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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,500 --> 00:00:03,060 (bell ringing) 2 00:00:03,070 --> 00:00:04,370 ♪ When I wake up in the morning ♪ 3 00:00:04,370 --> 00:00:05,870 ♪ And the alarm gets out a warning ♪ 4 00:00:05,870 --> 00:00:08,900 ♪ I don't think I'll ever make it on time ♪ 5 00:00:08,910 --> 00:00:10,410 ♪ By the time I grab my books ♪ 6 00:00:10,410 --> 00:00:11,970 ♪ And I give myself a look ♪ 7 00:00:11,980 --> 00:00:15,410 ♪ I'm at the corner just in time to see the bus fly by ♪ 8 00:00:15,410 --> 00:00:20,420 ♪ It's all right 'cause I'm saved by the bell ♪ 9 00:00:21,320 --> 00:00:22,580 ♪ If the teacher pops a test ♪ 10 00:00:22,590 --> 00:00:24,150 ♪ I know I'll never pass ♪ 11 00:00:24,150 --> 00:00:27,260 ♪ And my dog ate all my homework last night ♪ 12 00:00:27,260 --> 00:00:30,060 ♪ Riding low in my chair ♪ She won't know that I'm there ♪ 13 00:00:30,060 --> 00:00:33,760 ♪ If I can hand it in tomorrow it'll be all right ♪ 14 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:38,730 ♪ It's all right 'cause I'm saved by the bell ♪ 15 00:00:52,150 --> 00:00:55,080 ♪ It's all right 'cause I'm saved by the ♪ 16 00:00:55,090 --> 00:00:58,290 ♪ It's all the right 'cause I'm saved by the ♪ 17 00:00:58,290 --> 00:01:03,120 ♪ It's all right 'cause I'm saved by the bell ♪ 18 00:01:06,230 --> 00:01:08,800 (upbeat music) 19 00:01:17,170 --> 00:01:18,440 - All right, Lisa. 20 00:01:18,440 --> 00:01:20,310 Let's practice for the academic bowl. 21 00:01:20,310 --> 00:01:21,540 First question. 22 00:01:21,550 --> 00:01:23,640 What's the zip code of northern Zimbabwe? 23 00:01:24,850 --> 00:01:25,680 - 90210? 24 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:29,280 - (imitates buzzer) Wrong answer. 25 00:01:29,290 --> 00:01:31,320 That would be Zimbabwe Hills. 26 00:01:31,320 --> 00:01:33,190 - What kind of a stupid question is that? 27 00:01:33,190 --> 00:01:34,760 - Lisa, you've gotta know everything. 28 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:37,160 This is the academic bowl, not Wheel of Fortune. 29 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:42,330 - Hey, guys, guess where Slater and I are going on Friday? 30 00:01:42,330 --> 00:01:43,600 Give you a hint. 31 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:44,900 It's big and white, and you need a lift ticket 32 00:01:44,900 --> 00:01:46,470 to get to the top. 33 00:01:46,470 --> 00:01:49,600 - The Matterhorn at Disneyland? 34 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:52,170 - No, doofus, we're going skiing at Big Bear Mountain. 35 00:01:52,180 --> 00:01:53,440 - Yeah. - It's winter break, 36 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:55,110 and the slopes will be packed with ski bunnies. 37 00:01:55,110 --> 00:01:57,610 - Ouch. - Wow, bunnies and bears. 38 00:01:57,610 --> 00:01:58,410 Can I go? 39 00:01:59,850 --> 00:02:00,720 - Take him, Zack. 40 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:02,120 Maybe he'll get eaten by a bear. 41 00:02:03,150 --> 00:02:04,750 - Hey, Screech, carry my skis. 42 00:02:05,890 --> 00:02:07,320 - Hey, wait a minute. 43 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:08,920 How are you guys gonna cut school without Belding knowing? 44 00:02:08,930 --> 00:02:12,290 - Lisa, you are talking to Zack Morris. 45 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:14,300 Getting out of school is my middle name. 46 00:02:15,700 --> 00:02:18,270 - How are we gettin' out of school? 47 00:02:18,270 --> 00:02:19,130 - I have no idea. 48 00:02:20,900 --> 00:02:22,440 - Here you go, Screech. 49 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:25,910 Orange juice, extra pulp, oatmeal lumpy, 50 00:02:25,910 --> 00:02:27,480 and scrambled eggs, runny. 51 00:02:28,810 --> 00:02:31,350 - Hey, you forgot my burnt toast. 52 00:02:31,350 --> 00:02:33,150 - Don't push it, little man. 53 00:02:33,150 --> 00:02:35,220 Can I get you guys something? - Yes, another waitress. 54 00:02:35,220 --> 00:02:36,150 You're rude! 55 00:02:39,060 --> 00:02:40,050 - So how do you like filling in for Kelly 56 00:02:40,060 --> 00:02:41,560 while she's away? 57 00:02:41,560 --> 00:02:44,130 - Well, I hate wearing this demeaning, sexist uniform, 58 00:02:44,130 --> 00:02:45,960 but the tips are great. 59 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:47,200 - Jessie, how are you gonna practice 60 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:49,030 for the academic bowl and still work? 61 00:02:49,030 --> 00:02:49,830 - Are you kidding? 62 00:02:49,830 --> 00:02:51,330 Ask me anything. 63 00:02:51,330 --> 00:02:55,470 - Okay, smarty, what's the zip code of northern Zimbabwe? 64 00:02:55,470 --> 00:02:57,770 - Easy, KR137X. 65 00:02:57,770 --> 00:02:59,570 I've got toast burning, bye. 66 00:03:01,780 --> 00:03:04,110 - Smart chick, lousy attitude. 67 00:03:04,110 --> 00:03:05,150 - Wish she had the answer for getting 68 00:03:05,150 --> 00:03:07,050 out of school on Friday. 