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All right, not only am I the
world'’s greatest roommate

i'’m also the world'’s
greatest travel agent.

Our spring break
problems are over.

Sabrina, I know how badly
you want to go to Florida

but I am not sleeping
in somebody'’s car.

You Don'’t have to. We'’re
staying at the surfside motel

in pelican cove, Florida.

It'’s the hottest
place for spring break

this year... a 24-hour party.

Spellman, how
did you pull this off?

Ah, while you were all
whiny about not having plans

I was surfing the
net for a place to surf.

I also got some Jeb
bush flippers on e-bay.

I take back what I said
about you this morning.

You rock.

Girls, man your bikinis

because we are heading
south for spring break!

[ Cheering]

♪ Life'’s changing around me,
and i'’m gonna make it mine ♪

♪ i'’m reaching out and
living by my rules... ♪

♪ Time'’s moving way too fast ♪

♪ I wanna make it last...

♪ '’cause i'’m out
on my own now ♪

♪ and I like the way it feels.

I'’m guessing you'’re
not jumping around

because of the new
hand dryer in the restroom.

No. If we finish our
midterms by next week

we will be in
pelican cove, Florida.

That is, if you give
me the week off.

Of course I will. With all the
studying you'’ve been doing

you deserve a fun spring break.

Cruising the strip,
tanning on the beach

ogling the lifeguards.

Hey, can I go?

Hey, Josh.

Guess where you'’ll be
kissing me next week?

Uh, on your neck?

Yes, but you'’ll be
doing it in pelican cove.

We'’re all going to Florida.

All right! Yes.

Hey, i'’ve been wanting
to do some scuba diving.

Now we can do it together.

Oh, that would be fun.

As long as we Don'’t
have to go in the water.

Salt'’s murder on my hair.

Although I do look
fabulous in neoprene.

Me, too.

What about Kevin? Are
you going to invite him?

I Don'’t know. I mean, Kevin and
I haven'’t been dating that long.

I-I want him to go

but I Don'’t want to
put him on the spot.

Oh, come on.

I put guys on the
spot all the time.

It'’s fun to watch the
blood rush to their faces.

Asking Kevin to go on our
first trip together is a big deal.

I need to think about it.

Hey, what'’s going on?

Uh, we got new hand
dryers in the bathroom.

You want to come to Florida
with us for spring break?

Yeah, i'’m there.

Morgan...!

You Don'’t have to thank me now.

But, fyi, i'’m a size four.

Well, thank goodness

Sabrina'’s going to be
spending spring break

working in the coffee shop.

Unless someone
accidentally gave her

the week off to go to Florida.

Hilda.

Well, Sabrina has
been working so hard

I thought she deserved

a week of r&r with her
roommates and Kevin.

Kevin'’s going, too?

Let the debauchery begin.

Look, let'’s not panic.

This is Sabrina
we'’re talking about.

A mature, responsible
college student.

Well, I suppose you'’re right.

I mean, after all

we took many a spring
break sojourn ourselves.

Remember that fabulous
trip we took to the acropolis

with those adorable
fraternity brothers?

Mmm.

Uh-oh.

Just think... Florida.

There'’ll be guys from all
over the eastern seaboard.

Remember, we said
no talk of spring break

until after we'’re done
studying for our last exam.

Sorry.

Oh, I got the cutest
little pink bikini today.

This trip is going
to be so great.

Even the drive down will be fun.

Yeah, you and Kevin,
Josh and Morgan

and me and elroy jetson.

Wow, no one'’s called me
that since second grade.

I just wish I knew
if Kevin was going

because he wants
to have fun in Florida

or because he thinks
of me as his girlfriend.

The guy'’s been
dating you for six weeks.

You'’re his girlfriend.

He wrote a song about you.

He also wrote a song
about Janet Reno.

You'’ll have a
whole week together.

That should be plenty of
time to find out how he feels.

You'’re right. I just
have to talk to him

and ask him where he stands.

And find out if
he has a brother.

[ Knocking on door]

What are you guys doing here?

We were... Just in
the neighborhood.

For no special reason.

It'’s not like we want
to talk about Florida.

You do know that they get
hurricanes there this time of year.

And mosquitoes as
big as my cousin estelle.

Okay, you didn'’t come here
to talk to me about the weather

and bloodsucking relatives.

You'’re right.

Sabrina, it'’s just that we'’re
concerned about you going away

on spring break unchaperoned.

I started thinking about
the college vacations I took

like that night in Naples
when I wound up in a fountain

with two massive gladiators...

I think I made my point.

Look, there'’s
nothing to worry about.

I'’m going with all
my good friends

and a guy I just
happen to be dating.

It'’s that last part that
we'’re worried about.

