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Oh, my, how on earth
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do you find anything
in this mess?
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I know my homework
looks disorganized
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but I have a logical system.
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What part of your
logical homework system
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is a coupon for
popeye'’s chicken?
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Well, um... I am a chicken
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when it comes to
taking science tests
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so what better bookmark to have
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than a chicken coupon?
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Ooh... ten pieces for $7.99.
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Sabrina, I need to
get you organized.
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You'’ll need dividers,
colored markers
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accordion file, label maker
and a jumbo paper clip.
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I have everything upstairs.
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You are so lucky you came to me.
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Some people win the lottery.
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I have an aunt who
collects office supplies.
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Hi, Sabrina. What are you doing?
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I just came over
to ask aunt Zelda
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for some help with my
physiology homework
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and she decided I
need to get organized.
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She went upstairs for supplies.
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Quick... i'’ll distract her
while you make your getaway.
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Hilda, is it just me or have
you noticed that aunt Zelda'’s
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just a tad compulsive.
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A tad?
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She rearranged my sock drawer
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according to country of origin.
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Doesn'’t that bug you?
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Oh, sure.
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You just have to find little
ways to amuse yourself.
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Watch this.
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Okay, I think we
have everything we...
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Something'’s wrong.
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This room is totally
out of balance.
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No, it isn'’t.
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Sabrina, is anything
out of balance?
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Only aunt Zelda.
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[ Sighing]
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Mmm.
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♪ Life'’s changing around me,
and i'’m gonna make it mine ♪
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♪ i'’m reaching out and
living by my rules... ♪
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♪ Time'’s moving way too fast ♪
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♪ I wanna make it last...
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♪ '’cause i'’m out
on my own now ♪
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♪ and I like the way it feels.
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Barney: Have you
got everything straight?
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Gomer: Mm-hmm. Are you sure?
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Don'’t worry, barn...
anybody does any lawbreakin'’
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i'’ll nab em'’ and slap em'’
right there in number one.
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That'’s not number
one, that'’s number two!
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One, two!
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Can someone explain to me
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why we'’ve stayed up
till 4:00 in the morning
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to watch 12 continuous
hours of Andy Griffith?
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Because mayberry is a microcosm
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of the human condition.
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How does the
insecure Barney cope
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working in the shadow
of an icon like Andy?
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What arethe long-term effects
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of opie growing up
without his two front teeth?
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And did aunt bee never marry
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because she secretly
worked for the CIA?
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I just like watching
gomer and goober.
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All I know is i'’ve got
a psych test at 8:30.
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I'’m going to sleep.
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Hey, everybody.
What'’s going on?
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We'’ve all got
class in the morning.
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We'’re going to bed.
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Beforesunrise?
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As your r.A., I am
very disappointed
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in your lack of college spirit.
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You have a point.
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If I wanted to live by the rules
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i'’d be at home
with my aunt Zelda
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helping her color-code
the condiments.
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Yeah, that'’s true.
We'’re... adultsnow.
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We can be spontaneous,
do whatever we want.
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Tonight...
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I'’m not putting
the toilet seat down.
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All: Oh, yes you are.
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I say we hit an all-night diner
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for corn dogs and curly fries.
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Ooh, and then we can
go down to the docks
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and have some clam
chowder with the longshoremen.
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Soup and guys
that smell like fish?
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I'’m in. Let'’s go.
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Morgan?
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Oh, no thanks.
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I'’ve got class in the morning.
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Oh, no!
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This is so much fun.
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I can'’t believe I waited
200 years to redo our floors.
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Hey!
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When you tried to
remodel our last house
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the drawbridge collapsed and
we were castle-bound for weeks.
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You and Lancelot weren'’t
exactly complaining.
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Well, I had to do something
to occupy my time.
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Silly, rest assured...
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This time is going
to be different.
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First of all
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I have a kick-butt power tool
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and a new-fangled
invention called...
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Electricity!
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I Don'’t have a good
feeling about this.
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Trust me, I know
what i'’m doing.
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Whoo!
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Oh, lord!
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And I know what i'’mdoing.
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Aunt Zelda, what are
you doing here so early?
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Early? It'’s 4:00
in the afternoon.
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I knew that.
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I meant, what are you doing here
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so early in the year?
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I mean it could snow,
you could catch cold...
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But I see you
brought extra clothes.
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Why'’d you bring extra clothes?
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Hilda broke the house.
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Look... I see you'’ve
been pulling an all-nighter.
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Oh, I remember
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thosedays.
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What were you studying?
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Gomer and goober?
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I'’m not that familiar with
the German philosophers.
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Anyway, your aunt hilda...
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The human wrecking ball...
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Is on a home remodeling binge.
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Do you mind if I stay with you?
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Oh, not all.
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For how long?
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Oh, just a few days.
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A few days...