69 00:03:07,050 --> 00:03:09,380 - Too bad the teacher's contract talks are going so well. 70 00:03:09,390 --> 00:03:11,990 If there's a strike, we won't be able to go to school. 71 00:03:13,790 --> 00:03:16,760 - Sometimes the biggest dorks have the best ideas. 72 00:03:19,230 --> 00:03:22,060 - Mr. Tuttle, all these demands seem reasonable. 73 00:03:22,070 --> 00:03:27,070 Salary hike, better hours, larger lunch portions. 74 00:03:28,510 --> 00:03:31,210 - Well, that would be a personal favor, of course. 75 00:03:31,210 --> 00:03:32,470 - Of course. 76 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:34,680 Now, Mr. Tuttle, I want you to spread the word. 77 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:36,610 Nick Belding is on the teacher's team. 78 00:03:36,610 --> 00:03:38,110 He doesn't want a strike. 79 00:03:38,110 --> 00:03:41,650 Solidarity, brother. - Solidarity, brother. 80 00:03:41,650 --> 00:03:42,620 - All right. 81 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:50,890 - Hey, ready for your interview for the school paper, Mr. B? 82 00:03:50,890 --> 00:03:52,090 - Interview? - Yes, 83 00:03:52,100 --> 00:03:53,390 don't you remember, sir? 84 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:55,000 Every year before the academic bowl, 85 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:57,000 you provide a few inspirational comments 86 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:58,230 for the school paper. 87 00:03:58,240 --> 00:03:59,670 - Well, sure. 88 00:03:59,670 --> 00:04:01,370 - And we'll turn those comments into a teacher's strike. 89 00:04:02,670 --> 00:04:04,310 - What was that? - Just a sound check. 90 00:04:04,310 --> 00:04:05,770 - Sounds good, Zack. - Okay. 91 00:04:06,940 --> 00:04:10,310 Now, Mr. Belding, Bayside's academic team 92 00:04:10,310 --> 00:04:11,980 is winless in bowl competitions. 93 00:04:11,980 --> 00:04:14,420 Does this losing tradition concern you? 94 00:04:16,250 --> 00:04:17,450 - Heck no. 95 00:04:20,020 --> 00:04:23,420 - Sir, we need a little more inspiration. 96 00:04:25,230 --> 00:04:27,060 - We are going to crush them. 97 00:04:27,060 --> 00:04:30,630 Spineless jellyfish never put up much of a fight. 98 00:04:30,630 --> 00:04:32,870 How's that? - Perfect, Mr. B. 99 00:04:32,870 --> 00:04:35,340 - Just one more thing, Valley's principal 100 00:04:35,340 --> 00:04:36,570 says you're over the hill. 101 00:04:36,570 --> 00:04:38,510 Now, what do you think about that? 102 00:04:38,510 --> 00:04:40,140 - That incompetent bozo. 103 00:04:40,140 --> 00:04:43,010 He should've been fired years ago. 104 00:04:43,010 --> 00:04:44,550 - Did you get all that, Slater? 105 00:04:44,550 --> 00:04:45,850 - Every last word. 106 00:04:48,150 --> 00:04:49,620 - Remember, people. 107 00:04:49,620 --> 00:04:53,490 Be confident, be quick, and most of all, be correct. 108 00:04:53,490 --> 00:04:54,820 Ready? - Ready! 109 00:04:54,820 --> 00:04:56,290 - Okay. 110 00:04:56,290 --> 00:04:58,890 Name the city that was once called New Amsterdam. 111 00:04:58,900 --> 00:05:00,460 (buzzer buzzing) - New York. 112 00:05:00,460 --> 00:05:01,730 - Correct. 113 00:05:01,730 --> 00:05:04,470 Captain John Smith was said to have been saved 114 00:05:04,470 --> 00:05:05,470 by what-- (buzzer buzzing) 115 00:05:05,470 --> 00:05:06,730 - Pocahontas. 116 00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:09,040 - Correct. 117 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:11,210 Who was the first person to walk-- 118 00:05:11,210 --> 00:05:14,070 (buzzer buzzing) - Neil Armstrong. 119 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:15,380 - On the moon? 120 00:05:15,380 --> 00:05:16,980 Correct again. 121 00:05:16,980 --> 00:05:17,980 Okay, next question. 122 00:05:20,150 --> 00:05:22,150 - Mr. Tuttle, we are on the team, too. 123 00:05:22,150 --> 00:05:24,890 Screech keeps buzzing in before we hear the question. 124 00:05:24,890 --> 00:05:26,050 - Yeah! 125 00:05:26,060 --> 00:05:27,360 How are we supposed to practice? 126 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:29,860 - Now, girls, quit complaining. 127 00:05:29,860 --> 00:05:32,530 Screech is exactly the kind of crafty genius 128 00:05:32,530 --> 00:05:33,830 you'll be up against. - Yeah, 129 00:05:33,830 --> 00:05:35,230 don't bruise the genius. 130 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:37,900 - Excuse me, Mr. Tuttle. 131 00:05:37,900 --> 00:05:39,530 Can we get an update on the teacher's contract 132 00:05:39,540 --> 00:05:41,400 for the school paper? - Absolutely. 133 00:05:42,270 --> 00:05:44,170 Okay, bowlers, brain break. 134 00:05:44,170 --> 00:05:45,410 - Fine. 135 00:05:45,410 --> 00:05:47,170 This gives us a chance to discuss our strategy 136 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:51,950 with our genius caption. - Yeah, come with us, Captain. 137 00:05:51,950 --> 00:05:52,780 - Yikes. 138 00:05:56,950 --> 00:05:58,320 - Okay, it'll just be a second, Mr. Tuttle. 