So what your saying
is you Don'’t trust me.

No, we'’re not saying that.

It'’s just that sometimes
young people can get caught up

in the passion of the
moment and do things

they might later regret.

Like floating down a canal
in venice wearing nothing

but a fig leaf and two
single-serving pizzas.

Look, just because you made
mistakes when you were young

doesn'’t mean
that i'’m going to.

I'’m a responsible adult
and I think i'’ve proven that

time and time again.

I need you to trust
me. Can you do that?

Of course we can.

We could just not give
her the money to go.

That would work if
someone hadn'’t accidentally

given her an advance
on her paycheck.

What do you want from me?

I'’m accident-prone.

Here'’s my idea.

We check into a really
posh hotel near Sabrina.

You two keep an eye on her
while I enjoy a vigorous massage

with hot mint oil.

Sabrina is leaving tomorrow.

We'’ve got to do
something quick.

Let'’s see what the magic book

has under "good, clean fun."

I'’ve never used that chapter.

Here we go.

A good clean fun consultant.

Hey, kids, what'’s shaking?

Oh, my gosh! Frankie avalon.

I loved you in all
those beach movies.

I cried when you

and Annette broke up
in beach blanket bingo.

And the way you shook your
hips in how to stuff a wild bikini...

Made no impression
on me whatsoever.

Frankie, i'’ve always
wanted to tell you something.

You'’re swell.

Super swell.

Well, listen, girls

girls, I appreciate
all your fawning

but why, exactly, am I here?

Our niece Sabrina is going

to pelican cove
for spring break.

Pelican cove? Cowabunga!

That place is the swingingest.

Is she bringing her board?

No, but she is bringing
her boyfriend, Kevin.

Oh, I get the picture.

I got the perfect thing.

Sabrina and Kevin on the beach

in the sun

all they'’ll have is
some good, clean fun.

Oh, thank you for infusing

our lives with wholesomeness.

Say, by the way, what are you

and your swinging
hips doing later?

Hey! I saw them first.

Oh, back off. I saw him first.

I was the first one to see him in his very
first movie... I have loved him since...

Crazy chicks.

Roxie: All right! We
made it to pelican cove.

Morgan: Let the
parties begin. Woo-hoo!

Miles: Is it possible to get
sunstroke through tinted glass?

Spellman, it'’s amazing
you pulled this off.

Yeah, you'’re awesome.

As in awesome, like,
travel agent awesome

or, like, long term
relationship awesome?

Well, let'’s put it this way.

I'’d book all my
vacations with you.

What'’s that supposed to mean?

Josh, take my picture.

Well, hey, why Don'’t
I take it of everyone?

Come on, get in before we mutate

into crazed party
animals. Ready?

All right.

Wow, check out
this retro furniture.

Yeah, it'’s so Donna
Reed meets Don ho.

I'’ll get us checked in.

Harvey?

Sabrina.

What are you doing here?

Checking out. What
are you doing here?

Checking in.

Wow, so... you look good.

You haven'’t seen my sunburn.

It'’s about the same
color as your hair.

Which I like.

Thanks.

Boy: Hey, kinkle, in the car.

We gotta hit the road.

I'’m sorry, but I
really have to go.

It was great seeing you. Oh!

What'’s the matter?

We can still hug, can'’t we?

Of course...

As soon as I grow a new
layer of skin on my back.

See ya.

Hey, red, you'’re up.

Sorry.

Welcome to the surfside motel

the number one home

of bodacious beach
bunnies and all their honeys.

Oh, well, we'’re the spellman
bunny and honey party.

You came to the right place.

You kids are in for
one neat-o week.

Kids: Neat-o?

Wait a minute.

Looks like there'’s

some kind of gidget
convention going on here.

Either that or everything

in my suitcase is
suddenly out of style.

Hey, you guys,
where'’s the party?

Where else, man?

The beach.

Follow us.

We'’re going to
have a swinging time.

Well, you know

sometimes a few people at
conventions get carried away.

All right, sometimes hundreds
of people get carried away.

This is scary.

Kevin: Yeah, it'’s like we'’re

in the twilight zone.

We'’ll know for
sure if our lifeguard

turns out to be rod serling.

Hey, you rocking
chicks and cats.

Welcome to the cove.

I'’m beach doggy
and this is bird brain.

Yeah, and i'’m bird brain.

Salem: That guy'’s a buffoon.

When he'’s that buff

you can put up
with a lot of "oon."

Shh, I can'’t hear the dialogue.

We might miss a key story point.

Hey, you guys going to
the big bonfire tonight?

We'’re roasting weenies
and making s'’mores.

Wow, we Don'’t
want to miss that.

Hey, beach bums. Surf'’s up.

Last one in'’s a rotten egg.

