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[ Belches loudly]
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Ah, no females.
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[ Girls cheering]
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Oh, no! Not Sabrina'’s
teenybopper basketball team!
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Sandwiches are in the fridge.
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We beat the boys!
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How nice for america.
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I love coaching those girls.
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They'’re so sweet and innocent.
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Girl: Can we have beer?
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No! Aren'’t they adorable.
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Girls [ Chanting]:
Girls rule! Boys drool!
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Stop it!
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A man can stand
only so much estrogen.
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Kindly get those double-x
chromosomers out of here
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so that I can try to
regain my manly reverie.
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Why, you little...
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Well, I guess you have to
put up with a lot of females
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so i'’ll just take
the kids outside
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and practice free throws.
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Thank you.
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Girls!
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Oh, we'’re going to need a ball.
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I know.
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Come on, guys.
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Outside. Practice dribbling.
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No!
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Did that ball talk?
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No, no, no, no,
no. It'’s just a leak.
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It'’s filled with hot air.
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[ Salem groaning]: Oh, oh, brrr!
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Well, Sabrina, with your grades
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and extracurricular activities,
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I think you can get
into college anywhere.
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Princeton, Boston college...
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I want to go to Adams.
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M.i.t., Emerson.
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But I love Adams.
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I mean, it'’s "21st
century concepts
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taught amid 19th
century beauty."
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Yes, I read the brochure.
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You have great grades.
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You have lots of academic
extracurricular activities.
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You have excellent
recommendations
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but you have
nothing in the arts.
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Adams loves the arts.
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I'’m afraid you'’re not
well-rounded enough for them.
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How about Yale?
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I wanted to go to
Adams but I guess I won'’t
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as long as my resume
looks like pac man.
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Oh, i'’m so proud of Sabrina.
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Me, too. What'’d she do?
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You know.
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She'’s coaching those girls
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down at the community center.
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You know, we should do more
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for the community.
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I stopped attending
town hall meetings
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per the request ofthe community.
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Isn'’t that enough?
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Good news! Good news!
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The leash law for dogs was
upheld in the supreme court.
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From your mouth to Ruth
bader ginsburg'’s ears.
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No. I just got
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a letter from the other
realm processing center.
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Guess who'’s finished
serving his sentence as a cat?
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Well, it can'’t be you.
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You'’ve got another
75 years left to go.
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It must be one of
Salem'’s underlings.
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They got shorter sentences.
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I bet it'’s that Irish
guy, Frederico.
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Or Steven.
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It'’s Duke!
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Wait a minute. I know. Lucille.
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It'’s Duke!
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And he needs a place to stay.
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Just until he gets off his
paws and back on his feet.
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Well, helping out would be a way
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to give back to the community.
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Of course. What better way
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to say thank you than
by housing a felon.
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No. By providing
guidance to a woman
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who has paid her dues.
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Duke! He'’s a guy named Duke!
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Why didn'’t you say so?
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"Astronomy,
baby-sitting, chess..."
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Not arty.
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Hey.
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Nice game Saturday.
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Your girls really did a
number on my brother'’s team.
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"Debate."
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I already gave
you my side of it.
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Look, uh, I Don'’t want
to get anyone in trouble
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but one of your marauders
tends to block with her fists.
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Perfect. not really.
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It'’s a bad habit to get into.
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I have to do this.
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Try out for the musicale?
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Isn'’t that for kids
with musical talent?
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But I have to complete my circle
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become more well-rounded,
less half-eaten pie-like.
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Are you going to help me or not?
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[ Playing squeaky notes]
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♪ She'’ll be coming
around the mountain ♪
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♪ when she comes
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♪ she'’ll be coming
around the mountain ♪
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♪ when she comes...
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♪ Aloha oe
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♪ e onaona...
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♪ Allons enfants De la patrie
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♪ le jour De gloire...
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[ No sound]
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♪ Swing low, sweet chariot
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♪ coming for to carry me home.
