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"Below Deck Med..."

So what am I doing?

3 a.m.

No!

Max, we’re gonna go.

You get asked to do something,
you gotta do it.

- Yeah.
- Can’t just go to your room.

What on earth is that?

There’s towels all
over the floor.

You haven’t done the twin.

I’m trying to find what
Lily’s actually good at.

I am giving you
this opportunity.

The tighter the better.

And then you’re taking this one.

For the pillows,
just go like this.

You did such a good
job in the cabin.

Yay!

Tumi, your team, incredible.

- This is $32,000.
- What?

I get attached.

Yes, Katie!

Katie Flood.

Is that your girlfriend
texting you?

From the other boat?

All I can think is, boy.

- Let me know when it’s ready.
- Yeah, they’re ready.

Jess, Jess, Jess, Jess.

I forgive very easily.

Should we go to France?

Okay.

Um, no. I’m not.

Sorted.

Yeah.

There’s something not
right with me right now.

We should get you to the doctor.

I’m feeling... ing horrible.

If Lara goes down, and
Haleigh doesn’t come back,

and I’m down to Max and Luka,

I won’t be able to leave the
dock for the next charter.

I hate this.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

- I feel so good.
- Yeah, I don’t feel too bad.

Kyle’s just sick of seeing
people have sex on this boat

like it’s a sex cruise.

You didn’t have to come
into the room.

Shut the door!

- Bye!
- Close the door!

And obviously, Jess has
to do all the work

while Luka sits on his back
and just enjoys.

You know what we called
you back at home?

A pillow princess.

Hi, Haleigh.
How are you?

Are you 100% better?

That’s good, because
we need able seamen.

Thank God.

I could have never left
the dock without her.

- Okay, see you soon.
- Me too.

Lara, Lara...

Got to do the swim platform,
the scuppers, and the pasarelle.

That side, yeah.

- You look fresh.
- Shut up.

- You look fresh, Jess.
- No, I don’t.

Kyle, are those shoes not
too small for you?

It’s maybe too small
for my foot,

but I can show you what I
can do with it.

- Maybe too small?
- Come here.

I’ll show you what
I can do with it.

Jack, Tumi, Luka meet me in
the crew mess

for a final preference
sheet meeting.

The last one.

Yay!

Victor Awar is a
neurosurgeon in Columbus, Ohio.

He and his friends have
been waiting for

the perfect time to get together
for a luxury vacation.

On night one, Mediterranean
tasting and wine pairing.

Lunch on day two can
be the chef’s choice.

Day two, after lunch,
the guests would

like to visit a local beach club
and enjoy a foam party.

Yes.

In the evening, a Hollywood
glam red carpet party.

I guess want all the toys
out for max fun.

I’m sure...

We’re going to end
on a high note.

- After what we’ve been through.
- Yes, we can do this.

This is the last charter
of the season.

I need it to go well,
even though

we’re super exhausted, I think.

As a first-time Chief’s Stew,

this is my last
impression with Captain Sandy.

My hope for this one is
just one smooth charter.

Deliveries.

I’m so sorry for you.

You ready for this last charter?

Bitch, more than ready.

- Foam machine.
- For the foam party.

And you are the main person.

Yay!

I like Lily because I think
Lily has an amazing personality.

That beautiful black sheep
in the family.

But also, she has the energy
that I do not have.

Amazing.

- Hey, Bestie.
- Hello.

- Where have you been?
- Throwing up.

- Feeling better?
- Yeah.

The last three days were
three days from hell.

- How are we?
- I’m good.

Glad your back.

Dealing with the shenanigans
that happen on the ship

might be psychotic and crazy,

but, you know, I would
take that ten times over

than barfing in a hotel room.

- Hey, my girl.
- Hi.

How are you?
You okay?

Yeah.

I saw Jesus for two days,
but I’m good.

How are you?

So sh...
Sandy wants me off the boat.

You couldn’t have been sick
when I was sick?

I know.

Lara, Lara, your car is outside
to take you to the doctor.

You know?

It’s been a really... ing
great season for me.

I mean, I made so much
progress personally.

I’ve been lead deckhand.

I’ve been really proving myself.

Now I’m ending the season
off being... ing sick.

That’s so horrible that
I’m going to walk out

missing the last charter.

I’ll be back, bitches.

What do you want
me to do, Daddy?

Do you want to do
the windows on the side?

