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[ Salem grunting]
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Oh, good, I caught you.
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[ Sniffing]: Do I smell poi?
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I'’m making some Hawaiian
munchies for our luau tonight.
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Tonight?
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Sabrina, it'’s the other realm
independence weekend.
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Hilda and Zelda already left.
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I'’m not going.
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I'’m tired of the crowds
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the exploding quasars
are the same every year
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and there'’s always a traffic
jam at the event horizon.
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But I need you to film
the fireworks for me.
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I'’d do it myself if I
weren'’t catanon grata.
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I'’m sorry, Salem.
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My roommates and I have
organized the whole thing.
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We even put a down
payment on a pig.
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And once you'’ve
ordered a pig together
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there'’s no turning back.
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Well, if this dumb
luau is so important
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how about I stick
around and film it for you?
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My new minicam can
do all sorts of effects.
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Well, so can I.
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Um, do you prefer
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a dissolve, a swish
pan, or a smash cut?
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You wouldn'’t.
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How about the
classic... Fade out.
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Very funny.
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You'’re a regular
Alfred witchcock.
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♪ Life'’s changing around me,
and i'’m gonna make it mine ♪
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♪ i'’m reaching out and
living by my rules... ♪
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♪ Time'’s moving way too fast ♪
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♪ I wanna make it last...
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♪ '’cause i'’m out
on my own now ♪
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♪ and I like the way it feels.
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Oh, shoot.
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Ew, I hope that'’s a raisin.
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[ Phone rings]
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Aloha, luau central.
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Hey, rox.
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No, i'’ve never bought
pooka shells before.
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Fine, i'’ll help you
shuck the pookas.
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Oh, my god.
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The-the microwave.
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What about it?
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It was floating.
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Really?
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I didn'’t know it
came with that option.
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No indication of a power surge.
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The cord looks fine.
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How can a microwave float?
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More importantly, how
could it cook a whole salmon
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in under ten seconds?
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These things are wild.
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I'’m serious, Sabrina.
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We just experienced a
supernatural phenomenon
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for which we have
no logical explanation.
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Maybe we have a ghost.
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A ghost?
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Wow.
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I'’ve always wanted
to hunt a ghost.
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I hear they'’re easy to bag,
but hard to strap to the hood.
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Finally.
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My chance to go mano-a-mano
with a supernatural being.
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Well, if anyone can
frighten a ghost, it'’s you!
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♪ Tiny bubbles
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♪ in wine
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♪ makes me happy...
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So, how are your coconuts?
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Oh. Round, yet
surprisingly comfortable.
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I'’m so glad you came.
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Oh, Josh!
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This is a surprise.
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I'’m so glad you could make it.
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Hey, roast a pig and i'’m there.
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Sabrina.
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What is my
ex-boyfriend doing here?
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Um, he'’s my friend
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and, besides, you
said it was okay.
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I must have been tweezing
or waxing at the time.
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You know that you
can'’t talk to me then.
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Hi. Who are you?
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What do you mean by that?
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Let me put this another
way... Who invited you?
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Stop grilling me.
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What are you, the c.I.A-a-a?
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Miles, your friend is here!
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Garth, you made it.
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Sabrina, this is garth.
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Hey, nice to meet you.
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What'’s in the bag?
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It'’s an ectoplex
5000 energy detector.
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[ Giggles]
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Wow. Can it detect
when we'’re out of dip?
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I Don'’t know. I'’ll check.
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That was a joke.
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Oh.
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After the flying
microwave incident
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I asked for garth'’s help.
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The ectoplex zeros in on
paranormal energy fields
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and supernatural phenomenon.
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Well, that dovetails nicely
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with the whole Hawaiian theme.
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It will solve the mystery
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of what'’s going
on in this house.
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Find out if there are any...
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Poltergeists, witches,
extra-terrestrials...
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Witches?
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Yeah. It'’s just two clicks up
the dial from doppelganger.
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Wow. There is definitely
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something not
normal in this house.
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You think?
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I got to go strain my poi.
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[ Sighs]
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What a fantastic evening.
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There is nothing
better for the ego
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than seeing your ex-boyfriend
tripping over his grass skirt.
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I can'’t believe
nobody touched my poi.
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Although, my
coconuts were a big hit.
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Okay, i'’ve checked all the
bedrooms and the closets...