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The trumpet wasn'’t so bad;
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fairly quiet.
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I'’m never going
to get into Adams.
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No "small yet
challenging classes
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first year through fourth."
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That was a great brochure.
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What else are they looking for?
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"Stage hands, set
builders, dancers..."
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Wait! I'’m a dancer.
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I-I I took tap when I was four.
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It'’ll come back.
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Uh-oh, problem.
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It says they'’re
looking for teams.
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"Dancers must
audition with a partner."
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Ow!
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What about Yale?
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Hilda: No smoking
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no drinking
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and no roughhousing.
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And no plotting to
take over the world...
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Or any part thereof.
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Don'’t worry. I know I
haven'’t been around
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an old crony for a while,
but when Duke gets here
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i'’ll do my very best to
resist every temptation.
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Come on, hilda.
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We'’ve got students
waiting in the kitchen.
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Students?
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Yes. We'’re teaching
English as a second language
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to some people from
the neighborhood.
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It'’s a win-win situation.
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We give back to the community,
and they learn to read our
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"keep off the grass" sign.
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Duke!
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Hi, boss!
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[ Laughing]
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Hey! You'’re a man now.
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Oh, sorry.
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Old habit.
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Duke, you look great.
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How the heck are you?
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Wonderful.
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[ Voice breaking]:
Oh, I miss being a cat.
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What? i miss lying there
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in the sun, batting
the dust particles.
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Come here, big guy.
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Are you nuts?!
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You Don'’t have to eat kibble.
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You can reach
things on the top shelf.
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Dear lord, man,
you'’ve got magic now!
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Yeah, yeah, but
it'’s pretty rusty.
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Hey, you got any
of those liver treats?
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Okay, let'’s start
with the basics.
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Hello.
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Rat-too.
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Hi.
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Shlab.
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[ Chuckles]
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Okay. I quit.
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[ Laughing]
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That was my favorite coup.
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Face it.
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Overtaken French
are just plain funny.
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But you know something?
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I'’ve decided if I
have to be human
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I want to go straight.
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[ Laughing]
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Oh, that'’s a good one, Duke!
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I'’m the only one laughing.
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Yeah, yeah, you'’re right.
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Crazy idea.
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I haven'’t got the self-esteem
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to make it without
breaking the law.
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And you know the best
way to get some self-esteem?
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Do magic. Come on, boy.
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You know, there'’s an old
teacher of mine i'’d like to see.
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Lived in the ottoman empire.
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Conjure him!
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Here goes.
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Pastum ottoman ser alli!
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Close.
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Hey, guys!
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Was that always there?
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So, would you mind coaching
the girls tonight so that I can
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rehearse my number with Harvey?
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Honey, do you really think
this is such a good idea?
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I mean, you'’re not that musical
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or coordinated or graceful.
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Okay!
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I want to go to Adams.
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It'’s "rolling green hills
and academic challenges..."
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Yes, we read the brochure.
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If it means this much to you
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we'’ll coach the marauders.
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We'’ve been wanting to
give back to the community.
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But you have to find
someone responsible
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to watch the clock
shop for us tonight.
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No problem.
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There'’s nothing to worry about.
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If a customer comes in
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you just give them a
clock and take their money.
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Look, you said you
wanted to go straight.
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This is the perfect way
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to see how an upstanding
citizen functions.
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It'’s all on the up and up.
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Just Don'’t tell my aunts.
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Say something.
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Help?
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Good. Got to go.
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Well, look who'’s
running things now.
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Girls...
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Ah! There have got
to be easier ways
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to give back to the community.
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How about we drop a
big net from the ceiling?
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No. You know, i'’ve studied
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pre-adolescent psychology
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and the best way
to regain control
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is through reasoning.
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And then we drop the big net?
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Girls! Girls, may I
have your atten... ooh!
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Ooh!
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Hilda?
