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[Doorbell rings]
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There'’s your
other realm gazette,
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and I need to collect.
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You'’re the newspaper boy?
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My mother took
a lot of folic acid
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when I was in utero.
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My aunts aren'’t home and I
Don'’t have any money, so...
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Little Mikey gets stiffed!
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Uh, can you come back tomorrow?
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Oh, sure, "come back tomorrow.
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Oh, I Don'’t get
paid till Friday."
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Everybody'’s got an excuse.
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You know, I give
excellent service, but...
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"Excellent service"?
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Last Tuesday'’s paper
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was from 1948,
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and Monday'’s paper
was wrapped around a fish.
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I'’ve been sick.
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Well, when we get our
replacement papers,
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you'’ll get paid.
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Fine.
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[Doorbell rings]
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[Thunder crashing]
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Oh, well, looks like it'’s
going to be sunny tomorrow.
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♪
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♪ Secrets
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♪ you'’re never gonna know ♪
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♪ you'’re never gonna get it ♪
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♪ nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
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♪ secrets, secrets
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♪ secrets.
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♪
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Hey, listen to this
wedding announcement.
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"Laird Prescott to marry
Annabelle saberhagen."
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Is she any relation to you?
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Me?
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Why, no.
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Of course no...
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[Crying]
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She'’s my daughter.
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"Daughter"? You have a daughter?
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Salem has a daughter?
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He'’s 500 years old.
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He didn'’t spend allthat
time watching television.
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Annabelle hasn'’t been in
touch with him for decades.
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It'’s caused him
many sleepless nights,
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which is why he sleeps all day.
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It'’stheir family, their
rift... We leave it alone...
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And that'’s coming from
me, a real busybody.
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Salem has a daughter?
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I know it'’s personal
and I Don'’t want to pry,
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so I won'’t ask any questions.
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Thank you.
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Annabelle blames me
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for being away so much
when she was growing up.
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Is that because you were
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away so much when
she was growing up?
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Yeah... but collapsing
governments isn'’t
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something you can do from home.
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You know, i'’m finding it
hard to be impartial here,
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but there'’s so little
you'’ve done right.
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Why didn'’t you ever call?
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I felt too guilty to call,
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and then when I was found guilty
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I reallyfelt too guilty to call.
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But I still love
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my little pumpkin.
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[Sobbing]
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Is there anything
I can do to help?
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Just spitballing, but...
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So let me get this straight...
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My father is your house pet?
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A very contrite house pet
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and-and he loves you very much
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and he desperately wants
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to share your wedding with you.
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[Sobbing]
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He does?
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[Sobbing]
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You certainly got
your father'’s cry.
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I always wanted him
to be in my wedding.
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I just wanted him to ask.
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Well, i'’m asking for him.
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Close enough.
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[Sobbing]
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Oh, i'’m sorry.
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I'’m just so overwhelmed.
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There'’s so much to
planning a wedding.
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I could help.
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I-I could fold napkins
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or handle the guest
book, park cars...
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Would you be my maid of honor?
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Oh, as if we know each other?
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Who better to
share my special day
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than the person responsible
for mending the rift
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between my daddy and me?
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Other than a sister
or a college roommate
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or a lifelong friend, I
can'’t think of anyone.
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[Chuckles]
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[Sobbing]
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Thank you.
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Hey.
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Guess what this is.
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You have a shop full
of unhappy customers.
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No, it'’s bread.
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It'’s from that bakery that
we both loved so much
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back in the 17th century.
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Have a bite.
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Mmm...
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Where did you get this?
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I thought we cleaned
out the freezer.
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I found the instruction manual
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to the lost-in-time clock,
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and I was so bored,
I actually read it.
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Check out all the great things
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this clock can do.
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Been able to make
it tell time yet?
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Not yet...
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But it can answer
questions about history...
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Which I Don'’t care
about but you will...
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And it can bring back
anything you want
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from any year you want,
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and it'’s a salad spinner.
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Go ahead, play with the clock.
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Well, shouldn'’t we be out there
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helping the customers?
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Oh, they'’ll go away...
They always do.
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Check it out.
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I can'’t believe my little girl
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has finally forgiven me.
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From here on in,
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whatever pumpkin
wants, pumpkin gets.
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And she wants you
to perform the duties
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of father of the bride.
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Are you nuts?