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It'’s so much more than one day.
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Well, I thought it would be fun
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to spend some time
with my favorite niece.
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That is, if she wants me.
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Oh, of course I want you.
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You know, it'’s just...
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My roommates might
feel a little weird about it.
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They kind of like to hang loose.
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No problem.
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I'’m the original
"hang loose" gal.
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I just love to go with
the flow, you know?
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Kick back...
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Chill out...
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Scour and disinfect.
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Good thing I brought
my cleaning supplies.
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You travel with
cleaning supplies?
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Oh, I guess you do.
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Just the essentials.
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And they'’re all
monogrammed, too.
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You know, when I went to school
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we didn'’t study like that.
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We sat at a table...
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Treated our books with care...
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And prayed that the students
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who'’d used them before
us hadn'’t died of the plague.
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You know, aunt Zelda
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things today are
a little different.
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I know
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and I Don'’t have
a problem with that
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because i'’m a...
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"hang-loose" gal.
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You really Don'’t have
to keep saying that.
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Fine. I'’ll just whip
up some dinner.
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Let'’s see what you have.
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Hmm. Diet soda, nail
Polish, and batteries.
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That should make
quite a casserole.
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Both: Hi.
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Hey, guys, listen...
My aunt'’s going to
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stay here for a few
days if it'’s okay with you.
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Oh, it'’ll be great.
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You can never have
enough adult supervision.
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And I can say that
with a big smile
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because I have a room of my own
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on a whole different floor.
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See ya.
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Well, I guess you did
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have me at your
house for Christmas
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and as my uncle
Louie "the lip" says
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"it'’s time to pay the Piper."
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Now, Don'’t worry, girls...
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You won'’t even know i'’m here.
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Oh, 10:00... Everybody
ready to turn in?
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Green acresis
just about to start.
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[ Green acrestheme playing]
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Ooh, I love gardening shows.
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It'’s not a gardening show.
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It'’s about a ditzy
Hungarian socialite
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who lives on a farm
with her husband
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and a pig named Arnold.
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You know, it
wouldn'’t hurt you girls
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to try to nourish your minds
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with something a
little more educational.
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We'’ve been nourishing
our minds all day.
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We need a funny pig.
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But there'’s a
wonderful production
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of die fleidermaus on pbs.
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♪ New York is where
i'’d rather stay... ♪
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[ Man singing German opera]
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Ah! Now that'’s what I
call a basso profundo.
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He'’s no Mr. Ziffle.
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I say we take a vote.
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Here'’s my vote...
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We let my aunt
watch her Nazi opera
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and we go to the student union
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and watch the pig
on the big screen.
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Good idea. Later.
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Bye, aunt Zelda.
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Oh, '’bye.
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Well, it looks like it'’s just
you and me, prince orlowski.
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I dream this dream a lot...
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But it usually involves
babydoll pajamas...
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And I can'’t remember
what you'’re wearing.
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Oh, hello, miles.
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I'’m going to be staying
here for a few days.
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I hope you Don'’t mind.
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Me? Yeah.
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No... I mean,
no, no, not at all.
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Good. Well, would you like to sit
and watch die fleidermauswith me?
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It would be the high
point of my existence.
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You Don'’t still have
that crush on me, do you?
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That? No.
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Way... over it.
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Gone, like ancient history.
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Oh!
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I think i'’ll go to my room.
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This is a much bigger
job than I thought.
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Especially after we add on
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the repair work to the floor.
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Or, we leave it like it is
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and turn the dining room
into a cock-fighting pit.
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I know we can get this job done.
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It'’s going to take a
little elbow grease.
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I'’m a cat. I Don'’t
have elbows.
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You, on the other hand,
have a magic finger.
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Use it... and get us out
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of this home-improvement
nightmare.
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Don'’t you want the satisfaction
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of knowing that we
did this ourselves?
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No, I want nothing
more than to eat, sleep
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and dream about
Mrs. Michael Douglas.
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I Don'’t care what
you and Zelda say.
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I am going to make our
house a nicer place to live.
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[ Sander buzzing]
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Whoa!
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Announcer: This
blade is amazing!
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Watch as it slices 10,000
pieces in under ten seconds...
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Aunt Zelda, you'’re up?
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Shh!
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I'’m ordering a ginzu knife.
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If I act now, they'’ll throw in
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a complete set of
titanium kabob skewers.
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And if I act now
256
00:09:02,655 --> 00:09:03,907
I might actually get some sleep.
257
00:09:03,931 --> 00:09:05,000
'’bye.
258
00:09:05,068 --> 00:09:06,000
Both: Good night.
259
00:09:06,068 --> 00:09:07,068
Yes?
260
00:09:07,137 --> 00:09:08,275
Oh, what the heck.
261
00:09:08,344 --> 00:09:09,344
We only live once.
