All language subtitles for Bones (2005) - S07E07 - The Prisoner in the Pipe (1080p x265 EDGE2020).eng

[ Child Giggling ]

[ Girl ]
No, Daddy, I can't.
Don't make me.

Sweetie, there's no monster
in the toilet.

I promise you, princess.
Okay?

I poop by myself.

And mommy poops
by herself. Right?

You can too. Look at you.
You are a big girl now.

But I'm scared.

That's okay, sweetie.
It's okay.

We're all scared sometimes.

But that's why you get to have
as much ice cream as you want.

And... a cat.

Okay? Okay.

Go ahead, sweetie.

Daddy's gonna stay
right here, princess.

That's a good girl.
Good, brave girl.

Everything's gonna be
just fine. I promise.

I want a brown cat
anda turtle.

[ Screams ]

- What's the matter?
- [ Screaming Continues ]

[ Both Screaming ]

You'll receive
excellent care
at St. George's.

Our maternity facilities
are number one
in all categories.

Including the incidence
of staph infection.

No, this is
a great hospital, okay?
They got great doctors.

Plus, they have the best
lactation specialist
in the world.

She's so good, I bet
she could teach me
how to lactate.

You've made your preference
for our baby being born in
a Catholic hospital very clear.

Catholic has nothing
to do with it, okay?

It's an outstanding
hospital, all right?

I want a home birth
where I can control things.

It's a lot safer
in the hospital, Bones.
Come on.

No, on the contrary,
hospitals are breeding
grounds...

for antibiotic-resistant
super germs...

leading to a high incidence
of E. coli and staphylococcus
infection.

I'm sorry. Is that true?No, no. No.

[ Brennan ]
Based on the spatter patterns
and viscosity,

I see indications of blood,
blood, cerebrospinal fluid,

amniotic fluid,
blood, more blood.

- Is there a problem back there?
- [ Cell Phone Rings ]

- Don't touch anything!
- Brennan.

Oh, Cam just found
an eyeball in a toilet.

[ Booth ] Oh.I didn't check the toilets.

Let's get out of here.

Great tour.
Great hospital.

We'll be in touch,
all right?

I'll get that lactation
specialist's number
from ya, all right?

Don't need that.Right. We're gonna--
This is a great spot.

There are no signs of anyone
being killed or dismembered
in the house.

Which means the remains
must have come up
through the pipe.

Wow! Okay, the rest
of the body's probably
blocking the lines.

This kid is gonna
have some serious issues
with toilet training, huh?

Okay, I have a sphenoid
and what looks like several
fragments of the maxilla.

You're good.
I'm still trying to get
ahold of this eyeball.

Hey, how did the, uh,
hospital tour go? May I?

Booth liked it.
But he seems very
comfortable around germs.

Yeah. Boys are like that.

It was a great hospital--
shiny machines,
masks all over the place.

Exactly what you need when
you're about to have a baby.
Right, Bones?

I'll need more bones
if we're gonna learn
anything about this victim.

Oh, local cops say roots
clogged up the sewer lines,

and stuff is backing up
all over the neighborhood.

Question is, how did the vic
wind up in so many pieces?

The deceased could have
become trapped in the sewer
and then decomposed.

Which I have never seen,
but I'd certainly like to.

- I could write a paper
and-- and cite you.
- It's okay, Bones.

Maybe the victim was flushed
down more than one toilet.

Another
fascinating prospect.

Okay. Sorry I asked.

Animals could have eaten
the tendons and the cartilage,

causing him to break apart
into multiple pieces.

Bones, you don't have to
get so excited, okay?
This is not a game.

Yes, yes!
A winner.Ooh.

[ Laughing ]Good one.

Whoo!

Oh. Sorry.

These are from the species
Ailanthus altissima.

It originated in China, where
it's called Tree of Heaven,

and we find it
clogging a sewer pipe.

There's a joke in there
somewhere, if anyone wants
to knock it loose.

- Thanks. I'll pass.
- I see the irony.
I don't see the joke.

But this stage
in my pregnancy,

my I.Q. could be
eight to 10 points
lower than normal.

Which is why we all need
to pitch in and help out
every way we can.

I'm becoming
a certified doula.

You aren't getting anywhere
near my cervix, Ms. Wick.

Just saying, should you
find yourself in need.

I could stop
at the perineum.

What I need to know...

is what progress you've made
with the bones.

We only have fragments, so it's
difficult to determine much.

But since there's no
duplication of elements,

the remains originate
from one victim.

And I have found enough bones
that form the maxillary sinus...

to indicate the victim is male.

A man in pieces in a sewer.

Well, at least we're
getting somewhere.

The lady care for some tendon?

Why, thank you, sir.
My favorite cut.

Run your headlamp
over the table again.

