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(bell rings)
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("Saved By the
Bell" by Scott Gale)
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♪ When I wake up
in the morning ♪
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♪ And the alarm
gives out a warning ♪
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♪ I don't think I'll
ever make it on time ♪
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♪ By the time I grab my books
and I give myself a look ♪
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♪ I'm at the corner just in
time to see the bus fly by ♪
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♪ It's alright, 'cause
I'm saved by the bell ♪
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♪ If the teacher pops a
test, I know I'm in a mess ♪
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♪ And my dog ate all my
homework last night ♪
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♪ Riding low in my chair, she
won't know that I'm there ♪
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♪ If I can hand it in
tomorrow, it'll be alright ♪
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♪ It's alright, 'cause
I'm saved by the bell ♪
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♪ It's alright ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm saved by the ♪
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♪ It's alright ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm saved by the ♪
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♪ It's alright ♪
♪ Cause I'm saved by the bell ♪
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(upbeat rock music)
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- It's Saturday morning
and we're in school.
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Depressing, isn't it?
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We're here to take this
test called the SAT.
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Well, I'd rather be at the
beach working on my T-A-N.
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(audience laughing)
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- You are about to take
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the most important
test of your lives.
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This is the test
that colleges look at
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when they decide who to admit.
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The next three hours might well
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determine your entire future.
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(bubble pops)
(audience laughing)
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But I don't wanna put
any pressure on you,
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so just relax, have fun,
and do the best you can.
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- Have fun?
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Alright, then I'm
going to the beach!
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(audience laughing)
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- Wrong.
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Now remember everyone,
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this test will be taken
in absolute silence.
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(pencil sharpener whirs)
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- Shh!
(audience laughing)
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(chimes jingling)
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- [Jessie Voiceover] I've
been waiting for this test
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my whole life, I'm a lean,
mean, answering machine.
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Stansbury University,
here I come.
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(slow suspenseful music)
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- [Kelly Voiceover] She's
on the third page already?
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I'm still on the third question!
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Ooh, I hate her!
(audience laughing)
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- [Lisa Voiceover] And if
train A leaves New York
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at five o'clock and train
B leaves Los Angeles
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at two o'clock,
where will they meet?
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Probably with a big
bang in Missouri!
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(audience laughing)
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- [A.C. Voiceover]
Alright concentrate,
Slater, concentrate!
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How can I concentrate,
I'm starving!
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I only had four Twinkies
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and a box of Ding Dongs
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for breakfast.
(audience laughing)
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- [Zack Voiceover]
Hmm, Belding was right,
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this test is important
to my future.
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Who is that great-looking
chick over there?
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(audience laughing)
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- [Screech Voiceover]
Hmm, pencils, erasers,
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vitamins, protein drink,
I got everything I need!
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Oh no, I forgot to
kiss my lucky goldfish!
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(audience laughing)
Pucker up, baby,
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Daddy needs good luck.
(audience laughing)
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(faint background rock music)
- I can't wait much longer
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to find out my score.
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Where is Zack, he
promised he'd meet us here
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so we could all open
our envelopes together.
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- Ooh, this is so exciting!
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It's like the People's
Choice Awards!
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- And if the people
had a choice,
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you'd be on another planet.
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(audience laughing)
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- Hey everybody, let's
get this little ceremony
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over with, huh?
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There are girls I
still have to meet.
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- Good day, everybody.
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- Hey, James!
- James!
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- How you doing?
- Hey James,
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you working here again?
- Yeah!
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- I thought you got
a part in a play!
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- I did, we performed
Cats in dog suits
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but I quit when they started
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throwing bones at us, you know?
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- Yeah.
(audience laughing)
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- So what'll it be?
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- I think we're all a
little bit too nervous
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to eat right now.
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- Well, speak for yourselves.
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As long as I'm here,
I'll have burger, fries,
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and a double chocolate malt.
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- Got it.
- Alright.
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- Okay guys, time
to find out our
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scores.
- Ah!
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- Well, somebody's
gotta go first.
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Screech, you do it.
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- 689 in math, 531 in verbal.
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A combined score of 1220!
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- Whoah!
- Alright!
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- 1200 is good, Screech!
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- Yeah, 1600 is the
best you can get
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and only geniuses get that.
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- Right, hey open
yours up, Mama.
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- Yeah.
- No, no.
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You guys go first.
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- 1100, not bad!
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- 1140, I'm happy!
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- 1050.
(audience laughing)
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- Well that's a
good score, Slater.