262
00:09:09,413 --> 00:09:13,103
Throw in the Gabe
kaplan chicken deboner.
263
00:09:13,172 --> 00:09:14,732
Aunt Zelda, i'’m a
little confused here.
264
00:09:14,758 --> 00:09:16,517
When I left, you were
watching the opera.
265
00:09:16,586 --> 00:09:19,793
How did you go from die
fleidermausto deboner?
266
00:09:19,862 --> 00:09:22,586
Well, after the opera ended
267
00:09:22,655 --> 00:09:24,241
I was flipping
through the channels
268
00:09:24,310 --> 00:09:25,758
and that show came on...
269
00:09:25,827 --> 00:09:28,068
The one with the
Hungarian and the pig?
270
00:09:28,137 --> 00:09:31,241
And before I knew it, I
was laughing myself silly.
271
00:09:31,310 --> 00:09:34,965
Oh, that Gabor gal in the
peignoir, husking corn?
272
00:09:35,034 --> 00:09:36,448
Still tickles me.
273
00:09:36,517 --> 00:09:37,965
That'’s my favorite episode.
274
00:09:38,034 --> 00:09:41,551
I can'’t believe how
much i'’ve been missing.
275
00:09:41,620 --> 00:09:43,103
Sabrina, I know why
276
00:09:43,172 --> 00:09:44,931
you and roxie
ditched me tonight.
277
00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:46,931
Mm, because you'’re
a teeny-weeny bit
278
00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:48,620
of an uptight control freak?
279
00:09:48,689 --> 00:09:50,275
I was.
280
00:09:50,344 --> 00:09:51,551
But that'’s about to change.
281
00:09:51,620 --> 00:09:52,862
And you got all this
282
00:09:52,931 --> 00:09:54,171
just from watching green acres?
283
00:09:54,206 --> 00:09:56,896
Well, in watching
the way you kids live...
284
00:09:56,965 --> 00:09:58,344
When I was in college
285
00:09:58,413 --> 00:10:00,482
every time I wanted to cut loose
286
00:10:00,551 --> 00:10:02,827
somebody was there
telling me I couldn'’t.
287
00:10:02,896 --> 00:10:06,000
And usually that
somebody was me.
288
00:10:06,068 --> 00:10:07,206
Well, after all these years
289
00:10:07,275 --> 00:10:09,113
you'’re finally ready
to pop out of your shell.
290
00:10:09,137 --> 00:10:11,137
I'’m poised and ready to pop!
291
00:10:11,206 --> 00:10:13,275
You probably Don'’t want
me in the room for this.
292
00:10:14,344 --> 00:10:15,275
I'’m going to go.
293
00:10:15,344 --> 00:10:17,965
Well, that'’s
great. You go, girl.
294
00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:20,034
I mean, aunt girl.
295
00:10:20,103 --> 00:10:21,827
Whoo-hoo!
296
00:10:24,103 --> 00:10:27,620
Morning, aunt Zelda.
So, how'’d you sleep?
297
00:10:27,689 --> 00:10:28,896
Amazingly well.
298
00:10:28,965 --> 00:10:31,068
I'’m starving.
What'’s for breakfast?
299
00:10:31,137 --> 00:10:32,551
Oh, breakfast.
300
00:10:32,620 --> 00:10:34,103
The most important
meal of the day.
301
00:10:34,172 --> 00:10:36,241
You can have anything you want.
302
00:10:36,310 --> 00:10:37,586
Just reach in and grab
303
00:10:37,655 --> 00:10:39,275
the first thing that
appeals to you.
304
00:10:39,344 --> 00:10:42,275
Oh, I couldn'’t.
305
00:10:42,344 --> 00:10:44,172
Dare I?
306
00:10:44,241 --> 00:10:45,689
You must, unless
you want to go back
307
00:10:45,758 --> 00:10:46,998
to being your old uptight self.
308
00:10:47,034 --> 00:10:47,482
Never.
309
00:10:47,551 --> 00:10:48,551
Then watch and learn.
310
00:10:48,586 --> 00:10:50,620
[ Rock music playing]
311
00:11:20,793 --> 00:11:22,724
♪
312
00:11:27,310 --> 00:11:29,206
Not bad.
313
00:11:29,275 --> 00:11:30,896
In fact, it'’s delicious.
314
00:11:30,965 --> 00:11:32,493
Well, i'’m very proud
of you, aunt Zelda.
315
00:11:32,517 --> 00:11:34,317
You know, yesterday you
would never have eaten
316
00:11:34,344 --> 00:11:35,527
gummi bears with peanut butter
317
00:11:35,551 --> 00:11:37,071
and an eight-day-old
meatball sandwich.
318
00:11:37,103 --> 00:11:38,034
You'’re darn right I...
319
00:11:38,103 --> 00:11:40,310
How old was that meat?