Luka, Luka, please
come to the bridge.

Check it out.
We’ve got that.

- Jeez.
- So we have a warning.

Some large waves, three meters.

It’s getting bad.

Even though it’s sunny,
the wind’s blowing hard.

And the wind kicks up the seas.

There are no boats outside
the marina right now.

Everybody’s docked here, you can
see all the boats lined up.

It’s the final charter.

It feels like one problem
after another problem.

If I took off,
I would be a bad captain.

And everyone would be seasick.

So we’ll see.

All right.

All crew, all crew,

let’s meet in the main salon
in your whites.

Welcome to Italia.

A pre-charter arrival
meeting at 12 o’clock.

My God,
it’s our last charter.

Um, I just looked
at the weather.

Not even a close chance
we’re going to be leaving.

The news isn’t going
to land very easily.

So think about things
you can do with them.

We got to kill it.

- Let’s go kill it.
- Let’s go.

This has been a very challenging
charter season.

Tumi and I were late for visas.

We had a bosun who had
non-ethical papers on board.

New deckhand joined, the
fight with Natalya and Tumi.

Let me finish.

Stop putting your hand
in my face.

Mine and Natalya’s fight.

You’ve been a fake-ass bitch
talking sh... behind my back

since day one.

Natalya left.
Mine and Jack’s fight.

Crew dropped like flies.

Now we had Lara leave the boat.

All of this leading to
this final charter.

And now we can’t leave the dock.

I actually don’t realize
how much sh...

Happened this charter season.

I’m tired.

- It’s pretty.
- Ready to get some sunshine.

Keep this weather just
like this, all right?

God.

Hello.

- Welcome.
- Hi.

- Captain Sandy. Welcome.
- Nice to meet you.

Welcome, nice to meet you.

We’re so happy you’re here.

And you are our final charter.

And we want to make this an
incredible charter for you.

Tumi’s going to show you
around the boat.

She’s our chief stew.

Once she does that,
I’ll come see you guys

and talk to you
about what’s next.

God.
I’m not looking forward to that.

- All right, thank you.
- Thank you.

I’ve got some bubbles for you.

- Cheers.
- This is so much sh...

Are they moving on?

Right so I’m gonna show you
around the boat.

This is our sundeck.

We’ve got some gym equipment
if anyone is into that.

My gosh.

They look like they’re going
to not take the news well.

Yeah.

It’s fun to do the jet ski.

So this is the master cabin.

Yeah.

Right, so this is our bar.

Okay, so I have some news
for you guys

since you’re all here gathered.

That’s not a good sign.

We won’t be leaving the dock.

Is there a chance that
we will be able to?

No, we have gale force winds.

Your entire charter will be
on the dock and I am so sorry.

No...

I’m really sorry.

There’s nothing
I can do to control that.

Coming up...

So instead of going
to the little islands,

we get to tour the port.

Wow, shipping containers.

I can’t believe
we’re not going out.

We’re doing everything we can.

I don’t care what anybody
say, it’s stupid.

We won’t be leaving the dock.

Your entire charter will be
on the dock, and I’m so sorry.

Is there a chance that
we will be able to?

- No.
- No.

I’m sorry.

Like, and I love
leaving the dock.

It’s like, you know
landing a plane

and taking off for a pilot.

- Wow.
- No.

If I showed you the
seas out there...

In the marina, it’s fine.
It looks normal.

By the minute I go out the
shore, we have gale force winds.

It’s dangerous.

There’s nothing I can do
to control that.

Thank God the sun’s out.

Can you do any
water skiing or no?

- Not in the port.
- No.

- No.
- That sucks.

What are we going to do?

I’m going to challenge
my crew to entertain you.

They are going to pull out
all the stops.

- Yep.
- You have the power.

The pressure is on the crew.

We can’t leave the dock, so we
need to distract them over here.

If we wait for them to tell us
they’re bored, it’s too late.

We failed.

Can we still do the water slide?

It blows out on that side.

So if you want to slide
onto them and then walk down

and come back this way, sure.

We can’t even make it
to another port?

We can’t leave.

- Okay.
- Jesus.

Luka, Luka, Tumi.

Can you come to
the bridge, please?

Copy that, Tumi.
I’m on my way.

Yeah, I got my laptop too.

I got...
There’s an aquarium.

- There’s an aquarium?
- Yeah.

Okay, let’s see, things
to do in Genoa.

A vesper thing would be cool.

