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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,130 --> 00:00:02,930 (school bell rings) 2 00:00:02,930 --> 00:00:04,330 ♪ When I wake up in the morning ♪ 3 00:00:04,330 --> 00:00:05,900 ♪ And the alarm gives out a warning ♪ 4 00:00:05,900 --> 00:00:09,070 ♪ I don't think I'll ever make it on time ♪ 5 00:00:09,070 --> 00:00:10,510 ♪ By the time I grab my books ♪ 6 00:00:10,510 --> 00:00:12,070 ♪ And I give myself a look ♪ 7 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:15,440 ♪ I'm at the corner just in time to see the bus fly by ♪ 8 00:00:15,450 --> 00:00:20,450 ♪ It's alright 'cause I'm saved by the bell ♪ 9 00:00:21,350 --> 00:00:22,650 ♪ If the teacher pops a test ♪ 10 00:00:22,650 --> 00:00:24,050 ♪ I know I'm in a mess ♪ 11 00:00:24,050 --> 00:00:27,290 ♪ And my dog ate all my homework last night ♪ 12 00:00:27,290 --> 00:00:28,720 ♪ Riding low in my chair ♪ 13 00:00:28,730 --> 00:00:30,260 ♪ She won't know that I'm there ♪ 14 00:00:30,260 --> 00:00:33,760 ♪ If I can hand it in tomorrow it will be alright ♪ 15 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:38,730 ♪ It's alright 'cause I'm saved by the bell ♪ 16 00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:55,120 ♪ It's alright 'cause I'm saved by the ♪ 17 00:00:55,120 --> 00:00:58,250 ♪ It's alright 'cause I'm saved by the ♪ 18 00:00:58,260 --> 00:01:03,090 ♪ It's alright 'cause I'm saved by the bell ♪ 19 00:01:16,010 --> 00:01:18,240 - [Zack] What a week this is going to be. 20 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:20,580 Jesse's Dad is getting married. 21 00:01:20,580 --> 00:01:23,610 See, he's the manager of this luxury hotel in Palm Dessert 22 00:01:23,610 --> 00:01:26,480 and he's invited the whole gang down for the wedding. 23 00:01:26,480 --> 00:01:28,250 Maybe I'll get lucky and they'll throw me 24 00:01:28,250 --> 00:01:30,490 to the single girls instead of the bouquet. 25 00:01:43,170 --> 00:01:45,000 - Jesse told us this hotel was beautiful 26 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:47,030 but I never expected this. 27 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:49,500 - Health spa, golf course, swimming pool. 28 00:01:49,510 --> 00:01:51,670 Her father's the manager of heaven. 29 00:01:53,210 --> 00:01:55,880 - Yeah and all these beautiful angels around here 30 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:56,680 to prove it! 31 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:00,480 What's up, Jess? 32 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:01,280 - Okay guys we're all checked in. 33 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:02,750 My Dad left a note him, 34 00:02:02,750 --> 00:02:04,090 he and his fiancé are gonna meet us for dinner. 35 00:02:04,090 --> 00:02:05,990 Oh I can't wait to meet her. 36 00:02:05,990 --> 00:02:08,060 - I can't believe your Dad's getting re-married 37 00:02:08,060 --> 00:02:10,260 and you've never met the chick. 38 00:02:10,260 --> 00:02:11,260 I mean babe, I mean! 39 00:02:12,630 --> 00:02:13,890 Help me out here, Preppie! 40 00:02:13,900 --> 00:02:14,730 - Woman! 41 00:02:14,730 --> 00:02:15,930 - That's it! 42 00:02:15,930 --> 00:02:17,870 - The reason is because it happened so fast. 43 00:02:17,870 --> 00:02:20,940 They met here, fell in love, now they're getting married. 44 00:02:20,940 --> 00:02:24,470 - That's the most romantic story I've ever heard. 45 00:02:24,470 --> 00:02:27,040 - Let's get away from leaky eyes and check this place out. 46 00:02:27,040 --> 00:02:29,140 Love struck once, it could happen again. 47 00:02:29,150 --> 00:02:32,350 - I can see how, it'd be easy to fall in love here. 48 00:02:32,350 --> 00:02:33,980 - Hi. 49 00:02:33,980 --> 00:02:37,120 - Hey, I am in love now. 50 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:40,360 - If you're gonna drool, do it over the fountain. 51 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:42,620 - Oh please, she's just some aerobics bimbo. 