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And Morgan, while you do have
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an interesting
selection of hosiery
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I detect no
supernatural activity.
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You went looking
for poltergeists
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in my underwear drawer?
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For your own protection.
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Okay, playtime'’s over.
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Put down the toy
and start drying.
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Oh, major paranormal
activity in the kitchen.
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Oh, come on, miles.
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That'’s just a black
frisbee on a stick.
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The thing obviously
doesn'’t work right.
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Look, it'’s gone haywire.
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Because according to the Gauge
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it'’s closer to the source
of the abnormality.
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There is nothing
abnormal about Sabrina.
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Point it at roxie.
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Maybe Morgan'’s the
one who'’s not normal.
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I'’m getting nothing
from you either.
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Oh, trust me, you never will.
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This is creepy.
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Okay.
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You know what,
miles, if you turn it off
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i'’ll explain everything.
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I Don'’t know how
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to tell you guys this, but...
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I'’m... psychic.
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Are you kidding?
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Half the time you can'’t
find your own keys.
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This has nothing to
do with being psychic.
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There is a supernatural
presence here
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and i'’m guessing it needs
a human host to survive.
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Or... in your case, hostess.
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So what are you saying?
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That, that there'’s some
paranormal parasite
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leeching off Sabrina?
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Exactly. But Don'’t
worry, Sabrina.
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Whatever this
other-worldly thing is
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i'’m going to expose
it, annihilate it
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and blast it out of
this house forever.
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That'’s so sweet.
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Um, but you know
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Don'’t go to any
trouble on my account.
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Salem, i'’m in serious trouble.
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Miles got his hands on some
paranormal energy detector
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and keeps pointing it at me.
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Relax.
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Most of those
detectors are a joke.
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There'’s only one
that really works.
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The ectoplex 5000?
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That'’s the one.
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It keeps going
berserk around me.
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What am I going to do?
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I mean, besides get
exposed and vaporized.
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Mmm, I knew this day would come.
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Sabrina, it'’s
time for the talk.
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Most girls get it from their
mothers, I get it from the cat.
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Mortals with ectoplex machines
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are only interested
in one thing.
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You need to use protection.
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Protection?
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An anti-detection force field.
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You can get it at the other
realm drugstore, aisle seven
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and Don'’t let the
clerk intimidate you.
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Okay.
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Got my anti-detection
force field.
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"To remove childproof
cap, line up arrows
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squeeze, twist,
push down and..."
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I knew I should'’ve
gotten the roll-on.
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Here goes.
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Ooh. Tingly.
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All right, now it'’s time to
give that ectoplex a flex.
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Okay.
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If I were a paranoid
conspiracy nut hunting a ghost
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where would I hide my detector?
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Bingo.
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Ah, this force field is perfect.
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"From paranormal to
normal in just one easy spritz."
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Woo-hoo!
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Hey, looks like we got
a squatter in the ceiling.
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Put that thing down.
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Who said that?
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You'’re not scaring me.
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All right, maybe just a little.
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Boo! All right, a lot!
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Who are you and what are
you doing in my living room?
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Your living room?
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I lived in this
house for 30 years
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and i'’ve been here for 40.
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So that would make you...
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Dead... but still a live wire.
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So, you'’re a ghost.
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Ex... cuse me.
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I find that uncomfortable.
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Sorry.
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You should be.
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If you hadn'’t used
your stupid magic
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nobody would have
been looking for spirits.
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I could still be floating around
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in my underwear
watching a celtics game.
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Ew.
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Look, how was I supposed to know
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there was a ghost here?
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It'’s not like the
housing ad said
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"three, plus
two-and-a-half, plus ghost."
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All I know is, your friends
want to take somebody down
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and there'’s not
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enough room here for both of us
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so Mark my words, missy.
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If anyone gets blasted
out of here, it'’s you.
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Whatever happened to the
concept of the friendly ghost?
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Urban legend!
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Listen up and
listen good, ghost.
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I can'’t get
blasted out of here.
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This is the only good
housing left near campus.
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Wait a minute.
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What am I worried about?
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I have a force field and
roommates that like me.
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Hey, guys.
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Oh, you'’re here.
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We were just leaving.
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No, no, no, wait, wait, wait.
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You Don'’t have to go.
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Look, everything'’s fine.