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Get the net?
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And a fire hose.
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And now she'’s joined by...
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Did I mention I really
want to get into Adams?
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You'’re doing a great job
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running this clock shop.
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Sabrina would be so proud.
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Oh, please Don'’t let a
customer come in here.
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Will you stop being
such a fraidy former cat.
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Look, there'’s a broken watch.
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Fix it with magic.
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Live a little.
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Okay.
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Here goes.
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Tempo rustiva correctus!
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[ Ticking]
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It'’s ticking. I did it!
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I did magic, and right.
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I knew you could.
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I'’m so proud of you, Duke.
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Now conjure a voting
booth we can tamper with.
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Oh, no, that'’d be wrong.
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I'’ll love you.
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Oh... okay.
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Electa cornsoo explo!
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Maybe we should
close early today.
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I'’m sorry.
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You left hilda'’s clock shop
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in the hands of
a former criminal
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with rusty magic
and his evil boss.
266
00:10:16,517 --> 00:10:17,551
Really sorry.
267
00:10:17,620 --> 00:10:19,310
We were doing you a favor.
268
00:10:19,379 --> 00:10:21,827
Zelda took numerous
balls to the head.
269
00:10:21,896 --> 00:10:23,482
All right, pass
me the hair shirt.
270
00:10:23,551 --> 00:10:25,655
Look, I know Duke was
Salem'’s old lieutenant
271
00:10:25,724 --> 00:10:26,862
but I thought
272
00:10:26,931 --> 00:10:28,482
he was a nice guy.
273
00:10:28,551 --> 00:10:30,275
She gets things wrong a lot.
274
00:10:30,344 --> 00:10:32,206
Well, looks can be deceiving...
275
00:10:32,275 --> 00:10:34,275
As evidenced by that sweet-faced
276
00:10:34,344 --> 00:10:36,758
ball-hurling Rachel barnett.
277
00:10:36,827 --> 00:10:39,379
Do you have any idea how
long it'’s going to take us
278
00:10:39,448 --> 00:10:40,517
to zap that shop
279
00:10:40,586 --> 00:10:41,517
back together?
280
00:10:41,586 --> 00:10:42,793
I can'’t believe
281
00:10:42,862 --> 00:10:44,793
I got that nice girl
in such trouble.
282
00:10:44,862 --> 00:10:46,827
I'’ll clean up the whole
back room... tomorrow.
283
00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:49,068
But first I have to practice
my tapping. Please?
284
00:10:49,137 --> 00:10:50,137
All right.
285
00:10:50,206 --> 00:10:51,137
We'’ll get down there
286
00:10:51,206 --> 00:10:53,172
and start putting
things back together
287
00:10:53,241 --> 00:10:54,862
before someone tells the police
288
00:10:54,931 --> 00:10:57,275
and we have yet another
pesky investigation.
289
00:10:57,344 --> 00:10:58,862
The worst was in 1730
290
00:10:58,931 --> 00:11:01,517
when we had to
explain our oldsmobile.
291
00:11:03,655 --> 00:11:04,896
Hello, boss.
292
00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:06,965
Bennie! duke.
293
00:11:07,034 --> 00:11:10,517
Some of the boys got the
word that Duke had shed his fur.
294
00:11:10,586 --> 00:11:12,620
I'’m here to get him
to join the gang again.
295
00:11:12,689 --> 00:11:14,275
You know something?
Maybe I should.
296
00:11:14,344 --> 00:11:16,827
I haven'’t got what it takes
to make it in the legit world.
297
00:11:16,896 --> 00:11:18,241
Attaboy. Come on.
298
00:11:18,310 --> 00:11:20,344
Stop! You can'’t take Duke.
299
00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:21,689
What'’s with the broad?
300
00:11:21,758 --> 00:11:23,068
Look, Duke'’s not one of you.
301
00:11:23,137 --> 00:11:24,793
I realize I Don'’t
know him that well...