52 00:02:42,630 --> 00:02:44,690 If brains were dynamite, she wouldn't have enough 53 00:02:44,690 --> 00:02:46,390 to blow her nose. 54 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:47,630 - Well that's good point, Jesse, 55 00:02:47,630 --> 00:02:49,530 but remember, air heads are people too. 56 00:02:49,530 --> 00:02:51,770 - And they make great dates. 57 00:02:51,770 --> 00:02:53,970 Let's go check out those hard bodies out at the Health Spa. 58 00:02:53,970 --> 00:02:54,940 - Yeah, I'm with you dudes. 59 00:02:54,940 --> 00:02:56,300 I wanna try out my new book. 60 00:02:57,640 --> 00:02:59,740 - Everything You Need to Know About Girls. 61 00:02:59,740 --> 00:03:02,140 - Yep, Jesse's Dad may not be the only one 62 00:03:02,150 --> 00:03:03,740 getting some action around here. 63 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,900 - Whoa, this is serious. 64 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:24,430 - Gentlemen, we have struck gold. 65 00:03:24,430 --> 00:03:25,830 Let's work out. 66 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:27,100 - I don't know about you, 67 00:03:27,100 --> 00:03:29,700 but working out is the last thing on my mind. 68 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:31,470 - I hear you blood. 69 00:03:31,470 --> 00:03:33,110 - I hear you blood? 70 00:03:33,110 --> 00:03:34,140 Where did you get that? 71 00:03:36,010 --> 00:03:38,110 - Chapter three, talking cool. 72 00:03:39,250 --> 00:03:40,750 - Is there a chapter on shutting up? 73 00:03:51,130 --> 00:03:52,190 Hi! 74 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:53,030 - Hi! 75 00:03:53,030 --> 00:03:54,460 - I saw you in the lobby 76 00:03:54,460 --> 00:03:57,400 and I must say you are in great shape. 77 00:03:57,400 --> 00:03:59,900 - Well I eat right, I get plenty of sleep, 78 00:03:59,900 --> 00:04:02,040 and I teach six aerobics classes a day. 79 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:05,410 - Oh, low impact or high? 80 00:04:05,410 --> 00:04:06,670 - Oh, you know aerobics? 81 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:08,210 - Yeah, I don't want to brag, 82 00:04:08,210 --> 00:04:12,250 but I'm the captain of our schools aerobics team. 83 00:04:12,250 --> 00:04:15,220 - Oh really, well maybe you'd like to join my class? 84 00:04:15,220 --> 00:04:17,720 - Well, how about a private workout? 85 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:20,190 - Well I have a pretty full schedule. 86 00:04:20,190 --> 00:04:22,460 - Oh, so do I, but I can always make room for you. 87 00:04:22,460 --> 00:04:24,460 - Look, if you are going to join my class, 88 00:04:24,460 --> 00:04:26,530 why don't we start warming up? 89 00:04:26,530 --> 00:04:28,860 - Okay, what do you suggest? 90 00:04:28,870 --> 00:04:30,670 - Why don't you give this one a try? 91 00:04:32,340 --> 00:04:33,900 One and two. 92 00:04:35,610 --> 00:04:36,970 - Oh, oh yeah, beautiful. 93 00:04:37,840 --> 00:04:39,040 No problem. 94 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:41,010 Here we go. 95 00:04:42,450 --> 00:04:43,840 I'm just warming up. 96 00:04:46,650 --> 00:04:48,720 (groans) 97 00:04:50,790 --> 00:04:51,990 - I'll see you in class. 98 00:05:03,500 --> 00:05:05,530 - Hi, is this bow taken? 99 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:07,600 - I don't think so. 100 00:05:12,210 --> 00:05:14,440 - I like it when the water's calm like this. 101 00:05:16,910 --> 00:05:20,820 You might be wandering my name, it's A.C. Slater from L.A. 102 00:05:21,750 --> 00:05:22,850 - I'm Christina. 103 00:05:23,820 --> 00:05:25,850 - That is a beautiful accent. 104 00:05:25,860 --> 00:05:27,990 Let me guess you're not from California? 105 00:05:27,990 --> 00:05:30,960 - No, I'm not, I'm from Europe. 106 00:05:33,830 --> 00:05:35,760 Well it was nice meeting you. 107 00:05:35,770 --> 00:05:37,400 - Hey, maybe I'll see you around. 108 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:38,600 - Hmm, maybe! 109 00:05:46,280 --> 00:05:50,040 - Say Foxy Lady, want to run away with me? 110 00:05:50,050 --> 00:05:55,050 - Run away with yourself you geek. 111 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:07,400 - How's my hair? 112 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:08,460 Maybe I should've worn it up. 113 00:06:08,470 --> 00:06:09,760 - It's beautiful. 