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Whatever was making this
machine go off before, is gone.
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Look. See? Huh? Nothing.
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Oh, thank goodness.
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Oh, I guess I should
call that breeder
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and cancel the doberman.
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And I can stop sleeping
with garlic and a cross.
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Here, you got mail.
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Oh, what are you doing?
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Uh, i'’m getting into improv.
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I'’m going to start
a one-woman show.
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I'’m going to call it, um,
insane person opens mail.
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Oh, I get the "insane" part.
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What'’s with you, spellman?
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Nothing.
258
00:10:11,275 --> 00:10:14,586
I'’m, uh, i'’m just going
to put this over here
259
00:10:14,655 --> 00:10:16,551
for, um, for safekeeping.
260
00:10:16,620 --> 00:10:19,517
Uh, you know what,
i, I... need a soda.
261
00:10:23,068 --> 00:10:26,172
On second thought, you
know, water sounds really good.
262
00:10:26,241 --> 00:10:28,689
I can'’t believe i'’m going
to say this, but miles is right.
263
00:10:28,758 --> 00:10:30,758
There is something very
weird going on with you.
264
00:10:30,827 --> 00:10:31,965
No, no, no, it'’s not.
265
00:10:32,034 --> 00:10:33,655
Who are you going to believe?
266
00:10:33,724 --> 00:10:35,068
What? A kook like miles
267
00:10:35,137 --> 00:10:39,241
or the most level-headed
person in this house?
268
00:10:39,310 --> 00:10:42,103
Never buy conditioner
at a garage sale.
269
00:10:45,586 --> 00:10:47,172
"Paranormal extermination."
270
00:10:47,241 --> 00:10:49,862
Here'’s one... "Gary'’s
unwanted energy removal.
271
00:10:49,931 --> 00:10:52,482
Licensed and bonded
in both realms." Perfect.
272
00:10:52,551 --> 00:10:53,551
Gary at your service.
273
00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:55,068
What seems to be the phenomenon?
274
00:10:55,137 --> 00:10:57,379
Got a ghost, Gary, and
if I Don'’t get rid of him
275
00:10:57,448 --> 00:10:58,931
i'’ll be thrown
out of this house
276
00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,896
and lose the best
friends i'’ve ever had.
277
00:11:00,965 --> 00:11:02,793
[ Electronic beeping]Oh,
yeah. Uh-huh.
278
00:11:02,862 --> 00:11:04,413
You definitely got
yourself a ghost.
279
00:11:04,482 --> 00:11:06,620
But Don'’t worry, you'’re
in good hands with Gary.
280
00:11:06,689 --> 00:11:08,310
At least you will be
when I come back
281
00:11:08,379 --> 00:11:09,586
first thing Monday morning.
282
00:11:09,655 --> 00:11:10,935
Whoa, what are
you talking about?
283
00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,137
I need an exterminator now.
284
00:11:12,206 --> 00:11:13,275
I'’d love to help you out
285
00:11:13,344 --> 00:11:15,103
but it'’s other realm
independence weekend.
286
00:11:15,172 --> 00:11:16,413
Fireworks start in two hours.
287
00:11:16,482 --> 00:11:17,517
Family'’s waiting for me.
288
00:11:17,586 --> 00:11:19,034
It'’s little Gary'’s
first big bang.
289
00:11:19,103 --> 00:11:20,103
Forget about little Gary.
290
00:11:20,137 --> 00:11:21,068
What about me?
291
00:11:21,137 --> 00:11:22,310
All right, okay, okay.
292
00:11:22,379 --> 00:11:24,137
Uh, here'’s what
I can do for you.
293
00:11:24,206 --> 00:11:26,406
A kazoo? How'’s this going
to help me get rid of a ghost?
294
00:11:26,448 --> 00:11:27,448
It won'’t.
295
00:11:27,482 --> 00:11:28,793
But you know, i'’ve always found
296
00:11:28,862 --> 00:11:29,862
that in stressful times
297
00:11:29,931 --> 00:11:31,517
funny music can
be very therapeutic.
298
00:11:33,931 --> 00:11:36,862
[ Playing kazoo]
299
00:11:36,931 --> 00:11:40,758
Hey, he'’s right...
This is kind of soothing.
300
00:11:45,344 --> 00:11:47,896
Obviously you'’re not a
big fan of funny music.