320
00:11:40,379 --> 00:11:40,862
Do we care?
321
00:11:40,931 --> 00:11:41,379
No.
322
00:11:41,448 --> 00:11:42,379
Are we loose?
323
00:11:42,448 --> 00:11:43,448
Yes. We'’re loose.
324
00:11:43,482 --> 00:11:44,896
Give me an "l."
325
00:11:44,965 --> 00:11:46,413
We'’re not that loose.
326
00:11:46,482 --> 00:11:47,655
[ Whimpering]
327
00:11:47,724 --> 00:11:48,827
Come on, step it up.
328
00:11:48,896 --> 00:11:50,758
At this rate, we'’re
never going to finish.
329
00:11:50,827 --> 00:11:53,655
Oh! My feet are raw!
They'’re bleeding!
330
00:11:53,724 --> 00:11:54,965
[ Whimpering]
331
00:11:55,034 --> 00:11:56,034
Oh, you idiot!
332
00:11:56,068 --> 00:11:57,793
You put the sandpaper
on upside down.
333
00:11:57,862 --> 00:11:59,482
Let go of me.
334
00:11:59,551 --> 00:12:02,310
So, how'’s it going up there?
335
00:12:02,379 --> 00:12:03,758
Technically, what'’s
the difference
336
00:12:03,827 --> 00:12:05,413
between braids and knots?
337
00:12:05,482 --> 00:12:06,517
Knots? Oh, dear...
338
00:12:06,586 --> 00:12:08,275
I mean, whatever...
339
00:12:08,344 --> 00:12:09,344
I'’m up with that.
340
00:12:09,379 --> 00:12:11,586
The expression
is "down with that."
341
00:12:11,655 --> 00:12:13,413
And... you look great.
342
00:12:13,482 --> 00:12:15,862
You guys aren'’t
going to believe this.
343
00:12:15,931 --> 00:12:17,862
I got us invited
to a rave tonight.
344
00:12:17,931 --> 00:12:19,241
What'’s a rave?
345
00:12:19,310 --> 00:12:20,931
A wild dance party that happens
346
00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,275
with no advance warning.
347
00:12:22,344 --> 00:12:24,206
Someone gives you a
phone number, you call
348
00:12:24,275 --> 00:12:25,793
and then you get
another phone number.
349
00:12:25,862 --> 00:12:27,010
Then, if you sound cool enough
350
00:12:27,034 --> 00:12:28,314
they tell you
where the party is.
351
00:12:28,344 --> 00:12:31,310
But that leaves no time
to buy a hostess gift.
352
00:12:31,379 --> 00:12:32,655
Uh, not a big problem at raves.
353
00:12:32,724 --> 00:12:33,931
I'’ve got to go change.
354
00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,551
It could take me hours to find
355
00:12:35,620 --> 00:12:37,286
something that says
"I just threw this on."
356
00:12:37,310 --> 00:12:38,390
Oh, i'’d say you'’re there.
357
00:12:39,620 --> 00:12:40,965
I have to tell Josh
where to meet.
358
00:12:41,034 --> 00:12:43,275
Are you coming
with us, aunt Zelda?
359
00:12:43,344 --> 00:12:44,379
Oh, no.
360
00:12:44,448 --> 00:12:45,827
How could you just go to a party
361
00:12:45,896 --> 00:12:47,310
on the spur of the moment?
362
00:12:47,379 --> 00:12:49,620
Well, the spur is the
best part of the moment.
363
00:12:49,689 --> 00:12:52,482
Sorry, I have to teach
class in the morning.
364
00:12:52,551 --> 00:12:54,620
And besides... I look like
365
00:12:54,689 --> 00:12:57,379
an albino whoopi goldberg.
366
00:12:57,448 --> 00:13:00,413
[ Techno music playing]
367
00:13:05,620 --> 00:13:07,310
This party'’s so awesome.
368
00:13:07,379 --> 00:13:09,241
Who would have
thought youcould have
369
00:13:09,310 --> 00:13:11,275
gotten me invited
to such a cool party?
370
00:13:11,344 --> 00:13:12,551
Oh, Don'’t worry.
371
00:13:12,620 --> 00:13:14,310
It'’s won'’t happen again.
372
00:13:14,379 --> 00:13:15,793
Sabrina!
373
00:13:15,862 --> 00:13:17,482
I think I saw your
aunt over there.
374
00:13:17,551 --> 00:13:19,448
Really? So she showed up.
375
00:13:19,517 --> 00:13:20,620
Wow, what'’s she doing?
376
00:13:20,689 --> 00:13:21,724
Hiding in the corner
377
00:13:21,793 --> 00:13:23,172
clutching her hostess gift?
378
00:13:23,241 --> 00:13:25,241
I think she is the hostess gift.