114 00:06:09,770 --> 00:06:10,700 - What about my makeup? 115 00:06:10,700 --> 00:06:11,570 I didn't over do it, did I? 116 00:06:11,570 --> 00:06:13,370 - It's great, Jesse. 117 00:06:13,370 --> 00:06:14,400 - And my dress? 118 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:16,170 - Jesse, you look fine. 119 00:06:16,170 --> 00:06:19,840 I mean, we're having dinner with your Dad, not Mel Gibson. 120 00:06:19,840 --> 00:06:23,280 - I'm sorry, I'm gonna meet my future stepmom. 121 00:06:23,280 --> 00:06:25,650 It's important I make the right impression. 122 00:06:25,650 --> 00:06:28,350 - What are all these beautiful ladies doing in my hotel? 123 00:06:28,350 --> 00:06:29,380 - Hey Daddy! 124 00:06:29,390 --> 00:06:30,620 - Hi sweetheart. 125 00:06:30,620 --> 00:06:31,720 Kelly, Lisa, it's nice to see you. 126 00:06:31,720 --> 00:06:33,290 - [Both] Hi. 127 00:06:33,290 --> 00:06:35,460 - Oh Jesse, you look so beautiful. 128 00:06:35,460 --> 00:06:38,860 Everything about you, your hair, your makeup, your dress. 129 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,000 You look so grown up. 130 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:42,930 - Thank you. 131 00:06:42,930 --> 00:06:43,870 What about you Daddy? 132 00:06:43,870 --> 00:06:45,700 I mean, you look so young. 133 00:06:45,700 --> 00:06:48,040 Not that your old or anything. 134 00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:49,700 - Leslie makes me feel young. 135 00:06:51,170 --> 00:06:53,270 You are going to love her, Jesse. 136 00:06:54,240 --> 00:06:55,280 - I can't wait to meet her. 137 00:06:55,280 --> 00:06:56,210 Where is she? 138 00:06:56,210 --> 00:06:58,050 - She should be here any minute. 139 00:06:58,050 --> 00:06:59,950 Why don't we sit down while we wait? 140 00:06:59,950 --> 00:07:00,720 - Oh great. 141 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:01,980 - Come on over here. 142 00:07:01,980 --> 00:07:03,580 I've arranged a nice little table for us. 143 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:05,650 I think you'll appreciate it. 144 00:07:05,660 --> 00:07:07,320 Oh good, here we are. 145 00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:08,990 - This is nice. - Beautiful. 146 00:07:08,990 --> 00:07:09,990 - Thank you. 147 00:07:11,290 --> 00:07:12,630 - I'm so hungry. 148 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:19,230 - So, how you girls enjoying the hotel? 149 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:22,000 - It's wonderful, thank you so much for inviting us. 150 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:23,600 - If you need someone to keep an eye on the place 151 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:26,510 while you're on your honeymoon, I'm available. 152 00:07:26,510 --> 00:07:28,740 - I'll remember that, Lisa. 153 00:07:28,750 --> 00:07:30,080 - Hey. - Hi guys! 154 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:34,580 Hey, what happened to you Zack? 155 00:07:34,580 --> 00:07:37,590 - Oh, nothing a few days in the jacuzzi won't cure. 156 00:07:37,590 --> 00:07:38,820 - He tried to impress some chick 157 00:07:38,820 --> 00:07:40,860 by straining every muscle in his body. 158 00:07:42,060 --> 00:07:44,020 - How you doing with the ladies, Screech? 159 00:07:44,030 --> 00:07:45,460 - Oh, I've met a few babes, 160 00:07:45,460 --> 00:07:47,560 but I'm still waiting for Miss Right. 161 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:49,630 - Well you'll be waiting for a long time. 162 00:07:50,700 --> 00:07:52,600 - Oh Lisa, with this book, 163 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:55,240 even you would be putty in my hands. 164 00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:56,140 For instance, 165 00:07:59,310 --> 00:08:02,140 you know love kitten, I don't need to see the specials, 166 00:08:02,140 --> 00:08:03,540 you're the catch of the day. 167 00:08:05,250 --> 00:08:07,210 - Oh, that's good, may I see that please? 