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I just wanted to go
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and watch it from the
back, like Stella Dallas.
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I can'’t do father-
of-the-bride stuff.
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I'’m a cat.
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You can write a check
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and walk her down the aisle.
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But what'’ll I do on the
father-daughter dance...
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Ride on her shoe?
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And I can'’t...
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Hey...
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Would you be my second
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and perform any duties
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i'’m too furry to do?
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Maid of honor, backup
father of the bride...
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Fine, but I draw
the line at catering.
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I'’m so glad you two
patched everything up.
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Me, too.
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We need dates.
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Oh, good heavens, yes.
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We can'’t go
unescorted to a wedding.
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They'’ll try to fix us up
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with every loser in the place.
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You can hook up
with my uncle morty.
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You mean, uncle
inappropriate behavior?
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Oh, I wish I could take Willard.
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But fortunately, it'’s
in the other realm,
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so you can'’t.
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This looks like a
job for mystery date.
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What?
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Another feature
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of our little clock.
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All we have to do is state
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which qualities we
want in our mystery date
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and then spin the
hands of the clock.
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I'’d like someone who is
independent, adventurous
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and likes long
walks on the beach.
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Leif ericson?
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You forgot to say,
"but who isn'’t a viking."
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I Don'’t want to pick,
but maybe it'’s time
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for you to clean
out your locker.
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They'’re bridal magazines.
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Somehow, I got roped
into helping plan a wedding.
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I was talking about
the old sandwiches.
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Sabrina and I share lockers.
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It'’s kind of like
living together.
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I'’m all gooey inside.
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Looks like Sabrina'’s
planning a wedding.
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I wonder whose.
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If the tux fits, buddy.
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That doesn'’t
sound like Sabrina.
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We'’re going to college.
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I'’m driving the indy 500.
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No way she'’s thinking
about marriage.
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That'’s what my brother thought.
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Now he'’s got three kids.
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Copernicus may have realized
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that the earth isn'’t the
center of the universe,
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but he hasn'’t
realized that heisn'’t.
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I'’m going to spin again.
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No! It'’s my turn.
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You'’ve already
sent back 16 guys.
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Go through your
"maybe" pile again.
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Well, leif issmelling
better now that he'’s dry.
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I want someone who'’ll
take out the garbage...
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In other words,
the outdoorsy type.
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Davy Crockett?
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I'’m Daniel Boone.
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Excuse me. [Anxious laugh]
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I think the realdavy
Crockett would be
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a little less touchy.
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Josh...
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If you'’re going to
drool over Sabrina,
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do it over the spill tray.
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[Scoffs]
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I do not like Sabrina.
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Hey, Harvey'’s here.
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Can I take my break now?
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Just finish wiping the counter
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if you think your love
can wait that long.
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I'’m just going to go up to her
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and ask her about the magazines.
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That'’s a good idea.
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I think it'’s about time
you two had the talk.
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"The talk"?
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Yeah, you bring
this up with Sabrina
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and you'’re going
to have to talk to her
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about whether or not
you want to marry her...
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Which you Don'’t.
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That'’s going to upset her.
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She'’s going to
break up with you,
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and then you can go to motocross
with me on Saturday night.
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I got to go think.
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How about I take
two breaks later?
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You know what'’s
wrong with women?
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I'’m dying to know.
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They keep yanking that leash
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until the poor dog
turns around and bites.
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I'’ll embroider
that on a pillow.
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You want to hear
what I just heard?
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You know, marnie, you'’re
nothing but a gossipmonger.
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It'’s about Sabrina and Harvey.
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I Don'’t care if it'’s
about Sabrina and...
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Tell me later.
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[Humming cheerfully]
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Let'’s check the
fifth at aqueduct.
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[Thunder crashing]
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Daddy?
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Your daughter is here.
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Oh, no.
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I'’ve waited 50 years to
see her, and she picks now?
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Oh, why did I choose today
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to sample the new
mexicanscience diet?
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[Whimpers]
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Daddy, where are you?
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Be right there.
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[Hums, then clears throat]
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Oh...
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Daddy!
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Pumpkin! [Sobbing]
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I missed you, my
precious little girl.
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Me, too.
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Oh...
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Is that sand on your paws?
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Oh...
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Hey, I thought Harvey
was coming back
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but since he hasn'’t,
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can I take my two
breaks from today
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00:09:19,551 --> 00:09:21,206
plus one from tomorrow
and leave now?
