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[ TV playing]
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Touch that remote and i'’ll
use you for a scratching post!
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Are you threatening me, cat?
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Sounds like it, kinkle.
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[ Both grunting]
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[ Gasping]
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[ Grunting]
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[ Both grunting]
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Sweet victory!
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No one...
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No one is taking
this away from me.
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Thanks, Harvey.
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Hurry up, it'’s time
for national superstars!
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Coming through
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national superstars
is about to start.
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Did I miss anything?
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[ All sighing]
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[ Theme song plays]
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Does it matter that I
was just watching TV?
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Were you going to
watch national superstars?
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No.
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Then it doesn'’t
matter. This is the finale.
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Clay'’s going to
sing against Tanya.
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Ooh, I wouldn'’t mind
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making a little
dreidle out of Clay.
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You know, I just love watching
someone'’s dreams coming true
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right before our eyes.
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I love the public humiliation.
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I love the fashion horror show.
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♪ Life'’s changing around me,
and i'’m gonna make it mine ♪
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♪ i'’m reaching out and
living by my rules... ♪
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♪ Time'’s moving way too fast ♪
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♪ I wanna make it last...
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♪ '’cause i'’m out
on my own now ♪
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♪ and I like the way it feels.
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That'’s it? Nobody
has a story idea?
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Well, Annie, it'’s been
kind of a slow week.
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No rappers got arrested
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no movie stars
were hospitalized...
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For "exhaustion."
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Come on... a new
trend, a new band...
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There must be a
story we haven'’t done.
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Okay
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last night on
national superstars...
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Which I only watch because
my roommates made me...
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They announced that they'’re
going to do their next show
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in Boston... I mean, maybe
we could do a story on that.
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That show was so lame.
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[ All agreeing]
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Seriously, I cannot believe
people watch that junk.
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There'’s no way Clay
should have won, okay?
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Tanya was so much better.
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Tanya is hot...
Rosie o'’donell hot.
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Okay, you all have to
got to get a life, okay?
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Clay rocks.
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Okay, great story idea.
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Can'’t do it.
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Absolutely no reporters allowed.
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Well, what if I hide my
little hat that says "press"?
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No reporters allowed?
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What'’s the big deal?
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It'’s not like it'’s
a crime scene.
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Well, except when Tanya
murdered "my heart will go on."
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Great story idea.
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Between you and me,
it'’s been a dream of mine
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to be on national superstars.
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I sing the hell out
of lady marmalade.
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That'’s it.
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I'’ll enter undercover
as a contestant.
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That way, there'’s
nothing stopping me
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from getting a great story.
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Well, except abject fear.
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Well, you probably
wouldn'’t be so afraid
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if you had a partner in crime.
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I see where you'’re
going, Leonard.
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Yeah, you know what,
i'’ll call roxie and Morgan
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and see if they want
to do it with me. Yeah!
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They'’ll get a kick out of it
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and i'’ll have two more
contestants to interview.
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Thanks, Leonard.
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Fine. You can have my dream
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but you'’re not
getting my costume.
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♪ Almost paradise
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♪ we'’re knocking
on heaven'’s door ♪
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♪ almost paradise
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♪ how could we ask for more?
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As we prepare for our
national superstarsaudition
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the air is full of
tension, excitement
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and cheap hair spray.
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Not to mention people
who aren'’t reporters
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talking into their hand.
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I know we'’re kind of being used
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to further your career
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but this is the best way I
have been used in years.
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Yeah...
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Thanks for forcing
us to do this.
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No problem.
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You know, it really means
a lot to have you guys here.
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I Don'’t think I
could do this alone.
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You really are the
best pals a gal ever had.
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That'’s our name: Gal palz.
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But with a "z."
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Okay, as long as I Don'’t have
to change my name to zabrina.
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I know we'’re not here to win...
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But that guy'’s really good.
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He'’s all right
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you know, if you like
rhythm and perfect pitch.
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But does his name
have a "z" in it?
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Thank you, Zeke. Thank you.
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All these people
are really good.
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Usually there'’s at
least one act that stinks.
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Uh-oh.
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I didn'’t really
think this through.
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If we sing, people are
going to be celebrating
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our public humiliation.
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And i'’ve never won a contest
where I wasn'’t wearing a bikini.
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I got a lot of flack
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from the other kids in
the spelling bee for that.
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Guy, guys, wait, wait.
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You can'’t back out now.
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I'’m so nervous.
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I think my throat'’s closing up.
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I got to get out of here.