168 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:08,050 - Sure. 169 00:08:08,050 --> 00:08:08,980 - Catch this. 170 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:16,790 - Don't look now but your air head just flew in. 171 00:08:16,790 --> 00:08:18,260 - I knew she couldn't resist me. 172 00:08:18,260 --> 00:08:19,530 - Hi David! 173 00:08:19,530 --> 00:08:21,030 - Hi Leslie. 174 00:08:21,030 --> 00:08:23,900 Kids, I would like you to meet the future Mrs. Spano. 175 00:08:26,370 --> 00:08:29,840 - Oh, my gosh, I hit on your mother. 176 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:31,070 - You think that's bad? 177 00:08:31,070 --> 00:08:32,940 Jesse's Dads marrying the aerobics bimbo. 178 00:08:49,930 --> 00:08:51,430 - Would you calm down? 179 00:08:51,430 --> 00:08:53,460 Leslie is a nice lady. 180 00:08:53,460 --> 00:08:55,500 - No Zack, she's a nice girl. 181 00:08:55,500 --> 00:08:58,270 I can't believe my Dad is gonna marry her. 182 00:08:58,270 --> 00:09:01,000 - And I can't believe I tried to pick up on your stepmom. 183 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:03,100 I'm so embarrassed. 184 00:09:03,110 --> 00:09:05,440 - I'm embarrassed my Dad is robbing the cradle. 185 00:09:06,310 --> 00:09:07,980 - There you are Jesse. 186 00:09:07,980 --> 00:09:09,480 Why did you run off so fast? 187 00:09:09,480 --> 00:09:11,580 - You left before I got the chance to ask you 188 00:09:11,580 --> 00:09:13,850 to be my maid of honor on Sunday. 189 00:09:13,850 --> 00:09:16,880 - Wow, maid of honor, what an honor. 190 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:18,850 - Gee, Leslie, I don't know. 191 00:09:18,860 --> 00:09:20,090 - What's your problem? 192 00:09:20,090 --> 00:09:21,920 I mean, you get to stand up in front of a crowd 193 00:09:21,930 --> 00:09:23,620 in a beautiful gown. 194 00:09:23,630 --> 00:09:25,160 - I really can't. 195 00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:26,990 I don't have a gown. 196 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,400 - Oh, I've already got one for you. 197 00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:30,060 Just come by your Dad's suite tomorrow morning 198 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:31,670 for a fitting. 199 00:09:31,670 --> 00:09:33,430 We are gonna have so much fun. 200 00:09:34,340 --> 00:09:35,570 - Hey, since we're down here, 201 00:09:35,570 --> 00:09:36,840 why don't we take a boat ride out to the Point 202 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:37,770 so you can see where we're getting married. 203 00:09:37,770 --> 00:09:39,470 - Yeah. - All right. 204 00:09:39,480 --> 00:09:41,880 - Come on, let's go. 205 00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:43,740 - Uh sorry, I'm gonna have to bail. 206 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:46,150 - Something wrong, honey? 207 00:09:46,150 --> 00:09:47,350 - He doesn't wanna know. 208 00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:50,950 - I have a really bad headache. 209 00:09:50,950 --> 00:09:52,790 - Can I get you something? 210 00:09:52,790 --> 00:09:55,260 - No, I just need to lie down. 211 00:09:55,260 --> 00:09:56,320 See you, later Daddy. 212 00:09:57,360 --> 00:09:59,190 Bye everybody. 213 00:10:01,460 --> 00:10:04,530 - Okay, give us the dirt, when did sparks start flying? 214 00:10:04,530 --> 00:10:07,640 - Well six months ago David hired me to run the Health Spa. 215 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:10,610 - Pretty soon I was taking three aerobics classes a day. 216 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,410 - He told me that his doctor said he needed 217 00:10:12,410 --> 00:10:14,110 to get more exercise. 218 00:10:14,110 --> 00:10:14,940 - She bought it. 219 00:10:16,310 --> 00:10:18,180 - Doctor's orders, pretty smooth there, Mr. S. 220 00:10:18,180 --> 00:10:19,650 - So, how'd you finally get together? 221 00:10:19,650 --> 00:10:22,120 - I told her my doctor ordered me to take her to dinner. 222 00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:23,520 - You've got a great doctor. 223 00:10:25,920 --> 00:10:27,590 - [Both] Aww. 224 00:10:27,590 --> 00:10:29,820 - You know a sunset boat ride sounds wonderful. 