264
00:09:21,275 --> 00:09:23,448
Oh, man, I hate word problems.
265
00:09:23,517 --> 00:09:25,275
Here'’s a hint.
The answer'’s yes.
266
00:09:25,344 --> 00:09:26,344
Go.
267
00:09:30,655 --> 00:09:32,620
Now, what exactly did you hear
268
00:09:32,689 --> 00:09:34,275
about Harvey and Sabrina?
269
00:09:34,344 --> 00:09:37,068
It sounded like they
might be breaking up.
270
00:09:37,137 --> 00:09:38,758
Apparently, Harvey
won'’t be standing
271
00:09:38,827 --> 00:09:40,620
in the way of destiny anymore.
272
00:09:40,689 --> 00:09:41,862
Okay, good.
273
00:09:41,931 --> 00:09:44,482
Because I am not letting
Sabrina get away again.
274
00:09:44,551 --> 00:09:47,068
The next time I see
her, i'’m asking her out.
275
00:09:47,137 --> 00:09:49,620
Oh, I forgot my backpack.
276
00:09:49,689 --> 00:09:52,379
That didn'’t count.
277
00:09:56,275 --> 00:09:59,068
What do you think about
this for my bouquet?
278
00:09:59,137 --> 00:10:00,413
Bouquet?
279
00:10:00,482 --> 00:10:01,724
At a wedding?
280
00:10:01,793 --> 00:10:03,206
What am I missing here?
281
00:10:03,275 --> 00:10:04,620
At an other realm wedding
282
00:10:04,689 --> 00:10:06,586
the maid of honor
carries a sapling.
283
00:10:06,655 --> 00:10:07,586
You mean a tree?
284
00:10:07,655 --> 00:10:08,793
Just a small one,
285
00:10:08,862 --> 00:10:10,827
and-and it'’s planted
in a sacred grove
286
00:10:10,896 --> 00:10:13,793
and every year the couple
visits it on their anniversary.
287
00:10:13,862 --> 00:10:15,206
Oh, that'’s kind of sweet.
288
00:10:15,275 --> 00:10:18,586
Not surprisingly, a popular
wedding gift is manure.
289
00:10:18,655 --> 00:10:22,103
Okay, but it doesn'’t get
any weirder than that, right?
290
00:10:26,448 --> 00:10:28,827
Are you sure i'’m
supposed to be wearing this?
291
00:10:28,896 --> 00:10:31,413
I might have dyed the
boots to match the dress.
292
00:10:31,482 --> 00:10:34,206
Yep, that'’s the traditional
maid of honor outfit.
293
00:10:34,275 --> 00:10:36,862
Don'’t you guys ever
question these traditions?
294
00:10:36,931 --> 00:10:38,724
It'’s been traditional not to.
295
00:10:38,793 --> 00:10:41,551
Hey, it'’s Davy Crockett!
296
00:10:41,620 --> 00:10:42,724
Daniel Boone.
297
00:10:42,793 --> 00:10:44,103
Sorry.
298
00:10:44,172 --> 00:10:46,310
Good lord, Sabrina,
you'’re the maid of honor?!
299
00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:48,793
So? Other than looking
like a "before" picture,
300
00:10:48,862 --> 00:10:50,310
it doesn'’t seem thathard.
301
00:10:50,379 --> 00:10:51,769
Oh, that'’s right...
You'’ve never been
302
00:10:51,793 --> 00:10:53,073
to an other realm
wedding before.
303
00:10:53,103 --> 00:10:56,344
Well... good luck.
304
00:10:56,413 --> 00:10:57,586
This way.
305
00:10:59,724 --> 00:11:02,724
["Bunny hop" playing]
306
00:11:06,034 --> 00:11:09,379
Are they bunny hopping?
307
00:11:09,448 --> 00:11:12,241
Of course. It symbolizes
the importance of whimsy
308
00:11:12,310 --> 00:11:13,931
in a lasting relationship.
309
00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:17,172
And what do the sheep symbolize?
310
00:11:17,241 --> 00:11:20,551
Nothing. Apparently this
place is close to a ranch.
311
00:11:20,620 --> 00:11:22,862
I'’m ready.
312
00:11:22,931 --> 00:11:24,517
Wow.
