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[ Squeaking, Clattering ] [ Man ]
Mary, don't run, honey.
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♪♪ [ Hawaiian Band,
Man Vocalizing ]
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♪♪ [ Man Singing In Hawaiian ]
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[ Woman ]
Everybody, I've got
fresh pineapple!
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♪ Aha ♪[ Chattering ]
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♪♪ [ Chorus Singing
In Hawaiian ]
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[ Woman ]
I just baked it.
Help yourself.
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♪ Sometimes you're sweet
Sometimes you're sour ♪
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- ♪♪ [ Continues In Hawaiian ]
- [ Man Laughing ]
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- Hey!
- ♪ Think about you
every day, every hour ♪
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- ♪♪ [ Continues, Indistinct ]
- Hey! Back off, sailor.
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Grabbing the gay guy's
coconut boob.
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Real cool, Dad.Your old man is cool.
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- Right, Nate?
- Massively cool, Bob.
You're a glacier.
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Aren't any of these
nonalcoholic?
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It would do you some good
to have a couple drinks,
loosen up a little.
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All due respect, James.
I don't even understand why
gays want to get married.
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Elliot, for the same reason
we do-- family, kids.
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The American dream.Exactly.
Thank you, Paula.
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Our house has been on the market
for 10 months. Nobody wants
the American dream anymore.
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Elliot, you're gonna
love the burbs once we
have a couple of kids.
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- [ Loud Popping ]
- [ Man ] Whoo-whee!
What's going on?
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- [ Woman ]
Let me take your picture.
- [ Man ] Aw!
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- It's coming from the luau pit.
- Hey, Trey. What's that noise?
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And for God's sake,
Bob, he's a gardener,
not a servant.
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He works for
the homeowners association,
which means he works for us.
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- Am I wrong?
- Maybe the, uh, pig's eyeballs
explode when it's done.
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No, it shouldn't be done
for a couple more hours.
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- We should check and make sure
it's not burning.
- Yeah.
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- [ Woman ]
Looks good.
- All right. Step back.
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[ Man ]
Here, piggy, piggy.All right. Look out. Get back.
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- This is kosher, right?
- Oh, yeah.
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Elliot, will you get
the meat thermometer? Oh, my God.
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What, hon?
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[ Man ]
Great. I'm hungry.
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- [ Woman Groans ]
- [ Gasps ]
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[ Bob ]
Is that a person?
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- [ Bob ] That's a person.
- [ Nate ] He's been cooked.
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[ Brennan ]
Why are you standing there
like a security guard?
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- Parker! Hey.
- Hi.
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The remains we've been
called to examine were
apparently barbecued.
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- Would you like to see?
- Totally!
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No, no. A person
did not get barbecued,
did they, Dr. Brennan?
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Yes. In a luau pit,
which is why I'm surprised
you'd bring Parker along.
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I-- Rebecca and her boyfriend
won a night at the Greenbriar.
So, little kid's with me.
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I got him.Let's go see
the cooked person.
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Geesh. You know our deal.Well, what's your deal?
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We're not allowed to talk about
the bad parts of Dad's work
until I have armpit hair.
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You don't have any armpit hair
last time I checked.
Not for a long time, kid.
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- Angela, would you mind--
- Oh, no.
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Sure.
I get the situation here.
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You're with me, Parker.I wanna see
the barbecued body.
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Well, I agree.
That does sound awesome.
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But I have face paints
that your dad will never
be able to get off,
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no matter how hard
he scrubs.
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- They're basically tattoos.
- Okay. I'm with you.
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You have a good time.
I'll come pick you up
in a little bit, all right?
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Have fun.
Have fun with
the face paints, kid.
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- That's not true about
the face paint, is it?
- You're with me, baby boo.
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Ethnographic studies
of the suburbs indicate
a cultural impulsion...
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toward overt displays
of status.
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Of course, this competitive
paradigm can often result
in aggression and violence.
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There was this guy
on my street who cut
his lawn on the diagonal.
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The neighbors got angry.
Someone set his garage
on fire.
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Oh. I mean, yards, sidewalks,
you know, clean streets,
birds flying by.
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- Dead body in the barbecue pit.
- [ Booth ] Oh. Okay.
You know what?
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I'm gonna talk to the neighbors
to see if anyone who cut their
lawn diagonally is missing.
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[ Brennan ]
I think those are
reflective lenses...
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that have fused
into the supraorbital margin.
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Nate and I moved
to Verbena Court
about six months ago.
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The luau pit came
with the house.
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We installed a lockable cover.
We don't want kids falling in.
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Uh, we're
good neighbors.Who has a key?
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Uh, just us.
And there's one with
the Neighborhood Watch.
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Okay. Uh, who put
the pig in the pit?
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Uh, me, Nate and Trey,
at 9:00 this morning.
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Trey?Uh, Trey Jordan.
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He's the gardener/handyman
for the homeowners association.
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Stop starring at him, James.You were just
talking about him.
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Guys, guys.
When you put the pig in--
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Uh, we didn't notice
anything down there
but hot coals.
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[ Saroyan ]
Forty-eight degrees Celsius.
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That's what-- an hour after
they drenched everything
with a garden hose?
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Wish they hadn't done that.It's human nature,
Dr. Brennan.
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You see someone on fire,
you put him out.
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The prominent brow
points to a male.
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Wear on his mandibular teeth
puts his age at about 30 to 35.
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We should remove the remains
and then let Hodgins
get down here.
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We have the luau
every year.
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The pit was dug maybe--Four years ago, July.
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Same time we planted
our hydrangeas. That reminds me.
We should spray.
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Yeah. We all helped
with the pit.
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It's, uh, four feet deep
and lined with brick.
You burn the wood to embers.
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- You cheat with charcoal.
- Don't call your dad
a cheater, Paige.
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Anyway, tons of embers going.
Then you throw down
a layer of wet burlap.
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Then wet leaves
and wet burlap,
chicken wire.
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Then you lower the pig in
and-- voilà!
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Yeah. You're forgetting
one thing there.I don't think so.
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- Burlap, leaves--
- He means the dead guy
under the pig, Dad.
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Smart one in the family there.
So what made you crack open
the pit early?
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We heard little explosions,
like fireworks going off.
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We found these in the pit.
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[ Booth ]
Reflective aviators.
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Those look like
Mr. Bessette's glasses.
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- Oh, my God.
- That's Kurt.
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-[ Paige ] You must be mistaken.
-Hey, everybody!
Looks like it was Kurt!
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[ Gasping ] [ Woman ]
No!
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- [ Man ] Not Kurt.
- Kurt?
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[ Crowd Chattering ]
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Who's Kurt?
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H-He and his wife
live over there.Hmm.
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[ Man ]
That's scary.
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That was creepy.
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Well, I warned you
about the suburbs.
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And you're certain
it's Kurt?
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I'm afraid so,
Ms. Bessette.
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Uh, his teeth
matched the X-rays
your dentist provided.
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Well, I already told the
F.B.I. guy and the scary lady
everything I know,
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so I don't know what--
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You mentioned that you
and your husband didn't really
fit in with the neighborhood.
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Oh, yeah. Uh, Kurt put up a
solar panel and a wind turbine,
and it made everybody mad.
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They thought
they were pretty ugly.
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They said it ruined
the neighborhood, you know.
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But he just wanted to save
the planet. There's nothing
wrong with that, right?
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No, it's quite
a noble cause.
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But it can kinda rub people
the wrong way sometimes.
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When the gay couple's dog peed
on the wind turbine,
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Kurt gave the dog a laxative
that nearly killed him.
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[ Chuckling ]Oh.
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Well, that-- That's
not quite so noble.
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[ Laughs ]
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Neighbors don't forget
a thing like that.
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We got shunned.
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I know what caused
the mini explosions.
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Would it have anything to do
with the pebbles embedded
in the remains?
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If by "pebbles" you mean the
rudaceous sedimentary stratified
clast fragments, then yes.
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Now, based on
the amount of pyrites,
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I'd estimate the porosity
at approximately 25%.
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It's ideal
for moisture saturation.
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Meaning
the pebbles exploded
when they got hot.
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The "pebbles," as you
so quaintly call them,
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were all found on the same
strata as the human remains,
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most likely dragged
from the murder site.
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Which explains why they were
embedded in the remains.
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Yeah. All consistent
in size and color.
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Decorative perhaps.
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I'll call you back.
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[ Computer Beeps ]These bones
are not human.
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- I assume they're pig.
- Yes.
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[ Alarm Beeping ]Time for prayers?
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Yes, but I have
a couple of minutes.
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- Oh, I'm sorry.
- Why?
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As a Muslim, I imagine you
consider this work unclean.
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Yes. Well, as a Christian,
I imagine you feel
the same way.