- I just don’t know.
- No.

I can’t see them
on little bikes.

I just don’t want anyone
to get hurt.

Genoa walking tour.
Six hours.

My gut says no.

There’s the Plaza Bianca.
That’s an art museum.

No.

Lighthouse of Genoa.

Royal Palace Museum.

This is hard.

It’s so much easier dealing
with guest demands and,

like, preference sheets.

Now that that’s out the window
because we’re stuck at dock,

I have to kind of come
up with a new plan.

I don’t have a bag of tricks,
I’m not a magician.

With limited resources,
I only have a provisioner.

Google, which
is called winging it.

- Hello.
- Hey, how’s it going?

I’m just thinking what we
can do since if we’re stuck.

Let’s see if
I can learn to cook.

- Learn to cook?
- Yeah.

And it sucks we’re stuck here.

Unreal.

What’s this, focaccia and...

Multigrain bread.

I’m like, what are we doing now?

What are we doing now?

- We’re ready.
- We’re ready.

- You ready, brother?
- Yeah.

Are they sitting yet or...?

They’re at the table now.

So I’m putting this
just behind the bar.

Yeah.

We’ve got to stay at dock,

so obviously this charter is
going to be food dependent.

It’s on me.

You know, all of us
are like, you know...

You know what I mean?

That’s a good one.

Italian lunch, isn’t it?

Yeah, man.

Basil and tomatoes, isn’t it?

So I have a parma ham bake
and goat cheese salad.

- Just the goat cheese.
- Just the goat cheese.

- Yes, please.
- Okay.

I don’t know how
to keep busy on the dock.

I always need help so...

It’s deceiving,
it’s so beautiful outside.

But we’re not going to challenge
the knowledge of them.

- We’re in here, bro.
- Yeah, man. All good.

Whole baby Bronzino has been
deboned with fennel and lemon.

Would you like to try it?

Please.
Thank you.

Do you mind if I add some of
that goodness in a bigger glass?

Yeah, I’m going to get you the
biggest one we have, standby.

- Please.
- Watch this one.

It’s got to breathe
as much as possible.

Of course.

Already getting
messages from the kids.

- Hi.
- How are you?

I’m going to throw
the phone overboard.

You’re killing me.

- No, I’m not.
- Just killing me.

You’re killing me.

That’s why we’re on
separate sides of the table.

Nah.

Um...

Awkward.

- How’s your lunch?
- Excellent.

- So good.
- That’s good.

- Delicious.
- Very good.

So I’m making a schedule.

Obviously, if we don’t have
anchor watch,

but we need to do
a passerelle watch.

Once they go to bed,
you can lift the passerelle.

And then you go to bed and then
get up eight hours after.

We’re pretty much interior crew.

Yeah.

Okay, so look at this sunshine.
Seriously, it’s beautiful.

We can’t go out?

It’s different out there.

Can we get a refund?

Since we’re not leaving,
do we have to stay

on the boat anyways?

Yes, I have to make
sure they’re doing their job

Have to kick them in the butt.

- Everyone has to suffer.
- Everyone has to suffer.

I’m going to need
a lot more champagne.

- Double.
- Yes.

The bottle.

I’m glad you enjoyed your meal.

Thank you so much.

One more charter.
And that’s it.

- Is this Kyle’s?
- Yeah.

What the is it?

It’s his underwear.

Do you need help with the wine?

Yes.

I don’t know what to do.

Can you just say
white right now?

White for the first one.
White for the second one.

And then a dessert wine.

Luka and Tumi, please
come to the bridge.

Copy that.
I’m on my way.

Hi, we got to figure out
what to do with these clients.

The crew have to be with
the guests at all times,

entertaining them.

It is on us now, officially.

They want a drink.

So maybe you load up a cooler,

take them for a
little boat ride.

Just go all through the port.

Go tell them you’re going
to get the tender ready.

You’re going to bring it
next to the boat.

A little bummed
we don’t get to go.

It doesn’t even feel
like a breeze, you know?

I’ll get your drinks organized.

I’ll have a look.

And can I take Haleigh with me?

I think you should
take a couple crew.

The crew need to keep
their foot on the gas.

We have a first-time chief stew,
a first-time bosun.

We have guests
with expectations.

And this is the first time
we’re in this situation

of coming up with
new things to do.

I’m seeing, like,
a baseline energy.

This charter’s going to
require a lot more than that.