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- Yeah, it's way above
the national average.
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- Yeah, and besides
in every group
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some dummy's gotta
get the lowest.
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(audience laughing)
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- Eh, yeah well don't be
so sure I'm the lowest.
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Zack over here hasn't
opened his up yet.
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- Do the honors, Screech.
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Make Mr. Musclehead here happy.
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- 750.
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- Oh, way to go, Preppy. (claps)
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- In Math.
- What?
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- 752 in verbal?
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Total score of 1502!
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- Uh-uh!
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- Wow, Zack's even smarter
than Doogie Howser!
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(audience laughing)
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- I am?
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Hey, check this out, I am!
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- I don't believe it.
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- Hey!
- Well, the SAT
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measures how smart you are,
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not how hard you work!
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- Hmm, Zack may be
lazy but he's no idiot.
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(audience laughing)
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- Thank you, Screech,
you're a pal.
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- Jessie, if Zack got
1500 you must have scored
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off the charts!
- Yeah!
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- Yeah, open yours up, Mama,
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maybe you aced it, 1600.
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(Jessie sighs)
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- 1205, 1205?
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- Well that's a
good score, Jessie!
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- Yeah, it's only 297
points less than Zack!
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(audience laughing)
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- My life as I know it is over.
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(upbeat rock music)
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- Excuse me,
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I'm Heather Brooks.
(locker slams)
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Wow, I overheard your
score, congratulations.
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(Zack chuckles)
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- For once, my score
is gonna help me score.
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(audience lightly laughs)
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Well thank you very
much, I'm Zack Morris
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and I also bowled a 241.
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(Heather laughs)
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- [Richard] Attention
all students.
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College representatives
will be in the gym
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for the next three
days so stop in
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and tell them Mr.
Belding sent you.
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You'll get a free
cookie. (cackles)
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- I'm planning on going
there after school.
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- Yeah, me too, I guess
I'll see you there.
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Can I walk you to
your next class?
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- Yeah!
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- Hi Jessie!
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- Oh, hi Darlene, how you doin'?
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- I am fantastic.
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I bet it's diddly
compared to you
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but I just got a
1280 on my SATs!
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What did you get?
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- Oh, I'd rather not say.
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I don't wanna make anybody
feel bad. (chuckles)
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Especially stupid me.
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- Jessie, you're making too
big a deal outta these SATs.
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- Yeah, colleges look
at other things too!
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Your grades, your activities.
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- And no one can
touch you there.
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- Yeah, maybe you're right.
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- Of course we're right.
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- Yeah, why should I be the one
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who's worried about my score.
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I did better than
the two of you.
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Well, I mean, not
that much better
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considering you're
both cheerleaders.
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(audience laughing)
Well I mean,
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cheerleaders are bright.
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You have to jump and
yell at the same time!
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- And if you don't
get outta here,
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I'm gonna jump and yell all
over your neurotic nose.
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(audience laughing)
(upbeat rock music)
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- Hi!
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- Oh hi, Zack!
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Are you interested in Stansbury?
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- Well, I am now!
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- I'm trying to get
my grade point up
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so they'll consider me.
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- Oh.
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- Hey, do you think we could
study together sometime?
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- I just know I would
learn so much from you.
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- Oh yes.
(audience laughing)
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Well, study dates are
my specialty, Heather,
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we could have one tomorrow
night if you'd like.
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- I'd love it.
- Oh, great.
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- There he is, Mr. SAT!
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(claps) Huh?
(group applauds)
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Congratulations,
Zack, highest score
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in the school.
- Well. (chuckles)
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- I guess all that advice
I've been giving you
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finally paid off. (chuckles)
(audience laughing)
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- Oh yeah, that must be it, sir.
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- Hey, come on, Zach.
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Excuse us, excuse
me, Mrs. Billingham.
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I would like to personally
introduce Zack Morris.
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- Oh! (chuckles)
- Hi.
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- Zack just racked
up 1500 on his SAT.
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- Sir, please don't
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embarrass me.
- No, no, no, no,
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no, no.
- No, no.
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- Well, that is quite
a score, young man.
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You sound like
Stansbury material.
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- Hey!
- Yeah, hey!
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Oh, and let me also
put in a good word
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for Jessica Spano, here.
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She's President of
the Student Council,
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a straight A student,
quite a girl.
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- (chuckles) Thank
you, Mr. Belding.
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- Well, I'll let you get back
down to business! (chuckles)
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- Well Jessie, you sound like
Stansbury material as well.
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Tell me, what was
your SAT score?
