All language subtitles for Saved by the Bell S03E16 All in the Mall_track4_[eng]

(bell rings)

♪ When I wake up
in the morning ♪

♪ And the alarm
gives out a warning ♪

♪ And I don't think I'll
ever make it on time ♪

♪ By the time I grab my books ♪

♪ And I give myself a look ♪

♪ I'm at the corner just in
time to see the bus fly by ♪

♪ It's alright, 'cause
I'm saved by the bell ♪

♪ If the teacher pops a test ♪

♪ I know I'm in a mess ♪

♪ And my dog ate all my
homework last night ♪

♪ Riding low in my chair ♪

♪ She won't know
that I'm there ♪

♪ If I can hand it in
tomorrow it will be alright ♪

♪ It's alright, 'cause
I'm saved by the bell ♪

♪ It's alright, 'cause
I'm saved by the ♪

♪ It's alright, 'cause
I'm saved by the ♪

♪ It's alright, 'cause
I'm saved by the bell ♪

(upbeat music)

- Wow, look at this line.

- Oh, man, we'll never get
tickets to the U-two concert.

- Oh, ye of little faith.

- He's right, we told
you we had a plan.

Hey, have I ever let
you guys down before?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

(laughter)

- When?

- The time you snuck us
into the drive-in movie

in the trunk of your car.

- So I forgot the trunk key.

(laughter)

You still got to hear the movie.

- But it was a Japanese movie.

- Hey, I tried to read the
subtitles as fast as I could.

- Now girls, he really
has a good idea this time.

- Yeah, look and
there it is now.

(laughter)

- Hey, how did Screech
get ahead of the line?

- He slept here all night.

- How'd you get him to do that?

- Simple, we bribed him
with a new Teddy bear.

(rings)

- Just four more minutes, Mom.

- Screech, hey, get up man.

- Five tickets to the
U-two concert please.

- The window's not
open yet, Screech.

- Screech, this is the nicest,

sweetest thing you've ever done.

- Even nicer than the
time I wrote I love you in

chocolate syrup on your
mother's white couch?

(laughter)

- Forget the whole thing.

- Hey, Zach, let's go
check out that video store

while Screech gets the tickets.

- Oh yeah, sure.

Oh, Screech, you do have
all our money, right?

- Yep, right here
in my slippers.

- Well, since you guys
got the tickets covered,

we're going shopping.

- Oh yes, Kelly, let's go slip
our toes into the new shoes

at the Hot Feet Boutique.

- Ooh la la, alright.

Let's say we'll meet in an
hour at the directory sign.

- Okay.

- See ya.
- See you guys later.

- U-two tickets are
now on sale, cash only.

- I'd like five seats
as close as you've got.

And when I say close,
I wanna see nose hairs.

(laughter)

- I have tickets in
mezzanine or orchestra,

what'll it be?

- Oh my goodness.

Oh my gosh.

Zach will kill me if I
make the wrong decision.

- These people'll kill you
if you don't hurry up, okay?

- Excuse me, fellow U-two fan,

would you hold my spot in line?

I need to consult
with me friends.

Thanks.

- Slater, now why can't we
meet girls like that, huh?

- Yeah, great figure,
doesn't talk back.

(laughter)

- Hey guys, who's the
cute babe in the window?

- She's a dummy, dummy.

- Alright, Screech,
got the tickets?

- Not exactly.

Do you want mezzanine
or orchestra?

- Wait a minute.

You left the line
to ask us that?

- Dimwit, you lost
your place in line.

- No problem.

The guy behind me saved my spot.

Here he comes now.

Hey, thanks sir for
saving my spot in line.

- No comprendo, senor.

Adios.

(laughter)

- Wait, if he's here,

then who's there?

Oops.

I'll save you the trouble.

(smack)
(laughter)

- Get back in line, lunkhead.

If we miss out on this
concert, I'm gonna kill you.

Hey, Kelly.

- Hey.
- Where's Lisa?