You’re going to be bored.

Boy.

Coming up...

- You’re going to Cannes.
- With Luka.

Aww, so cute.

I’ll get them some
wine and vodka.

- Yeah.
- We got those.

It’s up to us.
No sh...

Got it? I’m dead serious.
We gotta do this.

I’m gonna start Googling.

We gotta figure out
what to do with these guys.

I agree.

Google like...

Did you figure out
where to take them?

It’s the nearest bar
and just let it loose.

No.
No, we really gotta do this.

- No, I know.
- Get your boat ready.

Okay.

I’ll get the Iski out and
you can just fill it up.

Yeah, I’m gonna give
you a bottle of vodka.

Last Charter.

- I didn’t know that. Sorry.
- Yeah.

- Hey.
- How’s it going?

- All good?
- Yeah, good.

We’ve actually got a tender
in the water.

So we were thinking
we’d get like a cooler box,

fill it with drinks.

We can just go for a
cruise around this port.

- Yeah.
- Sweet.

- Sounds good.
- Get it going.

Thank you.

- Okay, they’re excited.
- Okay, good.

All right.
I’m gonna go pack up the tender.

Perfect.

Lily, could you come to
the pantry, please?

On my way.

Perfect.
This is where it’s at.

Hey.

So they are going
on a tender ride.

- Do you want to go?
- Yes.

- Perfect.
- Then I’m gonna give you...

- Tumi.
- Yeah.

- Here’s my thinking.
- Yeah.

You and Kyle go.
’Cause you’re funny.

Kyle’s funny.
You and Kyle. You got this.

- Got it.
- Thank you.

You deserve a little boat ride.

Tumi’s like, now, I can’t sleep.

- God.
- For ’s sake.

Kyle, you’re going
on the boat, too.

Sure.

Because we’re stuck at the dock,

the guests need to feel
really taken care of.

And that is the most
experienced crew.

That is the two department
heads on the boat.

They need to feel
that attention from us.

You know what we’re gonna do?

We’re gonna be cute and we’re
gonna take a basket of snacks.

- Yay!
- Okay.

Even if we cruise around
for three hours,

go a few miles out on the boat

and then come
back and dock for the night,

that would still be something.

I’ll stand by here on the boat
if you guys want to come down.

Copy. On my way.

Are you going with them?

Great. Have a good time.

- Where is it?
- All the way down there.

- You must be joking.
- No.

This is a backup tender
that we keep on the dock.

We are unable to drop the other
tender into the water

because we have two vessels
right next to us.

At least we’ve got
something to offer.

Okay, let’s do it.

Let’s do it.

- This is cute.
- Very lovely.

Me and Natalya were good friends
and we’re staying in touch.

I mean, it’s a shame because
I feel like Natalya and Tumi

could have been
a dream team together

because they’ve both got
the most amazing work ethics

and they both were good
with guests.

But obviously, that would be in
a perfect world without egos.

Haleigh, lift the anchor.
Let’s make a move.

Are we going?

- Hold on. Let me start.
- I don’t know what I’m doing.

Let me start it up.

Wait, are we really
letting him drive?

We’re the only one that’s
ever had to stay in port.

- Great.
- She’s smiling.

Sorry.

- She does that to make...
- Look out at the ocean.

That looks rough.

That’s rough.

We’re going to take them on
a nice cruise around the port

and show them a whole
lot of nothing.

Vodka soda, apple spritz.

So instead of going
to the little islands,

we get to tour the port.

The world’s sh... tiest
booze cruise.

Sh...

The highlight of my trip,
seeing the plane land.

Redneck yachting.

All right.
My life’s complete.

Let’s go.

This is so embarrassing.

Wow.
Shipping containers.

Wow.
Look at this crane.

You’re having a good time

because I’m having
a good time, too.

- Yeah.
- Don’t be a crap.

Because we’re going
to make a rap.

We’re going to make a rap.

We’re going to dab.

I really wanna do a cartwheel.

Try it. Try it.

Max is really funny.
He’s so loud and going

"la, la, la, la, la."

He’s definitely more crazy
than the average guy I go for.

He’s crazier than most
guys I’ve ever met.

I don’t see us going anywhere
off the boat, but...

If you put me on a cushion,
maybe I do.

My parents got married in 21
days of knowing each other.

So, who knows?

You have a hat?

I came for this not for... ing
your battle dance.

