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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,100 --> 00:00:03,000 (bell rings) 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:04,270 ♪ When I wake up in the morning ♪ 3 00:00:04,270 --> 00:00:05,830 ♪ And the alarm gives out a warning ♪ 4 00:00:05,840 --> 00:00:08,740 ♪ And I don't think I'll ever make it on time ♪ 5 00:00:08,740 --> 00:00:10,340 ♪ By the time I grab my books ♪ 6 00:00:10,340 --> 00:00:11,910 ♪ And I give myself a look ♪ 7 00:00:11,910 --> 00:00:15,240 ♪ I'm at the corner just in time to see the bus fly by ♪ 8 00:00:15,250 --> 00:00:17,010 ♪ It's all right ♪ 9 00:00:17,010 --> 00:00:21,380 ♪ 'Cause I'm saved by the bell ♪ 10 00:00:21,390 --> 00:00:22,650 ♪ If the teacher pops a test ♪ 11 00:00:22,650 --> 00:00:24,020 ♪ I know I'm in a mess ♪ 12 00:00:24,020 --> 00:00:27,360 ♪ And my dog ate all my homework last night ♪ 13 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:28,660 ♪ Riding low in my chair ♪ 14 00:00:28,660 --> 00:00:30,130 ♪ She won't know that I'm there ♪ 15 00:00:30,130 --> 00:00:33,560 ♪ If I can hand it in tomorrow it will be all right ♪ 16 00:00:33,560 --> 00:00:38,530 ♪ It's all right 'cause I'm saved by the bell ♪ 17 00:00:52,050 --> 00:00:55,620 ♪ It's all right 'cause I'm saved by the ♪ 18 00:00:55,620 --> 00:00:58,350 ♪ It's all right 'cause I'm saved by the ♪ 19 00:00:58,360 --> 00:01:03,020 ♪ It's all right 'cause I'm saved by bell ♪ 20 00:01:05,730 --> 00:01:09,160 (techno Christmas music) 21 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:23,640 - Mom, I'm home. 22 00:01:23,650 --> 00:01:24,910 - [Mrs. Morris] Hi honey. 23 00:01:24,910 --> 00:01:26,810 - Well, I just got what I wanted for Christmas. 24 00:01:26,820 --> 00:01:27,750 - What's that? 25 00:01:27,750 --> 00:01:29,120 - Two weeks off from school. 26 00:01:29,120 --> 00:01:30,590 (audience laughs) 27 00:01:30,590 --> 00:01:31,790 - So does that mean I don't have to buy you a gift? 28 00:01:31,790 --> 00:01:33,250 - Ah, think again. 29 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:34,420 - He doesn't think, 30 00:01:34,420 --> 00:01:35,360 ever since he looked up the chimney 31 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:37,060 and Santa stepped on his head. 32 00:01:37,060 --> 00:01:40,330 (audience laughs) 33 00:01:40,330 --> 00:01:41,830 - Do I smell cookies? 34 00:01:41,830 --> 00:01:43,400 - You certainly do Kelly. 35 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:45,030 Zack helped me back them. 36 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:47,270 - You baked? 37 00:01:47,270 --> 00:01:49,140 - Yeah, I made gingerbread women. 38 00:01:49,140 --> 00:01:51,040 - Gingerbread chicks, I like it. 39 00:01:51,040 --> 00:01:52,870 (audience laughs) 40 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:55,110 - For you they should've made gingerbread pigs. 41 00:01:55,110 --> 00:01:56,080 (audience laughs) 42 00:01:56,080 --> 00:01:57,280 - Come on, help yourselves. 43 00:01:57,280 --> 00:01:58,380 Come on. 44 00:01:58,380 --> 00:02:00,720 - Cookies. - Mmm, look at these. 45 00:02:03,050 --> 00:02:05,050 - Hey, don't you have anymore cookie women? 46 00:02:05,050 --> 00:02:06,990 - Why, need a date for New Years Eve? 47 00:02:06,990 --> 00:02:09,890 (audience laughs) 48 00:02:09,890 --> 00:02:11,260 - Well now that's school's out, 49 00:02:11,260 --> 00:02:13,290 how do you all plan to spend your holidays? 50 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:15,400 - Well, I needed to buy some gifts for my sisters 51 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:16,800 so I got a job at a men's store. 52 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:18,730 - I didn't know your sisters wore men's clothes. 53 00:02:18,740 --> 00:02:19,670 (audience laughs) 54 00:02:19,670 --> 00:02:21,200 - Hey, I got a job at the mall 55 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:22,200 in gift wrap. 56 00:02:22,210 --> 00:02:23,440 - Gift wrap, 57 00:02:23,440 --> 00:02:25,270 isn't that an M.C. Hammer Christmas song? 58 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:27,040 (audience laughs) 59 00:02:27,040 --> 00:02:28,640 - Slater, you know, gift wrap 60 00:02:28,650 --> 00:02:31,010 can get pretty hectic this time of year. 61 00:02:31,010 --> 00:02:32,380 - Don't worry about it Mrs. M. 62 00:02:32,380 --> 00:02:33,850 I'm good at everything I do. 63 00:02:35,020 --> 00:02:37,820 - Yeah, not according to the girls I talk to. 64 00:02:37,820 --> 00:02:41,320 (audience laughs) 65 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:42,760 - What about you Jessie? 66 00:02:42,760 --> 00:02:44,190 - Oh, I'm working at a photo booth 67 00:02:44,190 --> 00:02:46,290 where kids get their pictures taken with Santa. 68 00:02:46,300 --> 00:02:48,100 - I didn't know you liked children. 69 00:02:48,100 --> 00:02:48,930 - I don't. 70 00:02:48,930 --> 00:02:49,960 I like $8 an hour. 71 00:02:49,970 --> 00:02:51,430 (audience laughs) 72 00:02:51,430 --> 00:02:53,130 - Oh, and I'm volunteering at a hospital. 73 00:02:53,140 --> 00:02:55,640 I wanna cheer up kids who can't go home for Christmas. 74 00:02:55,640 --> 00:02:58,110 - Well, that's very generous of you Lisa. 75 00:02:58,110 --> 00:02:59,670 You know sometimes the best gifts 76 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:01,240 are the ones you can't wrap. 77 00:03:01,240 --> 00:03:02,480 - Oh you guys. 78 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:03,980 Don't forget you promised to buy gifts 79 00:03:03,980 --> 00:03:05,480 for the kids at our hospital Christmas party. 80 00:03:05,480 --> 00:03:06,580 - Okay. 81 00:03:06,580 --> 00:03:07,780 - And Screech, 82 00:03:07,780 --> 00:03:09,750 no gifts that breathe, lay eggs or bite. 83 00:03:09,750 --> 00:03:11,790 (audience laughs) 84 00:03:11,790 --> 00:03:15,220 (techno Christmas music) 85 00:03:16,630 --> 00:03:17,630 - Yes. 86 00:03:17,630 --> 00:03:19,160 There you are. 87 00:03:19,160 --> 00:03:22,430 I'm sure your daughter will love the champagne glasses. 