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I have four femurs,
12 phalanges, dozens
of teeth, 12 canines.
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Luau custom says throw
the pig bones back in the pit.
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- Sorry. Sorry. Pig bones. God!
- I'm fine, Dr. Saroyan.
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Perhaps the killer assumed his
victim's remains would never be
noticed amongst the pig bones.
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- Arastoo, there's no reason
for you to be here.
- I appreciate your concern,
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- but I am fine.
- No really.
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Most of us aren't devout here,
and I respect your religion.
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"He hath forbidden you
the flesh of swine,
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"but if one
is forced by necessity,
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without willful disobedience,
nor transgressing due limits,
then is he guiltless."
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The point is,
you shouldn't feel forced--
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[ Without Accent ]
I'm a scientist, okay?
Just like the rest of you.
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I can deal, so please,
just back off and let me
do my job like anyone else.
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Wow.
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[ With Accent ]
I apologize for
my outburst.
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Oh, you aren't even gonna
try to unring that bell,
are you?
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[ Beeping ]I have to pray.
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[ Phone Ringing ]
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[ Beeps ]Saroyan.
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I found the rudaceous
sedimentary stratified clast
fragment mother lode.
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Uh, any signs of a struggle
in the pebbles?
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No.
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Um, I call do-over.
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They're covered in blood.
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Lots of blood.
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My friend's dad just
got a new girlfriend.
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He goes with his dad to her
place all the time to swim.
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Oh, so he likes her.
Well, that's good.
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Do you have a boyfriend?No, I'm on a celibacy kick.
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It's been five months
and nine days...
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which, in celibacy time,
is 400 years.
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What does celibacy mean?
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It's, um--
I don't have a boyfriend. No.
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How about my dad?I don't think he has
a boyfriend either.
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No, he really, really
needs a girlfriend.
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Really.Why?
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To sex up.That's very succinctly put.
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Could Dad sex you up?[ Chuckling ]
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Don't think I haven't
considered that, but I'm sort
of on the sidelines for now.
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But thank you
for thinking of me.
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Okay. Ready?Mm-hmm.
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Done.Cool.
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How'd you do that?I'm good.
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How much blood
did Hodgins find?
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Plenty.
He estimates a fatal amount.
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Can you compare the blood
to the cooked guy
and see if it's his?
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Well, he's pretty cooked,
but we'll try.[ Beeps ]
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Hodgins I.D.'d morning glory
pollen between the victim's
eyeballs and his sunglasses.
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How is that relevant? Well, he said morning glories
only bloom after sunup.
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Sunrise was 5:47 a.m.,
so we're close to
a time of death.
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Were you guys aware that Arastoo
doesn't really have an accent?
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Yeah, he does.
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Yeah, it's thicker than
Achmed the rug merchant.
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Was that racist?
It sounded racist.
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I knew that, despite
the fact that Arastoo
said he was Iranian,
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his accent was Jordanian.
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Well, don't you find it odd
that he was faking
an Arab accent of any kind?
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Iranian isn't actually Arab.What? It's--
Bones, it's weird.
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Now, how is it any more odd
than, say, shaving your face
or putting on makeup?
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I'm not hanging up because
I don't have an answer to that.
I'm just hanging up.
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But-- I had questions
about the morning glories.
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[ Officer ]
I appreciate it.
Thank you.
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So we understand
that you and the deceased had
an altercation over your dog.
218
00:11:37,218 --> 00:11:39,742
You think that we cooked him
because he poisoned our dog?
219
00:11:39,829 --> 00:11:42,963
- Kurt did not poison our dog.
- Yes, he did.
220
00:11:43,050 --> 00:11:47,141
Rocky peed on his stupid
windmill, so then he gave
our dog chocolate laxatives.
221
00:11:47,228 --> 00:11:49,578
Dogs don't react to that
the way people do.
222
00:11:49,665 --> 00:11:52,581
It's very difficult
to overdose on laxatives.
All that will happen is--
223
00:11:52,668 --> 00:11:54,975
Rocky died from cancer.Maybe.
224
00:11:55,062 --> 00:11:58,152
We'll never know because
someone wouldn't pay
for a doggie autopsy.
225
00:11:58,239 --> 00:12:00,458
Oh, my God.
You won't let that go,
226
00:12:00,545 --> 00:12:03,984
even though the F.B.I.
thinks we killed Kurt
for poisoning our dog.
227
00:12:04,071 --> 00:12:07,248
- We don't think
that he poisoned our dog.
- Well, he does.
228
00:12:07,335 --> 00:12:11,556
Now that I think about it,
Rocky totally died of cancer.
229
00:12:15,386 --> 00:12:19,042
Can you see anything
that would explain
copious blood loss?
230
00:12:19,129 --> 00:12:22,045
[ With Accent ] Not so far.
As you can see here and here--Can it, bub.
231
00:12:22,132 --> 00:12:24,831
- It's just you and me here.
- [ Clears Throat ]
232
00:12:24,918 --> 00:12:28,617
[ Without Accent ]
This mark here on the scapula
suggests a puncture wound.
233
00:12:28,704 --> 00:12:30,837
That's barely a poke, right?
234
00:12:30,924 --> 00:12:33,143
It would have been painful,
but no way it kills the guy.
235
00:12:33,230 --> 00:12:35,363
Here, we see
a bone laceration...
236
00:12:35,450 --> 00:12:38,279
on the victim's
proximal humerus, adjacent
to the greater tubercle.
237
00:12:38,366 --> 00:12:40,585
Staining suggests
that injury occurred
before he died.
238
00:12:40,672 --> 00:12:43,588
- Is that bone splintering?
- Yes. Micro fragments.
239
00:12:43,675 --> 00:12:47,549
I believe the laceration
is the result of a blow from
a reciprocating-type weapon.
240
00:12:47,636 --> 00:12:49,681
- Like--
- A saw.
241
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:52,946
I asked Dr. Hodgins
to swab for particulates...
242
00:12:53,033 --> 00:12:55,296
that may have been transferred
from the blade.
243
00:12:55,383 --> 00:12:58,473
[ Beeping ]Here is the stab wound...
244
00:12:58,560 --> 00:13:01,824
and laceration
from the saw.
245
00:13:01,911 --> 00:13:04,348
Neither blow's anywhere near
a major vein or artery.
246
00:13:04,435 --> 00:13:06,873
Neither blow explains
the amount of blood
on the pebbles.
247
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:10,528
I ran a metal detector
through all the crap we found
at the bottom of the pit.
248
00:13:10,615 --> 00:13:14,663
-Crap?
-Yeah, technical term. You know.
249
00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:16,752
Bullet.
Is that a .44 caliber?
250
00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:19,276
Yep.
251
00:13:19,363 --> 00:13:23,237
[ With Accent ] This seems
to suggest rather convincingly
the reason for all the blood.
252
00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:31,158
[ Gunfire, Explosions ]
253
00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:33,813
[ Screeching ]Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait a second.
254
00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:36,119
You and Parker discussed
my sex life?
255
00:13:36,206 --> 00:13:38,513
Well, we discussed
your lack of sex life.
256
00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:42,299
Angela, neither you, nor him--
especially him-- knows anything
about my sex life.
257
00:13:42,386 --> 00:13:45,650
Well, he knows that Daddy
ain't getting any,
and he's concerned.
258
00:13:45,737 --> 00:13:48,871
He thinks you need a girlfriend,
to have sex.
259
00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:53,310
He said that?Well, his exact words
were "to sex up."
260
00:13:53,397 --> 00:13:56,096
I think you need
to talk to him honestly
about your love life.
261
00:13:56,183 --> 00:13:58,402
You kidding? No offense, but
I'm not talking about that.Hey.
262
00:13:58,489 --> 00:14:01,623
- What?
- Wanna run our friendly
neighborhood suburbanites...
263
00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:04,278
through the national
gun permit database,
see if any of them own a .44?
264
00:14:04,365 --> 00:14:07,324
- Hodgins found that in the pit.
- Hi, Dr. Saroyan.
265
00:14:07,411 --> 00:14:09,587
Do you have a boyfriend?
266
00:14:09,674 --> 00:14:11,981
See, this is exactly
how it started with me.Come on. Let's go.
267
00:14:12,068 --> 00:14:14,592
I gotta get you back home.
Your mom's gonna kill me,
all right?
268
00:14:14,679 --> 00:14:17,204
Let me see this stuff.
Does this stuff come off?
269
00:14:17,291 --> 00:14:20,207
Oh, seriously,
that's your big worry
right now?
270
00:14:26,039 --> 00:14:28,693
I hate Verbena Court--
every last thing about it.
271
00:14:28,780 --> 00:14:32,175
It's artificial.
It's soulless. That's why
I'm trying to sell out.