139 00:05:58,320 --> 00:05:59,490 I have to cue the tape. 140 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:02,020 - [Zack] Mr. Belding, are you concerned 141 00:06:02,020 --> 00:06:04,060 about the threat of a teacher's strike? 142 00:06:04,060 --> 00:06:05,060 - [Mr. Belding] Heck no. 143 00:06:05,060 --> 00:06:06,960 We're going to crush them. 144 00:06:06,960 --> 00:06:09,630 Spineless jellyfish never put up much of a fight. 145 00:06:09,630 --> 00:06:11,670 - What? - Oh, sorry about that, sir. 146 00:06:11,670 --> 00:06:13,800 That was just a previous interview with Mr. Belding. 147 00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:16,200 I'll fast forward it to-- - No, no, no, no. 148 00:06:16,210 --> 00:06:19,470 I wanna hear this. - Well, what's wrong 149 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:22,510 with union President Tuttle? - That incompetent bozo? 150 00:06:22,510 --> 00:06:24,210 He should've been fired years ago. 151 00:06:25,520 --> 00:06:27,880 - Incompetent bozo? 152 00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:29,250 Fired? 153 00:06:29,250 --> 00:06:30,820 We'll see about that! 154 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:40,830 - He said what? - That double-crosser 155 00:06:40,830 --> 00:06:43,960 called us spineless, incompetent jellyfish! 156 00:06:43,970 --> 00:06:45,730 - This is an outrage! 157 00:06:45,740 --> 00:06:47,270 - I never trusted him. 158 00:06:47,270 --> 00:06:50,470 I knew that goofy demeanor was a cover for something! 159 00:06:50,470 --> 00:06:51,470 - Follow me. 160 00:06:54,880 --> 00:06:56,440 (loud knocking) 161 00:06:56,450 --> 00:06:58,780 Okay, Belding, show your face. 162 00:07:01,080 --> 00:07:02,550 - Something wrong? 163 00:07:02,550 --> 00:07:04,080 Have you told the teachers how I feel about them? 164 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:05,290 - Oh, yes. 165 00:07:05,290 --> 00:07:08,320 And our response is unanimous. 166 00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:09,360 - We strike! 167 00:07:11,160 --> 00:07:13,290 - They strike. - And we go skiing. 168 00:07:14,660 --> 00:07:17,260 (upbeat music) 169 00:07:21,070 --> 00:07:23,240 Bye, Gretchen. - Bye, Inga. 170 00:07:24,340 --> 00:07:26,940 (blowing kiss) 171 00:07:30,010 --> 00:07:33,610 - Hey, guys, how was skiing? - Skiing? 172 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:34,420 Looked like fun. 173 00:07:36,290 --> 00:07:39,490 - He was too busy with Gretchen to even go outside. 174 00:07:39,490 --> 00:07:41,020 - Hey, man, snow is cold. 175 00:07:42,990 --> 00:07:45,490 - Where's Screech? - Where he's supposed to be. 176 00:07:45,500 --> 00:07:46,690 Bringing in our luggage. 177 00:07:55,640 --> 00:07:58,240 (loud yelping) 178 00:07:59,840 --> 00:08:00,810 - [Jessie] Screech, are you okay? 179 00:08:00,810 --> 00:08:03,710 - Oh, yeah, I'm fine. 180 00:08:03,710 --> 00:08:05,110 Luckily I landed on my head. 181 00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:07,520 - Are you sure you're okay, Screech? 182 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:09,220 Because the academic bowl is in a few days, 183 00:08:09,220 --> 00:08:11,390 and we need your help. - Oh, he's fine. 184 00:08:11,390 --> 00:08:14,390 He just got the sniffles from skiing in his underwear. 185 00:08:14,390 --> 00:08:16,120 - Why were you skiing in your underwear? 186 00:08:16,130 --> 00:08:17,660 - Because I forgot my pajamas. 187 00:08:17,660 --> 00:08:19,360 - You go skiing in your pajamas? 188 00:08:19,360 --> 00:08:20,630 - Now, why would I do that? 189 00:08:20,630 --> 00:08:23,230 Then I'd have nothing to sleep in at night. 190 00:08:23,230 --> 00:08:24,700 - But-- - Stop. 191 00:08:24,700 --> 00:08:26,630 Look, Screech got up one night to go to the bathroom, 192 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:28,540 opened the patio door up by mistake, 193 00:08:28,540 --> 00:08:30,240 and a gust of wind sent him airborne. 194 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:31,770 - And by the time we found him, 195 00:08:31,770 --> 00:08:33,810 he had qualified for the Polish ski team. 196 00:08:35,110 --> 00:08:36,610 - Glad you're okay, Screech. 197 00:08:36,610 --> 00:08:38,710 We've got academic bowl practice in a few minutes. 198 00:08:38,720 --> 00:08:41,320 - You guys are going to school when you don't have to? 199 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:43,750 That's sick. - Well, you guys will 200 00:08:43,750 --> 00:08:45,490 be going to school with us tomorrow, 201 00:08:45,490 --> 00:08:47,050 because Belding and Tuttle are 202 00:08:47,060 --> 00:08:48,560 settling the strike right now. 203 00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:50,990 - I don't like the sound of that. 204 00:08:50,990 --> 00:08:51,830 - Me, neither. 205 00:08:53,930 --> 00:08:56,530 (laughing) - I'm glad we were 206 00:08:56,530 --> 00:08:58,370 able to clear things up, Mr. Tuttle. 