All language subtitles for Sabrina.The.Teenage.Witch.S04E10.Ice.Station.Sabrina.WEB-DL.DDP2.0.H.264-squalor_track3_[eng]

Good morning to all creatures

great and... small.

You'’re in a frothy mood.

Yeah, well, Harvey promised me

a romantic surprise
for this weekend.

Ooh.

Another heart-shaped corn dog?

Hey, that was good.

When he says romantic,
does he mean Brad-free?

Yep, just me, my guy
and no witch hunter.

And if dinner comes on
a stick, it'’s fine with me.

Yeah, yeah, yeah,
enough chick talk.

Sabrina, as man of
the house, I must insist

you let me spend the weekend

watching rootin'’ tootin'’
westerns on your TV.

Once again, Salem, your approach

is as pathetic
as it is appalling,

but here'’s how
good a mood i'’m in.

[Gasps]

[Western movie
playing]Yes! Cowpokes, cattle,

manly men in mortal combat
with even manlier men.

Oh... these pillows
are cuddly soft.

[Chuckling]

♪

♪ Secrets

♪ you'’re never gonna know ♪

♪ you'’re never gonna get it ♪

♪ nah, nah, nah, nah, nah

♪ secrets, secrets

♪ secrets.

♪

Hey. Ready for your
romantic surprise?

Reassure me that it doesn'’t
suddenly involve Brad.

Only indirectly.

Oh, but you promised
it was just going

to be us this weekend.

Brad'’s lending me his skis.

But you... skis?

As in, we'’re going skiing?

One of my dad'’s
extermination customers

owns a mountain cabin.

He'’s giving it to
us for the weekend.

I never knew pest control

could lead to such romance.

Mm. Powdery slopes, warm
firesides, whispering pines

and, of course, my mom and dad.

Of course.

But we can drive up
together tomorrow after school,

just the two of us.

My folks are going up tonight,

so my dad can kill the roaches.

So we Don'’t even
have to drive in the back

of the station wagon
with the dog smell?

This is by far the most
romantic idea you'’ve ever had.

Thank you.

Hot coffee!

What happened?

Wow, lively floorboard.

Did you see that?

No, no, no, no. Sabrina...

She did something.

She'’s all the way
across the room.

Of all the coffeehouses

in all the towns
in all the world,

that witch hunter
has to walk into mine.

Hey, good news. You Don'’t have

to loiter nervously
in the hallway

making small talk with my aunts

because I am entirely ready.

Great.

There was one tiny problem,
but it'’s already solved.

Hey.

Brad?

He'’s just going to drive
us up to the mountains,

then turn around and
drive all the way back.

Is that a friend or what?

I'’ll go get your stuff.

It'’s better

than not going, right?

Okay, look, I got a date with
Susan mccormick tonight,

and her curfew is 10:30,
so if we leave right now,

I can get back in time for a
good solid, 20-minute date.

You know what?

I'’m not as ready
as I thought I was.

I'’ll be right back.

Ten-minute date.

I'’m going to be in the car
with Brad for over two hours!

What if I use my magic?
What if you Don'’t?

What if I point
without thinking,

like I did at the
coffeehouse the other day?

I mean, all Brad has
to do is look at me

and say, "you'’re a witch"

and I get turned into a
mouse for a hundred years!

Aunt Zelda, aunt
hilda, I think i'’m lost!

[Hawk screeching]

[Sabrina shrieking]

Don'’t panic.

Oh, i'’m way past
panic and looking

for a parking space near terror.

Since Brad'’s witch-hunter gene

is affected by
atmospheric conditions,

I suggest we consult

the witch weather channel.

[Gunfire, horses neighing]

Salem: Hey!

Let'’s see, factoring in high
and low pressure systems,

the magnetic influence
of the asteroid belt

and the pollen count,

unless things shift drastically,
Brad'’s witch-hunting gene

won'’t be active for
the next 72 hours.

And it looks like a good
weekend to plant bulbs.

We interrupt this
pabulum to return

to the Howard hawkes classic,
rio bravo.[Remote control clicks]

I'’m sure it'’s safe for
you to ride with Brad

and even safe for
you to use your magic.

Just be careful.

But, as an extra
safety precaution,

take Salem with you.

Salem? Salem?

Oh, throw the witch
hunter off with a talking cat?

Well, it'’s hard to believe,

but Salem was an experienced
witch for many years.

And as a cat, he'’s
particularly sensitive

to subtle changes
in the atmosphere.

And we get rid of him
for the whole weekend.

But I haven'’t seen
Angie Dickinson yet.

You'’re bringing your cat?

Uh, yeah. Allergies.

He needs mountain air.

Ahem. his poor lungs...

Clogged with pollution.

Date with Susan mccormick.

Let'’s move it.

Wear your seat belts!

Observe all
posted traffic signs!

And watch for ice!

