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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:06,917 --> 00:01:08,584 - Good morning. - Good morning. 2 00:01:09,792 --> 00:01:12,834 I can't see my book in the front of the store anymore, is it normal? 3 00:01:13,001 --> 00:01:15,959 It's been 3 years, Mr. Verneuil. I need room for the best sellers. 4 00:01:16,126 --> 00:01:17,126 That's a shame. 5 00:01:17,209 --> 00:01:19,042 Sales are about to take off... 6 00:01:19,209 --> 00:01:21,459 thanks to my exceptional word-of-mouth. 7 00:01:21,626 --> 00:01:23,376 I've passed 1000 sales! 8 00:01:23,542 --> 00:01:27,334 Which is remarkable for the biography of an unknown poet, one must admit. 9 00:01:27,501 --> 00:01:28,876 Charles, how are you? 10 00:01:29,042 --> 00:01:30,751 - Very well, and you? - Fine, thank you. 11 00:01:30,917 --> 00:01:31,917 I'm late. 12 00:01:32,001 --> 00:01:32,751 By the way... 13 00:01:32,917 --> 00:01:34,209 reserve June 17! 14 00:01:34,376 --> 00:01:36,834 - Why? - The new creation by Gisèle Monfort. 15 00:01:37,001 --> 00:01:40,218 Oh, great! I am looking forward to it. 16 00:01:40,290 --> 00:01:42,312 - A free adaptation of the Gospel. - Yes? 17 00:01:42,501 --> 00:01:43,792 I'll play Jesus. 18 00:01:43,959 --> 00:01:44,584 You? 19 00:01:44,751 --> 00:01:45,751 Yes. 20 00:01:46,084 --> 00:01:47,879 But Jesus was not... 21 00:01:48,709 --> 00:01:51,012 Hey, since it's a free adaptation, 22 00:01:51,084 --> 00:01:52,084 why not! 23 00:01:52,917 --> 00:01:54,751 Have a nice day, Charles. 24 00:01:54,917 --> 00:01:56,501 I knew the theater was bad, 25 00:01:56,667 --> 00:01:59,126 but with African Jesus, we're hitting rock bottom. 26 00:02:04,209 --> 00:02:05,626 No, please, not him. 27 00:02:06,584 --> 00:02:07,584 Oh no, that... 28 00:02:07,984 --> 00:02:08,984 Oh! 29 00:02:30,917 --> 00:02:32,001 I'm sorry. 30 00:02:33,854 --> 00:02:36,479 - An espresso, as usual? - With pleasure. 31 00:02:41,126 --> 00:02:42,167 Here we go. 32 00:02:44,802 --> 00:02:47,010 - Good morning, Claude! - Want a coffee? 33 00:02:47,221 --> 00:02:51,889 No. I have an important meeting with my editor. Bad luck! 34 00:02:51,959 --> 00:02:54,709 Sunday, I'm having a méchoui barbecue for my birthday. 35 00:02:54,746 --> 00:02:56,996 That's great, Rachid! I'm looking forward to it. 36 00:02:57,292 --> 00:02:59,667 - And your coffee, Mr. Verneuil? - Drink it. 37 00:03:00,548 --> 00:03:01,923 Ah, Claude! 38 00:03:02,072 --> 00:03:03,776 Claude, you're just in time. 39 00:03:03,877 --> 00:03:06,195 Another time, Chao. I'm very late, I'm expected. 40 00:03:06,197 --> 00:03:08,204 There's a lot of activity on your account. 41 00:03:08,206 --> 00:03:11,088 Your credit card may have been hacked for internet purchases. 42 00:03:11,175 --> 00:03:13,300 That's me, for my wife. 43 00:03:13,817 --> 00:03:15,942 Well, you spoil her. See you Tuesday! 44 00:03:16,034 --> 00:03:18,887 - What's Tuesday? - Ségo's vernissage. 45 00:03:19,146 --> 00:03:22,653 Of course, I wouldn't miss it for anything in the world. 46 00:03:22,716 --> 00:03:24,489 Ségo's vernissage... 47 00:03:31,834 --> 00:03:32,501 Claude! 48 00:03:32,643 --> 00:03:33,492 Ooh, Claude! 49 00:03:33,584 --> 00:03:35,012 He was the only one missing! 50 00:03:35,014 --> 00:03:37,627 You should paddle too, it's good for your health! 51 00:03:37,971 --> 00:03:41,846 We'll talk another time, David! I'm in a hurry, I'm expected. 52 00:03:41,848 --> 00:03:44,737 Claude, you have to take the time to live! 53 00:03:45,221 --> 00:03:47,581 - See you tonight! - Why, what's tonight? 54 00:03:47,667 --> 00:03:48,909 It's Shabbat, of course! 55 00:03:48,911 --> 00:03:51,190 - We did it last Friday! - It's every Friday! 56 00:03:51,192 --> 00:03:54,395 I know David, but remember, I'm Catholic! 57 00:03:54,501 --> 00:03:57,445 I'm not asking you to come to mass every Sunday! 58 00:03:57,878 --> 00:03:58,640 So there. 59 00:03:59,198 --> 00:04:00,290 Can I have a ride? 60 00:04:00,292 --> 00:04:03,001 - Oh no, I'm not going back to Chinon. - They are everywhere! 61 00:04:03,167 --> 00:04:04,367 Eh? But who? 62 00:04:04,418 --> 00:04:06,695 Our sons-in-law! We'll keep running into them. 63 00:04:06,697 --> 00:04:09,145 You're the one who asked them to live here. 64 00:04:09,213 --> 00:04:10,724 But I'm suffocating. 65 00:04:10,726 --> 00:04:14,209 Birthdays, Eid al Adha, Chinese New Year, Shabbat... 66 00:04:14,258 --> 00:04:17,148 And not to mention Charles' opening nights. 67 00:04:17,150 --> 00:04:18,710 You know he'll play Jesus Christ? 68 00:04:18,751 --> 00:04:20,268 - Charles? - Yes. Christ! 69 00:04:20,301 --> 00:04:23,242 Shall I place Sir's packages in Sir's office with the others? 70 00:04:23,292 --> 00:04:25,292 Of course, as usual. 71 00:04:25,459 --> 00:04:27,257 - Thank you, Babette! - Yeah. 72 00:04:27,617 --> 00:04:29,948 What's with the packages? You get them every day. 73 00:04:30,068 --> 00:04:32,432 It's documentation for my new book. 74 00:04:33,455 --> 00:04:34,539 Phone call! 75 00:04:37,584 --> 00:04:40,751 - It's from the Ivory Coast. - Must be Koffi, he keeps trying to reach me. 76 00:04:40,878 --> 00:04:42,632 Some kind of emergency. Don't answer! 77 00:04:42,705 --> 00:04:44,640 Come on, they're family! 78 00:04:45,698 --> 00:04:46,698 Hello, André? 79 00:04:46,727 --> 00:04:47,802 How are you? 80 00:04:48,302 --> 00:04:50,004 I'm fine, thank you. 81 00:04:50,455 --> 00:04:51,875 From when to when? 82 00:04:52,151 --> 00:04:55,262 But with great pleasure! I'm looking forward to it! 83 00:04:55,293 --> 00:04:57,667 My husband too, by the way. Yes. 84 00:04:57,732 --> 00:04:59,293 Kiss Madeleine. 85 00:04:59,943 --> 00:05:01,026 The Koffis are coming. 86 00:05:01,028 --> 00:05:04,671 But why always to our house? Why not Charles' place, what did we do to them? 87 00:05:04,673 --> 00:05:06,987 He says it's too small and Laure is a bad cook. 88 00:05:06,989 --> 00:05:10,276 That's true. Since she became vegan, it's pure horror. 89 00:05:10,565 --> 00:05:11,732 When are they coming? 90 00:05:11,751 --> 00:05:14,626 - Next weekend. - Oh, and when do they leave? 91 00:05:14,792 --> 00:05:17,792 - He was vague. - How so, "vague"? What did he say? 92 00:05:17,794 --> 00:05:19,999 He said: "For an indefinite time." 93 00:05:20,001 --> 00:05:22,417 But that's not vague at all! 94 00:05:22,584 --> 00:05:25,073 It's perfectly clear: they are migrating! 95 00:05:25,167 --> 00:05:26,501 Are you crazy? 96 00:05:26,542 --> 00:05:29,959 Migrating! The Koffis are moving in like the others! 97 00:05:30,032 --> 00:05:32,948 I told you not to pick up the phone! 98 00:05:33,550 --> 00:05:37,953 SERIAL (BAD) WEDDINGS 3 99 00:05:44,959 --> 00:05:47,042 What a lousy buffet! 100 00:05:47,209 --> 00:05:49,792 Three carrots, two radishes, not even a cocktail sausage! 101 00:05:49,927 --> 00:05:51,901 No wonder, Laure prepared it. 102 00:05:52,031 --> 00:05:53,776 Look at her, she looks like a rabbit. 103 00:05:53,940 --> 00:05:56,607 I hope she won't pull our guys into her vegan delirium. 104 00:05:56,938 --> 00:05:58,484 No worries, David is a meathead. 105 00:05:58,539 --> 00:06:01,593 "If de Gaulle had not gone to London"? That's the subject of your book? 106 00:06:01,644 --> 00:06:03,136 Yes, but wait. 107 00:06:03,240 --> 00:06:06,653 I don't pretend to rewrite history, it's political fiction. 108 00:06:06,844 --> 00:06:09,177 If de Gaulle had not been in London, 109 00:06:09,911 --> 00:06:12,536 we would speak German and eat sauerkraut. 110 00:06:12,750 --> 00:06:13,791 Or hamburgers... 111 00:06:13,888 --> 00:06:16,055 Go figure what would have become of France. 112 00:06:16,284 --> 00:06:17,284 Go figure! 113 00:06:22,304 --> 00:06:25,514 This painting exudes a phenomenal power. 114 00:06:25,610 --> 00:06:27,573 - Do you really like it? - Ja! 115 00:06:27,646 --> 00:06:31,063 This is a radical work that speaks directly to our guts. 116 00:06:31,136 --> 00:06:33,303 It's true that it moves us. 117 00:06:33,797 --> 00:06:35,213 My daughter is the author. 118 00:06:35,334 --> 00:06:37,001 - Ja? - Let me introduce you to her. 119 00:06:37,167 --> 00:06:39,546 Ségolène? Come here. 120 00:06:40,013 --> 00:06:43,799 - You have a German admirer. - Helmut Shaeffer. 121 00:06:43,917 --> 00:06:45,245 I was just passing by, 122 00:06:45,247 --> 00:06:49,193 I have to say that I was caught up by the power of your works. 123 00:06:49,336 --> 00:06:52,410 Oh... Compliments make me uncomfortable. 124 00:06:52,699 --> 00:06:54,071 Your paintings speak for you. 125 00:06:54,229 --> 00:06:56,754 - You say everything in your paintings. - Yes. 126 00:06:57,047 --> 00:06:59,463 I'll come back when it's less crowded. 127 00:06:59,542 --> 00:07:01,626 This time, it won't be by chance. 128 00:07:01,957 --> 00:07:04,434 I like to have an intimate dialogue with the works. 129 00:07:04,493 --> 00:07:07,284 I hate socializing too. 130 00:07:07,667 --> 00:07:08,959 - See you soon. - Yes... 131 00:07:09,126 --> 00:07:10,909 I look forward to seeing you again. 132 00:07:10,966 --> 00:07:13,049 - Goodbye, sir. - Goodbye. 133 00:07:13,917 --> 00:07:17,209 Helmut Shaeffer, that sounds familiar... Oh! 134 00:07:17,337 --> 00:07:18,753 - Mommy! - What? 135 00:07:18,912 --> 00:07:20,912 He's a huge collector. 136 00:07:21,471 --> 00:07:24,882 He has Koons, Cattelan, Basquiat. 137 00:07:24,990 --> 00:07:27,615 And soon some Ségolène, unbelievable! 138 00:07:27,617 --> 00:07:29,575 I mean, it's great. 139 00:07:29,876 --> 00:07:31,992 - Oh yeah! - Who's that guy? 140 00:07:32,071 --> 00:07:34,695 Helmut Shaeffer, a big art collector. 141 00:07:34,812 --> 00:07:37,718 This may surprise you, Chao, but some people like my painting. 142 00:07:37,818 --> 00:07:40,980 Why are you attacking me? Your vernissage not going well? 143 00:07:41,042 --> 00:07:43,457 No, it's fine. Except for you, everyone praises me. 144 00:07:43,629 --> 00:07:46,417 I'm moving on, there are so many great things to see. 145 00:07:46,584 --> 00:07:47,584 Thank you, Mom. 146 00:07:47,945 --> 00:07:49,097 Helmut Shaeffer. 147 00:07:50,609 --> 00:07:52,906 Hey, Charles? What's this bullshit? 148 00:07:52,915 --> 00:07:54,651 Laure tells me that you'll play Jesus? 149 00:07:54,768 --> 00:07:57,037 So what? Major roles are not just for whiteys! 150 00:07:57,039 --> 00:07:58,237 That's not the point. 151 00:07:58,270 --> 00:08:00,273 But how are you going to pull it off? 152 00:08:00,382 --> 00:08:01,539 Play in white face? 153 00:08:01,584 --> 00:08:04,417 Of course not, I'll play him straight. Jesus is universal! 154 00:08:05,055 --> 00:08:06,367 And he was Black. 155 00:08:07,046 --> 00:08:08,415 Bullshit, he was a Heeb! 156 00:08:08,417 --> 00:08:11,834 Jews came from Egypt, so from Africa. Hence, Black blood. 157 00:08:12,001 --> 00:08:13,001 Right? 158 00:08:14,329 --> 00:08:18,257 I don't know if it's if it's the paintings or the radishes, but I feel nauseous. 159 00:08:18,358 --> 00:08:20,632 It's not the radishes. I haven't touched them. 160 00:08:20,899 --> 00:08:22,854 How could we raise her so wrongly? 161 00:08:23,001 --> 00:08:24,834 What made her paint such monstrosities? 162 00:08:24,837 --> 00:08:27,799 No clue. Let's get out of here before I throw up on a painting. 163 00:08:29,403 --> 00:08:30,243 Clovis! 164 00:08:30,254 --> 00:08:32,338 No, but Clovis! 165 00:08:32,619 --> 00:08:34,036 - Do something! - Come on! 166 00:08:34,156 --> 00:08:37,281 They must have set him off. He never does that indoors. 167 00:08:37,810 --> 00:08:41,562 - Congratulations again, we loved it. - Such a strong message. 168 00:08:41,713 --> 00:08:44,299 - It's denouncing, it's... - Denouncing what? 169 00:08:44,584 --> 00:08:45,709 Slaughterhouses. 170 00:08:45,743 --> 00:08:48,768 No, it goes well beyond that. It's about the human condition. 171 00:08:49,782 --> 00:08:52,081 - Obviously... - The human condition. 172 00:08:52,138 --> 00:08:54,924 - Let's go. Come on, Clovis. - Bye, girls! 173 00:08:57,065 --> 00:09:00,174 I think there's trouble brewing between Chao and Ségolène. 174 00:09:00,354 --> 00:09:01,729 - Did you notice anything? - No. 175 00:09:01,731 --> 00:09:04,385 With a little luck, we'll get our first divorce. 176 00:09:04,626 --> 00:09:07,626 - No... - I'm just kidding, it's a joke. 177 00:09:08,072 --> 00:09:09,739 They are cute, our parents. 178 00:09:09,930 --> 00:09:11,903 How long have they been married? 179 00:09:12,389 --> 00:09:14,722 You don't know? Seriously? 180 00:09:14,998 --> 00:09:17,165 It will be 40 years on June 18. 181 00:09:17,354 --> 00:09:19,563 40 years, it's the emerald wedding. 182 00:09:19,698 --> 00:09:21,617 They deserve a medal. 183 00:09:21,846 --> 00:09:23,289 Especially mom! 184 00:09:24,205 --> 00:09:26,430 Hope you're tucked into your undies, brothers. 185 00:09:26,432 --> 00:09:29,387 Gentlemen, I give you a world exclusive: 186 00:09:29,528 --> 00:09:31,363 my new genius concept. 187 00:09:34,792 --> 00:09:35,792 So? 188 00:09:35,899 --> 00:09:37,593 A tent for the homeless? 189 00:09:38,067 --> 00:09:40,567 No, sir. It's a self-inflating yurt. 190 00:09:40,751 --> 00:09:41,676 What's the point? 191 00:09:41,856 --> 00:09:44,906 The point is you can stand up inside... 192 00:09:45,265 --> 00:09:46,989 ...unlike in classic tents. 193 00:09:47,191 --> 00:09:49,022 Hey, hey! Come on in! 194 00:09:53,080 --> 00:09:54,884 "Nature yurt", is that the brand? 195 00:09:55,106 --> 00:09:58,193 Yeah it's a pun. "0% yurt", "vanilla yurt"... 196 00:09:58,305 --> 00:09:59,406 - Got it? - Sure. 197 00:09:59,408 --> 00:10:01,117 It's Gisèle, my director. 198 00:10:01,959 --> 00:10:03,667 Hello? Gisèle? 199 00:10:05,251 --> 00:10:06,018 But, uh... 200 00:10:06,020 --> 00:10:07,969 What about your portable fridge? 201 00:10:08,050 --> 00:10:10,666 You didn't know? The Koreans stole my concept. 202 00:10:10,841 --> 00:10:14,411 Hey, stop that right away! No photo, no photo, - nothing! 203 00:10:14,589 --> 00:10:15,963 Alright, just chill. 204 00:10:16,037 --> 00:10:19,234 It's because of your pictures on Instagram that the Koreans got me. 205 00:10:19,248 --> 00:10:21,674 To you we may look the same, but I'm Chinese! 206 00:10:21,750 --> 00:10:22,846 Yeah, sure. 207 00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:26,001 Jesus? 208 00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:28,542 My apples! Think this is a supermarket? 209 00:10:28,709 --> 00:10:29,659 Yeah, about that. 210 00:10:29,661 --> 00:10:32,328 The branches there... They're encroaching on my land. 211 00:10:32,336 --> 00:10:33,296 So what? 212 00:10:33,376 --> 00:10:34,034 Well... 213 00:10:34,035 --> 00:10:36,846 The other day one of your apples fell right on my parsley. 214 00:10:36,977 --> 00:10:37,643 So what? 215 00:10:37,685 --> 00:10:38,497 "So what?" 216 00:10:40,484 --> 00:10:41,484 It damaged it. 217 00:10:42,112 --> 00:10:44,112 You want me to pay for your parsley? 218 00:10:45,001 --> 00:10:47,090 Just stop annexing my property. 219 00:10:47,208 --> 00:10:48,690 This here is Chinon. 220 00:10:49,016 --> 00:10:50,265 Not Jerusalem. 221 00:10:50,292 --> 00:10:53,244 No need to fight, brothers. Earth belongs to all mankind. 222 00:10:53,245 --> 00:10:54,333 Who asked you, Jesus? 223 00:10:55,042 --> 00:10:56,474 Hey, the Fantastic Four! 224 00:10:56,475 --> 00:10:58,534 Ségo is here, we can start. 225 00:10:58,876 --> 00:11:00,289 Are you comfortable? 226 00:11:00,766 --> 00:11:02,232 So, we wanted to get together... 227 00:11:02,234 --> 00:11:04,690 to organize a big suprise party... 228 00:11:04,692 --> 00:11:06,293 for our parents' emerald wedding. 229 00:11:06,535 --> 00:11:07,674 That's great! 230 00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:08,876 Yes. 231 00:11:09,042 --> 00:11:09,714 Yeah. 232 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:11,782 Glad you're taking it so well, because... 233 00:11:11,784 --> 00:11:15,710 besides contributing financially, we'd like you to get involved. 234 00:11:15,833 --> 00:11:17,174 - Sure. - Yeah. 235 00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:20,553 Sorry, what do you mean by "contributing financially"? 236 00:11:21,031 --> 00:11:22,461 What with all the protests, 237 00:11:22,463 --> 00:11:24,417 the lockdowns, transfers for my mother... 238 00:11:24,459 --> 00:11:26,450 I only have one euro left on my account. 239 00:11:26,512 --> 00:11:29,001 Don't shame me in front of my sisters. 240 00:11:29,167 --> 00:11:31,979 I'm with you all the way. Claude and Marie did so much for us... 241 00:11:31,989 --> 00:11:34,664 Will you look at that ass-kisser, he never stops! 242 00:11:34,666 --> 00:11:35,713 Hey, not again! 243 00:11:35,715 --> 00:11:37,497 Chao, focus! 244 00:11:37,709 --> 00:11:38,703 Can we continue? 245 00:11:39,380 --> 00:11:42,995 Right. It's the perfect opportunity to get the whole family together. 