207 00:08:58,370 --> 00:08:59,800 - I agree, Mr. Belding. 208 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:01,700 The strike is over. - All right. 209 00:09:02,870 --> 00:09:04,440 - I guess Belding was right about the teachers 210 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:06,010 not putting up much of a fight, huh, Slater? 211 00:09:06,010 --> 00:09:07,880 - Yeah, they are spineless. 212 00:09:09,010 --> 00:09:10,610 - Spineless? 213 00:09:10,610 --> 00:09:13,210 Well we fought for and won every demand. 214 00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:14,680 - Well, of course you did. 215 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:17,020 You were only asking for more money and better hours. 216 00:09:17,020 --> 00:09:18,450 - What else is there? 217 00:09:18,450 --> 00:09:20,960 - Oh, just a little something called respect. 218 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:23,490 - Respect? - Respect. 219 00:09:23,490 --> 00:09:26,760 Like having a parking space near your classroom. 220 00:09:26,760 --> 00:09:29,400 - No respect. - And a teacher's lounge 221 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:31,570 to relax in. - No respect at all. 222 00:09:31,570 --> 00:09:34,170 - But of course, if you're happier with money, take it. 223 00:09:34,170 --> 00:09:35,640 I'm only a student, what do I know? 224 00:09:35,640 --> 00:09:39,670 - No, no, no, young Morris, you are wise beyond your years. 225 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:43,080 Excuse me, I have some jellyfish to fry. 226 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:43,880 - Oh, go. 227 00:09:47,250 --> 00:09:49,950 (loud knocking) 228 00:09:49,950 --> 00:09:52,350 - Yes, Mr. Tuttle? - Nice try, Belding. 229 00:09:52,350 --> 00:09:55,990 The teachers demand respect. - Well, what do you mean? 230 00:09:55,990 --> 00:09:57,890 - Don't play dumb with me. 231 00:09:57,890 --> 00:09:59,830 We'll see you on the picket line. 232 00:10:00,730 --> 00:10:02,300 - But... 233 00:10:02,300 --> 00:10:03,730 - What happened, Mr. Belding? 234 00:10:03,730 --> 00:10:05,600 I thought you and Mr. Tuttle had things worked out. 235 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:07,400 - So did I. - So I guess 236 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:09,670 this strike can go on for a few more days, huh? 237 00:10:09,670 --> 00:10:12,670 - I think the strike could go on all semester. 238 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:14,880 - Well, what about the academic bowl next week? 239 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:17,540 - If the teachers vote to stay out on strike tonight, 240 00:10:17,550 --> 00:10:20,310 it means no school and no academic bowl. 241 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:23,620 I'm sorry. - Oh, I'm sorry, too. 242 00:10:23,620 --> 00:10:24,890 - No academic bowl? 243 00:10:25,820 --> 00:10:27,020 - Well, thanks, guys. 244 00:10:27,020 --> 00:10:29,560 Now all that hard work is down the drain. 245 00:10:29,560 --> 00:10:32,560 - No academic bowl? - Some friends. 246 00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:35,500 You don't care who you hurt. - No academic bowl? 247 00:10:37,430 --> 00:10:39,500 (crying) 248 00:10:40,870 --> 00:10:43,400 (upbeat music) 249 00:10:48,810 --> 00:10:51,810 - Ladies and gentlemen, I spoke to the school board, 250 00:10:51,810 --> 00:10:53,950 and I have good news and bad news. 251 00:10:54,950 --> 00:10:56,750 The good news is, they listened 252 00:10:56,750 --> 00:10:59,020 to every one of your demands. 253 00:11:00,420 --> 00:11:03,320 The bad news is, they said no way, no how, forget it. 254 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:05,630 (groaning) 255 00:11:05,630 --> 00:11:06,960 - Then we strike! 256 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:09,900 - Now, hold on, hold on now. 257 00:11:09,900 --> 00:11:11,470 Be reasonable. 258 00:11:11,470 --> 00:11:13,600 This looks bad for the school. 259 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:15,640 - Doesn't bother me. - Me, neither. 260 00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:17,200 - Well, it bothers me. 261 00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:19,040 I don't wanna be known as the only principal 262 00:11:19,040 --> 00:11:21,540 that can't get along with his teachers. 263 00:11:21,540 --> 00:11:23,440 - Hey, wait, come on. 264 00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:25,850 You didn't let Mr. Belding finish. 265 00:11:25,850 --> 00:11:28,420 Since the school board wouldn't meet your demands, 266 00:11:28,420 --> 00:11:31,890 Mr. Belding came up with his own proposal. 267 00:11:31,890 --> 00:11:33,350 - I did? - Yes, sir. 268 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:34,560 Don't you remember? 269 00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:36,290 You asked us to type it up for you. 270 00:11:36,290 --> 00:11:37,460 - Oh, I did? - Yeah, I'll read it 271 00:11:37,460 --> 00:11:39,660 to help jog your memory, sir. 272 00:11:39,660 --> 00:11:40,900 All right. 