That'’s tad.

Isn'’t he dreamy?

Gosh, is he dreamy...

Did I just say "dreamy?"

Did I just say "gosh?"

Sabrina, I thought that
we were supposed to be

at the wildest beach in Florida.

Instead, we'’re hanging
out with cats and chicks

in super neat-o city.

I'’ve got it. They'’re
all pod people.

Sabrina, didn'’t you look

at any pictures of this place

before you made the reservation?

I swear, when I booked the motel

it didn'’t look
anything like this.

Oh, yeah, right.

All of a sudden, it just
changed magically.

My aunts are so dead.

[ Phone rings] It'’s for you.

Hello?

Aunt Zelda? You'’re busted.

Sabrina! What are
you talking about?

Don'’t play innocent with me.

I know you put a
spell in this place

because you Don'’t
want me to have any fun.

Oh, that is not true.

We do want you to have fun.

Just good, clean fun.

That is so sick.

Well, you know,
spell or no spell

i'’m going to have a
spring break so hot

it'’ll melt the plastic
sofa in the motel lobby.

You Don'’t think she'’ll
do anything rash, do you?

She'’s going to make
our trip to the acropolis

look like a quilting bee.

Hey, Josh, great news.

Our nightmare is over.

I just booked us two rooms

at a major party hotel
in Fort Lauderdale.

Okay, well, it'’s not
actually in Fort Lauderdale

but it'’s everglades adjacent.

Did you hear that?

They'’re going to
a major party hotel.

Finally! This
snoozer'’s coming alive.

Hildy, would you mind if I
sat on your lap for this part?

Eww!

So, come on,
guys, get your stuff.

Let'’s get out of here.

Ooh, I Don'’t know, Sabrina.

This place is kind of fun.

I'’d just as soon stay here.

You can'’t be serious. Why?

Because this
retro thing is neato.

No, it'’s not.

It'’s like a horrible,
evil kind of neat-o.

I know roxie is not
going to go for this.

Uh, she'’s not only
going, she'’s gone.

Oh, this movie stinks!

I'’m calling my cable operator.

[ Chuckles]

Sorry, sweet corn.

I guess the fellas and I
got a little too rambunctious.

Let me guess... You
want to stay here, too.

Heck, yeah. This
place is the most.

I just learned how
to watusi. Come on.

Oh, this isn'’t happening!

Look, we could be on a beach
in Fort Lauderdale right now

partying like rock stars.

Fort Lauderdale, pelican cove...

What'’s the difference?

I'’m with my best girl.

I'’d party with you anywhere.

Aw, i'’m glad you
feel that way, Kevin.

You know, i'’ve been
wanting to talk to you.

Swell! Talk away.

I know we'’ve been
dating over a month

but I just want to know
how you feel about...

Hey! Anybody know
how to play the guitar?

Yeah, I do.

Swingin'’!

Gosh! You look
like Ricky Nelson.

And you look like
Dennis the menace.

Well, like they
say... If all else fails,

do the monkey.

♪

Crazy.

Who needs high heels
when you can have high hair?

I guess we know
who'’s responsible

for depleting the ozone layer.

Yeah, you know,
i'’d have to admit

this '’60s thing
is kind of keen.

So how about you and Ted?

I know, not only
am I dating a surfer

but when he says,
"golly," I Don'’t want to hurl.

Yeah. What is it
about this place?

I was all set for some
out-of-control partying

but for some reason,
all I want to do is have...

Good, clean fun?

Exactly!

So you had a chance
to talk to Kevin yet?

No. Every time I
bring up the subject

he decides to either give a
concert or learn a new dance.

Yeah, his pelican
stomp is the wiggiest.

Well, tonight at the clam bake

i'’m going to take him on
a romantic moonlit walk

and figure out exactly where
we are in this relationship.

That is, if I can get my
hair through the door.

[ Limbo music playing]

Hey, Morgan, you want
to go hike up to the cliff

watch the waves break?

Oh, I can'’t leave now.

I'’m tied for first place
in the limbo contest.

Golly! You sure are cute.

Why Don'’t you slip into
something more comfortable?

Like my arms?

And still, i'’m not gagging.

Now, think hard.

Do any of you remember
climbing out of a pod?

Well, we'’ve finally got
a chance to be alone.

Kevin, can I ask you something?

Sure, but I want to
ask you something, too.

You go first.

How do you sleep
with that hairdo?

Kevin, we need to talk
about our relationship.

I'’m not sure how
you feel about us.

Well, i'’ll tell you
exactly how I feel.

[ Pop ballad plays]

♪ I like to think about you

♪ you like to think about me

♪ we'’re just like
birds of a feather ♪

♪ '’cause we'’re having
so much fun together ♪

I'’m going to kill
my aunts for this.