379
00:13:25,310 --> 00:13:27,137
Whoo-hoo!
380
00:13:28,206 --> 00:13:30,310
Oh, hi, Sabrina.
381
00:13:30,379 --> 00:13:32,793
This rave is fabulous.
382
00:13:32,862 --> 00:13:34,137
Boys, would you mind
383
00:13:34,206 --> 00:13:35,689
passing me toward
the ladies'’ room?
384
00:13:35,758 --> 00:13:37,068
I need to freshen up a bit.
385
00:13:37,137 --> 00:13:40,482
Whoo-hoo!
386
00:13:43,310 --> 00:13:45,724
Am I hallucinating, or did
one of my primary caregivers
387
00:13:45,793 --> 00:13:48,241
just get passed over our heads
388
00:13:48,310 --> 00:13:49,448
like a sack of potatoes?
389
00:13:49,517 --> 00:13:51,827
[ Men chanting]
390
00:13:51,896 --> 00:13:54,000
Wow, if I had an aunt
that partied that hearty
391
00:13:54,068 --> 00:13:56,344
I might go home for
Thanksgiving once in a while.
392
00:13:56,413 --> 00:13:58,172
Uh, hello, remember me?
393
00:13:58,241 --> 00:13:59,689
Your girlfriend?
394
00:13:59,758 --> 00:14:00,896
Don'’t worry.
395
00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:01,896
We'’ll toss you around
396
00:14:01,965 --> 00:14:03,413
as soon as we'’re done with her.
397
00:14:03,482 --> 00:14:05,103
Okay, i'’ve got to
put a stop to this.
398
00:14:05,172 --> 00:14:06,172
Aunt Zelda!
399
00:14:06,241 --> 00:14:07,482
Can I talk to you for a second?
400
00:14:07,551 --> 00:14:08,793
Sure, honey.
401
00:14:08,862 --> 00:14:09,862
Okay, fellas.
402
00:14:09,896 --> 00:14:12,206
Time to touch terra firma.
403
00:14:13,793 --> 00:14:14,793
[ Laughing]
404
00:14:14,827 --> 00:14:16,724
Very smooth landing.
405
00:14:16,793 --> 00:14:17,965
Thank you.
406
00:14:18,034 --> 00:14:19,310
Vic.
407
00:14:19,379 --> 00:14:20,793
You'’re not a Vic.
408
00:14:20,862 --> 00:14:22,275
You'’re a Victor.
409
00:14:22,344 --> 00:14:24,310
A conqueror.
410
00:14:24,379 --> 00:14:25,965
Actually, i'’m a blauski.
411
00:14:26,034 --> 00:14:28,241
Vic blauski.
412
00:14:28,310 --> 00:14:29,724
Ah, yes.
413
00:14:29,793 --> 00:14:32,000
So it says on your tattoo.
414
00:14:33,103 --> 00:14:34,724
What are you doing?
415
00:14:34,793 --> 00:14:37,344
Having the time of my life.
416
00:14:37,413 --> 00:14:40,379
Thanks to you, I feel like
a young lass of 200 again.
417
00:14:40,448 --> 00:14:42,551
Aunt Zelda, I told you
to loosen up a little bit
418
00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:43,965
not become completely unraveled.
419
00:14:44,034 --> 00:14:45,689
I am not unraveled.
420
00:14:45,758 --> 00:14:47,586
But i'’m on my way.
421
00:14:47,655 --> 00:14:50,241
Boys, set me up again.
422
00:14:58,862 --> 00:15:00,103
Where have you been?
423
00:15:00,172 --> 00:15:01,517
It'’s 5:30 in the morning!
424
00:15:01,586 --> 00:15:03,793
You could have picked
up a phone and called.
425
00:15:03,862 --> 00:15:06,000
Well, I was with my friends.
426
00:15:06,068 --> 00:15:07,413
We weren'’t near a phone.
427
00:15:07,482 --> 00:15:08,482
That'’s no excuse.
428
00:15:08,517 --> 00:15:10,620
I have been up all night
worried sick about you.
429
00:15:10,689 --> 00:15:11,758
Well, i'’m sorry.
430
00:15:11,827 --> 00:15:14,172
I promise, next time
i'’ll be home before...
431
00:15:14,241 --> 00:15:16,310
Wait a minute,
you'’re not my mother.
432
00:15:16,379 --> 00:15:17,620
Aunt Zelda, do you realize
433
00:15:17,689 --> 00:15:19,482
you have a class to
teach in two hours?
434
00:15:19,551 --> 00:15:20,724
Yes, I do.
435
00:15:20,793 --> 00:15:23,344
Sabrina, I have been
where I am supposed to be
436
00:15:23,413 --> 00:15:25,896
every day for the
last 600 years.
437
00:15:25,965 --> 00:15:28,310
Tonight i'’m doing
something for me.