88 00:03:22,430 --> 00:03:23,360 (glass shatters) 89 00:03:23,370 --> 00:03:24,800 (audience laughs) 90 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:26,030 Oops. 91 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:27,300 Guess I forget to tape the bottom. 92 00:03:27,300 --> 00:03:28,340 - You klutz. 93 00:03:28,340 --> 00:03:29,740 (audience laughs) 94 00:03:29,740 --> 00:03:31,870 - Ma'am, ma'am, please try to stay calm. 95 00:03:31,870 --> 00:03:33,110 You see, it's my first day here 96 00:03:33,110 --> 00:03:34,040 and I don't want it to be my last, 97 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:35,010 wait, what are you doing? 98 00:03:35,010 --> 00:03:36,480 (audience laughs) 99 00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:38,810 - The only set of glasses like that in the mall. 100 00:03:38,820 --> 00:03:40,520 - Preppy, help. 101 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:41,380 Preppy. 102 00:03:41,380 --> 00:03:42,580 - Uh, ma'am, ma'am? 103 00:03:42,590 --> 00:03:44,090 Please. 104 00:03:44,090 --> 00:03:45,420 I'm sure this gentleman will be very glad to pay for them. 105 00:03:45,420 --> 00:03:46,650 - Yeah, the money. 106 00:03:46,660 --> 00:03:49,360 - (laughs) Sorry 'bout that. 107 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:50,190 (A.C. coughs) 108 00:03:50,190 --> 00:03:51,090 There you go. 109 00:03:51,090 --> 00:03:52,930 - (gasps) Thank you. 110 00:03:52,930 --> 00:03:54,260 - Okay buddy? 111 00:03:54,260 --> 00:03:56,830 - Boy, this is some job. 112 00:03:56,830 --> 00:03:59,630 I'm makin' $4 an hour and spending 40. 113 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:00,840 (audience laughs) 114 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:02,300 - These are for the kids at the hospital. 115 00:04:02,310 --> 00:04:03,740 Wrap 'em better, okay? 116 00:04:03,740 --> 00:04:05,910 - Man, the kids just rip it apart anyway. 117 00:04:05,910 --> 00:04:08,240 (Christmas music) 118 00:04:08,250 --> 00:04:09,880 - [Jessie] Okay Tommy, smile for Santa. 119 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:10,780 - I don't want to. 120 00:04:11,980 --> 00:04:13,650 - Okay, well then how about smiling for me? 121 00:04:13,650 --> 00:04:14,480 - No. 122 00:04:16,020 --> 00:04:17,720 - Tommy, if you don't smile 123 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:20,190 I'm gonna tell Santa not to bring you what you want. 124 00:04:21,120 --> 00:04:21,960 Ow! 125 00:04:21,960 --> 00:04:23,760 (audience laughs) 126 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:25,660 Santa's gonna get you you little brat. 127 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:29,130 - Keep spreading that Christmas cheer there Jessie. 128 00:04:29,130 --> 00:04:30,370 - Hey Zack. 129 00:04:30,370 --> 00:04:31,370 Wait until you see what I bought for the kids. 130 00:04:31,370 --> 00:04:32,470 - All right, go get a table. 131 00:04:32,470 --> 00:04:33,300 - All right. 132 00:04:35,310 --> 00:04:36,240 - Oh jeez. - Hey. 133 00:04:36,240 --> 00:04:37,170 Watch where you're going. 134 00:04:37,170 --> 00:04:38,340 - Sorry, I didn't see you. 135 00:04:39,540 --> 00:04:41,740 Boy I'm sure glad I bumped into you. 136 00:04:41,750 --> 00:04:42,880 I'm Zack Morris. 137 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:44,880 - I'm late for work. 138 00:04:44,880 --> 00:04:45,880 (audience laughs) 139 00:04:45,880 --> 00:04:46,710 My lunch. 140 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:48,350 - I'm sorry. 141 00:04:48,350 --> 00:04:49,650 An apple? 142 00:04:49,650 --> 00:04:50,520 You call this lunch? 143 00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:52,090 - I'm on a diet. 144 00:04:52,090 --> 00:04:52,950 - Why? 145 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:54,560 You look great to me. 146 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:55,960 - I do? 147 00:04:55,960 --> 00:04:57,690 Well, thank you. 148 00:04:57,690 --> 00:04:58,690 I gotta go. 149 00:04:58,700 --> 00:04:59,790 - Wait, I didn't catch your name. 150 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:00,560 - Laura. 151 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:01,400 Bye. 152 00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:02,900 - Where you going? 153 00:05:04,300 --> 00:05:05,530 Screech, I don't know what it is 154 00:05:05,540 --> 00:05:07,670 but there's something different about her. 155 00:05:07,670 --> 00:05:09,200 - No there isn't. 156 00:05:09,210 --> 00:05:10,770 Every girl in L.A.'s on a diet. 157 00:05:10,770 --> 00:05:12,310 (audience laughs) 158 00:05:12,310 --> 00:05:13,140 - Gotta help me find her. 159 00:05:13,140 --> 00:05:14,380 She works in the mall. 160 00:05:14,380 --> 00:05:16,740 - Okay, but first check out this doll. 161 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:18,150 It's called Squeeze and Squirt. 162 00:05:18,150 --> 00:05:19,450 - Ah, that's very nice. 163 00:05:19,450 --> 00:05:21,050 Just have Slater wrap it. 164 00:05:21,050 --> 00:05:22,250 - Not yet. 165 00:05:22,250 --> 00:05:23,120 First I wanna make sure it works. 166 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:25,950 (audience laughs) 167 00:05:28,290 --> 00:05:30,390 - Think it works. 168 00:05:30,390 --> 00:05:31,360 - Oh my gosh. 169 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:32,360 It won't stop. 170 00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:33,230 What do I do? 171 00:05:33,230 --> 00:05:35,030 (audience laughs) 172 00:05:35,030 --> 00:05:36,660 - How should I know? 173 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:37,570 Take it to the bathroom, 174 00:05:37,570 --> 00:05:38,400 bathroom. 175 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:39,230 - Great idea. 176 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:40,170 Men's or Ladies? 177 00:05:40,170 --> 00:05:41,140 - What? 178 00:05:41,140 --> 00:05:42,170 Go, go. 179 00:05:42,170 --> 00:05:44,740 (techno music) 180 00:05:46,010 --> 00:05:47,240 Hurry up Screech. 181 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:48,940 You gotta help me find Laura. 