246 00:11:42,998 --> 00:11:45,926 Or rather all the families, plural. 247 00:11:46,115 --> 00:11:47,782 - That's it. - How so, "the families"? 248 00:11:47,917 --> 00:11:49,001 Well, yours! 249 00:11:49,990 --> 00:11:50,698 Huh? 250 00:11:50,709 --> 00:11:51,643 Your parents! 251 00:11:51,645 --> 00:11:54,454 What, you don't want to see your parents? 252 00:11:54,691 --> 00:11:55,797 Anybody have a Lexomil? 253 00:11:55,799 --> 00:11:57,093 - Sure! - David, please. 254 00:11:57,126 --> 00:11:58,093 Oh no, I don't... 255 00:11:58,126 --> 00:11:59,751 - It's gonna be a slaughter. - Yup. 256 00:11:59,854 --> 00:12:01,938 My dad and theirs alone, it's already tough... 257 00:12:02,268 --> 00:12:03,620 With my dad, it's no way. 258 00:12:03,655 --> 00:12:06,215 - He resented that dinner in Beijing... - What dinner? 259 00:12:06,287 --> 00:12:07,637 The dinner in Beijing. 260 00:12:25,031 --> 00:12:27,796 An unfriendly but very efficient driver. 261 00:12:27,876 --> 00:12:29,292 - Right on time. - It's perfect. 262 00:12:29,459 --> 00:12:32,376 - I'm exhausted, we're not staying long. - Stop being negative. 263 00:12:32,542 --> 00:12:34,251 It'll be a change from the hotel. 264 00:12:34,261 --> 00:12:36,261 - Which is pretty good. - That's right. 265 00:12:39,208 --> 00:12:42,442 - (She sings badly!) - (And she's ugly!) 266 00:12:45,370 --> 00:12:47,454 - (Are you expecting someone?) - (No, I'm not.) 267 00:12:47,620 --> 00:12:48,829 (Go and open the door!) 268 00:12:55,130 --> 00:12:56,338 Good evening, Mrs. Ling. 269 00:12:56,584 --> 00:12:59,001 Nice to see you again. How long has it been? 270 00:12:59,167 --> 00:13:01,334 - Well, almost 8 years! - Oh... 271 00:13:01,414 --> 00:13:05,122 The wedding of Chao and Ségolène was in May. 272 00:13:05,376 --> 00:13:06,376 Time flies. 273 00:13:06,792 --> 00:13:08,084 Here's some... 274 00:13:08,251 --> 00:13:09,792 French macaroons. 275 00:13:09,794 --> 00:13:10,647 You like them? 276 00:13:10,917 --> 00:13:14,209 - (Who is it?) - (Two white people with a gift.) 277 00:13:14,376 --> 00:13:16,334 (Take the gift!) 278 00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:21,917 Ah, I recognize the father. 279 00:13:22,882 --> 00:13:24,791 Good evening, Mr. Ling. How are you? 280 00:13:25,001 --> 00:13:27,209 - (What do these people want?) - (I don't know.) 281 00:13:27,211 --> 00:13:28,586 (Keep smiling.) 282 00:13:28,977 --> 00:13:31,093 - They didn't wait to eat. - Yes. 283 00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:34,679 Strange. Maybe it's a local tradition to eat before the guests... 284 00:13:34,751 --> 00:13:37,007 (I think they're hungry. Make them some food.) 285 00:13:37,084 --> 00:13:38,876 (Then I'll throw them out.) 286 00:13:39,042 --> 00:13:40,042 (Come in!) 287 00:13:40,271 --> 00:13:41,771 (Thank you!) 288 00:13:43,667 --> 00:13:45,126 It's nice here. 289 00:13:45,316 --> 00:13:47,358 Ah, I really like it! 290 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,110 What a nice fabric. 291 00:13:49,417 --> 00:13:51,578 It's beautiful. Is it "made in China"? 292 00:13:51,580 --> 00:13:53,789 What do you think? We're in Beijing... 293 00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:57,417 - I'm wondering, Claude. - I'm wondering as well. 294 00:13:57,584 --> 00:13:59,584 What's in these in these raviolis? 295 00:13:59,751 --> 00:14:01,872 - No, I'm serious. - I'm serious too. 296 00:14:01,881 --> 00:14:04,214 These are not the right people. 297 00:14:04,482 --> 00:14:06,035 But I recognize the father. 298 00:14:06,037 --> 00:14:08,079 I took thousands of pictures with him. 299 00:14:08,167 --> 00:14:11,377 Such an unsympathetic face, you can't forget it. 300 00:14:11,539 --> 00:14:12,103 Yeah? 301 00:14:12,232 --> 00:14:14,611 How do you explain that they lived 20 years in Paris... 302 00:14:14,613 --> 00:14:15,709 but don't speak French? 303 00:14:15,711 --> 00:14:18,002 It's the failure of French-style integration. 304 00:14:18,256 --> 00:14:20,298 That's what I keep telling you. 305 00:14:22,709 --> 00:14:23,917 Oh my! Marie! 306 00:14:24,084 --> 00:14:25,584 Watch out! 307 00:14:25,875 --> 00:14:27,875 There's something awfully slimy... 308 00:14:27,917 --> 00:14:29,959 and frighteningly spicy in the ravioli. 309 00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:42,098 What is it? 310 00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:45,606 It's your son! It's Chao, on WhatsApp. 311 00:14:45,751 --> 00:14:46,751 Wonderful! 312 00:14:46,917 --> 00:14:48,776 We'll have a family reunion! 313 00:14:48,987 --> 00:14:50,024 Chao! Family! 314 00:14:50,026 --> 00:14:51,790 My folks have been waiting for an hour! 315 00:14:51,792 --> 00:14:53,959 Certainly not, we're at their place. 316 00:14:54,063 --> 00:14:56,813 I'm in front of your sympathetic dad. It's Chao! 317 00:14:56,956 --> 00:14:58,373 Say yoo-hoo to each other! 318 00:14:59,021 --> 00:15:01,132 - How do you say "yoo-hoo" in Chinese? - No clue. 319 00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:03,531 - (What are those freaks doing?) - (How should I know?) 320 00:15:03,572 --> 00:15:04,822 I do not know these people! 321 00:15:05,001 --> 00:15:06,251 Aren't you on the 4th floor? 322 00:15:07,001 --> 00:15:07,751 Claude! 323 00:15:07,862 --> 00:15:10,404 - I think we got the wrong Chinese. - The wrong Chinese? 324 00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:12,026 - Oh no... - Yes. 325 00:15:12,178 --> 00:15:14,053 Oh no... I won't eat again! 326 00:15:15,862 --> 00:15:17,529 But who are these people? 327 00:15:18,928 --> 00:15:20,628 It's all right Chao, no one died. 328 00:15:20,630 --> 00:15:21,737 Not for my father. 329 00:15:21,738 --> 00:15:22,956 He's very resentful. 330 00:15:23,177 --> 00:15:25,627 You know Koffi? And Verneuil? He's a mix of both. 331 00:15:25,682 --> 00:15:28,362 - Damn, poor guy. - Mine's not easy either. 332 00:15:28,502 --> 00:15:29,626 You're the lucky ones... 333 00:15:29,635 --> 00:15:31,164 my whole family is impossible. 334 00:15:31,211 --> 00:15:32,877 Are you done with crying? 335 00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:36,794 Anyway, this emerald wedding is on. It's your job to get your parents here. 336 00:15:37,039 --> 00:15:39,448 For once, you had better be on the level! 337 00:15:39,743 --> 00:15:41,667 And if you spoil the party you'll regret it. 338 00:15:41,857 --> 00:15:43,360 Bet we can destroy your lives? 339 00:15:43,362 --> 00:15:45,234 Don't exaggerate, Ségo. 340 00:15:45,665 --> 00:15:47,916 Anyway, you have 24 hours to call your folks. 341 00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:51,332 The party is less than a month away, the timing is tight. 342 00:15:51,693 --> 00:15:53,054 At least I got mine covered. 343 00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:54,937 They're already on the plane. 344 00:15:57,792 --> 00:16:00,860 Alfred Tonnellé, the Forgotten by Claude Verneuil 345 00:16:02,410 --> 00:16:03,473 You must read the book. 346 00:16:03,475 --> 00:16:07,366 But I can't finish the first chapter. I keep falling asleep. 347 00:16:07,622 --> 00:16:10,124 Make an effort, it's important for Claude. 348 00:16:10,126 --> 00:16:11,518 Then you read it. 349 00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:13,853 Me? He didn't give it to me. 350 00:16:13,855 --> 00:16:15,710 Look. What does it say? 351 00:16:16,165 --> 00:16:17,692 "To my great friend André." 352 00:16:17,924 --> 00:16:21,091 It don't say "Madeleine." So I don't read it. 353 00:16:21,286 --> 00:16:24,494 If you want to be received properly, read it. 354 00:16:25,824 --> 00:16:27,610 - Have a good day, Ms. Bouin. - Thank you. 355 00:16:28,110 --> 00:16:29,198 And now Mrs. Verneuil. 356 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:32,648 - What can I get you today? - Give me a nice tender roast beef. 357 00:16:32,696 --> 00:16:34,071 - For how many? - Four. 358 00:16:34,182 --> 00:16:37,349 No. Koffi is big eater. For six. 359 00:16:41,669 --> 00:16:42,932 Damn, my rillettes... 360 00:16:42,955 --> 00:16:43,797 Say, Liliane? 361 00:16:43,852 --> 00:16:46,571 She sure put on some mileage, Mrs. Verneuil. Eh? 362 00:16:51,063 --> 00:16:52,442 I forgot my rillettes. 363 00:16:53,126 --> 00:16:54,167 The rillettes... 364 00:16:56,001 --> 00:16:57,376 Well... Of course. 365 00:16:57,972 --> 00:16:59,858 You recognize your grandfather? 366 00:17:00,167 --> 00:17:01,643 Grandpa André! 367 00:17:04,020 --> 00:17:05,562 He looks smart. 368 00:17:05,667 --> 00:17:06,334 Yes. 369 00:17:06,399 --> 00:17:07,700 He's way ahead of schedule. 370 00:17:07,709 --> 00:17:10,500 - Isn't he a little underweight? - No, he's 13 kg. 371 00:17:10,584 --> 00:17:12,002 Normal weight at 3 years old. 372 00:17:12,042 --> 00:17:14,459 Me, at his age, I weighed 19 kg. 373 00:17:14,563 --> 00:17:16,308 And your mother-in-law, 26. 374 00:17:16,376 --> 00:17:17,376 Boh! 375 00:17:18,251 --> 00:17:20,364 How nice it is to be here! 376 00:17:20,459 --> 00:17:23,481 - Do you like France now? - I've always loved France. 377 00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:24,959 The problem is the French. 378 00:17:25,126 --> 00:17:25,838 Oh! 379 00:17:26,034 --> 00:17:27,562 Joking aside, 380 00:17:27,564 --> 00:17:30,292 what I really like here... 381 00:17:30,539 --> 00:17:31,620 is the climate. 382 00:17:31,689 --> 00:17:33,007 I can imagine. 383 00:17:33,171 --> 00:17:35,610 Not to chase you away of course, 384 00:17:35,659 --> 00:17:37,308 but how long do you plan to stay? 385 00:17:37,310 --> 00:17:39,504 Until the end of the rainy season. 386 00:17:40,784 --> 00:17:43,067 - Come again? - He has rheumatism, 387 00:17:43,317 --> 00:17:44,765 he needs a dry climate. 388 00:17:44,906 --> 00:17:47,612 Dry climate, dry climate... not so fast! 389 00:17:47,719 --> 00:17:50,274 In summer, we often have many storms. 390 00:17:50,276 --> 00:17:52,609 Last year we even had floods, right, Marie? 391 00:17:53,267 --> 00:17:54,627 Uh, yes. Yes. 392 00:17:54,845 --> 00:17:56,476 And no matter the weather, 393 00:17:56,596 --> 00:17:58,137 the Koffi's are welcome. 394 00:17:58,247 --> 00:18:00,325 They can stay as long as they want. 395 00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:01,192 Really. 396 00:18:01,618 --> 00:18:04,551 Well, there's no harm in knowing when they leave... 397 00:18:04,553 --> 00:18:06,971 We have our lives, we don't do guest houses. 398 00:18:07,269 --> 00:18:08,026 Claude. 399 00:18:08,626 --> 00:18:10,792 Stay at our house, it'll be simpler. 400 00:18:10,794 --> 00:18:13,044 It's not simpler. This is how it is. 401 00:18:13,117 --> 00:18:15,515 - Don't insist, he's stubborn! - Okay. 402 00:18:16,011 --> 00:18:17,445 You are of course welcome here. 403 00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:19,093 I do apologize, André. 404 00:18:19,095 --> 00:18:20,379 I'm a bit tense. 405 00:18:20,381 --> 00:18:22,465 My book is costing me a lot of energy. 406 00:18:22,548 --> 00:18:24,482 - My husband adored the first one. - Ah? 407 00:18:24,484 --> 00:18:26,392 Yes, the first... "Tonnellé the Failed." 408 00:18:26,394 --> 00:18:28,685 The Forgotten. It's "Tonnellé, the Forgotten." 409 00:18:28,746 --> 00:18:30,293 So you really liked it, André? 410 00:18:30,295 --> 00:18:32,042 I read it straight through. 411 00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:34,518 I was even sorry to have finished it so quickly. 412 00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:35,760 Are you teasing me? 413 00:18:35,762 --> 00:18:37,984 I really enjoyed the story. 414 00:18:38,093 --> 00:18:39,976 The style, the subject matter. 415 00:18:39,978 --> 00:18:41,520 And especially the typography. 416 00:18:41,522 --> 00:18:42,653 Typography? 417 00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:44,981 Oh yes. Presentation is important. 418 00:18:44,983 --> 00:18:46,620 My father always said: 419 00:18:46,622 --> 00:18:48,273 "To make a good impression," 420 00:18:48,275 --> 00:18:50,430 "one must always be elegant." 421 00:18:51,126 --> 00:18:53,440 I regret that I never met your father. 422 00:18:53,442 --> 00:18:56,676 The rainy season! You know that it lasts between 2 and 4 months? 423 00:18:56,678 --> 00:19:00,011 With the climate change, it can go up to 6 months! 424 00:19:00,108 --> 00:19:01,816 I'm sure he hasn't read my book. 425 00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:05,379 He really made a fool of me, that Houphouët-Boigny. "The typography!" 426 00:19:05,381 --> 00:19:06,631 I'm not in the mood. 427 00:19:06,633 --> 00:19:09,495 Spare me your bad mood and be a little generous. 428 00:19:11,762 --> 00:19:12,926 Now you, Charles. 429 00:19:13,031 --> 00:19:14,752 Approach the leper. 430 00:19:14,848 --> 00:19:16,875 And now touch his face. 431 00:19:17,712 --> 00:19:18,546 No, no! 432 00:19:18,548 --> 00:19:19,661 You're dull, Charles! 433 00:19:19,663 --> 00:19:20,588 - Dull? - Yes, dull! 434 00:19:20,590 --> 00:19:22,409 I want a punchy Jesus! 435 00:19:22,472 --> 00:19:23,820 Okay, I'll be punchy for you. 436 00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:24,906 You too, Erwann. 437 00:19:24,908 --> 00:19:27,429 A punchy leper? Are you sure, Gisèle? 438 00:19:27,431 --> 00:19:29,090 We're wasting time! From the top! 439 00:19:29,092 --> 00:19:31,085 Okay. Punchy. 440 00:19:38,405 --> 00:19:40,752 Marie? Marie? 441 00:19:44,329 --> 00:19:47,565 - What are you doing? - Tell me honestly, Claude. 442 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:48,937 Have I gotten old? 443 00:19:48,981 --> 00:19:49,582 Eh? 444 00:19:49,782 --> 00:19:51,323 Is that why you're grumpy? 445 00:19:51,325 --> 00:19:52,325 Claude... 446 00:19:52,536 --> 00:19:54,726 A little bit every day, same as everyone else. 447 00:19:54,728 --> 00:19:57,562 I'm getting older too, it's not a big deal. 448 00:19:58,483 --> 00:19:59,483 Oh... 449 00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:03,465 This was our honeymoon in Venice. 450 00:20:03,658 --> 00:20:04,825 I was so beautiful then. 451 00:20:04,827 --> 00:20:06,506 You are still beautiful, Marie. 452 00:20:06,522 --> 00:20:10,325 - Then why don't you look at me anymore? - I look at you every day. 453 00:20:10,327 --> 00:20:13,960 But after 38 years, I'm not going to swoon with admiration every time! 454 00:20:13,962 --> 00:20:15,421 If you were paying attention... 455 00:20:15,423 --> 00:20:17,718 you'd know that it has been more than 38 years. 456 00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:19,640 - In fact it will be... - 40 years on June 18. 457 00:20:19,766 --> 00:20:21,932 - You remembered? - How could I forget that date. 458 00:20:22,096 --> 00:20:24,736 But I won't organize a big hoopla. 459 00:20:24,738 --> 00:20:27,979 - We'll have a cosy dinner for two. - Like every night. 460 00:20:28,098 --> 00:20:30,562 No, we can go to the restaurant if you like. 461 00:20:30,769 --> 00:20:33,727 Come back to bed. I'm starting early tomorrow. 462 00:20:33,817 --> 00:20:36,359 We'll eat at "The Wood's Edge", Goulat's place. 463 00:20:37,382 --> 00:20:39,773 No Chao, we won't come to France. No. 464 00:20:39,884 --> 00:20:42,934 - You can't do that to me! - (You know what?) 465 00:20:43,051 --> 00:20:45,296 (Just pick any two Chinese or even Viets...) 466 00:20:45,390 --> 00:20:46,765 (anywhere in Paris). 467 00:20:46,767 --> 00:20:48,726 (Verneuil won't know the difference.) 468 00:20:49,587 --> 00:20:50,587 But... 469 00:20:54,509 --> 00:20:56,223 Are grandpa and grandma coming? 470 00:20:58,164 --> 00:21:00,604 - No. - Oh... 471 00:21:00,726 --> 00:21:03,676 Not to worry. We'll visit them in Beijing in summer, ok? 472 00:21:07,207 --> 00:21:08,018 (Son?) 473 00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:09,141 (We're coming!) 474 00:21:09,239 --> 00:21:10,481 (Don't worry!) 475 00:21:10,921 --> 00:21:12,018 (Okay!) 476 00:21:13,848 --> 00:21:15,293 Grandma and Grandpa are coming! 477 00:21:15,431 --> 00:21:17,015 Yes! 478 00:21:17,345 --> 00:21:19,179 (And that's how it is. You hear?) 479 00:21:20,210 --> 00:21:23,046 (I just hope you won't start your foolishness again.) 480 00:21:23,202 --> 00:21:25,575 (It has caused us enough trouble as it is.) 481 00:21:31,890 --> 00:21:34,034 - I can't do it. - Don't be a child, David. 482 00:21:34,036 --> 00:21:35,495 You don't get it, Odile. 483 00:21:35,778 --> 00:21:38,245 Since their dispute, their home is Ramallah. 484 00:21:38,270 --> 00:21:39,858 What was it about? 485 00:21:39,860 --> 00:21:42,616 I didn't get it. Something silly, a story about bread. 486 00:21:42,618 --> 00:21:44,021 - About bread? - Yes, bread. 487 00:21:44,023 --> 00:21:47,065 - Don't take me for a fool. Call now! - As you wish. 488 00:21:51,168 --> 00:21:52,039 - Hello? - Mom? 489 00:21:52,041 --> 00:21:52,816 Oh, David! 