438
00:15:28,379 --> 00:15:30,344
Now, if you'’ll excuse me
439
00:15:30,413 --> 00:15:32,965
Vic is waiting for
me out in the Van.
440
00:15:33,034 --> 00:15:35,931
You are going out with a guy
named Vic who drives a Van?
441
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,034
He doesn'’t just drive a Van.
442
00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:40,068
He sells steaks out of the back.
443
00:15:41,827 --> 00:15:43,172
Done!
444
00:15:43,241 --> 00:15:46,379
And I must say, Martha Stewart
is an amateur compared to me.
445
00:15:46,448 --> 00:15:49,275
Except she probably never
varnished herself into a corner.
446
00:15:50,413 --> 00:15:53,310
First of all, I am
not in a corner.
447
00:15:53,379 --> 00:15:56,241
Secondly, how long do you
think it takes for varnish to dry?
448
00:15:56,310 --> 00:15:59,448
Hilda, if there was ever a
time to use your magic, it'’s now!
449
00:15:59,517 --> 00:16:02,275
All right, but I did all
the tough part myself.
450
00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:06,310
Well, that solves that problem.
451
00:16:06,379 --> 00:16:07,379
Aunt hilda!
452
00:16:09,034 --> 00:16:11,896
Why are my feet
sticking to the floor?
453
00:16:11,965 --> 00:16:15,517
Because you'’ve just ruined
nine hours of varnishing.
454
00:16:15,586 --> 00:16:17,517
Well, we'’ve got
bigger problems.
455
00:16:17,586 --> 00:16:20,724
Aunt Zelda stayed out all
night last night dancing at a rave.
456
00:16:20,793 --> 00:16:24,103
A rave? One of those
wild, out- of-control parties
457
00:16:24,172 --> 00:16:26,310
that usually end up being
shut down by the police?
458
00:16:26,379 --> 00:16:27,689
How come you didn'’t invite me?
459
00:16:27,758 --> 00:16:28,941
Aunt hilda, i'’m really worried.
460
00:16:28,965 --> 00:16:30,493
She'’s gone completely
off the deep end.
461
00:16:30,517 --> 00:16:31,758
Don'’t worry, Sabrina.
462
00:16:31,827 --> 00:16:33,665
It'’s good for Zelda
to loosen up a little bit.
463
00:16:33,689 --> 00:16:36,344
Well, Zelda spellman,
professor of quantum physics
464
00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:38,310
is now cruising
around town in a Van
465
00:16:38,379 --> 00:16:40,655
with a 22-year-old meat
salesman named Vic.
466
00:16:40,724 --> 00:16:43,241
We'’ve got to find Zelda
and talk some sense into her.
467
00:16:43,310 --> 00:16:44,827
We'’re also low on flank steak.
468
00:16:46,689 --> 00:16:47,758
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
469
00:16:47,827 --> 00:16:49,310
Hold your horses,
hold your horses.
470
00:16:49,379 --> 00:16:50,965
Hey, Vic, you
know what time it is?
471
00:16:51,034 --> 00:16:52,137
Yeah, i'’m sorry, man
472
00:16:52,206 --> 00:16:53,551
but my new lady, Zelda...
473
00:16:53,620 --> 00:16:55,000
She wants a tattoo.
474
00:16:55,068 --> 00:16:56,482
Zelda, meet Michelangelo
475
00:16:56,551 --> 00:16:58,206
the best tattoo
artist in the city.
476
00:16:58,275 --> 00:17:00,137
It'’s a pleasure to meet you.
477
00:17:00,206 --> 00:17:03,448
You are named after one
of my very favorite artists.
478
00:17:03,517 --> 00:17:06,172
You'’ve been over to my uncle
Michelangelo'’s parlor in Jersey, huh?
479
00:17:06,241 --> 00:17:07,793
Oh, no.
480
00:17:07,862 --> 00:17:09,758
I was talking about
the Michelangelo
481
00:17:09,827 --> 00:17:11,620
who painted the sistine chapel.
482
00:17:11,689 --> 00:17:13,448
Oh, great. More competition.
483
00:17:13,517 --> 00:17:15,448
This is Zelda'’s first tattoo.
484
00:17:15,517 --> 00:17:18,137
Better late than never. So,
what'’d you have in mind?
485
00:17:18,206 --> 00:17:20,344
Can you give me a rendering of
486
00:17:20,413 --> 00:17:23,413
Lucas cranach the
elder'’s judgment of Paris?
487
00:17:23,482 --> 00:17:26,413
No, but I can give you a rat
that says "keep on trucking."
488
00:17:26,482 --> 00:17:27,793
Go ahead, look around.
489
00:17:27,862 --> 00:17:29,379
See what you like, babe.
490
00:17:29,448 --> 00:17:31,310
Okay... babe.