182 00:05:48,950 --> 00:05:52,350 (toilet flushes) 183 00:05:52,350 --> 00:05:55,580 (audience laughs) 184 00:05:55,590 --> 00:05:56,980 Why'd you flush the toilet? 185 00:05:56,990 --> 00:05:58,320 - She had to go to the bathroom. 186 00:05:58,320 --> 00:05:59,820 (audience laughs) 187 00:05:59,820 --> 00:06:00,960 - Let's go man. 188 00:06:04,860 --> 00:06:06,930 - Did you have an accident son? 189 00:06:06,930 --> 00:06:09,400 - Oh, it's not what you think. 190 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:10,470 I'm potty trained. 191 00:06:10,470 --> 00:06:11,270 She isn't. 192 00:06:11,270 --> 00:06:12,770 (audience laughs) 193 00:06:12,770 --> 00:06:14,370 - You wanna know how to get your pants dry in a hurry? 194 00:06:14,370 --> 00:06:15,640 - Yes, please. 195 00:06:15,640 --> 00:06:17,170 Zack won't be seen with me in public like this. 196 00:06:17,170 --> 00:06:18,170 - Come on over here. 197 00:06:18,170 --> 00:06:19,770 Stand underneath this hand dryer. 198 00:06:19,780 --> 00:06:20,980 Point the nozzle down. 199 00:06:23,380 --> 00:06:24,650 - Thanks for the tip. 200 00:06:24,650 --> 00:06:25,910 - That's okay. 201 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:27,780 I've been caught in the rain many times. 202 00:06:27,780 --> 00:06:28,920 - Thanks mister. 203 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:29,980 Nice guy, huh? 204 00:06:29,990 --> 00:06:31,050 - Let's hurry up man. 205 00:06:33,820 --> 00:06:35,560 Screech, look. 206 00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:36,390 - He's shaving. 207 00:06:37,290 --> 00:06:38,760 - Don't stare. 208 00:06:38,760 --> 00:06:41,600 - How can I look if I don't stare, dummy? 209 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:44,430 (audience laughs) 210 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:48,140 - Excuse me, are you all right? 211 00:06:48,140 --> 00:06:49,370 - Oh, I'll be okay. 212 00:06:49,370 --> 00:06:51,040 I just didn't eat breakfast today. 213 00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:53,610 - Oh, you shouldn't leave your house without breakfast. 214 00:06:53,610 --> 00:06:56,340 It's the most important meal of the day. 215 00:06:56,350 --> 00:06:58,380 - Screech, I think he's homeless. 216 00:06:58,380 --> 00:06:59,610 - Well then he should eat out. 217 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:02,220 - Duh, he doesn't have a place to live. 218 00:07:02,220 --> 00:07:03,580 - Oh. 219 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:04,590 - [Both] Oh. 220 00:07:08,060 --> 00:07:09,290 - Gee, mister. 221 00:07:09,290 --> 00:07:10,260 I didn't know. 222 00:07:10,260 --> 00:07:11,090 I'm sorry. 223 00:07:11,090 --> 00:07:12,560 - That's okay. 224 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:15,600 I got a bigger bathroom here than I ever did at home. 225 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:18,900 - You look, well, what I mean is, 226 00:07:18,900 --> 00:07:20,840 you live here in the mall? 227 00:07:20,840 --> 00:07:22,370 - No, no. 228 00:07:22,370 --> 00:07:24,510 I just stopped in to do a little Christmas shaving. 229 00:07:24,510 --> 00:07:27,540 Kinda makes me look like Santa Clause don't you think? 230 00:07:27,540 --> 00:07:28,910 - Nah, he's fat. 231 00:07:28,910 --> 00:07:29,880 He eats breakfast. 232 00:07:29,880 --> 00:07:32,480 (audience laughs) 233 00:07:32,480 --> 00:07:34,080 - We gotta go look for the girl. 234 00:07:44,530 --> 00:07:45,690 There's money in here. 235 00:07:45,700 --> 00:07:46,930 - Oh, I got dibs on it! 236 00:07:46,930 --> 00:07:47,760 Oh. 237 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:48,960 - Is it yours, mister? 238 00:07:48,970 --> 00:07:50,730 - Oh, there's no money in there son. 239 00:07:51,730 --> 00:07:52,930 - Well, I'd check again. 240 00:07:54,270 --> 00:07:55,100 Merry Christmas. 241 00:08:00,740 --> 00:08:02,610 - Thanks to you son. 242 00:08:02,610 --> 00:08:05,180 (bright music) 243 00:08:07,050 --> 00:08:09,120 - So you working to buy Christmas gifts too? 244 00:08:09,120 --> 00:08:10,120 - No. 245 00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:11,620 I, 246 00:08:11,620 --> 00:08:13,320 I just remembered there's another box of sweaters 247 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:14,720 in the back. - Okay. 248 00:08:18,430 --> 00:08:19,430 - Hey Kelly. 249 00:08:19,430 --> 00:08:20,360 How's it going? 250 00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:21,200 - Huh? 251 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:22,030 Oh, fine. 252 00:08:22,030 --> 00:08:22,960 What's up? 253 00:08:22,970 --> 00:08:24,200 - Well, looking for a girl. 254 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:25,530 - Zack, we only sell clothes here. 255 00:08:25,540 --> 00:08:26,970 (audience laughs) 256 00:08:26,970 --> 00:08:29,000 - It's someone I met then I lost in the crowd. 257 00:08:30,840 --> 00:08:32,470 There she is. 258 00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:33,310 - You mean Laura? 259 00:08:33,310 --> 00:08:34,540 - Yeah, hi. 260 00:08:34,540 --> 00:08:35,780 - Hi. 261 00:08:35,780 --> 00:08:37,140 - I've been looking all over for you. 262 00:08:37,150 --> 00:08:38,210 - Me? 263 00:08:38,210 --> 00:08:39,450 Why? 264 00:08:39,450 --> 00:08:40,720 - 'Cause I wanna take you to lunch. 265 00:08:42,050 --> 00:08:42,880 - Hi. 266 00:08:42,890 --> 00:08:43,750 Zack, I looked all over, 267 00:08:43,750 --> 00:08:44,690 couldn't find Laura. 268 00:08:44,690 --> 00:08:46,590 (audience laughs) 269 00:08:46,590 --> 00:08:47,690 - Keep looking. 270 00:08:47,690 --> 00:08:48,760 - Right. - Okay. 271 00:08:48,760 --> 00:08:50,060 (audience laughs) 272 00:08:50,060 --> 00:08:52,560 - So, may I take you to lunch? 273 00:08:52,560 --> 00:08:53,690 - I brought my lunch, remember? 274 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:55,300 - No, you brought an apple. 275 00:08:55,300 --> 00:08:56,330 So is it a date? 276 00:08:57,830 --> 00:08:58,770 - We just met. 277 00:08:58,770 --> 00:08:59,600 - You know, Laura, 278 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:00,770 Zack is my friend. 279 00:09:00,770 --> 00:09:03,870 He's safe if you eat near a security guard. 