490 00:21:52,818 --> 00:21:55,379 Your father is driving me crazy, I can't take it anymore! 491 00:21:56,050 --> 00:21:58,327 By the Torah of Israel, your mother will kill me! 492 00:21:58,329 --> 00:22:01,559 I hope so! Give me back that phone! 493 00:22:01,561 --> 00:22:03,463 I warned you: they are freaks. 494 00:22:04,033 --> 00:22:05,476 - All because of bread? - Yup. 495 00:22:05,478 --> 00:22:07,153 Still, it's just a little quarrel. 496 00:22:07,155 --> 00:22:08,364 A squabble. 497 00:22:08,366 --> 00:22:10,094 - I hate him! - I hate her! 498 00:22:10,096 --> 00:22:12,407 - But you'll talk to them, right? - Yes, yes. 499 00:22:12,409 --> 00:22:13,484 Just waiting for a gap. 500 00:22:14,012 --> 00:22:14,903 You are the worst 501 00:22:14,904 --> 00:22:16,393 that's ever happened to me! 502 00:22:16,446 --> 00:22:18,270 You're no prize either! 503 00:22:18,272 --> 00:22:19,380 Let go. 504 00:22:19,381 --> 00:22:21,314 Let go I said! 505 00:22:21,390 --> 00:22:23,445 You see, that's rosemary. 506 00:22:23,447 --> 00:22:25,450 That's flat-leaf parsley. 507 00:22:25,728 --> 00:22:28,522 And that's David's apple tree! 508 00:22:29,782 --> 00:22:31,651 It's granny. Go water the yard. 509 00:22:31,761 --> 00:22:32,671 Yeah, mom? 510 00:22:33,329 --> 00:22:35,523 What is this gig thing? 511 00:22:35,617 --> 00:22:38,742 Your wife gave him the idea to play at your in-laws wedding. 512 00:22:38,744 --> 00:22:40,410 - What? - It's done. 513 00:22:40,509 --> 00:22:43,221 He's back on his guitar, you hear that? 514 00:22:45,665 --> 00:22:46,934 I'll call you back! 515 00:22:49,325 --> 00:22:50,229 You called my folks? 516 00:22:50,231 --> 00:22:52,539 Isn't it cool that he's gonna play at the party? 517 00:22:52,541 --> 00:22:54,310 That ain't cool, it's the Nakba. 518 00:22:54,513 --> 00:22:56,070 You woke the Algerian Kurt Cobain! 519 00:22:56,660 --> 00:22:59,202 (Oh God, give me patience!) 520 00:23:08,938 --> 00:23:11,438 - Shut up! - Fuck you! 521 00:23:11,630 --> 00:23:14,215 - Long live rock'n'roll! - Nardinamuk! 522 00:23:14,217 --> 00:23:15,567 Yourself! 523 00:23:15,569 --> 00:23:16,736 Goddamn it! 524 00:23:17,999 --> 00:23:19,827 "Whoa baby, we're trouble!" 525 00:23:19,829 --> 00:23:22,159 And 'til tomorrow morning! Damn! 526 00:23:24,137 --> 00:23:25,720 The usual, Mrs. Verneuil? 527 00:23:25,722 --> 00:23:28,014 No, I want to change style. 528 00:23:28,118 --> 00:23:30,535 I would like something more... 529 00:23:30,749 --> 00:23:32,851 Well... you see? This is... 530 00:23:33,492 --> 00:23:34,617 There... 531 00:23:35,032 --> 00:23:36,367 Like that... 532 00:23:36,743 --> 00:23:38,827 They have to be... I don't know. 533 00:23:39,103 --> 00:23:40,870 - You see? - Okay, I see. 534 00:23:40,872 --> 00:23:42,747 General de Gaulle... 535 00:23:42,907 --> 00:23:47,206 could choose from several countries. Switzerland was impossible, neutrality. 536 00:23:47,486 --> 00:23:50,226 Liechtenstein, too small. South America... 537 00:23:50,236 --> 00:23:51,706 South America... 538 00:23:54,314 --> 00:23:56,432 I'll give you bloody typography. 539 00:23:56,712 --> 00:23:59,237 They should take the vows on the stage. 540 00:23:59,239 --> 00:24:02,167 No, on the stairs, we'll see them better. 541 00:24:02,169 --> 00:24:04,711 - Right in the middle. - But it blocks the passage... 542 00:24:04,713 --> 00:24:06,351 - No, here it won't... - Ah! 543 00:24:06,524 --> 00:24:07,691 What if it rains? 544 00:24:08,468 --> 00:24:10,632 - If it rains, we're up shit creek. - Oh no... 545 00:24:10,765 --> 00:24:12,098 But it's not going to rain. 546 00:24:12,100 --> 00:24:13,433 Ah, thanks. 547 00:24:14,597 --> 00:24:18,016 I've been recommended this Chinon, it's from a local producer... 548 00:24:20,098 --> 00:24:21,390 That's beautiful, Marie. 549 00:24:21,392 --> 00:24:22,851 Just like the song says, 550 00:24:22,853 --> 00:24:24,737 you are "refined sexy". 551 00:24:24,767 --> 00:24:27,573 I would say even more, it's "mod chic". 552 00:24:27,575 --> 00:24:29,543 What's the occasion, dear? 553 00:24:29,735 --> 00:24:31,640 Are you going up to Paris for a pageant? 554 00:24:31,957 --> 00:24:35,335 People who wear ugly sweaters should not speak of fashion. 555 00:24:37,095 --> 00:24:39,817 - What's wrong with it? - It looks like Colonel Mustard. 556 00:24:40,016 --> 00:24:41,770 I love this, that's the main thing. 557 00:24:45,009 --> 00:24:46,460 I failed the guts. 558 00:24:48,095 --> 00:24:49,760 It needs more blood. 559 00:24:50,265 --> 00:24:50,963 Oh! 560 00:24:51,414 --> 00:24:52,956 - Mr. Shaeffer! - As promised. 561 00:24:52,958 --> 00:24:56,012 I came back to admire your works in peace. 562 00:24:56,014 --> 00:24:57,598 Yes, of course. 563 00:24:58,118 --> 00:24:59,368 Enjoy. 564 00:24:59,965 --> 00:25:01,257 You're welcome. 565 00:25:07,122 --> 00:25:10,323 Everything is beautiful. I really don't know which one to buy. 566 00:25:10,394 --> 00:25:11,292 Oh... 567 00:25:11,524 --> 00:25:15,137 If you're interested, I have more in my workshop. 568 00:25:15,204 --> 00:25:16,995 Ach, wunderbar! 569 00:25:17,150 --> 00:25:19,929 - Where is your workshop? - In my parents' attic. 570 00:25:20,317 --> 00:25:22,872 - The nice lady at the opening? - Yes. 571 00:25:23,530 --> 00:25:28,004 Would it be possible to see it? I like to get inside the artist. 572 00:25:28,585 --> 00:25:31,918 Oh... yes, of course. I... I'll get the car. 573 00:25:32,288 --> 00:25:33,288 Nein! 574 00:25:33,832 --> 00:25:35,499 Let me drive you. 575 00:25:35,845 --> 00:25:36,432 Sure. 576 00:25:41,133 --> 00:25:45,344 - What a magnificent machine! - I can't stand mediocre. 577 00:25:46,296 --> 00:25:47,879 I only like beauty. 578 00:25:48,194 --> 00:25:50,645 Oh...? Yes. 579 00:25:51,621 --> 00:25:53,093 What a production! 580 00:25:53,149 --> 00:25:55,039 What creative energy! 581 00:25:55,134 --> 00:25:57,855 It will be hard to choose a work. 582 00:25:57,939 --> 00:25:58,939 Yes. 583 00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:01,528 Tea, Mr. Shaeffer? 584 00:26:02,302 --> 00:26:03,688 Yes, please. 585 00:26:03,864 --> 00:26:06,512 - But call me Helmut. - If you call me Marie. 586 00:26:07,752 --> 00:26:09,794 I like your new hairdo. 587 00:26:09,867 --> 00:26:11,617 It looks great on you. 588 00:26:12,523 --> 00:26:13,004 It does? 589 00:26:13,447 --> 00:26:15,778 My wife and daughter told me a lot about you. 590 00:26:15,837 --> 00:26:17,918 You have a way with women. 591 00:26:19,485 --> 00:26:22,229 I must confess, dear Helmut... 592 00:26:23,648 --> 00:26:26,020 I have a weakness for Germanic culture. 593 00:26:26,022 --> 00:26:29,653 I admire your philosophers and poets. 594 00:26:31,201 --> 00:26:32,707 (You inspire love) 595 00:26:32,882 --> 00:26:34,007 (And desire) 596 00:26:34,149 --> 00:26:35,960 (I feel it and I burn) 597 00:26:37,072 --> 00:26:38,447 (Loving child) 598 00:26:38,772 --> 00:26:40,690 (Inspire me now with confidence) 599 00:26:40,770 --> 00:26:43,453 - Goethe, isn't it? - The gentleman is a connoisseur! 600 00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:45,558 I'm in the game myself. 601 00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:50,213 I wrote the biography of a French poet. This is my first work. 602 00:26:51,808 --> 00:26:54,481 Alfred Tonnellé, the creator of Pyreneism! 603 00:26:54,499 --> 00:26:56,671 - Do you know him? - Of course I do. 604 00:26:56,728 --> 00:26:59,645 I'm very interested in both literature and alpinism. 605 00:26:59,788 --> 00:27:01,682 Let me buy your book at once. 606 00:27:01,736 --> 00:27:04,520 You are joking. My husband will gift it to you! 607 00:27:04,667 --> 00:27:06,979 Natürlich... it goes without saying! 608 00:27:07,143 --> 00:27:08,843 In that case, to thank you... 609 00:27:08,845 --> 00:27:12,234 would you join me for lunch in my modest château 610 00:27:12,236 --> 00:27:15,159 with your spouse and your charming daughter? 611 00:27:15,190 --> 00:27:16,699 Naturally. 612 00:27:16,701 --> 00:27:19,237 Wunderbar. Das ist wunderbar. 613 00:27:22,171 --> 00:27:23,914 Auf Wiedersehen! 614 00:27:24,429 --> 00:27:26,374 He's really top, that Helmut. 615 00:27:26,418 --> 00:27:28,210 I thought you hated Germans. 616 00:27:28,212 --> 00:27:31,929 On the contrary. I always believed in the Franco-German partnership. 617 00:27:31,931 --> 00:27:33,578 It's the engine of Europe. 618 00:27:33,579 --> 00:27:37,789 And what a pleasure to discuss with a fine, intelligent, cultured man. 619 00:27:37,791 --> 00:27:39,593 Yes, nothing to do with... 620 00:27:39,777 --> 00:27:41,819 With these... With the... 621 00:27:41,930 --> 00:27:43,180 Anyway. 622 00:28:00,250 --> 00:28:02,472 If it's war he wants, it's war he'll get! 623 00:28:25,233 --> 00:28:27,356 - The carrots are done. - Yes. 624 00:28:27,365 --> 00:28:30,299 - It looks like kandia soup. - Yes it does. 625 00:28:31,905 --> 00:28:33,906 It smells amazing. 626 00:28:33,908 --> 00:28:36,789 What are you two up to? 627 00:28:36,791 --> 00:28:38,340 We're making stew, André. 628 00:28:38,342 --> 00:28:40,012 Can I taste the sauce? 629 00:28:40,014 --> 00:28:42,807 Over my dead body, ain't no way you're touching this! 630 00:28:42,887 --> 00:28:45,470 Please, I'm starving. 631 00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:46,695 Just a lick! 632 00:28:46,762 --> 00:28:49,250 I'm hypoglycemic, Madeleine. 633 00:28:49,252 --> 00:28:51,846 Have you looked at yourself? You're as fat as a warthog. 634 00:28:52,103 --> 00:28:53,103 Get out of here. 635 00:28:53,350 --> 00:28:54,475 Get out! 636 00:28:54,759 --> 00:28:57,884 Ah... Sadistic female! 637 00:29:05,683 --> 00:29:07,737 Ah! Tell me, Koffi... 638 00:29:07,739 --> 00:29:10,971 since you love my book, I have a question. 639 00:29:11,164 --> 00:29:12,372 I'm listening. 640 00:29:12,663 --> 00:29:16,871 Don't you think the part where Tonnellé crosses the Austrian Alps is too long? 641 00:29:18,453 --> 00:29:20,164 Let us say that... 642 00:29:20,329 --> 00:29:23,153 Let's say that... Yes... 643 00:29:23,254 --> 00:29:26,073 Yes, I'll have to read it again. 644 00:29:26,075 --> 00:29:28,565 But of course. Except that to read it again, 645 00:29:28,567 --> 00:29:30,531 you would have to have read it once already. 646 00:29:30,748 --> 00:29:32,600 You are unmasked, Koffi! 647 00:29:32,860 --> 00:29:34,832 He never crossed the Austrian Alps. 648 00:29:35,030 --> 00:29:38,379 He stayed in the Pyrenees, hence Pyreneism movement! Anyway. 649 00:29:38,501 --> 00:29:39,742 You are a liar! 650 00:29:40,343 --> 00:29:42,710 Take that back immediately. 651 00:29:42,712 --> 00:29:46,379 I will not withdraw. I repeat: you are a liar! 652 00:29:46,437 --> 00:29:49,984 I'm warning you: Apologize at once... 653 00:29:49,986 --> 00:29:51,575 or I will leave this house! 654 00:29:54,421 --> 00:29:55,674 Apology refused. 655 00:29:58,945 --> 00:30:00,848 André, this is ridiculous. 656 00:30:00,937 --> 00:30:03,450 I keep telling him, but he won't listen! 657 00:30:03,572 --> 00:30:05,143 I want him to apologize. 658 00:30:05,277 --> 00:30:07,890 It's a question of honor, this is an outrage! 659 00:30:07,892 --> 00:30:09,715 And you're going to miss my stew. 660 00:30:10,871 --> 00:30:12,394 Apologies first! 661 00:30:12,790 --> 00:30:13,839 Stew second. 662 00:30:13,972 --> 00:30:15,413 Apology refused! 663 00:30:17,379 --> 00:30:18,629 Come on, Madeleine. 664 00:30:18,788 --> 00:30:21,038 Hurry, we leave at once! 665 00:30:23,119 --> 00:30:24,387 - Charles? - Yes? 666 00:30:24,396 --> 00:30:28,092 - Did you tell Viviane and Nicole? - Yes, they're back from Calcutta. 667 00:30:30,596 --> 00:30:31,656 The costumes are ready? 668 00:30:31,658 --> 00:30:34,397 "Suffer little children to come unto me, and forbid them not:" 669 00:30:34,399 --> 00:30:36,610 "for of such is the kingdom of God." 670 00:30:38,165 --> 00:30:40,710 Who's gonna win a Molière? Daddy! 671 00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:41,862 It's daddy! 672 00:30:43,207 --> 00:30:46,167 - Are you expecting somebody? - Except God the Father, no one. 673 00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:49,203 Dad? 674 00:30:49,270 --> 00:30:50,786 - Take our bags! - Huh? 675 00:30:50,952 --> 00:30:55,379 Claude Verneuil, it's over! It's spoiled! Never again! 676 00:30:55,381 --> 00:30:56,387 What happened? 677 00:30:56,404 --> 00:30:58,890 The villain! He humiliated me! 678 00:30:58,892 --> 00:31:01,721 "Blessed are the humiliated, theirs is the kingdom of heaven." 679 00:31:01,723 --> 00:31:03,273 Why are you dressed like a Bedouin? 680 00:31:03,331 --> 00:31:05,509 I'm not a Bedouin, I'm Jesus. 681 00:31:07,220 --> 00:31:09,346 It's a role for a play! 682 00:31:09,398 --> 00:31:10,817 You are going to play Jesus? 683 00:31:11,672 --> 00:31:14,151 - Did you hear that, Madeleine? - Yeah, I'm not deaf. 684 00:31:14,153 --> 00:31:16,606 My son, I am proud of you. 685 00:31:16,765 --> 00:31:18,026 Come into my arms! 686 00:31:18,566 --> 00:31:21,081 I knew that you weren't a clown. 687 00:31:24,036 --> 00:31:25,369 No, Yvonne. 688 00:31:26,321 --> 00:31:29,875 I'm not going to hide in London under Winston Churchill's hat. 689 00:31:29,965 --> 00:31:31,798 I prefer Acapulco. 690 00:31:33,509 --> 00:31:35,039 I'm working! 691 00:31:36,379 --> 00:31:37,901 - I spoke to Laure. - And? 692 00:31:38,151 --> 00:31:40,598 - The Koffi's are at their place. - Good riddance! 693 00:31:40,998 --> 00:31:43,039 So you'll go there and apologize. 694 00:31:43,058 --> 00:31:44,252 Certainly not. 695 00:31:44,254 --> 00:31:45,930 He tricked me. He didn't read my book! 696 00:31:45,932 --> 00:31:47,273 Nobody has read your book. 697 00:31:47,275 --> 00:31:49,676 Please don't insult my readers. 698 00:31:50,165 --> 00:31:52,812 May I remind you that I have sold over 1000 copies. 699 00:31:52,814 --> 00:31:54,867 You bought them yourself, you fool. 700 00:31:55,324 --> 00:31:57,348 I know what's in here, look. 701 00:31:58,184 --> 00:32:00,332 Are you going to spend our entire retirement? 702 00:32:00,524 --> 00:32:02,398 The next one will be a bestseller. 703 00:32:02,481 --> 00:32:03,578 It will flop. 704 00:32:03,662 --> 00:32:07,307 A story about De Gaulle running away to Acapulco makes no sense. 705 00:32:10,664 --> 00:32:13,167 - And here we are! - It smells good. 706 00:32:13,239 --> 00:32:15,739 - What's that? - A vegan cassoulet. 707 00:32:15,868 --> 00:32:17,723 A recipe that I invented. 708 00:32:18,517 --> 00:32:19,817 My God! 709 00:32:19,981 --> 00:32:23,729 - Is that a Toulouse sausage? - No, a squash. Replaces the sausage. 710 00:32:23,851 --> 00:32:25,596 It replaces nothing! 711 00:32:25,777 --> 00:32:28,156 This meal is not balanced. Where's the meat? 712 00:32:28,187 --> 00:32:31,320 We don't eat meat in this house. It's bad for the planet... 713 00:32:31,517 --> 00:32:32,911 and animals are our friends. 714 00:32:32,913 --> 00:32:37,031 Our friends...! White people really have a problem with critters. 715 00:32:37,110 --> 00:32:39,096 - Dad... - It's the truth. 716 00:32:39,296 --> 00:32:42,664 They live with rabbits, fish and even rats. 717 00:32:42,727 --> 00:32:43,942 - Rats? - Yes, rats. 718 00:32:44,022 --> 00:32:46,397 White children are sleeping with rats. 719 00:32:46,429 --> 00:32:48,573 - In their room! - Don't you mean hamsters? 720 00:32:48,658 --> 00:32:50,653 Hamsters, rats... same thing. 721 00:32:50,821 --> 00:32:54,114 Listen: animals are on Earth to be eaten! 722 00:32:54,351 --> 00:32:55,792 Especially bullocks! 723 00:32:55,952 --> 00:32:57,729 I like beef. 724 00:32:58,118 --> 00:32:59,127 Me too. 725 00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:03,158 And another visitor, how cool is that. 726 00:33:03,695 --> 00:33:05,645 I'm not touching that. 727 00:33:05,673 --> 00:33:07,512 It looks like a monkey's vomit. 728 00:33:07,514 --> 00:33:08,551 You'll never change. 729 00:33:08,553 --> 00:33:10,801 - Dad, mom! - We're not staying long. 730 00:33:10,916 --> 00:33:12,164 Walk in, you. 731 00:33:12,555 --> 00:33:14,351 Keep walking. 732 00:33:15,574 --> 00:33:16,574 André? 733 00:33:16,777 --> 00:33:19,152 My husband has something to say. 734 00:33:19,996 --> 00:33:23,437 Please accept my apologies, André. 735 00:33:23,864 --> 00:33:26,739 I can't hear you. Louder. 736 00:33:27,257 --> 00:33:28,573 I... uh... 737 00:33:29,001 --> 00:33:32,668 - Come on! - Please accept my apologies, André! 738 00:33:33,038 --> 00:33:35,476 I want him down on his knees. 739 00:33:35,955 --> 00:33:37,332 Not a chance. 740 00:33:37,524 --> 00:33:38,250 Enough! 741 00:33:38,336 --> 00:33:40,268 He apologized! Now shut up! 742 00:33:49,968 --> 00:33:52,176 What's going on? 743 00:33:52,734 --> 00:33:55,067 But what is it? 744 00:34:00,510 --> 00:34:02,457 Bastard of his race, my apple tree! 745 00:34:03,306 --> 00:34:04,306 My apple tree! 746 00:34:06,100 --> 00:34:07,429 Are you nuts? 747 00:34:07,957 --> 00:34:10,750 I warned you. I don't want your apples on my territory. 