He has a lens implant.

Huh.

[ Saroyan ]
And it has a serial number.

We can I.D. our victim.

Nice, Dr. Brennan.

[ Whistles ] Yeah.
I'll have a cup of black.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, whoa.
What is that thing?

We're trying to rub out
Mocha Joe's down the street.

Ooh. What can you tell me
about the, uh, spice-a-chino?

It's like a cappuccino,

but with four different spices.

Just get on with this,
so I don't have to
look at that thing.

What do you have against
a cappuccino machine?This is a diner.

I come here because there is
no cappuccino machine.

You understand?
Some things, they
need to be sacred.

Right? Preserved.
All right?

In this country, there is a line
between coffee and foamy crap.

And when that line gets blurred,
people, they become animals.

- You okay?
- No! No, I'm not okay.

I'm not dunkin' my doughnut
into some cappuccino!

That's not why I joined
the army. I didn't join
the army for that, you know?

- We'll take two regular
coffees, please. Thanks.
- Two black.

Let's sit.What?

- Let's sit down.
- [ Bell Dings ]

[ Exhales ]Uh-- [ Chuckles ]
Gotta be honest.

Tiny issue, somewhat--
somewhat oversized reaction.

What's goin' on?[ Exhales ]

Okay, I, uh-- Okay.

Okay. Mm-hmm?

I need to ask you
for some help.

Here you go, boys.Look at that.

Black coffee.

Bones, she wants to have
the baby at the home.

And I wanna have the baby
at the hospital.
And you know--

Have you discussed this
with her?

She's dug her heels in.
Come on. You know Bones.

What do you want me to do?
She's not gonna listen to you,
she's not gonna listen to me.

Okay, look. I'm thinking
that maybe you have some
of that heavy-duty,

in-case-of-emergency
shrinky stuff that you
could throw at her.

You know, that--
Look, I'm desperate.
I'm desperate.

Yeah. I'm not-- See,
I'm not really supposed
to, um, take sides...

when it comes to coworkers
and personal issues.

No, no, no.
It's not comin' from
a coworker place here.

Look, it's, uh--
I'm asking you as a friend.

Oh.

I'm touched.

That's nice to hear you
acknowledge me as a friend.

So, you'll do it?That's what friends do.

[ Imitates Explosion ][ Laughs ]

Right.We should-- We should do
more stuff together, right?

I mean, we don't--
We don't ever--

Let's grab a beer sometime
for the heck of it.
Watch soccer.

Soccer?Why not?

Baby steps. Okay?Okay.

First, let's deal
with the hospital thing.

Yeah. Yeah.Okay. Right, friend?

[ Ringing ]All right. Booth.

I cross-checked
the serial number on
the lens implant...

against the manufacturer's
database, and
a name came up.

- Rob Lazebnik.
- Lazebnik. That name
sounds familiar.

Did you, uh, run it
through the N.C.I.C.?

Yep. Lazebnik
was a fugitive.

He escaped from the federal
penitentiary at Jamestown
four weeks ago.

Well, it looks like he was
better off behind bars.

So someone killed my husband.
No surprise there.

He was ripping off his clients.
It was a Ponzi scheme.

Like a Bernie Madoff?[ Chuckles ]
If only.

Madoff's wife ended up
with something
to live on.

Rob burned through
everything
he ever had.

Must have been fun
while it lasted.Oh, yeah, for him.

He got to act
like a high roller.

He blew it all at casinos,
buying fancy yachts.

And there were plenty
of hookers.

There wasn't a dime
left for me.

Right. So who did your husband
try to contact...

after he escaped from prison?

For help? Nobody.

Robby burned
every bridge he had.

Which means that leaves you.
Did he try and contact you?

Not a chance.

I told that son of a bitch
I would slit his throat...

if he ever tried
to talk to me again.

Really?

It's a figure of speech.Right.

Probably best you don't leave
town during this investigation.

Don't worry.
I can't afford to.

Almost all of the bones appear
to have been fractured
postmortem.

Yeah, well, they were
probably broken up so they
could fit down the drain.

Booth is pressuring me
to have the baby
in a hospital.

Well, that's not
his decision.

Booth says that he's worried
about complications,
but I'm healthy.

And I don't mean to be boastful,
but my mucosal plug is superb.

All right.
Girl's got good plug.

And now we all know.

I ran a tox screen
on the ocular fluid,
and it came back negative.

Which eliminates poison
as cause of death.

You have anything?

There's a fragment
of the right ninth rib...

with striations
that are consistent
with a stab wound.

But there's so little evidence,

it would be irresponsible
for me to form a conclusion
at this point.

Come on.
Just this once.

No.[ Saroyan ]
You can do it.

Just say
it's a stabbing.I can't.