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- Ah, well not quite
as high as Zack's,
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but I have a lot of--
- Oh, that's alright.
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What number exactly?
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- 1205.
- Oh, I see.
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You know Jessie, there a
lot of other schools here
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that are perfectly adequate.
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Why don't you go talk with them?
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Now then, Zack, sit
down and let me tell you
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about all the advantages
that Stansbury has to offer
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someone as intelligent as you.
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(upbeat rock music)
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- I just could not
decide which college
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I liked best, yesterday.
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I mean the Westfield
rep was gorgeous!
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But the guy from UCLA
was more my type.
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(audience laughing)
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- I don't think I'm
ready to pick a college.
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When I graduate, I'm gonna
travel and get my head straight!
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There are parts of
Disneyland I've never seen!
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(audience laughing)
252
00:09:41,950 --> 00:09:43,780
- You guys are
obsessing over nothing!
253
00:09:43,780 --> 00:09:45,150
We don't graduate
for another year!
254
00:09:45,150 --> 00:09:46,980
- Yeah.
- Yeah, you're right.
255
00:09:46,980 --> 00:09:48,480
But I still can't
believe it, I mean,
256
00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:50,050
how could she pass over
a straight A student
257
00:09:50,050 --> 00:09:52,250
for someone who's never
done homework in his life!
258
00:09:52,250 --> 00:09:54,020
- Oh come on, Jessie,
that's not true.
259
00:09:54,020 --> 00:09:56,660
As a matter of fact, I
have a study date tonight.
260
00:09:56,660 --> 00:09:58,630
- Study date, all
you're gonna learn
261
00:09:58,630 --> 00:10:00,700
is the flavor of
Heather's lip gloss.
262
00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:03,500
(audience laughing)
- Yeah, isn't it great?
263
00:10:03,500 --> 00:10:05,830
Anyway, Belding wanted to
see me before school started.
264
00:10:05,840 --> 00:10:07,870
Probably wants to give
me an award for my SATs.
265
00:10:07,870 --> 00:10:08,800
Later, everyone!
266
00:10:08,810 --> 00:10:09,940
- Bye!
- See ya!
267
00:10:13,140 --> 00:10:16,080
- There's the Stansbury rep!
268
00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:17,340
- Jessie, I bet she
looked over your records
269
00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:18,780
and changed her mind!
270
00:10:18,780 --> 00:10:20,850
- There you are, I've
been looking for you!
271
00:10:20,850 --> 00:10:22,220
- Well, I don't mean
to brag but I knew
272
00:10:22,220 --> 00:10:23,850
you'd change your mind!
- You're A.C. Slater,
273
00:10:23,850 --> 00:10:24,920
aren't you?
274
00:10:24,920 --> 00:10:26,120
- Me?
- Him?
275
00:10:26,120 --> 00:10:28,560
- Yeah, I'm A.C. Slater.
(audience laughing)
276
00:10:28,560 --> 00:10:30,020
- Could we speak in
private for a moment?
277
00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:30,860
- Sure.
278
00:10:32,030 --> 00:10:33,430
- Did I mention that
I won the French award
279
00:10:33,430 --> 00:10:34,700
the past two years?
280
00:10:34,700 --> 00:10:36,300
(audience laughing)
281
00:10:36,300 --> 00:10:38,330
- What could she
want with Slater?
282
00:10:38,330 --> 00:10:40,000
- What is happening here?
283
00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,440
- I bet I know!
284
00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:42,870
I saw on Days of Our Lives
285
00:10:42,870 --> 00:10:44,370
that older women
like younger men.
286
00:10:44,370 --> 00:10:47,340
(audience laughing)
287
00:10:48,580 --> 00:10:50,710
- Well, what'd she want?
288
00:10:50,710 --> 00:10:52,250
- She wanted to talk to me.
289
00:10:52,250 --> 00:10:53,750
- Oh well, we know
that, what about?
290
00:10:53,750 --> 00:10:55,380
What about, what about?
291
00:10:55,380 --> 00:10:58,320
- Well, Stansbury's football
team could use a little help
292
00:10:58,320 --> 00:11:01,360
and, you know, she's
heard about me.
293
00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:04,930
- You mean, you mean she
wants you to go to Stansbury?
294
00:11:04,930 --> 00:11:07,490
- Yeah, on a
football scholarship.
295
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,830
- But you had 1050 SATs.
296
00:11:09,830 --> 00:11:10,970
- Well, I guess if you
can throw a football
297
00:11:10,970 --> 00:11:13,070
60 yards it doesn't matter.