748 00:34:10,856 --> 00:34:13,356 You won't. And say goodbye to the sun, too! 749 00:34:13,358 --> 00:34:15,276 What, are you threatening me? 750 00:34:16,069 --> 00:34:18,015 That's enough, I'm fed up with this! 751 00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:19,929 Come back to bed, damn you! 752 00:34:25,109 --> 00:34:27,409 We're about to eat, children. 753 00:34:27,411 --> 00:34:29,081 Okay! All right! 754 00:34:30,468 --> 00:34:33,174 ♪ The merguez with the lamb ♪ 755 00:34:33,393 --> 00:34:35,850 ♪ Merguez and lamb ♪ ♪ The merguez... ♪ 756 00:34:35,874 --> 00:34:36,987 Ah no, no, no, not that! 757 00:34:36,989 --> 00:34:38,825 You're not putting that in my barbecue? 758 00:34:38,827 --> 00:34:40,059 It'll ruin the meat. 759 00:34:40,068 --> 00:34:40,972 Here, Laure. 760 00:34:41,068 --> 00:34:44,105 Go back to the kitchen, put all the veggies in a pot, and... 761 00:34:44,425 --> 00:34:45,956 You get soup! Eh? 762 00:34:46,936 --> 00:34:48,071 You're an oaf, David. 763 00:34:48,073 --> 00:34:49,583 Yes. I know. 764 00:34:49,627 --> 00:34:52,863 It bothers me a bit to renew the vows away from my church. 765 00:34:53,324 --> 00:34:55,046 I'm more comfortable at home. 766 00:34:55,048 --> 00:34:57,852 It's like soccer: there's more pressure in an away game! 767 00:34:58,757 --> 00:35:00,340 Please, Father. 768 00:35:01,991 --> 00:35:05,574 For the Verneuil family, I will take up the challenge! 769 00:35:06,148 --> 00:35:07,023 Thank you! 770 00:35:07,025 --> 00:35:10,012 That's settled. Now, what about the menu. 771 00:35:10,046 --> 00:35:12,113 Ah, about that. I want a say in it. 772 00:35:12,650 --> 00:35:14,368 I'm gonna help David. 773 00:35:14,778 --> 00:35:17,308 We had a vote: nobody wants your salsify quiche. 774 00:35:17,395 --> 00:35:19,614 Besides, salsify makes you fart. 775 00:35:19,670 --> 00:35:21,058 It's terrible! Salsify... 776 00:35:21,507 --> 00:35:23,403 Well that's the way it is, period. 777 00:35:23,418 --> 00:35:25,141 I don't feel it, this ceremony. 778 00:35:25,352 --> 00:35:26,430 It will be an intifada. 779 00:35:26,516 --> 00:35:28,642 Let her make her salsify pie... 780 00:35:28,696 --> 00:35:31,289 All right, but it won't be on the formal menu. 781 00:35:31,291 --> 00:35:33,054 - Deal? - It's a minimum. 782 00:35:33,618 --> 00:35:36,979 We'll have a multi-ethnic meal. That way, no jealousy. 783 00:35:36,981 --> 00:35:37,804 I'm listening! 784 00:35:37,806 --> 00:35:39,004 Take me on a trip. 785 00:35:39,006 --> 00:35:42,616 Right. As an appetizer, we'll have an Israeli kémia. 786 00:35:42,986 --> 00:35:46,627 For the main course, an Ivorian attiéké with braised fish... 787 00:35:46,769 --> 00:35:49,351 Then an Algerian couscous... with chicken. 788 00:35:49,353 --> 00:35:51,127 Fish and meat, it's perfect! 789 00:35:51,453 --> 00:35:54,476 And to conclude, French cheese and a Chinese dessert. 790 00:35:54,835 --> 00:35:55,849 Problem, honey? 791 00:35:55,851 --> 00:35:58,301 No, that's all great. Nothing to complain about. 792 00:35:58,430 --> 00:35:59,729 However, Chao... 793 00:35:59,829 --> 00:36:03,348 Don't take it badly, but Chinese desserts are crap. 794 00:36:03,477 --> 00:36:04,370 Right? 795 00:36:04,660 --> 00:36:05,612 Right? 796 00:36:07,562 --> 00:36:08,562 Eh? 797 00:36:09,223 --> 00:36:09,760 Right? 798 00:36:10,493 --> 00:36:13,754 Let's vote. Who wants to eliminate the Chinese dessert? 799 00:36:16,946 --> 00:36:20,173 We could have a Chinese main dish, like basil chicken... 800 00:36:20,175 --> 00:36:21,831 and an Algerian dessert. 801 00:36:21,833 --> 00:36:24,085 Hello, diabetes! Don't take it badly, Rachid... 802 00:36:24,087 --> 00:36:26,581 but Arab desserts are all sugar, fat, and sugar. 803 00:36:26,737 --> 00:36:28,135 You never tried mouskoutchou. 804 00:36:28,137 --> 00:36:29,625 - Mouskoutchou? - Mouskoutchou. 805 00:36:29,627 --> 00:36:31,104 Hey! Why bother? 806 00:36:31,199 --> 00:36:33,691 Let's just buy 17 kg of merguez, and done! 807 00:36:33,693 --> 00:36:35,062 Why bother, David? 808 00:36:35,064 --> 00:36:36,917 Because it's their wedding anniversary! 809 00:36:36,919 --> 00:36:39,567 So we'll work our asses off to make them remember! 810 00:36:39,778 --> 00:36:40,635 You got that? 811 00:36:42,953 --> 00:36:44,898 Claude! Claude? 812 00:36:44,958 --> 00:36:47,041 I can't find him, I don't know where he is. 813 00:36:47,514 --> 00:36:48,680 Claude? 814 00:36:54,472 --> 00:36:55,655 What are you doing? 815 00:36:55,731 --> 00:36:58,523 What all untalented writers should do. 816 00:36:58,696 --> 00:37:00,495 It's not about talent. 817 00:37:00,564 --> 00:37:02,273 It's about the subject. 818 00:37:02,508 --> 00:37:05,234 When you find a good story, you'll be successful. 819 00:37:05,608 --> 00:37:07,242 Come on, come on, Balzac. 820 00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:08,708 I made you a leg of lamb. 821 00:37:08,896 --> 00:37:09,531 Come. 822 00:37:09,610 --> 00:37:12,203 - With mint sauce? - With mint sauce. 823 00:37:12,821 --> 00:37:13,578 Chow's up! 824 00:37:13,631 --> 00:37:14,726 Oh shit, my veggies! 825 00:37:14,796 --> 00:37:17,538 We still need to figure out one last thing: lodging. 826 00:37:17,540 --> 00:37:18,809 Can't they all sleep there? 827 00:37:18,811 --> 00:37:21,609 Not enough rooms. The attic is Ségo's workshop... 828 00:37:21,887 --> 00:37:23,791 We were thinking about a yurt in the garden. 829 00:37:23,793 --> 00:37:24,554 Sure! 830 00:37:24,566 --> 00:37:26,539 Wait a minute. Who will sleep there? 831 00:37:26,652 --> 00:37:28,027 One of the four couples. 832 00:37:28,029 --> 00:37:29,617 My father in a yurt, no way. 833 00:37:29,619 --> 00:37:31,997 Mine wasn't even gonna come, he would leave at once! 834 00:37:32,219 --> 00:37:34,197 He's Chinese, not Mongolian. 835 00:37:34,632 --> 00:37:38,174 You guys are squares. Sleeping in a yurt is a unique experience! 836 00:37:38,186 --> 00:37:40,815 Alright, we'll put your parents in there. Problem solved. 837 00:37:40,944 --> 00:37:43,500 Calm down. We are going to draw lots. 838 00:37:43,577 --> 00:37:46,328 There's a paper for each family in this hat. 839 00:37:46,330 --> 00:37:48,213 We need an innocent hand. 840 00:37:48,215 --> 00:37:48,958 Father? 841 00:37:50,048 --> 00:37:50,828 And hop! 842 00:37:51,015 --> 00:37:53,325 The hand of God, as Maradona said. 843 00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:58,437 - Family Koffi! - Yes! 844 00:37:59,365 --> 00:38:00,817 Oh no... 845 00:38:00,976 --> 00:38:02,875 - Full tilt, man. - No, no, no...! 846 00:38:03,285 --> 00:38:06,004 I'll let you tell your father the news... 847 00:38:15,022 --> 00:38:16,312 It's sublime. 848 00:38:16,577 --> 00:38:17,836 I think it's bling-bling. 849 00:38:17,837 --> 00:38:20,543 Don't start! Nobody asked you to come. 850 00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:22,270 - Alright... - He sure is loaded. 851 00:38:22,304 --> 00:38:23,887 Come in, this way. 852 00:38:24,351 --> 00:38:25,934 The master is coming. 853 00:38:26,426 --> 00:38:28,134 I'll go with you. 854 00:38:29,186 --> 00:38:32,629 These are all masterpieces. It's like being at MoMa. 855 00:38:33,090 --> 00:38:34,715 Impressive. 856 00:38:36,166 --> 00:38:38,458 All masterpieces. 857 00:38:38,741 --> 00:38:42,042 The sky in yellow, that's completely original. 858 00:38:50,416 --> 00:38:51,916 Nein! 859 00:38:51,918 --> 00:38:53,875 Don't touch that, you cretin! 860 00:38:53,877 --> 00:38:56,153 This piece is worth over $100,000. 861 00:38:56,217 --> 00:38:57,536 What's wrong with you, Chao? 862 00:38:57,538 --> 00:38:59,752 Are you that stupid? No touching! 863 00:38:59,754 --> 00:39:02,648 Really, Chao. This ain't the greengrocer's! 864 00:39:02,650 --> 00:39:03,934 You're embarrassing me. 865 00:39:04,696 --> 00:39:06,895 I don't know what came over me. 866 00:39:07,122 --> 00:39:08,153 No... 867 00:39:08,314 --> 00:39:11,465 No, it's on me. Please excuse my outburst. 868 00:39:12,339 --> 00:39:14,428 I regret that I called you a cretin. 869 00:39:14,545 --> 00:39:17,020 Oh please, that's all right. No harm done! 870 00:39:17,300 --> 00:39:19,542 He'll get over it I'm sure. 871 00:39:20,489 --> 00:39:23,338 This is remarkable, this Wienerschnitzel. 872 00:39:23,485 --> 00:39:26,096 It reminds me of our trip to Vienna. 873 00:39:26,265 --> 00:39:29,056 Do you remember our beautiful carriage ride? 874 00:39:29,426 --> 00:39:33,114 That was a long time ago. When he was still taking me on trips. 875 00:39:34,113 --> 00:39:35,789 Do you know Vienna, Ségolène? 876 00:39:35,945 --> 00:39:36,786 Hm. No. 877 00:39:36,938 --> 00:39:39,908 - I hear there are extraordinary museums. - Speaking of museums... 878 00:39:39,910 --> 00:39:43,487 Would you be willing to exhibit your work in New York? 879 00:39:45,348 --> 00:39:47,182 That would be my dream. 880 00:39:47,374 --> 00:39:50,932 Perfect. Then you agree to open my new gallery in SoHo? 881 00:39:51,165 --> 00:39:51,862 Uh... yes? 882 00:39:51,923 --> 00:39:53,278 Are you free in August? 883 00:39:53,734 --> 00:39:56,778 - No, no, wait. No! - Yes, I am! 884 00:39:56,824 --> 00:39:59,523 No, no, no! August is a complicated month. 885 00:39:59,617 --> 00:40:01,784 The girls are on vacation, and I'm at work... 886 00:40:01,918 --> 00:40:04,210 Well Chao, we'll work something out. 887 00:40:04,313 --> 00:40:05,605 We'll take the twins. 888 00:40:05,695 --> 00:40:07,945 - Right, Claude? - Of course! 889 00:40:08,173 --> 00:40:09,715 Come on, Chao! 890 00:40:09,843 --> 00:40:11,958 This is important for my daughter's career. 891 00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:13,668 Don't be selfish! 892 00:40:15,069 --> 00:40:17,293 What a delightful man, that Helmut. 893 00:40:17,309 --> 00:40:19,448 I've always dreamed of a son like him. 894 00:40:20,149 --> 00:40:22,358 Maybe he can get discounts on a Porsche. 895 00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:25,402 - New York, baby. - This man will change your life. 896 00:40:25,649 --> 00:40:26,816 Yes... 897 00:40:27,116 --> 00:40:28,581 My apologies. 898 00:40:28,697 --> 00:40:29,700 Business. 899 00:40:29,809 --> 00:40:34,125 To make it up to you, here's an Armagnac from 1946. 900 00:40:34,218 --> 00:40:35,323 Oh...! 901 00:40:35,624 --> 00:40:38,257 You are quite forgiven, Helmut. 902 00:40:38,359 --> 00:40:40,484 46, that's... 903 00:40:40,658 --> 00:40:42,398 (Good year!) 904 00:40:42,553 --> 00:40:44,170 Ass-kisser-in-chief... 905 00:40:45,476 --> 00:40:47,184 Chao, you're a tightwad! 906 00:40:56,863 --> 00:40:58,432 Hey, what is he doing? 907 00:40:59,968 --> 00:41:00,759 Hey! 908 00:41:00,963 --> 00:41:01,559 Hey! 909 00:41:02,427 --> 00:41:03,020 Hey... 910 00:41:03,562 --> 00:41:04,565 What's wrong with you? 911 00:41:04,699 --> 00:41:05,642 What are you doing? 912 00:41:05,714 --> 00:41:06,714 The wall! 913 00:41:06,716 --> 00:41:08,046 What do you mean, the wall? 914 00:41:08,140 --> 00:41:09,181 Who are you? 915 00:41:09,246 --> 00:41:11,737 Super Mario. He works for me. 916 00:41:12,117 --> 00:41:16,409 I don't know anything about gardening, but parsley needs sunlight, right? 917 00:41:16,609 --> 00:41:17,650 Don't do that. 918 00:41:17,820 --> 00:41:18,861 Yes, I am. 919 00:41:19,319 --> 00:41:22,543 You'll have to change herbs, Rachid. Grow some cilantro. 920 00:41:23,019 --> 00:41:24,311 Cilantro's tasty. 921 00:41:24,602 --> 00:41:26,559 I told you to leave my apple tree alone. 922 00:41:27,085 --> 00:41:28,309 Just you wait. 923 00:41:28,496 --> 00:41:29,385 Just wait! 924 00:41:29,478 --> 00:41:31,622 A 3 meter wall, that's serious! 925 00:41:31,624 --> 00:41:34,195 He's lost it. He even wants to put up barbed wire! 926 00:41:34,208 --> 00:41:35,804 I tried to stop him, he won't listen. 927 00:41:35,806 --> 00:41:37,991 Same for Rachid. They're both crazy. 928 00:41:38,368 --> 00:41:40,552 Once the ceremony is over, we'll take action. 929 00:41:40,554 --> 00:41:43,262 Girls, I have a psychopath idea. 930 00:41:43,609 --> 00:41:45,713 Our parents will arrive in a hot air balloon! 931 00:41:45,715 --> 00:41:47,507 - Ah! - Ah, that's good! 932 00:41:47,517 --> 00:41:49,497 And it's environmentally friendly. 933 00:41:49,501 --> 00:41:52,750 Just imagine, our parents landing among the guests in the yard? 934 00:41:52,752 --> 00:41:54,129 What a crazy idea. 935 00:41:54,131 --> 00:41:57,799 - This is great! - That's so beautiful! 936 00:42:01,082 --> 00:42:01,965 What the hell? 937 00:42:01,967 --> 00:42:04,648 Grandma and Grandpa's wedding is making them cuckoo. 938 00:42:04,753 --> 00:42:06,629 Grandma and Grandpa are getting married? 939 00:42:06,631 --> 00:42:08,260 Shh, it's a secret. 940 00:42:11,087 --> 00:42:13,950 We left 23 minutes ago. 941 00:42:14,312 --> 00:42:17,187 - Why the fuck should I care? - Be quiet. 942 00:42:19,305 --> 00:42:20,960 - Let go. - Stop it! 943 00:42:21,578 --> 00:42:23,661 - Let go! - Stop it! 944 00:42:36,675 --> 00:42:38,050 (Drink water!) 945 00:42:41,031 --> 00:42:42,239 (Water.) 946 00:42:58,233 --> 00:42:58,859 Yeah? 947 00:42:58,965 --> 00:43:00,403 Did you get the packages? 948 00:43:00,476 --> 00:43:01,036 Yeah. 949 00:43:01,778 --> 00:43:05,676 - All clear, for now. - Good, be careful. Love you. 950 00:43:10,725 --> 00:43:11,960 The noodles are done. 951 00:43:12,147 --> 00:43:14,414 I repeat: the noodles are done. 952 00:43:14,535 --> 00:43:16,520 Calm down. This ain't Homeland. 953 00:43:19,879 --> 00:43:22,504 Go, go, go! Take up your stations! 954 00:43:23,070 --> 00:43:24,338 Go, go, go! 955 00:43:25,623 --> 00:43:27,838 Come on, Babette! Buck up! 956 00:43:28,179 --> 00:43:30,345 - How many will there be? - 18. 957 00:43:30,418 --> 00:43:33,348 - Oh my God. - Keep it together, Babette. 958 00:43:33,519 --> 00:43:37,442 Children, are we clear? Nobody speaks and nobody moves. 959 00:43:37,467 --> 00:43:40,445 - Okay. - Are we playing hide and seek? 960 00:43:40,563 --> 00:43:41,739 Oh, my darling. 961 00:43:41,741 --> 00:43:45,825 Most importantly, persevere in your charity to each other. 962 00:43:46,105 --> 00:43:48,647 Show hospitality among yourselves. 963 00:43:48,736 --> 00:43:49,986 Without murmuring. 964 00:43:51,018 --> 00:43:52,846 It's not going to work... 965 00:43:52,938 --> 00:43:54,071 You know, he wants her. 966 00:43:54,073 --> 00:43:55,531 - The German? - Yes, the German. 967 00:43:55,533 --> 00:43:57,262 And Claude is encouraging him. 968 00:43:57,264 --> 00:43:58,081 Why is that? 969 00:43:58,082 --> 00:44:00,661 He still dreams of his daughter marrying a white man. 970 00:44:01,606 --> 00:44:02,638 You may be right. 971 00:44:02,974 --> 00:44:04,276 Still, it surprises me. 972 00:44:04,782 --> 00:44:06,278 He never could stand the Germans. 973 00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:08,512 That says a lot about what he thinks of us. 974 00:44:09,866 --> 00:44:10,377 True. 975 00:44:10,379 --> 00:44:12,127 Come on, pump it up! 976 00:44:13,290 --> 00:44:14,903 Did you tell them, about the yurt? 977 00:44:15,089 --> 00:44:15,986 Of course! 978 00:44:15,988 --> 00:44:17,139 What did your father say? 979 00:44:17,141 --> 00:44:19,099 That it would remind him of the army. 980 00:44:19,122 --> 00:44:20,898 Well done! You are so brave. 981 00:44:23,952 --> 00:44:25,528 It's gonna be the apocalypse. 982 00:44:25,712 --> 00:44:28,257 ♪ The world is thirsty ♪ 983 00:44:28,439 --> 00:44:31,731 ♪ for a little love ♪ 984 00:44:31,913 --> 00:44:34,760 ♪ Spirit of God ♪ 985 00:44:34,762 --> 00:44:37,343 ♪ come among us ♪ 986 00:44:37,415 --> 00:44:40,206 ♪ Take us away ♪ 987 00:44:40,208 --> 00:44:42,875 ♪ in your stride ♪ 988 00:44:43,009 --> 00:44:45,551 ♪ You choose us ♪ 989 00:44:45,553 --> 00:44:48,156 ♪ among the nations ♪ 990 00:44:48,242 --> 00:44:50,953 ♪ Open our hearts ♪ 991 00:44:50,955 --> 00:44:54,840 ♪ to your love ♪ 992 00:44:55,438 --> 00:44:58,291 It's the last time we're taking him to mass, Louis Armstrong. 993 00:44:58,293 --> 00:45:00,301 - Stop it! - Yeah, well... 994 00:45:04,484 --> 00:45:05,625 Look, Marie. 995 00:45:05,753 --> 00:45:07,812 Dear Helmut is here. 996 00:45:12,156 --> 00:45:14,036 I thought he was he was a protestant... 997 00:45:14,038 --> 00:45:16,726 He ticks all the right boxes. 998 00:45:17,069 --> 00:45:20,140 - What boxes? - Nothing. I know what I mean. 999 00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:24,442 Don't shush me! I'm sharing my missal with my wife. 1000 00:45:24,736 --> 00:45:26,004 I can't take this. 1001 00:45:26,153 --> 00:45:28,612 ♪ Spirit of God ♪ 1002 00:45:28,614 --> 00:45:30,917 ♪ source of life ♪ 1003 00:45:31,697 --> 00:45:33,182 10 minutes to go! 1004 00:45:35,105 --> 00:45:37,426 - Babette! - I'm sorry. 