280 00:09:03,870 --> 00:09:06,040 (audience laughs) 281 00:09:06,040 --> 00:09:08,240 - Hey, Zack, there's that homeless guy again. 282 00:09:09,450 --> 00:09:10,950 - He's homeless? 283 00:09:10,950 --> 00:09:12,410 That poor man. 284 00:09:12,420 --> 00:09:13,510 - Of course he's poor. 285 00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:15,150 That's why he's homeless. 286 00:09:15,150 --> 00:09:17,050 (audience laughs) 287 00:09:17,050 --> 00:09:18,250 - Well I gave him some money. 288 00:09:18,250 --> 00:09:19,820 I just hope he spends it on food. 289 00:09:19,820 --> 00:09:21,460 - What do you mean by that? 290 00:09:21,460 --> 00:09:22,820 - Well, you know, when you give a guy a handout 291 00:09:22,830 --> 00:09:24,790 you can't be sure if he's really hungry 292 00:09:24,790 --> 00:09:26,560 or a wine-o or worse. 293 00:09:26,560 --> 00:09:29,130 So, pick you up at 12:30? 294 00:09:29,130 --> 00:09:29,960 - Forget it. 295 00:09:29,970 --> 00:09:30,970 I just lost my appetite. 296 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:35,240 (techno music) 297 00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:39,370 (techno music) 298 00:09:39,380 --> 00:09:41,310 - Okay, let me get this straight. 299 00:09:41,310 --> 00:09:44,680 The chick dumped you before your first date? 300 00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:45,510 - Well, 301 00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:47,510 yeah. 302 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:49,050 (audience laughs) 303 00:09:49,050 --> 00:09:50,790 - Well that belongs in the Guinness Book of Records. 304 00:09:50,790 --> 00:09:52,690 - Even Screech does better that. 305 00:09:52,690 --> 00:09:54,190 - Thanks. 306 00:09:54,190 --> 00:09:56,820 - Look, Zach, she's probably just playing hard to get. 307 00:09:56,830 --> 00:09:58,030 - Think so? 308 00:09:58,030 --> 00:09:59,530 - Uh huh and she's good at it too, honey. 309 00:09:59,530 --> 00:10:00,760 You're sitting there with your tongue hanging out 310 00:10:00,760 --> 00:10:02,430 and not lollipop to lick. 311 00:10:02,430 --> 00:10:05,270 (audience laughs) 312 00:10:10,140 --> 00:10:11,440 - Hey Lisa. 313 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:13,370 Guess what I'm wearing. 314 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:15,880 - Is that mistletoe? 315 00:10:15,880 --> 00:10:16,810 - Yep. 316 00:10:16,810 --> 00:10:17,950 Make you wanna do anything? 317 00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:19,150 - Yeah, run away. 318 00:10:19,150 --> 00:10:21,980 (audience laughs) 319 00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:23,820 - Hi guys. 320 00:10:23,820 --> 00:10:25,150 - Hey. - What's up? 321 00:10:25,150 --> 00:10:26,090 - Laura. 322 00:10:26,090 --> 00:10:27,790 - Kelly, you go ahead and eat. 323 00:10:27,790 --> 00:10:28,960 I'll be back later. 324 00:10:28,960 --> 00:10:31,990 - Laura, look, I'm sorry if I offended you. 325 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,360 Look, I really don't know much about the homeless people. 326 00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:35,760 See, in my neighborhood, 327 00:10:35,770 --> 00:10:38,570 a poor family is one who doesn't have cable. 328 00:10:38,570 --> 00:10:40,170 So, uh, 329 00:10:40,170 --> 00:10:41,770 please stay. 330 00:10:41,770 --> 00:10:43,870 - You know, Zack is a good guy. 331 00:10:43,870 --> 00:10:45,670 - Yeah, give him a break. 332 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:50,910 - Laura, Christmas is supposed to be a happy time 333 00:10:50,910 --> 00:10:52,710 but ever since Zack thought he hurt you 334 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:54,020 he's been real sad. 335 00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:55,050 (audience laughs) 336 00:10:55,050 --> 00:10:56,020 - Who are you? 337 00:10:56,020 --> 00:10:57,420 - Screech, his geeky sidekick. 338 00:10:57,420 --> 00:10:59,490 (audience laughs) 339 00:10:59,490 --> 00:11:00,350 - Well you're a good friend. 340 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:01,660 - You think so? 341 00:11:01,660 --> 00:11:02,690 Wanna go out Saturday? 342 00:11:02,690 --> 00:11:04,930 (audience laughs) 343 00:11:04,930 --> 00:11:05,960 - Hey, Laura, I'm gonna go get some lunch. 344 00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:06,790 Do you need anything? 345 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:07,630 - No thanks. 346 00:11:07,630 --> 00:11:08,460 I'm not that hungry. 347 00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:09,500 - Okay. 348 00:11:09,500 --> 00:11:10,460 Bye guys. - I'm sorry about that. 349 00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:11,730 See you later. - It's fine. 350 00:11:11,730 --> 00:11:14,330 - So, tell me about yourself. 351 00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:16,100 You live around here? 352 00:11:16,110 --> 00:11:17,340 - I live with my dad. 353 00:11:17,340 --> 00:11:19,140 - Oh, where? 354 00:11:19,140 --> 00:11:22,740 - Actually, we're in the process of moving. 355 00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:23,610 We move around a lot. 356 00:11:23,610 --> 00:11:24,810 Could I have a chip? 357 00:11:24,810 --> 00:11:25,650 - Sure. 358 00:11:25,650 --> 00:11:26,480 - Thanks. 359 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:30,750 - So does, like, your dad travel a lot in his business? 360 00:11:31,690 --> 00:11:33,190 - He's between jobs right now. 361 00:11:37,260 --> 00:11:38,490 (audience laughs) 362 00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:40,060 - Thought you said you weren't hungry. 363 00:11:40,060 --> 00:11:42,400 - You know what they say about potato chips. 364 00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:44,260 - Oh, sure. 365 00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:45,570 Bet you can't eat just 50. 366 00:11:45,570 --> 00:11:47,230 (audience laughs) 367 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:51,010 (techno Christmas music) 368 00:11:51,010 --> 00:11:53,210 So, how's your ice cream? 