- She's at the shoe store
flirting with the salesman.

He's taking Polaroids
of her feet.

(laughter)

- Hey, did you buy anything?

- No, I'm broke.

I gave you guys all the
money for the concert.

Hey, where's Screech?

Shouldn't he have
the tickets by now?

- Um, well, uh, you see--

Hey, let's go eat, come on.

- Yeah.

- What happened, guys?

- He was born, need I say more?

- Look, I'm sorry, Kelly.

He accidentally stepped out
of line and lost his place.

- Well, you better
call a priest.

- Why?

- Because Lisa's gonna kill him,

and I'm gonna have bad thoughts.

- Hi, guys.

- Hey, Lisa.
- Hi.

So how are things going with
you and the shoe salesman?

- Oh, they're lookin' good.

Eddie wants to give me a
ride in his Air Jordan's.

(laughter)

- How many pairs of
shoes did you buy, Lisa?

- Oh just three.

I'm on a tight budget.

(laughter)

Hey, who's bag is this?

- Not mine.
- It's not mine.

- Whoa, mama!

- Whoa, mama!

(laughter)

- Is that full of money?

- Smells like it.

Sounds like five
thousand, give or take 20.

- Oh yes, yes, this is gonna
be a good day after all.

- Wait a second, I mean
this isn't our money.

I mean some poor person lost it.

We have to return it.

- Oh, get real, Kelly,
what poor person has $5000?

- Well, if they weren't poor
before, they're poor now.

- We can't keep this, it's
somebody else's money.

- Alright, alright,
let's be fair.

I mean, if it is
someone's money,

we should give them time
to reclaim it, agreed?

- Alright.
- Yeah.

- Okay, good, good.

I hereby invoke a five
foot five second rule.

- The what?

- If no one is within five
feet of this money when I

count to five, it's ours.

One, two, three, four--

- Cut it out, Zach.

We need to ask around to
see if anybody lost $5000.

- Okay, okay.

(whispers) Has
anyone lost $5000?

- Look, I don't know what
you two are arguing about.

This is my money.

I'm the one who found the bag.

- Your money?

You never would've found
the bag if Zach and I didn't

slide over so you
could sit down.

- Okay, I'll split it with you.

- Alright.
- That's what I thought.

- Split it with them?

There wouldn't be a bag
to find if I didn't sit

at this bench.

You'd still be rattling along

about Eddie and his Air Jordans.

(cross talk)

- Hold it.

Hold it!

Now I think I've got a way
to solve this money problem.

- How, give it all to you?

- Alright, I'll
think of another way.

(laughter)

We should give it all back,

but not before we put
it to work for us.

- What does that mean?

- That means, we take the
money and buy as many tickets

as we can, then we turn
around and sell those puppies

for a big profit.

- And the money is returned?

- Oh yeah, absolutely.

We'll just think of this
as like a short-term loan

with a great
interest rate, okay?

- Alright.
- Alright.

- Alright, guys, come on.

Let's go find Screech.

- You got the money?

- Yeah, I got the money.

(laughter)

- Hey, it's gone, Frankie.

- It had to be
those kids, Louie.

Let's go.

- Whoa, Screech.

How'd you move up
in line so fast?

- Ol' Disney Land tactic.

I hid under a fern until
I could blend into line.

(laughter)

- You're goofy.

- No, but that's who taught me.

(laughter)

- Look, Screech, we have a
little secret to tell you.

But you gotta promise
to keep it quiet.

- Hey, did I ever tell Slater
how you filled his locker

with tapioca pudding?

(laughter)

- That was you?

- Uh, we don't
have time for that.

We want you to buy
a lot of tickets,

'cause we just found $5000.

- Five thousand (mumbles)

Mm, did you have a donut
for breakfast, Lisa?

Your hand tastes good.

- Oh man.
- Ohh.

- Look guys, we still
need to get Screech to the

head of the line.

- I don't think
that'll be a problem.