1005 00:45:39,035 --> 00:45:40,335 Done, Chao. 1006 00:45:40,718 --> 00:45:42,926 By the way, did you warn your father? 1007 00:45:42,928 --> 00:45:44,794 Of course not. Have you seen his face? 1008 00:45:44,923 --> 00:45:46,215 That's it, guys. 1009 00:45:48,163 --> 00:45:50,204 Ah! Here they are! 1010 00:45:57,078 --> 00:45:58,737 We don't have time for hugs! 1011 00:45:58,739 --> 00:46:00,424 Grab the luggage and go to the rooms! 1012 00:46:02,573 --> 00:46:04,323 - You are in here. - Ah! 1013 00:46:08,231 --> 00:46:11,127 - Wow that's heavy! Did you put dad in here? - I wish I did! 1014 00:46:13,007 --> 00:46:15,132 Oh, how beautiful! 1015 00:46:16,574 --> 00:46:19,144 - You are in the best room. - No, in here, in here! 1016 00:46:19,282 --> 00:46:20,991 (What, what, what?) 1017 00:46:21,493 --> 00:46:24,054 He really has a falsetto voice, your priest. 1018 00:46:24,056 --> 00:46:25,377 Is he a castrato? 1019 00:46:25,379 --> 00:46:28,348 How should I know? I didn't look under his cassock! 1020 00:46:28,601 --> 00:46:30,742 They are here! They are here!! 1021 00:46:30,744 --> 00:46:33,160 - They are here!!! - All in the living room!!!! 1022 00:46:35,043 --> 00:46:37,122 What the hell is that filthy thing? 1023 00:46:37,126 --> 00:46:38,713 Isn't that David's yurt? 1024 00:46:39,634 --> 00:46:41,667 Why did he put it in the garden? 1025 00:46:41,789 --> 00:46:44,437 Why did he put his yurt in the garden? 1026 00:46:45,167 --> 00:46:47,125 I'll give him yurts, David! 1027 00:46:49,211 --> 00:46:51,348 Surprise! 1028 00:46:51,492 --> 00:46:52,701 But why? 1029 00:46:54,887 --> 00:46:57,362 We want to celebrate your 40th wedding anniversary... 1030 00:46:57,364 --> 00:46:59,484 so we brought the whole family together! 1031 00:46:59,718 --> 00:47:01,632 - Oh... - What a drag. 1032 00:47:04,355 --> 00:47:06,174 Who are these people? 1033 00:47:07,046 --> 00:47:10,739 - We're going to Dad's yurt! - Yeah! 1034 00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:17,206 Hey, kids! Over here! 1035 00:47:24,430 --> 00:47:28,254 They could have warned us! I hate surprises. 1036 00:47:28,408 --> 00:47:31,910 You're so old-fashioned. It's good to have a little madness. 1037 00:47:32,132 --> 00:47:33,590 I won't last. 1038 00:47:34,194 --> 00:47:35,683 I'm warning you, Claude. 1039 00:47:35,816 --> 00:47:38,239 Don't you dare ruin my party. 1040 00:47:38,481 --> 00:47:39,356 Your party? 1041 00:47:39,648 --> 00:47:43,167 I've suffered through 40 years of marriage too, believe me! 1042 00:47:43,356 --> 00:47:44,424 Excuse me? 1043 00:47:46,528 --> 00:47:49,164 I beg your pardon. 1044 00:47:49,392 --> 00:47:52,140 I'll make an effort. I will. 1045 00:47:55,957 --> 00:47:57,165 Thank you! 1046 00:47:58,067 --> 00:48:01,536 - (You promised me!) - (But I'm thirsty!) 1047 00:48:01,639 --> 00:48:03,597 - (Drink some water!) - (Not now!) 1048 00:48:03,710 --> 00:48:05,476 I thought that was settled! 1049 00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:07,835 - (Don't worry.) - Is everything ok, Mr. Ling? 1050 00:48:07,877 --> 00:48:08,992 Excuse me... 1051 00:48:09,930 --> 00:48:11,813 Who are you? 1052 00:48:13,556 --> 00:48:15,395 - Dad! - Cheers. 1053 00:48:15,733 --> 00:48:16,973 Eh? Yes. 1054 00:48:17,752 --> 00:48:20,807 - Mom looks really happy. - Dad, not so much. 1055 00:48:21,234 --> 00:48:24,854 Don't be negative, you know he needs time to adjust. 1056 00:48:24,926 --> 00:48:26,668 I'm not negative. 1057 00:48:26,761 --> 00:48:28,803 Girls, we said no trouble. 1058 00:48:28,805 --> 00:48:30,264 Why would she say that? 1059 00:48:30,668 --> 00:48:32,647 How about a selfie for my story? 1060 00:48:32,649 --> 00:48:33,515 Sure! 1061 00:48:34,694 --> 00:48:35,567 Just so you know... 1062 00:48:35,569 --> 00:48:40,062 to post one selfie on Instagram uses as much power as 7 standard light bulbs in a day. 1063 00:48:40,085 --> 00:48:42,549 And to kill a mood, how many light bulbs? 1064 00:48:43,437 --> 00:48:44,956 So you are a musician? 1065 00:48:44,958 --> 00:48:47,117 I thought you were a retired subway driver... 1066 00:48:47,296 --> 00:48:48,879 That too, sadly. 1067 00:48:49,046 --> 00:48:50,739 - How so? - When Rachid was born, 1068 00:48:50,821 --> 00:48:53,531 I had to sacrifice my career to put food on the table. 1069 00:48:54,106 --> 00:48:57,049 So I was forced to quit music and drive a subway. 1070 00:48:57,335 --> 00:49:00,429 Gallieni to Levallois Bridge and back. For 30 years. 1071 00:49:02,035 --> 00:49:03,493 Yes, it's impressive. 1072 00:49:03,614 --> 00:49:05,082 You can't help it. 1073 00:49:05,304 --> 00:49:06,407 Wait, Rachid. 1074 00:49:06,409 --> 00:49:08,399 Is he gonna keep on blaming me for being born? 1075 00:49:08,735 --> 00:49:09,835 Come here. 1076 00:49:10,535 --> 00:49:12,870 Anyway, it's great that you're here. 1077 00:49:12,872 --> 00:49:16,796 I am an absolute fan of Arab-Andalusian music. 1078 00:49:16,962 --> 00:49:19,344 Yes, I admire Umm Kulthum a lot. 1079 00:49:19,346 --> 00:49:20,601 Yes, she loves her Kulthum. 1080 00:49:20,603 --> 00:49:22,690 That's prehistory. I do rock music. 1081 00:49:23,454 --> 00:49:25,448 Look, that was my band. 1082 00:49:25,450 --> 00:49:27,292 - Electric Hyenas. - Is that you? 1083 00:49:27,294 --> 00:49:28,661 Yes, with hair. 1084 00:49:29,090 --> 00:49:31,301 It'll be strange to see them all again here. 1085 00:49:31,399 --> 00:49:32,854 How so, "see them again?" 1086 00:49:32,856 --> 00:49:35,528 The Mechanical Hyenas are going to land here? 1087 00:49:35,530 --> 00:49:37,379 - Electric. - Whatever. 1088 00:49:37,381 --> 00:49:39,406 We'll set you on fire, Mr. Verneuil. 1089 00:49:39,516 --> 00:49:40,257 On fire? 1090 00:49:40,465 --> 00:49:41,213 Fire. 1091 00:49:41,743 --> 00:49:43,512 Great. Fire. 1092 00:49:43,593 --> 00:49:45,375 - It's a killer. - Good job, son. 1093 00:49:45,377 --> 00:49:47,120 This time dad, I'm sure of it. 1094 00:49:47,278 --> 00:49:49,098 - I'm gonna be a billionaire. - Good. 1095 00:49:49,132 --> 00:49:51,455 You can pay for my divorce. She's taking everything. 1096 00:49:51,457 --> 00:49:54,119 - But all you got left is the Skoda! - I'll take his undies too. 1097 00:49:54,121 --> 00:49:56,333 Enough. What's this about bread? 1098 00:49:56,335 --> 00:49:59,510 Your father and I have a deal. I'm taking care of everything. 1099 00:49:59,512 --> 00:50:02,398 He only takes care of the bread. But he can't even do that. 1100 00:50:02,444 --> 00:50:04,384 But your mother forgot to say... 1101 00:50:04,386 --> 00:50:05,742 in her Tunisian bad faith... 1102 00:50:05,744 --> 00:50:08,046 that she won't eat bread from the baker downstairs. 1103 00:50:08,048 --> 00:50:10,377 I have to get bread from the other side of the city. 1104 00:50:10,379 --> 00:50:13,070 3 km on foot, every morning, just for her fucking bread! 1105 00:50:13,072 --> 00:50:15,565 And your car? Why don't you take your Skoda? 1106 00:50:15,567 --> 00:50:16,718 Gas costs money. 1107 00:50:16,720 --> 00:50:18,476 What's with the bread from downstairs? 1108 00:50:18,478 --> 00:50:19,911 It's horrible. Horrible! 1109 00:50:19,913 --> 00:50:20,746 It's very good. 1110 00:50:20,748 --> 00:50:22,956 He makes the best crumb! It's just to ruin my life. 1111 00:50:22,958 --> 00:50:25,440 That's no reason to insult me. You know what he told me? 1112 00:50:25,462 --> 00:50:25,901 No... 1113 00:50:25,903 --> 00:50:26,793 He said, quote: 1114 00:50:26,918 --> 00:50:29,266 "You can shove your bread up your ass!" 1115 00:50:29,438 --> 00:50:31,368 - You said that, Dad? - Of course he did! 1116 00:50:31,442 --> 00:50:33,559 Who talks like that to his wife?! 1117 00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:35,317 - Who? - 3 km for bread! 1118 00:50:35,351 --> 00:50:37,046 Who does that to her man?! 1119 00:50:37,105 --> 00:50:39,578 And who inflicts such a shame on their son?! 1120 00:50:40,030 --> 00:50:41,390 I won't last, honey. 1121 00:50:43,710 --> 00:50:45,117 Stop that, Lucas! 1122 00:50:45,168 --> 00:50:46,549 So let me get this straight... 1123 00:50:46,551 --> 00:50:50,156 You ask me to take the whole brood to visit Chambord castle tomorrow? 1124 00:50:50,158 --> 00:50:52,276 We already got the tickets. You just drive them. 1125 00:50:52,278 --> 00:50:53,489 "Just drive them?" 1126 00:50:53,491 --> 00:50:55,953 I'm warning you, I won't go pick up the Hyenas. 1127 00:50:55,955 --> 00:50:57,754 It's out of the question! 1128 00:50:57,856 --> 00:50:59,317 What's he talking about? 1129 00:50:59,319 --> 00:51:00,476 Are you okay, Dad? 1130 00:51:04,159 --> 00:51:07,034 Uh, Charles? I think your father might be upset. 1131 00:51:07,095 --> 00:51:08,792 Laure, I'm busy with Nicolas... 1132 00:51:08,900 --> 00:51:10,609 Oh no you don't. Come here at once! 1133 00:51:10,611 --> 00:51:12,789 (This is not your room! Get out!) 1134 00:51:12,899 --> 00:51:15,348 Speak French, we're not in Beijing! 1135 00:51:15,446 --> 00:51:17,301 Calm down, André! 1136 00:51:18,375 --> 00:51:20,640 - What's going on? - Ah, the deceiver! 1137 00:51:20,642 --> 00:51:22,713 The Chinese took our room! 1138 00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:28,861 Madeleine, André? Charles has something to say to you. 1139 00:51:29,689 --> 00:51:31,129 Uh.. well... it's like this. 1140 00:51:31,131 --> 00:51:33,296 We drew lots for the rooms. 1141 00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:35,268 You two sleep in the yurt. 1142 00:51:35,348 --> 00:51:36,073 What...? 1143 00:51:36,191 --> 00:51:37,238 It's really nice. 1144 00:51:37,337 --> 00:51:39,731 You think I'm a refugee? No way. 1145 00:51:39,822 --> 00:51:41,418 I contest this draw. 1146 00:51:41,481 --> 00:51:42,512 Why? 1147 00:51:42,514 --> 00:51:44,554 How do we know it wasn't rigged? 1148 00:51:44,556 --> 00:51:46,020 The priest did it. 1149 00:51:46,514 --> 00:51:49,682 I don't trust this... this... castrato. 1150 00:51:49,767 --> 00:51:52,838 Either we redo the draw, or I'm leaving this house. 1151 00:51:52,941 --> 00:51:55,335 Oh no Koffi, don't start that again! 1152 00:51:55,337 --> 00:51:57,911 I'm warning you: there will be no stew this time! 1153 00:51:57,982 --> 00:51:59,315 What she said! 1154 00:52:00,689 --> 00:52:01,773 Enjoy the yurt. 1155 00:52:13,623 --> 00:52:14,870 Warthog! 1156 00:52:36,421 --> 00:52:38,781 Put down that hunting horn! 1157 00:52:38,783 --> 00:52:40,760 And go back to your yurt! 1158 00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:43,984 I demand that we repeat the draw! 1159 00:52:43,986 --> 00:52:46,028 - No! - (Go back to your yurt!) 1160 00:52:47,675 --> 00:52:49,199 You're asking for it! 1161 00:52:53,405 --> 00:52:56,411 You do the honors, Koffi. No argument. 1162 00:52:58,700 --> 00:53:02,789 Funny how that outfit does not fit you. Yet it's from your country! 1163 00:53:04,322 --> 00:53:05,531 Ah, sorry! 1164 00:53:07,546 --> 00:53:09,082 Ah well, "Family Koffi". 1165 00:53:09,113 --> 00:53:10,113 - Yes! - Alright... 1166 00:53:10,178 --> 00:53:11,379 Back to your yurt! 1167 00:53:11,861 --> 00:53:13,861 Dear me... 1168 00:53:14,207 --> 00:53:15,776 Good night, buddy! 1169 00:53:25,926 --> 00:53:28,215 - Can we put on some music? - Of course we can. 1170 00:53:28,217 --> 00:53:30,023 Where's that French music channel... 1171 00:53:30,025 --> 00:53:31,747 Oh no no no. Play that instead. 1172 00:53:41,095 --> 00:53:43,484 It's the 1st album of the Electric Hyenas! 1173 00:53:43,486 --> 00:53:45,276 - Were there any others? - No. 1174 00:53:45,278 --> 00:53:46,932 First and last. 1175 00:53:47,048 --> 00:53:48,048 That's good. 1176 00:53:48,246 --> 00:53:49,286 Well, I mean... 1177 00:53:50,372 --> 00:53:51,667 What a shame, huh? 1178 00:53:51,669 --> 00:53:53,360 What language do you sing in? 1179 00:53:53,616 --> 00:53:55,606 - Is it Kabyle? - No, English. 1180 00:53:56,864 --> 00:53:58,590 You don't say... 1181 00:53:58,840 --> 00:54:01,515 Oh yeah, now that you mention it... 1182 00:54:01,587 --> 00:54:04,185 Mohamed, can you tell our chauffeur... 1183 00:54:04,186 --> 00:54:06,109 that his driving style is too rough? 1184 00:54:06,110 --> 00:54:07,856 I'm gonna throw up! 1185 00:54:20,882 --> 00:54:22,187 There's nobody here. 1186 00:54:22,249 --> 00:54:26,489 Sir is in Chambord with the foreigners and Ma'am is watching the gallery. 1187 00:54:26,668 --> 00:54:27,710 Ja! 1188 00:54:41,285 --> 00:54:44,093 The bastard, he's headed for the gallery! 1189 00:54:49,559 --> 00:54:50,540 Helmut? 1190 00:54:53,609 --> 00:54:55,250 - Hello, Marie. - Hello, Helmut. 1191 00:54:55,252 --> 00:54:57,044 I'm returning this. 1192 00:54:57,259 --> 00:54:59,700 My butler found it in the entrance hall. 1193 00:55:01,462 --> 00:55:03,546 (What atrocity, it's the worst of them all!) 1194 00:55:03,711 --> 00:55:04,504 Sorry? 1195 00:55:04,934 --> 00:55:08,059 Oh, I was just wondering. That one's new, right? 1196 00:55:08,194 --> 00:55:10,070 Yes, we put it up this morning. 1197 00:55:10,071 --> 00:55:10,944 Oh, yes... 1198 00:55:12,135 --> 00:55:14,135 There are so many masterpieces... 1199 00:55:14,533 --> 00:55:17,793 - I don't know which one to buy. - You still have not decided? 1200 00:55:17,832 --> 00:55:18,999 Not yet. 1201 00:55:20,517 --> 00:55:21,968 - Actually, I have. - Ah. 1202 00:55:22,379 --> 00:55:24,073 I made my choice long ago: 1203 00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:25,476 it's you. 1204 00:55:27,841 --> 00:55:30,302 Me? What do you mean? I don't understand. 1205 00:55:30,304 --> 00:55:32,497 I don't care about the paintings, Marie. 1206 00:55:32,648 --> 00:55:34,343 Since that first day I saw you, 1207 00:55:34,368 --> 00:55:37,715 I can't sleep, I can't eat, I'm completely lost. 1208 00:55:37,829 --> 00:55:39,692 What are you talking about, Helmut? 1209 00:55:40,192 --> 00:55:42,437 - You're messing with me. - Nein, I'm serious! 1210 00:55:42,439 --> 00:55:44,424 Oh Marie, let me show you the world. 1211 00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:45,932 Helmut, I'm married! 1212 00:55:45,934 --> 00:55:48,887 This little man, with his stunted mind and his boring books? 1213 00:55:48,889 --> 00:55:50,645 Don't you dare say that. 1214 00:55:50,647 --> 00:55:53,647 You deserve better. Marie, you are a queen. 1215 00:55:53,913 --> 00:55:56,353 - You are my queen! - Come on, you are too young! 1216 00:55:56,355 --> 00:55:57,773 Age doesn't matter. 1217 00:55:58,297 --> 00:56:01,387 - Love conquers all. - But stop! 1218 00:56:07,111 --> 00:56:09,674 I'm teaching her the Viennese waltz. 1219 00:56:10,062 --> 00:56:11,296 It's a lot of fun. 1220 00:56:11,556 --> 00:56:14,266 Tiring, but I love it. Makes my head spin. 1221 00:56:14,676 --> 00:56:16,759 Anyway, I have to go. 1222 00:56:17,473 --> 00:56:21,167 Tell Ségo I'll be back. I'm still hesitating about the painting. 1223 00:56:24,327 --> 00:56:26,031 He called her "Ségo"! 1224 00:56:29,184 --> 00:56:30,320 And? Whaddya think? 1225 00:56:30,372 --> 00:56:32,726 - Magnificent! - Beautiful! 1226 00:56:32,770 --> 00:56:34,590 Not as nice as Jerusalem. 1227 00:56:34,636 --> 00:56:36,486 No comparison to the Temple Mount. 1228 00:56:36,488 --> 00:56:37,995 Where do you think you are? 1229 00:56:38,062 --> 00:56:39,734 It's biodegradable. 1230 00:56:39,907 --> 00:56:41,679 Want an orange, Momo? 1231 00:56:42,375 --> 00:56:44,793 - Do you mind if I call you Momo? - Yes. 1232 00:56:45,031 --> 00:56:46,937 Enjoy. They're from Jaffa. 1233 00:56:47,105 --> 00:56:48,627 The best in the world. 1234 00:56:49,046 --> 00:56:51,221 You have never tasted the ones from Constantine. 1235 00:56:51,326 --> 00:56:53,018 I would, but I can't. 1236 00:56:53,109 --> 00:56:55,760 Israeli citizens are forbidden from entering Algeria. 1237 00:56:55,988 --> 00:56:56,794 Dear sir. 1238 00:56:56,916 --> 00:57:00,481 Because Algerian citizens are welcome in Israel? 1239 00:57:00,543 --> 00:57:01,452 Dear sir? 1240 00:57:01,945 --> 00:57:03,527 - Shalom. - Shalom aleychem. 1241 00:57:03,552 --> 00:57:04,588 You know what? 1242 00:57:04,660 --> 00:57:07,739 Let's go visit the interior. It's breathtaking! 1243 00:57:07,994 --> 00:57:08,632 Okay? 1244 00:57:09,339 --> 00:57:10,551 Shalom aleykoum. 1245 00:57:10,840 --> 00:57:11,739 Father? 1246 00:57:11,999 --> 00:57:13,473 Yoo-hoo, Father? 1247 00:57:14,438 --> 00:57:17,112 I need to confess, I'm all torn up. 1248 00:57:17,187 --> 00:57:20,306 Maybe so, but now is not a good time. I'm late for tennis! 1249 00:57:20,332 --> 00:57:23,799 Besides, I face the abbot Mignard, and he's tough. 1250 00:57:23,894 --> 00:57:25,698 He's the Nadal of the bishopric. 1251 00:57:26,142 --> 00:57:28,144 - Come back tomorrow! - Tomorrow? 1252 00:57:29,418 --> 00:57:31,411 I hope it won't be too late. 1253 00:57:32,493 --> 00:57:35,370 Here we are in the room of Francis I, 1254 00:57:35,372 --> 00:57:37,803 inspired by the one in the 16th century. 