301
00:11:47,965 --> 00:11:49,689
Hey, Sabrina.
302
00:11:49,758 --> 00:11:52,965
Hey, guys, what'’s that?
303
00:11:53,034 --> 00:11:54,344
Your salvation.
304
00:11:54,413 --> 00:11:57,034
That'’s is the ext
paranormal ion eliminator.
305
00:11:57,103 --> 00:11:58,586
With turbo.
306
00:11:58,655 --> 00:11:59,344
Lock and load.
307
00:11:59,413 --> 00:12:00,827
Whatever'’s living inside you
308
00:12:00,896 --> 00:12:02,827
is going to be blasted
to smithereens.
309
00:12:02,896 --> 00:12:03,896
According to the manual
310
00:12:03,965 --> 00:12:05,206
you may feel a slight pinch.
311
00:12:05,275 --> 00:12:07,758
Oh, well, you know, as-as
much as I want to be saved
312
00:12:07,827 --> 00:12:09,482
I-I think I could
wait until Monday.
313
00:12:09,551 --> 00:12:11,655
It'’ll only take a second.
314
00:12:11,724 --> 00:12:13,482
[ Popping]
315
00:12:15,724 --> 00:12:17,379
She blew up the ion eliminator.
316
00:12:17,448 --> 00:12:19,379
What kind of all-powerful,
supernatural force
317
00:12:19,448 --> 00:12:20,793
are we dealing with?
318
00:12:20,862 --> 00:12:24,137
One that can give us a nice tan.
319
00:12:24,206 --> 00:12:26,896
Sabrina, you'’re brighter
than a Kuwaiti refinery.
320
00:12:26,965 --> 00:12:29,931
But I Don'’t want you
to panic; That'’s my job.
321
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,551
Let'’s get out of here.
322
00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:33,655
I think I feel that pinch
you were talking about.
323
00:12:33,724 --> 00:12:35,103
Ghost: That was me.
324
00:12:35,172 --> 00:12:37,931
And now they'’re afraid of me,
and I Don'’t know what to do.
325
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,724
Are you even
listening to me, Salem?
326
00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:41,689
You'’re talking on
the phone to your cat?
327
00:12:41,758 --> 00:12:43,931
No. It'’s my uncle Salem.
328
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,655
Give my best to aunt Newport.
329
00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:47,931
What are you wearing?
330
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,034
Anti-contamination gear.
331
00:12:49,103 --> 00:12:50,655
We felt the situation
warranted it.
332
00:12:50,724 --> 00:12:51,620
We?
333
00:12:51,689 --> 00:12:52,620
Aren'’t they darling?
334
00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:53,965
Oh, yeah, they'’re real cute.
335
00:12:54,034 --> 00:12:55,275
Stand back.
336
00:12:55,344 --> 00:12:58,448
These suits are guaranteed
against nuclear spills, not you.
337
00:12:58,517 --> 00:12:59,827
Okay, this is ridiculous.
338
00:12:59,896 --> 00:13:01,758
I am the same
Sabrina I always was.
339
00:13:01,827 --> 00:13:03,413
Your roommate, your friend...
340
00:13:03,482 --> 00:13:05,310
We'’ve pulled
all-nighters together.
341
00:13:05,379 --> 00:13:06,931
We just had a luau, remember?
342
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,758
I made the poi
343
00:13:08,827 --> 00:13:10,862
miles, you peeled the papayas
344
00:13:10,931 --> 00:13:12,758
roxie, you filleted the pig
345
00:13:12,827 --> 00:13:14,620
Morgan... you supervised.
346
00:13:14,689 --> 00:13:16,000
We'’re friends with Sabrina
347
00:13:16,068 --> 00:13:18,379
not the evil spirit
that dwells within her.
348
00:13:18,448 --> 00:13:19,517
So, what'’s the deal?
349
00:13:19,586 --> 00:13:21,379
Are you some
kind of goblin thingy
350
00:13:21,448 --> 00:13:23,965
or an alien life form
trying to colonize earth?
351
00:13:24,034 --> 00:13:26,275
Is that why you lent
me your red sweater...
352
00:13:26,344 --> 00:13:27,655
To collect my human DNA?
353
00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:29,689
I never lent you my red sweater.
354
00:13:29,758 --> 00:13:32,241
I withdraw the question.