273 00:11:40,900 --> 00:11:42,600 Item one, teacher's lounge. 274 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:44,900 Since there is no lounge, Mr. Belding will 275 00:11:44,900 --> 00:11:46,700 provide his office during odd periods 276 00:11:46,700 --> 00:11:50,040 for teachers to relax. 277 00:11:51,170 --> 00:11:52,440 - Don't worry, sir. 278 00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:54,140 Your office is so ugly, they won't stay long. 279 00:11:55,910 --> 00:11:57,710 - Item two, parking spaces. 280 00:11:57,710 --> 00:12:00,250 Mr. Belding volunteers to give up his space, 281 00:12:00,250 --> 00:12:02,480 and park with the students. 282 00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:05,650 This way, every teacher will be one space closer 283 00:12:05,650 --> 00:12:08,590 to the school. (applauding) 284 00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:12,460 - Absolutely not. 285 00:12:12,460 --> 00:12:14,700 I refuse to ride that smelly, old shuttle bus. 286 00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:15,630 - Oh, don't worry, sir. 287 00:12:15,630 --> 00:12:17,060 We'll save you a window seat. 288 00:12:18,470 --> 00:12:21,070 - Finally, Mr. Belding will use his annual bonus 289 00:12:21,070 --> 00:12:24,040 to pay for the faculty Christmas party. 290 00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:28,880 You gotta respect that. (audience applauding) 291 00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:30,480 - Wonderful. - All right. 292 00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:31,810 - We accept. 293 00:12:31,810 --> 00:12:34,780 The teachers are back to work as of tomorrow. 294 00:12:38,650 --> 00:12:40,120 - Mr. Tuttle, welcome back. 295 00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:43,290 - Well, girls, are you ready to bone up for the bowl? 296 00:12:43,290 --> 00:12:44,830 - Put us to the test, Mr. Tuttle. 297 00:12:44,830 --> 00:12:46,660 I've got an itchy buzzer finger. 298 00:12:46,660 --> 00:12:49,360 - I'm so glad the academic bowl wasn't canceled. 299 00:12:49,370 --> 00:12:50,930 - So am I, Miss. Spano. 300 00:12:50,930 --> 00:12:52,600 The hard work you've put in will be 301 00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:55,900 the winning complement to Mr. Screech's brainy energy. 302 00:12:55,910 --> 00:12:57,140 Let's begin. - Great. 303 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,310 (blowing nose) 304 00:13:02,310 --> 00:13:03,980 Screech, are you okay? 305 00:13:03,980 --> 00:13:05,780 - Oh, yeah, I'm fine. 306 00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:12,120 Just a little head cold. (loud sneezing) 307 00:13:13,860 --> 00:13:16,920 - So Mr. Screech, are you sure you're feeling up to this? 308 00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:17,760 - Yes. 309 00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:19,230 Positive. 310 00:13:19,230 --> 00:13:21,400 (loud sneezing) 311 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:23,700 - All right, let's begin. 312 00:13:23,700 --> 00:13:25,070 Question one. 313 00:13:25,070 --> 00:13:28,140 What are the two chief classes of nebuli? 314 00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:31,970 (imitating buzzer) 315 00:13:31,970 --> 00:13:33,440 - Emissions and reflection. 316 00:13:37,910 --> 00:13:39,050 - Mr. Tuttle, he's burning up! 317 00:13:39,050 --> 00:13:40,510 - Let's get him to the nurse. 318 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:43,820 Mr. Screech, I'm afraid your bowl practice is over for good. 319 00:13:44,650 --> 00:13:45,490 - Thanks, Mom. 320 00:13:46,490 --> 00:13:49,260 (buzzer buzzing) 321 00:13:53,730 --> 00:13:55,460 - Here are your malts, gentlemen. 322 00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:57,000 I made them extra thick. 323 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,230 I hope you choke on them. 324 00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:02,400 - Jessie, it is not our fault that Screech got sick. 325 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:04,400 The doofus fell out of a window. 326 00:14:04,410 --> 00:14:06,470 - You took the doofus skiing. - All right, all right. 327 00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:09,140 How many times do you want us to say we're sorry? 328 00:14:09,150 --> 00:14:11,610 - Say it again. - We're sorry. 329 00:14:11,610 --> 00:14:12,510 - Not good enough. 330 00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:15,920 - Jessie, getting angry is not 331 00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:17,990 making our situation any better. 332 00:14:17,990 --> 00:14:19,750 - Right, with Screech stuck in the hospital, 333 00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:22,920 we should be concentrating on finding a replacement. 