1255 00:57:37,805 --> 00:57:40,632 ...to build the castle of Chambord to his glory. 1256 00:57:40,634 --> 00:57:42,317 Is it Marignan, 1515? 1257 00:57:42,319 --> 00:57:43,590 Exactly, Isaac. 1258 00:57:43,617 --> 00:57:45,601 - Is this the bed of Francis I? - Yes. 1259 00:57:45,603 --> 00:57:48,257 - Well it's not king size. - It's tiny, even. 1260 00:57:48,668 --> 00:57:52,510 I should say that Francis I did not stay very long in Chambord castle. 1261 00:57:52,512 --> 00:57:55,382 But he threw magnificent feasts, 1262 00:57:55,384 --> 00:57:57,643 dazzling feasts called the magni... 1263 00:57:57,645 --> 00:57:59,740 (What is he saying?) 1264 00:57:59,742 --> 00:58:00,890 Is there a problem, Dong? 1265 00:58:00,947 --> 00:58:03,546 We can't understand a thing. You are a bad guide. 1266 00:58:03,548 --> 00:58:05,804 - I beg your pardon? - Be nice to him... 1267 00:58:05,806 --> 00:58:07,268 - Claude is not a guide. - Oh? 1268 00:58:07,270 --> 00:58:09,843 I'm doing this to help, it's not for fun. 1269 00:58:09,879 --> 00:58:12,824 You mean he's not our guide? But then, who is this man? 1270 00:58:12,826 --> 00:58:16,026 Alright now listen, Dong! Enough! 1271 00:58:16,028 --> 00:58:18,049 That's it, joke's over! 1272 00:58:18,051 --> 00:58:20,917 Dong? Who says I am Dong? 1273 00:58:21,434 --> 00:58:22,945 Ding dong! 1274 00:58:23,236 --> 00:58:24,187 Ding dong! 1275 00:58:24,543 --> 00:58:25,367 Ding dong! 1276 00:58:25,369 --> 00:58:27,088 And behind you, this is... 1277 00:58:27,432 --> 00:58:28,495 - Ding dong! - Madam? 1278 00:58:28,497 --> 00:58:31,296 - Yes? - Why is there a guy in Francis' bed? 1279 00:58:32,316 --> 00:58:34,700 - No! Koffi? - Koffi, come on! 1280 00:58:34,702 --> 00:58:36,992 In the king's bed! The king's bed! 1281 00:58:37,025 --> 00:58:40,192 - Are you kidding me! - Let me sleep, Verneuil! 1282 00:58:40,194 --> 00:58:41,862 - Come on, hop! - Let me sleep! 1283 00:58:41,864 --> 00:58:44,440 I'm gonna throw him in the car trunk! 1284 00:58:44,626 --> 00:58:45,870 In the king's bed! 1285 00:58:45,877 --> 00:58:48,284 I'm known here, what do I look like now? 1286 00:58:48,445 --> 00:58:50,317 - Where is Xu? - Eh? 1287 00:58:50,447 --> 00:58:51,614 Your wife! 1288 00:58:53,618 --> 00:58:55,085 (Where did she go again?) 1289 00:58:58,909 --> 00:59:00,006 (Hey, stop that!) 1290 00:59:01,998 --> 00:59:04,554 (Stop it right now, let's go!) 1291 00:59:08,853 --> 00:59:10,687 It's not so bad in the end. 1292 00:59:10,726 --> 00:59:13,059 No deaths. No injuries. Only joy. 1293 00:59:13,082 --> 00:59:15,320 Let's not get carried away, this is only practice. 1294 00:59:15,322 --> 00:59:18,981 - The game is in two days. - David is right. We must stay vigilant. 1295 00:59:25,274 --> 00:59:28,833 - What were you doing at the gallery? - Nothing, I was just passing by. 1296 00:59:28,835 --> 00:59:31,284 Don't take me for a fool. Are you spying on me? 1297 00:59:31,418 --> 00:59:33,081 What's your problem? 1298 00:59:33,543 --> 00:59:36,546 Your story with Helmut. You think I don't get your little game? 1299 00:59:36,562 --> 00:59:39,942 You're completely delusional. Our relationship is professional. 1300 00:59:39,944 --> 00:59:43,236 Come on, wake up! You really think he's here for your paintings? 1301 00:59:43,485 --> 00:59:46,815 What are you telling me? That I have no talent? 1302 00:59:46,879 --> 00:59:50,593 - No, it's not that. - But I hate you! I hate you! 1303 00:59:50,595 --> 00:59:52,382 Out of the car. Get out! 1304 00:59:53,171 --> 00:59:56,668 Out! Oh, but I hate him... 1305 00:59:56,874 --> 00:59:59,872 - What do you mean, your teacher sucks? - Well, she sucks. 1306 01:00:00,666 --> 01:00:02,106 What are you doing, Dad? 1307 01:00:03,191 --> 01:00:05,614 I've decided to rearrange the garden. 1308 01:00:05,914 --> 01:00:09,366 Are you sure? You don't want to hire a landscaper? 1309 01:00:09,368 --> 01:00:12,536 Don't worry, honey, it's gonna be beautiful. I love you. 1310 01:00:13,526 --> 01:00:14,895 I love you too. 1311 01:00:15,217 --> 01:00:18,726 Your avocado salad with grapefruit is delicious. 1312 01:00:18,728 --> 01:00:19,989 Thank you, Moktaria. 1313 01:00:19,991 --> 01:00:23,004 - Israel grows the best avocadoes. - Oh yeah? I didn't know that. 1314 01:00:23,006 --> 01:00:26,809 - Also the best grapefruits. - Everything's better in your country, eh? 1315 01:00:27,790 --> 01:00:29,898 Of course, when I say "your" country... 1316 01:00:33,129 --> 01:00:34,250 Anybody want some wine? 1317 01:00:34,252 --> 01:00:36,643 - Me! - (Put your glass down!) 1318 01:00:42,926 --> 01:00:45,721 - You know, Israel makes a good Bordeaux. - Oh! 1319 01:00:45,723 --> 01:00:47,567 - What? - Stop it with Israel. 1320 01:00:47,679 --> 01:00:49,762 I don't know if we'll make it to dessert. 1321 01:00:49,789 --> 01:00:52,997 Not a chance. Unless we call in the UN peacekeepers. 1322 01:00:53,272 --> 01:00:55,730 Is it me, or does Xu have a drinking problem? 1323 01:00:55,732 --> 01:00:58,139 It's not you, they all have a problem! 1324 01:00:58,141 --> 01:01:01,481 They are a bunch of social cases. We can thank our sons-in-law. 1325 01:01:01,671 --> 01:01:02,516 It's hot! 1326 01:01:02,517 --> 01:01:06,392 Put it there! Of course it's hot, it comes from the oven... 1327 01:01:07,296 --> 01:01:10,023 Tell us, Claude, what's tomorrow's program? 1328 01:01:10,236 --> 01:01:12,567 I hope it's not another damn castle. 1329 01:01:12,624 --> 01:01:14,377 Don't worry, I'll pass. 1330 01:01:14,455 --> 01:01:16,914 Free time during the day, theater in the evening. 1331 01:01:17,430 --> 01:01:21,038 Theater? That's not very rock'n'roll. 1332 01:01:21,462 --> 01:01:24,273 - We're going to my son's premiere. - Is he an actor? 1333 01:01:24,275 --> 01:01:25,793 Yes, he's going to play Jesus. 1334 01:01:25,868 --> 01:01:27,160 - Jesus? - Yes. 1335 01:01:27,374 --> 01:01:29,918 - From Nazareth? - Yes. So what? 1336 01:01:31,425 --> 01:01:32,267 Well, uh... 1337 01:01:32,340 --> 01:01:33,674 Well, uh... 1338 01:01:33,932 --> 01:01:37,109 Jesus was Black! He came from Africa. 1339 01:01:37,195 --> 01:01:40,421 It says so in the Bible: "Jesus had the hair of a lamb." 1340 01:01:40,645 --> 01:01:42,323 That means "frizzy." 1341 01:01:42,480 --> 01:01:43,698 Ergo, he was Black! 1342 01:01:44,168 --> 01:01:45,020 So there. 1343 01:01:45,021 --> 01:01:49,565 Yup! And of course, all great African men have been whitewashed. 1344 01:01:49,829 --> 01:01:51,984 - Like Beethoven. - Beethoven was Black? 1345 01:01:52,126 --> 01:01:53,010 Of course he was! 1346 01:01:53,157 --> 01:01:55,987 Black Beethoven? That takes the cake. 1347 01:01:56,047 --> 01:01:57,460 And Mozart was Kabyle? 1348 01:02:03,699 --> 01:02:05,445 Is the Chinese guy amused? 1349 01:02:05,696 --> 01:02:07,125 So he understands French? 1350 01:02:07,242 --> 01:02:09,825 That's good. Maybe he speaks it, too? 1351 01:02:09,968 --> 01:02:14,070 Because since he arrived, I haven't heard him speak. 1352 01:02:14,566 --> 01:02:16,656 Shut your trap, you jerk! 1353 01:02:16,663 --> 01:02:19,842 Now we've heard him. Clear as day. 1354 01:02:19,991 --> 01:02:20,784 You...! 1355 01:02:21,300 --> 01:02:24,117 Go suck a pangolin egg! 1356 01:02:25,916 --> 01:02:28,054 When you act like a crab, 1357 01:02:28,285 --> 01:02:29,731 you are eaten with noise. 1358 01:02:29,733 --> 01:02:32,789 What's that? What does that even mean? 1359 01:02:32,791 --> 01:02:36,792 It means, that I am going to slaughter you with much uproar! 1360 01:02:40,491 --> 01:02:41,491 Stop it! 1361 01:02:41,586 --> 01:02:43,198 Stop it! 1362 01:02:43,335 --> 01:02:44,901 I can't take it anymore. 1363 01:02:45,024 --> 01:02:48,687 - I'm tired. I'm going to bed. - Don't leave me with this bunch! 1364 01:02:48,689 --> 01:02:50,698 I'm tired of you too! 1365 01:02:52,059 --> 01:02:54,417 Come, Madeleine. To the yurt! 1366 01:02:57,324 --> 01:02:58,449 Rachid? 1367 01:03:00,108 --> 01:03:00,963 Rachid? 1368 01:03:01,039 --> 01:03:03,093 - Yes, my dear? - Aren't you coming to bed? 1369 01:03:03,153 --> 01:03:05,276 I'll just finish and be right over. I love you. 1370 01:03:05,278 --> 01:03:07,364 I love you too, but that's not the point! 1371 01:03:22,095 --> 01:03:23,807 What now again? 1372 01:03:24,345 --> 01:03:25,637 Ah, Babette. 1373 01:03:25,819 --> 01:03:30,565 If it's the Electric Hyenas, tell them they got the wrong town. 1374 01:03:33,165 --> 01:03:36,023 Alright, I'll take care of it. You go to bed. 1375 01:03:36,566 --> 01:03:38,024 What a heifer. 1376 01:03:39,775 --> 01:03:42,359 Ségolène? What's wrong, honey? 1377 01:03:42,361 --> 01:03:45,411 It's Chao, Dad. I can't take it anymore. 1378 01:03:45,413 --> 01:03:47,028 I need to take a break. 1379 01:03:47,030 --> 01:03:50,015 That's terrific... I mean, what tragic news! 1380 01:03:50,150 --> 01:03:52,882 Can I sleep at home, Dad? 1381 01:03:52,906 --> 01:03:54,875 Of course, honey! Calm down. 1382 01:03:54,877 --> 01:03:58,044 Tell me everything. What's going on? 1383 01:03:58,072 --> 01:03:59,948 A mixed marriage is all very fine. 1384 01:04:00,087 --> 01:04:03,070 It's attractive, that novelty, the exoticism. 1385 01:04:03,105 --> 01:04:05,292 But when the honeymoon is over... 1386 01:04:05,757 --> 01:04:09,562 cultural differences deepen a gap of misunderstanding. 1387 01:04:09,610 --> 01:04:11,387 It's just a break, Dad. 1388 01:04:11,532 --> 01:04:14,028 - I still love Chao. - But of course you do. 1389 01:04:14,176 --> 01:04:16,504 I love him too, everybody loves Chao! 1390 01:04:16,569 --> 01:04:20,871 But you have to think of yourself first. Your career, your show, New York. 1391 01:04:21,100 --> 01:04:22,065 Helmut... 1392 01:04:22,323 --> 01:04:23,354 Why Helmut? 1393 01:04:23,387 --> 01:04:27,956 Yes, Helmut! It's a priceless opportunity to have met this man. 1394 01:04:28,043 --> 01:04:30,890 Come on, he's great, isn't he? 1395 01:04:31,118 --> 01:04:33,421 Yeah, that's not the point. 1396 01:04:33,538 --> 01:04:36,945 But it is! Circumstances create opportunities. 1397 01:04:37,085 --> 01:04:40,820 A stroke of luck like that does not happen twice, believe me. 1398 01:04:43,741 --> 01:04:45,206 Sleep over it, honey. 1399 01:04:47,087 --> 01:04:48,167 Thanks, Dad! 1400 01:04:56,603 --> 01:04:59,395 ♪ Ich liebe dich... ♪ 1401 01:05:02,457 --> 01:05:05,124 Marie! Marie? 1402 01:05:05,322 --> 01:05:08,375 Marie! Marie! 1403 01:05:08,601 --> 01:05:10,976 - Yes? - The Chinese is cooked! 1404 01:05:11,048 --> 01:05:13,247 - What Chinese? - Our Chinese! Chao! 1405 01:05:13,249 --> 01:05:16,601 From what Ségolène says, she will leave him soon! 1406 01:05:16,649 --> 01:05:17,921 And that makes you happy? 1407 01:05:18,063 --> 01:05:20,778 It means that the way is clear for Helmut. 1408 01:05:20,879 --> 01:05:22,296 - Helmut? - Yes, Helmut! 1409 01:05:22,298 --> 01:05:26,718 We'll have him for dinner with Ségolène. You have to strike while the iron is hot! 1410 01:05:26,968 --> 01:05:28,421 You are mistaken, Claude. 1411 01:05:29,078 --> 01:05:30,534 Helmut loves another. 1412 01:05:33,351 --> 01:05:36,835 A woman who is... shall we say, more mature. 1413 01:05:36,960 --> 01:05:39,838 But... her heart has already been taken for a long time. 1414 01:05:40,246 --> 01:05:41,469 What do you mean? 1415 01:05:41,471 --> 01:05:44,133 Helmut is crazy about Ségolène, it's perfectly obvious! 1416 01:05:44,374 --> 01:05:46,792 What the hell would he want with a crone? 1417 01:05:47,114 --> 01:05:49,882 Helmut with a crone... what a load of rubbish! 1418 01:05:52,859 --> 01:05:55,348 Know what the crone says? Get stuffed. 1419 01:06:08,226 --> 01:06:09,465 What's that? 1420 01:06:15,194 --> 01:06:16,651 What is... 1421 01:06:18,249 --> 01:06:20,911 What's that thing? A mole? 1422 01:06:22,718 --> 01:06:24,575 No, An Arab! 1423 01:06:26,298 --> 01:06:27,132 Yeah. 1424 01:06:27,376 --> 01:06:30,659 - Ooh! - Well done, children! 1425 01:06:30,661 --> 01:06:33,018 That was perfect, we're good! 1426 01:06:33,024 --> 01:06:34,315 Uh, hello? Please? 1427 01:06:34,317 --> 01:06:36,102 Can you untie me? I can't feel my arms. 1428 01:06:36,104 --> 01:06:37,692 Oh, sorry, Charles. 1429 01:06:37,694 --> 01:06:40,715 And Charles? What's with the 17 invitations to the premiere? 1430 01:06:40,725 --> 01:06:42,765 - It's family. - Yes, well, yes. 1431 01:06:42,816 --> 01:06:45,153 I know we're subsidized, but still... 1432 01:06:45,196 --> 01:06:46,945 Assuming we'll even open. 1433 01:06:46,947 --> 01:06:51,129 A bunch of Catholic fundamentalists are talking about blocking the entrance. 1434 01:06:51,267 --> 01:06:53,385 Awesome! That's great publicity. 1435 01:06:53,471 --> 01:06:55,967 Yeah, well, they threaten to kill Charles. 1436 01:06:55,969 --> 01:06:57,011 Even better! 1437 01:06:57,452 --> 01:07:00,575 In that case, maybe I should play Judas? 1438 01:07:00,577 --> 01:07:02,601 Are you kidding? 6 hours before the opening? 1439 01:07:02,603 --> 01:07:05,748 - We both know the lines by heart. - Charles, I already play three parts. 1440 01:07:05,750 --> 01:07:08,606 Charles, you always complain about the lack of roles for Blacks. 1441 01:07:08,608 --> 01:07:11,875 Judas is a great role! I'm risking my life here. 1442 01:07:11,877 --> 01:07:14,142 You don't risk a thing. All we can expect are... 1443 01:07:14,144 --> 01:07:16,353 a nettled priest and three Catholic families. 1444 01:07:16,368 --> 01:07:19,492 - It's not ISIS out there. - Yes, of course not. 1445 01:07:19,494 --> 01:07:21,789 It's going to be a huge success. 1446 01:07:22,812 --> 01:07:25,895 - They have gone completely crazy. - We don't know what to do anymore. 1447 01:07:25,897 --> 01:07:27,522 Look at this horror. 1448 01:07:27,524 --> 01:07:29,627 David built this because of an apple. 1449 01:07:29,629 --> 01:07:32,747 And in retaliation, Rachid dug a tunnel to our house. 1450 01:07:34,101 --> 01:07:36,434 - Rachid? - No, it's David! 1451 01:07:36,577 --> 01:07:38,539 What are you doing in a hole, son? 1452 01:07:39,275 --> 01:07:41,192 I'm setting a mole trap. 1453 01:07:41,359 --> 01:07:43,122 Rachid, is that how I raised you? 1454 01:07:43,310 --> 01:07:43,778 Okay. 1455 01:07:43,933 --> 01:07:47,809 So far, there are no victims. But where is this headed, David? 1456 01:07:48,124 --> 01:07:50,668 - You'll burn down his house? - I didn't think of that, mom. 1457 01:07:50,712 --> 01:07:52,346 You think it's funny, David? 1458 01:07:52,395 --> 01:07:55,057 Your father is right. Look at you. 1459 01:07:55,059 --> 01:07:58,742 You are brothers-in-law and neighbors. You love each other, right? 1460 01:07:59,387 --> 01:08:00,643 Right, David? 1461 01:08:02,254 --> 01:08:02,953 Yes. 1462 01:08:03,178 --> 01:08:04,219 Rachid... 1463 01:08:05,251 --> 01:08:07,578 Rachid? Answer to Mrs. Benichou. 1464 01:08:07,921 --> 01:08:08,921 Rachid? 1465 01:08:10,241 --> 01:08:13,750 Alright. I agree to make peace if you tear down your wall. 1466 01:08:14,834 --> 01:08:18,004 - You won't touch my apple tree again? - I promise. 1467 01:08:19,587 --> 01:08:20,987 For me, it's okay. 1468 01:08:21,077 --> 01:08:22,442 There, you see! 1469 01:08:23,212 --> 01:08:26,062 - Now it's your turn to make peace. - Come on, David. 1470 01:08:26,249 --> 01:08:27,796 Mohamed and I get along well. 1471 01:08:27,952 --> 01:08:30,817 Even if we have some small geopolitical disagreements. 1472 01:08:30,857 --> 01:08:32,514 "Small disagreements?" 1473 01:08:32,642 --> 01:08:34,984 No, no, no. I'm talking about you and Mom. 1474 01:08:35,152 --> 01:08:36,465 You have 48 hours. 1475 01:08:36,601 --> 01:08:39,085 Or I'm never going to Israel anymore. 1476 01:08:39,874 --> 01:08:41,359 Into my arms, brother. 1477 01:08:41,436 --> 01:08:43,936 Because I love you. You know that I love you. 1478 01:08:44,134 --> 01:08:45,541 I love you too. 1479 01:08:46,199 --> 01:08:48,706 ♪ Jesus ♪ 1480 01:08:48,871 --> 01:08:52,411 ♪ the fruit of your womb ♪ 1481 01:08:53,680 --> 01:08:55,999 This is weird. They should have been here an hour ago. 1482 01:08:56,001 --> 01:08:57,734 Well children, it's a flop. 1483 01:08:57,861 --> 01:09:01,286 It's not your fault, it's the protest. People get scared. 1484 01:09:01,308 --> 01:09:03,112 Fortunately I have 17 guests. 1485 01:09:03,994 --> 01:09:05,728 Jesus, we love you! 1486 01:09:07,223 --> 01:09:09,054 I'm gonna punch them. 1487 01:09:09,056 --> 01:09:11,442 Calm down, Koffi. Let's not make things worse. 1488 01:09:11,444 --> 01:09:13,984 - I'll get them...! - Come on, come here. 1489 01:09:13,986 --> 01:09:15,573 This is ridiculous! 1490 01:09:15,984 --> 01:09:17,157 This is blasphemy! 1491 01:09:17,159 --> 01:09:18,291 JESUS WAS BLOND 1492 01:09:31,730 --> 01:09:33,626 Behold, we go up to Jerusalem; 1493 01:09:33,720 --> 01:09:36,481 - He's beautiful, isn't he? - Yes, magnificent! 1494 01:09:36,500 --> 01:09:38,296 ...shall be delivered unto the priests. 