We'll think you're cool
if you do.

Well, I wanna be cool.

But I can't.

It's okay, honey.
We still love you
just the same.

[ Whirring ]

[ Gasps ]
It's adorable!

What else
can you make it do?

This is not a toy.

Who am I kidding?
It's the coolest toy ever.

It's a Sewerbot.

And right now, its identical
twin is about to crawl
into the sewer pipes...

by the house
with the magic toilet.

Now, your job
is to stare at muck.

Give a shout
if you see anything
that could be evidence.

[ Clears Throat ]

Hmm. Nothing here.

Nothing yet.

Nothing now.

Nope.

Still nothing.

Nothing there.

Nada. Nothing.

Is that really necessary?I thought--

You're right.

[ Exhales ]Mm-mmm.

Mm-mmm.

Mm-mmm. Mm--

Do you think
I overstepped my bounds
by becoming a doula?

Yes.No, really.

Yes, really.

But it was
so nice of me.

It's more creepy
than nice.You're joking.

Wish I was.[ Shouts ]

Oh, God! Okay, yes.
I'm sorry. I was joking.

No. I found a partial scapula.
You said shout.

[ Stammering ]
Mm--

[ Sighs ]

We have a lot of work today.
I don't understand why we have
to spend any of it with Sweets.

Bureau procedure.
You know how it is.
Right, Sweets?

Yeah. Yeah.
So I need to, uh--

I need to do
a partner assessment
to see how you function,

so Agent Booth can be paired
with the proper person
while you're on leave.

I've never heard
of such an assessment.Well, it's new.

You know how the Bureau is.[ Sweets ]
Yeah.

[ Brennan ]
Fine.

- Then assess me.
- Let's hurry it along
here, Sweets.

Okay. Uh, first question.

Would you describe yourself
as overly cautious,

uh, appropriately cautious...

or a risk taker?

Appropriately cautious.

Okay. Do you tend
to make decisions
based on gut instinct...

or on expertly compiled data?

The latter.

It's-- All right.

Question three.

How would it affect your
decision-making process if, uh,

expertly compiled data
proved something conclusively...

despite your belief system?

I'd have to have
an example.An example.

Um, I don't know.
Uh, out of nowhere?

Uh, say, the safest place
to give birth...

is in a well-respected
hospital or--

Why are you looking
at me like that?

You are using this partner
assessment to influence me
on a personal matter.

That is extremely
unethical.Wait.

Assuming that psychologists
have ethics. I don't know.

Okay. Dr. Brennan, perhaps
the emotions that you're
experiencing during pregnancy...

are affecting what should be
a carefully reasoned decision.

I mean, for your sake and
the baby's, the safest place
to give birth is a hospital.

No, that's not true.
Are you the one who
has to undergo...

wave after wave
of mind-searing pain...

that only ends
after a writhing,
screaming object...

the size of a, uh--
a jack-o'-lantern...

pushes its way
through your vagina?

No.

- I thought you used
the word "watermelon."
- I couldn't think of the word.

When you give birth to a baby,
you can make the decisions.

Right now, I don't want to
hear any more about this
from you. Understood?

- Yes, ma'am.
- Sweets.

The two of you should be
ashamed of yourselves!

- Nice going.
- Oh, okay, okay.

It wasn't my finest moment,
but we'll get through this
together.

If anything, it'll make
our friendship stronger.No soccer.

Don't say that.

This looks like
part of his tibia.
And some teeth.

Yeah, well, enjoy it,
'cause it's our last.

The Sewerbot's reached
the end of the line.

Why would there be bars
in a sewer?

I don't know.

Because the sewer line ends
at Jamestown federal prison.

Wait a minute.
This guy never escaped.

He was killed in prison
and then dumped in the sewer.

Jamestown's a hard-core
lockup, all right,

so just stay close to me.

No eye contact.
And I want you to keep
an arm's length from the bars.

Prisoners won't hurt a child.
It's one of their
strongest taboos.

And since I am obviously
just a few weeks from delivery,

I feel quite confident
I will be safe.

Okay. Work with me on this,
okay, Bones?

- You have to learn
how to compromise.
- I can compromise.

I'm willing to let you
have our daughter baptized.

Really?Mm-hmm.

Children need mythology.
It helps them make sense
of the world.

My religion is not a myth.

I'm an author, Booth.

I understand
how narrative works,
and so does your Bible.

A pregnant woman
is about to give birth.

She finds an inn, but they
won't let her stay there,

so she's forced
to give birth in a barn.

Whoever wrote that
really knew how to
manipulate an audience.

Well, it happened.Fine.

You can baptize our daughter,
and I will make sure
that she's born at home.

Perfect compromise.

[ Saroyan ]
Anything new, Ms. Wick?