225 00:10:29,830 --> 00:10:31,290 - You bet it is. 226 00:10:31,290 --> 00:10:33,060 That's where David kissed me for the first time. 227 00:10:34,330 --> 00:10:36,760 - Sorta like a miniature love boat? 228 00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:37,930 - Zack, you are so cute. 229 00:10:57,220 --> 00:10:58,890 - Hey, Christina. 230 00:10:58,890 --> 00:10:59,720 - A.C.! 231 00:10:59,720 --> 00:11:00,350 - How was the boat ride? 232 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:01,460 - It was okay. 233 00:11:01,460 --> 00:11:02,690 - Just okay? 234 00:11:02,690 --> 00:11:04,160 That's because you went without me. 235 00:11:04,160 --> 00:11:05,760 Would you care to take another ride? 236 00:11:05,760 --> 00:11:07,060 - You are a charmer. 237 00:11:11,700 --> 00:11:12,930 - Hold the boat, hold the boat! 238 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:17,070 - Why are you dressed like that, dork? 239 00:11:17,070 --> 00:11:19,040 - Sophisticated gentlemen dress suitability 240 00:11:19,040 --> 00:11:20,980 for every occasion, my darling. 241 00:11:22,380 --> 00:11:25,580 Lisa, you wouldn't have any seasick pills, would ya? 242 00:11:25,580 --> 00:11:28,420 - Oh you ninny, it's only three feet of water. 243 00:11:28,420 --> 00:11:29,480 - Well so what? 244 00:11:29,490 --> 00:11:31,890 I get seasick in the bathtub. 245 00:12:09,490 --> 00:12:14,230 - You know, this is where David asked me to marry him. 246 00:12:14,230 --> 00:12:15,430 - Well? 247 00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:16,500 - Well what? 248 00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:18,170 - Well, what'd you say? 249 00:12:18,170 --> 00:12:19,230 - Screech, we're here for the wedding. 250 00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:20,630 What do you think she said? 251 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:22,100 - Oh my gosh. 252 00:12:22,110 --> 00:12:23,740 Hey congratulations, Mr. Spano. 253 00:12:24,970 --> 00:12:26,170 - It's amazing. 254 00:12:26,180 --> 00:12:27,940 He just keeps getting worse every year. 255 00:12:28,980 --> 00:12:30,480 - Over there's the Point. 256 00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:32,850 That's where the wedding reception is going to be. 257 00:12:32,850 --> 00:12:35,680 - And after that we leave for our Honeymoon in New York. 258 00:12:37,220 --> 00:12:39,320 - It's getting a late and I have a long day tomorrow. 259 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:42,090 - And I have an aerobics class at 6:00 am. 260 00:12:42,990 --> 00:12:44,060 Are you gonna be there, Zack? 261 00:12:44,060 --> 00:12:45,560 - Oh sure, if I'm not on time, 262 00:12:45,560 --> 00:12:46,930 you can start without me. 263 00:12:46,930 --> 00:12:47,760 - Right. 264 00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:48,930 - Goodnight everybody. 265 00:12:48,930 --> 00:12:49,960 - Goodnight. - Enjoy yourselves. 266 00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:51,130 - Thanks. - I will. 267 00:12:51,130 --> 00:12:52,730 - Have a nice night. - Thank you. 268 00:12:52,740 --> 00:12:54,900 - It's gorgeous out here, isn't it? 269 00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:56,570 - Hey, you know Zack, I kissed Lisa 270 00:12:56,570 --> 00:12:57,940 for the first time on a bridge. 271 00:12:57,940 --> 00:12:59,210 - Oh yeah, when was that? 272 00:12:59,210 --> 00:13:00,940 - Right before I threw him off. 273 00:13:00,940 --> 00:13:03,610 - I still have the rock I hit my head on. 274 00:13:03,610 --> 00:13:04,440 Ah, memories. 275 00:13:10,250 --> 00:13:11,950 - You have wonderful friends. 276 00:13:11,950 --> 00:13:13,390 - Yeah, they are great, 277 00:13:13,390 --> 00:13:15,060 but I already know about them. 278 00:13:15,060 --> 00:13:16,190 I wanna know about you. 279 00:13:16,190 --> 00:13:18,460 - What do you want to know? 280 00:13:18,460 --> 00:13:21,400 - Just little stuff like how old you are, 281 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:23,530 what's your last name, where do you live, 282 00:13:23,530 --> 00:13:25,070 do you have a boyfriend? 283 00:13:26,070 --> 00:13:28,940 17, Bon Hoffman Lictinberg, no. 284 00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:31,070 - Yes! 285 00:13:31,910 --> 00:13:33,140 That's a good start. 