Did you enjoy
your exclusive tour?

We saw two planes land.

Stop doing that, man.
You’re giving me anxiety.

- Jess, Jess, Tumi.
- Go ahead.

I’m heading with the guys
back to the boat.

Copy.

Hello.

Did you have a nice tour?

A lot of containers.

- You’re drunk.
- No, I’m not.

You wish I was.

I said we had a nice time.

Good.

- Put it all over my face.
- May I trade you?

- Yes, of course.
- How was it?

I mean, are we going
to do anything else?

Stop, Jeff.

You would hate me and
be afraid for your lives.

- No, I know.
- I just want to take a nap.

- You’re taking a nap?
- Yeah.

Not downstairs, though.

On the Sundeck, gotcha.

- Thanks.
- You’re welcome.

I really think they
should go to Portofino.

It’s really pretty.

Ashley can wear her
cute little Louboutins

and she can take photos.

Why not?

It’s only a half an hour drive.

I literally feel like I’m a
step behind these guests

because I really just
want to kind of

one-up their frustration.

If the yacht can’t get
them to Portofino,

the car can get them
to Portofino.

Just get them off the boat
for a really long time.

I think they need to go
to Portofino tomorrow.

Yeah, that’s cool.

I can’t believe
we’re not going out.

I’m so bummed
we didn’t get to go.

I’m still trying to be
optimistic for tomorrow.

Sandy did not sell me.

Let’s get you up.

I’m getting old.

Tonight is a tasting menu.

There’s some fish, there’s some
meat, some vegetable.

I’m like a surgeon
performing an operation.

- You have the same job.
- The same. I’m a surgeon.

Woo!

Shh.
Concentrating here.

I think I’ve definitely dodged
a bullet with this Katie thing.

- She’s in Portofino?
- Yeah.

Is that your girlfriend texting
you from the other boat?

Even though I didn’t
do anything wrong,

I’m just... ing glad
it’s blown over.

Hi. I would love to get
some Italian dancers.

Want to surprise the guests.

Do you have anyone?

So what’s the plan?

Dinner at some point.
I need to take a nap.

I’m like, okay,
I’m ready to go somewhere.

I’m actually, I’ll probably
go take a nap up top.

We’ll just keep drinking.

It’s terrible.

The last thing we want to do
is sit at the dock.

It’s crazy.

Because Vic, the primary,
and I both do neurosurgery.

- Yeah.
- He travels more than I do.

He’s like, Jeff,
come on this cruise.

I’m like, what?

What the hell are
you getting me into?

We’re doing everything we can.

I don’t care what anybody says.

- Absolutely.
- It’s stupid.

They’re reminding us
every chance they get

that we’re stuck at the dock.

I don’t want to fail the client.

I don’t want to fail my team.

And so far, we’ve failed.

I’m going to go talk to them.

- Coming up...
- I want game night.

Crew against the guest.

Lily’s the gamester.

I have faith in you.

Sandy, I would love
something to do.

I just don’t want
to sit here drinking.

It’s terrible.

The last thing we want to do
is sit at the dock.

So we’re doing
everything we can.

I don’t care what anybody says.

- Absolutely.
- It’s stupid.

I’m going to go talk to them.

- Tumi, downstairs.
- I’m on my way.

Actually, interior
meet in the galley.

- Copy.
- On the way there.

We need to do
something, don’t we?

They’re not happy.
Here’s what I want to happen.

Game night.
Crew against the guests.

Lily’s the gamester.

I’ve got a really fun game.
Do you want to play it?

Yeah.

You are Martha Stewart?

- And you’re Donkey Kong.
- No, King Kong.

King Kong.

- That’s a good game.
- Great suggestion.

To bring up the vibe.

Okay, I’m going to think
of some games quickly.

Game night is literally
my bread and butter.

Seeing other people have fun
and be happy makes me happy.

So yeah, I’ve got this one
up my sleeve.

Go ahead.

I need a pen and paper.

- It’s hot, hey?
- Yes.

How hot is it?

It’s just
like second degree burns.

Just going to go
chill out for now. See you.

That’s a good idea, Lily-kins.

I need to go set the table.

- You all right?
- Yeah, I’m doing games night.

Ing excited.

Can’t do his pen, though.

That’s cool.
Look how cool this is.

No. You didn’t.

Help! Help!
Help! Help!

You didn’t just... ing do that.

Help!

It’s like a green murder scene.