We have so many pieces of bone,
and I haven't found any evidence
of kerf marks.

So, he wasn't cut up
with a knife or a saw.

Absolutely not.
His bones are fractured.

[ Exhales ]

Do you smell roses?Yes. Rosewater.

It's a uterine relaxant.
I learned about it
in doula class.

Uh, it's inert, so it won't
compromise the bones.

You put rosewater
on the bones?

Yep! So, when Dr. Brennan's
working, she will also
be relaxing, uterinely.

And the bones needed
a little freshening up
after four weeks in the sewer.

Who-- Who wouldn't?

Not all these breaks
happened after he died.

I found some remodeled
fracturing of the manubrium,

the distal end
of the left clavicle
and two of the upper ribs.

Those breaks occurred
about a year ago.

That's when Lazebnik
went to jail.

He must've been beaten
when he got there.

[ Buzzer Buzzes ]

[ Chattering ]

Found him
in the yard today.

Don't chew it.

So, Lazebnik's remains
show evidence that he
was beaten a year ago.

No surprise there.
The food here's
all cooked by the inmates.

- The beef stew isn't half bad.
- So you know about
the beatings?

He was probably beaten to
learn the prison hierarchy.Exactly.

Hey, you want some beef stew,
you let me know.

My wife was always starving
before she burst.

Thank you,
but I'm a vegetarian.So's my wife.

Except when she's pregnant.
Then she can't eat enough cow.
You should try the lasagn--

I'm not your wife.
Lazebnik was dumped into
the sewer system in pieces.

I'll need to see the blueprints
for the prison to see what
drains could have been used.

Sure. Operations
should have those.Right.

How about a cookie then?Who did it, pal?

- I baked it myself.
- No, the beating.

Which one of these
Boy Scouts beat him?

It's impossible to tell.
They pick their target.

They form a ring around.
You can't see inside.
Then they go to town on him.

Another prisoner jumped in
and broke it up before any
of us guards got out there.

You know
who broke it up?Yep. He's right there.

Haze Jackson.
But he won't talk.

Ha. Let me give him a try.
You check out the blueprints.

So, Daisy said the bones
were so fragmented...

that it could take days
to piece them back together
by hand.

So I did a digital
reconstruction.

Now, the red
indicates the bones
that we're missing.

Dr. Brennan found striations
on the right ninth rib...

that indicated
the possibility
of a stab wound.

Once we had more bones
to look at,

I found a nick
on the anterior aspect
of the L1 vertebra...

that confirmed the victim
was stabbed in the abdomen.

Of course it was a stab wound.
Why couldn't she just say it?

Because she's Brennan.

Okay, so, the knife
went in at the rib...

and stopped
when it hit the spine.

That's nine inches
and change.

And it'd be difficult to find
a knife that long in prison.

Hmm. What if he doubled over?

This compresses the distance
between the rib and the L1.

Yes, to 3.75 inches.

Is it possible to add
the major abdominal
blood vessels?

Sure.

If the weapon began
at the right ninth rib
and nicked the L1,

the inferior vena cava would
be directly in its path.

That would cause massive
internal hemorrhaging.

Looks like we have
our cause of death.

If they say I knew Lazebnik,
then I guess I knew him.

But I didn't
help him escape.

I've only got two weeks
left in here.

I wouldn't risk
screwing up now.

Lazebnik didn't escape.What do you mean?

He was killed in here.What?

Yeah.Do they know who did it?

No, but you should.

We know you stepped in
and saved Lazebnik from getting
a beating about a year ago.

So, we know you two
were looking out
for each other, right?

I just did what
I would do for a friend.
That's it.

Tell me about the beating.
Who was after him?

I told you.

I'm getting released
in two weeks.

But it ain't gonna mean much
if I'm dead before that.

I can make sure
that doesn't happen.

- Not a chance.
- Fine. I'll just
extend your stay.

You can't do that.Oh, yeah?

Impede, uh, a federal
murder investigation,
see what happens, okay?

Thank you.

Okay!

[ Man ]
Fifteen minutes.

Okay.

The last time I saw Lazebnik,

the warden had just pulled him
off his job in accounting...

because she needed to see him.

Why?Dude was in here for
financial fraud or whatever.

Then he does the books
for this place.

Put it together yourself.

All I know is...

he went to the warden's office,
and I never saw him again.

Just don't say
you heard it from me.

They sic a guard on me,

I might wind up in a wheelchair
for the rest of my life.

I don't know how Lazebnik
got assigned to accounting.

Is that not
your responsibility?

I have a lot
of responsibilities.
That's why I delegate.

When I found out
where he was assigned,
I pulled him off the job.

That's all that matters.

There are over 500 drains
that Lazebnik could've
been dumped in.

It would take weeks
for us to check
every single one of 'em.