Hey, buddy.

(laughter)

- Come here, baby.

(giggles)

(thump)
(gasp)

- Excuse me, ma'am.

Hi, I wondered if you'd let
my friend go ahead of you.

He missed last year's concert.

- Yes, and you see, he was
so depressed that he locked

himself in the
basement for a year.

- Uh huh, and today
is his first day out.

- Look.

- No way, blondie.

I never miss a U-two concert.

(laughter)

- Well, would $50 help
you change your mind?

- What are you doing
with our ticket money?

- Hey, you're forgetting
about our fund.

- Did he say 50, beautiful,

'cause I think he meant
100, little darlin'.

- One hundred smackers?

Make it two and I'm outta here.

(laughter)

- Here you go.

- Alright, one more
customer and we're rich.

- Alright.

- What?

- I can't believe the
concert's sold out.

- I can't believe we gave so
much money to that old lady.

- I can't believe there's a
planet of Elvis impersonators

on a collision
course with Earth.

(laughter)

- Can you believe this?

(laughter)

- I think we should turn
the money in right away.

- Hey, hey, let's
not be so rash.

There are plenty of ways
to make a quick buck.

- Yeah, we could invest
in the stock market

and double our money.

- And what if we lose?

- Who cares, it's not our money.

- Right.
(laughter)

- It's not right.

I'm telling that security
officer right now.

Excuse me, officer,
you know I really--

- Low blood sugar.

She has to eat all the time.

- What did she say?

- Uh, she would like
to go to the restroom,

but she doesn't
know where it is.

- It's right down there
in the south promenade.

- Thanks for your
help officer, and hey,

be careful out there.

(laughter)

- [Intercom] Attention mall
shoppers, due to phenomenal

sales of U-two concert tickets,
Power Records announces

a second concert has been added.

Tickets go on sale
tomorrow at 9:00 am.

- Bingo.

Hey, who says opportunity
doesn't knock twice?

- This is great.

We have a second chance
to go to the concert.

- Better yet,

another chance to make a
killing selling tickets.

- Oh no, I'm not
sleeping here again.

Last night the security dogs
were nipping at my underwear.

(laughter)

- Oh, Screech, this time
we'll all stay and so we're

guaranteed to be first in line.

- Hey, how are we gonna
pull that off, preppy?

- I don't know yet.

But I do know we
have a lot of money

and a lot of hours to kill.

- Hey, how about a little
advance on tomorrow's profits?

- Yeah, tickle my palm, honey.

I've got places to go
and shoes to try on.

(laughter)

- And I guess it'd be alright
to look at some bathing suits.

They're selling
them for half off.

- Oh, which half
are you gonna buy?

(laughter)

- You know, I've
always defended you,

but you really are a bozo.

- Alright, alright, step
right up Free Enterprise LA.

Here's 200 for you,

and for you,

for you.

- Zach, some guys
are staring at us.

- Alright, alright, no need to
draw attention to ourselves.

We'll split up now and say
meet back at the movies at six.

- Hey, you guys, you know what,

maybe we should hide the bag.

- Oh yeah, that's a good point.

Screech, when I put the
money in Lisa's shoe box,

create a diversion.

- No, I've got a better idea.

I'll create a diversion.

(laughter)

(monkey sounds)

(laughter)

- Oh gosh, now they're
holding hands and feet.

- Kelly, don't you have
somewhere to go quickly?

- Come on, Lisa, we're going
to the movies, remember?

Lisa, it's those guys again.

We've gotta get outta here.

- Gotta run, Eddie.

We'll do boots tomorrow.

(laughter)

- Let's move it.

- Hey, hey, hey, ow.

What's goin' on?

- It's those weird guys.

They were following us.

We saw them at the boutique.

- They're obviously killers.

I mean, we've stolen their
money and now we're gonna die.

I'll never get married.

I'll never have a little
white picket fence.

I'll never get a letter
from Ed McMahon again.