355
00:13:32,310 --> 00:13:33,527
What are you guys going to do...
356
00:13:33,551 --> 00:13:35,275
Wear those suits whenever
you'’re around me?
357
00:13:35,344 --> 00:13:37,103
This is only a stopgap measure.
358
00:13:37,172 --> 00:13:38,517
Until your cage arrives.
359
00:13:38,586 --> 00:13:39,586
What cage?
360
00:13:39,620 --> 00:13:40,660
The one that will hold you
361
00:13:40,724 --> 00:13:42,004
until your bubble'’s been built.
362
00:13:42,068 --> 00:13:43,344
I'’m not living in a bubble.
363
00:13:43,413 --> 00:13:44,413
Yet.
364
00:13:44,448 --> 00:13:46,034
In the meantime, i'’ve contacted
365
00:13:46,103 --> 00:13:47,862
a prominent
paranormal researcher
366
00:13:47,931 --> 00:13:49,689
who'’s interested
in meeting you...
367
00:13:49,758 --> 00:13:51,137
And perhaps dissecting you.
368
00:13:51,206 --> 00:13:52,758
I'’m not a frog.
369
00:13:52,827 --> 00:13:54,275
Can you prove that?
370
00:13:54,344 --> 00:13:55,344
Okay, you know what?
371
00:13:55,379 --> 00:13:56,689
You guys Don'’t have to worry
372
00:13:56,758 --> 00:13:58,310
about being
contaminated anymore.
373
00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:00,310
I think it would be
better for all of us
374
00:14:00,379 --> 00:14:02,241
if I just moved back
in with my aunts.
375
00:14:06,655 --> 00:14:08,655
We still get to keep
the outfits, right?
376
00:14:12,448 --> 00:14:13,862
Hey, Sabrina, that luau rocked.
377
00:14:13,931 --> 00:14:16,137
I'’ll tell you, there'’s
nothing better for the ego
378
00:14:16,206 --> 00:14:18,000
than seeing your
ex- girlfriend jealous
379
00:14:18,068 --> 00:14:19,862
at how great you
look in a grass skirt.
380
00:14:19,931 --> 00:14:20,862
That'’s nice, Josh.
381
00:14:20,931 --> 00:14:21,862
What'’s wrong?
382
00:14:21,931 --> 00:14:23,320
You Don'’t seem
like yourself today.
383
00:14:23,344 --> 00:14:25,182
Well, you'’re not the
first person to say that.
384
00:14:25,206 --> 00:14:26,486
Anything you want to talk about?
385
00:14:26,517 --> 00:14:27,631
Oh, it wouldn'’t do any good.
386
00:14:27,655 --> 00:14:29,010
There'’s somebody
living in my house
387
00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:30,769
that says it'’s not big
enough for both of us.
388
00:14:30,793 --> 00:14:31,793
Ooh, I hear you.
389
00:14:31,827 --> 00:14:33,172
Morgan can be really selfish.
390
00:14:33,241 --> 00:14:34,379
It'’s not Morgan.
391
00:14:34,448 --> 00:14:36,103
And who it is doesn'’t matter.
392
00:14:36,172 --> 00:14:38,275
If I Don'’t figure out
a way to deal with this
393
00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:40,068
I may never live
in that house again.
394
00:14:40,137 --> 00:14:41,827
Well, roxie is a
tough nut to crack.
395
00:14:41,896 --> 00:14:44,620
Why Don'’t you just sit her
down and have a heart-to-heart?
396
00:14:44,689 --> 00:14:45,620
It'’s not roxie.
397
00:14:45,689 --> 00:14:46,689
And I have a feeling
398
00:14:46,724 --> 00:14:48,148
that the person I
have a problem with
399
00:14:48,172 --> 00:14:49,532
really isn'’t into
heart-to-hearts.
400
00:14:49,586 --> 00:14:52,000
I think if the two of you could
just discuss your feelings
401
00:14:52,068 --> 00:14:54,275
i'’m sure you can come to
an understanding with miles.
402
00:14:54,344 --> 00:14:55,413
Would you stop guessing?
403
00:14:55,482 --> 00:14:56,482
I have to stop.
404
00:14:56,517 --> 00:14:57,637
I just ran out of roommates.
405
00:14:57,689 --> 00:14:59,275
Well, this person is impossible.