491
00:17:37,310 --> 00:17:39,103
Zelda, what are you doing?
492
00:17:39,172 --> 00:17:40,413
Choosing a tattoo.
493
00:17:40,482 --> 00:17:42,275
And I can assure
you, it won'’t be of you.
494
00:17:42,344 --> 00:17:43,206
You can'’t get a tattoo.
495
00:17:43,275 --> 00:17:44,275
It'’s not your style.
496
00:17:44,310 --> 00:17:46,379
Maybe it wasn'’t
before, but it is now.
497
00:17:46,448 --> 00:17:48,517
Oh, yeah, your biceps
are just crying out for
498
00:17:48,586 --> 00:17:50,379
"so many chicks,
so little time."
499
00:17:50,448 --> 00:17:52,793
Look, I really Don'’t
appreciate the two of you
500
00:17:52,862 --> 00:17:54,241
interfering in my affairs.
501
00:17:54,310 --> 00:17:55,379
Welcome to my world.
502
00:17:55,448 --> 00:17:56,931
Yo, babe, you pick one out yet?
503
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,068
Not yet, babe.
504
00:17:59,137 --> 00:18:01,793
I would like for both
of you to leave, now.
505
00:18:01,862 --> 00:18:03,551
We can'’t leave you
here to ruin your life.
506
00:18:03,620 --> 00:18:04,896
I'’m not ruining it.
507
00:18:04,965 --> 00:18:07,896
I'’m changing it, and I refuse
to discuss this any further
508
00:18:07,965 --> 00:18:09,655
with a couple of
busybody tattoos.
509
00:18:11,482 --> 00:18:13,172
So, what'’s it
going to be, babe?
510
00:18:13,241 --> 00:18:14,793
I'’ve made up my mind.
511
00:18:14,862 --> 00:18:17,413
I want that Rose,
right over there.
512
00:18:17,482 --> 00:18:19,275
Spooky.
513
00:18:19,344 --> 00:18:22,206
That'’s the one mom picked.
514
00:18:23,413 --> 00:18:24,620
Get ready, babe
515
00:18:24,689 --> 00:18:26,413
'’cause this is going
to hurt like hell.
516
00:18:26,482 --> 00:18:27,482
Eh...
517
00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:31,172
Most chicks say it'’s
not as bad as childbirth.
518
00:18:31,241 --> 00:18:33,793
Well, now that i'’m
completely at ease...
519
00:18:33,862 --> 00:18:35,551
Ink me, baby.
520
00:18:37,620 --> 00:18:39,482
Something'’s wrong...
It'’s not working.
521
00:18:39,551 --> 00:18:41,379
I'’ve never seen
anything like this.
522
00:18:41,448 --> 00:18:43,068
Your skin won'’t absorb the ink.
523
00:18:43,137 --> 00:18:44,275
That'’s odd.
524
00:18:44,344 --> 00:18:46,620
That was a brand-new needle.
525
00:18:46,689 --> 00:18:48,896
Hey, lady, you got
some very weird flesh.
526
00:18:48,965 --> 00:18:50,586
Hey, Don'’t dis
my girl'’s flesh.
527
00:18:50,655 --> 00:18:52,689
Come on, babe,
we'’ll try another place.
528
00:18:52,758 --> 00:18:54,068
No.
529
00:18:54,137 --> 00:18:57,000
I should have realized
I couldn'’t get a tattoo.
530
00:18:57,068 --> 00:18:59,448
You want to get
something pierced instead?
531
00:18:59,517 --> 00:19:01,344
I'’m sorry, Vic.
532
00:19:01,413 --> 00:19:03,275
This just isn'’t
going to work out.
533
00:19:03,344 --> 00:19:04,344
Why not?
534
00:19:04,379 --> 00:19:07,172
'’cause i'’m trying to
be something i'’m not.
535
00:19:07,241 --> 00:19:09,862
It'’s not you, it'’s me.
536
00:19:09,931 --> 00:19:11,310
Good-bye...
537
00:19:11,379 --> 00:19:13,413
Babe.
538
00:19:13,482 --> 00:19:15,862
Good-bye, babe.
539
00:19:15,931 --> 00:19:19,068
Hey, i'’m sorry, man.
540
00:19:19,137 --> 00:19:21,241
So, how'’s the
rib eye this week?
541
00:19:21,310 --> 00:19:23,551
I'’d go with the porterhouse.
542
00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:25,034
Well, that was a
big waste of time.
543
00:19:25,103 --> 00:19:26,344
It'’s all my fault.
544
00:19:26,413 --> 00:19:28,373
I only meant to loosen
aunt Zelda up a little bit.
545
00:19:28,413 --> 00:19:30,034
Instead I turned
her into trailer trash.
546
00:19:30,103 --> 00:19:31,620
Maybe it'’s not
such a bad thing.