298
00:11:13,070 --> 00:11:16,370
- Football, football, is
that what this is about?
299
00:11:16,370 --> 00:11:18,140
- Jessie, take it easy!
300
00:11:18,140 --> 00:11:19,910
- Look, Mama, just 'cause
Helen's recruiting me,
301
00:11:19,910 --> 00:11:22,380
that doesn't mean--
- Helen, Helen!
302
00:11:22,380 --> 00:11:23,580
- She asked me to
call her Helen!
303
00:11:23,580 --> 00:11:25,410
- Oh that is it, I'm outta here!
304
00:11:25,410 --> 00:11:26,650
- Jessie wait,
305
00:11:26,650 --> 00:11:28,320
it's not my fault!
(audience laughing)
306
00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:29,520
(hand slamming)
Boy, it's a good thing
307
00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:31,050
I didn't tell her
they offered me a car!
308
00:11:31,050 --> 00:11:34,190
(audience laughing)
(upbeat rock music)
309
00:11:34,190 --> 00:11:38,530
- Zack, because of your
outstanding SAT score
310
00:11:38,530 --> 00:11:40,160
I have something
special to give you.
311
00:11:40,160 --> 00:11:42,830
- Yes, I thought that's why
you wanted to see me, sir.
312
00:11:42,830 --> 00:11:46,600
- See, I realize now why your
grades have been so pathetic!
313
00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:49,400
We haven't challenged
you and that's why
314
00:11:49,410 --> 00:11:52,110
I've changed your
schedule, Zack.
315
00:11:53,210 --> 00:11:54,340
- Advanced Calculus?
316
00:11:54,340 --> 00:11:55,480
- Uh-huh!
(audience laughing)
317
00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:57,480
- College-level Russian?
- Oh yeah!
318
00:11:57,480 --> 00:12:00,050
- Oh but sir, come on,
these are all nerd classes!
319
00:12:00,050 --> 00:12:02,480
This means I'll get six
hours of homework a night.
320
00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:03,880
- Maybe for an
ordinary mind but not
321
00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:06,090
for a genius like you!
(Zack groans)
322
00:12:06,090 --> 00:12:07,890
- But sir--
- There's no need to thank me.
323
00:12:07,890 --> 00:12:10,420
Now I've told your new
teachers to bear down on you.
324
00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:11,890
Let's see what that
brain of yours can do
325
00:12:11,890 --> 00:12:13,060
when it's put to the limit!
(upbeat rock music)
326
00:12:13,060 --> 00:12:15,960
- But sir--
(door slams)
327
00:12:15,970 --> 00:12:20,970
(knocking)
(slow rock music)
328
00:12:23,170 --> 00:12:24,340
(breath freshener sprays)
329
00:12:24,340 --> 00:12:27,810
(audience laughing)
(Zack coughs)
330
00:12:27,810 --> 00:12:31,110
Hi there, come on in!
- Hi, thanks.
331
00:12:31,110 --> 00:12:32,750
Why is it so dark in here?
332
00:12:32,750 --> 00:12:35,250
- Well, this is the
best light for studying!
333
00:12:35,250 --> 00:12:36,080
- Really?
- Oh yes.
334
00:12:36,090 --> 00:12:37,220
- It seems dim to me.
335
00:12:37,220 --> 00:12:38,490
- Well--
- But, you're the one
336
00:12:38,490 --> 00:12:40,520
with the 1500 SATs!
- Yes!
337
00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:42,990
(knocking at door)
Uh, who can that be?
338
00:12:42,990 --> 00:12:45,490
Uh, Heather make
yourself comfortable.
339
00:12:45,490 --> 00:12:47,590
There you go.
- Thank you.
340
00:12:52,100 --> 00:12:53,070
- Zack, I have to talk to you.
341
00:12:53,070 --> 00:12:54,030
- Come on Kelly, not now!
342
00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:54,900
- But I'm worried about Jessie!
343
00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:55,800
- Is she alive?
- Yes.
344
00:12:55,810 --> 00:12:57,070
- Is she hurt?
- No.
345
00:12:57,070 --> 00:12:58,240
- Then I'll call
you later, see ya!
346
00:12:58,240 --> 00:12:59,970
(door slams)
(audience laughing)
347
00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:01,310
- Who was it?
348
00:13:01,310 --> 00:13:02,980
- It was a very
aggressive Girl Scout.