313
00:11:24,586 --> 00:11:27,965
I wanted to say something
wise and wonderful right now,
314
00:11:28,034 --> 00:11:29,758
but I can'’t think of anything.
315
00:11:29,827 --> 00:11:31,482
Except I love you...
316
00:11:31,551 --> 00:11:35,137
[Sobbing]: And I hope the
band knows some Ohio players.
317
00:11:35,206 --> 00:11:36,758
Oh, look.
318
00:11:36,827 --> 00:11:38,931
There'’s my beloved
laird waiting for me.
319
00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,068
Isn'’t it amazing how all men
320
00:11:41,137 --> 00:11:42,931
look great in a suit of armor?
321
00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,448
[Dramatic classical
music playing]
322
00:11:44,517 --> 00:11:45,931
This is the kind of music
323
00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,137
that Brian boitano
wears the darkskates for.
324
00:11:48,206 --> 00:11:50,482
It'’s the other realm
"wedding march."
325
00:11:50,551 --> 00:11:53,241
Time to start down the aisle.
326
00:11:53,310 --> 00:11:55,931
So where'’s the sapling
i'’m supposed to carry?
327
00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,068
Behind you.
328
00:11:59,862 --> 00:12:01,965
The bigger the tree,
the greater the love.
329
00:12:05,068 --> 00:12:07,758
Couldn'’t you have
married for money?
330
00:12:07,827 --> 00:12:10,896
Thanks for letting me practice what
i'’m going to say to Sabrina on you.
331
00:12:10,965 --> 00:12:12,068
No problem.
332
00:12:12,137 --> 00:12:14,482
You Don'’t really think
she'’ll start weeping
333
00:12:14,551 --> 00:12:16,068
and shouting, "dear heavens,
334
00:12:16,137 --> 00:12:18,517
this is going to change
everything forever,"
335
00:12:18,586 --> 00:12:20,068
like you did, do you?
336
00:12:23,206 --> 00:12:25,103
[Grunting]
337
00:12:27,517 --> 00:12:29,103
Put some shoulder
in it, Sabrina.
338
00:12:29,172 --> 00:12:32,827
You'’re holding up
the whole wedding.
339
00:12:32,896 --> 00:12:35,896
Hey, Jim, did you
bring your bowie knife?
340
00:12:35,965 --> 00:12:38,241
It'’s Daniel.
341
00:12:38,310 --> 00:12:43,827
The wedding ceremony
is important for all of us
342
00:12:43,896 --> 00:12:46,206
because it includes
ancient traditions...
343
00:12:46,275 --> 00:12:47,448
[Labored breathing]
344
00:12:51,862 --> 00:12:53,655
ancient traditions
345
00:12:53,724 --> 00:12:55,206
that remind us
346
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:58,137
of the sacred
sanctity of marriage.
347
00:12:58,206 --> 00:13:01,448
Let'’s blow up the balloon.
348
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,758
You got to be kidding me.
349
00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:07,103
The maid of honor always
blows up the balloon.
350
00:13:09,758 --> 00:13:12,724
The inflated balloon
symbolizes...[Labored blowing]
351
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:14,931
[Clears throat]
352
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,034
The inflatedballoon...
353
00:13:17,103 --> 00:13:18,586
Symbolizes
354
00:13:18,655 --> 00:13:20,000
that a couple needs...
355
00:13:20,068 --> 00:13:21,172
[Balloon deflates]
356
00:13:22,310 --> 00:13:23,655
[Groans]
357
00:13:23,724 --> 00:13:24,724
Zelda: Sabrina...
358
00:13:24,793 --> 00:13:26,241
You can use magic.
359
00:13:30,034 --> 00:13:32,172
You could have used
magic to bring the tree in, too,
360
00:13:32,241 --> 00:13:34,103
but I guess it'’s too
late to tell you that.
361
00:13:34,172 --> 00:13:35,862
The inflated balloon
362
00:13:35,931 --> 00:13:39,310
symbolizes that a couple
needs to love each other
363
00:13:39,379 --> 00:13:40,965
with every breath.
364
00:13:42,275 --> 00:13:44,034
Please tell me
that'’s all I have to do.
365
00:13:44,103 --> 00:13:45,103
Pretty much.
366
00:13:45,172 --> 00:13:46,344
And now,
367
00:13:46,413 --> 00:13:48,275
for the most sacred moment
368
00:13:48,344 --> 00:13:51,241
of the wedding
ceremony... The ring.