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Me, too.
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Oh, nothing'’s ever easy.
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We'’re next to sing,
no time to debate
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so make magic lozenges
so our voices sound great.
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Wow, "aunt Lorraine'’s
talent lozenges.
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Now with 25% more talent."
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Guys, wait, look, win or lose
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it'’ll be fun if we
do it together.
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You know, you just
have preaudition jitters.
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Why Don'’t we all relax
and take a lozenge.
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I Don'’t think a
simple lozenge...
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[ With sultry voice]:
Whoa, this does feel good.
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Is this honey lemon?
Because I Don'’t really...
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Oh, eat it.
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[ Applause]
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And now, welcome
our next contestants
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to the national
superstars auditions.
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Gal palz.
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[ Applause]
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Ladies?
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♪ No, you'’re
never gonna get it ♪
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♪ ow
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♪ never ever gonna get it
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♪ no, not this time
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♪ no, you'’re
never gonna get it ♪
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♪ my love
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♪ never ever gonna get it
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♪ ah, ah, ah
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♪ so maybe next time you'’ll
give your woman a little respect ♪
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♪ so you won'’t be
hearin'’ her say "no way" ♪
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♪ no, you'’re
never gonna get it ♪
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♪ sweet lovin'’ ♪
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♪ never ever gonna get it
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♪ sweet lovin'’ ♪
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♪ no, you'’re
never gonna get it ♪
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♪ my lovin'’ ♪
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♪ never ever gonna get it
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♪ ooh... bop!
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[ Cheering and applause]
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Fantastic.
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Nice job.
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We'’re going to
take a quick break.
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We'’ll be right back after this.
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Good job.
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Is it me, or do we
actually sound decent?
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Decent? We rocked.
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Wow, you guys sounded amazing.
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Which is weird because
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i'’ve heard the three
of you sing in the car
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and to be honest, I thought
it was engine trouble.
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Well, we practiced
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and you know, this place
has really good acoustics.
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Plus, we may have taken
some magic lozenges.
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So you really thought
we were good?
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Magic lozenges?
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Well, it was an emergency.
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You know, roxie and Morgan
were going to bail on me
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and I wouldn'’t have an article.
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Plus, I did have
a little tickle.
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Here, have '’em.
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See, all through, no harm done.
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Sabrina, we'’re in!
We'’re semifinalists!
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What?!
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They just announced it. Come on.
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This wasn'’t supposed to happen.
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I have what I
need for my article.
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How'’s my hair?
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"Warning: Excess
exposure to limelight
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may have adverse effects."
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Adverse effects?
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Thank you, thank you.
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Without you people,
we'’re nothing.
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No, without these,
you'’re nothing.
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Can you believe that we have
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hair and makeup
appointments at 10:00.
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I didn'’t even call
until last night.
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Well, being famous
means no waiting.
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You know, it'’s too bad
none of us needs a kidney.
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Hey, did you guys know
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there'’s someone going
through your trash?
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Well, Harvey, we
are kind of famous.
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I mean, everybody wants
their gal palz souvenirs.
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Everything we
touch turns to money.
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Hurry up. We'’re
going to be late.
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Aren'’t you guys going to work?
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I'’m taking a leave of absence.
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They were very understanding.
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Of course, when our
record hits number one
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i'’ll blow off that dead-end job
like a double-wide in Kansas.
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And if I had a job to
quit, i'’d blow it off, too.
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Ooh...
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Get job... quit.
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And this is my job, remember?
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I'’m doing a story here.
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This isn'’t about the
fame or the glory...
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[ Horn honking]
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Limo'’s here. Got to go.
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Hey, wait, wait.
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We need to talk about you
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and these lozenges and
this little warning label.
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Look, just leave any of you
concerns on my machine, okay?
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Why are you just sitting there?
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Can'’t you see that
something'’s wrong?
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All I see is a couple of girls
enjoying their moment in the sun.
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And it being rained on
by some Harvey downer.
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Well, I guess a little fame
isn'’t such a bad thing.
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Gives them a little boost...
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A little thrill.
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It gives us a lot of cash.
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Now, i'’ll hop on eBay...
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You go cut their sheets
into one-inch squares.
