course not.

Just, you know, doing a cover'’s

a big responsibility.

I should know.

I'’ve written too many to count.

Nine of the last 13.

Well, I got this cover.

Sabrina, you lost the cover.

What?!

Well, make that ten of 14

but Don'’t worry, i'’ll let
you proofread it, peaches.

Annie, Annie, you can'’t
take this story from me.

I already told my cat.

I'’m sorry, I just heard
from the designer.

He refuses to dress
Daniel bettingfield.

Why?! I Don'’t know.

Maybe he doesn'’t
like the British.

Who doesn'’t like the British?

Sure, they used to have a Navy
and attack people all the time

but now they just make tea
and jam and long, boring movies.

Sorry, no designer, no cover.

See, the problem
is, Boston'’s not really

known for its designers

except for the dude who
invented the tri-corner hat.

Wait, wait!

What about Morgan kavanaugh?

Who? Morgan kavanaugh.

She'’s my friend.

Well, in that case... no.

But you haven'’t even
seen her portfolio.

Maybe I shouldn'’t inhale
when I use that hair spray.

I just happen to have
Morgan'’s portfolio...

Right here.

I'’m telling you, she is
hot, hot, hot right now.

I mean, laruemagazine
just... contacted her.

It'’s not bad, but I
hate to give the cover

to someone i'’ve never heard of.

Come on, you never heard of me.

That'’s not your best argument.

Annie, i'’m telling
you, she is really good.

I guess I Don'’t have much
of a choice... i'’m desperate.

Oh, she'’s going to be
so happy to hear that.

Well, I might
edit it a little bit.

Salem, you'’re dying your hair?

I'’m just putting
in some low-lights.

Oh, I had no idea they
made a just for cats.

I had no idea how many
shades of black there were.

I finally went with
"ultimate goulet."

Hi, Sabrina.

Uh, what is going
on with the cat?

Oh, that... well, uh...

I am not going to color my
hair without practicing first.

Oh, great idea.

Later I think i'’ll try my new
home bikini waxer on him.

[ Gasps]

Listen, Morgan,
i'’ve got great news.

Oh, you found my briefcase.

Yeah, when I took it to work
by mistake... lucky for you.

Guess what Daniel bettingfield'’s
going to be wearing on the cover

of scorchmagazine.

Well, he'’s British
so... Oh, lederhosen.

No. He'’s wearing Morgan wear.

I showed Annie your
portfolio and got you the job.

You'’re kidding.

Annie really wants
me to style the cover?

Wants? She said it
herself... she is desperate.

Oh, my god, Sabrina,
thank you so much

for doing this for me.

What'’s going on?

Roxie, great news.

I am going to be styling

Daniel bettingfield for the
cover of scorchmagazine.

Good for you. At least things
are going well for you guys.

Oh, they really are. Thanks.

Hold it, Morgan.

Roxie, what happened?

My station manager
isn'’t happy with my show.

He'’s tired of girl talk.

Whoa, that'’s awful.

Here I get this great news

and then you come in
and just bring us down.

Morgan. Look...

It'’s not the end of the world.

You could just change
the format of your show.

You know, instead of girl talk

it could be... guy talk.

You know, like, uh...

[ Deep voice]: That'’s
a big one, Mark.

Yeah, you totally blew
that carburetor, Pete.

I thought people loved my show.

You guys like it, right?

Of course we do.

We listen to it every night.

Sure. But mostly with the sound
turned down so I can hear conan.

Don'’t listen to her.

We'’re huge fans.

What would you
have told that woman

that called last night
from framingham?

Oh. Well, I would have told her

to dump that loser.

Her husband just died.

Oh.

Well, then all the
more reason to let go.

Look, there'’s tons of things
you could do with the radio show.

I mean, you could do music...

But I want my show
to remain a place

where women can
express themselves.

Then you better get

some good-looking
guys on your show.

Why Don'’t you go wax the cat?

I Don'’t know.

Maybe I should think

about doing something else.

No, roxie, your show is great.

You know, but maybe
there'’s something

to that music idea.

You know, maybe you could mix

your message with live music.

Live music.

That'’s a great idea.

Thanks, Sabrina.

[ Cat screeches]

What was that?