369 00:11:53,210 --> 00:11:54,940 - Just what I needed after your burger. 370 00:11:54,940 --> 00:11:56,110 - Nice. 371 00:11:56,110 --> 00:11:57,710 - I guess I was hungrier than I thought. 372 00:11:57,710 --> 00:12:00,050 - Hey, have you told Santa what you want for Christmas? 373 00:12:00,050 --> 00:12:01,050 - Not yet. 374 00:12:01,050 --> 00:12:01,920 - Then let's go do it. 375 00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:02,820 - You're crazy. 376 00:12:02,820 --> 00:12:04,120 - Come on. 377 00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:06,820 - Okay, who's next for a picture with Santa? 378 00:12:06,820 --> 00:12:08,360 Tommy, you're back. 379 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:09,590 Why? 380 00:12:09,590 --> 00:12:12,490 - My mom told me to apologize to you. 381 00:12:12,490 --> 00:12:14,230 - Oh, Tommy, that's nice. 382 00:12:14,230 --> 00:12:16,800 - I'm sorry you ugly old bag. 383 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:19,130 (audience laughs) 384 00:12:19,140 --> 00:12:20,600 - You little brat. 385 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:23,470 - And a Merry Christmas to you Jessie. 386 00:12:23,470 --> 00:12:25,170 Jessie, this is Laura. 387 00:12:25,170 --> 00:12:26,410 - [Both] Hi. 388 00:12:26,410 --> 00:12:27,570 - Look, she has to be back at work soon 389 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,210 so can we, like, cut in? 390 00:12:29,210 --> 00:12:30,780 - I'm sorry this is his idea. 391 00:12:30,780 --> 00:12:32,050 - No, it's okay. 392 00:12:32,050 --> 00:12:33,250 As long as you don't kick me or bite me. 393 00:12:33,250 --> 00:12:34,080 - Thanks. 394 00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:34,920 Come on. 395 00:12:40,190 --> 00:12:41,460 Santa, meet Laura. 396 00:12:41,460 --> 00:12:43,690 She's 17 and has been a good girl all year. 397 00:12:43,690 --> 00:12:45,290 - Oh, that's good Laura. 398 00:12:45,290 --> 00:12:47,360 (laughs) And have you been a good boy? 399 00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:48,660 - (scoffs) Get real. 400 00:12:48,660 --> 00:12:51,270 (audience laughs) 401 00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:53,800 - Tell me Laura, what do you want for Christmas? 402 00:12:58,210 --> 00:13:00,270 I don't know, 403 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,240 nobody's ever asked me that before. 404 00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:04,180 I'll try. 405 00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:07,780 - Thanks Santa. 406 00:13:07,780 --> 00:13:09,580 - Thanks for squeezing us in. 407 00:13:09,590 --> 00:13:10,920 - Here's your picture Laura. 408 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:13,190 - So, Jessie, how much do we owe you? 409 00:13:13,190 --> 00:13:14,020 - Uh, 410 00:13:15,590 --> 00:13:16,490 no charge. 411 00:13:16,490 --> 00:13:17,760 Santa says it's on him. 412 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,200 - Hey, what'd you say to him? 413 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:24,170 - I can't tell you Zack. 414 00:13:24,170 --> 00:13:24,930 It's personal. - All right. 415 00:13:24,930 --> 00:13:26,370 All right. 416 00:13:26,370 --> 00:13:27,170 What's important is that you've been a good girl all year 417 00:13:27,170 --> 00:13:28,600 so this is for you. 418 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:29,970 - Thank you. - Luring girls 419 00:13:29,970 --> 00:13:30,810 with candy again? 420 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,770 - Oh, hi Mom. 421 00:13:32,780 --> 00:13:33,610 - Hi honey. 422 00:13:33,610 --> 00:13:34,440 - Mom, meet Laura. 423 00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:35,380 - Hi. 424 00:13:35,380 --> 00:13:36,910 - Laura, watch out for my son. 425 00:13:36,910 --> 00:13:39,650 He starts with hard candy then works up to chocolate kisses. 426 00:13:39,650 --> 00:13:41,220 That's how his dad got me. 427 00:13:41,220 --> 00:13:42,120 - I'll be careful. 428 00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:44,890 - Uh, Mom, Mom. (laughs) 429 00:13:44,890 --> 00:13:46,090 So is the play set for Saturday? 430 00:13:46,090 --> 00:13:46,920 - Yeah. 431 00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:47,750 - What play? 432 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:48,920 - A Christmas Carol. 433 00:13:48,930 --> 00:13:50,390 We're gonna do it right here in the mall. 434 00:13:50,390 --> 00:13:52,590 I was just making some last minute arrangements. 435 00:13:52,590 --> 00:13:53,890 - A Christmas Carol? - Yeah. 436 00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:55,760 - I've always loved that story. 437 00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:57,970 - Well, would you like to be in it with us? 438 00:13:57,970 --> 00:13:59,100 - Hey, that'll be fun Laura. 439 00:13:59,100 --> 00:13:59,900 The whole gang's in it. 440 00:13:59,900 --> 00:14:01,100 - I would love to. 441 00:14:02,270 --> 00:14:03,470 But, it's my first day on the job. 442 00:14:03,470 --> 00:14:05,210 Don't you think it's a little early 443 00:14:05,210 --> 00:14:06,670 to ask for some time off? 444 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:08,740 - Well, not if you've worked the whole morning. 445 00:14:08,740 --> 00:14:09,980 (audience laughs) 446 00:14:09,980 --> 00:14:11,210 - I'm sure that most store owners 447 00:14:11,210 --> 00:14:13,310 would love to have their employees in the play. 448 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:14,680 It's good for business. 449 00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:15,720 - You really think it's all right? 450 00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:16,880 - Oh, yeah, I mean, 451 00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:18,090 your boss is letting Kelly off. 452 00:14:18,090 --> 00:14:19,320 Why not you? 453 00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:21,090 - Well, all right, I'll ask. 454 00:14:21,090 --> 00:14:22,490 It was nice to meet you Mrs. Morris. 