406
00:14:59,344 --> 00:15:00,586
I tried to work it out
407
00:15:00,655 --> 00:15:03,034
but there'’s so much
hostility i'’m dealing with.
408
00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:06,000
I'’m not a psychologist,
but anybody that angry
409
00:15:06,068 --> 00:15:08,034
probably has unresolved issues.
410
00:15:08,103 --> 00:15:09,517
Huh. Unresolved issues.
411
00:15:09,586 --> 00:15:10,724
There'’s a thought.
412
00:15:10,793 --> 00:15:11,862
Thanks, Josh.
413
00:15:11,931 --> 00:15:14,172
Hey, just tell me
one more thing.
414
00:15:14,241 --> 00:15:16,689
Is this new roommate
male or female?
415
00:15:16,758 --> 00:15:18,793
Uh, well, he used to be male.
416
00:15:18,862 --> 00:15:21,551
He'’s got a lot of
unresolved issues.
417
00:15:31,310 --> 00:15:35,689
Okay, Mr. Ghost,
we need to talk.
418
00:15:35,758 --> 00:15:37,344
I'’m indisposed.
419
00:15:37,413 --> 00:15:39,724
And the name is Marv.
420
00:15:39,793 --> 00:15:41,103
Well, when you'’ve finished up
421
00:15:41,172 --> 00:15:42,586
i'’d like to have
a word with you.
422
00:15:42,655 --> 00:15:44,241
What do you want?
423
00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:46,379
Marv, uh, you know, I
Don'’t mean to sound critical
424
00:15:46,448 --> 00:15:48,517
but you seem to have a
lot of pent up frustration.
425
00:15:48,586 --> 00:15:49,906
I'’m just wondering,
what happened
426
00:15:49,931 --> 00:15:50,931
to make you so hostile?
427
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:55,724
Well, if you must
know... I lost my wife.
428
00:15:55,793 --> 00:15:57,206
I'’m sorry.
429
00:15:57,275 --> 00:15:58,413
She died?
430
00:15:58,482 --> 00:15:59,931
No, I died, stupid.
431
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,758
Keep up.
432
00:16:01,827 --> 00:16:03,551
Oh, so she'’s still alive.
433
00:16:03,620 --> 00:16:04,793
Yes.
434
00:16:04,862 --> 00:16:07,379
That'’s why I keep
hanging around here
435
00:16:07,448 --> 00:16:09,931
hoping that Betty
will get nostalgic
436
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,586
for our life together,
and come back.
437
00:16:12,655 --> 00:16:14,103
So that'’s all you want?
438
00:16:14,172 --> 00:16:15,655
To see your wife again?
439
00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:18,275
Oh, yes. And to give her
the present I made for her.
440
00:16:18,344 --> 00:16:21,448
It'’s been collecting dust
up in the attic for ten years.
441
00:16:21,517 --> 00:16:23,000
Let me ask you something.
442
00:16:23,068 --> 00:16:25,379
What if I found Betty,
brought her here
443
00:16:25,448 --> 00:16:26,827
and gave her your gift?
444
00:16:26,896 --> 00:16:28,758
I'’d be eternally grateful.
445
00:16:28,827 --> 00:16:30,689
Grateful enough to
leave this place forever?
446
00:16:30,758 --> 00:16:34,896
Yes. The paranoid kid with
the ukulele is driving me crazy.
447
00:16:37,172 --> 00:16:40,206
I'’ll bet this house brings
back memories for you.
448
00:16:40,275 --> 00:16:41,413
What a dump.
449
00:16:41,482 --> 00:16:43,137
Well, we find it quaint.
450
00:16:43,206 --> 00:16:45,689
I mean, sure, the molding'’s
crooked, the windows stick
451
00:16:45,758 --> 00:16:47,793
and, you know, there'’s
a few leaky fixtures.
452
00:16:47,862 --> 00:16:48,896
That'’s Marv for you.
453
00:16:48,965 --> 00:16:51,068
Thought he could
fix everything himself.
454
00:16:51,137 --> 00:16:52,137
He was all thumbs.
455
00:16:52,206 --> 00:16:54,137
Oh, but what gifted
thumbs they were.
456
00:16:54,206 --> 00:16:55,793
And look what he built
457
00:16:55,862 --> 00:16:57,079
with those little chubby things.
