All language subtitles for Saved by the Bell S03E23 Cut Day_track3_[eng]

(bell ringing)

♪ When I wake up
in the morning ♪

♪ And the alarm
gives out a warning ♪

♪ I don't think I'll
ever make it on time ♪

♪ By the time I grab my books
and I give myself a look ♪

♪ I'm at the corner just in
time to see the bus fly by ♪

♪ It's all right 'cause
I'm saved by the bell ♪

♪ If the teacher pops a
test, I know I'm in a mess ♪

♪ And my dog ate all my
homework last night ♪

♪ Riding low in my chair ♪

♪ She won't know
that I'm there ♪

♪ If I can hand it in
tomorrow it'll be all right ♪

♪ It's all right 'cause
I'm saved by the bell ♪

♪ It's all right 'cause
I'm saved by the ♪

♪ It's all right 'cause
I'm saved by the ♪

♪ It's all right 'cause
I'm saved by the bell ♪

- The Student Council
meeting is now in session.

Zack, what's the first
order of business?

- Well, we have a
very exciting petition

signed by four nerds,
two dorks, and a dweeb.

- I'm the dweeb.

- Everybody knows
that, Franklin.

- We want Thursday to be an
official day of mourning.

- Franklin's right.

25 years ago next Thursday,
they canceled Gilligan's Island.

- Oh boy.

- And somebody
should cancel you.

- Any other new business?

- I think Graham has
to go to the bathroom.

- Yes, Graham?

- I'd like to
introduce all of you

to public enemy number one.

- Hey, he's right here.

- The plastic foam cup.

Every time we use one
of these in our school,

we pollute our planet
because plastic foam cups

are not biodegradable.

- Yeah, he's right, we need
to talk to the administration.

- No, we need to stop
tomorrow's delivery

of plastic foam cups.

- Hey, no one's gonna
be here tomorrow.

It's Cut Day, remember?

It's the only reason
I go to school.

- Zack, we need to
save the planet.

- Well hey, a planet without
Cut Day isn't worth saving.

- [Zack] Bravo.

- All right, everybody.

I have an important
announcement to make.

I know that tomorrow is Cut Day.

- Thanks for reminding us, sir.

- Stop by again next year.

- See ya.

- Now, there's nothing
I can do to stop you,

but anyone who does cut tomorrow

will get an unexcused absence.

And 10 unexcused
absences mean suspension.

And somebody here
already has nine.

- Aw, come on, sir.

You can't expect me
to be here on Cut Day.

- Oh, yes I can.

I'm gonna check on
you all day long,

and if you're not
here, you're suspended.

- Sense of impending doom.

Hey, what do you think, Lisa?

A little less on the side, maybe
straighten my curls on top?

- What are you talking
about, Screech?

- Well, tomorrow's Cut Day.

- You don't get a haircut
on Cut Day, you doofus.

You cut school and
go to the beach.

- Well, how come nobody
told me this last year?

I blew the whole day
at the barber shop.

- This is gonna be the
best Cut Day ever, Mama.

First, we'll start at the
Max, and after that we'll go--

- Hold it, Slater, I want
to stay in school tomorrow.

- What?

Are you out of your mind?

- I want to guarantee
the survival

of the Earth's environment.

- Well, can't that
wait 'til Monday?

- No, there's a plastic
foam protest tomorrow,

and I intend to be part of it.

- Oh well, have fun.

I'll be at the beach with my
plastic foam boogie board.

- How can you be
so irresponsible?

- Jessie, lighten up.

Missing one protest march
isn't gonna put the Earth

on the critical list.

- Yeah, Jessie, you know
everything about the environment

except how to enjoy it.

- Well, if you don't do
something about it now,

there won't be
anything left to enjoy.

Graham, I thought what you
said this morning was great.

- Wait 'til you see
me in action tomorrow,

even if I have to protest alone.

- Oh, you won't be alone.

I'll be here
protesting with you.

- Really?

That's great, two people
can make a difference.

All you need's a
spark to start a fire.

I'll see ya.

- While you and Graham are
out toasting marshmallows,

I'll be having fun
with Kelly and Zack.

- Correction, Zack is
gonna be here with me.

- You, marching for
the environment?

His idea of recycling is
trading blondes for brunettes.

- No, no I'm not
marching, Slater.

- Belding said if he cuts
once more he's suspended.

(Zack groans)

- Aw, pretty poor Preppy.

I'll send you a postcard.

- Hey, the king of Cut
Day will find a way out.

- Zack, your folks will kill
you if you get suspended.

- Give it up, guy,
you're spending Cut
Day here at Bayside.

- Yeah?

All right, a hundred bucks
says I'll find a way out

and spend Cut Day with you.

- You're on.

- All right, let's
call the roll.

Adams.

Applegate.

Baker.

Barnet.