272
00:14:32,262 --> 00:14:34,438
It's ennui, Agent Booth.
You understand that?
273
00:14:34,525 --> 00:14:36,701
Looks kinda nice to me.
It's good for kids.
274
00:14:36,788 --> 00:14:39,661
They call it a cul-de-sac,
but what it is is a dead end.
275
00:14:39,748 --> 00:14:41,358
So why'd you move there
in the first place?
276
00:14:41,445 --> 00:14:43,883
Wife wants kids,
kids want lawns. [ Knocking ]
277
00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:45,972
I got snookered
in the math.Here you go.
278
00:14:46,059 --> 00:14:50,628
Right. Thanks.
Snookered enough,
uh, to snap?
279
00:14:50,715 --> 00:14:53,109
[ Chuckling ]
So I own a handgun.
So what?
280
00:14:53,196 --> 00:14:55,285
I have a license.
It's registered.
281
00:14:55,372 --> 00:14:57,766
We found this bullet in the pit
with Bessette's body.
282
00:14:57,853 --> 00:14:59,899
We checked out
his bank records,
283
00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:04,164
and you wired $5,000
into his account last month.
284
00:15:04,251 --> 00:15:06,949
Verbena Court was built
with a limited amount
of phone lines.
285
00:15:07,036 --> 00:15:09,952
Bessette bought them all.
I wanted to put in
a second line.
286
00:15:10,039 --> 00:15:12,607
Your neighbor charged you $5,000
for a phone line?
287
00:15:12,694 --> 00:15:14,914
Yep.
288
00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:17,699
Then he spent the five grand
on putting up the damn windmill.
289
00:15:17,786 --> 00:15:21,007
Okay. So he rips you off
for five grand, you snap
and you shoot him.
290
00:15:21,094 --> 00:15:23,487
No. [ Chuckles ]
I should've shot him.
291
00:15:23,574 --> 00:15:26,142
It wasn't Kurt
I shot though.
292
00:15:26,229 --> 00:15:30,059
- I shot the pig, the luau pig.
- Excuse me?
293
00:15:30,146 --> 00:15:32,757
Bob Sayles and I found
a farm in North Carolina...
294
00:15:32,844 --> 00:15:34,759
and paid to hunt
our own pig.
295
00:15:34,846 --> 00:15:36,457
With a handgun?
296
00:15:36,544 --> 00:15:38,633
I'll give you the name
of the farm.
297
00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:40,852
Porky walked
right up to us.
298
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,768
I popped him one
between the eyes.
I barfed. Bob cried.
299
00:15:43,855 --> 00:15:46,467
[ Chuckling ]
300
00:15:46,554 --> 00:15:50,166
Suburban hunters.
It's an oxymoron, my friend.
301
00:15:50,253 --> 00:15:51,994
It's an oxymoron.
302
00:15:53,213 --> 00:15:55,258
[ Door Opens ]
303
00:15:55,345 --> 00:15:58,305
No, no, no, no.
You can't just walk
in here and--
304
00:15:58,392 --> 00:16:01,569
Arastoo Vaziri,
our Muslim intern--
he's been faking his accent.
305
00:16:01,656 --> 00:16:04,615
At first, I go where everyone
else goes, you know?
Terrorist.
306
00:16:04,702 --> 00:16:07,749
Wouldn't a terrorist fake
nothaving an accent?
307
00:16:07,836 --> 00:16:11,361
Is it crazy or just weird?
Weird I can deal with,
but crazy--
308
00:16:11,448 --> 00:16:14,799
-Wait. What do you
want me to do?
-Oh, "crazy" is your department.
309
00:16:16,888 --> 00:16:20,196
They went to a farm and shot
an innocent pig in the head?
310
00:16:20,283 --> 00:16:23,504
Look, it's not a federal
offense, Bones. There's nothing
we can do about it now, okay?
311
00:16:23,591 --> 00:16:25,810
So let's just focus
on the murdered human.
312
00:16:25,897 --> 00:16:28,204
Okay. So far we have
a nick on the scapula--Mm-hmm.
313
00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:30,467
suggesting stabbing.
314
00:16:30,554 --> 00:16:32,904
And splintering
on the humerus,
which suggests sawing.
315
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:35,168
But neither explains
bleeding out.
316
00:16:35,255 --> 00:16:37,909
Sweets says he has something
he'd like to share with us
in the conference room.
317
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,695
Why does he say "share"?
Why can't he just say "show"?Shh. Okay. What do you have?
318
00:16:40,782 --> 00:16:42,740
Hey.Hey.
319
00:16:42,827 --> 00:16:45,656
Suburbanites tend to put
too much emphasis on their
outward accomplishments.
320
00:16:45,743 --> 00:16:47,876
Now, this creates
a sense of detachment.Ennui.
321
00:16:47,963 --> 00:16:50,139
Very insightful.That's right.
322
00:16:50,226 --> 00:16:54,013
All right. Uh, the inherent
uniformity and shared ideals
of a planned community...
323
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:56,928
suggest that
the neighborhood can be
psychologically analyzed...
324
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,540
as a single
dysfunctional personality.
325
00:16:59,627 --> 00:17:01,324
You mean you can look at it
anthropologically.
326
00:17:01,411 --> 00:17:03,065
You're gonna shanghai
my whole discipline?
327
00:17:03,152 --> 00:17:05,154
You're tapping into what
anthropologists call...
328
00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:07,809
"lines of influence,
dominance and suasion."
329
00:17:07,896 --> 00:17:10,681
Go on, Sweets.
Just let him go on.
330
00:17:10,768 --> 00:17:14,337
So we can, uh, look at
the community as a single
dysfunctional personality...
331
00:17:14,424 --> 00:17:18,211
dealing with sexual infidelity,
indebtedness, resentment.
332
00:17:18,298 --> 00:17:20,561
- That's what I just said.
- Both of you, it's murder.
333
00:17:20,648 --> 00:17:23,346
We're either dealing
with money or sex here.That's what I just said.
334
00:17:23,433 --> 00:17:26,349
And this is where psychology
can provide an insight
that anthropology cannot.
335
00:17:26,436 --> 00:17:30,527
- I doubt that.
- Well, suburbanites, uh, will
not only lie to outsiders.
336
00:17:30,614 --> 00:17:33,617
They'll lie to each other
and to themselves.
337
00:17:33,704 --> 00:17:37,534
What Sweets means is that
societal norms endemic to
the suburban acculturation...
338
00:17:37,621 --> 00:17:41,277
dichotomize exterior postures
and clandestine protocols.
339
00:17:41,364 --> 00:17:43,497
Just give me one thing
that's gonna help me
catch the murderer.
340
00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:45,803
All right. Deal with
all of these people...
341
00:17:45,890 --> 00:17:48,545
as separate elements...
342
00:17:48,632 --> 00:17:51,374
of one big
collective personality.
343
00:17:51,461 --> 00:17:55,683
Identify the threat that
Kurt Bessette posed to their
psychological equanimity,
344
00:17:55,770 --> 00:17:57,902
and the killer
will emerge.
345
00:17:57,989 --> 00:17:59,904
- I agree.
- Doesn't help me one bit.
346
00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:03,169
[ Sweets ]
Why?
347
00:18:03,256 --> 00:18:05,171
You seriously believe
all that hoo-ha?
348
00:18:05,258 --> 00:18:07,521
Well, it's anthropology,
so yes.
349
00:18:07,608 --> 00:18:10,437
"Wrong-ology."
Keep your grubby anthro
hands off my psych.
350
00:18:10,524 --> 00:18:13,396
Listen. Bones, I'll meet you
down at the car in five minutes.What?
351
00:18:15,050 --> 00:18:16,878
Five minutes.What?
352
00:18:18,227 --> 00:18:21,012
[ Exhales ]
Okay. Look.
353
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:25,278
Parker has been asking all
the women that I work with
to be my girlfriend.
354
00:18:25,365 --> 00:18:27,106
The women you work with
are beautiful.
355
00:18:27,193 --> 00:18:30,326
Don't turn this into
a conversation about sex.
My kid is eight years old.
356
00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:33,155
Parker's preadolescent,
but he's very concerned
with sex.
357
00:18:33,242 --> 00:18:35,114
What he's concerned about
are shoes with wheels on 'em.
358
00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:37,986
There are five stages of
psychosexual development:
359
00:18:38,073 --> 00:18:40,641
oral, anal--Whoa.
360
00:18:40,728 --> 00:18:42,469
phallic, latent and genital.
361
00:18:42,556 --> 00:18:45,559
Now, Parker's transitioning
from latent to genital.
362
00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:49,476
At the genital stage,
he's learning to identify
with his gender parent.
363
00:18:49,563 --> 00:18:52,435
That's you.
He's looking at you
to see his sexual future.