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♪ No, you'’re
never gonna get it ♪
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♪ ow
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♪ never ever gonna get it
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♪ no, not this time
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♪ no, you'’re
never gonna get it ♪
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♪ my love
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♪ never ever gonna get it
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♪ ah, ah, ah
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♪ so maybe next time you'’ll
give your woman a little respect ♪
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♪ so you won'’t be
hearin'’ her say "no way" ♪
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♪ no, you'’re
never gonna get it ♪
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♪ sweet lovin'’ ♪
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♪ never ever gonna get it
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♪ sweet lovin'’ ♪
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♪ no, you'’re
never gonna get it ♪
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♪ my lovin'’ ♪
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♪ never ever gonna get it
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♪ ooh... bop
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♪ no, you'’re
never gonna get it ♪
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♪ ow
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♪ never ever gonna get it
256
00:09:23,379 --> 00:09:24,620
♪ no, not this time
257
00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:25,803
♪ no, you'’re
never gonna get it ♪
258
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♪ my love
259
00:09:26,827 --> 00:09:28,275
♪ never ever gonna get it
260
00:09:28,344 --> 00:09:30,275
♪ ah, ah, ah
261
00:09:30,344 --> 00:09:34,413
♪ so maybe next time you'’ll
give your woman a little respect ♪
262
00:09:34,482 --> 00:09:39,068
♪ so you won'’t be
hearin'’ her say "no way" ♪
263
00:09:39,137 --> 00:09:40,389
♪ no, you'’re
never gonna get it ♪
264
00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:41,689
♪ sweet lovin'’ ♪
265
00:09:41,758 --> 00:09:42,896
♪ never ever gonna get it
266
00:09:42,965 --> 00:09:44,034
♪ sweet lovin'’ ♪
267
00:09:44,103 --> 00:09:45,423
♪ no, you'’re
never gonna get it ♪
268
00:09:45,482 --> 00:09:46,655
♪ my lovin'’ ♪
269
00:09:46,724 --> 00:09:47,758
♪ never ever gonna get it
270
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♪ ooh... bop!
271
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And now the
moment all of america
272
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including Puerto Rico and
Guam has been waiting for.
273
00:09:57,034 --> 00:09:59,931
Who will be the two
national superstarfinalists?
274
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,000
For some, the
dream will end here.
275
00:10:02,068 --> 00:10:04,758
Morgan, you want to
explain that little shimmy
276
00:10:04,827 --> 00:10:06,758
you did at the end
of our number?
277
00:10:06,827 --> 00:10:07,827
Yeah, what was that?
278
00:10:07,862 --> 00:10:09,586
It looked like Tina
Turner having a seizure.
279
00:10:09,655 --> 00:10:10,803
And, roxie, what was with you
280
00:10:10,827 --> 00:10:12,507
standing in front of
me during my close-up?
281
00:10:12,551 --> 00:10:13,793
She had to.
282
00:10:13,862 --> 00:10:15,902
We thought you were going
to French-kiss the camera.
283
00:10:15,965 --> 00:10:18,758
Here it is.
284
00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:22,482
Our national
superstar finalists are...
285
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[ Drumroll]
286
00:10:24,034 --> 00:10:26,896
Zeke Tyler!
287
00:10:26,965 --> 00:10:28,482
Oh, please.
288
00:10:28,551 --> 00:10:29,551
Pity vote.
289
00:10:29,620 --> 00:10:31,379
It'’s all about his hair.
290
00:10:31,448 --> 00:10:35,275
And our other finalist is...
291
00:10:35,344 --> 00:10:37,034
[ Drumroll]
292
00:10:37,103 --> 00:10:41,344
or should I say, are...
293
00:10:41,413 --> 00:10:42,482
Gal palz!
294
00:10:42,551 --> 00:10:45,689
[ Cheering and applause]
295
00:10:45,758 --> 00:10:47,620
Ladies, congratulations.
296
00:10:47,689 --> 00:10:49,448
We all know you'’re good friends
297
00:10:49,517 --> 00:10:53,137
but did you ever dream you
would make it this far as singers?
298
00:10:53,206 --> 00:10:55,172
No, actually, I
just want to say...
299
00:10:55,241 --> 00:10:56,586
Not in a million years.
300
00:10:56,655 --> 00:10:58,448
Not unless it was as a solo act.
301
00:10:59,896 --> 00:11:01,827
Which might happen
sooner than you think.
302
00:11:01,896 --> 00:11:03,827
I always believed I
would make it in music
303
00:11:03,896 --> 00:11:06,620
if I could just find the right
singers to back up my voice.
304
00:11:06,689 --> 00:11:09,379
Hello? They might want to
hear what the blonde has to say.
305
00:11:09,448 --> 00:11:12,241
After all, I am the one who
started this whole singing group.