369
00:13:51,310 --> 00:13:53,172
I Don'’t have it. I
didn'’t bring a ring.
370
00:13:56,517 --> 00:13:57,724
That'’s the ring.
371
00:13:57,793 --> 00:13:59,000
The father of the bride
372
00:13:59,068 --> 00:14:00,379
will now wrestle
373
00:14:00,448 --> 00:14:01,689
the father of the groom
374
00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:04,103
for the right of his daughter
375
00:14:04,172 --> 00:14:06,034
to marry his son.
376
00:14:06,103 --> 00:14:08,310
Okay, now the wedding'’s
just getting weird.
377
00:14:08,379 --> 00:14:09,965
Don'’t worry...
you can take him.
378
00:14:10,034 --> 00:14:10,724
Me?
379
00:14:10,793 --> 00:14:12,137
You'’re my second,
380
00:14:12,206 --> 00:14:15,000
and i'’m protected by
the humane society.
381
00:14:15,068 --> 00:14:16,689
Annabelle: Sabrina,
please fight for me.
382
00:14:16,758 --> 00:14:18,551
If you Don'’t win,
I can'’t marry laird,
383
00:14:18,620 --> 00:14:20,758
and I just can'’t
imagine life without laird.
384
00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:22,034
[Crying]
385
00:14:25,310 --> 00:14:28,206
But you can imagine
life without me?
386
00:14:33,034 --> 00:14:34,620
What'’s up, kinkle?
387
00:14:34,689 --> 00:14:36,379
As soon as Sabrina gets in,
388
00:14:36,448 --> 00:14:38,862
i'’m going to have
"the talk" with her.
389
00:14:38,931 --> 00:14:40,758
Really? I mean, well...
390
00:14:40,827 --> 00:14:42,413
Good luck, man.
391
00:14:45,482 --> 00:14:48,344
There goes another dog
who'’s about to shed his leash.
392
00:14:51,034 --> 00:14:52,896
According to my sources,
393
00:14:52,965 --> 00:14:55,034
the breakup is imminent...
394
00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:57,482
If I understand
my dog analogies.
395
00:14:57,551 --> 00:14:58,931
Thanks for the info.
396
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:02,379
Now, why Don'’t
you get back to work.
397
00:15:02,448 --> 00:15:05,586
That'’s code for "why
Don'’t you get back to work."
398
00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:08,931
Ladies and gentlemen,
399
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,137
in this corner,
400
00:15:11,206 --> 00:15:15,137
weighing 267 pounds,
401
00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:17,310
the father of the groom
402
00:15:17,379 --> 00:15:21,275
Xavier "the avenger" Prescott!
403
00:15:21,344 --> 00:15:23,620
[People cheering]
404
00:15:23,689 --> 00:15:26,137
This part of weddings
always gets me.
405
00:15:26,206 --> 00:15:29,344
And in this corner, at 110,
406
00:15:29,413 --> 00:15:31,275
Sabrina "hasn'’t got a nickname"
407
00:15:31,344 --> 00:15:34,517
spellman!
408
00:15:34,586 --> 00:15:35,413
[People cheering]
409
00:15:35,482 --> 00:15:38,000
What do I do?
410
00:15:38,068 --> 00:15:39,620
Go for his weak point.
411
00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:40,620
Which is where?
412
00:15:40,689 --> 00:15:41,689
[Bell dings]
413
00:15:46,931 --> 00:15:50,517
[Sabrina yells]
414
00:15:50,586 --> 00:15:51,586
[Screams]
415
00:15:55,310 --> 00:15:56,413
Don'’t let him pin you
416
00:15:56,482 --> 00:15:57,965
or the match is over!
417
00:16:03,137 --> 00:16:04,517
Go, Sabrina!
418
00:16:04,586 --> 00:16:05,793
Kick him!
419
00:16:05,862 --> 00:16:07,482
Gouge his eyes!
420
00:16:07,551 --> 00:16:09,448
Really! This is a wedding!
421
00:16:09,517 --> 00:16:10,586
[Grunting]
422
00:16:21,517 --> 00:16:23,724
[Grunting]
423
00:16:23,793 --> 00:16:25,793
[Sabrina shouting]
424
00:16:25,862 --> 00:16:26,965
[Screams]
425
00:16:29,206 --> 00:16:32,275
You know, whoever catches
the wrestler gets married next.