364
00:18:52,522 --> 00:18:56,222
How do I get him to stop?My advice is to let him see you
interact with a woman.
365
00:18:56,309 --> 00:18:59,181
Easy!No, not sexually.
Socially.
366
00:18:59,268 --> 00:19:02,053
Show him you're comfortable
with women, so he can learn
to be the same way.
367
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,447
Okay.Okay? Just like that?
368
00:19:04,534 --> 00:19:06,971
- You're taking my advice?
- No, I just don't wanna talk
to you about it anymore.
369
00:19:09,670 --> 00:19:12,194
Wait.
This isn't my office.
370
00:19:12,281 --> 00:19:16,894
[ Man ]
♪ It's the good life ♪
371
00:19:16,981 --> 00:19:18,983
♪ Full of fun ♪
372
00:19:19,070 --> 00:19:22,117
♪ Seems to be the ideal ♪
373
00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:28,167
♪ Yes, the good life ♪
374
00:19:28,254 --> 00:19:32,997
♪ Lets you hide
all the sadness you feel ♪
375
00:19:33,084 --> 00:19:34,956
[ No Audible Dialogue ]
376
00:19:37,045 --> 00:19:40,962
♪ You won't really
fall in love ♪
377
00:19:41,049 --> 00:19:43,747
♪ 'Cause you can't
take the chance ♪
378
00:19:47,098 --> 00:19:51,015
♪ So be honest
with yourself ♪
379
00:19:51,102 --> 00:19:54,932
♪ Don't try to fake romance ♪♪What are you doing?
380
00:19:55,019 --> 00:19:58,675
"Alibis." Huh.
That's very organized.
381
00:19:58,762 --> 00:20:01,200
"At the time of the murder,
Mary Kay Sayles was biking...
382
00:20:01,287 --> 00:20:03,724
[ Both ]
with James Perry
and Elliot Lindbergh."
383
00:20:03,811 --> 00:20:07,641
Thinking gay guy
and burb hater are out
biking with church lady.
384
00:20:07,728 --> 00:20:10,687
[ Gasps ]
Oh, so you're thinking
they're a sexual threesome.
385
00:20:10,774 --> 00:20:12,776
Ah.What? Wow. No.
386
00:20:12,863 --> 00:20:16,345
I was just thinking that one
of these cyclists was having sex
with Kurt Bessette.
387
00:20:16,432 --> 00:20:20,567
Oh. So we should find out
where churchy lady's husband,
gay guy's boyfriend...
388
00:20:20,654 --> 00:20:23,526
and burb hater's wife
were at the time.
389
00:20:23,613 --> 00:20:26,442
Man, if this turns out to be
some suburban key-party,
threesome revenge slaying,
390
00:20:26,529 --> 00:20:28,662
it's gonna get complicated,
and I'm gonna get all--
391
00:20:28,749 --> 00:20:31,882
Hey, so I finally got
through the particulates
left behind by the saw.
392
00:20:31,969 --> 00:20:34,189
Three different organic
remnants on the cut.
393
00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:36,757
A hooked thorn from
a Bougainvillea glabra.
394
00:20:36,844 --> 00:20:41,849
A haw from a hybrid
Crataegus monogynaand nectar
from a Syringa protolaciniata.
395
00:20:41,936 --> 00:20:44,199
- See you later!
- Each plant was from
a different yard.
396
00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:46,288
But all in the same
reciprocating saw.Yeah.
397
00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:48,029
[ Motor Whirring ]Really?
398
00:20:48,116 --> 00:20:51,641
Like, uh, that one
that Casanova gardener boy
is using.
399
00:20:57,952 --> 00:21:01,608
So, my question is,
did you kill Kurt Bessette
on your own volition,
400
00:21:01,695 --> 00:21:04,698
or did his wife
talk you into it?
401
00:21:04,785 --> 00:21:08,267
- What?
- Bessette was attacked
with your hedge trimmer.
402
00:21:08,354 --> 00:21:11,835
Come on.
Young, hot suburban gardener.
Bored suburban housewives.
403
00:21:11,922 --> 00:21:15,361
- You're an ethnological trope.
- What?
404
00:21:15,448 --> 00:21:17,101
Ice tea's not
the only perk here.
405
00:21:17,188 --> 00:21:19,539
Look, I had nothin' going
with Kurt Bessette's wife.
406
00:21:19,626 --> 00:21:22,629
Let me make this a little
easier for you, shall we?
[ Clears Throat ]
407
00:21:22,716 --> 00:21:24,848
[ Exhales ]
408
00:21:24,935 --> 00:21:29,244
Which one of these people did
you have something going with?
409
00:21:35,119 --> 00:21:36,469
Paige Sayles.
410
00:21:37,948 --> 00:21:40,124
The church lady's daughter.
411
00:21:40,211 --> 00:21:43,432
Look, she's 18. She's legal.
And plus, it was her idea.
412
00:21:43,519 --> 00:21:46,696
- And?
- [ Chuckles ]
413
00:21:47,915 --> 00:21:49,960
Paula Lindbergh.
414
00:21:50,047 --> 00:21:53,442
I think she's trying to
get pregnant so her husband
would stay in the suburbs.
415
00:21:53,529 --> 00:21:55,357
So, you mind being used
as a stud horse?
416
00:21:55,444 --> 00:21:58,055
[ Chuckles ]
Would you?
417
00:21:58,142 --> 00:22:00,231
Do these women know
about each other?Not from me.
418
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:02,799
Then from who?
419
00:22:02,886 --> 00:22:07,151
Mr. Bessette caught me
and Mrs. Lindbergh
sloshing up her hot tub.
420
00:22:07,238 --> 00:22:10,154
Where were you between
the hours of 5:00 a.m.
and 8:00 a.m....
421
00:22:10,241 --> 00:22:12,548
the morning of the luau?
422
00:22:12,635 --> 00:22:15,203
I've got a girlfriend.
I mean, back in my neighborhood.
423
00:22:15,290 --> 00:22:17,336
A real one who I love.
I was with her.
424
00:22:20,991 --> 00:22:24,255
Wow! That cul-de-sac
is like a sex camp.
425
00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:26,736
What?
There's a sex camp?No. No, no.
426
00:22:26,823 --> 00:22:29,565
Listen. What were
your anthropological
lines again?
427
00:22:29,652 --> 00:22:32,002
Influence, dominance
and suasion.
428
00:22:32,089 --> 00:22:36,137
We both know that the murder
victim wasn't above shaking
someone down for phone lines.
429
00:22:36,224 --> 00:22:39,532
Maybe he finds out that
Paula Lindbergh is trying to
make babies with the gardener.
430
00:22:39,619 --> 00:22:41,838
He puts the squeeze on her.
She kills him.
431
00:22:41,925 --> 00:22:44,101
Casanova gardener boy--
[ Clicks Tongue ]
helps out.
432
00:22:44,188 --> 00:22:46,016
It definitely
fits the paradigm.
433
00:22:46,103 --> 00:22:49,411
I was afraid this would come up
when I heard you took Trey
in for questioning.
434
00:22:49,498 --> 00:22:51,413
You're right.
So start talking.
435
00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:53,459
I should never
have made Elliot
move to the suburbs.
436
00:22:53,546 --> 00:22:56,549
In a way,
I emasculated him.
437
00:22:56,636 --> 00:23:00,030
Oh, God. She's a therapist.
She talks like a therapist.
438
00:23:00,117 --> 00:23:03,904
What, you remove a man
from an environment
where he flourishes...
439
00:23:03,991 --> 00:23:06,907
to a place where he feels
impotent, he actually
becomes impotent.
440
00:23:06,994 --> 00:23:10,563
Look, if you wanted a baby
so bad, why didn't you just
move back to the city?
441
00:23:10,650 --> 00:23:12,695
We owe more on this house
than it's worth.
442
00:23:12,782 --> 00:23:15,568
Even if Elliot could sell it,
we're stuck financially.
443
00:23:15,655 --> 00:23:18,614
What happened when Kurt Bessette
found you with the gardener? Nothing.
444
00:23:18,701 --> 00:23:21,182
He smirked.
445
00:23:21,269 --> 00:23:24,794
Did Kurt threaten
to tell your husband
or blackmail you?
446
00:23:24,881 --> 00:23:27,231
- Oh, no. He wouldn't dare.
- Why not?
447
00:23:27,318 --> 00:23:30,844
Wait. You think
that Kurt told my husband
about the gardener,
448
00:23:30,931 --> 00:23:33,107
and so Elliot killed him?
449
00:23:33,194 --> 00:23:37,154
Elliot puked
when he shot a pig.
Please.
450
00:23:37,241 --> 00:23:39,374
Interlocking lines
of suasion between members
of the collective...
451
00:23:39,461 --> 00:23:41,420
result in
multiple duplicities.