286 00:13:33,140 --> 00:13:35,810 Now, is there anything else I need to know? 287 00:13:35,810 --> 00:13:37,980 - Yes, I'm a princess. 288 00:13:37,980 --> 00:13:40,180 - Hey that's cool, so is Lisa. 289 00:13:41,180 --> 00:13:43,320 - No, I mean a real princess. 290 00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:46,850 - Yeah right, and I'm Michael Jordan. 291 00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:48,920 Come on, who are you really? 292 00:13:48,930 --> 00:13:50,760 - I'll tell you at another time. 293 00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:53,590 Why don't we play golf tomorrow, do you play? 294 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,760 - Do I play golf, what, are you kidding? 295 00:13:58,630 --> 00:13:59,400 Fore! 296 00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:03,500 - You're really sore, huh? 297 00:14:04,810 --> 00:14:06,870 - Kelly, even my socks hurt. 298 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:10,140 - Oh poor baby, let me rub those shoulders. 299 00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:11,610 - Thank you. 300 00:14:11,610 --> 00:14:16,480 Oh Thank you. 301 00:14:16,490 --> 00:14:20,520 - You know, this is exactly where I want to get married. 302 00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:22,560 - Oh, you still wanna get married to Tom Cruise? 303 00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:24,060 - Nah, hated his last movie. 304 00:14:24,060 --> 00:14:25,290 - Oh, I know what you mean. 305 00:14:25,290 --> 00:14:27,460 That's why I broke it off with Kim Bassinger. 306 00:14:27,460 --> 00:14:29,800 - Well, I guess I'm old fashioned. 307 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:31,670 I don't need a movie star, 308 00:14:31,670 --> 00:14:34,940 just someone who's nice and will treat me like a lady. 309 00:14:34,940 --> 00:14:37,140 - Well you won't have trouble finding a guy. 310 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:40,880 - It's getting cold. 311 00:14:42,140 --> 00:14:43,940 - Here, take my jacket. 312 00:14:48,820 --> 00:14:50,250 How's that? 313 00:14:50,250 --> 00:14:52,950 - You know, you're still a gentleman, 314 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:54,860 just like when we were going together. 315 00:14:59,230 --> 00:15:01,430 - Say Lisa, it's getting a whee bit nippy out. 316 00:15:01,430 --> 00:15:03,060 Care to borrow my jacket? 317 00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:04,430 - No thanks, I'm fine. 318 00:15:04,430 --> 00:15:07,500 - Oh I insist, according to page 36, 319 00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:09,370 on a cool night a gentleman always offers 320 00:15:09,370 --> 00:15:10,440 his jacket to a lady. 321 00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:30,390 - Hi guys! 322 00:15:30,390 --> 00:15:32,030 - Hey, thought you had a headache? 323 00:15:32,030 --> 00:15:34,060 - Oh, it went away. 324 00:15:34,060 --> 00:15:35,260 Have you seen my father? 325 00:15:35,260 --> 00:15:36,730 - Yeah, he crashed for the night. 326 00:15:36,730 --> 00:15:38,830 - I need to talk to him about Leslie. 327 00:15:38,830 --> 00:15:39,770 - Isn't she sweet? 328 00:15:39,770 --> 00:15:40,940 What a great stepmom to have. 329 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,540 - Yeah, she's pretty, she's cool. 330 00:15:42,540 --> 00:15:44,640 - She has a terrific fashion sense. 331 00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:47,040 - Yeah, I don't know what he sees in her. 332 00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:47,980 - Are you crazy? 333 00:15:47,980 --> 00:15:49,780 The same thing I did, she's hot! 334 00:15:49,780 --> 00:15:52,310 - I think he'd be better off with someone his own age. 335 00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:53,750 - What difference does age make? 336 00:15:53,750 --> 00:15:56,420 It's the person that counts and Leslie's terrific. 