306
00:11:12,310 --> 00:11:15,517
Well, let the blonde say what
she wants. She always does.
307
00:11:15,586 --> 00:11:17,448
Yes, you always do.
308
00:11:17,517 --> 00:11:19,689
Even though,
based on our fan mail
309
00:11:19,758 --> 00:11:23,206
people seem to be a bit
more interested in the redhead
310
00:11:23,275 --> 00:11:25,068
than they are in the blonde.
311
00:11:25,137 --> 00:11:26,068
Hey! Hey! Hey!
312
00:11:26,137 --> 00:11:27,758
Don'’t walk away from me.
313
00:11:27,827 --> 00:11:29,724
You can'’t do this without me.
314
00:11:29,793 --> 00:11:30,896
I picked the songs.
315
00:11:30,965 --> 00:11:31,965
I arranged them.
316
00:11:32,034 --> 00:11:34,000
And I drove.
317
00:11:38,689 --> 00:11:40,965
Salem [ Over P.A.]: And
to the right is the couch
318
00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:43,137
where the gal palz kick
back and watch the tube
319
00:11:43,206 --> 00:11:45,000
as they sip their
favorite libation:
320
00:11:45,068 --> 00:11:46,068
Strawberry smoothies...
321
00:11:46,137 --> 00:11:47,758
Available in the
kitchen for $3.95.
322
00:11:47,827 --> 00:11:48,827
What is all the racket?
323
00:11:48,896 --> 00:11:50,517
I mean, can'’t someone
get a little peace
324
00:11:50,586 --> 00:11:51,517
and quiet around here
325
00:11:51,586 --> 00:11:53,206
while they recharge
their creative...?
326
00:11:53,275 --> 00:11:54,827
Oh, for the love
of crying out loud.
327
00:11:54,896 --> 00:11:56,907
I'’m sorry. The help entrance
is through the back door
328
00:11:56,931 --> 00:11:58,251
and if you need to
use the bathroom
329
00:11:58,275 --> 00:11:59,700
there'’s a chevron
around the corner.
330
00:11:59,724 --> 00:12:02,931
Salem: And there'’s some
of that sassy Sabrina spirit
331
00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,517
we'’ve all come to love.
332
00:12:07,482 --> 00:12:09,241
Salem, what are you doing?
333
00:12:09,310 --> 00:12:12,206
Cashing in, your divaness.
334
00:12:12,275 --> 00:12:15,586
These people aren'’t the
help, they'’re paying customers
335
00:12:15,655 --> 00:12:17,758
tourists, your fans.
336
00:12:19,137 --> 00:12:20,172
The little people.
337
00:12:20,241 --> 00:12:22,379
Oh, thank you all
so much for coming.
338
00:12:22,448 --> 00:12:23,758
I love all of you like family.
339
00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:25,310
Now please exit
through the kitchen
340
00:12:25,379 --> 00:12:27,034
and try not to touch
anything. Bye-bye.
341
00:12:27,103 --> 00:12:28,517
I'’m glad I could make your day.
342
00:12:28,586 --> 00:12:31,827
Oh, who am I kidding? Your life!
343
00:12:31,896 --> 00:12:34,034
Oh, and where do you
two think you'’re going?
344
00:12:34,103 --> 00:12:37,103
If you think that i'’m spending
one more minute in this house
345
00:12:37,172 --> 00:12:40,034
after you scene-stealing
tantrum last night, think again.
346
00:12:40,103 --> 00:12:43,965
I am not the wind
beneath your wings.
347
00:12:44,034 --> 00:12:45,154
I'’m a star in my own right.
348
00:12:46,931 --> 00:12:48,034
In your own mind.
349
00:12:49,379 --> 00:12:52,517
This whole suburban,
granny'’s-house thing
350
00:12:52,586 --> 00:12:54,172
is so not roxie king.
351
00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:56,896
It'’s frumpy, it'’s
dated, it'’s drab.
352
00:12:56,965 --> 00:12:58,551
But it works for you. Ciao.
353
00:12:58,620 --> 00:13:00,655
Fine. You know what?
354
00:13:00,724 --> 00:13:02,275
You two just saved
me the trouble
355
00:13:02,344 --> 00:13:04,103
of having to throw
the two of you out.
356
00:13:04,172 --> 00:13:05,448
Thanks for getting the door.
357
00:13:05,517 --> 00:13:07,034
It'’s in your future.
Get used to it.
358
00:13:08,379 --> 00:13:10,413
I'’m off to my photo
shoot at scorch.