452
00:23:41,507 --> 00:23:44,074
Oh, my God.
She's an anthropologist.
453
00:23:44,161 --> 00:23:46,468
- She talks like
an anthropologist.
- Just answer the question.
454
00:23:46,555 --> 00:23:49,297
Why wouldn't Kurt Bessette
dare tell your husband
about the gardener?
455
00:23:49,384 --> 00:23:53,649
I'm a trained therapist.
I looked at Kurt and Paige
talking on the street.
456
00:23:53,736 --> 00:23:57,610
I knew immediately
the relationship was
clandestine, probably sexual.
457
00:23:57,697 --> 00:24:00,874
Kurt Bessette was sleeping
with that 18-year-old girl.
458
00:24:00,961 --> 00:24:04,704
I used that knowledge
to ask for our five grand
back for the phone.
459
00:24:04,791 --> 00:24:07,446
Kurt wouldn't have agreed
if it weren't true.
460
00:24:07,533 --> 00:24:10,666
If I were you,
I'd be looking at Paige's
father for this murder,
461
00:24:10,753 --> 00:24:12,929
not my Elliot.
462
00:24:13,016 --> 00:24:15,715
- Hey, Dad.
- Hey, Paige.
You want some of that?
463
00:24:15,802 --> 00:24:18,108
[ Squeals ]
I'm gonna kill you!That never gets old.
464
00:24:20,981 --> 00:24:24,071
Okay, yeah.
Kurt and I hooked up.
465
00:24:24,158 --> 00:24:27,683
I'm of age.
He didn't break any laws
sleeping with me.
466
00:24:27,770 --> 00:24:31,426
What did you see in him?Kurt wasn't like
the other guys from here.
467
00:24:31,513 --> 00:24:34,168
He wasn't just cute.
He--
468
00:24:34,255 --> 00:24:37,127
He was committed
to the environment,
saving our planet.
469
00:24:37,214 --> 00:24:41,131
People hated him because
he made them feel ashamed
that they weren't doing more.
470
00:24:41,218 --> 00:24:43,656
Well, I think
what they hated
was the windmill.
471
00:24:43,743 --> 00:24:45,875
You know,
it's possible having sex
with you killed him.
472
00:24:45,962 --> 00:24:48,443
No. Kurt was
in awesome shape.
473
00:24:48,530 --> 00:24:51,968
No, I didn't mean that you
gave him a heart attack.
474
00:24:52,055 --> 00:24:55,711
What I meant was,
it's possible that someone
who cares about youkilled him.
475
00:24:57,539 --> 00:25:00,586
Like my dad, you mean?Or Trey, the gardener.
476
00:25:03,066 --> 00:25:05,199
They didn't even know
about Kurt.
477
00:25:05,286 --> 00:25:08,594
Well, what if they did?
478
00:25:15,165 --> 00:25:17,341
[ Arastoo, With Accent ]
Is this an official
F.B.I. investigation?
479
00:25:17,428 --> 00:25:20,301
Do I need some kind
of representation?
480
00:25:20,388 --> 00:25:22,825
Yeah, the whole accent thing--
it's kinda out in the world.
481
00:25:24,261 --> 00:25:26,002
[ Without Accent ]
I figured.
482
00:25:27,613 --> 00:25:29,745
This place,
the Jeffersonian--
483
00:25:29,832 --> 00:25:32,400
they see things in
very black-and-white terms.
484
00:25:32,487 --> 00:25:34,707
Comes with the gig.
We're scientists.
485
00:25:34,794 --> 00:25:38,449
Yeah. But unlike any of them,
you're religious.
486
00:25:38,537 --> 00:25:42,149
Muslim.Now, this man I see
in front of me right now--
487
00:25:42,236 --> 00:25:45,892
rational, pragmatic,
highly intelligent.
488
00:25:45,979 --> 00:25:50,026
That man might have to explain
his religion to people like that
every single day.
489
00:25:50,113 --> 00:25:52,289
- Whereas--
- Whereas a kid from
the sticks of Iran,
490
00:25:52,376 --> 00:25:54,422
newly arrived in the West--
491
00:25:54,509 --> 00:25:56,816
it's no wonder he clings
to his cultural superstitions.
492
00:25:56,903 --> 00:26:00,297
There you go.
Frustrating enough to drive
a guy to fake an accent.
493
00:26:00,384 --> 00:26:02,691
Which, in my professional
opinion, is not crazy.
494
00:26:02,778 --> 00:26:04,606
You're a pretty smart guy.
495
00:26:04,693 --> 00:26:08,828
But I don't need a scientist
to tell me who or what I am,
496
00:26:08,915 --> 00:26:11,482
and neither should you,
Mr. Vaziri.
497
00:26:13,136 --> 00:26:15,704
- Thanks for coming by.
- Thank you.
498
00:26:15,791 --> 00:26:19,012
Tox screen came back positive
for potassium nitrate,
499
00:26:19,099 --> 00:26:21,928
which can be prescribed
for high blood pressure.
500
00:26:22,015 --> 00:26:24,147
[ On Speakerphone ]
But Kurt Bessette was
in very good shape.
501
00:26:24,234 --> 00:26:26,672
Yes, we heard that
from his teenaged girlfriend.
502
00:26:26,759 --> 00:26:28,935
[ Booth ]
Enough to kill the guy?Nope.
503
00:26:29,022 --> 00:26:32,025
He might have experienced some
muscle weakness, but otherwise,
saltpeter's fairly harmless.
504
00:26:32,112 --> 00:26:34,897
Saltpeter is not harmless.
Okay? I went to
Catholic school.
505
00:26:34,984 --> 00:26:38,771
- That's a total myth, Booth.
- No, Booth did actually
go to a Catholic school.
506
00:26:38,858 --> 00:26:41,861
No, no, no. The nuns, they
used to put saltpeter in all
the boys' milk at lunch...
507
00:26:41,948 --> 00:26:44,037
so that
we couldn't get--
508
00:26:44,124 --> 00:26:48,868
so we could concentrate
without, you know-- ping!
509
00:26:48,955 --> 00:26:51,784
But how could you tell
it was in the boys' milk
and not the girls'?
510
00:26:51,871 --> 00:26:54,395
- 'Cause the boys' milk
was always frothier.
- And did it work?
511
00:26:54,482 --> 00:26:57,790
Well, not on me.Well, it didn't work
on anyone, Booth.
512
00:26:57,877 --> 00:27:00,227
Why people insist upon believing
that old wives' tale...
513
00:27:00,314 --> 00:27:02,055
in the face of all evidence,
I'll never understand.
514
00:27:02,142 --> 00:27:04,710
Saltpeter acts
as a blood thinner.
515
00:27:04,797 --> 00:27:07,016
See? Thin blood
could stop a guy from--
516
00:27:07,103 --> 00:27:09,802
We've been saying
that the two wounds we found
on the victim's body...
517
00:27:09,889 --> 00:27:11,978
wouldn't be enough
for him to bleed out.
518
00:27:12,065 --> 00:27:14,763
But with saltpeter, he could
have bled internally...
519
00:27:14,850 --> 00:27:17,461
from even minor
soft tissue damage.
520
00:27:17,548 --> 00:27:19,594
We'd never have seen
the evidence of that
after he cooked.
521
00:27:19,681 --> 00:27:21,509
We got probable cause of death.
522
00:27:21,596 --> 00:27:24,512
Now we just need to find out who
fed Kurt Bessette the saltpeter.
523
00:27:24,599 --> 00:27:26,949
I think you'll want to talk
to the cheating bastard's wife.
524
00:27:31,258 --> 00:27:33,695
I begged Kurt
to stop cheating on me.
525
00:27:33,782 --> 00:27:36,176
I did everything I could
in the bedroom
to make him stay.
526
00:27:36,263 --> 00:27:38,874
I changed my hair.
I went to the gym.
527
00:27:38,961 --> 00:27:41,921
But when I went to work every
day, it was a "cat's away,
mice play" situation.
528
00:27:42,008 --> 00:27:44,097
And where'd you get
the saltpeter?
529
00:27:44,184 --> 00:27:48,667
Oh. Um, Nate and James
have stump remover,
530
00:27:48,754 --> 00:27:51,147
and that's
98% saltpeter.
531
00:27:51,234 --> 00:27:54,194
I figured that might be enough
to remove Kurt's stump
from her garden.
532
00:27:55,891 --> 00:27:57,937
Who else knew
he was cheating?
533
00:27:58,024 --> 00:28:00,330
Nobody.
534
00:28:00,417 --> 00:28:03,029
- Unless her husband found out.
- [ Whispers ] Her husband.
535
00:28:03,116 --> 00:28:06,597
Kurt Bessette was sleeping
with the church lady too.