Who cares?

Where did we leave
off yesterday?

- We were discussing
the obvious benefits

of a female president.

She's long overdue.

- Yep, just like a
woman, always late.

- Well, I think it's about
time that the United States

caught up with the
rest of the world.

I mean, they've had Margaret
Thatcher in England,

Indira Gandhi in India,
Golda Meir in Israel.

What?

- Oh, nothing, I didn't
know there was a male brain

capable of that
kind of thinking.

- Excuse me, Mrs. Carpenter.

I just want to make sure
that one of your students is.

Well, good morning, Zack.

- Yes, that's easy
for you to say, sir.

They pay you to be here.

- Well, I have to go now,

but I'll checking
on you later, Zack.

You can count on it.

- You're out a hundred bucks.

- I wouldn't be
too sure, Jessie.

- Zack Morris to the library.

You owe $86 in overdue books,

and the librarian is shouting
in a whisper for her money.

- All right, Zack,
you'd better go.

- See what happens when
you don't cut school?

You get in trouble.

- Come on, gator, you're mine.

Take that and that and that.

- Screech, let me have a turn.

- This is a man's job, Lisa.

Take that.

Get back to your swamp.

I got 'em all.

- No, you missed one.

- Oh.

I don't think you
understand the rules.

- All right, now
just let the stick

slide through your
fingers, okay Kelly?

Keep it straight
and follow through.

- Okay.
- Go ahead.

- Think you got it.

- Bullseye.
- Nice.

- You're a terrific
teacher, Slater.

You and Jessie must
have a blast together.

- Are you kidding?

Once I tried to
teach her horseshoes,

and she said it was
cruelty to animals.

Come on, let's try this one.

- Okay.

Hey, you want to take a turn?

- Oh no, that's all right.

I enjoy teaching.

Uh oh.
- All right.

This has been the
best Cut Day yet.

- And the most profitable.

I feel like I've already
got Zack's hundred bucks

in my pocket.

- Yeah, well you better
check that pocket again.

- [Kelly And Slater] Zack?

- Hey, how'd you get out?

- I had a friend
come and get me.

- Remember, you
promised to help support

my Mr. Ed resolution.

- Yes, you have
my word, Franklin.

Now, gimme my money now so
I can head back to class

before Belding catches me.

- Wait, time out, wait a second.

This is Cut Day, not cut class.

You don't win the bet unless
you show up everywhere we go

all day long.

- You want me to sneak
out of every single class?

- Hey, if you can't do it,
Preppy, then I guess you lose.

Just give me my money now.

- No way.

The bet's still on,
and you're gonna lose.

Wherever you go, I'll be there.

- All right, come on, let's go.

- 10, nine, I knew he'd cut.

I know Zack Morris like
the back of my hand.

Five, four, three, two--

- Mr. Belding, what
a pleasant surprise.

And what brings
you to study hall?

- Don't get cocky, Zack,
I've got my eye on you.

- Sorry, sir,
you're not my type.

(bell ringing)

- Okay, nobody's here.

Free period, do
whatever you want.

- You were gone a long time.

They must have really put
it to you at the library.

- Oh, get real,
I was at the Max.

- You cut?

How'd you get out of here?

- Uh uh uh, a great magician
never reveals his secrets.

Now I gotta figure out
my next disappearing act.

- I gotta paint
signs for the rally.

- Oh, great idea.

Can I help?

- Well, sure.

How are you at slogans?

- Oh, my specialty.

How's this one?

Plastic foam, the
choice of idiots.

- Maybe just a wee
bit too intense.

- Oh, Mr. Mooney?

Oh man, can I go
to the bathroom?

(grumbling)

All right, thanks.

- Okay, let's see what we got.

Drink now, die later.

Go home plastic foam.

- Oh wait, wait, this
one's my favorite.

It's time to wake up,
drink from a paper cup.

- It's protest
poetry, I love it.

- [Jessie] Why are you so happy?

- Well, I did a little
painting of my own.

- Oh, tell me he skipped out.

- [Announcer] Mr. Belding,
your car is being towed.

You parked it in a red zone.

- What?

I did not park in a red zone!

- Guess who painted the curb?

(ominous music)

- Want some imported chocolates?

- Where are they from?

- Afghanistan,
they make the best

chocolate-covered
grasshoppers in the world.

- Grasshoppers?

(gagging)

- How about a beetle?

Oh look, a wing.

- You know, Kelly, I am
really glad we came here.

Jessie wouldn't go to this
kinda flick in a million years.

- Well, I love a good scare.

I saw Revenge of the Zombie
Headhunters seven times.

- Oh, I really wanted
to see that one,

but Jessie wouldn't go because
I couldn't convince her

that zombie headhunters
were feminists.

- Ugh.

- Uh oh, the creature's
starting to ooze.

(creature roars)

- Look what you did, Screech.