The sound of a cat

who'’s going to
look good in a bikini.

Oh, i'’m sure Morgan

will be here any minute now.

You know, she'’s in
the fashion business

so she'’s fashionably late.

Any minute now.

I Don'’t like waiting.

Me neither.

I once dumped a girl
for making me wait.

After two hours

I just paid the minister

sent the guests home

and took the maid of
honor on a honeymoon.

Annie, you know

if you need it, you can
use mystory as the cover.

Whoa, back on your
tree limb, vulture.

This one isn'’t dead yet.

No, no, seriously,
i'’m doing that interview

with ozzie Osbourne tomorrow.

The only thing is, I
got to figure what time

uh-uh-uh o'’clock is.

If I know Morgan, she'’s just
taking a few extra seconds

to, you know, prepare herself
for a professional presentation.

[ Horns honking]

Hey, quit your honking.

We'’re not going anywhere.

[ Honking]

[ Phone rings]

Hello.

Morgan, you were
supposed to be here

20 minutes ago. Where are you?

Duh, shopping.

I wanted to look
good for this meeting.

Well, get here now.

I can'’t go any faster.

Oh, yes, you can.

Hello. This car goes fast.

Look, I can'’t wait any longer.

Carlos, run your story.

Wait, she'’s here.

Hi.

Am I late?

Whoa. Rad do.

Thanks.

Rad do to you, too.

Don'’t worry, she
won'’t be doing hair.

Okay. I have so many
great ideas for this cover.

I want to put
Daniel in something

that makes a bold statement.

You want something bold?

Try showing up on time.

That is so done.

Okay, I got to go get
started on this article.

You know, this cover is
a big break for me, too.

If I do well, Annie might
stop calling me "the temp."

Hey. Does Salem
look different to you?

[ Clearing throat]

No. He looks exactly the same.

Maybe he'’s facing
a different way.

Whathave you done?

I figured the dye job wasn'’t
enough to make me look younger

so for five bucks they
threw in a little collagen.

A little?

It looks like you made
out with a beehive.

Ugh.

Bwah?

Hey, roxie, if you Don'’t mind

i'’m going to borrow
your Daniel bettingfield cd.

Sure. Hey, do you have a minute?

I'’m working on a song
and i'’d like to run it by you.

Oh, well, okay.

♪ Boston ladies sing this song ♪

♪ do-dah, do-dah

♪ we get paid less
for the same job ♪

♪ and work all day...

You thought it was good?

Well, no, but...

So what do you think?

Oh, it'’s great.

Roxie

they say that everyone is

given a special gift.

If music is yours, I hope
you saved the receipt.

Oh, rox, Don'’t listen to her.

I mean, what does
she know about music?

She thought b-flat
was a bra size.

So you really like it?

Yeah, it'’s fantastic.

I wish I could
listen to the rest

but I got to go prepare
for this interview

but keep it up.

♪ Healthy people
Don'’t eat meat... ♪

All right, Daniel'’s
only going to give me

a little bit of time.

I have to boil this down
to the best 75 questions.

Now, do you think it'’s
possible to be over-prepared?

Ooh, good one. 76.

All right, I figured
we would set up

with the bakery
in the background.

That cool with you?

I see what you'’re going for.

Interesting light, kind
of a European feel?

No, there'’s an outlet there.

Hey, is Daniel here yet?

Yeah, he'’s in your
office with Morgan.

She'’s putting
together his look.

There is a naked rock star in
my office and i'’m not there?

I hate what i'’ve become.

Oh, Annie, by the way

I know this cover story is
an awesome opportunity

and I hope it will inspire you
to give me more responsibility.

Did you not hear me?

There is a naked
rock star in my office.

Ladies and gentlemen...

I present

Daniel bettingfield.

Well, what do you think?

Oh, my gosh, it'’s awful.

What do we do?

We do nothing.

You want more responsibility?

Fire your friend.

Listen, Morgan...

Did you see those people?

I stunned them.

Yeah.

I totally get

what you mean about Annie.

"I'’m too important
to give a compliment."

I mean

you think somebody is
maybe a little intimidated

by something called talent?

You know, you'’re right.

And that'’s probably why

she'’s insisting on
going a different way

with the cover.