Marker one, Lily zero.

my life.

My hair’s gone green.

Why does everything
like this happen to me?

I’m sorry.
I’m not helping you, but...

It’s fine.

I ruined the rest of my thing.

Lily, Lily, Tumi.

Could you please count
to bridge dick aft?

Be right back.

- Tumi.
- Hi.

This pen exploded on me.

Lily. How?

I took the lid off.
Just broke.

It’s all over my... ing
hair as well.

You can’t even be mad,

because what more would
you expect from Lily?

Like, this is just
something that I’m like,

it’s so you.

Why don’t you go change
into your costume?

- Yeah.
- You go do that.

Okay.

How?

Her hair looked cute, though.
I loved the color.

Me.

Look at that.
Let’s make him wave.

Yeah!

There we go.

Tumi’s like, my God,
what the happened?

I can’t look at you.

Where’d it go?

There’s green everywhere.

That’s cute.

So, for the schedule I’ve got,

Haleigh up till the
guests go to bed.

Yeah, but you guys are all
participating in the games.

Yeah.

Anyone heard from Lara?

Yeah, she’s not doing too good.

- Really?
- Yeah.

This feels wrong without Lara.

I need a nap.

What do you want me to do?

Just help inside?

Yeah, yeah.

Boosh!

I ordered some dancers.

- You did?
- Yeah.

That’s great.

We’re gonna do a dinner.

That’s awesome.

Well done, Tumi.
You’re a rock star.

You’re the Tuminator.

I am.

Ooh.

Yes.

Very, very handsome.

I feel like we’re
missing something.

Well, nobody knows
why you just left.

I’m going to bed.

Jeff, we’re waiting for you.

Stephanie, go upstairs.

No, we’re all waiting for you.

Then go upstairs.

No, I’m waiting for
you to come up.

- My God.
- What are you doing?

Exactly, it’s always me.

Everybody’s upstairs.

Stephanie, I’ll be right there.

- Then I’ll wait for you.
- Great.

All right, you guys,
do you want to get seated?

It’s so pretty.

Just counting the hours
until we fly back.

Cheffy, Cheffy, all guests
are seated at the table.

I’m starting with
water and wine.

Copy.

Green goblin.

Hey, I’m too scared to do
the fabrics because of my hands.

Yeah, don’t.
I’ll do the beds.

Stephanie, would you
like still or sparkling?

Sparkling, tonight.
Yes, thank you.

You’re very welcome.

This season, I’ve had to really
go out of my comfort zone.

I’ve had to be a stripper.

I’ve had to teach pizza classes,
the midnight buffet.

Got possessed by the
women from Florida.

Then I had to do big gay
breakfasts

and dine in the darks.

All these things I’ve never
done in my life.

And finally,
on the last charter,

I get to do
what the hell I want.

Tumi, the first course is ready.

Copy.

- What have we got here?
- Smells good.

Your first course
is chilled cucumber

and basil soup with truffle.

So enjoy.

It’s really good.

Very unique.

Yeah, it’s nice.

- Damn. Look at this dress.
- That’s so nice.

I hate that I don’t have a
freaking dress for the last day.

I don’t know why
I’m going to Cannes.

- You’re going to Cannes?
- With Luka.

Aw, so cute.

No, not cute.
What am I doing?

I am being a sucker right now.

But of course I have
feelings for Luka.

So I’m just being present and in
the moment enjoying this time.

Like, I don’t just go
two hours away with some guy.

He’s not some guy.

It’s Luka.

Coming up...

You can tell Natalya’s not here.

It’s very triggering
to hear the name

because it all
rushes back to me.

- Let’s do a scotch.
- You want to do a scotch, yeah?

It’s really good.

The truffle’s nice.

I feel very wholesome right now.

Chef, Chef, hold on plating,
the surprise’s here.

Copy.

- Hi, I’m Tumi.
- Nicholas.

Nice to meet you.

So, do you guys need to change?

- Yeah.
- Okay.

They need, like, 10 minutes
to change.

So, shall we do the
second course first?

So, you can do the second course
and then after.

- Thanks, Cheffy.
- Tumi.

Sorry.

It’ll be about 15 minutes.

Okay.

I hope Lara’s okay.

My girl.

Ladies first.

- Thank you.
- Dairy free.

Looks beautiful.

Second course, you’ve
got a poached salmon rolette

with beetroot.
Enjoy.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

Someone give the chef a raise.