536
00:28:06,685 --> 00:28:09,905
- Do you think her husband
is capable of murder?
- Bob? No.
537
00:28:09,992 --> 00:28:14,040
He's just a big dumbass nob
who thinks Verbena Court
is heaven.
538
00:28:14,127 --> 00:28:18,871
That was before he knew
the neighbor was having sex with
both his wife and his daughter.
539
00:28:18,958 --> 00:28:21,264
I don't care how big
of a dumbass Bob Sayles is.
540
00:28:21,351 --> 00:28:23,440
He finds that out,
he's gonna wanna
kill her husband.
541
00:28:24,964 --> 00:28:26,095
[ Booth Clears Throat ]
542
00:28:30,578 --> 00:28:32,623
How did you find out
about me and Kurt?
543
00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:35,539
O-Only the two of us knew,
and-- and Kurt's dead.
544
00:28:35,626 --> 00:28:37,890
You were not the only person
that Kurt Bessette
was sleeping with.
545
00:28:39,413 --> 00:28:42,459
You mean,
aside from his wife?
546
00:28:42,546 --> 00:28:44,374
So I wasn't his only--
547
00:28:46,028 --> 00:28:47,813
Who? Who else?
548
00:28:49,423 --> 00:28:51,294
He was sleeping with
your daughter, Paige.
549
00:28:55,472 --> 00:28:58,127
You can understand
why you're a suspect here.
550
00:28:59,433 --> 00:29:01,522
Yes.
551
00:29:01,609 --> 00:29:04,090
People kill
out of jealousy.
552
00:29:04,177 --> 00:29:06,570
I guess it won't matter
if I deny it.
553
00:29:06,657 --> 00:29:09,660
No, but you're not
our prime suspect.
You see, you have an alibi.
554
00:29:09,748 --> 00:29:12,576
You were out biking
with James Perry
and Elliot Lindbergh.
555
00:29:14,404 --> 00:29:17,233
So you think Kelly found out
and killed her own husband?
556
00:29:20,019 --> 00:29:23,718
Paige?
My God. She's only 18.
557
00:29:27,809 --> 00:29:30,246
You think my Bob found out
and killed Kurt.
558
00:29:32,466 --> 00:29:35,425
[ Exhales ]
559
00:29:42,563 --> 00:29:46,393
I found evidence of
a homogenous mixture of
oily and waxy long chain,
560
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:50,092
which are nonpolar
hydrocarbons in, uh, this
fracture of the skull.
561
00:29:50,179 --> 00:29:52,660
Can't you just
say "lubricant"?
Isn't that much quicker?
562
00:29:52,747 --> 00:29:54,967
Arastoo must be finished
looking at the minifractures
in that area.
563
00:29:55,054 --> 00:29:57,056
Right? Where is he?
564
00:29:57,143 --> 00:29:59,798
[ Without Accent ]
Sorry. Sorry. I just
finished morning prayers.
565
00:30:02,235 --> 00:30:06,543
The skull fracture is located
high on the frontal bone,
right on the midline.
566
00:30:06,630 --> 00:30:08,807
Whoa!
567
00:30:08,894 --> 00:30:11,331
Who are you?
568
00:30:13,115 --> 00:30:15,814
I don't have an accent.
I was faking it.
569
00:30:15,901 --> 00:30:19,295
But I am devout.
I do pray five times a day.
570
00:30:19,382 --> 00:30:21,776
Now, can we get back
to work, please?
571
00:30:21,863 --> 00:30:23,952
[ Chuckling ]
Oh, no, definitely not.
572
00:30:24,039 --> 00:30:26,912
How do we know you're
not faking this accent?Does Brennan know about this?
573
00:30:26,999 --> 00:30:29,479
Yes. She doesn't care.
574
00:30:29,566 --> 00:30:32,352
She doesn't care.
575
00:30:32,439 --> 00:30:35,137
- The midline fractures--
- No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.
576
00:30:35,224 --> 00:30:38,314
Arastoo, things
will go a lot faster
if you just explain.
577
00:30:38,401 --> 00:30:41,796
When I speak as though I just
got off the boat, people accept
my religious convictions.
578
00:30:41,883 --> 00:30:44,625
Plus, fewer terrorist jokes.
579
00:30:44,712 --> 00:30:47,758
I don't know why.'Cause they're
afraid of you.
580
00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:49,456
You are so gonna
pay for this.Yeah.
581
00:30:49,543 --> 00:30:51,458
I have no doubt
that is true.
582
00:30:51,545 --> 00:30:55,288
Now, this wound
has a distinctive
curve shape to it.
583
00:30:55,375 --> 00:30:57,594
[ Saroyan ]
Well, it doesn't
look very severe.
584
00:30:57,681 --> 00:31:00,946
Corresponding microfractures
to the posterior cranium...
585
00:31:01,033 --> 00:31:04,601
indicate that Kurt was hit
while resting his head
on a hard surface.
586
00:31:04,688 --> 00:31:07,517
So a weak blow
that was delivered when Kurt
was already on the ground.
587
00:31:07,604 --> 00:31:09,868
There's a concrete base
on the wind turbine.
588
00:31:09,955 --> 00:31:11,782
Bob Sayles
is a big, burly man.
589
00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:14,742
- Yeah, but he's a decent guy.
- What does that have
to do with it?
590
00:31:14,829 --> 00:31:18,050
Decent guys. They have a harder
time hittin' a guy when they're
already down on the ground.
591
00:31:18,137 --> 00:31:20,182
So not a weak blow,
a halfhearted one.
592
00:31:20,269 --> 00:31:23,664
This mark here could be
congruent with a golf club.
593
00:31:23,751 --> 00:31:26,972
It's curved and metallic.
I could run up an image.
594
00:31:27,059 --> 00:31:29,583
Most clubs have a brazing
composition to secure the
titanium alloy on the club head.
595
00:31:29,670 --> 00:31:31,846
I can check on that.
596
00:31:31,933 --> 00:31:35,458
So, a reciprocating saw,
a golf club with some lubricant.
597
00:31:35,545 --> 00:31:38,157
That just leaves
the puncture weapon
unidentified.
598
00:31:40,159 --> 00:31:43,075
It takes a village, Bones.Well, uh-- I beg your pardon?
599
00:31:43,162 --> 00:31:46,078
A village.
To raise a kid properly,
it takes a village.
600
00:31:46,165 --> 00:31:50,038
But metaphorically. It doesn't
mean we all must grow up in
hamlets of 800 people or less.
601
00:31:50,125 --> 00:31:52,519
Thanks. Um, will you
be my village?Huh?
602
00:31:52,606 --> 00:31:55,957
I need Parker to know
that I lead a full
and rewarding life.
603
00:31:56,044 --> 00:31:58,177
But you don't.What? Yes, I do.
604
00:31:58,264 --> 00:32:00,570
No, you don't.
You work too much.
You don't socialize.
605
00:32:00,657 --> 00:32:03,269
All of which prevents you
from having a full sex life.
606
00:32:03,356 --> 00:32:07,577
Okay. Please, let's just
take a hint from the suburbs
and just make it look good.
607
00:32:07,664 --> 00:32:11,364
You want to know if I'll help
you fool your son into thinking
your life is gratifying?
608
00:32:11,451 --> 00:32:13,975
- Yeah. Will you do it?
- Well, h-how?
609
00:32:14,062 --> 00:32:16,543
Come to dinner with us.
Have fun. Laugh at my jokes.
610
00:32:16,630 --> 00:32:18,849
That might actually
turn out to befun,
611
00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:21,156
thus becoming
a self-fulfilling desire.
612
00:32:21,243 --> 00:32:23,767
- Right. So, you'll do it?
- Yes.
613
00:32:23,854 --> 00:32:27,510
I will be your hamlet
of 800 people or less.My village.
614
00:32:27,597 --> 00:32:30,252
Well, I was being amusing.
You should laugh
at my jokes too.
615
00:32:30,339 --> 00:32:32,951
I'm laughing,
on the inside.
616
00:32:33,038 --> 00:32:36,911
So I just told Bob Sayles that
both his wife and daughter were
having sex with Kurt Bessette.
617
00:32:36,998 --> 00:32:39,305
- Was he shocked?
- Yeah. And he wasn't faking it.
618
00:32:39,392 --> 00:32:42,003
Well, you shouldn't say that
like it's a fact.
619
00:32:42,090 --> 00:32:45,137
In my opinion,
his dismay was genuine.
620
00:32:45,224 --> 00:32:49,141
However, it's difficult to say
whether the shock was due
to the sexual revelations...
621
00:32:49,228 --> 00:32:51,578
or if we discovered information
he was keeping secret.
622
00:32:51,665 --> 00:32:54,798
I appreciate
the distinction.Hold on to that for a second.