334 00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:24,390 - Maybe I can do it. - Slater, 335 00:14:24,390 --> 00:14:26,760 you have wrestling practice every day after school. 336 00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:28,530 And besides, whoever takes Screech's place 337 00:14:28,530 --> 00:14:30,730 would have to study right up until bowl day. 338 00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:34,270 - Well, maybe it's a lost cause. 339 00:14:34,270 --> 00:14:37,100 I mean, we should probably just forfeit. 340 00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:38,340 - Never. 341 00:14:38,340 --> 00:14:39,370 We canceled a perfectly good teacher's strike 342 00:14:39,380 --> 00:14:40,470 for this stupid thing. 343 00:14:47,050 --> 00:14:48,380 - Uh oh, nerd alert. 344 00:14:48,380 --> 00:14:49,620 It's the Valley bowl team. 345 00:14:49,620 --> 00:14:50,990 - Well, look de, look de, look de. 346 00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:53,290 It's the Bayside bowl team bimbos. 347 00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:58,030 - I guess you'll forfeit now that you're Screechless. 348 00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:01,730 - No, we'll be there, Gladys. 349 00:15:01,730 --> 00:15:03,160 And you can bet no one from our team 350 00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:06,900 will be dressed for a flood. - Hey, back off lady. 351 00:15:06,900 --> 00:15:09,470 My mom personally selects my attire. 352 00:15:09,470 --> 00:15:11,010 - Save your breath, Earl. 353 00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:12,370 We're dealing with people who think quantum physics 354 00:15:12,380 --> 00:15:15,510 is a TV show. (laughing) 355 00:15:15,510 --> 00:15:17,340 - Hey, I wouldn't laugh too loud, guys. 356 00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:19,910 These girls are gonna beat the tape right off your glasses. 357 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,580 - If you're so confident, why don't you 358 00:15:21,580 --> 00:15:23,080 take Screech's place. 359 00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:26,320 - Ha, he couldn't speak and buzz at the same time. 360 00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:29,960 - All right, scrambled egg heads, you're on. 361 00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:31,160 Guess what? 362 00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:32,060 We're gonna mop the floor with you. 363 00:15:33,530 --> 00:15:34,960 - Get outta here. 364 00:15:39,540 --> 00:15:41,440 - All right, Screech, I'm ready to learn. 365 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:43,700 Now, Lisa and Jessie have English, art and history covered. 366 00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:44,910 Now, just give me everything you've got 367 00:15:44,910 --> 00:15:47,710 in math and science. - Okay. 368 00:15:47,710 --> 00:15:49,410 Astrophysics. 369 00:15:49,410 --> 00:15:52,510 First, think of astro, the Jetson's dog. 370 00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:58,590 Jetson's means jet propulsion with properties a, b, c, 371 00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:02,060 see you real soon. 372 00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:09,130 - Oh, no, he died. - Oh, I'm back. 373 00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:12,630 Let's move on to the planets. - Okay. 374 00:16:12,630 --> 00:16:14,800 - Can you remember the word, MVEMJSUNP? 375 00:16:16,510 --> 00:16:19,070 - MVEMJSUNP? - MVEMJSUNP? 376 00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:20,310 - Yes, it's the name of the planets 377 00:16:20,310 --> 00:16:22,510 according to their distance to the sun. 378 00:16:22,510 --> 00:16:23,340 MVEMJSUNP. 379 00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:29,250 M, Mercury, V, Venus, E, E, E-I-E-I-O. 380 00:16:35,390 --> 00:16:38,060 - Screech, Screech, what's the rest of it? 381 00:16:38,060 --> 00:16:41,860 ♪ Old MacDonald had a farm ♪ 382 00:16:41,860 --> 00:16:43,330 - Well, it's too bad we couldn't get Screech 383 00:16:43,330 --> 00:16:44,470 to coach Valley. 384 00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:45,970 They'd be so confused, we'd kill 'em. 385 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:48,770 - Coaching the Valley team. 386 00:16:48,770 --> 00:16:50,200 What an interesting concept. 387 00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:53,910 (upbeat music) 388 00:16:53,910 --> 00:16:55,380 - Why did you ask us here, muscle brain? 389 00:16:55,380 --> 00:16:57,640 The bowl's tomorrow night, and we're on a tight schedule. 390 00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:59,050 - Okay, here's the deal. 391 00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:03,080 I volunteered to take Screech's place on the team. 392 00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:06,720 But they laughed at me and they said no jocks allowed. 