302
00:11:24,862 --> 00:11:26,551
Actually, I Don'’t
know youthat well...
303
00:11:26,620 --> 00:11:28,100
But i'’m going with
my instincts here.
304
00:11:28,137 --> 00:11:29,172
He'’s a good guy.
305
00:11:29,241 --> 00:11:30,310
You'’re not.
306
00:11:30,379 --> 00:11:31,724
Sure he is. Do me a favor...
307
00:11:31,793 --> 00:11:33,586
Call me when
things Don'’t work out.
308
00:11:35,172 --> 00:11:37,448
You... you stood up for me...
309
00:11:37,517 --> 00:11:39,586
And when I got you
in so much trouble.
310
00:11:39,655 --> 00:11:42,655
True, but I believe you
were under a bad influence.
311
00:11:42,724 --> 00:11:44,517
Sure... blame the cat.
312
00:11:45,517 --> 00:11:48,827
What? I said, "blame the cat."
313
00:11:52,620 --> 00:11:54,482
I'’m never going to get it.
314
00:11:55,620 --> 00:11:58,551
Sabrina: Duke'’s a good guy.
315
00:11:58,620 --> 00:12:00,827
I fixed that clock.
316
00:12:00,896 --> 00:12:04,448
Sabrina, i'’m going to
make you a better dancer.
317
00:12:04,517 --> 00:12:05,827
[ Clears throat]
318
00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:09,931
Feetum rightus bothina!
319
00:12:11,724 --> 00:12:13,655
Nothing exploded.
320
00:12:32,137 --> 00:12:35,034
Aunt hilda! Aunt Zelda! Help!
321
00:12:35,103 --> 00:12:36,517
I have two right feet!
322
00:12:36,586 --> 00:12:41,137
Well, actually, I have one
right one and one wrong one.
323
00:12:41,206 --> 00:12:43,103
I'’d help you pace, but...
324
00:12:43,172 --> 00:12:44,551
That'’s okay... It
was funny enough
325
00:12:44,620 --> 00:12:46,000
watching you come
down the stairs.
326
00:12:47,241 --> 00:12:48,241
What did Duke say?
327
00:12:48,310 --> 00:12:50,275
He still can'’t
remember the spell.
328
00:12:50,344 --> 00:12:51,758
Well, did you mention that it
329
00:12:51,827 --> 00:12:53,965
probably had something
to do with feet?
330
00:12:54,034 --> 00:12:55,068
Yes!
331
00:12:55,137 --> 00:12:56,620
Well, we can'’t
reverse the spell
332
00:12:56,689 --> 00:12:58,068
unless we know what it was.
333
00:12:58,137 --> 00:12:59,310
We need him down here.
334
00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:01,000
Sorry, but he'’s too upset
335
00:13:01,068 --> 00:13:04,344
to face that "sweet,
sweet girl salinas."
336
00:13:04,413 --> 00:13:05,724
He'’s not very good with names.
337
00:13:05,793 --> 00:13:07,413
Well, I like him, too.
338
00:13:07,482 --> 00:13:09,689
I mean, he'’s a nice
man, and he means well
339
00:13:09,758 --> 00:13:11,689
and I would tell
him that to his face
340
00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:13,551
if I could stop orbiting myself.
341
00:13:13,620 --> 00:13:16,000
Oh, and I have an
audition this afternoon.
342
00:13:16,068 --> 00:13:19,172
Maybe this was it:
Feetum betterina tapidus!
343
00:13:20,896 --> 00:13:22,827
Ah! Not it!
344
00:13:22,896 --> 00:13:24,620
Revertum.
345
00:13:24,689 --> 00:13:25,482
Well, i'’m afraid
346
00:13:25,551 --> 00:13:27,000
we have only one choice:
347
00:13:27,068 --> 00:13:28,586
We'’re going to have to go
348
00:13:28,655 --> 00:13:30,137
into Duke'’s memory.