623
00:32:56,452 --> 00:32:58,715
You do the best you can,
you know?
624
00:32:58,802 --> 00:33:02,328
You go to work.
You bring home the bacon.
You raise a daughter.
625
00:33:02,415 --> 00:33:04,547
Either of you
got daughters?Mm-mmm.
626
00:33:04,634 --> 00:33:07,115
Well, that's the trip, man.
Daughters.
627
00:33:07,202 --> 00:33:11,163
I was so worried about Paige and
that gardener kid, I didn't see
what was happening with Kurt.
628
00:33:11,250 --> 00:33:13,426
But I mean, what do you do--
preach abstinence?
629
00:33:13,513 --> 00:33:16,081
Doesn't work in Alaska.
Why would it work
on Verbena Court?
630
00:33:16,168 --> 00:33:18,431
Did you suspect anything
about your wife?
631
00:33:18,518 --> 00:33:21,260
I gotta confess.
632
00:33:21,347 --> 00:33:24,915
If I'd have known any of that,
I'd have killed the son
of a bitch bare hands.
633
00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:27,657
And there's not
a jury in this country that
would convict me either.
634
00:33:27,744 --> 00:33:31,531
That is untrue.
They most certainly would
have convicted you.
635
00:33:31,618 --> 00:33:34,273
- You don't have an alibi.
- I was home alone.
636
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:38,233
Sleepin' in after getting
that pig pit all dug
and ready and lit.
637
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:40,322
Why would Mary Kay
do this to me?
638
00:33:40,409 --> 00:33:42,759
I've been a good husband,
good provider.
639
00:33:42,846 --> 00:33:45,719
- I took two jobs.
- Two jobs?
640
00:33:45,806 --> 00:33:48,548
We only have you down as
a C.P.A. for an airline.
641
00:33:48,635 --> 00:33:52,160
Yeah, well, me and Kurt started
a side business on the Internet.
642
00:33:52,247 --> 00:33:54,728
You and Kurt Bessette
had a business together?
643
00:33:54,815 --> 00:33:57,426
Yep. It was goin' good too.
644
00:33:57,513 --> 00:33:59,994
Can you continue
the business without him?
645
00:34:00,081 --> 00:34:04,129
Nah. No way.
He was the entrepreneur.
I just handled the books.
646
00:34:04,216 --> 00:34:06,566
What kind of business
was it?
647
00:34:06,653 --> 00:34:08,916
The only kind
that's recession proof.
648
00:34:09,003 --> 00:34:11,397
[ Garage Door Rolling Open ]
649
00:34:11,484 --> 00:34:13,312
Sex toys.
650
00:34:16,097 --> 00:34:20,188
Guy goes into the sex toy
business with another guy,
651
00:34:20,275 --> 00:34:23,670
who commences to nail
his wife and daughter.
652
00:34:28,805 --> 00:34:31,982
Probably using some
of the merchandise here
to double the fun, huh?
653
00:34:32,070 --> 00:34:33,201
[ Whip Cracks ]
654
00:34:35,464 --> 00:34:37,901
Bones, looks like
we found the lubricant.
655
00:34:44,604 --> 00:34:46,736
Oh, my God.
656
00:34:46,823 --> 00:34:49,348
Please tell me
this has something
to do with the case.
657
00:34:49,435 --> 00:34:52,568
This comprises the contents
of the Sayles family garage.
658
00:34:52,655 --> 00:34:55,310
Brennan asked me and Arastoo
to look for possible
murder weapons.
659
00:34:55,397 --> 00:34:58,357
We did find the lube.
It's enough to make the whole
neighborhood smile.
660
00:34:58,444 --> 00:35:01,534
And there's this.
661
00:35:01,621 --> 00:35:04,885
- Well, that looks scary.
- Wasn't a golf club.
662
00:35:04,972 --> 00:35:07,192
No brazing agent
or titanium.
663
00:35:07,279 --> 00:35:10,456
Could it have been this?Oh! Ouch.
664
00:35:10,543 --> 00:35:12,762
What about this lubricant?
665
00:35:12,849 --> 00:35:15,025
No. It's not
the right lube.
666
00:35:15,113 --> 00:35:19,421
Lubricant in the fracture
contains hexane, silicone,
mineral oil and propellant.
667
00:35:19,508 --> 00:35:21,989
Same kind used
to lubricate
a bicycle chain.
668
00:35:24,426 --> 00:35:26,211
I think I found the weapon.
669
00:35:26,298 --> 00:35:29,518
This point matches
the puncture wound.
670
00:35:29,605 --> 00:35:32,042
There's one of those signs
on every lawn
in the cul-de-sac.
671
00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:35,133
Bob Sayles is the head of the
Neighborhood Watch. He's the one
that distributed the signs.
672
00:35:35,220 --> 00:35:38,266
Huh. You're gonna need
to luminol every sign
on Verbena Court.
673
00:35:38,353 --> 00:35:41,704
You're gonna tell me to stop
looking through all of this
stuff now, aren't you?
674
00:35:41,791 --> 00:35:44,751
I'm afraid so.
I'll go tell Booth
about the lube.
675
00:35:44,838 --> 00:35:49,277
Spoilsport. Finding
likely murder weapons
way too fast.
676
00:35:52,193 --> 00:35:54,804
[ People Chattering ]
677
00:35:56,937 --> 00:35:58,982
[ Brennan ]
Any blood, Hodgins?
678
00:35:59,069 --> 00:36:00,941
[ Spraying ]
679
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:12,953
[ Booth ]
Nothin'?
680
00:36:32,190 --> 00:36:34,192
- Booth.
- Yeah.
681
00:36:34,279 --> 00:36:36,063
We're testing positive
for blood here.
682
00:36:36,150 --> 00:36:39,066
Someone stabbed him
with his own sign.
683
00:36:42,243 --> 00:36:45,986
Curved, metallic object
I thought might be a golf club?
684
00:36:46,073 --> 00:36:50,512
- Her shoes.
- [ Booth ]
Silicon lubricant.
685
00:36:50,599 --> 00:36:54,212
You kicked Kurt Bessette
in the head while he was
lying in the pebbles.
686
00:36:57,215 --> 00:36:59,347
You were with James Perry
and Elliot Lindbergh
that morning.
687
00:36:59,434 --> 00:37:01,871
The three of you each
gave him a separate blow.
688
00:37:01,958 --> 00:37:05,179
Any one of you
could've taken the saw
from the gardener's truck.
689
00:37:05,266 --> 00:37:07,442
[ Booth ]
And the sign from his lawn.We have alibis.
690
00:37:07,529 --> 00:37:09,270
You're each other's alibis.
691
00:37:09,357 --> 00:37:11,620
All three of you were together
at the time of death.
692
00:37:11,707 --> 00:37:13,753
Your alibi just turned
into an anti-alibi.
693
00:37:15,972 --> 00:37:18,671
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa![ Grunts, Groans ]
694
00:37:18,758 --> 00:37:21,717
- Take these three
into custody, please.
- [ Man ] Yes, sir.
695
00:37:21,804 --> 00:37:24,372
- Got it. Hands
behind your back now.
- [ Grunts ]
696
00:37:24,459 --> 00:37:26,200
Right now.
Let's go.
697
00:37:26,287 --> 00:37:28,376
[ Handcuffs Ratcheting ]
698
00:37:37,342 --> 00:37:40,693
Three separate
injuries to the body,
and three suspects.
699
00:37:40,780 --> 00:37:42,956
Access to the luau pit.
700
00:37:43,043 --> 00:37:46,133
The evidence indicates
that we caught
the murderers.
701
00:37:46,220 --> 00:37:48,396
Yeah, I believe you did
catch the right people.
702
00:37:48,483 --> 00:37:51,225
- Okay. Then what's
your problem?
- Motive.
703
00:37:51,312 --> 00:37:54,054
James Perry was angry
that Kurt poisoned the dog.
704
00:37:54,141 --> 00:37:57,231
Elliot Lindbergh
was ripped off for $5,000.
705
00:37:57,318 --> 00:38:00,800
Right. My problem is
all these motives were
a long time cooking, right?
706
00:38:00,887 --> 00:38:04,586
These weapons-- a sign,
the hedge trimmers,
kicking him--
707
00:38:04,673 --> 00:38:09,025
all suggest heat of the moment,
right, not premeditation.
708
00:38:09,112 --> 00:38:12,072
So you wanna know why they all
snapped at that precise moment.Yeah, yeah.
709
00:38:12,159 --> 00:38:16,119
Now picture it. It's dawn.
Three cyclists are heading out.
710
00:38:16,206 --> 00:38:18,992
They spot Kurt.
They approach him
for some reason.
711
00:38:19,079 --> 00:38:23,170
They argue. And then,
with all this pent-up rage,
they attack.