I’m ready.
I’m ready.

- Ready?
- Yes.

- Wait here?
- Yeah.

I’m danced until I was 16, 17.

I love that it’s calming.

That said, I’m not going
to be calm

until I see
the guests are happy.

Right, everybody.

Because we’re stuck at the dock,

I thought I should surprise you
and I hope you enjoy it.

Look at this.

Anybody who wants
to view the dancers,

you better run up
like yesterday.

- Lily.
- I’m coming.

Running.

Wow.

Whoa!

Ooh!

This guy’s playing games.

Such poetry and moving and
sensual and seductive.

Woof.

I’ve been on this boat too long.

- Woo!
- Wow!

Woo!

All right, Stephanie and Jeff,
you’re up next.

All right, let’s go.

I gotta take my shirt off first.

No, no, no,
keep that shirt on.

I don’t know if it’s
dancers, Jack’s food,

maybe the cocktails.

But it almost feels
like the guest’s coldness

is starting to just
thaw a little bit.

- Jeff, it’s a nice shirt.
- It’s very distracting.

It’s nice.

- What do you want me to do?
- Dishes, please.

There’s loads of
dishes over there.

Gosh. If there is like a
Guinness Book of World Records

on who can like cook with
the most... ing dishes, man,

it’s you.

It’s insane.

Do I think he makes
an excessive amount

of... ing dishes?
Yes.

I mean, who the
cooks with that much sh...?

And then everything
on there, too.

Just don’t look over here.

But I will wash them.

That was such a good nap.

Don’t worry,
I held the fort down.

- Okay, this is done.
- Hallelujah.

Thank you, ciao.

That was delicious.

We’ve got a espresso martini.

Enjoy.

Thank you.

Such a good sleep.

That’s good, at least you
got to sleep.

You never take breaks.

It was definitely worth it.

Jess and Lily,
how are the cabins going?

We finished them.

Yeah, please, can you
start setting up?

How was the food, guys?

So good.

So, I have a proposal.

I was thinking that
tomorrow after breakfast,

we could head over to Portofino.

- Drive the boat there?
- Not the boat.

About a 30 minute drive.

Okay.

That’s Kyle and I coming.

And that never happens.

And Portofino
is really beautiful.

- It’s really beautiful.
- Do you want to do it?

- Yes.
- Yay!

Portofino.

We need more wine.

What a charter.

It’s busier when you’re
not on... ing anchor.

Yeah, totally, for us.

You can tell Natalya’s not here.

Yeah, it’s something else,
isn’t it?

Because there’s many
hands in the pot.

I miss her organization skills.
Can’t be replaced.

I miss her.

- I like those dancers.
- Yeah, I noticed.

I was watching what you were
staring at during the dance.

I watched you the whole time.

I didn’t even watch the dance.

- What did I see?
- A shirtless man.

- She was like...
- Shirtless man.

Does he always give
you a hard time?

He takes all the fun out, so
then I have to look at it more.

And Jeff is like, I’ll take
off my shirt, you know.

No, please.
Let me enjoy this.

We’re doing a game night?

Does it involve
drinking or what?

It can involve drinking.

I’ve got loads of glitter
if anyone wants some.

I’ll have some.
Can you put it on me?

Yeah.

I’m trying to find my tutu
but I really want my colors.

I’m ready to party.

You’re ready for
the games tonight.

That looks good.

Does it look tough?

Are we sitting in here?

Yeah, everyone just wants
to come and sit here.

This first game,
we’re going to see

who can get the best dressed.

So I’ve got a little
bin over here,

and you guys are
going to have to pick.

Three, two, one, go!

Go, go, go!

- Quickly!
- Go, go, go!

Lily is in her element.

Woo!

Yes, honey!

Yeah!

Okay, now for the real games.

That was just the starter.

Thank you.

- Bed time.
- Night.

The next game is the
cereal box game.

You can’t bend your knees,
and you have to pick it up.

Like that.

You got it, you got it.

She’s making out
with it right now.

I can’t do it.

Spread your legs
further apart, mate.

- Yay!
- Yes!

Woo!

You can do it.

Hey, what’s over there?

Or you can do this.

You got it.

You got it.

Laura? Laura?

That is so bad.

My mum always told me,

you always have to be
wearing your pants.

Come on!

You got it, you got it!

Spread the legs more.

My God.

Yeah!