Really?

Well, which way does
she want me to go?

Uh... that way?

What?

You lost the job, Morgan.

Annie doesn'’t want
to use your design.

Why not?!

I mean, that is a great look.

You liked it, right?

Me?

Well, I thought it was... great.

I mean, I told Annie she'’s
making a big mistake.

Maybe I should go talk to her.

No, no. You
know, it'’s pointless.

Once Annie makes her
decision, there'’s no swaying her.

I mean, she still holds
onto her enron stock.

What about Daniel?

I mean, doesn'’t he
have a say in any of this?

Freaking crazy chick.

Decked out like
a Vegas showgirl.

Oh, Daniel, where are you going?

To find a pub.

I need a pint to wash
down these feathers.

Daniel, please wait.

Morgan...

Who do you think you
are to judge my fashions?

Wait, first of all

let'’s not confuse
fashion with poultry, okay?

And second, it isn'’t just me.

Even Sabrina said
your outfit stunk.

You said that?

You told me you liked it.

Well... I...

Morgan!

I can'’t believe you told her

that to her face.

At least I had the decency
to trash her behind her back.

Daniel, I know this is the
tenth message I left you

but your voice mail only
gives me 15 seconds to talk

and I really want to do
the interview with you.

And I really did think
you look cute in the feath...

Ers. Feathers.

Okay, call me back.

My number is on the
second and third message.

Salem, what happened to you?

You get stuck in
a bicycle chain?

Nothing happened.

I'’m just being the
young, hip cat that I am.

Oh, speaking of
which, how is your hip?

Uh, I have my good
days and my bad days.

[ Door closes]

Morgan, wait. I can explain.

Oh, really? I wouldn'’t know

which of your two
faces to listen to.

What do you mean?

You told me that you liked my

design for Daniel bettingfield.

And you told Annie
that you Don'’t.

You told roxie

you liked her song

and you told me
that you didn'’t.

That makes you two-faced.

So you'’d better face it.

Twice.

I am not two-faced.

Yeah, right.

Salem, are you
talking to someone?

What are you
asking the geezer for?

He can'’t hear anything.

What the...?

Howdy.

What'’s going on?

You'’re a witch. You
should know about this.

If a witch denies the truth,
she'’s forced to confront it.

What? But I was just trying

to spare Morgan
and roxie'’s feelings.

That doesn'’t make me two-faced.

No, I make you two-faced.

Hey. Don'’t make
me come back there.

Morgan.

Open the door. I really
want to talk to you.

Well, I Don'’t
want to talk to you.

I like your design
for Daniel, I really do.

Please! That outfit
looked like something

the San Diego chicken
wore to the prom.

[ Cell phone rings]

Hello?

Oh, hi, Daniel.

Oh, Don'’t worry about
Morgan, she'’s a professional.

She completely understands.

Yeah, she'’s just sobbing

because the bathroom
light is so unflattering.

Uh, thanks for calling.

[ Muffled speech]

Really? That'’s great.

Okay, yeah, i'’ll meet
you back at the office.

I know, I know, five minutes
is all it'’s going to take.

Thank you. You are the best.

"You'’re the best."

If I ever sound that phony,
just run backwards into a wall.

Who'’s that?

Her name'’s frisky.

And believe me, she is.

Oh, Salem, come on.

A trophy kitty?

That'’s right.

And by the way,
Don'’t come a-knockin'’

if the trash can'’s a-rockin'’.

Got to go. Be sure
to catch my show.

Whoa, what'’s with the guitar?

Well, you came up with
that great idea for live music.

So I taught myself guitar.

I'’m going to sing my own songs.

Oh, dear god.

Uh, oh, you'’re going
to sing on the radio?

Thanks to you. You
probably saved my show.

You'’re a true friend.

Uh, roxie, wait.

[ Crunch]

Ow!

Hey. No biting!

Daniel, thanks so much for
coming back for this interview.

We'’ve got about five minutes.

I'’m going to a gig.

Oh, you'’re performing tonight?

Not me. It'’s a friend of mine.

He'’s got a one-man show.

And i'’ve seen him act.

It'’s going to be a
one-man audience, too.

So what are you
going to say to him?

Probably the same thing I say
every single time I see him act.