Should you be on a case?
You look like you're ready
to give birth here.

That's exactly why we'd
like to move this along.
Shall we now?

I don't know
how he got the job
in the first place,

but it was a no-brainer for me
to transfer him once I found
some funds had gone missing.

Gone missing? I'm sorry.
Why didn't you tell me
that on the phone?

Lazebnik siphoned off
a small amount--
less than 500.

- I nipped it in the bud.
- Doesn't make you look good,
now, does it?

A prisoner
stealing from you.

Rob Lazebnik was a criminal,
and criminals steal.

There was nothing unusual
about it.

The judge would've given him
another six months.[ Cell Phone Rings ]

- [ Cell Phone Rings, Beeps ]
- This is Brennan.

I've got a new one
for your big book
of stereolithographic firsts.

I don't have that book. Okay.

Doesn't matter.

I used the vector points of
the victim's internal wounds--[ Beeping ]

to make a negative
of the murder weapon.

And from that,
I could print out
a positive 3-D image of it.

It's conical,
3.75 in length.

It's a shiv.

The dimensions
of the murder weapon
indicate that it was a shiv.

So when's the last time
you tossed the cells?

We did a full sweep
just last week.

Oh. Wow.

Knock yourself out.All right. Wow.

There's a lot of 'em
here, huh, Bones?

Lots of blood too.

This is really excellent
field technique.

Each one of these shivs
is tagged with the number of
the cell in which it was found.

It will be useful if I find
the likely murder weapon.

Bones, don't you think
you'd be better off
back in the lab?

No. We are far more
effective on-site.

Plus, we have the equipment
from the infirmary.

You're about to pop,
and I'm looking at 148
homemade murder weapons.

I think you'd be better off
back at the lab.
More effective.

- Okay, let's go.
- Booth, look at this one.

It's nasty.It matches the photo
Angela sent us.

I am quite certain
this is the murder weapon.

Eh, we could have
a winner, huh?

The tag on this one
says that it was found
in cell number Y2O3.

Y2O3 isn't a cell.
It's an area of the yard.

- Who has access to that?
- Every convict who isn't
sick or in solitary.

Looks like this is
made from paper.

- Paper?
- Strong, heavy stock.

Tightly compressed,
glued together.

It's a very effective weapon.

[ Booth ]
Now what?

There's something
printed on this.

If Angela can find out where
this paper came from, it might
lead us back to the killer.

How's it goin'?

Not well.

I thought if I sat at
Dr. Brennan's desk and looked
at these bones like she does,

it would clarify things
for me.

Eh! It's no use!
I still can't figure it out!

There are no kerf marks
at the ends of the humeri,
the tibias or either femur.

Uh, why is that a problem?

Because it means that
the body wasn't dismembered
with a cutting implement.

I have no idea
how the remains
were broken up.

- You'll get it.
- You know what might help?

No. No, uh, Da--
We can't.

Not in this office.
Not in any office.

Well, I need
a distraction.

It clears the mind.

Daisy, we can't!
The walls are glass.

We don't
have to take off
all our clothes.

And those crates
will block us.

I know you want to.I don't. I don't.

Your nose is growing,
Pinocchio.

All right.[ Laughing ]

Oh, wait, Lance!
[ Giggling ]

Ooh!

Oh, no! Oh, no.

- Wait a minute.
- Really?

There's micro-pitting
on these.

And I totally
missed the point.

I thought it was decomp
from the sewage,
but it's not.

It means the bones
were exposed to acid.

That could be how
the body was dismembered.

See, I told you that I just
needed to clear my mind.

- This is great!
- Not so much for me.

I have to show these
to Dr. Hodgins.

Now?

Uh-huh!

Thank you, Lancelot!
Thank you!

[ Sighs ]

All right.

Oh. Hi.
I was looking for, uh--

Hmm.I dropped a thing
down here.

Why is my coat like that?
I looked-- I was looking for--

I'm down here
'cause I-- I lost a--

[ Sighs ]

[ Man Shouting ]

Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Ho-ho!

This is
the Mailbox Works.

The prison's been building
them for the postal service
since 1957.

And they use acid
in the process?Sure.

They clean the mailboxes
in an acid bath
before the paint goes on.

- Hydrochloric.
- Definitely could've dropped
a body in there, Bones.

Certainly large enough.

I'll take samples
and have them sent back
to the lab...

to see if the acid matches
the damage to the bones.

Look, I need a roster of
the work crew for the night
that Lazebnik disappeared.

You got it?You got it.

[ Man ] Yeah, I've been
supervisor of the Mailbox Works
for over a year now. So?

So, Lazebnik, he took
advantage of your parents,
didn't he, huh?

- Wiped out their
entire life savings?
- I'm sayin' nothin'.