349
00:13:33,482 --> 00:13:35,413
Come on, hilda.
350
00:13:37,206 --> 00:13:38,620
I hate other people'’s memories.
351
00:13:38,689 --> 00:13:40,000
They always dwell on the past.
352
00:13:43,793 --> 00:13:47,034
I Don'’t suppose you want
to make me a sandwich.
353
00:13:47,103 --> 00:13:50,103
Oh, what a mess.
354
00:13:50,172 --> 00:13:52,275
No wonder he can'’t
remember anything.
355
00:13:52,344 --> 00:13:55,448
We'’ll just have to dive
in until we find "old spells."
356
00:13:55,517 --> 00:13:56,655
[ Sniffs]
357
00:13:56,724 --> 00:13:59,275
Why does it smell
like cheese in here?
358
00:13:59,344 --> 00:14:01,931
It wouldn'’t have to
be a big sandwich.
359
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,344
Stop it!
360
00:14:04,827 --> 00:14:06,068
Harvey!
361
00:14:06,137 --> 00:14:08,827
Hey, i'’m ready to rehearse.
362
00:14:10,137 --> 00:14:11,655
"Duke'’s memory"?
363
00:14:11,724 --> 00:14:16,034
Yeah. It'’s a-a gravestone
for Salem'’s old... owner.
364
00:14:16,103 --> 00:14:18,482
A door in the middle
of the living room?
365
00:14:18,551 --> 00:14:22,034
Yes. Please respect
our religious beliefs.
366
00:14:22,103 --> 00:14:25,241
"Repressed memories"...
Shame on you.
367
00:14:25,310 --> 00:14:27,586
Take a gander... I
thought ihad problems.
368
00:14:27,655 --> 00:14:28,758
Keep searching.
369
00:14:30,275 --> 00:14:33,275
Wow. Move over, Joan Crawford.
370
00:14:33,344 --> 00:14:35,379
Sabrina, this thing is weird.
371
00:14:35,448 --> 00:14:38,448
It'’s got a force field
or something around it.
372
00:14:38,517 --> 00:14:40,862
Did you come here to rehearse
or to look at tombstones?
373
00:14:40,931 --> 00:14:42,206
Rehearse.
374
00:14:42,275 --> 00:14:44,517
I couldn'’t have
anticipated the tombstone.
375
00:14:48,103 --> 00:14:49,724
So, are you going to get up?
376
00:14:49,793 --> 00:14:53,862
No. I'’m going to sit
here... In judgment.
377
00:14:53,931 --> 00:14:55,068
Oh, gross!
378
00:14:55,137 --> 00:14:56,413
What?
379
00:14:56,482 --> 00:14:58,517
A video memory of
him attacking a mouse
380
00:14:58,586 --> 00:14:59,827
when he was a cat. Oh!
381
00:14:59,896 --> 00:15:01,758
[ Cat and mouse squealing]
382
00:15:01,827 --> 00:15:03,758
Oh, man, that is one mean mouse.
383
00:15:03,827 --> 00:15:05,862
I Don'’t understand. You
said we had to rehearse.
384
00:15:05,931 --> 00:15:07,206
I changed my mind.
385
00:15:07,275 --> 00:15:09,172
There is such a thing
as overkill, you know.
386
00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:10,172
I'’ll see you later.
387
00:15:10,241 --> 00:15:11,241
Go, go!
388
00:15:14,379 --> 00:15:15,724
Found it!
389
00:15:15,793 --> 00:15:17,241
Wha...? Where did you...?
390
00:15:17,310 --> 00:15:20,689
Oh, you found old
Duke'’s last request, huh?
391
00:15:20,758 --> 00:15:23,172
Yep... he wanted a door!
392
00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:27,137
They feel pretty good
393
00:15:27,206 --> 00:15:30,310
but I swear that piggy
is a little less cute.