359
00:13:10,482 --> 00:13:11,413
[ Horn beeping]
360
00:13:11,482 --> 00:13:12,965
Oh, look, there'’s my limo now.
361
00:13:13,034 --> 00:13:14,172
What do you mean, your limo?
362
00:13:14,241 --> 00:13:15,931
And what do you
mean, your photo shoot?
363
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,068
Oh, it'’s the black limo.
364
00:13:18,137 --> 00:13:21,344
You take it, roxie.
It'’s more slimming.
365
00:13:21,413 --> 00:13:23,551
Hmph!
366
00:13:23,620 --> 00:13:24,655
I want a limo.
367
00:13:24,724 --> 00:13:26,379
Hey, what'’s going on?
368
00:13:26,448 --> 00:13:28,896
I had to pay $15 to get in here.
369
00:13:28,965 --> 00:13:30,413
Salem: For an extra five
370
00:13:30,482 --> 00:13:33,206
you can see the car
and rub the cat'’s tummy.
371
00:13:33,275 --> 00:13:34,206
Can it, Salem!
372
00:13:34,275 --> 00:13:35,655
I have to talk to you.
373
00:13:35,724 --> 00:13:37,655
I tried to catch you last night
374
00:13:37,724 --> 00:13:40,103
but I couldn'’t keep
up with your limo.
375
00:13:40,172 --> 00:13:41,827
Oh, was that you
banging on the trunk?
376
00:13:41,896 --> 00:13:43,379
Look, Harvey, I
have no time, okay?
377
00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:44,551
I have to volumize my hair
378
00:13:44,620 --> 00:13:46,275
and launch a solo
career before lunch.
379
00:13:46,344 --> 00:13:48,344
Like I eat lunch anymore.
380
00:13:48,413 --> 00:13:50,413
Will you quit the diva act
381
00:13:50,482 --> 00:13:52,310
for two seconds and listen?
382
00:13:52,379 --> 00:13:56,103
Look, on the lozenge box,
it says "exposure to limelight
383
00:13:56,172 --> 00:13:57,931
may have adverse effects."
384
00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,000
What? It'’s not like
385
00:13:59,034 --> 00:14:00,827
i'’m going to be operating
heavy machinery.
386
00:14:00,896 --> 00:14:01,896
Don'’t you get it?
387
00:14:01,931 --> 00:14:03,517
These areadverse effects.
388
00:14:03,586 --> 00:14:05,413
All this fame is making you act
389
00:14:05,482 --> 00:14:07,724
like some kind
egotistical movie star.
390
00:14:07,793 --> 00:14:09,034
Really? Which one?
391
00:14:09,103 --> 00:14:11,068
'’cause I get Meg Ryan a lot.
392
00:14:11,137 --> 00:14:12,551
I didn'’t want to
have to do this
393
00:14:12,620 --> 00:14:13,862
but you leave me no choice.
394
00:14:16,206 --> 00:14:18,103
This is last night'’s show.
395
00:14:18,172 --> 00:14:19,482
Don'’t walk away from me!
396
00:14:19,551 --> 00:14:21,137
You can'’t do this without me!
397
00:14:21,206 --> 00:14:22,862
I pick the songs! I arrange...
398
00:14:22,931 --> 00:14:25,551
Oh, my gosh. I was so ugly.
399
00:14:25,620 --> 00:14:28,862
You really did
look like a witch.
400
00:14:28,931 --> 00:14:30,448
I am out of control.
401
00:14:30,517 --> 00:14:34,586
Did I really call roxie and
Morgan "no talent hacks"?
402
00:14:34,655 --> 00:14:36,000
If only you'’d been that nice.
403
00:14:36,068 --> 00:14:37,310
Maybe I need
404
00:14:37,379 --> 00:14:40,103
to check you into some
kind of diva detox center.
405
00:14:40,172 --> 00:14:42,379
No, no, no. Now that I
know what'’s going on
406
00:14:42,448 --> 00:14:43,448
I can handle it.
407
00:14:43,482 --> 00:14:45,482
I just have to stay
out of the limelight
408
00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:47,586
and pull roxie and
Morgan out of it, too
409
00:14:47,655 --> 00:14:49,931
before it completely
destroys our friendship.
410
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,068
Come on. I'’ll drive.
411
00:14:52,379 --> 00:14:54,206
There can'’t always be a limo.
412
00:14:54,275 --> 00:14:56,482
You'’re right. You'’re right.