- Hey, don't complain, you
got all the ones with butter.

(creature roars)

(Screech screams)

- Screech!

- Shh!

Hush, it's me.

What's going on here?

- The monster just ate Burbank.

- No, between Kelly and Slater.

- He didn't eat them,
Zack, they're fine.

(Zack coughs)

- Zack.

- It was a really scary
moment in the movie.

- Uh huh.

Well, this is a scary
moment for you, Slater.

I got out again.

You're gonna lose.

- Yeah, well don't
be so sure, Preppy.

You never know what'll happen.

(creature roaring)

- No, I guess you never do.

- Look, the delivery person
will be here any minute,

so you and I are gonna have to
block the hall by ourselves.

- We can do it.

It's not how many of us there
are, it's how much we believe.

- You know, Jess, I've never
met anyone else quite like you.

- Is that a compliment?

- Yeah, you bet it is.

- Hey, guys.

- Ah ha!

(Zack shouts)
(Belding laughs)

This time I caught you.

What do you think you're doing?

- Uh, what am I doing?

- Uh huh.

- Um, I'm exercising
my right to protest.

- Oh!
- Yes, power to the people!

Right on, go team go!

Save the Earth!

- [Graham] Hey, there he is.

♪ One, two, three four, don't
use plastic foam no more ♪

♪ Yeah, five, six,
seven, eight ♪

♪ Nine, 10, 11, 12 ♪

- All right, all right,
you have made your point.

Now let the man
make his delivery.

- Mr. Belding, don't you
care about our future?

- I care about running
an orderly school.

If you don't want plastic foam,

then present a petition
to the school board.

Now, go to class
before I present

all three of you with detention.

- Hey.

- Hey, Jessie.

- Graham, we failed.

- No, we didn't.

If we convinced even one
person, then we succeeded.

Right, Zack?

- Graham, you failed.

- When you try
and save the world

and people don't even care--

- You start to think,
what's the use?

- You really understand
how I feel, don't you?

- Yeah, I do because
I feel the same way.

But I keep trying.

- What a Cut Day.

Some people are
ditching classes,

some people are
ditching each other.

(lively rock music)

- You're really a
hot dancer, Slater.

- Oh, thanks, so are you.

Oh, but your
shoulders are too hot.

- What?
- They're burning up.

Come on, let me put
some lotion on 'em.

- Oh, thanks.

- You know, Kelly, this is
a new experience for me,

spending the whole
day with a girl

and not getting into a fight.

- This is the most fun
I've had in a long time.

- Lisa, my shoulders
are getting red too.

Could you put some
lotion on 'em?

- Why don't I bury
you in the sand?

Then the sun won't bother you.

- That's a terrific idea.

So you won't mind?

- Oh, Screech, I
won't mind a bit.

Just wish I had a bulldozer.

- Hey, everybody, let's party.

(crowd cheering)
Yeah!

Well, I hope I'm not
interrupting anything.

- Hey, why you
dressed like that?

- Well, let's just say
Ernie the custodian,

he's wearing a blonde wig, and
he's taking my French test.

- Gee, Zack, I
knew you'd show up.

I saved my last box

of chocolate-covered
grasshoppers for you.

You're my hero.

- Hey, thanks, Screech.

Gosh, I'll eat 'em later.

It's not smart to swim
on a full stomach.

- You're right, safety first.

- Yep.

- All right, Lisa,
you can bury me now.

- With pleasure.

- Well, bud, getting
ready to pay up?

- It's not ever yet, bud.

You still have to show up at
the Max during last period.

- It's no problem.

I have Mrs. Culpepper
last period.

A heard of elephants could
sneak out of her class.

- I better go get us some drinks

while I still have some cash.

I'll be right back.

- So looks like you've
been enjoying Cut Day.

- I really have,
that's the problem.

- Why?

You're supposed to
have fun on Cut Day.

- But not this much fun.

I mean, not with my
best friend's boyfriend.

Zack, when I think of poor
Jessie stuck in school

while I'm here at the beach
having a great time with Slater.

- Ah, Kelly, I wouldn't feel
too sorry for poor Jessie.

- Come on, Zack.

I mean, if the
situation was reversed,

can you imagine Jessie
getting closer to another guy?

- Well, you know, if I really
force myself, I think I could.

- Excuse me.

Here you go, Kelly.
- Thanks.

- Zack.
- Thanks.

- Here you go Lisa.

- Thanks.

- You want some soda, Screech?

- [Screech] Thanks.

(Screech burps)

- Hi, Mrs. Culpepper.

- Oh, good afternoon, Zack.

- This is too easy.

- I am touched that everyone
showed up on Cut Day.

Now, let's travel to Africa.

Nigeria is here.

Next to Las Vegas?

- I wouldn't bet on it.