394
00:15:30,379 --> 00:15:31,724
It'’s the same toe.
395
00:15:31,793 --> 00:15:33,275
Okay. Well, i'’ve
got to get upstairs
396
00:15:33,344 --> 00:15:34,379
change, go to school
397
00:15:34,448 --> 00:15:36,344
convince Harvey that
we do need to rehearse
398
00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:37,896
because I do want
to go to Adams.
399
00:15:37,965 --> 00:15:40,551
Hey, how about this for an
excuse... "I was just funnin'’"?
400
00:15:40,620 --> 00:15:43,172
Hey, I say if you haven'’t
used it in a week, go for it.
401
00:15:43,241 --> 00:15:45,079
Oh, hey, I just remembered...
Would you guys mind
402
00:15:45,103 --> 00:15:46,623
coaching the girls
one more time for me
403
00:15:46,689 --> 00:15:47,976
this afternoon
during my audition?
404
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,068
Duke could coach them.
405
00:15:49,137 --> 00:15:51,068
No! We'’ll manage...
They'’re young
406
00:15:51,137 --> 00:15:53,551
and should have their
whole lives ahead of them.
407
00:15:55,482 --> 00:15:56,758
You know, Harvey
408
00:15:56,827 --> 00:15:58,896
we'’ve been practicing
in our spare time all day
409
00:15:58,965 --> 00:16:00,517
and you haven'’t
gotten any better.
410
00:16:00,586 --> 00:16:02,344
I think when somebody'’s
doing you a favor
411
00:16:02,413 --> 00:16:03,620
you shouldn'’t pick so much.
412
00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:07,034
That kid dances like an old man.
413
00:16:07,103 --> 00:16:09,827
You know, I can do
this... I can fix him.
414
00:16:09,896 --> 00:16:11,931
Well, you can'’t
make the boy worse.
415
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,517
[ Clears throat]
416
00:16:13,586 --> 00:16:17,413
Youngun tappus miraculum.
417
00:16:21,517 --> 00:16:24,172
Wow! Harvey, that'’s great!
418
00:16:24,241 --> 00:16:26,689
[ Chuckling]:
I did it! I did it!
419
00:16:30,275 --> 00:16:31,862
Okay, let'’s take
it from the top.
420
00:16:31,931 --> 00:16:33,206
I Don'’t wanna!
421
00:16:33,275 --> 00:16:34,896
But we have to practice.
422
00:16:34,965 --> 00:16:37,413
Ha-ha! You said "butt."
423
00:16:37,482 --> 00:16:38,827
[ Singsong]: Butt!
424
00:16:38,896 --> 00:16:41,241
Butt! Butthead!
425
00:16:41,310 --> 00:16:43,862
Uh-oh. He'’s definitely
not an oldman anymore.
426
00:16:43,931 --> 00:16:46,000
You are a butthead
and a butt-butt.
427
00:16:46,068 --> 00:16:47,827
What'’s wrong with
you? Butt-butt...
428
00:16:47,896 --> 00:16:49,103
Ow! I'’m telling!
429
00:16:51,448 --> 00:16:54,275
Salem, what are you doing here?
430
00:16:54,344 --> 00:16:56,517
Salem: Uh... came
to cheer you on?
431
00:16:56,586 --> 00:16:58,241
Wait a minute. Where'’s Duke?
432
00:16:58,310 --> 00:16:59,827
Uh, Duke who?
433
00:16:59,896 --> 00:17:01,241
Harvey: Whee!
434
00:17:01,310 --> 00:17:02,689
Tell your friend to remove
435
00:17:02,758 --> 00:17:04,275
whatever spell
he'’s put on Harvey.
436
00:17:04,344 --> 00:17:06,024
What makes you think
he put a spell on him?
437
00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:08,620
I'’ve got big boy pants on!
438
00:17:10,689 --> 00:17:11,689
Just a hunch.
439
00:17:11,758 --> 00:17:13,379
Tell him to fix Harvey!