413
00:14:56,551 --> 00:15:00,413
But i'’m riding in the back
and you'’re wearing the hat.
414
00:15:02,758 --> 00:15:05,517
So how do you rate your
competition in the finals?
415
00:15:05,586 --> 00:15:08,344
Oh, please. Roxie
has two left feet
416
00:15:08,413 --> 00:15:11,103
and Sabrina you'’d
think had three.
417
00:15:11,172 --> 00:15:13,068
I meant the other finalists.
418
00:15:14,586 --> 00:15:16,413
All right, roxie, I think
we'’re about done.
419
00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:18,758
Done? We haven'’t even started.
420
00:15:18,827 --> 00:15:22,241
We'’ve only shot "coy
roxie" and "pouty roxie."
421
00:15:22,310 --> 00:15:25,103
My fans deserve to
see "serious roxie"
422
00:15:25,172 --> 00:15:26,586
and "sporty roxie."
423
00:15:28,448 --> 00:15:31,724
I got a roxie i'’d like to
show '’em: "Autopsy roxie."
424
00:15:34,379 --> 00:15:36,689
Ah, finally, the last of
our divas has arrived.
425
00:15:36,758 --> 00:15:39,310
I'’m assuming you want your
own hair and makeup people
426
00:15:39,379 --> 00:15:40,310
and bottled water.
427
00:15:40,379 --> 00:15:42,034
No, no, no. It'’s
just me, Sabrina.
428
00:15:42,103 --> 00:15:43,034
Lowly little Sabrina.
429
00:15:43,103 --> 00:15:44,413
I just came to
talk to my friends
430
00:15:44,482 --> 00:15:45,413
and get out of here.
431
00:15:45,482 --> 00:15:46,862
Morgan, come on. We'’re leaving.
432
00:15:46,931 --> 00:15:48,862
First of all, I am not
even talking to you.
433
00:15:48,931 --> 00:15:49,931
And second of all
434
00:15:49,965 --> 00:15:51,965
everything has to be
booked through my manager.
435
00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:55,172
And third of all, my manager
isn'’t talking to you, either.
436
00:15:55,241 --> 00:15:56,241
Morgan, listen to me.
437
00:15:56,310 --> 00:15:58,206
We'’ve got to get
out of the limelight.
438
00:15:58,275 --> 00:16:00,137
It'’s destroying us
and our friendship.
439
00:16:00,206 --> 00:16:02,241
I mean, who cares
about fame and fortune
440
00:16:02,310 --> 00:16:03,862
our faces pasted on billboards?
441
00:16:03,931 --> 00:16:06,379
Uh, let me see... I do.
442
00:16:06,448 --> 00:16:07,344
Excuse me.
443
00:16:07,413 --> 00:16:08,172
Can I take a couple
444
00:16:08,241 --> 00:16:09,275
of pictures of you guys?
445
00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:12,000
No, no, no. No pictures,
no flashes, no fawning.
446
00:16:12,068 --> 00:16:14,827
Not until I finish my makeup.
447
00:16:14,896 --> 00:16:16,517
Oh, no, what'’s happening?
448
00:16:16,586 --> 00:16:20,793
Must resist the limelight. Stop!
And you have to, too, Morgan.
449
00:16:20,862 --> 00:16:22,689
Right, i'’ve never
resisted anything.
450
00:16:22,758 --> 00:16:24,000
Click away, shutterbug.
451
00:16:24,068 --> 00:16:25,551
Are you taking
photos without me?
452
00:16:25,620 --> 00:16:26,655
I know what'’s going on.
453
00:16:26,724 --> 00:16:28,655
You'’re trying to force
me out of the group.
454
00:16:28,724 --> 00:16:29,724
No, no, no. I'’m trying
455
00:16:29,758 --> 00:16:31,137
to force you guys out the door.
456
00:16:31,206 --> 00:16:33,068
Okay, all this fame
has gone to our heads
457
00:16:33,137 --> 00:16:34,758
and we'’ve become
awful, ugly people.
458
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,586
Speak for yourself, spellman.
459
00:16:36,655 --> 00:16:38,275
My photos turned out great.
460
00:16:38,344 --> 00:16:40,320
Guys, if you remember
anything about our friendship
461
00:16:40,344 --> 00:16:41,275
you'’ll remember that...
462
00:16:41,344 --> 00:16:44,551
I'’m the one who
started this group.
463
00:16:44,620 --> 00:16:47,034
No, must protect my friends.
464
00:16:47,103 --> 00:16:50,482
Friends are fleeting.