Somebody does that
to my family,
I'd wanna kill him too.

What would I do?
I'd make myself a shiv.

I didn't make no shiv.You're in charge of the
paint crew, aren't you?

You could've easily
disposed of the body
in the acid bath.

Look, I didn't kill Lazebnik.
I never killed anybody.

You gave him a good beating
when he showed up
in Jamestown.

- What was that,
about a year ago?
- Who told you about that?

That was a lucky guess.

You're getting things
out of me I didn't say,
so we're done here.

I'll tell you
when we're done.

I may have to sit here.
Nothin' I can do about that.

But I'm sayin' nothin' else
without a lawyer, so--

[ Booth ] There you go.
Trust me, okay?
He's the guy.

Okay, what, I'm just supposed
to accept your hunch?

He's got motive.
He's got his own
personal acid bath.

What more do you want?That is all circumstantial,
Booth, and you know it.

You're pressuring me.You look tired.

I mean,
you look exhausted.
I can see it.

You've been
on your feet all day.

These guys
aren't going anywhere.
We can come back tomorrow.

Let's just--
Let's just get back home.
We'll get some sleep.

We'll come back
if we have to.

Look, Bones, you're
not Superwoman, okay?

You're nine months pregnant.
You can't overexert yourself.

Even you know that.

Look at me. Hey.

I love you.

And if anything happens
to this child, I would die.

So let's just go home,
get some rest.

We'll come back here
tomorrow. Okay?

Okay.Here we go.

That's it. I'll make
your favorite soup.[ Cell Phone Rings ]

Oh. Brennan.Tomato.

all different
concentrations.

The micro-pitting
does not match.

There is another kind
of acid in that prison.

Now what?We have to go back in.

No, we do not
have to go back in.

It wasn't hydrochloric acid,
Booth. There's some other
acid in there.

I know how fast word
travels in prison.

And the killer could be
destroying evidence already.

No, Bones, we don't
have to go back in.
Let's just turn around and--

What did I just say?
We don't have to go back in.

[ Alarm Beeps ]We have to do this,
Booth.

I'll give you 15 minutes.

I need to find out
if there's another source
of acid in the prison.

And I need you
to do that fast for us.

There's only hydrochloric
in the Mailbox Works.
I can't think of any other.

- [ Groans ]
- Bones, you all right?

Yes. It's just
Braxton Hicks
contractions.

I've been having them
for the past month.[ Cell Phone Rings ]

Then that's exactly
why we should--Brennan.

[ Alarm Beeping ]Oh!

I was able to restore part of
the text from the paper scraps
that you sent me.

One contains
a fraction-- one-third.

And the letters A-R-G-A-R.Turn around.

It comes from the word
"margarine."

And the one-third
is a one-third of a cup.

The papers were
from a cookbook.

Eight different pages.Well, is there any way
to tell which cookbook?

I ran the typeface through
the Library of Congress
database,

and I got the name
and the date of publication...

and a lot of tips
on how to cook
for prisoners.

It's theGordon Institutional
Recipe Index, 1993 edition.

Apparently prisoners
really like cookies.

Okay, we need a copy of
The Gordon Institutional
Recipe Index.

The 1993 edition.
There should be at least
eight pages missing.

-I have no idea what that is.
-That'll be in the kitchen, ace.

Oh, sure. Uh, I'll get it
for you right now.

No, just show us
where the kitchen is.

I'd like to see it
in context.No, no, no.

You're gonna sit tight, okay?
I'll go get it.Why?

'Cause I don't want
our baby born in a prison.Why not?

Their infirmary is an accredited
health care facility.

Isn't that what you wanted?

That drain
by the coffee makers,

uh, is big enough
to flush the bones.

Hey, look at that, Bones.
No screws.

- Found it.
- Found it. Okay, great.
Let's head back. Come on.

Come on.

And there's pages missing.

Whoever ripped these out
must've left their prints
on the opposite page.

- Let's head to the lab
so you can pull the prints.
- No time.

- We have to lift
the prints here.
- We don't have a print kit.

We do now.

Cocoa.
Right. Cocoa.

[ Guard ]
Cocoa?

I'll send these prints
to Angela.

I found some particulates
in the pitting.
Ran them through the mass spec.

They turned out
to be a synthetic rubber.

Look, this formulation
is made by one...

and only one manufacturer--
in Dayton, Ohio.

They use it
to make shoes
for prisoners.

Yes, of course!

His bones would be super brittle
after being immersed
in hydrochloric acid.

The killer stomped on his bones
so they'd fit down a drain.

And that's how
the rubber got on them.
We are brilliant!

Yeah. Except it wasn't
hydrochloric acid.

And there don't seem
to be any other acids
at the prison.