349
00:13:02,980 --> 00:13:04,210
We'll be getting
peanut butter cookies
350
00:13:04,210 --> 00:13:05,150
in about a month.
(audience laughing)
351
00:13:05,150 --> 00:13:06,810
Now, let's get back to work!
352
00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:08,780
- Okay, maybe we could
start with algebra
353
00:13:08,790 --> 00:13:10,720
and then--
- Oh no, Heather, Heather!
354
00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:13,350
First thing's first, see
you body has to be relaxed
355
00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,890
so it can fully absorb
the information.
356
00:13:15,890 --> 00:13:16,820
Let me massage your back.
357
00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:17,990
- But--
- 1500!
358
00:13:19,130 --> 00:13:20,290
- Okay.
- Okay.
359
00:13:22,130 --> 00:13:23,430
(knocking at door)
360
00:13:23,430 --> 00:13:25,800
Now what?
(Heather sighs)
361
00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:26,630
Excuse me.
362
00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:29,970
(audience laughing)
363
00:13:29,970 --> 00:13:30,940
Who are you?
- Hi Heather!
364
00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:32,710
- [Heather] Bob, come on in!
365
00:13:32,710 --> 00:13:34,110
- Bob?
366
00:13:34,110 --> 00:13:35,480
(audience laughing)
- Zack, Bob's my boyfriend.
367
00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:36,540
He could use some
study help, too,
368
00:13:36,550 --> 00:13:38,210
I knew you wouldn't mind.
369
00:13:38,210 --> 00:13:42,280
(sarcastically laughs)
370
00:13:42,290 --> 00:13:43,580
- This is a catastrophe.
371
00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:45,450
The SATs are ruining my life!
372
00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:46,720
She only wants me for my mind!
373
00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:51,660
(audience laughing)
(upbeat rock music)
374
00:13:51,660 --> 00:13:53,130
- Hey Zack, how'd
it go with Heather?
375
00:13:53,130 --> 00:13:55,600
- Didn't work out, but
Bob thinks I'm brilliant!
376
00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:57,100
(audience laughing)
377
00:13:57,100 --> 00:13:58,330
- Zack, I'm glad you're here.
378
00:13:58,330 --> 00:13:59,700
We have to do
something about Jessie.
379
00:13:59,700 --> 00:14:01,070
- Yeah, she's flipped
out 'cause Stansbury
380
00:14:01,070 --> 00:14:03,070
wants you and
Slater and not her.
381
00:14:03,070 --> 00:14:04,340
- Hey, she got sent to detention
382
00:14:04,340 --> 00:14:05,810
for the first time in her life!
383
00:14:05,810 --> 00:14:07,610
- Yeah?
- Then she wrote 500 times
384
00:14:07,610 --> 00:14:10,310
on the black board
death to the SATs.
385
00:14:10,310 --> 00:14:11,150
- Wow.
(audience laughing)
386
00:14:11,150 --> 00:14:12,310
She has flipped out!
387
00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:14,220
- Stansbury's making
a big mistake.
388
00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:15,680
Most schools would
die to have Jessie.
389
00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:16,950
- Yeah, I hope we
can find one quick
390
00:14:16,950 --> 00:14:19,050
before she gets expelled!
391
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:21,990
(audience laughing)
392
00:14:21,990 --> 00:14:24,330
- James, why are
you wearing a dress?
393
00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:26,230
- It's a toga, I just
came from an audition
394
00:14:26,230 --> 00:14:27,830
of Julius Caesar.
395
00:14:27,830 --> 00:14:29,330
- Well did you get the part?
396
00:14:29,330 --> 00:14:32,070
- Almost, it was going well
until Marc Anthony called out
397
00:14:32,070 --> 00:14:35,400
Caesar, and I replied
with or without anchovies?
398
00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:36,900
(audience laughing)
399
00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:39,710
- You know something, I'm
starting to get an idea.
400
00:14:39,710 --> 00:14:41,540
James, James.
401
00:14:41,540 --> 00:14:44,610
You're about to play
your greatest role ever.
402
00:14:44,610 --> 00:14:47,610
(upbeat rock music)
403
00:14:51,150 --> 00:14:54,220
- Jessie, what are all these
letters of resignation?
404
00:14:54,220 --> 00:14:58,590
Honor Society, Student Council,
the yearbook, the radio.
405
00:14:58,590 --> 00:15:01,500
You even turned in
your hall pass, why?
406
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:03,730
- (sighs) Because
it's all worthless.
407
00:15:03,730 --> 00:15:05,270
- How can you say that?