1495 01:09:38,298 --> 01:09:41,201 And they shall mock him, and shall scourge him, and shall kill him. 1496 01:09:41,203 --> 01:09:42,909 Ridiculous, I don't buy it. 1497 01:09:42,911 --> 01:09:45,293 - And the third day He shall rise again. - Stop it. 1498 01:09:46,220 --> 01:09:49,227 - How long does this story last? - 3 hours 12 minutes. 1499 01:09:49,244 --> 01:09:51,343 I asked around, it's a nightmare. 1500 01:09:51,426 --> 01:09:54,171 Take up thy bed, and walk! 1501 01:10:00,074 --> 01:10:02,377 I have never seen anything like this! 1502 01:10:02,655 --> 01:10:04,059 It's a miracle! 1503 01:10:04,345 --> 01:10:05,909 A miracle! 1504 01:10:06,342 --> 01:10:08,270 Bravo! Bravo! 1505 01:10:08,399 --> 01:10:09,309 Sit down! 1506 01:10:10,627 --> 01:10:12,536 He scared me...! 1507 01:10:12,842 --> 01:10:13,744 Lord... 1508 01:10:13,827 --> 01:10:16,215 if thou wilt, thou canst make me clean. 1509 01:10:16,480 --> 01:10:17,427 I will. 1510 01:10:17,429 --> 01:10:21,440 I chargeth you to tell no man: but go, and shew thyself to the priest 1511 01:10:21,622 --> 01:10:26,333 and offer for thy cleansing, according as Moses commanded, for a testimony unto them. 1512 01:10:38,094 --> 01:10:41,114 I am on the balcony. Join me during the entr'acte. 1513 01:10:41,199 --> 01:10:42,768 Insufferable... 1514 01:10:49,132 --> 01:10:50,315 I gotta pee! 1515 01:10:50,474 --> 01:10:53,601 Okay, Jesus was not Norwegian. But to make Him a Gabonese... 1516 01:10:53,603 --> 01:10:56,559 Who is Gabonese? We are Ivorians. 1517 01:10:56,586 --> 01:10:59,083 Oh yes yes yes! Did I say "Gabonese"? 1518 01:10:59,402 --> 01:11:01,601 Oh, I'm hot... 1519 01:11:02,574 --> 01:11:04,914 Stop tormenting me, I'm losing my mind. 1520 01:11:04,916 --> 01:11:07,312 Shh... Don't say anything and listen to me. 1521 01:11:08,624 --> 01:11:12,221 Tomorrow morning I will be waiting for you on the banks of the Loire. 1522 01:11:12,382 --> 01:11:14,083 - But why? - To take you away! 1523 01:11:14,085 --> 01:11:17,718 Together, we will fly like two lovebirds to Bayreuth. 1524 01:11:17,720 --> 01:11:21,049 We will listen to Wagner and make love all night. 1525 01:11:22,358 --> 01:11:25,562 You are crazy! I am renewing my wedding vows tomorrow! 1526 01:11:25,564 --> 01:11:26,203 Nein! 1527 01:11:26,327 --> 01:11:28,721 You're not going to make the same mistake twice? 1528 01:11:28,731 --> 01:11:30,458 Forget that little man. 1529 01:11:30,525 --> 01:11:33,049 Marie... You are an adventuress, you are... 1530 01:11:33,166 --> 01:11:34,682 You are a Valkyrie! 1531 01:11:34,765 --> 01:11:36,973 - Me, a Valkyrie? - Ja! 1532 01:11:38,110 --> 01:11:39,309 I must go! 1533 01:11:39,780 --> 01:11:40,971 Til the morrow! 1534 01:11:42,306 --> 01:11:43,437 But what about you? 1535 01:11:43,522 --> 01:11:45,109 Whom say ye that I am? 1536 01:11:45,483 --> 01:11:47,984 Thou art the Christ, the Son of the living God. 1537 01:11:48,195 --> 01:11:49,218 Thou art Peter. 1538 01:11:49,429 --> 01:11:52,194 And upon this rock I will build my church. 1539 01:11:54,684 --> 01:11:57,742 I will give unto thee the keys of the kingdom of heaven. And Paul? 1540 01:11:57,835 --> 01:11:59,234 He's throwing chips...? 1541 01:11:59,288 --> 01:12:00,778 Yes, Paul! 1542 01:12:01,399 --> 01:12:02,622 Move on! 1543 01:12:04,874 --> 01:12:06,229 Only 22 minutes left. 1544 01:12:11,504 --> 01:12:12,504 Get up. 1545 01:12:23,718 --> 01:12:27,093 - It's all over in 15 seconds. - Alright, I got it! 1546 01:12:27,300 --> 01:12:28,171 Father... 1547 01:12:28,605 --> 01:12:29,963 into Thy hands... 1548 01:12:30,125 --> 01:12:31,838 I commend my spirit. 1549 01:12:34,348 --> 01:12:36,370 Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! 1550 01:12:38,031 --> 01:12:39,534 - Is it over? - Yes. 1551 01:12:39,819 --> 01:12:41,676 Well done, darling! 1552 01:12:51,679 --> 01:12:55,851 The truth about Jesus is finally restored. This is an epic day. 1553 01:12:55,948 --> 01:12:57,180 Stop! Stop! 1554 01:12:57,181 --> 01:13:00,179 - Stop...! - What! What is it now? 1555 01:13:00,236 --> 01:13:02,893 Don't tell me you lost your wife again! 1556 01:13:03,231 --> 01:13:03,921 I did. 1557 01:13:10,163 --> 01:13:12,125 - Ballon de Côtes. - Côtes-du-Rhône? 1558 01:13:12,203 --> 01:13:16,333 Yes, ballon de Côtes, with charcuterie and French cheese. 1559 01:13:16,524 --> 01:13:17,367 Very well, ma'am. 1560 01:13:17,405 --> 01:13:20,321 Google says: 6 bars still open. 1561 01:13:20,379 --> 01:13:21,932 This ain't Tel-Aviv by night! 1562 01:13:21,952 --> 01:13:23,713 Yes, thank you, Isaac. 1563 01:13:23,757 --> 01:13:26,932 Three are south of the church, three are north of it. 1564 01:13:26,934 --> 01:13:29,393 For the record, that's a cathedral. 1565 01:13:29,484 --> 01:13:30,534 We make two teams. 1566 01:13:30,745 --> 01:13:33,445 Women go south. Men go north. 1567 01:13:33,613 --> 01:13:34,363 (Follow me!) 1568 01:13:34,491 --> 01:13:34,903 Go! 1569 01:13:35,193 --> 01:13:36,687 Eh? What did he say? 1570 01:13:36,738 --> 01:13:38,653 Why is he always speaking Chinese? 1571 01:13:38,687 --> 01:13:40,708 You sure? South is that way! 1572 01:13:42,210 --> 01:13:42,918 Not here. 1573 01:13:43,092 --> 01:13:43,651 (Go!) 1574 01:13:43,941 --> 01:13:45,687 Well zo, zo... 1575 01:13:47,320 --> 01:13:48,885 More ballon de Côtes! 1576 01:13:49,014 --> 01:13:51,320 - And more charcuterie? - Yes, charcuterie! 1577 01:13:51,491 --> 01:13:53,635 There she is! Yoo hoo! 1578 01:13:53,680 --> 01:13:55,570 Hey! My friends! 1579 01:13:56,446 --> 01:13:58,924 - Let's go in. - Drinks for everyone! 1580 01:13:59,101 --> 01:14:00,534 No, she's not here. 1581 01:14:00,644 --> 01:14:02,520 There is only one place left: The Bubble. 1582 01:14:02,535 --> 01:14:04,648 - The Bubble? - Bubble? What bubble? 1583 01:14:04,902 --> 01:14:05,950 The Bubble. 1584 01:14:08,590 --> 01:14:11,958 Another flask of Côtes. With charcuterie, obviously. 1585 01:14:15,848 --> 01:14:19,293 - My husband. What does he want? - Tell him to go to bed. 1586 01:14:20,886 --> 01:14:22,359 Alright, we found Xu! 1587 01:14:23,796 --> 01:14:24,679 Is she okay? 1588 01:14:24,681 --> 01:14:27,039 She's on fire! So are we, right, girls? 1589 01:14:27,041 --> 01:14:28,278 Yeah...! 1590 01:14:29,223 --> 01:14:30,625 - Are you buzzed? - What? 1591 01:14:30,725 --> 01:14:31,588 So what? 1592 01:14:31,634 --> 01:14:33,085 We're on our way. Where are you? 1593 01:14:33,087 --> 01:14:34,190 Up your ass! 1594 01:14:35,759 --> 01:14:37,729 Sarah, give me the address at once! 1595 01:14:37,730 --> 01:14:38,229 Never! 1596 01:14:38,231 --> 01:14:39,854 We don't want to see you 1597 01:14:39,856 --> 01:14:41,314 They are hammered! 1598 01:14:41,395 --> 01:14:43,528 - They don't want us to find them! - Gimme that. 1599 01:14:43,624 --> 01:14:45,531 It's Claude. Let me speak to my wife. 1600 01:14:45,533 --> 01:14:48,408 Good evening, Claude. Alright, here's Marie. 1601 01:14:48,564 --> 01:14:50,020 Marie? Marie...? 1602 01:14:50,022 --> 01:14:51,820 What's all this about? 1603 01:14:51,822 --> 01:14:54,534 You heard my friend. We don't want to see you! 1604 01:14:54,536 --> 01:14:55,606 Yeah...! 1605 01:14:55,671 --> 01:14:57,210 My God, are you drunk? 1606 01:14:57,259 --> 01:14:59,301 What if I am? I do as I please! 1607 01:14:59,960 --> 01:15:01,210 Tonight, I celebrate 1608 01:15:01,212 --> 01:15:03,543 my old hen party! 1609 01:15:03,545 --> 01:15:04,836 Yeah...! 1610 01:15:06,962 --> 01:15:08,039 Bravo, Dong! 1611 01:15:08,223 --> 01:15:12,523 Your misbehaving wife has led ours down the tragic path of alcoholism! 1612 01:15:12,525 --> 01:15:14,924 Hey, hey! Nobody forced them. 1613 01:15:14,926 --> 01:15:16,184 How do you say in France? 1614 01:15:16,262 --> 01:15:17,554 "To each their own shit." 1615 01:15:17,556 --> 01:15:20,036 Watch your language. How dare you say "shit"... 1616 01:15:20,038 --> 01:15:21,114 You are rude! 1617 01:15:22,288 --> 01:15:24,268 We are not going to argue over our dames! 1618 01:15:24,270 --> 01:15:26,661 He's right! We can go party too. 1619 01:15:27,558 --> 01:15:30,793 Yes. We have to celebrate your stag party. 1620 01:15:30,821 --> 01:15:32,992 I'm past the age for a nūbah! 1621 01:15:33,063 --> 01:15:33,958 But you must! 1622 01:15:34,046 --> 01:15:37,215 You must dance! Hey guys: we party nūbah or not? 1623 01:15:37,371 --> 01:15:39,329 - I say nūbah. - Nūbah! 1624 01:15:39,331 --> 01:15:41,346 - Come on, nūbah. - Nūbah! 1625 01:15:41,348 --> 01:15:42,166 Nūbah! 1626 01:15:42,278 --> 01:15:44,609 Nūbah, but not late. 1627 01:15:44,837 --> 01:15:46,715 ♪ Nūbah, but not late! ♪ 1628 01:15:46,816 --> 01:15:48,578 ♪ Nūbah, but not late! ♪ 1629 01:15:48,705 --> 01:15:50,289 ♪ Nūbah, but not late! ♪ 1630 01:15:50,484 --> 01:15:52,484 ♪ Nūbah, but not late! ♪ 1631 01:15:54,493 --> 01:15:55,946 Enjoy the night. 1632 01:15:56,481 --> 01:15:57,856 Wait a little bit. 1633 01:15:58,007 --> 01:16:00,125 I hope they play rock music. 1634 01:16:00,188 --> 01:16:03,448 - There's young blood there. - A change from our old bags. 1635 01:16:03,640 --> 01:16:06,653 Speak for yourselves! I am very satisfied with my wife. 1636 01:16:06,724 --> 01:16:09,432 Same here. No need for this vulgarity. 1637 01:16:09,488 --> 01:16:11,432 Oh stop it, you killjoys. 1638 01:16:11,609 --> 01:16:13,520 Are we here to party, yes or no? 1639 01:16:14,102 --> 01:16:15,276 Good evening, gentlemen. 1640 01:16:15,528 --> 01:16:17,536 We only accept only accompanied men. 1641 01:16:17,587 --> 01:16:19,792 But he's having a bachelor party. 1642 01:16:19,794 --> 01:16:22,406 Don't insist. You don't fit our clients' profile. 1643 01:16:22,415 --> 01:16:24,290 - What's wrong with our profile? - Yes? 1644 01:16:24,292 --> 01:16:26,406 - Our skin tone? - Our religion? 1645 01:16:26,415 --> 01:16:28,362 Black, Arab, Jew, Chinese, not good? 1646 01:16:28,364 --> 01:16:32,260 Watch it! Racial discrimination is punishable by a heavy fine. 1647 01:16:32,277 --> 01:16:33,887 Even jail time. 1648 01:16:34,644 --> 01:16:36,333 - I'm going to film this. - Yeah. 1649 01:16:36,430 --> 01:16:38,687 - Enjoy the night, go ahead. - Enjoy the night? 1650 01:16:38,689 --> 01:16:41,335 (It's not that, brother. You understand.) 1651 01:16:41,348 --> 01:16:42,890 (This is a youth club.) 1652 01:16:42,938 --> 01:16:44,953 (You're going to kill the mood.) 1653 01:16:45,043 --> 01:16:47,661 Exactly! You're way past the expiration date. 1654 01:16:47,680 --> 01:16:50,815 Oooh, that's still discrimination. This is ageism! 1655 01:16:50,817 --> 01:16:53,823 It will go badly for you. I'm the prosecutor's personal friend. 1656 01:16:53,825 --> 01:16:56,335 - Rotten luck, my chum. Keep filming! - Get rid of them. 1657 01:16:56,337 --> 01:16:59,351 - What? - You, West Indies, stay back! 1658 01:17:01,876 --> 01:17:03,436 I'm calling the police! 1659 01:17:06,750 --> 01:17:09,007 Hit him in the neck! The neck! 1660 01:17:10,664 --> 01:17:12,049 What did your father say? 1661 01:17:12,172 --> 01:17:14,867 When he saw Mohamed, he said: "That's an Algerian?" 1662 01:17:15,173 --> 01:17:17,067 "He looks like Travolta's brother." 1663 01:17:19,788 --> 01:17:22,012 - Hey, how about a change of scenery? - Eh? 1664 01:17:22,136 --> 01:17:24,620 - There's nothing going on here. - And where are we going? 1665 01:17:24,687 --> 01:17:27,312 - I feel like dancing. - Yes, let's dance! 1666 01:17:27,314 --> 01:17:28,504 Good idea! 1667 01:17:28,528 --> 01:17:31,385 I'm warning you, I am a personal friend of the prosecutor! 1668 01:17:31,387 --> 01:17:32,972 Get in there! In there, now! 1669 01:17:32,973 --> 01:17:34,393 Sleep off your wine! 1670 01:17:34,423 --> 01:17:37,578 We didn't even drink anything, there was no time! 1671 01:17:37,580 --> 01:17:39,156 - Get in there! - Stop it! 1672 01:17:39,237 --> 01:17:40,609 We didn't drink! 1673 01:17:40,928 --> 01:17:43,722 Hey, easy! Are you locking us in? 1674 01:17:51,061 --> 01:17:52,573 What now again? 1675 01:17:54,834 --> 01:17:57,468 They all escaped from a nursing home or something? 1676 01:17:59,223 --> 01:18:01,960 - Should we let them in? - Yes, we let them in. 1677 01:18:07,728 --> 01:18:09,424 Ladies, what do you want to drink? 1678 01:18:09,426 --> 01:18:11,416 Ballon de Côtes with charcuterie! 1679 01:18:11,418 --> 01:18:14,367 - What? - No, Xu, I got this. 1680 01:18:14,369 --> 01:18:16,531 Vodka-champagne for everybody! 1681 01:18:16,533 --> 01:18:17,765 Yeah...! 1682 01:18:17,884 --> 01:18:19,859 - But dry. - Yes, dry! 1683 01:18:19,861 --> 01:18:22,236 - With peanuts. - And olives. 1684 01:18:33,962 --> 01:18:34,906 Me too! 1685 01:19:05,470 --> 01:19:06,887 You okay, Marie? 1686 01:19:07,496 --> 01:19:10,208 Yes, yes. It's that music... 1687 01:19:10,296 --> 01:19:13,213 Let me take care of it. Yes? Alright? 1688 01:19:18,195 --> 01:19:20,668 Can you change the music, please? 1689 01:19:20,725 --> 01:19:21,921 What's it gonna be? 1690 01:19:22,102 --> 01:19:23,570 Frank Sinatra? Adamo? 1691 01:19:23,590 --> 01:19:24,706 Adamo, yes, I love it. 1692 01:19:24,777 --> 01:19:27,049 - Is he African? - Italo-Belgian. 1693 01:19:27,238 --> 01:19:29,000 Damn, they don't get it. 1694 01:19:29,015 --> 01:19:32,327 Take your evening elsewhere, ladies! This is a nightclub, not a tea dance. 1695 01:19:32,329 --> 01:19:32,820 Huh? 1696 01:19:33,074 --> 01:19:35,653 - How about Zumba? - Good idea, Madeleine. 1697 01:19:35,655 --> 01:19:37,536 It will bring back memories. 1698 01:19:37,538 --> 01:19:40,237 Zumba doesn't exist anymore. You need to get up to speed. 1699 01:19:40,267 --> 01:19:41,250 Zumba, now! 1700 01:19:41,251 --> 01:19:43,520 Grannies, don't break my balls. I'm working! 1701 01:19:50,126 --> 01:19:52,687 - Put on zumba right now! - Do it! 1702 01:19:53,579 --> 01:19:55,679 Come quickly, we have a problem. 1703 01:19:55,775 --> 01:19:57,828 - The five grannies? - How do you know? 1704 01:20:01,970 --> 01:20:03,973 Hey, geezers? We brought you some chicks. 1705 01:20:05,204 --> 01:20:06,916 Ladies... No, no! 1706 01:20:06,918 --> 01:20:08,395 - Why are you here? - And you? 1707 01:20:08,397 --> 01:20:10,593 We were discriminated against. 1708 01:20:10,595 --> 01:20:12,002 Same here! 1709 01:20:12,004 --> 01:20:14,041 (Where have you been?) 1710 01:20:15,926 --> 01:20:18,668 Calm down! Let's not make it worse! 1711 01:20:18,767 --> 01:20:21,866 - (We searched for you all evening!) - Sarah! Sarah! 1712 01:20:28,274 --> 01:20:31,252 - What have we all done to the good Lord? - I don't know. 1713 01:20:31,797 --> 01:20:33,057 I don't know. 1714 01:20:34,858 --> 01:20:37,715 Hello, hello. Get up, you scum. Up! 1715 01:20:37,987 --> 01:20:39,083 Everybody up! 1716 01:20:39,796 --> 01:20:41,757 Come on let's go, let's go! 1717 01:20:41,759 --> 01:20:44,634 The prosecutor must have intervened. I knew it. 1718 01:21:05,645 --> 01:21:08,127 Time for a quick nap. The balloon leaves in four hours. 1719 01:21:08,129 --> 01:21:13,275 Oh, the balloon...! How could they have done such a... thing... 1720 01:21:23,782 --> 01:21:24,984 - Mom? - Huh? 1721 01:21:25,085 --> 01:21:27,539 Have you... have you heard from Helmut? 1722 01:21:27,611 --> 01:21:28,778 Helmut? 1723 01:21:28,874 --> 01:21:31,448 - No, why? - He doesn't reply to my messages. 1724 01:21:31,478 --> 01:21:33,831 - Maybe Chao was right. - What do you mean? 1725 01:21:33,988 --> 01:21:36,377 He was more interested in me than in my work. 1726 01:21:36,540 --> 01:21:38,812 Oh no. You're imagining things. 1727 01:21:38,964 --> 01:21:40,031 I have to go, honey. 1728 01:21:40,032 --> 01:21:41,773 - We'll talk later, ok? - Sure. 1729 01:21:43,183 --> 01:21:44,541 Thanks, Mom. 1730 01:22:04,180 --> 01:22:06,168 My Valkyrie, I knew you would come. 1731 01:22:06,170 --> 01:22:07,765 I came to say farewell, Helmut. 1732 01:22:07,767 --> 01:22:08,593 Farewell? 1733 01:22:10,382 --> 01:22:13,036 This word quivers in me like a poisoned arrow. 1734 01:22:13,827 --> 01:22:15,687 I will throw myself into the Loire! 1735 01:22:15,689 --> 01:22:19,364 Don't be silly. The Loire is a dangerous river! 1736 01:22:20,742 --> 01:22:22,098 Understand me, Helmut. 1737 01:22:22,356 --> 01:22:24,723 In another life, I would have gone with you. 1738 01:22:24,817 --> 01:22:26,025 But now it's too late. 1739 01:22:26,082 --> 01:22:27,882 I can't live without my family. 1740 01:22:27,947 --> 01:22:30,239 I do not forbid you to see your loved ones again! 1741 01:22:30,273 --> 01:22:32,296 They are all welcome in my castle! 1742 01:22:32,359 --> 01:22:36,182 But that includes my husband. He's part of my family too, you know! 1743 01:22:37,996 --> 01:22:39,565 Farewell, Helmut. 