Fans are forever.
465
00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:52,068
No, no. Must stop.
466
00:16:52,137 --> 00:16:53,896
Must be real person.
467
00:16:53,965 --> 00:16:56,517
As soon as I finish this roll.
468
00:16:56,586 --> 00:16:59,137
Love me. Love me. Love me.
469
00:16:59,206 --> 00:17:02,068
Sorry, Sabrina, I
finally found a parking...
470
00:17:02,137 --> 00:17:03,137
Oh, no!
471
00:17:03,206 --> 00:17:05,310
All right, we got to
get you out of here.
472
00:17:05,379 --> 00:17:07,034
Apparently,
you'’re not as strong
473
00:17:07,103 --> 00:17:08,310
as you thought you were.
474
00:17:08,379 --> 00:17:09,379
[ Groans]
475
00:17:09,448 --> 00:17:12,103
Neither am I.
476
00:17:12,172 --> 00:17:13,482
What am I going to do?
477
00:17:13,551 --> 00:17:16,206
I can'’t spend the rest of
my life locked in this house.
478
00:17:16,275 --> 00:17:18,448
For one thing, we'’re
almost out of fudgesicles.
479
00:17:18,517 --> 00:17:20,758
It'’s hard to believe
that something billed
480
00:17:20,827 --> 00:17:22,034
as cool and refreshing
481
00:17:22,103 --> 00:17:23,724
could be so dark
and destructive.
482
00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:24,976
Well, you can throw those away.
483
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,172
They'’re the reason I
got into this whole mess.
484
00:17:27,241 --> 00:17:29,482
I want to give aunt
Lorraine a piece of my...
485
00:17:29,551 --> 00:17:30,793
Wait a minute! That'’s it!
486
00:17:30,862 --> 00:17:34,103
I got to get to the
source of my problem.
487
00:17:34,172 --> 00:17:38,068
Aunt Lorraine, when
your throat'’s a pain.
488
00:17:38,137 --> 00:17:39,137
Listen, Lorraine
489
00:17:39,172 --> 00:17:41,206
i'’ve had a real problem
with your lozenges.
490
00:17:41,275 --> 00:17:44,827
Whatever your problem is,
there was a warning label.
491
00:17:44,896 --> 00:17:46,034
Here'’s a warning:
492
00:17:46,103 --> 00:17:48,517
If you Don'’t help me,
i'’ll twist your bun off!
493
00:17:48,586 --> 00:17:52,724
Hey, you'’re
Sabrina from gal palz!
494
00:17:52,793 --> 00:17:56,758
Listen, the guys in marketing
say i'’m scaring off the kids.
495
00:17:56,827 --> 00:17:59,931
How would you like to
be our new spokesperson?
496
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:03,172
Me? Well, I have always
wanted to do endorsements
497
00:18:03,241 --> 00:18:05,241
and then, of course, directing.
498
00:18:05,310 --> 00:18:06,310
Diva alert.
499
00:18:06,344 --> 00:18:07,275
Thanks.
500
00:18:07,344 --> 00:18:09,310
Look, raspy, just
give me the antidote
501
00:18:09,379 --> 00:18:11,068
that will make this all go away.
502
00:18:11,137 --> 00:18:14,000
Sorry, kid. I just
gave you a little talent.
503
00:18:14,068 --> 00:18:17,586
The media and the public
made you what you are today.
504
00:18:17,655 --> 00:18:20,586
Bitter, hateful, self-centered.
505
00:18:20,655 --> 00:18:21,941
We know what the
problem is, Harvey.
506
00:18:21,965 --> 00:18:24,620
And only they can tear you down.
507
00:18:25,965 --> 00:18:28,068
What did she mean
by "tear you down"?
508
00:18:28,137 --> 00:18:29,172
Who knows?
509
00:18:29,241 --> 00:18:31,793
She probably meant that
society loves to build people up
510
00:18:31,862 --> 00:18:33,000
and then tear them down.
511
00:18:33,068 --> 00:18:35,620
That'’s it! We just
need to be torn down.
512
00:18:35,689 --> 00:18:37,620
Okay.
513
00:18:37,689 --> 00:18:41,000
Gal palz needs a scandal.
514
00:18:43,655 --> 00:18:46,827
Zeke Tyler. Zeke, well done.
515
00:18:46,896 --> 00:18:50,172
And now let'’s welcome
our last finalists...
516
00:18:50,241 --> 00:18:52,172
Gal palz.