337 00:15:56,420 --> 00:15:59,050 - And besides she loves your Dad. 338 00:15:59,060 --> 00:16:00,720 - She's nothing like my Mom. 339 00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:02,560 - Good thing too, he divorced her. 340 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:07,160 - Trust me, Jesse, she's a great lady, give her a chance. 341 00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:10,060 - Wait, whose side are you guys on anyway? 342 00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:11,730 Excuse me but my headache's back. 343 00:16:15,900 --> 00:16:20,910 - Hey, hey! 344 00:16:36,890 --> 00:16:38,630 - Man, you're really good. 345 00:16:40,030 --> 00:16:41,760 - That's what happens when you have a golf course 346 00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:43,200 in your backyard. 347 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:44,800 - Oh yeah, right, I suppose they're just next 348 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:46,400 to the stables. 349 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:49,070 - Actually no, the stables are down by the lake. 350 00:16:49,070 --> 00:16:52,710 - Ah, get outta of here. 351 00:16:52,710 --> 00:16:53,540 - Here you go. 352 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,940 All right now Kelly, just keep your head down 353 00:16:58,150 --> 00:17:00,450 and your eye on the ball and just follow through. 354 00:17:00,450 --> 00:17:01,480 Slow and easy. 355 00:17:02,350 --> 00:17:03,180 Ready? 356 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:08,890 - I made it! - Hey, all right! 357 00:17:08,890 --> 00:17:10,290 We still make a good team! 358 00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:11,290 - All right! 359 00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:17,600 - Hey, could you show me that shot again Christina? 360 00:17:24,140 --> 00:17:26,810 (applauding) 361 00:17:26,810 --> 00:17:29,110 - Terrific shot, hon. 362 00:17:29,110 --> 00:17:30,640 - Father, hello. 363 00:17:33,050 --> 00:17:34,750 A.C., I would like you to meet my father, 364 00:17:34,750 --> 00:17:36,020 the king of Lictenberg. 365 00:17:38,190 --> 00:17:39,150 - You mean he's-- 366 00:17:40,120 --> 00:17:41,690 Then that means you're-- 367 00:17:41,690 --> 00:17:43,220 Oh boy. 368 00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:44,220 Hi! 369 00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:45,890 Be with you in a second. 370 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,300 Christina, you weren't kidding! 371 00:17:49,300 --> 00:17:51,000 You really are a princess. 372 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,100 - Does it matter? 373 00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:54,330 - Well yeah, I mean, no. 374 00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:57,740 - I'm glad, it usually scares guys off. 375 00:17:57,740 --> 00:17:59,910 That's why I didn't tell you at first. 376 00:17:59,910 --> 00:18:02,240 - Is everything okay? 377 00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:03,780 - Oh, everything's great. 378 00:18:03,780 --> 00:18:06,780 - Oh yeah, great, your highness ship. 379 00:18:06,780 --> 00:18:07,680 Is that what you call him? 380 00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:08,950 - No, I call him Father. 381 00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:13,350 - So can you give my daughter any competition? 382 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:15,560 She's tough to beat. 383 00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:18,690 She putts along the palace all day. 384 00:18:18,690 --> 00:18:20,690 - I bet that moat's a real water hazard. 385 00:18:22,630 --> 00:18:24,830 - A.C., don't be nervous. 386 00:18:24,830 --> 00:18:25,930 - Me? 387 00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:27,670 I'm not nervous. 388 00:18:27,670 --> 00:18:28,500 Excuse me. 389 00:18:29,610 --> 00:18:30,440 Watch this. 390 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:50,990 - I'm going to drown you. 391 00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:57,300 Okay, okay, okay. - Go get it. 392 00:18:57,300 --> 00:18:58,130 - Way over there? 