- Oh, Kelly, shut up.

They're not killers,
they're just shoppers.

This is a mall, ya know.

- Yeah, look, this money's
making us paranoid.

I'm sure nothing weird is gonna
happen while we're in here.

- Yeah, relax.

(laughter)

- Hi guys.

- I take that back.

- Screech, why are
you dressed like that?

- 'Cause they wanted $300 for
the Little Bo Peep costume.

- Yeah, but why are you
wearing this costume?

- Ah, see that way
when the bad guys come,

they won't notice me.

- The only place you wouldn't
be noticed is in a nut house.

- Don't be so sure.

- Hey, Screech, you shoulda
come shopping with us.

- Oh yeah, hey Screech,
check out what I got.

(laughter)

- [Movie Girl] Don't
go, Jonathon, I can't
live without you.

- [Jonathon] If you
want me to stay, Lydia,

let me hear those
three special words.

- Oh, Jonathon,
not here, not now.

- Lydia, don't tease me so.

You know how weak I am.

- It doesn't matter, Jonathon.

You're rich.

- Shhh.

- What are you gonna do, move?

(evil laughs)

- You're so infantile, Slater.

- We're trying to
watch the movie.

- [Lydia] Oh
Jonathon, I love you.

Let's ask the
warden to marry us.

- Are you proposing to
me, my precious flower?

- Oh yes, darling.

You're the only
man I ever loved.

- Lydia.
- Jonathon.

(laughter)

- Can I be the best man?

- No, but you can be
the dork of honor.

Will you shut up, I'm
trying to watch the movie.

- You can't scare Screech man.

- Watch this.

It's them

They're here.

- Oh, just shopping, it's
a mall you know, right.

I hope they kill you two first.

- Everyone just stay calm.

We have to get out of here
without attracting attention.

So one at a time, make like
you're leaving for the bathroom.

Got it?

- Yeah.

- Okay, follow my lead.

- Diet soda, goes through you
faster than a speeding bullet.

(laughter)

- Excuse me.

- Hey guys, where's Screech?

- I don't know, he
was right behind me.

- We're being chased by
crooks and you have time

to stop for yogurt?

- Yes, even Screech
man needs nourishment.

(laughter)

- Look, it's almost
closing time.

We gotta find a place to sleep.

- We're sleeping here?

Couldn't we find someplace else,

like the Beverly Hills Hotel?

- Yeah, I guess we could,
but then we wouldn't be

next to the ticket booth when
it opened up in the morning.

- Morning, well what
about our parents?

- We'll call our parents
and tell them that everybody

is sleeping at
somebody else's house.

- And where exactly are we
supposed to be sleeping?

- Well, uh, you see that tent?

We're camping out.

When I give the
signal, go for it.

- Anything I can help you with?

- Yeah, yeah, um, how much
is that football up there?

(laughter)

- $29.95.
- $29.95, good, good.

Now is that a hog skin,
boar skin, or pig skin?

- I don't know,
nobody's ever asked.

- Well then it's a
good thing I did.

(laughter)

- It's pig skin.

- Good, good, see
I'm the manager of a
school football team.

And I need a bunch of
footballs for spring practice.

Now, do you have any
more, say like in back?

- I'll check.

- Oh good, you better hurry
because season's about

to start in three months.

(laughter)

- Ah, sorry guys, we're closed.

- Wait, wait.

- Sorry.

- [Slater] Can you please move?

Your foot is on my hand.

- [Zach] Hey, your
hand is on my foot.

- [Lisa] It's dark in here.

- [Screech] That's alright, my
darling, I have x-ray vision.

(thumps)
(laughter)

- [Lisa] And get rid
of that stupid costume.

(laughter)

- Everything is going just fine.

- I'll just be happy
when this is all over

and we return the $5000.

- Yes, there are five of
us and we'd each like the

maximum 10 tickets apiece.

Anywhere on the floor'd be fine.

- That'll be $3000.