And Don'’t pass
on mountain roads!

Have fun?

Well, that'’s implied.

You know, hilda,

Brad'’s witch-hunting
gene has set me thinking.

What if Jupiter, saturn and
Neptune were all to align

within the ninth parallel
of the seventh quadrant

and we lose all our powers?

That happens once a millennium.

Yes, but what if it happened?

And then there was a flood?

We have no idea how

to survive a natural
disaster without magic.

I can'’t even make an
English muffin without magic.

Precisely, which is why I
think we should prepare now

before a disaster occurs.

It'’s like the story of the
ant and the grasshopper.

Oh, I Don'’t know that story.

Of course you know that story.

There was this hardworking ant

and this lazy, lazy grasshopper

and winter was coming.

I lied and I left,

and it still didn'’t stop her.

Nobody'’s saying anything.

Guys just Don'’t say much

when they ride in cars together.

Why?

Are you going to talk

the whole way?

It'’s better than not going.

Radio'’s busted.

Oh, well, maybe I can fix it.

Unless there'’s some
changing atmospheric conditions

that would make it unsafe

to fix the radio?

Here goes nothing.

[Music plays]

Nice!

How'’d you do that? I'’m sorry.

I Don'’t talk in cars.

Now that you got that working,

I can listen to
my favorite show.

Sox talk. And nothing but.

Sports announcer: Prepare for
another great Red Sox season...

I'’ve grown accustomed
to the couch, but this

might be interesting.

I'’m practicing

in case we'’re ever caught
somewhere without our magic,

and we have to
construct our own shelter.

Where'’d you get the tent?

I zapped it in.

The stores were closed,

but we'’re going
to pitch it ourselves.

No, you'’re going to pitch it.

I'’m going to the kitchen
to make a cup of tea

and wait for you to
recover from your episode.

I can see my own breath in here.

Can we turn on the heat?

Heater'’s busted.

Maybe Sabrina can fix it.

She fixed your radio.

[ Salem snoring]

Huh, huh? Meow!

Hey! What are those sparks?!

Uh, static electricity?

No way! It came
out of your finger!

Hey, Brad, look out!

[Screaming]

[Wind whistling]

Is everybody okay?

Yeah, well, I didn'’t
hear a voice say,

"go into the light, Sabrina,"
so I guess i'’m fine.

[Starter cranking]

Let'’s go see what'’s wrong.

Did you see that?

You did something
with your finger.

Oh, so now I can'’t
pick my nose or talk?

[Owl hooting]

What happened?

According to my bum knee,

there was an atmospheric shift.

The witch-hunter gene is active.

You never should
have tried magic.

But you were
supposed to warn me.

I was supposed
to be in the middle

of stagecoachright now!

Hey, who are you arguing with?

Uh, the radio.

I think the Red Sox
willwin the pennant.

You didn'’t even try to help me.

I'’m leaving that
to your therapist.

Oh, come on, you'’ll love
what i'’ve done with the place.

Oh, well, this is kind of cozy.

I wonder what it'’s like

with the door
closed all the way.

A body bag.

If you Don'’t like my
lifesaving tent, you can leave.

The zipper'’s stuck.

You can'’t do
anything for yourself.

Oh, i'’ll just zap it open.

No, we can figure it out.

Oh, I see. The
scientific approach.

[Salem sobbing]

Is that cat crying?

No, that'’s its meow.

I got it at a really
cheap pet store.

Zap in a magic compass

or a helicopter

or at least warm socks.

I can'’t do magic.

I could be turned into a mouse.

Then we'’re going to die.

Hey, look. A fire tower!

There'’s got to be a
forest ranger up there

or at least a phone.

This looks kind of old.

Well, if you big,
strong men are scared,

i'’ll just go up by myself.

I'’m not scared.

Me, either.

[Wolves howling]

Great.

It'’s abandoned.

Not necessarily.

Maybe the ranger'’s just
a terrible housekeeper.

Uh, I have to go down.
I forgot something.

What? i forgot i'’m
afraid of heights!

[Screaming]

[Grunting]

Okay, okay. We'’re trapped,
and we'’re way off the ground.

Hang in there, man.

Maybe this wasn'’t
such a good idea after all.

[Salem sobbing]

What was that?[Feigns
crying]: Me-e-e-e-e...

But i'’ll pull myself together.

[Groans]

I know.

Zelda: Let'’s go to the
kitchen and get a knife

and cut ourselves out.

Hilda: I'’ll wait here.

No. Oh. Ow. Ow. Ow.

[Doorbell chiming]

Zelda: No, oh, oh,
for heaven'’s sakes.

Oh! Concentrate.

I'’ll just zap it.

Oh![chiming continues]

See? You needed
magic, didn'’t you?

Oh, pipe down.

Not you.

Depending, of
course, on who you are.

Perhaps you need to pipe down.