408
00:15:05,270 --> 00:15:07,430
- It's easy, I open my
mouth, move my lips,
409
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:08,840
and the words just come out.
410
00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:10,240
Now if you'll excuse me,
411
00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:13,140
I'm late for another pointless
class. (locker slams)
412
00:15:13,140 --> 00:15:15,240
- Oh Jessie, look, I
wanted to ask you--
413
00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:16,640
- Look, I don't wanna talk.
414
00:15:16,650 --> 00:15:17,910
Why don't you just
leave for Stansbury
415
00:15:17,910 --> 00:15:19,410
and get an early start
on your scholarship,
416
00:15:19,420 --> 00:15:20,650
okay?
(audience laughing)
417
00:15:20,650 --> 00:15:23,250
(chimes jingling)
418
00:15:23,250 --> 00:15:25,250
- Okay, Jessie's outside with
Slater, she didn't see us.
419
00:15:25,250 --> 00:15:26,350
- (sighs) All set, James?
420
00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:27,590
- Fully prepared.
421
00:15:27,590 --> 00:15:29,720
My performance will go
down in Bayview history.
422
00:15:29,730 --> 00:15:30,960
- That's Bayside.
423
00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:35,300
- Yeah, there too.
(audience laughing)
424
00:15:37,500 --> 00:15:40,940
(sign bangs and crashes)
425
00:15:41,770 --> 00:15:43,340
- Harvard!
426
00:15:43,340 --> 00:15:44,810
Why, I didn't know
you were here!
427
00:15:44,810 --> 00:15:46,740
- Ah, we weren't until now.
428
00:15:46,740 --> 00:15:49,780
- Well, I'm Helen Billingham
from Stansbury University.
429
00:15:49,780 --> 00:15:53,380
- Ah, Stansbury, (snorts)
agricultural school, correct?
430
00:15:53,380 --> 00:15:54,920
Hog-breeding, cow-milking,
that sort of thing?
431
00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:56,920
- Oh no, no, not at all!
432
00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:58,590
As a matter of fact,
we think of ourselves
433
00:15:58,590 --> 00:16:00,550
as the Harvard of the West.
434
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,520
- (scoffs) Madam, North,
South, East, or West,
435
00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:05,360
there's only one
(exhales slowly) Harvard!
436
00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:08,460
(audience laughing)
- Oh I see.
437
00:16:08,460 --> 00:16:11,100
- Hi, I'm interested in some
information about Harvard.
438
00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:12,670
- Ah, yes, yes, of course.
439
00:16:12,670 --> 00:16:15,570
Are you by any
chance Jessica Spano?
440
00:16:15,570 --> 00:16:16,770
- No.
- Oh, then be gone!
441
00:16:16,770 --> 00:16:18,610
Shoo, shoo, shoo!
442
00:16:18,610 --> 00:16:20,980
- Did you say Jessica Spano?
443
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,280
- Yes, I did, but not to
you Mrs. Pork Belly Ham.
444
00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:26,680
(audience laughing)
445
00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:28,680
- Zack, how nice
to see you again!
446
00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:29,880
- Uh, actually I wanted to talk
447
00:16:29,890 --> 00:16:31,390
with the representative
from Harvard.
448
00:16:31,390 --> 00:16:33,320
- Ah, no use wasting
your time, young man.
449
00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:35,360
We're only here
to see one person.
450
00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:37,520
- But sir, I had
over 1500 on my SATs.
451
00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:38,860
- Ha!
452
00:16:38,860 --> 00:16:41,930
A single test,
one lucky morning.
453
00:16:41,930 --> 00:16:43,900
Do you think Harvard
is impressed with that
454
00:16:43,900 --> 00:16:45,570
slice of academic baloney?
455
00:16:45,570 --> 00:16:48,000
No, we're looking for
a straight A student,
456
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,500
the Student Council President,
457
00:16:49,510 --> 00:16:53,210
the Yearbook Editor, and
here at Baydock View Side,
458
00:16:53,210 --> 00:16:54,410
you have a student
(audience laughing)
459
00:16:54,410 --> 00:16:57,780
all rolled into
one, Jessica Spano!
460
00:16:57,780 --> 00:17:00,250
The find of the century.
461
00:17:00,250 --> 00:17:02,850
(audience laughing)
462
00:17:02,850 --> 00:17:04,220
- And furthermore,
only a corrupt system
463
00:17:04,220 --> 00:17:06,050
would allow a meathead
like you go to Stansbury
464
00:17:06,060 --> 00:17:08,790
where a true intellect
like me gets turned away.