426
00:16:32,344 --> 00:16:34,286
That'’s it... next wedding,
i'’m just sending a gift.
427
00:16:34,310 --> 00:16:36,172
Sabrina, your slip is showing.
428
00:16:43,034 --> 00:16:46,034
Salem: This isn'’t right.
429
00:16:46,103 --> 00:16:47,931
I can'’t just sit here and watch
430
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,172
while poor Annabelle
loses her love.
431
00:16:50,241 --> 00:16:52,689
Not to mention
Sabrina getting filleted.
432
00:16:52,758 --> 00:16:55,034
Annabelle, i'’m
going in the ring!
433
00:16:55,103 --> 00:16:57,689
I'’m so glad I spent
three hours doing my hair!
434
00:16:57,758 --> 00:17:01,344
[Salem yelping, shouting]
435
00:17:01,413 --> 00:17:04,068
Saved by Daniel Boone!
436
00:17:04,137 --> 00:17:06,758
It'’s Daniel Boone!
437
00:17:06,827 --> 00:17:08,379
Sorry.
438
00:17:08,448 --> 00:17:10,000
[Salem yells]
439
00:17:10,068 --> 00:17:12,379
[Salem whimpering]
440
00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:16,655
One! Two!
441
00:17:16,724 --> 00:17:18,068
[Bell dings]Three!
442
00:17:18,137 --> 00:17:20,758
The winner!
443
00:17:24,413 --> 00:17:27,275
Please stay down.
444
00:17:27,344 --> 00:17:28,931
I'’m glad you won.
445
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,068
With my other son, I got beat up
446
00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:35,034
Andi'’ve got
gypsies as relatives.
447
00:17:36,241 --> 00:17:41,275
And now for the
exchanging of the ring fingers.
448
00:17:44,344 --> 00:17:45,896
Sabrina: Ugh!
449
00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:47,845
Gross, gross, gross,
gross, gross, gross, gross.
450
00:17:47,896 --> 00:17:50,689
You are now part
of each other forever.
451
00:17:50,758 --> 00:17:53,275
I declare you husband and wife.
452
00:17:53,344 --> 00:17:55,206
You may kiss the bride.
453
00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:57,724
Finally, a tradition
i'’ve heard of.
454
00:17:57,793 --> 00:18:00,000
Aren'’t you going to kiss me?
455
00:18:03,758 --> 00:18:07,172
[Crying]: It'’s
beautiful... Just beautiful.
456
00:18:09,827 --> 00:18:11,965
Well, I dropped
Sabrina off at work
457
00:18:12,034 --> 00:18:14,034
and sent leif back to Greenland.
458
00:18:14,103 --> 00:18:15,896
You didsend Daniel back,
459
00:18:15,965 --> 00:18:16,793
didn'’t you?
460
00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:18,655
Hey, it'’s a rule.
461
00:18:18,724 --> 00:18:20,862
What is that vile odor?
462
00:18:20,931 --> 00:18:23,206
It'’s possum pie...
463
00:18:23,275 --> 00:18:25,793
The real stuff, not
with ritz crackers.
464
00:18:25,862 --> 00:18:28,586
I think you might have
gotten some glands in there.
465
00:18:29,689 --> 00:18:31,482
There'’s my pie.
466
00:18:31,551 --> 00:18:34,896
So we already have nicknames?
467
00:18:34,965 --> 00:18:37,655
Thank you, darling.
468
00:18:37,724 --> 00:18:39,103
Well...
469
00:18:39,172 --> 00:18:40,758
I have to send you back...
470
00:18:40,827 --> 00:18:43,137
So I finally picked a date.
471
00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:45,103
How about the 12th of never?
472
00:18:50,827 --> 00:18:51,758
What are you doing here?
473
00:18:51,827 --> 00:18:52,907
After Harvey talks to Sabrina,
474
00:18:52,931 --> 00:18:54,079
he'’s going to need
someone around
475
00:18:54,103 --> 00:18:55,103
to pick up the pieces.
476
00:18:57,965 --> 00:18:59,862
After Harvey talks to Sabrina,
477
00:18:59,931 --> 00:19:01,413
you might want to
pick up the pieces.