- Mrs. Culpepper, Mrs.
Culpepper, congratulations.

We just received this telegram.

You have won $2
million in the lottery.

- Oh!

- I'm so happy for you.

- Oh, I don't care
what you think.

Good riddance to you
and my lousy salary.

I'm out of here.

(phone ringing)

- Hello?

- Did Mrs. Culpepper get
my telegram yet, Preppy?

- Slater, what are you up to?

- You'll see, because
if I know Belding.

- All right, put that
phone away, Zack.

You are finishing the
day right here at school,

and I am staying here with
you to keep you company.

The rest of you may go.

- Gotcha, Preppy.

- This does not look good.

- Well you know, Zack, I will
be glad when this day is over.

Been so busy keeping an eye on
you, I forgot to have lunch.

- Thank you, Lord.

Sir, I happen to
have some candy here.

Would you like a piece?

- That is very thoughtful.

Thank you, Zack.

Yes, I would like some.

Oh, thank you.

Mm, good.

- Yeah, they're imported.

- It's crunchy.
- Yeah.

- But it doesn't
really taste like nuts.

What is it exactly?

- It's chocolate-covered
grasshoppers.

(Belding laughs)

- Well, the crunchy
part's the thorax.

(Zack laughs)

You seen Belding?

- Yeah, he just ran
by here in a panic.

- All right.
- What's wrong?

- Well, he has a stomach bug.

Off to the Max, bye.

- We'll see you there.

- Okay.

Not okay.

If Jessie sees Slater with
Kelly and Slater sees Jessie

with Graham, Cut Day
becomes Kill Day.

Um, Jessie, Jessie you can't
go to the Max right now.

- Why not?

- Uh, because you guys were
gonna save the world today.

- Yeah, well, we tried.

No we're gonna take the
rest of the day off.

- Well, why don't
you go to the beach?

I mean, it's much
sunnier than the Max.

- Too much sun's
bad for you, Zack.

- Hey, stay out of
this, pale face.

- Let's go, Jess.

- No, no, no, Jessie, Jessie,
Jessie, you don't understand.

- Zack Morris!

- Jessie.

- Trying to cut at
the last minute, huh?

- Oh, sir, you misjudge me.

I was just coming to see
if you were all right.

I was concerned.

- Well, no, I
appreciate your concern.

I'm all right now.
- Okay.

- I'm just a little weak.

- Well, well then
you should eat, sir.

Would you like another
piece of candy?

(Belding groans)

Oh, don't worry, it's
not chocolate and
it's no grasshopper.

- All right, thanks,
Zack, thanks.

- Hard to get, huh?

- I've got it, thank you.

Mm.
- Mm, yeah.

- This is great.
- Yeah?

- What is it?

- Well, it's a
caramel caterpillar.

Have another?

Hopefully I can beat
Jessie to the Max.

- Nice.

- At the tone, the
time will be 3:30.

Zack owes me 100 smackers.

- Yo, Slater.

- Oh, too late, Preppy.

- Is Jessie already here?

- Jessie, what's Jessie
got to do with it?

You just lost a bet.

- Oh, well, come on, let's
go to the bank right now

and get your money.

Now, now, now.
- Wait a second.

What's the rush?

(Jessie laughing)
Jessie?

- Oh, Slater.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Look, I think we need to talk.

- Yeah, maybe we do.

- Oh no, you don't.

Come on, everybody, let's dance.

Slater, you can dance with me.

We'll just, you know.

- Let's sit here.

- Brace yourself, guys, you're
about to see some fireworks.

- Look, Slater.

We went the whole day
without seeing each other.

And I don't know how you feel,

but I enjoyed spending
time with someone else.

- You mean Graham?

- Yes.

Look, it's been great going
steady, but we do fight a lot.

And maybe, maybe
it would be better

if we started to
see other people.

- Yeah, that is a good idea.

- Now, now don't
take this too hard.

- I'm not.

- Time will heal your pain.

- Uh, no, Jessie.

I think seeing other
people is a great idea.

- What?

- I feel the same way you do.

In fact, I had a great
time with Kelly today.

- Kelly?

You cheated on me
with my friend?

- I told you.

Here it comes,
feminist eats Tokyo.

- Look, I didn't cheat on you.

I just had a fun day with
a girl without arguing.

- Well, then why don't
you just keep going out

with other girls?

- I will, and you'll
go out with other guys.

We already said that, remember?

Come on, it was your idea.

- Look, they're
laughing together.

I've never seen that before.

- Man, I thought they were gonna
tear each other's eyes out.

- Come on, Zack, that only
happens in zombie movies.

- Guys, we want you to
be the first to know

Slater and I have decided
to date other people.

- But you were so happy
together, every now and then.

- Don't worry, Jessie and
I are still gonna go out

whenever we feel the
need for a good fight.

(upbeat rock music)