393 00:18:58,130 --> 00:18:59,500 - Yeah, go get it. 394 00:19:01,970 --> 00:19:03,540 Hey. - Hey dude. 395 00:19:03,540 --> 00:19:04,470 - So, whatcha doing? 396 00:19:04,470 --> 00:19:05,740 - Just bagging some rays. 397 00:19:05,740 --> 00:19:08,640 My book says chicks digs a guy with a savage tan. 398 00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:09,840 - Get rid of the book. 399 00:19:09,850 --> 00:19:11,350 Only an idiot going to believe that. 400 00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:13,380 - Oh contraire my blonde friend. 401 00:19:13,380 --> 00:19:16,280 This book predicted you and Kelly would get back together. 402 00:19:16,290 --> 00:19:17,480 - Screech, you're crazy! 403 00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:22,360 - First, the lady gives the gentleman a moonlight massage. 404 00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:23,890 - My shoulders hurt. 405 00:19:23,890 --> 00:19:27,460 - Okay, second, the gentleman offers his jacket to the lady. 406 00:19:27,460 --> 00:19:28,960 - She was cold. 407 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:31,530 - Third, the lady buys the gentleman a drink. 408 00:19:31,530 --> 00:19:33,070 - There you go, never happened. 409 00:19:33,070 --> 00:19:35,970 - [Kelly] Hey Zack, I bought us a couple of sodas. 410 00:19:35,970 --> 00:19:36,800 - See? 411 00:19:42,580 --> 00:19:44,180 - And she's not just a regular chick. 412 00:19:44,180 --> 00:19:45,780 She's a princess. 413 00:19:45,780 --> 00:19:47,780 Yeah, and she lives in a castle. 414 00:19:47,780 --> 00:19:50,920 - She must have huge closets. 415 00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:52,750 - Lisa, I'm serious. 416 00:19:52,750 --> 00:19:54,120 Why would she like me? 417 00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:55,690 I'm a nobody compared to her. 418 00:19:55,690 --> 00:19:57,820 - Honey, first of all, you've got to stop thinking 419 00:19:57,830 --> 00:20:00,330 like a frog and start acting like Prince Charming. 420 00:20:01,460 --> 00:20:03,030 - Yeah, I guess you're right. 421 00:20:03,030 --> 00:20:04,030 Thanks Lisa. 422 00:20:04,030 --> 00:20:05,300 - No problem. 423 00:20:05,300 --> 00:20:07,230 Find out if she has any single brothers. 424 00:20:10,870 --> 00:20:13,740 - I brought you some chocolate kisses, your favorite. 425 00:20:15,110 --> 00:20:16,380 - Isn't she great, Jesse? 426 00:20:16,380 --> 00:20:17,810 - Oh yeah, a blast. 427 00:20:17,810 --> 00:20:19,510 - You better hop in this pool fast. 428 00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:21,350 I'm gonna lose you to a younger guy. 429 00:20:21,350 --> 00:20:23,720 - You have nothing to worry about. 430 00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:26,250 I think older men are very sexy. 431 00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:31,430 - Isn't this great, my two girls. 432 00:20:32,530 --> 00:20:34,530 - Oh yeah, one big happy family. 433 00:20:37,330 --> 00:20:39,930 - There we go, I almost dropped you. 434 00:20:39,940 --> 00:20:41,130 Here's a towel. 435 00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:43,370 Here you go. 436 00:20:43,370 --> 00:20:44,340 - Thank you. 437 00:20:45,970 --> 00:20:48,010 - It's getting cold, huh? 438 00:21:01,090 --> 00:21:03,590 Did we just kiss? 439 00:21:03,590 --> 00:21:05,860 - It's what it felt like to me. 440 00:21:05,860 --> 00:21:06,790 - Kelly, I didn't plan. 441 00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:09,100 - I know, me neither. 442 00:21:17,070 --> 00:21:18,370 I better go. 443 00:21:18,370 --> 00:21:19,210 See ya. 444 00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:24,410 - I like this place. 445 00:21:24,410 --> 00:21:25,910 - [Jesse] Well I hate it. 446 00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:27,710 - I guess it didn't go too well with your father, huh? 447 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,950 - Nope, it's obvious that he's very much 448 00:21:29,950 --> 00:21:31,590 in love with Leslie. 449 00:21:31,590 --> 00:21:34,020 It's just a shame I'm going to have to stop the wedding. 450 00:21:44,900 --> 00:21:47,430 (upbeat music) 31867

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