- Alright.

- It's gone.

- What?

- The money is gone.

- How could it just disappear?

- How could I buy
these ugly shoes?

- I guess the boxes must've
gotten switched when you

guys ran out of the shoe store.

Now, let's go find the money.

Come on, let's go.

- There are a thousand
boxes in here.

What are we gonna do?

- Alright, alright.

Slater, Screech, and I will
check all the shoe boxes out

and you guys start
trying some on,

and one of is bound to
find the money, alright?

- Let's do it, guys.

- Oh, excuse me,
ma'am, store security.

I have to check that box.

- Why?

- Parliamentary
procedure, ma'am.

There's been a bunch
of floor sample thefts.

Okay, you can go.

- Right this way.

- Lisa.

I've missed you.

- Can the jive, Eddie, my
friend and I wanna try on

every shoe you
have in the store.

So get some help, honey,
'cause we got work to do.

(laughter)

- Yahoo!

- What, what, Screech?

Did you find the money?

- No, but I found a
slide for my pet turtle.

(laughter)

(thumps)

- We have checked
every box in the store.

Where could it be?

- You again.

- Oh, hello.

Good morning, ma'am.

I'll be taking this
if you don't mind.

- Over my dead body.

(laughter)
- Look.

There's Kevin Costner.

- Oh, where?

(laughter)

- Looks like we're buying
some concert tickets.

- There they are, Frankie.

- Hey, kids, come here
I wanna talk to you.

- Run for it, guys.

- Hey, here's some
money for the mess.

- Now what?

- I don't know,
I'm out of ideas.

Anybody got any suggestions?

- Eat more fiber,
you'll live longer.

- Oh, it's security.

The guys at the boutique
must've reported us.

- In there.

Come on, rush it, rush it.

(laughter)

- We should've turned the
money right when we found it.

Lisa, why'd you have to be
so nosy and pick up that bag?

- Yeah, Lisa.
- Hey, don't blame this on me.

Zach's the one with
all the bright ideas.

Hey Kelly, is my
corsage on straight?

- Yeah, looks great.

(cross talk)

- How can you say
this is my fault?

None of this woulda happened
if Screech had just stayed

in line like he was supposed to.

- Don't blame me.

- Hey, he was just
following your dumb scheme.

- Oh, no no no, it
was Slater's idea.

- Me?
- See.

(laughter)

(yelling)

(laughter)

- Hold it!

Stop the fighting.

We've got to figure
a way out of this.

- Why can't we just
use the front door?

- Screech, don't make
clobber a priest.

- We have to find a way
to return the money.

Maybe if we--

- Shhh.

(laughter)
- Zach!

- Officer, officer,
I'm glad we found you.

- We need your help.

- Look, these two mob
guys are chasing us.

- And they want this money bag
that we found here yesterday.

- But they're gonna kill us.

- Is that a jelly doughnut?

- Yes.
(laughter)

Which means I'm on break.

Come back in 10 minutes.

- In 10 minutes we're gonna
be wearing cement boots

sleeping in the ocean
with the fishies.

- Alright, alright, it's over.

Now what can I do for you?

(screams)

- Save us from those guys.

- Why should I?

I'm with them.

- What?
- I want my mommy.

(laughter)

- Alright, kids,
hand over the dough.

- Alright, alright.

Here you go, see ya.

- You're not going anywhere.

We've got a surprise for ya.

- We're dead.
- We're dead.

- No, kids.

You're on Candid Video!

Wave to everyone at home.

- The television show?

- You mean you've been
videotaping this whole thing?

- That's right.

The ticket line, the movies,
the boutique, everything.

- Well, this is terrible.

I was wearing the same
outfit for two days.

(laughter)

- And for being
guests on our show,

Candid Video's gonna give
you five front row tickets

to the U-two concert.

- Alright, front row tickets.

Hey, do you know how much
money we could get for these?

- [All] No!

(laughter)

(upbeat music)