[Cackles]

Who are you?

Frank alcerro. Brad'’s father.

I'’ve called five times,
but there was no answer.

What'’s with the tent?

We were, uh, practicing
our survival techniques.

We had no idea

what a hostile environment

our living room could be.

Try the mekong delta.

I'’ve heard about this house.

People say a lot of
weird things go on here.

I think what you heard

is "weird people say
things go on here."

Um, what can we do
for you, Mr. Alcerro?

We got a call from the kinkles.

The kids are late getting
to the cabin. Oh, dear.

I'’m sure it'’s fine.

We called the sheriff.

No deaths reported.

Hooray.

He'’s going to keep an eye out.

Don'’t think you need to worry.

You got any coffee?

Uh, sure.

Um, black?

And real.

I Don'’t go for that
wimpy, decaf stuff.

Same here.

The hard stuff for
me, out of a dirty mug.

Excuse us.

I'’ll just zap myself to Sabrina,
and make sure she'’s okay.

Ow!

Hilda, that is Brad'’s
father out there.

Brad is a witch hunter.

That means his
father probably has

the witch-hunting gene.

He'’s already suspicious of us.

Perhaps because we'’re
camping next to our piano.

The weather must have changed.

We can'’t risk doing magic or...

Hilda: Maybe you'’re right
about him being a witch hunter.

Zelda: You think?

[Hawk screeching]

[Hilda and Zelda shrieking]

So what are we supposed to do?

Just stand around and
worry like ordinary mortals?

That blows.

Help! Help! Help!

It'’s no use.

There'’s no one around.

It'’s getting colder.

We should have
stayed in the truck.

At least it'’s got a
heater and a radio.

Thanks to me.

For the record, how long
did those soccer players

have to stay in the andes before
they started eating each other?

Salem: No heat, no blankets...

We'’ll freeze to death.

Oh, why didn'’t I eat
more nutrageous bars

when I had the chance?

[Sobbing]

[Blows nose]

Bloody nose. Uh, must
be the high altitude.

Harvey: Hey, look.

Maybe we can call

for help on this.

[Clicking switches]

Great. It'’s busted.

Hey, maybe Sabrina can fix it.

She fixed the radio in your car.

Come on, you'’re our only hope.

Great.

I get to disappoint
everyone, then die.

[Phone beeps]

Please help
yourself to our phone.

I just talked to kinkle again.

No sign of the kids.

I think i'’ll drive up there.

I Don'’t like to just sit around
and wait for trouble to happen.

What a refreshing attitude.

Besides, this old dump
gives me the creeps.

And it seems to attract them.

Mr. Alcerro, please wait.

Let him go, and when he'’s gone,

we'’ll zap ourselves to Sabrina.

But what if we materialize
right next to Brad?

He'’d identify us as witches

and we'’d all be
turned into mice.

Bad plan.

Sabrina is all alone up
there with a witch hunter

and another one is on the way.

We'’ve got to go up
there to protect her.

Mr. Alcerro, we'’re
going with you.

Bring some gas money.

I'’ll stay here and
fold up the tent.

Oh, well, I thought you two
wanted to be alone together.

Try sparking those
two wires together.

Well, then the whole
thing will be on fire.

And we'’d be warm.

Hey, any luck?

Brad thinks one of his
toes feels frostbitten.

Oh, and I suppose
that'’s my fault, too?

I'’m not interested
in whose fault this is.

Although if you
want to get technical,

it was your idea
to climb up here.

It wasn'’t my idea to go skiing,

and it wasn'’t my stupid
car that wouldn'’t start.

Again, i'’m not interested
in blaming anyone.

My paw has turned black.

Your paw'’s always black.

Duh!

I can'’t get this
stupid thing to work.

[Radio static crackles]

It'’s working!

Huh, and they say violence
never solves anything.

Relax, ladies.

I'’m ready for
anything in this baby.

Well, that'’s good to hear.

You know, i'’ve been trying
to impress upon my sister

the importance of being
prepared for disaster.

I'’ve got enough food to
last four months in this rig.

Oh, great.

So if we get hit by
an asteroid right now,

we'’d die with enough
powdered milk to last until April.

[Static crackling]

Hello. Is anybody there?

Boy: Hello?

Hey, we got someone.

See? She'’s not
going to get us killed.

We'’re stuck in an
abandoned fire tower,

and we need to talk to
your mother or your father

or your stepparents, depending
on your family situation.

I'’m not supposed
to play with this radio.

If I do, my dad yells.

But this is an emergency!

We'’re stuck, we'’re freezing,
and we can'’t get down!

You'’re yelling at me!

Over and out.

[Fizzling]

Don'’t yell at me.

Why are we stopping?

Did we get a flat
in our giant tires?

Snow. Have to put the chains on.

Oh, well, can you leave
the heater on, please,

while you go out there? Yeah.