Angela said that Lazebnik
was killed with a cookbook.

Are there any acids
in a kitchen?Hmm, I mean, vinegar.

But a little hard to dissolve
someone in salad dressing.

Unless--

This is gonna be good,
isn't it?I hope so.

Yes, it is.
It is very, very good.

You can take vinegar
and evaporate it down
to acetic acid.

That would match
the micro-pitting
we found on the bones.

Actually,
I found the pitting.

But this acetic acid thing
is awesome too.

[ Saroyan ]
This looks like my mom's
old muffin recipe.

Only she used about
20 pounds less flour.

[ Angela ]
Brennan did a great job
with these prints.

I'm gonna run them
through the F.B.I. database.

The Bureau of Prisons
has a database,

and you can limit the search
to the Jamestown facility.

Ooh.

Got it.

[ Saroyan ]
Haze Jackson.

And look at his file.

He works in the kitchen. [ Buzzer Buzzes ]

Jackson dissolves Lazebnik
in the acid and then stomped
on his bones...

until they could be
flushed down the drain.

He never had to leave
the kitchen.Okay, perfect.

You solved it.
Now let's go.No, I need Jackson's shoes.

There should be bone fragments
in the soles that will
tie him to the murder.

Okay, fine.
I'll do it, not you.

No, it's too dangerous
for you, Booth.
They won't touch me.

I'm pregnant.We're not gonna
test that here, Bones.

- Haze Jackson?
- Hey, hey, hey, hey!

- I want Haze Jackson!
- Hey, Bones!

Step off, man.
Can't you see
she's pregnant?

- Haze Jackson!
- Get out of my way. Bones!

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Bones!She's pregnant.
Move back.

I want Haze Jackson!

I don't know, man.
She's calling for somebody.

[ Shouting ]

Bones!

Hey, hey, hey, whoa, whoa!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Haze!Bones!

[ Alarm Buzzing ]

Bones!

Bones!

[ Booth ]
Bones!

- Haze!
- Bones!

- Bones!
- [ Man ] Get out of the way.
The lady's pregnant.

Haze!

Hey, get back!

Mr. Jackson,
I want your shoes!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

He wouldn't
have hurt me, Booth.

Oh, okay.
Well, I'm being
overprotective.

- [ Whistle Blows ]
- Get down!

- Hands behind your head!
- Get down!

On the ground! Now!
Nobody move![ Alarm Buzzes ]

Oh, you risked your life
protecting this Lazebnik guy.

- Why'd you kill him?
- Because he was gonna pay me.

Then you found out that Lazebnik
didn't have anything left.

He played me!

Uh, get his shoes.
We have to run.

- Why? Where you goin'?
- I'm in labor!

Right. She's in labor now.
Labor? Bones!

Labor. Labor. Labor.
Okay. There we go.

Rushing. Here.
Watch your step there.

[ Tires Screeching ]Just keep breathing
heavily.

There's a hospital up ahead
about 10 miles or so.[ Screams ]

Oh! Oh! Stupid road!
Stupid, stupid road!

Sorry, Bones.I'm burning up.
Will you turn off the heat?

I got the A.C. blasting
in here. Oh, God.
You're in labor!

Oh, I'm in a very
uncomfortable position!

Okay, just relax.
Just try to relax.
Try to put the seat back.

Decline.
Try to breathe this out!

We're gonna be at the hospital
within a half an hour.

We're not gonna have this baby
at a hospital, Booth.

Yes, we are.
We're having the baby
in a hospital.

There's no argument anymore.I'm not arguing! We're not
gonna make it to a hospital.

Just pull over.We're gonna make it!

Pull over now!

Okay. Okay. Okay.
I'm pulling over.[ Groaning ]

All right. Oh!

- [ Brakes Squeal ]
- All right. Stay right there.
D-Don't move.

Breathe. Hey, you.
Yes, I need a room.

May I help you?I'm having a baby.

No, we're having--
She's having a baby.
I need a room.

No, no. No, no, no.
I'm sorry. No room.

I'm going to have
to ask you to move on.

There is a hospital
about 10 miles down the road.

She's not gonna make it.Sir, please.
Keep your voice down.

- We are totally booked here.
- Havin' a baby.

This country's most important
wine connoisseurs
and sommeliers...

have paid $5,000 each
for tonight's event.[ Groans ]

- [ Screams ]
- Hear that? She's gonna
have the baby in the car...

if you don't get us
a room right now!

Is that what you want?Try to see this
from my perspective.

I have laid out $50,000
for this weekend,

even purchased
a case of '62 Margaux.

If I have to refund
their money, I am done.

[ Screams ]
I'm about to push
this baby out right now!

And if you don't
find me a place to do that,
I'm gonna get outta this car,

squat down on the lawn
and have this baby right here!