455 00:14:22,490 --> 00:14:23,320 - You too. 456 00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:24,160 - Bye Zack. 457 00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:29,060 - So do you know what you want for Christmas yet? 458 00:14:29,070 --> 00:14:29,900 - Oh yeah. 459 00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:33,530 - I don't think I can find a box big enough for her. 460 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:34,970 (audience laughs) 461 00:14:34,970 --> 00:14:38,370 (techno Christmas music) 462 00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:42,510 - Slater! 463 00:14:42,510 --> 00:14:43,980 Will you hurry up? 464 00:14:43,980 --> 00:14:46,280 If you take any longer that blouse is gonna be outta style. 465 00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:47,510 (audience laughs) 466 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:50,050 - Lisa, I am doing the best I can. 467 00:14:50,050 --> 00:14:52,120 Now, where'd I put that piece of tape? 468 00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:52,950 (audience laughs) 469 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:54,150 - It's on your nose. 470 00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:55,390 - Huh? 471 00:14:55,390 --> 00:14:56,220 Ow! 472 00:14:56,230 --> 00:14:57,720 (audience laughs) 473 00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:00,460 I hope Dancer and Prancer drop a surprise on your car. 474 00:15:00,460 --> 00:15:01,630 (audience laughs) 475 00:15:01,630 --> 00:15:03,230 There, all done. 476 00:15:03,230 --> 00:15:04,230 - [Lisa] Thank you. 477 00:15:04,230 --> 00:15:05,070 - Wait, Lisa. 478 00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:07,170 (audience laughs) 479 00:15:07,170 --> 00:15:08,040 - Mind if I try? 480 00:15:09,210 --> 00:15:11,570 Don't worry, I wrap a lot neater than I look. 481 00:15:11,570 --> 00:15:14,070 - Is that okay with you, thumbs? 482 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:14,910 - Fine. 483 00:15:16,680 --> 00:15:19,180 - I always did enjoy wrapping Christmas presents. 484 00:15:19,180 --> 00:15:20,750 - Yeah, I always enjoyed getting them. 485 00:15:20,750 --> 00:15:22,180 - Do you like giving too? 486 00:15:22,180 --> 00:15:23,150 - Oh yeah. 487 00:15:23,150 --> 00:15:24,620 She just gave me a headache. 488 00:15:24,620 --> 00:15:26,520 (audience laughs) 489 00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:28,090 - There you go. 490 00:15:28,090 --> 00:15:30,420 One Christmas bow comin' right up. 491 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,160 - Ah, it's beautiful. 492 00:15:33,660 --> 00:15:34,660 Thank you mister. 493 00:15:34,660 --> 00:15:35,900 - You're welcome. 494 00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:37,730 - I'll see you at the hospital at six. 495 00:15:37,730 --> 00:15:38,570 - Mmm. 496 00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:41,470 Gift wrap is not for me. 497 00:15:41,470 --> 00:15:42,600 Thanks for helping. 498 00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:44,070 Now, what can I do for you sir? 499 00:15:44,070 --> 00:15:45,970 - Well I was wondering if you'd give me some of those scraps 500 00:15:45,980 --> 00:15:47,340 that you're throwing away. 501 00:15:47,340 --> 00:15:49,440 - Tell you what, I'll do better than that. 502 00:15:51,580 --> 00:15:52,380 Here you go. 503 00:15:52,380 --> 00:15:53,580 - Well, thanks 504 00:15:53,580 --> 00:15:54,920 but you sure you won't get into trouble? 505 00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:56,120 - Nah. 506 00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:57,520 I waste more than that wrapping a ring. 507 00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:58,950 (audience laughs) 508 00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:00,850 Hey, when you buy your gift, I'll wrap it for you. 509 00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:02,990 - Thanks but I've seen you in action. 510 00:16:02,990 --> 00:16:05,830 (audience laughs) 511 00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:09,500 - Hey. 512 00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:10,430 Come on Slater, let's go. 513 00:16:10,430 --> 00:16:11,530 We gotta go pick up the girls 514 00:16:11,530 --> 00:16:12,770 and meet Lisa at the hospital. 515 00:16:12,770 --> 00:16:14,630 - All right, I'll be back at five. 516 00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:17,100 What's up man. 517 00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:18,010 - What's up. 518 00:16:18,010 --> 00:16:19,610 - Hey guys. 519 00:16:19,610 --> 00:16:21,410 What's going on? 520 00:16:21,410 --> 00:16:22,880 - I'm not sure. 521 00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:25,550 Wait, look, I think someone's lying on the ground. 522 00:16:25,550 --> 00:16:27,450 (crowd murmuring) 523 00:16:27,450 --> 00:16:28,680 - Hey guys, look who it is. 524 00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:29,520 - Oh no. 525 00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:30,350 Come on, let's help him. 526 00:16:30,350 --> 00:16:31,290 Come on. 527 00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:32,490 Excuse me, excuse me, back up. 528 00:16:32,490 --> 00:16:33,150 - Is he still alive? - I don't know. 529 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,290 Are you okay? 530 00:16:34,290 --> 00:16:35,260 Screech, call 911. 531 00:16:35,260 --> 00:16:36,720 - Right, what's the number? 532 00:16:36,730 --> 00:16:37,590 - Man. 533 00:16:37,590 --> 00:16:38,790 (audience laughs) 534 00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:39,590 911 is the number, call it quick. 535 00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:40,330 Come on, open it up. 536 00:16:40,330 --> 00:16:41,600 - Okay, okay. 537 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:42,860 Okay, Preppy, look. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 538 00:16:42,870 --> 00:16:43,960 - Put one hand under his neck and lift it gently. 