517
00:18:52,241 --> 00:18:54,551
[ Applause]
518
00:18:58,275 --> 00:19:00,310
Ladies, this is it.
519
00:19:00,379 --> 00:19:02,000
This is your big...
520
00:19:03,758 --> 00:19:07,000
Has someone come down with
a sudden case of stage fright?
521
00:19:07,068 --> 00:19:10,344
Nope. I'’d just rather stay
over here, out of the limelight.
522
00:19:10,413 --> 00:19:11,931
Out of the limelight?
523
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,000
This is what it'’s all about.
524
00:19:14,068 --> 00:19:15,793
What is wrong with you?
525
00:19:15,862 --> 00:19:17,965
Colin, I have to come clean.
526
00:19:18,034 --> 00:19:20,482
I broke the rules
of this contest.
527
00:19:20,551 --> 00:19:23,103
I'’m a reporter for
scorchmagazine.
528
00:19:23,172 --> 00:19:25,620
[ Audience gasps]
529
00:19:25,689 --> 00:19:27,931
I posed as a
contestant to get a story
530
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,965
and I dragged
my friends into it.
531
00:19:30,034 --> 00:19:31,034
I'’m really sorry.
532
00:19:33,827 --> 00:19:35,241
Well, i'’m sorry
533
00:19:35,310 --> 00:19:39,551
because that means
gal palz is disqualified.
534
00:19:39,620 --> 00:19:42,793
[ Audience murmuring]
535
00:19:42,862 --> 00:19:46,586
Which means the
winner is Zeke Tyler.
536
00:19:46,655 --> 00:19:47,896
Come on up here, Zeke.
537
00:19:56,724 --> 00:19:57,793
How could you?
538
00:19:57,862 --> 00:19:59,724
You'’ve ruined everything.
539
00:19:59,793 --> 00:20:01,448
I didn'’t ruin everything.
540
00:20:01,517 --> 00:20:03,793
I saved something...
Our friendship.
541
00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:07,517
Look, I had to destroy
gal palz with a "z"
542
00:20:07,586 --> 00:20:09,931
so that girlfriends with
an "s" could survive.
543
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:13,000
Oh, my god. It'’s really over.
544
00:20:14,137 --> 00:20:16,206
It'’s like we Don'’t
matter anymore.
545
00:20:16,275 --> 00:20:18,655
But you guys matter to me.
546
00:20:18,724 --> 00:20:19,724
And believe me
547
00:20:19,793 --> 00:20:22,448
there was a time when
I completely forgot that.
548
00:20:22,517 --> 00:20:25,137
You know, I got so
wrapped up in my solo act
549
00:20:25,206 --> 00:20:27,034
my acting career, my fragrance.
550
00:20:27,103 --> 00:20:28,448
I'’m getting off track.
551
00:20:28,517 --> 00:20:31,068
I'’m not saying it'’s
bad to be a nobody.
552
00:20:31,137 --> 00:20:34,620
It actually feels kind of
good to be a normal person.
553
00:20:34,689 --> 00:20:37,482
Oh, roxie, you'’ll
never be normal.
554
00:20:38,793 --> 00:20:40,068
So you guys are okay with this?
555
00:20:40,137 --> 00:20:42,068
Just going back to
being three regular girls
556
00:20:42,137 --> 00:20:43,931
living in a granny'’s
house in the suburbs
557
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,551
no limos, no adoring
fans, no perks?
558
00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:46,860
Except for the best one of all.
559
00:20:47,724 --> 00:20:51,000
Morgan, you okay with this?
560
00:20:51,068 --> 00:20:52,620
Yeah.
561
00:20:52,689 --> 00:20:56,068
Is the "no limos"
part negotiable?
562
00:21:02,896 --> 00:21:05,137
Oh, susanne is definitely
going to get the Rose.
563
00:21:05,206 --> 00:21:06,517
No way. Chad is so over her.
564
00:21:06,586 --> 00:21:08,000
He'’s giving the Rose to Cindy.
565
00:21:08,068 --> 00:21:09,628
No, no, no. He'’s
giving Cindy the boot.
566
00:21:09,655 --> 00:21:10,734
It'’s going to be Jennifer.
567
00:21:10,758 --> 00:21:12,000
Hey, you know what?
568
00:21:12,068 --> 00:21:15,068
I heard this show is
coming to Boston next week.
569
00:21:15,137 --> 00:21:16,068
Maybe we should...
570
00:21:16,137 --> 00:21:17,931
Turn off the TV.
571
00:21:22,310 --> 00:21:24,344
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