I got a cracked vertebra.

Either you two put
them on, or we turn back.

Oh, good.

Since we can'’t use our magic,

this will be an excellent
learning experience.

Just so you know,

i'’m not getting you
anything for your birthday.

[Wind whistling]

My lungs have never
been cold before.

I think we should share the cat.

No.no!

Uh, he has issues with men.

You know, you could
be a little nicer to Brad.

After all, it'’s not his
fault we'’re up here.

Wish I had never
agreed to this stupid trip.

I wish i'’d never asked
you on this stupid trip.

You know, this is definitely
not better than not going.

Oh!

We'’re going down!

Ah! Ah!

We did it!

I feel such a sense
of accomplishment!

We'’re empowered now, hilda.

We'’ll never be stuck
in the snow again.

Okay. Fire her up!

Oh!

And nothing for Christmas.

Don'’t move!

I'’m sorry we had a fight.

I am, too.

If I have to fall to
an untimely death

in the middle of nowhere,

i'’d rather do it with
you than anyone else.

Except maybe a paramedic.

Salem, freeze!

Wow, that'’s a well-trained cat.

All right, you'’ve made it clear
that you Don'’t want to stop,

but do you think
that we could use

one of your 200 rolls of
toilet paper to dry off with?

Nope. Don'’t want
to break the seal.

[Shrieks]

You can catch
more flies with honey

than with vinegar.

Do you have a rag we could use?

Sure.

Thank you so very much.

Imagine the flies you
can catch with that rag.

[Loud creaking]

Hold on!

What am I going to do?

I can'’t cast a spell.

I'’ll be turned into a
mouse for a hundred years.

This is it.

We'’re going over.

That'’s it.

I gotta save you guys.

I Don'’t care what
happens to me.

I promise, while you'’re
a mouse, I won'’t eat you.

[Screaming]

[Yelling]

[Grunting] [Grunting]

Is everyone okay?

Fine.

Wow, the snow must
have broken our fall.

But we fell 50 feet.

How can we all be fine?

Clean living?

No, no, no, no.

This is all too weird.

First she fixed my radio
without even using any tools,

and then when
she fixed my heater,

I swear I saw sparks
fly out of her finger.

Oh, and you'’ll be
hearing from my lawyer.

And I swear that darn
cat of hers was talking.

And then the whole
tower blows over,

and we come out of
it without a scratch?

It was kind of like a miracle.

Well, then we should all bow
our heads and give thanks.

It wasn'’t a miracle.

It was like... Like magic.

Like Sabrina has some
sort of magical powers.

Talk about overreacting to
your little brush with death, huh?

So, you'’re not Sabrina'’s
mother; You'’re her aunt, huh?

That'’s right. Yeah, I
know how that can be.

I'’m Brad'’s stepfather, but
I raised him from a baby.

Stepfather?

You'’re not Brad'’s
biological father?

That'’s wonderful.

Hey, I am capable of
being a biological father.

Oh, oh, of course.

[Whispering]: So he doesn'’t
have the witch-hunter gene...

So we can use
magic to save Sabrina.

I know what you are.

Sabrina spellman, you are a...

What'’s that light?

Harvey: It'’s the moon.

I guess the
weather'’s clearing up.

What was I about to say?

Look! Headlights!

Somebody'’s here. We'’re saved.

It'’s your dad!
Sabrina'’s aunts!

Wait, it'’s like the moonlight
wiped out my memory.

What was I about to
say? I can'’t remember.

I know the feeling.

Don'’t worry.
You'’ll get over it.

I always do.

Hey, over here!

That was close.

You know, you save a
guy'’s life, and he turns on you.

Glad we screwed up his date.

So you changed the weather

and that turned off
the witch-hunter gene?

Yes, we used our
magic to save you.

But we were able to help

because we took the
precaution of coming up here.

But we used our magic.

But we prepared for disaster.

Can I say something?

Thank you for rescuing me.

Oh, you'’re welcome, sweetheart.

We'’d do anything for you,
Sabrina. You know that.

May I say something?

I want my westerns.

Oh, yes!

TV announcer: That
concludes our western marathon.

[Gasps]Please stay
tuned for classic romance.

[Sobbing]

First up, the other
side of the mountain.

Ooh, Marilyn hassett alert.

I know you and Brad
Don'’t get along too well,

but you have to admit,
it was pretty cool of him

to drive home with
his dad and your aunts

and let us have his truck.

And now we can have the romantic
weekend we were hoping for.

With my mom and dad.

Hey, it'’s better
than not going.

Now, if I could just find
the turnoff for the cabin

on this dark road.

Oh, hey, look.

Brad has a satellite
navigation system.

We take the next left.

Wow. I cannot believe
he forgot he had that.

Yeah, well, you know, Harvey,
I have to tell you the truth.

Brad is weird.