I don’t think we can go much
lower.

Good job.

Everything else has
been done, cleaned.

It’s just where she is now.

- I’m so angry.
- Why?

She just said, I miss Natalya.

She had
great organizational skills.

Girl.

It’s so far away.

I don’t even know why
I’m getting pissed like...

I don’t give a.

She not gonna to hear my story
after all of this time.

- What?
- About Natalya.

The only story she has
is Natalya’s story. That’s it.

That’s true.

And that’s there only one
she’s ever going to hear.

Yep.

That’s it.

I don’t think now’s the right
time to tell the captain

this is how I feel.

I understand where
captain’s coming from,

but it’s very triggering
to hear the name

because it all
rushes back to me.

Yes, I have to
face my own demons.

Yes, I never had time to.

And the fact that it’s
continuing to trigger me

is killing me even more.

It really gets me under my skin.

Coming up...

I’ve just seen a story saying
you’re in Genoa.

What the?

Yeah, it.

You did half the season,
why not?

All right,
I’ll message you later.

My God!

- Look at that!
- Yes!

Challenge accepted!

Yes!

Go, go!

You got it!

Yeah!

- That was great.
- You’re both winners!

- That was a last game.
- That was awesome.

- I’m glad you guys liked it.
- It was fun.

I had lots of fun.

I’m retired.
I was tired last time.

- I’m tired again.
- What time is this?

Game night went of for ages.

There’s so much feathers.

That was fun.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

How’s our boat holding?

Yeah, we’re nice and tight.

Yes, you are.

Did you see what we
have here now?

Yeah.
That was yesterday, too.

- What does that mean?
- Windy.

I’m just glad we weren’t
out there trying

to come back on
the dock this morning.

How was last night?
I heard the games.

Really fun.
Lily was living her best life.

Finally got them smiling.

- She did.
- Yeah.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

You do have pants on.

Do you normally see me
without pants on?

No.

Yeah!

I can’t believe it, mate.

Here, the guests are
waiting for me.

Whatever your heart desires,
Lily Billy, you can do it.

Today’s chef special is
egg florentine.

You can put quail egg.

Or you can make it
with bacon and avocado.

Quail egg.

- I’d love a water.
- Would you like some?

Yeah, thank you.

Do you want to organize
the wash lockers?

Yes. Let’s go.

Woo.

Nice.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

How was the games last night?

It was fun.

She did a really good job.

- Lily?
- Yeah.

- And she’s very flexible.
- Very flexible.

Just scary.

That’s done.

When they go to Portofino,

we’re gonna pour
everything out of the lazarette.

- How’s yours?
- Really good. Perfect.

It’s the end.

This was the most difficult
season I’ve ever had,

but the most
teaching one I’ve had.

You can’t always trust everyone.

What the hell is happening?

I’ve seen the story
saying you’re in Genoa.

What the?

I can’t believe
we’re not going out.

We’re in one location
for a few days.

What are some things
you learned?

People can trigger me easily.

Now some people know.

Some people knew that.

You should definitely come
and see us for a bevvy.

Yeah, it.

You did half the season,
why not?

Does anybody else
know you’re in Genoa?

If you do come, do you
want me to tell anyone?

People that can manipulate
like that

ing scary and dangerous.

Very.

You don’t want me
to tell anyone?

Okay.

Yeah, no dramas, just a good
time, get... ed up.

Do I feel bad?
Kinda.

Not really.

I’m pretty sure
Natalya’s got other reasons

for wanting to come.

Kyle’s probably gonna
be shook up a bit.

Jess? Well, that’s a
different ball game.

Yeah. Last day.

- Last day.
- I can’t believe it.

We got this.

It’s gonna be explosive.

Ciao, right.

Next on the season finale
of "Below Deck Med..."

No, no, no, no, no, no.

We’re gonna send Lily and Max
to set up the foam party.

Come on, you know
what the?

Hey, you think I’m dumb?

Let’s go!

Max!

Where’s the foam?

Where’s the exit?

I really missed my
musty, Mustique family.

We’re gonna... ing
tear this city up.

Listen.
It’s about Luka and Jess.

How was the text looking?

It’s just like, why do you want
me to stay in your hotel room

for the next two nights?

Because he wants
his dick wet, girl.

My God.

It’s just my anxiety
pouring through my eyes.

I’m gonna... ing die.

Sorry, Lil.
He’s a good kisser.

I’m just saying.