440
00:17:13,448 --> 00:17:16,275
Harvey who?
441
00:17:16,344 --> 00:17:18,103
Well, at least we
found the trick.
442
00:17:18,172 --> 00:17:19,551
Yep. It doesn'’t matter
443
00:17:19,620 --> 00:17:21,724
if you'’re a nice coach
or a tough coach.
444
00:17:21,793 --> 00:17:23,379
As long as you'’re a tall coach.
445
00:17:23,448 --> 00:17:25,000
[ Whistle blows]
446
00:17:26,482 --> 00:17:27,827
Okay, okay...
447
00:17:27,896 --> 00:17:29,758
Let'’s try a three-man
weave, ladies.
448
00:17:29,827 --> 00:17:32,344
Maybe we should
have called them ladies.
449
00:17:32,413 --> 00:17:34,310
You called them everything else.
450
00:17:34,379 --> 00:17:36,379
I wonder how the
audition'’s going.
451
00:17:36,448 --> 00:17:37,724
Harvey!
452
00:17:37,793 --> 00:17:38,862
Waah!
453
00:17:38,931 --> 00:17:40,620
Tickle, tickle! Ugh!
454
00:17:40,689 --> 00:17:42,068
I hated this game
when I was four
455
00:17:42,137 --> 00:17:43,137
and I still hate it!
456
00:17:44,620 --> 00:17:45,896
Thank you
457
00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:47,482
Bobby and Barbara.
458
00:17:47,551 --> 00:17:48,711
Are Sabrina and Harvey ready?
459
00:17:50,758 --> 00:17:52,172
Where'’s Duke?
460
00:17:52,241 --> 00:17:53,448
Right here.
461
00:17:54,689 --> 00:17:56,103
I can'’t remember the spell.
462
00:17:56,172 --> 00:17:59,448
It-it'’s "something
feetum something."
463
00:17:59,517 --> 00:18:01,758
Terrific, and I Don'’t have
time to go into your memory.
464
00:18:01,827 --> 00:18:03,103
Thanks a lot, Duke...
465
00:18:03,172 --> 00:18:05,010
You'’ve ruined my only
chance to get into Adams.
466
00:18:05,034 --> 00:18:08,206
When you'’re a cat, this
kind of thing doesn'’t happen.
467
00:18:08,275 --> 00:18:09,896
Ruining people'’s lives?
468
00:18:09,965 --> 00:18:11,827
Happens to me all the time.
469
00:18:15,827 --> 00:18:19,172
And now, Sabrina
spellman and Harvey kinkle.
470
00:18:19,241 --> 00:18:22,103
[ Orchestra playing dance music]
471
00:18:29,655 --> 00:18:32,517
And here'’s where my
partner would normally come in.
472
00:18:37,689 --> 00:18:40,034
Let'’s give them
the old soft-shoe.
473
00:18:59,758 --> 00:19:00,896
[ Music ends]
474
00:19:02,413 --> 00:19:03,758
Thank you. Wow, I didn'’t know
475
00:19:03,827 --> 00:19:05,275
a con man could dance so well.
476
00:19:05,344 --> 00:19:08,586
Well, I may be a criminal,
but I did take cotillion.
477
00:19:09,724 --> 00:19:11,379
Sabrina, congratulations...
478
00:19:11,448 --> 00:19:12,758
You'’ve got the part.
479
00:19:12,827 --> 00:19:13,827
Whoo-hoo!
480
00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:15,793
Salem: Need a little help!
481
00:19:16,724 --> 00:19:17,655
Oh, no.
482
00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:18,862
Harvey, naughty boy!
483
00:19:18,931 --> 00:19:20,344
[ Harvey giggling]
484
00:19:22,206 --> 00:19:24,034
Ah-haa!
485
00:19:24,103 --> 00:19:25,724
He has to be still
486
00:19:25,793 --> 00:19:27,172
so we can reverse the spell.