393 00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:08,560 - So what does this have to do with us? 394 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:11,230 - I'm angry, and I wanna help you guys win. 395 00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:12,460 - We don't need your help. 396 00:17:12,460 --> 00:17:14,360 Without Screech, they're dead meat. 397 00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:15,300 - Yeah? 398 00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:16,530 Well, I got news for you. 399 00:17:16,530 --> 00:17:19,930 Screech is back. - Screech is back? 400 00:17:19,940 --> 00:17:22,700 (surprised oohing) 401 00:17:22,700 --> 00:17:25,370 - Well, he's not actually back, back. 402 00:17:25,370 --> 00:17:29,080 Screech has taught Zack everything he knows. 403 00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:30,310 - Everything? 404 00:17:30,310 --> 00:17:32,150 Even thermal nuclear global timeshare? 405 00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:35,380 - Advanced thermonuclear global timeshare. 406 00:17:35,380 --> 00:17:37,480 (gasping) - Uh oh. 407 00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:39,120 - I smell trouble. 408 00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:40,620 - Guys, guys, don't sweat it. 409 00:17:40,620 --> 00:17:41,990 I know their strategy. 410 00:17:41,990 --> 00:17:44,660 They're planing to win in the sports category. 411 00:17:44,660 --> 00:17:46,190 - Well, we know all about sports. 412 00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:47,630 We've been studying for months. 413 00:17:47,630 --> 00:17:48,830 - Yeah? 414 00:17:48,830 --> 00:17:50,260 Well, make sure you concentrate on football. 415 00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:51,800 Zack's an expert. 416 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:54,630 - If that's the case, we'll concentrate on the pigskin. 417 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:55,700 - Don't forget, that's the sport where 418 00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:57,570 they wear the helmets. - We know. 419 00:17:57,570 --> 00:17:58,410 That's so they don't get hurt when they 420 00:17:58,410 --> 00:17:59,370 fall off their horse. 421 00:18:10,550 --> 00:18:11,820 - All right, academic bowlers. 422 00:18:11,820 --> 00:18:13,550 In a moment, the game will begin. 423 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:16,160 Remember this, winning isn't everything. 424 00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:17,990 But losing stinks! 425 00:18:19,830 --> 00:18:20,930 - Go Bayside! 426 00:18:22,030 --> 00:18:23,430 - All right. 427 00:18:23,430 --> 00:18:25,300 Nerds buy our plan? - Touchdown. 428 00:18:29,810 --> 00:18:31,310 - Sorry I'm late, everyone. 429 00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:33,540 I missed the shuttle bus and had to run across campus. 430 00:18:34,810 --> 00:18:36,380 - Now you know why I'm late every morning. 431 00:18:38,010 --> 00:18:41,320 - Welcome to the annual Bayside Valley academic bowl. 432 00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:44,150 (game show music) 433 00:18:46,460 --> 00:18:47,850 There are six categories. 434 00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:50,060 The controlling team gets to pick any subject 435 00:18:50,060 --> 00:18:51,630 within the given category. 436 00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:54,360 Contestants, are you ready? - Ready. 437 00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:55,200 - You bet. 438 00:18:56,630 --> 00:18:59,530 - Okay, opening question for control of the board. 439 00:18:59,540 --> 00:19:02,000 Category, literature. 440 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:05,010 What was author Mark Twain's real name? 441 00:19:05,010 --> 00:19:07,070 (buzzer buzzing) - Samuel Clemons. 442 00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:07,910 - Correct. 443 00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:14,150 Next question, category still literature. 444 00:19:14,150 --> 00:19:17,080 In Grimm's fairy tale Snow White, 445 00:19:17,090 --> 00:19:19,220 what were the names of the seven dwarves. 446 00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:21,990 - Bashful, Doc, Dopey, Grumpy, Happy, 447 00:19:21,990 --> 00:19:23,690 Sleepy, Sneezy. - Right. 448 00:19:23,690 --> 00:19:25,790 (cheering) 449 00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:29,230 - I'm sorry, I'm sorry but that's wrong. 450 00:19:29,230 --> 00:19:30,500 (buzzer buzzing) 451 00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:32,970 Now, nerds, I mean, Valley for control. 452 00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:36,240 - In Grimm's version they had no names. 453 00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:38,570 They were later named by Walt Disney. 454 00:19:38,570 --> 00:19:42,340 - That's correct for 15 points. 