712
00:38:23,257 --> 00:38:25,520
One slice,
one jab, one kick.
713
00:38:25,607 --> 00:38:29,481
They didn't know that he was
full of a blood thinner, that
he would die from the assault.
714
00:38:29,568 --> 00:38:32,222
But why does this matter?
We already have the people
responsible.
715
00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:34,486
'Cause it's knowledge,
Dr. Brennan.
716
00:38:34,573 --> 00:38:36,879
It's insight into humans.
It's why I do what I do.
717
00:38:36,966 --> 00:38:38,577
It's a good answer, Bones.
718
00:38:40,318 --> 00:38:43,233
It was a good answer.
Fine.
719
00:38:43,321 --> 00:38:47,977
Okay, Kurt must've violated
some ethos of the suburbs.
720
00:38:48,064 --> 00:38:50,502
Like cheating on his wife
or ripping off his neighbors.
721
00:38:50,589 --> 00:38:53,418
Those are all
accepted derivations
of the suburban ethos.
722
00:38:53,505 --> 00:38:56,986
Cam said that
one of her neighbors had
his garage burned down...
723
00:38:57,073 --> 00:38:58,988
for cutting his lawn
on the diagonal.
724
00:38:59,075 --> 00:39:02,296
[ Windmill Squeaking,
Clattering ]
725
00:39:04,385 --> 00:39:07,693
The windmill.It was
the last straw.
726
00:39:07,780 --> 00:39:11,218
[ Sweets ] It's ugly,
makes a horrible sound,
destroys home value.
727
00:39:11,305 --> 00:39:13,351
[ Booth ]
It's the diagonal lawn
of Verbena Court.
728
00:39:16,615 --> 00:39:18,573
[ Liquid Pouring ]
729
00:39:18,660 --> 00:39:21,097
Okay, this is
basically vodka...
730
00:39:21,184 --> 00:39:23,404
with a very, very subtle
hint of pepper.
731
00:39:23,491 --> 00:39:25,580
None for me.
732
00:39:25,667 --> 00:39:27,626
Okay, it's technically
illegal moonshine,
733
00:39:27,713 --> 00:39:30,280
but we are scientists
honing our craft.
734
00:39:30,368 --> 00:39:32,761
- I don't drink alcohol.
- Okay. Let's have it.
735
00:39:32,848 --> 00:39:34,850
Have what?
736
00:39:34,937 --> 00:39:38,332
How do you balance
an archaic religious belief
with a life devoted to science?
737
00:39:38,419 --> 00:39:40,813
This discussion is exactly
what I'd hoped to avoid.
738
00:39:40,900 --> 00:39:43,511
- It's not our fault
you let the accent slip.
- [ Sighs ]
739
00:39:43,598 --> 00:39:45,687
There's no conflict
between Allah and science.
740
00:39:45,774 --> 00:39:47,950
Allah created
the mystery of the world,
741
00:39:48,037 --> 00:39:50,562
and science struggles
and mostly fails
to explain it.
742
00:39:50,649 --> 00:39:54,914
But the search for truth
is honorable, and I honor Allah
through the search for truth.
743
00:39:55,001 --> 00:39:58,570
I get that. But what's with
the "kill the infidel" routine?
744
00:39:58,657 --> 00:40:01,442
[ Chuckles ]
It's times like this
I wish I drank alcohol.
745
00:40:01,529 --> 00:40:03,966
Well, "fight and slay
the unbeliever."
746
00:40:04,053 --> 00:40:06,447
I prefer the other option,
which is to enslave
the unbeliever.
747
00:40:08,710 --> 00:40:10,930
- It's a joke.
- Ha.
748
00:40:11,017 --> 00:40:13,019
That was funny.
749
00:40:13,106 --> 00:40:16,892
- Is this part done?
- Not quite. I have
one more question.
750
00:40:16,979 --> 00:40:20,069
If you took the all-time
greatest Celtics players...
751
00:40:20,156 --> 00:40:23,029
and put them against
the all-time greatest Lakers,
who would win?
752
00:40:23,116 --> 00:40:26,249
Including the years when the
Lakers played in Minneapolis?
Definitely the Celtics.
753
00:40:26,336 --> 00:40:30,863
I got one. Pit the all-time
greatest Christians against
the all-time greatest Muslims.
754
00:40:30,950 --> 00:40:33,169
[ Angela Laughing ]
755
00:40:33,256 --> 00:40:35,258
Oh, you just got smote.
756
00:40:36,259 --> 00:40:38,218
Wow.
757
00:40:40,568 --> 00:40:43,005
This is fun.
Isn't it fun?
758
00:40:43,092 --> 00:40:45,355
Yes. I'm having fun.
Is he?
759
00:40:45,443 --> 00:40:48,097
Bones, you can
ask him yourself.
760
00:40:48,184 --> 00:40:50,143
Hey, are you having fun?
761
00:40:50,230 --> 00:40:53,189
Milk shakes are fun,
and I'm having a milk shake,
so, yeah, I'm having fun.
762
00:40:53,276 --> 00:40:55,365
That's an excellent
syllogism.
763
00:40:55,453 --> 00:40:58,630
She thinks I'm silly?
764
00:40:58,717 --> 00:41:00,893
- Wh-What's wrong?
- He needs a girlfriend.
765
00:41:00,980 --> 00:41:03,373
Well, why doesn't he
have one?
766
00:41:03,461 --> 00:41:07,465
I don't know. That's another
thing we can't talk about until
I have hair under my arms.
767
00:41:07,552 --> 00:41:11,120
-What do you say we all go
bowling and get out of here?
-Couldn't you be his girlfriend?
768
00:41:11,207 --> 00:41:13,471
Buddy, you really
gotta quit that.That would be inappropriate.
769
00:41:13,558 --> 00:41:16,865
- Why?
- Because...
770
00:41:16,952 --> 00:41:20,129
- we work together.
- That's a stupid reason.
771
00:41:20,216 --> 00:41:22,915
Bones, I'm really not
comfortable with the questions
that you're asking.
772
00:41:23,002 --> 00:41:25,657
Could you maybe trust me
for a second-- trust that
I can say the right thing?
773
00:41:25,744 --> 00:41:29,617
In the time that I've been
with you, I've learned a lot
about how to deal with people.
774
00:41:29,704 --> 00:41:33,055
Your father is very,
very good with people.
775
00:41:33,142 --> 00:41:37,364
- Then why doesn't he
have a girlfriend?
- And we're off.
776
00:41:37,451 --> 00:41:41,107
- Okay. All right.
- Can I ask you
a question?
777
00:41:41,194 --> 00:41:43,631
Why do you think your father
needs a girlfriend so much?
778
00:41:43,718 --> 00:41:47,461
Look, Bones,
there's a whole gender parent
dealy-bop thing going on here.
779
00:41:47,548 --> 00:41:49,637
- You're just gonna confuse him.
- So I can have a pool.
780
00:41:50,682 --> 00:41:52,727
He doesn't
sound confused.
781
00:41:52,814 --> 00:41:56,383
- A pool?
- Lasky's dad got a pool
with his girlfriend.
782
00:41:56,470 --> 00:41:59,342
Oh, you mean Lasky
with the, uh, third nostril?
783
00:41:59,429 --> 00:42:03,433
Lasky's dad got a girlfriend.
Then they got married and moved
to a house with a pool.
784
00:42:03,521 --> 00:42:07,655
Maybe if you got married, you'd
move to a house with a pool
that I could swim in.
785
00:42:07,742 --> 00:42:10,615
Well, he seems extremely
clear on why he wants you
to get a girlfriend.
786
00:42:10,702 --> 00:42:14,227
I don't know why
you didn't just ask him.
787
00:42:14,314 --> 00:42:18,536
So, the only reason you wanted
me to get a girlfriend was so
that you could have a pool.
788
00:42:18,623 --> 00:42:21,582
Mm-hmm.
Why else would I care?
789
00:42:21,669 --> 00:42:23,932
There is a pool
in my building...
790
00:42:24,019 --> 00:42:27,936
- that the two of you can use,
as my guests anytime.
- Ah.
791
00:42:28,023 --> 00:42:30,417
- Awesome.
That's awesome, right, Dad?
- No, not awesome.
792
00:42:30,504 --> 00:42:32,985
Simple Socratic method
of solving a problem.Nope.
793
00:42:33,072 --> 00:42:36,118
Mm-mmm. Parker's right.
You're awesome, Bones.
794
00:42:36,205 --> 00:42:38,730
Yeah. I'm awesome.
795
00:42:40,079 --> 00:42:42,342
Cheers.
796
00:42:42,429 --> 00:42:44,213
[ No Audible Dialogue ]
797
00:43:24,514 --> 00:43:25,733
What's that mean?
67505
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