539 00:16:43,970 --> 00:16:45,400 - All right, got it. 540 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:46,600 - All right, good, now put your other hand on his forehead 541 00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:47,900 and push it back until his chin tilts up. 542 00:16:47,900 --> 00:16:49,070 - What does this do, open his airways? 543 00:16:49,070 --> 00:16:50,270 - You're right. 544 00:16:50,270 --> 00:16:50,800 I learned it in lifeguard training. 545 00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:52,070 Wait. 546 00:16:52,070 --> 00:16:53,740 Oh no, he's having trouble breathing. 547 00:16:53,740 --> 00:16:54,670 Give me that mouth guard. 548 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:55,880 All right, move, I gotta... 549 00:16:59,380 --> 00:17:02,180 (mouth guard hisses) 550 00:17:02,180 --> 00:17:04,950 (dramatic music) 551 00:17:13,830 --> 00:17:17,260 (techno Christmas music) 552 00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:20,530 - Well, I'm outta here in five minutes. 553 00:17:24,370 --> 00:17:26,040 Thinkin' about Zack again? 554 00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:28,880 - I can't believe he took me to see Santa Clause. 555 00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:30,910 - I'm surprised he didn't make you sit on his knee. 556 00:17:30,910 --> 00:17:33,750 (audience laughs) 557 00:17:33,750 --> 00:17:34,580 - [Both] Cute! 558 00:17:34,580 --> 00:17:36,520 (both laugh) 559 00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:40,120 - Save the chatter for your next pajama party. 560 00:17:40,120 --> 00:17:41,660 - Oh, I'm sorry Mr. Moody. 561 00:17:41,660 --> 00:17:43,520 Laura was just showing me a picture of Santa Clause. 562 00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:45,990 - The fat guy in red. 563 00:17:45,990 --> 00:17:47,660 He's got a cholesterol problem. 564 00:17:47,660 --> 00:17:49,400 (audience laughs) 565 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:51,800 - Mr. Moody, can I ask you something? 566 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:52,630 - You just did. 567 00:17:52,630 --> 00:17:53,830 Now get back to work. 568 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:54,670 - Please? 569 00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:57,100 I know I just started 570 00:17:57,110 --> 00:18:00,240 but can I be in the Christmas play too? 571 00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:01,510 - No. 572 00:18:01,510 --> 00:18:02,980 You'll be working. 573 00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:05,550 Everyone wants me to be generous 574 00:18:05,550 --> 00:18:06,980 just because it's Christmas. 575 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:10,520 - Who needs to go see A Christmas Carol, 576 00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:12,250 we got our own Scrooge here. 577 00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:15,090 (audience laughs) 578 00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:17,390 Hi guys. 579 00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:20,430 Something wrong? 580 00:18:20,430 --> 00:18:22,960 - Well, you know the homeless person I met this morning? 581 00:18:22,970 --> 00:18:24,570 - [Kelly] Yeah. 582 00:18:24,570 --> 00:18:26,330 - He passed out in the mall today. 583 00:18:26,340 --> 00:18:27,130 - What happened to him? 584 00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:27,970 Is he okay? 585 00:18:27,970 --> 00:18:28,900 - I don't know. 586 00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:30,170 They took him to the hospital. 587 00:18:30,170 --> 00:18:31,570 - Well, we better get to the hospital ourselves. 588 00:18:31,570 --> 00:18:32,810 - Yeah. - Yeah, Lisa's waiting for us 589 00:18:32,810 --> 00:18:33,710 to give out gifts. 590 00:18:33,710 --> 00:18:34,610 - That's right. 591 00:18:34,610 --> 00:18:35,540 - See you Laura. - See ya. 592 00:18:35,540 --> 00:18:36,480 - Bye. 593 00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:37,210 - Bye, I'll see you later. 594 00:18:37,210 --> 00:18:38,040 - Bye. 595 00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:40,880 (Christmas music) 596 00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,630 - Would you like to hang this star on top of the tree? 597 00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:01,400 - I'm too small. 598 00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:02,840 - Oh, not anymore. 599 00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:03,670 Hold this. 600 00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:08,880 Step up the ladder and place it right on top. 601 00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:09,980 Right there. 602 00:19:09,980 --> 00:19:10,910 There you go. 603 00:19:10,910 --> 00:19:11,810 I told you you could do it. 604 00:19:11,810 --> 00:19:14,480 (kids clapping) 605 00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:17,750 You know something? 606 00:19:17,750 --> 00:19:18,820 You're cute. 607 00:19:18,820 --> 00:19:20,590 - So are you for a girl. 608 00:19:20,590 --> 00:19:23,420 (audience laughs) 609 00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:26,990 When's Santa coming? 610 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,560 (bells jingling) 611 00:19:29,570 --> 00:19:31,770 - I think that's him now. 612 00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:35,370 - [Zack] Ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas. 613 00:19:35,370 --> 00:19:38,210 (audience laughs) 614 00:19:41,210 --> 00:19:42,510 - Hi Santa. 615 00:19:42,510 --> 00:19:44,180 Is this Mrs. Clause? 616 00:19:44,180 --> 00:19:46,110 - Yes, she wouldn't stay at The North Pole 617 00:19:46,110 --> 00:19:47,910 when I told her I was coming to California. 618 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,120 - Soon as this party's over 619 00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:50,650 I'm taking the sleigh to the beach. 620 00:19:50,650 --> 00:19:52,090 (audience laughs) 621 00:19:52,090 --> 00:19:53,590 - Hey Rudolph. 622 00:19:53,590 --> 00:19:54,520 - Hey Lisa. 623 00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:55,660 Wanna play any reindeer games? 