♪ We have fun, it'’s true ♪

♪ in everything we say and do

♪ but a girl really
needs to know ♪

♪ if a guy'’s just a friend
or if he'’s her Beau ♪

♪ that'’s why I like
to think about you ♪

♪ and you like to
think about me ♪

♪ rain or shine, in
any kind of weather ♪

♪ you and I are having fun

♪ together.

Kevin, that was a blast

but not particularly
informative.

Hey, look!

Some crazy kids are
starting a hula hoop contest!

Let'’s get lost!

Well, we may not be
defining our relationship

but at least I know what
"hang ten" means now.

Isn'’t surfing nifty?

The niftiest.

Hey, Josh!

Wow! That was the living end.

I think i'’m ready
to surf solo now.

But, roxie, chicks Don'’t surf.

Why not?

They'’re just supposed to sit

on their guys'’
board and look good.

Oh, really? Well,
for your information

this chick'’s not
a hood ornament.

That'’s one kooky gal.

Hello, ladies.

You shouldn'’t
expose that lovely skin

to the harmful rays of the sun.

If you'’re interested in
sunblock, i'’m holding.

[ Giggling]

Hello, there.

Ow, this isn'’t hair... It'’s
the Washington monument.

Hey, nice parapets.

Thanks. I work out.

So where'’s the
queen of your castle?

I Don'’t know; Morgan was
supposed to meet me here

a half hour ago, but I guess

she got tied up or
lost track of time.

It'’s a toss-up.

Oh, my gosh!

Dig that crazy chick
on the surfboard!

♪ Everybody'’s gone surfin'’ ♪

♪ surfin'’ usa ♪

[ Music continues]

Wow!

Wow! I never knew
chicks could surf.

We'’re kooky that way.

Maybe you can sit on
my board sometime.

Groovy.

[ Sighs]

I can'’t believe we'’re
going home tomorrow.

Me either; I hate
the idea of going

to physics class
Monday morning...

You know, unless I
can wear clam diggers.

Yeah, it'’s been
a pretty crazy trip.

I mean, I had fun,
but it wasn'’t exactly

how I imagined
spring break would be.

Yeah, I know what you mean.

You know what I wish?

Oh, no, you'’re not going
to start singing, are you?

Why would I sing?

No reason.

Uh, what were you going to say?

Just that I wish Morgan and I

could'’ve spent
more time together.

I can relate.

Since we got here, Kevin and I

have spent exactly 12
watusi-free seconds alone.

And Morgan always has
to be the center of attention

and that'’s not me.

You know, I like just
walking along the beach

maybe even having
an actual conversation.

Yeah, me, too.

Wow, look at that sky.

Yeah, it'’s beautiful.

And it'’s nice to have
someone to watch it with.

Yeah. I wish Morgan
and I could talk

the way you and I do.

Uh... maybe we should get back.

Yeah.

Or we could stay here
and watch the sunset.

I like your idea better.

[ Slow guitar intro]

♪ It'’s the end
of spring break ♪

♪ it hurts to say good-bye

♪ it'’s the end
of spring break ♪

♪ I think i'’m gonna cry ♪

♪ oh

hi.

♪ I...

Oh, I am having so
much fun this week.

Wasn'’t it great when we went
horseback riding on the beach?

Uh, that was you and every
guy on the beach but me.

Oh.

So, roxie, where does
this leave you and me?

Well, it leaves you here

and i'’m catching the
next wave out of town.

[ Sighs] [ Sighs]

♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

♪ we'’ve all had a blast ♪

♪ on the surf and the sand

♪ we'’ll be back next year ♪

♪ '’cause our boards
Don'’t work on land. ♪

♪ Come on, baby,
let'’s dance the night... ♪

Sabrina, I just want to tell you

that I feel like we'’ve
gotten a lot closer this week.

I'’m really glad
you'’re my girlfriend.

♪ Hold me tight...

Girlfriend?

Well, do we have to put
labels on our relationship?

Well, no, I guess not.

But maybe we
should talk about it.

I was kind of hoping
that we could...

Do the mashed
potato? That'’d be swell.

♪ What it means to lose contol ♪

♪ rock me, baby ♪

♪ it'’s so easy, let me ♪

♪ show you how it'’s done ♪

♪ you can twist and shout

♪ let'’s have a little fun... ♪

You were wrong, Salem.

That movie was adorable.

Well, it'’s like I always say:

There'’s nothing better
than good, clean fun.

Frankie, you'’re back!

You bet I am.

Come on, girls.

Let'’s do the swim.

♪ Come on, baby,
let'’s dance the night ♪

♪ rock me, baby ♪

♪ we snuggle up close and...