465
00:17:08,790 --> 00:17:10,890
- Jessie, you know
what, you are right.
466
00:17:10,890 --> 00:17:13,760
This system stinks,
this meathead is
gonna go into that gym
467
00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:15,800
and tell Helen that if
Stansbury won't take you,
468
00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:19,430
she can take my
scholarship and stuff it!
469
00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:20,430
- Slater, wait, it
won't help anything
470
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,570
if you ruin your future too!
471
00:17:22,570 --> 00:17:26,640
- Young man, you're not fit to
shine Jessica Spano's shoes!
472
00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:29,440
Why don't you go over to
Mrs. Billy Goat Cheese
473
00:17:29,450 --> 00:17:32,510
Ham Sandwiches' excuse
for a university!
474
00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:34,950
We don't want you at Harvard!
475
00:17:36,090 --> 00:17:38,620
Your very, as a
matter of fact, we--
476
00:17:38,620 --> 00:17:39,850
- Gotta go! (slams desk)
477
00:17:39,860 --> 00:17:44,260
- Yes, your presence is
an insult at Harvard!
478
00:17:44,260 --> 00:17:45,190
(audience laughing)
479
00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:46,590
I, I--
480
00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:47,530
- Would you hurry up!
(slams head)
481
00:17:47,530 --> 00:17:48,460
We don't want Jessie to see you,
482
00:17:48,460 --> 00:17:49,400
come on!
(slams head)
483
00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:50,330
- Don't do anything you'll
484
00:17:50,330 --> 00:17:53,470
regret!
(colliding)
485
00:17:53,470 --> 00:17:56,000
- So so sorry.
- Excuse me.
486
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,270
- James, is that you?
487
00:17:57,270 --> 00:18:00,010
- No Jessie, it's
not, excuse me.
488
00:18:00,010 --> 00:18:02,110
- Hi Jessie, bye Jessie.
489
00:18:02,110 --> 00:18:03,510
- What is this all about?
- Oh, come on Mama,
490
00:18:03,510 --> 00:18:05,250
watch me tell her off over here.
491
00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:07,480
Excuse me Helen,
hi, listen up Helen.
492
00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:08,850
If you don't take Jessie,
493
00:18:08,850 --> 00:18:10,520
I--
- Not take Jessie,
494
00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:14,090
don't be silly, why she's
our number one choice!
495
00:18:14,090 --> 00:18:15,320
- I am?
496
00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:17,460
- Please excuse the way
I treated you earlier.
497
00:18:17,460 --> 00:18:19,430
I hope you'll come to Stansbury
498
00:18:19,430 --> 00:18:21,360
and you just tell
Harvard that they've come
499
00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:23,160
a long way for nothing!
500
00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:24,430
- Harvard, they
aren't even here!
501
00:18:24,430 --> 00:18:26,200
- Oh yes, they are
and they want you
502
00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:28,600
but why travel 3,000
miles when you can get
503
00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:30,870
a better education--
- Excuse me!
504
00:18:30,870 --> 00:18:33,740
Did Harvard have a
mustache and a pipe?
505
00:18:33,740 --> 00:18:34,580
- Why yes!
506
00:18:36,310 --> 00:18:37,940
(audience laughing)
507
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:41,850
(whistling)
(audience laughing)
508
00:18:41,850 --> 00:18:44,020
- Mrs. Billingham, is the only
reason that you want me now
509
00:18:44,020 --> 00:18:45,920
because Harvard wants me too?
510
00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:49,420
- Well, they are the
Stansbury of the East.
511
00:18:49,430 --> 00:18:53,160
- (sighs) You know what,
thanks but no thanks.
512
00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:55,030
If Stansbury is
that hypocritical,
513
00:18:55,030 --> 00:18:59,130
they'll just have to do
without Jessica Spano.
514
00:18:59,140 --> 00:19:01,970
- And, without A.C. Slater.
515
00:19:01,970 --> 00:19:04,540
- And it's Stansbury's loss!
516
00:19:04,540 --> 00:19:05,840
- Do you have any
brochures I could look at?
517
00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:08,740
(audience laughing)
518
00:19:08,740 --> 00:19:09,880
(chimes jingling)
519
00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:11,780
- Chairman of the SAT Board?
520
00:19:11,780 --> 00:19:13,710
- Yes, Stanley Allen Taylor,
521
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:14,550
SAT.
- Ah.
522
00:19:15,650 --> 00:19:18,120
- Oh.