487
00:19:27,241 --> 00:19:28,931
Harvey, you want some candy?
488
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:29,620
No!
489
00:19:29,689 --> 00:19:30,551
Freak.
490
00:19:30,620 --> 00:19:32,137
I have an idea.
491
00:19:37,275 --> 00:19:40,241
Miraculus tappum youngun.
492
00:19:42,517 --> 00:19:43,655
What'’s that?
493
00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:46,068
It'’s a fax of the stupid
rehearsal schedule
494
00:19:46,137 --> 00:19:47,551
for my stupid musicale.
495
00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:49,827
I'’m stupid villager
number three.
496
00:19:49,896 --> 00:19:52,034
So all your hard work paid off.
497
00:19:52,103 --> 00:19:53,448
No. It'’s so time-consuming
498
00:19:53,517 --> 00:19:55,862
i'’m going to have to give
up coaching the marauders.
499
00:19:55,931 --> 00:19:58,724
Well, on the bright
side... Fewer concussions.
500
00:19:58,793 --> 00:20:00,172
This stinks... I
knocked myself out
501
00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:02,000
and now I have to give
up something I love.
502
00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:04,586
Well, honey, you can
always turn the part down.
503
00:20:04,655 --> 00:20:06,068
But I need it for Adams
504
00:20:06,137 --> 00:20:08,310
and its state-of-the-art
library with...
505
00:20:08,379 --> 00:20:10,241
You know what?
To heck with Adams.
506
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:13,827
I'’m going to send my application
just the way it is... no arts.
507
00:20:13,896 --> 00:20:15,724
If they Don'’t
want me, their loss.
508
00:20:15,793 --> 00:20:17,896
Pearls before swine.
509
00:20:17,965 --> 00:20:19,689
I'’m assuming that
means you'’re on my side.
510
00:20:19,758 --> 00:20:20,620
And another good thing
511
00:20:20,689 --> 00:20:21,965
came out of this...
512
00:20:22,034 --> 00:20:23,379
Zellie and I figured out a way
513
00:20:23,448 --> 00:20:25,413
we could really give
back to the community.
514
00:20:25,482 --> 00:20:28,448
Oh, what are you going to do...
Clean highways? Run a food bank?
515
00:20:28,517 --> 00:20:31,620
Help people convert their y2k
shelters back into bomb shelters?
516
00:20:31,689 --> 00:20:34,448
No. We actually gave a
person back to the community.
517
00:20:34,517 --> 00:20:35,620
Observe.
518
00:20:36,689 --> 00:20:38,448
[ Piano playing]
519
00:20:38,517 --> 00:20:39,793
Good.
520
00:20:41,379 --> 00:20:43,862
Excellent. The elderly
should tap more often.
521
00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:53,448
You know, i'’m really
sorry I passed out
522
00:20:53,517 --> 00:20:55,482
right before the
audition. Oh, no problem.
523
00:20:55,551 --> 00:20:56,758
And it was really nice of you
524
00:20:56,827 --> 00:20:57,758
to get me to your house
525
00:20:57,827 --> 00:20:59,000
and nurse me back to health,
526
00:20:59,068 --> 00:21:00,896
although I still Don'’t
know how you did it.
527
00:21:00,965 --> 00:21:02,413
Oh, i'’m deceptively strong.
528
00:21:02,482 --> 00:21:04,862
When I was out, I had
some crazy dreams...
529
00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:06,068
I met John salley
530
00:21:06,137 --> 00:21:07,862
and he threatened
me with a time-out.
531
00:21:07,931 --> 00:21:09,965
I think that means you
have a fear of flying.
532
00:21:10,034 --> 00:21:11,344
There'’s just one thing, though.
533
00:21:11,413 --> 00:21:12,724
What'’s that?
534
00:21:12,793 --> 00:21:15,275
Why do I keep
wanting to eat paste?
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