458
00:16:57,103 --> 00:16:59,310
I found this in the attic
and I think it belongs to you.
459
00:16:59,379 --> 00:17:01,000
Looks like Marv'’s handiwork...
460
00:17:01,068 --> 00:17:04,137
Painstakingly crafted with
popsicle sticks and gum.
461
00:17:04,206 --> 00:17:05,448
Well, you know, it'’s not easy
462
00:17:05,517 --> 00:17:07,379
to make a jewelry box
with no right angles.
463
00:17:07,448 --> 00:17:08,965
Plus, it'’s the
thought that counts.
464
00:17:09,034 --> 00:17:10,275
What in the world?
465
00:17:10,344 --> 00:17:14,000
20,000 shares of the
Microsoft corporation.
466
00:17:14,068 --> 00:17:15,896
Are they the baby powder people?
467
00:17:15,965 --> 00:17:18,862
They'’re the people
that just made you rich.
468
00:17:18,931 --> 00:17:20,344
I can'’t believe it.
469
00:17:20,413 --> 00:17:23,758
Marv never picked a winner
the whole time we were married.
470
00:17:23,827 --> 00:17:24,758
He picked you.
471
00:17:24,827 --> 00:17:25,896
Oh, thanks, doll.
472
00:17:25,965 --> 00:17:27,079
But Don'’t think you'’re getting
473
00:17:27,103 --> 00:17:28,286
your hands on any of my money.
474
00:17:28,310 --> 00:17:32,310
All right, well, it was nice
meeting you too, Betty.
475
00:17:32,379 --> 00:17:35,379
Now I know why he
loved you so much.
476
00:17:38,551 --> 00:17:40,206
Thank you, Sabrina.
477
00:17:40,275 --> 00:17:42,586
I can'’t tell you
how good it was
478
00:17:42,655 --> 00:17:43,931
to see her again.
479
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,448
Isn'’t she an angel?
480
00:17:45,517 --> 00:17:47,827
Okay.
481
00:17:47,896 --> 00:17:50,172
Oh, well, a deal'’s a deal.
482
00:17:50,241 --> 00:17:52,206
I guess i'’ll be moving on.
483
00:17:52,275 --> 00:17:53,413
Whoa, whoa, wait a minute.
484
00:17:53,482 --> 00:17:55,758
I need you to help me fix
things with my roommates.
485
00:17:55,827 --> 00:17:58,310
I mean, they think i'’m some
sort of supernatural freak.
486
00:17:58,379 --> 00:18:00,137
Right. I have an idea.
487
00:18:00,206 --> 00:18:03,724
What if they all have
supernatural powers?
488
00:18:03,793 --> 00:18:06,413
Then we could write a
comic book about them.
489
00:18:06,482 --> 00:18:08,620
Oh, the living.
490
00:18:08,689 --> 00:18:10,896
You guys kill me.
491
00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:12,034
[ Laughing]
492
00:18:12,103 --> 00:18:13,793
All right, everybody'’s home.
493
00:18:13,862 --> 00:18:15,689
You ready to wreak some havoc?
494
00:18:15,758 --> 00:18:16,931
My specialty.
495
00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:22,137
I miss Sabrina.
496
00:18:22,206 --> 00:18:25,517
But it is nice to have
the house back to normal.
497
00:18:25,586 --> 00:18:27,724
Anyone want to split
a pig salad sandwich?
498
00:18:30,137 --> 00:18:32,068
I take back what I
said about normal.
499
00:18:32,137 --> 00:18:33,482
Roxie, Don'’t move.
500
00:18:33,551 --> 00:18:35,689
I'’m the only one
in the kitchen, right?
501
00:18:35,758 --> 00:18:38,206
Hey, yeah, except for
that spirit possessing you.
502
00:18:39,310 --> 00:18:41,862
Hey, I, I was going
to win that game.
503
00:18:41,931 --> 00:18:44,206
Looks like you'’re
possessed, too.
504
00:18:44,275 --> 00:18:46,379
All you women
are freaks of nature.
505
00:18:46,448 --> 00:18:48,172
I knew it.
506
00:18:48,241 --> 00:18:50,965
And I like it.
507
00:18:53,206 --> 00:18:55,758
This is not good.