624 00:19:55,660 --> 00:19:56,960 (audience laughs) 625 00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:57,820 - Ah, what the heck. 626 00:19:57,830 --> 00:19:58,790 It's Christmas. 627 00:20:00,230 --> 00:20:01,500 - She kissed me. 628 00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:03,500 Santa finally gave me what I asked for. 629 00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:06,430 (audience laughs) 630 00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:07,700 - Merry Christmas. 631 00:20:07,700 --> 00:20:09,700 - [All] Merry Christmas! 632 00:20:09,710 --> 00:20:12,840 - [Kelly] All right, who wants candy canes? 633 00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:15,610 (kids murmuring) 634 00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:19,150 - All right. 635 00:20:20,350 --> 00:20:21,180 Here you go. 636 00:20:23,750 --> 00:20:25,650 - Who wrapped this? 637 00:20:25,650 --> 00:20:26,920 (audience laughs) 638 00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:29,220 - It's what's inside that counts. 639 00:20:29,230 --> 00:20:31,730 - Oh, you wrapped it. 640 00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:33,430 (audience laughs) 641 00:20:33,430 --> 00:20:35,560 - Come here kid. 642 00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:38,300 (kids murmuring) 643 00:20:40,870 --> 00:20:42,370 - [Kelly] Is it a police car? 644 00:20:42,370 --> 00:20:47,110 Vroom, vroom, vroom. (laughs) 645 00:20:47,110 --> 00:20:49,140 - Well Lisa, (laughs) 646 00:20:49,140 --> 00:20:51,250 your party is a big success. 647 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,350 - Our party. 648 00:20:53,350 --> 00:20:54,850 (sighs) You know, Zack? 649 00:20:54,850 --> 00:20:56,280 I can't remember a Christmas 650 00:20:56,290 --> 00:20:58,420 where I've had more fun 651 00:20:58,420 --> 00:20:59,890 and didn't get a thing. 652 00:20:59,890 --> 00:21:02,260 - Hey, well, Santa will fix that. 653 00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:04,160 There you go. 654 00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:04,990 - (laughs) Well thanks. 655 00:21:04,990 --> 00:21:06,330 It matches my uniform. 656 00:21:06,330 --> 00:21:08,800 (audience laughs) 657 00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:09,630 - Hey guys. 658 00:21:09,630 --> 00:21:10,860 - [Zack] Hey buddy. 659 00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:11,970 - Hey let's go visit that homeless guy. 660 00:21:11,970 --> 00:21:13,170 - Yeah. - Yeah, good idea. 661 00:21:13,170 --> 00:21:14,670 - Yeah, we'll take him a present. 662 00:21:14,670 --> 00:21:16,740 - Hey, Lisa, you know the room number of the guy? 663 00:21:16,740 --> 00:21:18,640 - Uh, no, but Monique over there would. 664 00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:19,440 She's in Admitting. - Oh, okay. 665 00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:20,270 - Come on. 666 00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:22,510 Hi, Monique. 667 00:21:22,510 --> 00:21:23,840 I'm looking for a mn. 668 00:21:23,850 --> 00:21:24,980 - Well, so am I 669 00:21:24,980 --> 00:21:26,250 but here they're either married or sick. 670 00:21:26,250 --> 00:21:27,650 (audience laughs) 671 00:21:27,650 --> 00:21:28,920 - No, I mean the homeless guy 672 00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:29,580 who collapsed in the Bayside Mall today. 673 00:21:29,590 --> 00:21:30,750 - Oh, him. 674 00:21:30,750 --> 00:21:32,520 Nice but too old for me. 675 00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:33,750 - Hey. 676 00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:35,120 - He's in the East wing, room 306. 677 00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:36,460 - Thanks Monique. - Thank you. 678 00:21:38,390 --> 00:21:41,300 - Well, kids, Santa and his little helpers 679 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:42,860 have to be going now. 680 00:21:42,860 --> 00:21:44,670 There's a big snow storm coming. 681 00:21:44,670 --> 00:21:47,530 - It never snows in Los Angeles. 682 00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:48,440 (audience laughs) 683 00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:49,340 - Says who? 684 00:21:52,410 --> 00:21:54,410 ♪ Dashing through the snow ♪ 685 00:21:54,410 --> 00:21:57,010 ♪ In a one-horse open sleigh ♪ 686 00:21:57,010 --> 00:21:58,880 ♪ O'er the fields we go ♪ 687 00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:00,110 ♪ Laughing all the way ♪ 688 00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:01,150 ♪ Ha, ha, ha ♪ 689 00:22:01,150 --> 00:22:03,350 ♪ Bells on bobtails ring ♪ 690 00:22:03,350 --> 00:22:05,350 ♪ Making spirits bright ♪ 691 00:22:05,350 --> 00:22:07,590 ♪ What fun it is to ride and sing ♪ 692 00:22:07,590 --> 00:22:09,320 ♪ A sleighing song tonight ♪ 693 00:22:09,330 --> 00:22:12,290 ♪ Oh jingle bells, jingle bells ♪ 694 00:22:12,290 --> 00:22:14,590 ♪ Jingle all the way ♪ 695 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,660 ♪ Oh what fun it is to ride ♪ 696 00:22:16,670 --> 00:22:19,130 ♪ In a one-horse open slay, hey ♪ 697 00:22:19,130 --> 00:22:21,340 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪ 698 00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:23,670 ♪ Jingle all the way ♪ 699 00:22:23,670 --> 00:22:27,340 ♪ Oh what fun it is to ride ♪ 700 00:22:29,210 --> 00:22:30,580 - I hope he's feeling better. 701 00:22:30,580 --> 00:22:32,310 - Hey, Monique said he was just run down. 702 00:22:32,310 --> 00:22:33,310 - She's wrong. 703 00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:34,380 There were no cars near him. 704 00:22:34,380 --> 00:22:37,220 (audience laughs) 705 00:22:40,420 --> 00:22:41,620 - Laura. 706 00:22:41,620 --> 00:22:43,360 What are you doing here? 707 00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:44,420 - Visiting. 708 00:22:44,430 --> 00:22:45,360 He's my father. 709 00:22:46,500 --> 00:22:49,900 (techno Christmas music) 710 00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:58,370 (upbeat surfer music) 46082

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