455 00:19:42,340 --> 00:19:44,380 (upbeat music) 456 00:19:44,380 --> 00:19:46,610 Name this duck billed mammal. 457 00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:47,880 (buzzer buzzing) - Platypus. 458 00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:49,520 - Correct for 15 points! 459 00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:52,390 (applauding) 460 00:19:52,390 --> 00:19:53,850 Next question. 461 00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:55,690 The bird that is said to hide its head 462 00:19:55,690 --> 00:19:56,960 in the sand-- (buzzer buzzing) 463 00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:58,960 - Ostrich. - Is the ostrich. 464 00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:02,300 How fast does it run? (buzzer buzzing) 465 00:20:02,300 --> 00:20:04,100 - 50 miles an hour? 466 00:20:04,100 --> 00:20:04,930 - Correct! 467 00:20:07,900 --> 00:20:09,540 - When is this great plan of yours gonna start, Zack? 468 00:20:09,540 --> 00:20:11,710 We're losing by 45 points. - Patience, Jessie. 469 00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:14,640 We've got them right where we want them. 470 00:20:15,740 --> 00:20:18,110 - Okay, contestants, final round. 471 00:20:18,110 --> 00:20:20,610 Question value doubles to 30 points. 472 00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:22,180 Category is sports. 473 00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:24,420 Bayside, choose the subject. 474 00:20:24,420 --> 00:20:26,150 - I think I'll pick football. 475 00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:29,860 Ah, let's live dangerously. 476 00:20:29,860 --> 00:20:32,930 Make it basketball. - What happened to football? 477 00:20:36,130 --> 00:20:37,930 - Okay, first question. 478 00:20:37,930 --> 00:20:40,170 Name the famous Los Angeles center 479 00:20:40,170 --> 00:20:43,540 who holds the NBA's career scoring record. 480 00:20:43,540 --> 00:20:46,870 (buzzer buzzing) - It's that Kareem guy. 481 00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:48,580 Kareem Abdul Montana. 482 00:20:50,210 --> 00:20:52,580 - No, I'm sorry. (buzzer buzzing) 483 00:20:52,580 --> 00:20:55,980 Bayside? - Is it Kareem Abdul Jabar? 484 00:20:55,980 --> 00:20:59,920 - Correct for 30 points! (audience applauding) 485 00:21:01,590 --> 00:21:04,860 Question two, who is the Chicago Bull 486 00:21:04,860 --> 00:21:06,830 that defies gravity? (buzzer buzzing) 487 00:21:06,830 --> 00:21:08,400 - That would be Air, Air McMann. 488 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:09,530 - No, stupid! 489 00:21:09,530 --> 00:21:13,070 That's the guy on Starsearch! - Oh. 490 00:21:13,070 --> 00:21:14,270 - Bayside. 491 00:21:14,270 --> 00:21:16,540 - I believe it's Michael Air Jordan. 492 00:21:16,540 --> 00:21:18,040 - Correct, 30 more points. 493 00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:25,180 If Bayside answers the final question correctly, 494 00:21:25,180 --> 00:21:26,010 they'll be tied. 495 00:21:29,250 --> 00:21:32,120 Who invented basketball? 496 00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:34,620 - O.J. Simpson. 497 00:21:35,490 --> 00:21:36,760 - No he's a football player. 498 00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:39,660 - Okay, O.J. Chamberlain. 499 00:21:39,660 --> 00:21:40,730 - No. 500 00:21:40,730 --> 00:21:42,460 That is wrong and ridiculous. 501 00:21:43,370 --> 00:21:44,160 Bayside? 502 00:21:45,330 --> 00:21:47,100 - Here's a wild guess. 503 00:21:47,100 --> 00:21:48,900 Is it James Naismith? 504 00:21:48,900 --> 00:21:51,440 - Correct! (cheering) 505 00:21:54,740 --> 00:21:55,540 We have a tie. 506 00:21:57,010 --> 00:21:59,210 And now to break the tie, a wild card tie breaker 507 00:21:59,210 --> 00:22:00,110 toss up question. 508 00:22:02,550 --> 00:22:05,390 Name the solar system's nine planets, 509 00:22:05,390 --> 00:22:08,150 starting with the closest to the sun. 510 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,360 (buzzer buzzing) - That would be MVEMSJUNP. 511 00:22:11,490 --> 00:22:13,660 That's Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, 512 00:22:13,660 --> 00:22:17,130 Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto? 513 00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:24,900 - Correct! (cheering) 514 00:22:26,110 --> 00:22:29,180 Good work, people! - Oh, thank you, sir! 515 00:22:29,180 --> 00:22:30,340 Are you coming to the victory party? 516 00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:32,010 - Well, sure, where is it? 517 00:22:32,010 --> 00:22:33,510 - Well, it's in the new teacher's lounge. 518 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:34,950 - Hey, that's my office. 519 00:22:34,950 --> 00:22:36,380 You'll wreck everything. 520 00:22:36,390 --> 00:22:37,980 - Well, if it's a good party we will. 521 00:22:37,990 --> 00:22:39,290 Solidarity, brother. 522 00:22:49,700 --> 00:22:52,500 (fast rock music) 37878

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