"Nigel, you'’re dreadful."

You'’d say that to him?

Yeah, he'’s my best friend.

What good would I be if
I didn'’t tell him the truth?

Not good at all.

So, the interview?

Actually, instead
of the interview

would you sing on my
friend'’s radio show?

Look, you Don'’t understand.

If you Don'’t sing, she'’s going
to sing one of her originals.

And the truth is, as a singer

she'’s a musical version
of your friend Nigel.

Horrible, huh?

Well, I wouldn'’t
say horrible...

I would.

So, will you do it?

Just Don'’t know if I have time.

Sure you do.

The radio station
is right upstairs.

[ Bell rings]

Come on.

Oh, uh, hey, Cole.

Can you still do
that cover story?

Really?

Yeah, I have more important
things to take care of.

Yeah, sure, i'’ll
give ozzy a call.

[ Bell dings]

You know, I could
swear that was a bakery.

Oh, and tomorrow
it'’ll be a butcher

and then a candlestick maker.

Hey, that'’s america.

[ Bell dings]

How long has that
elevator been there?

Oh, save the chitchat for
the beauty salon, ladies.

Now move along.

And then she stabbed
me in the back.

You would never
lie to me, would you?

No.

Look, Morgan, i'’m
really sorry about this.

But i'’m on the
air in 30 seconds.

Roxie, babe, you'’re
on in one minute.

You lied to me, too.

Morgan, we'’re all
friends. You, me, Sabrina.

Sabrina is not your friend,
my friend. Not like me.

I told you right up front
that your song sucks.

Okay, I know you
Don'’t get my song.

But Sabrina said she liked it.

And she'’s in the
music business.

I think I can trust her.

Roxie, Don'’t sing.
Your song sucks.

What?

I'’m sorry, I Don'’t want

to hurt your feelings.

But isn'’t it worse
if I lie to you?

Not at this point.
We'’re on the air.

Hey, we'’ve got a show to do.

If you girls want to fight

you can do it in my Van later.

I appreciate your honesty

but you'’ve ruined my show.

I promised my
listeners live music.

And they'’ll get it.

I brought Daniel
bettingfield with me.

Daniel!

Oh, my god.

You brought Daniel bettingfield.

And he doesn'’t have
a lot of time, so move.

And now, live from roxie'’s show

here'’s Daniel bettingfield.

Look, this is a
really nice gesture

but we still have
something to discuss.

Like, my song sucks.

Roxie, I only said I
liked your song at first

because I was trying
to be your friend.

But a true friend
wouldn'’t do that.

I want you to be my Nigel.

Okay, who'’s Nigel?

It'’s a long British story.

But the point is, if
we'’re going to be friends

then we have to be honest
with each other, right?

Right?

I guess you'’re right.

And, Morgan, I owe
you an apology, too.

Yes, you do.

There was nothing
wrong with Daniel'’s outfit.

It just takes a certain kind
of person to pull off feathers.

Yeah, a chicken plucker.

Look, Morgan, i'’m sorry. I
think you'’re a great designer.

But I should'’ve
been up front with you.

Daniel'’s outfit was awful.

Whew, you know, it
feels good to be honest.

Well, as long as
we'’re being honest.

You know, that carrot
cake you made last week

that roxie and I
were raving about?

Stink-o.

Great. Good.

And your pecan sandies?

They taste like you actually
make them with sand.

Okay. I'’m glad you told me.

I see what you'’re saying.

In the long run, being honest

is going to make our
friendship stronger.

And, Sabrina, sometimes...

You go a little
heavy on the eyeliner.

Oh, and that blue
shirt with the silver...

Okay, enough.

Friends Don'’t let
friends get too friendly.

Hey. Where'’s frisky?

Uh, she was just using me.

Typical gold digger.

She wanted a Tiffany collar.

She would only eat
out of the best bowls.

Well, you know, with
that age difference

it'’s just a matter of a time

before you'’re sleeping
on separate windowsills

each in your own
ray of sunlight.

Hey, I Don'’t need a
little sex kitten around

to make me feel young.

Good for you.

You want to watch some TV?

What, are you crazy? It'’s 8:30.

I'’m going to bed.

Night, pops.