478
00:19:01,482 --> 00:19:03,206
Check. And if all goes well,
479
00:19:03,275 --> 00:19:05,862
you and I will have
nothing more to talk about.
480
00:19:09,275 --> 00:19:11,448
Kinkle...
481
00:19:11,517 --> 00:19:12,758
Good luck, man.
482
00:19:14,896 --> 00:19:16,137
Thanks.
483
00:19:17,896 --> 00:19:21,034
Hey. So what'’s
tickin'’, chicken?
484
00:19:22,344 --> 00:19:23,793
I'’ll never say that again.
485
00:19:24,896 --> 00:19:27,724
Sabrina... I love you.
486
00:19:27,793 --> 00:19:30,931
Really? Even after
"what'’s tickin'’, chicken?"
487
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,689
[Laughing]
488
00:19:32,758 --> 00:19:35,103
I bought you this.
489
00:19:38,551 --> 00:19:40,000
A ring?
490
00:19:40,068 --> 00:19:42,448
Harvey, does this mean
what I think it means?
491
00:19:42,517 --> 00:19:44,482
Probably not.
492
00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:45,965
See...
493
00:19:46,034 --> 00:19:48,448
I Don'’t want to get
married... I'’m not ready.
494
00:19:48,517 --> 00:19:50,068
Good. Neither am I.
495
00:19:50,137 --> 00:19:51,275
You'’re not?
496
00:19:51,344 --> 00:19:53,448
Of course not, i'’m
still in high school.
497
00:19:53,517 --> 00:19:55,172
I have my whole
life ahead of me.
498
00:19:55,241 --> 00:19:56,655
I'’m not ready to have someone
499
00:19:56,724 --> 00:19:58,413
carry a tree down
an aisle for me.
500
00:19:58,482 --> 00:19:59,413
A tree?
501
00:19:59,482 --> 00:20:01,034
Yeah. My dad'’s kind of wooden.
502
00:20:01,103 --> 00:20:02,758
Wait, but i'’m confused.
503
00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:05,862
Why did you give me a ring if
you Don'’t want to marry me?
504
00:20:05,931 --> 00:20:07,517
It'’s a promise ring.
505
00:20:07,586 --> 00:20:09,413
It'’s to let you
know that someday,
506
00:20:09,482 --> 00:20:12,344
a long time from now, if
we haven'’t grown apart
507
00:20:12,413 --> 00:20:14,862
or joined some
strange religious cult...
508
00:20:16,034 --> 00:20:18,000
only if you want
to, of course...
509
00:20:18,068 --> 00:20:20,275
I hope that maybe
we will get married.
510
00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:22,034
That'’s so sweet.
511
00:20:22,103 --> 00:20:25,000
And, Harvey kinkle, I accept
your proposal to not get married.
512
00:20:26,862 --> 00:20:29,620
What happened?
513
00:20:29,689 --> 00:20:31,068
Who knows?
514
00:20:34,793 --> 00:20:37,241
Hey, guys, look what harv...
515
00:20:37,310 --> 00:20:41,758
I swear, no one in this
place even knows i'’m alive.
516
00:20:44,275 --> 00:20:45,965
Aunt hilda, I thought Dan
517
00:20:46,034 --> 00:20:48,448
was going back to the
Kentucky of yesteryear.
518
00:20:48,517 --> 00:20:51,517
Don'’t tell your aunt Zelda,
but he'’s going to stay a while.
519
00:20:51,586 --> 00:20:53,827
Apparently, he wants
to court me... i'’m game.
520
00:20:53,896 --> 00:20:56,113
And let me guess... you brought
him down here to embarrass me?
521
00:20:56,137 --> 00:20:57,586
And the house
smells like possum.
522
00:20:58,931 --> 00:21:00,931
Are you supposed
to be Davy Crockett?
523
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,172
Fine.
524
00:21:02,241 --> 00:21:03,551
I'’m Davy freakin'’ Crockett.
525
00:21:03,620 --> 00:21:05,551
That'’s right, all us
guys in buckskin jackets
526
00:21:05,620 --> 00:21:06,931
look the same.
527
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:10,310
Honey, I think it might
be the coonskin hat.
528
00:21:10,379 --> 00:21:11,827
Oh.
529
00:21:11,896 --> 00:21:13,448
They do have a point.
530
00:21:13,517 --> 00:21:15,793
Remember the alamo!
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