She'll squat on the lawn.Okay. Okay. Okay.

Th-There is a lovely building
around back that you can use.Where? Where?

Just down the drive.Okay. There's no
availability at the inn.

I can't believe this.
Okay. Coming in.

There's no--
There's no available--

Hurry up!Right. Gotcha. Okay.

[ Brennan Cries Out ]

Shh. Shh.

Breathe. All right?

I'm so sorry, Bones.Why?

It's not your fault.
This is a perfect place.

This is a perfect place.

And children who grow up
on farms develop far fewer
allergies and--

[ Groans ]
respiratory issues!All right.

Right. Okay.[ Blusters ]

[ Shouts ]Okay. Yeah.

It's hard not to believe in
a higher power when you've just
been turned away from the inn...

and you're about to
give birth in a manger.

That doesn't make
your mythology true, okay?

You're not gonna start
with that again? Are we?
I really-- Not now.

- What?
- I wanna push.

Right! Push! Oh, okay.
Easy, easy, easy, easy.
Hold on.

Hold on. Okay.
All right. Whoa!
Oh, all right.

You're gonna push?
Push. Push, Bones!

[ Shouts ]That's it.
There we go.

Good job.[ Panting ]

There's some things
that you just can't explain.

Why can't you just admit
that there's a mystery
to life, Bones?

Oh! Oh! All right.
You're doin' good.
You're doin' good.

- Okay, push. Push out.
- [ Both Shouting ]

[ No Audible Dialogue ]

[ Screaming ]

You're doing great, okay?
Just get ready to push.

All right.
You're getting really close.
I can see her head. Push.

You're doin' great,
Bones.[ Shouting ]

Push! Push![ Shouting ]

[ Baby Crying ][ Laughing ]

[ Crying ]

All righty.
There you go.

Oh.Hey, easy. Easy.

[ Laughing ]

Hi.

Look at that. Hi.

[ Brennan ]
Oh. Hi! Oh!

[ Crying ][ Laughing ]

- It's all right.
- There is a mystery to life.

[ Laughing ]

Hi. Hi!Look at that.

Will you just look at that?Oh, you're beautiful!

Wow. Hey.

Hey, it's your dad.

Look at us.Hey.

We're a family.

♪♪ [ Alt Pop ] [ Woman ] ♪ The world's yours
when you turn 18 ♪

♪ And you feel like
you could have anything ♪

♪ Which way will you go? ♪

♪ 'Cause it's
a great big world ♪

♪ And you're rolling down ♪

♪ Rolling down ♪

Bones, just be careful
comin' in.

Is someone here?Stay there.

- Surprise!
- Oh, hey. Look at that.

- [ Cheering ]
- Hi. Hey.

- Let me see her.
- Oh, wait, wait.
Don't move.

Wash your hands first.

Actually, the more exposure
she has to germs
in her formative years,

the stronger
her immune system will be.

That's it. Here you go.
A little sanitizer never hurt.

Right?
Just remember that.

Oh, she is beautiful.

I know.

Oh, Lance, we need
to make one of those.

We'll, uh, talk.

Wow. Worthy of a manger.

Uh, and we
brought you dinners
for the next few nights.

And we got some diapers
and some towels...

because they do like
to spit up a lot.

- [ Cork Pops ]
- And some champagne, because
you can drink it now.

[ Chattering ][ Booth ]
Look at that.

Champagne, huh, Bones?

What is that?
"Welcome, Stapes"?

Oh, it's the smallest bone
of the human body.

Well, we didn't
know her name, so--

Thanks.

She's so lucky
to have all of you.

[ Coos ]She's up.

So, what is her name?

Well, we named her
after Bones's mom.

Christine.

Our daughter's name
is Christine.
[ Chuckling ]

- [ Hodgins ] Oh!
- [ Daisy ] Oh!

Christine Angela.

Oh, my God.

[ Squeals ]

♪♪ [ Alt Pop ] ♪♪ [ Man Vocalizing ]

- To Christine Angela.
- Welcome home.

Christine Angela.

[ Daisy ]
Welcome.

[ Man ]
♪ Life is too far
to walk alone ♪

♪ You can't do it
on your own ♪

♪ It's like bare hands
diggin' through stone ♪

♪ And if things go down
much steeper hills ♪

♪ Even money won't
pay these bills ♪

♪ But time will show ♪

♪ That people gonna be okay ♪

♪ Storms never come to stay ♪

♪ They just show us how bad
we need each other ♪

♪ How bad we need each other ♪

♪ And the trials of today ♪

♪ They are signs
along the way ♪

♪ To remind us how bad
we need each other ♪

♪ How bad we need each other ♪

♪♪ [ Vocalizing ]

♪♪ [ Ends ]

What's that mean?