(audience laughing)
523
00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:20,590
I've come here to talk to
you about Zachary Morris.
524
00:19:20,590 --> 00:19:23,690
We at the testing board
are worried sick about him.
525
00:19:23,690 --> 00:19:25,290
- Worried, why?
526
00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:28,300
- You don't know, you
poor fool, do you.
527
00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:29,800
(audience laughing)
We at the testing board
528
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:30,930
have discovered
that those students
529
00:19:30,930 --> 00:19:34,370
who score over 1501 on our test
530
00:19:34,370 --> 00:19:37,700
are performing
terribly in college.
531
00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:39,440
- They are?
- Yes.
532
00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:42,080
Because unenlightened
putty-headed principals
533
00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:45,750
are burning out these bright
minds with extra work!
534
00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:47,880
Hopefully that's
not happening here,
535
00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:50,180
is it?
(audience laughing)
536
00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:51,190
- See, I thought that you had
537
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,490
to challenge a mind like Zack's.
538
00:19:53,490 --> 00:19:55,620
- Precisely wrong!
(audience laughing)
539
00:19:55,620 --> 00:19:57,790
Only a misguided
twit (slams desk)
540
00:19:57,790 --> 00:20:01,330
would burn a brain like
his with extra studies!
541
00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:03,060
- What should I do?
542
00:20:03,070 --> 00:20:08,000
- Give him no homework!
(audience laughing)
543
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,600
Allow his mind to think freely.
544
00:20:12,110 --> 00:20:13,840
(audience laughing)
545
00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:16,510
That is, of course, if you care.
546
00:20:17,380 --> 00:20:18,580
- I care.
547
00:20:18,580 --> 00:20:20,880
(slams desk) I care!
548
00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:24,550
Zack Morris, report to
the principal's office--
549
00:20:24,550 --> 00:20:26,620
- Sir, I just happened to
be walking by your office.
550
00:20:26,620 --> 00:20:28,050
What's up?
551
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,720
- Zack, this is Mr. Taylor
(audience laughing)
552
00:20:29,730 --> 00:20:31,330
from the SAT Board.
553
00:20:33,060 --> 00:20:36,460
We have decided to put you
back in your old classes.
554
00:20:36,470 --> 00:20:38,160
- But sir, I was,
(audience laughing)
555
00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:39,430
I was enjoying all the
extra hours of homework
556
00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:41,300
and bonding with nerds.
557
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:45,000
- You see, we must move quickly.
558
00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:47,110
I suggest giving
him a day or two off
559
00:20:47,110 --> 00:20:50,440
to clear his cluttered
mind, it's essential.
560
00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:51,650
- (snaps fingers) He's got it!
561
00:20:51,650 --> 00:20:55,280
- Oh no, sir!
(audience laughing)
562
00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:57,620
(chuckles) No sir,
I love school.
563
00:20:57,620 --> 00:20:59,850
- No, you need time off, Zack!
564
00:20:59,860 --> 00:21:02,390
- Only if you insist!
- I insist.
565
00:21:02,390 --> 00:21:04,290
Some day you'll thank me, Zack.
566
00:21:04,290 --> 00:21:08,560
- Okay, I know you have my
best interests at heart.
567
00:21:13,070 --> 00:21:14,500
- Thanks for that
stunt with James.
568
00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:16,770
- We were trying to get
you back into Stansbury.
569
00:21:16,770 --> 00:21:19,170
- Yeah, I know, but I don't
need Stansbury anymore.
570
00:21:19,170 --> 00:21:21,010
There are hundreds
of good colleges.
571
00:21:21,010 --> 00:21:23,110
I'm sure I'll get
into one of them.
572
00:21:23,110 --> 00:21:25,040
- I'm sure you will too.
573
00:21:25,050 --> 00:21:27,050
- I made too much
out of those SATs.
574
00:21:27,050 --> 00:21:29,380
I mean, I got a
1200, you got a 1500,
575
00:21:29,390 --> 00:21:31,220
it doesn't really
matter, does it?
576
00:21:31,220 --> 00:21:32,390
- Not one bit.
577
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,290
But, Jessie there's
just one thing.
578
00:21:35,290 --> 00:21:36,260
- What's that?
579
00:21:36,260 --> 00:21:39,260
- I got a 1502, here you go.
580
00:21:39,260 --> 00:21:44,260
(upbeat rock music)
(audience laughing)
581
00:21:45,730 --> 00:21:50,200
("Saved By the Bell Theme
Instrumental" by Scott Gale)
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