547
00:19:31,689 --> 00:19:33,896
Now i'’m the classy
one in the house.
548
00:19:33,965 --> 00:19:35,172
Drat!
549
00:19:35,241 --> 00:19:37,241
We'’re out of pork
rinds and ding dongs.
550
00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:39,413
Aunt Zelda, you'’re back!
551
00:19:39,482 --> 00:19:41,344
With no visible tattoo.
552
00:19:41,413 --> 00:19:42,551
I didn'’t get a tattoo.
553
00:19:42,620 --> 00:19:44,517
Oh, so we did
get through to you.
554
00:19:44,586 --> 00:19:45,689
I'’m so glad.
555
00:19:45,758 --> 00:19:46,793
It'’s nice to know that
556
00:19:46,862 --> 00:19:48,251
I helped my sister
in her time of need.
557
00:19:48,275 --> 00:19:50,413
The needle wouldn'’t
penetrate my skin.
558
00:19:50,482 --> 00:19:54,000
My witch subconscious
wouldn'’t allow me to do something
559
00:19:54,068 --> 00:19:55,344
so untrue to myself.
560
00:19:55,413 --> 00:19:56,655
Same thing happened to me
561
00:19:56,724 --> 00:19:58,620
when I tried to
become a nutritionist.
562
00:19:58,689 --> 00:20:01,517
I guess i'’m just
condemned for all eternity
563
00:20:01,586 --> 00:20:03,827
to be a beautiful,
uptight genius.
564
00:20:03,896 --> 00:20:05,103
Give yourself a hundred years.
565
00:20:05,172 --> 00:20:06,251
You won'’t be so beautiful.
566
00:20:06,275 --> 00:20:08,448
Thank you so very much.
567
00:20:08,517 --> 00:20:11,448
Aunt Zelda, you'’re not
condemned to be uptight.
568
00:20:11,517 --> 00:20:12,896
Your subconscious
didn'’t stop you
569
00:20:12,965 --> 00:20:15,310
from eating gummi bears
and an eight-day-old meatball.
570
00:20:15,379 --> 00:20:17,413
No, I guess it didn'’t.
571
00:20:17,482 --> 00:20:18,517
See, you can loosen up.
572
00:20:18,586 --> 00:20:20,226
You just have to stay
true to who you are.
573
00:20:20,275 --> 00:20:21,827
You'’re right, Sabrina.
574
00:20:21,896 --> 00:20:24,379
Thanks to you, I can
still be a hang-loose gal.
575
00:20:24,448 --> 00:20:25,551
Ow!
576
00:20:25,620 --> 00:20:27,034
Of course you can.
577
00:20:27,103 --> 00:20:29,310
Now, want to go out
and get some breakfast?
578
00:20:29,379 --> 00:20:30,586
Now?
579
00:20:30,655 --> 00:20:32,310
Shouldn'’t you be
getting ready for class?
580
00:20:32,379 --> 00:20:35,413
And by the way, Sabrina, if
you keep up that partying all night
581
00:20:35,482 --> 00:20:37,344
you are going to
flunk out of college.
582
00:20:37,413 --> 00:20:38,655
So much for hanging loose.
583
00:20:38,724 --> 00:20:39,931
Welcome back, aunt Zelda.
584
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,310
Salem: Help, cat
stuck in varnish!
585
00:20:42,379 --> 00:20:44,310
On second thought,
breakfast sounds good.
586
00:20:48,758 --> 00:20:50,172
[ Doorbell rings]
587
00:20:53,482 --> 00:20:55,310
One of us should
really get that.
588
00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:56,758
Yeah, one of us should.
589
00:20:56,827 --> 00:20:58,517
The youngest or the closest?
590
00:20:58,586 --> 00:21:01,275
I can'’t make such a
big decision right now.
591
00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:03,344
Let'’s wait till the
next commercial.
592
00:21:03,413 --> 00:21:04,896
Oh, i'’ll get it.
593
00:21:04,965 --> 00:21:06,551
Come in!
594
00:21:06,620 --> 00:21:07,758
Hi!
595
00:21:07,827 --> 00:21:09,379
Oh, no, not again.
596
00:21:09,448 --> 00:21:10,448
Oh, relax.
597
00:21:10,482 --> 00:21:11,655
I'’m not moving in.
598
00:21:11,724 --> 00:21:13,000
I just came by to drop off
599
00:21:13,068 --> 00:21:14,655
a little thank-you
gift from Zelda.
600
00:21:16,551 --> 00:21:18,275
Oh, a suitcase full of raw meat.
601
00:21:18,344 --> 00:21:19,517
That'’s so thoughtful.
602
00:21:19,586 --> 00:21:20,896
And so marbled.
603
00:21:20,965 --> 00:21:22,586
I'’m keeping the t-bone. Bye!
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