1744 01:22:40,301 --> 01:22:41,127 Nein! 1745 01:22:41,758 --> 01:22:43,239 You're scaring me. 1746 01:22:44,213 --> 01:22:45,325 Nein! 1747 01:22:45,976 --> 01:22:46,996 Nein! 1748 01:22:47,207 --> 01:22:48,713 Nein! 1749 01:22:50,234 --> 01:22:51,976 No, not that! Not... 1750 01:22:52,098 --> 01:22:53,802 Get up, Claude, it's time! 1751 01:22:54,146 --> 01:22:56,031 - You're set already? - Well yes. 1752 01:22:56,150 --> 01:22:57,473 I'm ready. Come on! 1753 01:22:57,567 --> 01:23:00,335 - Come on! Come on, let's go. - Yes... 1754 01:23:00,433 --> 01:23:02,070 Next, the parasols... 1755 01:23:02,280 --> 01:23:04,299 - Four, five, that's it. - To the right! 1756 01:23:04,597 --> 01:23:07,612 - And the candles? - The candles go with the flowers. 1757 01:23:07,673 --> 01:23:09,676 What's that foul smell? 1758 01:23:09,808 --> 01:23:12,433 Laure is preparing a giant salsify quiche. 1759 01:23:12,483 --> 01:23:14,409 - We'll give it to Koffi. - Are you ready? 1760 01:23:14,501 --> 01:23:15,501 For your big day? 1761 01:23:15,503 --> 01:23:17,382 - I'm all excited. - And you, Dad? 1762 01:23:17,484 --> 01:23:20,051 Send for your sisters, to say a final goodbye. 1763 01:23:20,134 --> 01:23:21,823 Dad, it's perfectly safe. 1764 01:23:21,825 --> 01:23:24,479 The pilot is a former colonel of the air force. 1765 01:23:24,481 --> 01:23:26,700 We checked the statistics on internet: 1766 01:23:26,709 --> 01:23:29,835 there's only one accident for every 2235 balloon landings. 1767 01:23:29,852 --> 01:23:32,377 - That's nothing. - Why don't you do it, then! 1768 01:23:34,117 --> 01:23:37,786 I think it's wildly romantic. Thank you, girls! Thank you! 1769 01:23:56,889 --> 01:23:59,945 That can't be our pilot, he has only one arm... 1770 01:23:59,983 --> 01:24:01,778 Must be his assistant. 1771 01:24:01,959 --> 01:24:03,020 His assistant? 1772 01:24:03,150 --> 01:24:05,307 Colonel Jean-Raymond Girard. Nice to meet you. 1773 01:24:05,309 --> 01:24:06,476 Nice to meet you. 1774 01:24:06,486 --> 01:24:10,125 First, my congratulations. For your renewal of vows. 1775 01:24:12,126 --> 01:24:13,898 Ready for the big adventure? 1776 01:24:14,504 --> 01:24:17,215 - Yes, well... - Yes, well... 1777 01:24:17,314 --> 01:24:19,127 Is it my arm you're worried about? 1778 01:24:19,129 --> 01:24:22,096 - Oh no, not at all. - That is to say... 1779 01:24:22,340 --> 01:24:24,049 - Is that a war wound? - No... 1780 01:24:24,051 --> 01:24:25,518 Lawn mower accident. 1781 01:24:25,540 --> 01:24:29,018 But with my mouth and my feet, it's like I have eight hands. 1782 01:24:29,108 --> 01:24:31,289 In the field, they call me the octopus. 1783 01:24:31,996 --> 01:24:33,026 - Nice... - Ah... 1784 01:24:33,163 --> 01:24:35,051 In that case, let's do it! 1785 01:24:35,125 --> 01:24:35,734 Let's go! 1786 01:24:35,736 --> 01:24:37,346 - So you're by yourself? - Yep. 1787 01:24:37,348 --> 01:24:40,715 My friend! I'm so glad to see you. 1788 01:24:40,850 --> 01:24:44,472 Is this Dad's band? You never did like his music. 1789 01:24:44,523 --> 01:24:46,721 You know, me and rock-n-roll... 1790 01:24:47,046 --> 01:24:48,671 I prefer Berber music. 1791 01:24:48,688 --> 01:24:52,161 Remember how I used to sing A vava inouva to help you fall sleep? 1792 01:24:52,316 --> 01:24:54,234 Of course mom. Of course. 1793 01:25:08,792 --> 01:25:10,500 - Wow. - It's marvellous. 1794 01:25:10,502 --> 01:25:12,799 I admit, it was worth it! 1795 01:25:12,918 --> 01:25:15,054 - Champagne? - Ah... 1796 01:25:20,520 --> 01:25:21,872 Ah, that's clever. 1797 01:25:21,911 --> 01:25:23,020 The octopus! 1798 01:25:23,183 --> 01:25:25,270 - Help yourself. - Here you go. 1799 01:25:25,324 --> 01:25:26,539 - Octopus... - Thank you. 1800 01:25:26,541 --> 01:25:28,541 - Here's to you, darling. - Cheers. 1801 01:25:33,671 --> 01:25:35,002 Isn't that Helmut's car? 1802 01:25:35,093 --> 01:25:36,634 - It's Helmut, isn't it? - Yes. 1803 01:25:36,636 --> 01:25:37,781 Helmut! 1804 01:25:37,793 --> 01:25:40,062 Yoo-hoo! Helmut! 1805 01:25:40,360 --> 01:25:42,762 He can't hear you at this altitude. 1806 01:25:42,900 --> 01:25:45,218 Yes thank you, Colonel. Thank you. 1807 01:25:45,236 --> 01:25:46,593 Let us wait a week... 1808 01:25:46,595 --> 01:25:48,992 - to have that dinner with Ségolène. - Yes... 1809 01:25:52,230 --> 01:25:54,390 - Ja? - Yes, hello Helmut. 1810 01:25:54,587 --> 01:25:56,786 Stop harassing me, Ségolène! 1811 01:25:57,199 --> 01:26:00,356 Uh... I apologize for being pushy, but I need to know whether... 1812 01:26:00,358 --> 01:26:01,492 you made your choice. 1813 01:26:01,494 --> 01:26:03,037 You see, there are other people... 1814 01:26:03,039 --> 01:26:04,691 interested in my paintings... 1815 01:26:04,693 --> 01:26:07,710 Sell to them! Anyway I'll never buy your crap. 1816 01:26:08,207 --> 01:26:08,874 What's that? 1817 01:26:09,032 --> 01:26:11,648 You are the worst artist I have ever met. 1818 01:26:11,878 --> 01:26:15,406 A word of advice: stop painting, you are wasting your time. 1819 01:26:18,608 --> 01:26:19,333 Oh, Ségo. 1820 01:26:19,446 --> 01:26:21,101 Listen, I wanted to say... 1821 01:26:21,282 --> 01:26:23,921 I regret my words. You are a great artist... 1822 01:26:24,335 --> 01:26:24,887 What? 1823 01:26:27,157 --> 01:26:28,387 What did I say? 1824 01:26:29,051 --> 01:26:31,648 I did nothing, I said nothing! 1825 01:26:40,671 --> 01:26:41,460 Shit! 1826 01:26:42,447 --> 01:26:44,784 That's it? You signed the peace treaty? 1827 01:26:44,867 --> 01:26:46,546 We found a solution about the bread. 1828 01:26:46,598 --> 01:26:48,581 You'll eat the bread from downstairs? 1829 01:26:48,583 --> 01:26:49,828 No. Never. 1830 01:26:50,911 --> 01:26:53,401 So Dad, you'll keep doing 3 km on foot every day. 1831 01:26:53,403 --> 01:26:55,281 - Nope. - What's the solution then? 1832 01:26:55,351 --> 01:26:56,515 No more bread. 1833 01:26:57,238 --> 01:26:59,581 My God, we Jews are complicated. 1834 01:26:59,616 --> 01:27:00,960 Ya rabbi! 1835 01:27:15,883 --> 01:27:18,734 - Who can dance to this? - Not me, that's for sure. 1836 01:27:18,822 --> 01:27:21,168 Koffi! Charles! Come here! 1837 01:27:21,170 --> 01:27:23,463 Viviane and Nicole have arrived! 1838 01:27:28,171 --> 01:27:29,171 Hey! 1839 01:27:29,523 --> 01:27:32,112 - Nicole is not here? - She's scared of you, Dad. 1840 01:27:32,370 --> 01:27:34,877 - Why? - Because I didn't come alone. 1841 01:27:35,131 --> 01:27:36,117 Ramesh? 1842 01:27:36,657 --> 01:27:38,179 Ramesh Koffi. 1843 01:27:39,726 --> 01:27:41,083 Ramesh Koffi. 1844 01:27:41,311 --> 01:27:44,039 - Say hello to your new family. - (Hello.) 1845 01:27:44,210 --> 01:27:47,106 - He doesn't speak French. - A Hindu in the family. 1846 01:27:47,270 --> 01:27:48,750 That takes the cake. 1847 01:27:48,942 --> 01:27:50,629 So your trip to India... 1848 01:27:50,715 --> 01:27:52,262 was to buy a child? 1849 01:27:52,291 --> 01:27:55,703 We didn't buy a child. Ramesh is an orphan so we adopted him. 1850 01:27:56,869 --> 01:27:59,359 Ramesh. Come, my darling. 1851 01:28:00,363 --> 01:28:03,596 - I'm your grandma. - And I'm Uncle Charles. 1852 01:28:03,921 --> 01:28:05,203 And I'm your gramps. 1853 01:28:05,270 --> 01:28:08,153 And he likes to eat alloco, like a real Ivorian. 1854 01:28:09,152 --> 01:28:11,517 Look at his eyes, he looks like gramps. 1855 01:28:12,993 --> 01:28:15,493 - You recognize that little bench there? - Of course I do. 1856 01:28:15,520 --> 01:28:17,799 We kissed there for the first time. 1857 01:28:17,870 --> 01:28:21,031 Oh no, darling. You refused to kiss me there. 1858 01:28:21,074 --> 01:28:22,366 - Did I refuse? - Yes. 1859 01:28:22,556 --> 01:28:26,067 Six times! I had to wait for our seventh date... 1860 01:28:26,100 --> 01:28:29,093 It's still where we kissed for the first time. 1861 01:28:29,650 --> 01:28:30,401 Marie? 1862 01:28:30,601 --> 01:28:33,192 I had planned a surprise for our anniversary. 1863 01:28:33,257 --> 01:28:37,674 Our daughters put my project in jeopardy, I had to change the plane tickets... anyway. 1864 01:28:37,788 --> 01:28:39,018 We are still going. 1865 01:28:39,230 --> 01:28:40,403 To Venice. 1866 01:28:40,642 --> 01:28:44,911 The hotel of our honeymoon still exists, I reserved the most beautiful room. 1867 01:28:46,184 --> 01:28:48,010 We land in 5 minutes. 1868 01:28:48,126 --> 01:28:50,213 Yes thank you, Colonel. 1869 01:28:51,957 --> 01:28:52,957 Watch out! 1870 01:28:54,762 --> 01:28:57,176 Damn! She's back with Chao! 1871 01:28:57,266 --> 01:29:00,891 - It's better this way. - Still waiting for my first divorce. 1872 01:29:00,989 --> 01:29:02,489 No, I'm kidding. 1873 01:29:02,585 --> 01:29:04,534 - Or else Odile? - Odile? 1874 01:29:04,632 --> 01:29:06,838 - Odile with Helmut, it could work. - No... 1875 01:29:06,840 --> 01:29:09,643 I have nothing against David, but he is so vulgar. 1876 01:29:09,679 --> 01:29:11,671 - You're tough. - Oh, tough... 1877 01:29:11,777 --> 01:29:13,512 - Do you need a hand? - No, no. 1878 01:29:13,528 --> 01:29:14,570 Doing ok? 1879 01:29:14,571 --> 01:29:16,625 - Just fine. - Are we going down? 1880 01:29:16,719 --> 01:29:17,898 Go ahead then. 1881 01:29:20,149 --> 01:29:21,976 Look, there they are! 1882 01:29:25,085 --> 01:29:26,126 Hey! 1883 01:29:27,515 --> 01:29:30,176 - They are all here. - Our house is beautiful. 1884 01:29:30,395 --> 01:29:31,588 Oh, yes. 1885 01:29:31,705 --> 01:29:34,843 - Landing in 30 seconds. - Yes thank you, Colonel. 1886 01:29:39,080 --> 01:29:41,247 Well done, girls. It's a total success. 1887 01:29:42,457 --> 01:29:44,718 No, I still burnt my salsify quiche. 1888 01:29:45,058 --> 01:29:47,786 That's what I said: a total success. 1889 01:29:47,950 --> 01:29:48,781 Totally. 1890 01:29:51,615 --> 01:29:53,937 - Grandpa! Grandma! - Yeah! 1891 01:29:55,000 --> 01:29:57,000 You're so handsome! 1892 01:29:57,384 --> 01:29:57,984 Claude! 1893 01:29:58,164 --> 01:30:00,492 Do you want to renew your commitment to Marie... 1894 01:30:00,493 --> 01:30:01,976 and continue your life together? 1895 01:30:02,011 --> 01:30:03,666 Depends, how long is the lease? 1896 01:30:05,797 --> 01:30:07,256 Just kidding. 1897 01:30:07,516 --> 01:30:09,585 You know, it's bound to be shorter. 1898 01:30:10,952 --> 01:30:11,752 Oh. Yes... 1899 01:30:12,324 --> 01:30:13,284 Just kidding. 1900 01:30:13,455 --> 01:30:16,732 - Very funny. - A bit shorter is fine. 1901 01:30:16,827 --> 01:30:17,843 - It is? - Yes. 1902 01:30:18,040 --> 01:30:20,374 I love Claude with all my heart, but... 1903 01:30:20,587 --> 01:30:22,286 but he's no sinecure. 1904 01:30:22,577 --> 01:30:24,127 Seriously, now. 1905 01:30:24,428 --> 01:30:28,619 It's nice to marry at 20, but you don't know what you're getting into. 1906 01:30:28,691 --> 01:30:30,348 However to renew one's vows... 1907 01:30:30,579 --> 01:30:33,671 after 40 years of living together, in full knowledge of the facts... 1908 01:30:35,110 --> 01:30:37,159 that's real love! So yes, Marie. 1909 01:30:37,236 --> 01:30:38,854 I accept to be united with you, 1910 01:30:38,856 --> 01:30:40,176 ad vitam æternam. 1911 01:30:40,210 --> 01:30:41,692 Me too, Claude! 1912 01:30:42,086 --> 01:30:43,372 Nein! 1913 01:30:45,157 --> 01:30:47,442 Put an end to this masquerade! 1914 01:30:47,582 --> 01:30:50,588 - What's the matter, Helmut? - Shut up, you arrogant frog...! 1915 01:30:50,663 --> 01:30:51,721 Beg pardon? 1916 01:30:51,855 --> 01:30:54,409 Come with me, Marie. There is still time to run away! 1917 01:30:54,837 --> 01:30:56,442 I swear that nothing happened. 1918 01:30:56,483 --> 01:30:59,054 Oh I see! The crone, that was you? 1919 01:30:59,056 --> 01:31:01,729 - Oh please, Claude. - You bastard! 1920 01:31:02,812 --> 01:31:04,317 What's wrong with you? 1921 01:31:04,854 --> 01:31:07,184 What does that Visigoth want from me? 1922 01:31:07,492 --> 01:31:09,039 Hit him in the neck! 1923 01:31:09,212 --> 01:31:10,804 Thank you, my sons-in-law. 1924 01:31:10,879 --> 01:31:12,604 Marie...! 1925 01:31:13,053 --> 01:31:14,476 Marie... 1926 01:31:15,106 --> 01:31:16,106 Helmut? 1927 01:31:16,767 --> 01:31:18,679 You owe me an explanation. 1928 01:31:18,711 --> 01:31:21,745 I didn't want to worry you. This lunatic has kept harassing me. 1929 01:31:21,762 --> 01:31:23,340 I should have known. 1930 01:31:23,892 --> 01:31:27,307 Those Germans, you can never trust them trust them completely. 1931 01:31:27,436 --> 01:31:29,815 This is exactly their back-stabbing politics. 1932 01:31:38,962 --> 01:31:40,932 What a find, these Electric Hyenas... 1933 01:31:47,925 --> 01:31:49,550 ♪ Have love ♪ 1934 01:31:50,460 --> 01:31:52,793 ♪ Oh, baby, will travel ♪ 1935 01:31:54,202 --> 01:31:56,632 ♪ I have love ♪ 1936 01:31:57,905 --> 01:32:00,863 ♪ Oh, baby, will travel ♪ 1937 01:32:02,214 --> 01:32:04,440 ♪ I said if you need loving... ♪ 1938 01:32:04,465 --> 01:32:05,964 A bit tired those Hyenas, eh? 1939 01:32:05,966 --> 01:32:09,627 They hold their ground pretty well. Dad thinks he's at the Stade de France. 1940 01:32:10,020 --> 01:32:13,049 Your father, yes. But the bass player is deceased, brother! 1941 01:32:15,171 --> 01:32:18,501 - To your health, Claude. - To your health, Dong. 1942 01:32:19,910 --> 01:32:22,364 So, how's that book about De Gaulle doing? 1943 01:32:22,398 --> 01:32:23,218 I put it aside. 1944 01:32:23,352 --> 01:32:26,234 I found another topic. I want to write about the family... 1945 01:32:26,510 --> 01:32:27,620 about my family. 1946 01:32:27,813 --> 01:32:30,166 The Verneuil family, vast subject. 1947 01:32:30,438 --> 01:32:32,531 No pun intended, but that's a colorful story! 1948 01:32:36,100 --> 01:32:37,308 Excellent, yes. 1949 01:32:38,082 --> 01:32:39,421 - Verneuil? - Yes? 1950 01:32:39,504 --> 01:32:43,195 - Will I be in your book too? - Of course, Koffi. 1951 01:32:43,306 --> 01:32:45,476 It will be right on target! 1952 01:32:49,895 --> 01:32:51,228 And now... 1953 01:32:51,230 --> 01:32:54,208 I want to dedicate my next song to my son Rachid. 1954 01:32:54,301 --> 01:32:56,356 To his son! That's great. 1955 01:33:10,465 --> 01:33:12,921 ♪ I haven't always found the words ♪ 1956 01:33:13,254 --> 01:33:16,007 ♪ To cradle your childhood dreams ♪ 1957 01:33:16,139 --> 01:33:19,416 ♪ Together we became wise ♪ 1958 01:33:21,808 --> 01:33:24,872 ♪ From good points to double zero ♪ 1959 01:33:24,985 --> 01:33:28,010 ♪ Paralyzed by so much love ♪ 1960 01:33:28,082 --> 01:33:32,415 ♪ We tame each other day by day ♪ 1961 01:33:39,309 --> 01:33:42,406 ♪ I never knew how to find the gestures ♪ 1962 01:33:42,516 --> 01:33:45,372 ♪ That could heal your wounds ♪ 1963 01:33:45,538 --> 01:33:49,254 ♪ Guide your steps to the future ♪ 1964 01:33:50,504 --> 01:33:53,637 ♪ And all our distress signals ♪ 1965 01:33:53,722 --> 01:33:56,596 ♪ Say, how could they I ever face ♪ 1966 01:33:56,879 --> 01:34:00,679 ♪ Caught between the fire and ice ♪ 1967 01:34:00,837 --> 01:34:07,012 ♪ Beyond our differences ♪ 1968 01:34:07,168 --> 01:34:10,754 ♪ The rantings and the rush of blood ♪ 1969 01:34:10,814 --> 01:34:18,359 ♪ By exchanging our silences ♪ 1970 01:34:18,741 --> 01:34:22,262 ♪ Now that we are face to face ♪ 1971 01:34:22,382 --> 01:34:30,307 ♪ We look alike, blood for blood ♪ 1972 01:34:30,626 --> 01:34:33,885 ♪ Now that we are face to face ♪ 1973 01:34:33,969 --> 01:34:39,957 ♪ We look alike, blood for blood ♪ 1974 01:34:40,121 --> 01:34:43,496 {\an3}In memory of Morvan, Milo and Hervé 1975 01:34:50,093 --> 01:34:53,218 ♪ And if both of our hearts ♪ 1976 01:34:53,301 --> 01:34:56,257 ♪ Would beat together still in time ♪ 1977 01:34:56,345 --> 01:35:00,276 ♪ The lines of our hands mingle on ♪ 1978 01:35:01,847 --> 01:35:04,473 ♪ You send me back, like a mirror ♪ 1979 01:35:04,770 --> 01:35:07,921 ♪ All my doubts and all my laughs ♪ 1980 01:35:08,011 --> 01:35:12,075 ♪ The promise of another future ♪ 1981 01:35:24,913 --> 01:35:27,851 ♪ It doesn't matter if life threatens ♪ 1982 01:35:27,944 --> 01:35:31,109 ♪ What remains of us that's innocent ♪ 1983 01:35:31,188 --> 01:35:34,723 ♪ Since we understand each other now ♪ 1984 01:35:36,734 --> 01:35:39,567 ♪ Little by little the pain fades away ♪ 1985 01:35:39,647 --> 01:35:42,502 ♪ Leaving barely a trace ♪ 1986 01:35:42,614 --> 01:35:46,197 ♪ A small offense, as time passes ♪ 1987 01:35:46,317 --> 01:35:52,406 ♪ Beyond our differences ♪ 1988 01:35:52,665 --> 01:35:56,065 ♪ The rantings and the rush of blood ♪ 1989 01:35:56,156 --> 01:36:04,002 ♪ By exchanging our silences ♪ 1990 01:36:04,304 --> 01:36:07,862 ♪ Now that we are face to face ♪ 1991 01:36:07,936 --> 01:36:15,406 ♪ We look alike, blood for blood ♪ 1992 01:36:15,824 --> 01:36:19,366 ♪ Now that we're face to face ♪ 1993 01:36:19,532 --> 01:36:27,198 ♪ We look alike, blood for blood ♪ 1994 01:36:27,429 --> 01:36:30,992 ♪ Now that we're face to face ♪ 1995 01:36:31,062 --> 01:36:37,734 ♪ We look alike, blood for blood... ♪ 1996 01:36:43,626 --> 01:36:48,247 ♪ Both of us, blood for blood ♪ 1997 01:36:49,374 --> 01:36:53,854 ♪ Both of us, blood for blood ♪ 1998 01:36:55,266 --> 01:36:58,489 ♪ Both of us... ♪ 145017