508
00:18:58,896 --> 00:19:02,068
I have a very
sensitive inner ear.
509
00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:05,034
Well, looks like
510
00:19:05,103 --> 00:19:06,310
my work here is done.
511
00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:08,310
It'’s been a pleasure
haunting you.
512
00:19:08,379 --> 00:19:09,655
Thanks, Marv.
513
00:19:09,724 --> 00:19:12,482
You know, just out of
curiosity, where are you off to?
514
00:19:12,551 --> 00:19:14,482
I have to see a man
about a bright light.
515
00:19:14,551 --> 00:19:15,931
Right after I make a pit stop.
516
00:19:19,620 --> 00:19:22,172
Hey guys, what'’s going on?
517
00:19:22,241 --> 00:19:23,655
We'’re clearing out of here.
518
00:19:23,724 --> 00:19:25,137
Grab all you can carry.
519
00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:26,551
It turns out it
wasn'’t just you.
520
00:19:26,620 --> 00:19:27,827
The whole house is possessed.
521
00:19:27,896 --> 00:19:30,103
And unlike scantily clad
teenagers in slasher movies
522
00:19:30,172 --> 00:19:31,068
we know when to leave.
523
00:19:31,137 --> 00:19:33,103
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
My aunt Zelda explained
524
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,482
why all these strange
things have been happening.
525
00:19:35,551 --> 00:19:37,482
She said it'’s due to
massive solar flares
526
00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:40,310
misalignment of the planets,
and some inflamed asteroids.
527
00:19:40,379 --> 00:19:43,379
So you'’re saying there'’s a rare
convergence of celestial events
528
00:19:43,448 --> 00:19:45,551
that has disrupted
electromagnetic fields?
529
00:19:45,620 --> 00:19:47,517
Exactly, and it'’s not
going to happen again
530
00:19:47,586 --> 00:19:49,068
for, like, another
kajillion years.
531
00:19:49,137 --> 00:19:51,527
So it'’s going to be over soon,
and we Don'’t have to leave here?
532
00:19:51,551 --> 00:19:52,448
That'’s right.
533
00:19:52,517 --> 00:19:54,034
Oh, thank goodness.
534
00:19:54,103 --> 00:19:55,663
I was dreading the
thought of packing up
535
00:19:55,689 --> 00:19:56,862
all my skin care products.
536
00:19:56,931 --> 00:19:58,793
Well, I might as well
give this back to garth.
537
00:19:58,862 --> 00:20:01,344
I'’ve got to say, i'’m
a little disappointed.
538
00:20:01,413 --> 00:20:04,034
I was really hoping to finally
encounter a supernatural entity.
539
00:20:04,103 --> 00:20:06,143
I'’m beginning to think
it'’s never going to happen.
540
00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:07,620
Oh, Don'’t despair, miles.
541
00:20:07,689 --> 00:20:09,206
You know, i'’d be willing to bet
542
00:20:09,275 --> 00:20:12,172
you'’re a little
closer than you think.
543
00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:16,448
[ Knocking]
544
00:20:18,620 --> 00:20:20,827
Hi. I'’m Gary.
545
00:20:20,896 --> 00:20:22,655
I'’m here to flush
out your ghost.
546
00:20:22,724 --> 00:20:25,448
Unfortunately, we
never had a ghost.
547
00:20:25,517 --> 00:20:28,896
Whoa! That'’s a great
rig you got there, Gary.
548
00:20:28,965 --> 00:20:30,413
Where'’d you get it?
549
00:20:30,482 --> 00:20:31,758
The other realm.
550
00:20:31,827 --> 00:20:33,724
"The other realm"?
551
00:20:33,793 --> 00:20:36,482
Wait, that'’s code for
a covert CIA operation
552
00:20:36,551 --> 00:20:38,482
in Central America, isn'’t it?
553
00:20:38,551 --> 00:20:40,941
Oh, geez, you'’re, uh, you'’re
not from the other realm are you?
554
00:20:40,965 --> 00:20:42,413
No, but i'’m ready to sign up.
555
00:20:42,482 --> 00:20:44,000
Don'’t call us.
556
00:20:44,068 --> 00:20:45,103
We'’ll call you.
557
00:20:45,172 --> 00:20:47,344
[ Electronic beeping]
558
00:20:50,034 --> 00:20:51,965
What do you know?
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