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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,510 --> 00:00:04,440 (school bell ringing) ♪ When I wake up in the morning ♪ 2 00:00:04,450 --> 00:00:05,880 ♪ And the alarm gives out a warning ♪ 3 00:00:05,880 --> 00:00:08,950 ♪ I don't think I'll ever make it on time ♪ 4 00:00:08,950 --> 00:00:10,450 ♪ By the time I grab my books ♪ 5 00:00:10,450 --> 00:00:12,020 ♪ And I give myself a look ♪ 6 00:00:12,020 --> 00:00:15,350 ♪ I'm at the corner just in time to see the bus fly by ♪ 7 00:00:15,360 --> 00:00:20,360 ♪ It's alright 'cause I'm saved by the bell ♪ 8 00:00:21,430 --> 00:00:22,730 ♪ If the teacher pops a test ♪ 9 00:00:22,730 --> 00:00:24,160 ♪ I know I'm in a mess ♪ 10 00:00:24,170 --> 00:00:27,370 ♪ And my dog ate all my homework last night ♪ 11 00:00:27,370 --> 00:00:28,670 ♪ Riding low in my chair ♪ 12 00:00:28,670 --> 00:00:30,100 ♪ She won't know that I'm there ♪ 13 00:00:30,100 --> 00:00:33,770 ♪ If I can hand it in tomorrow, it'll be all right ♪ 14 00:00:33,770 --> 00:00:38,740 ♪ It's alright 'cause I'm saved by the bell ♪ 15 00:00:39,680 --> 00:00:42,050 (rock music) 16 00:00:52,130 --> 00:00:55,330 ♪ It's alright 'cause I'm saved by the ♪ 17 00:00:55,330 --> 00:00:58,230 ♪ It's alright 'cause I'm saved by the ♪ 18 00:00:58,230 --> 00:01:03,070 ♪ It's alright 'cause I'm saved by the bell ♪ 19 00:01:05,710 --> 00:01:08,310 (upbeat music) 20 00:01:14,250 --> 00:01:16,880 - This week, we have a big project due in photography class, 21 00:01:16,880 --> 00:01:18,420 I still haven't decided on the subject, 22 00:01:18,420 --> 00:01:21,050 but I have feeling that any great looking girl will do. 23 00:01:25,260 --> 00:01:28,090 - Hey, you know Slater, your nose hairs look like 24 00:01:28,100 --> 00:01:31,430 the Amazon Rainforest. (audience laughs) 25 00:01:31,430 --> 00:01:33,270 - If you don't get that camera out of my face, 26 00:01:33,270 --> 00:01:35,330 I'm gonna have the natives come out and eat you. 27 00:01:35,340 --> 00:01:36,170 - Yikes! 28 00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:40,070 - So what's your photo project, Slater? 29 00:01:40,070 --> 00:01:42,370 - Well, I was in my yard, 30 00:01:42,380 --> 00:01:45,440 and I saw these beautiful butterflies, 31 00:01:45,450 --> 00:01:46,910 and they were just fluttering over these 32 00:01:46,910 --> 00:01:48,680 delegate white roses. 33 00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:51,180 (audience laughs) 34 00:01:51,190 --> 00:01:53,020 Well, what are you gonna do, macho man? 35 00:01:53,020 --> 00:01:54,320 - I don't know yet, 36 00:01:54,320 --> 00:01:55,990 I'm still waiting for the right inspiration. 37 00:02:00,060 --> 00:02:03,330 Hello inspiration. (audience laughs) 38 00:02:03,330 --> 00:02:04,260 Screech give me your camera. 39 00:02:04,270 --> 00:02:05,830 - Well why? 40 00:02:05,830 --> 00:02:06,670 Zack? 41 00:02:11,610 --> 00:02:12,870 - Should I say cheese? 42 00:02:12,870 --> 00:02:14,110 - Bet you can't say it without a smile. 43 00:02:14,110 --> 00:02:16,710 Hi, I'm Zack Morris. - Hi, Danielle Gordon. 44 00:02:16,710 --> 00:02:18,840 - I see you're wearing a USC sweatshirt, 45 00:02:18,850 --> 00:02:20,210 are you a fellow Trojan. 46 00:02:20,210 --> 00:02:21,880 - Yeah, I just started you too? 47 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:26,190 - Oh, very perceptive I am a photo journalism major. 48 00:02:26,190 --> 00:02:28,050 - Oh, here's a picture for you, 49 00:02:28,060 --> 00:02:31,260 stranded motorist desperately needs a phone. 50 00:02:33,060 --> 00:02:34,130 - One moment. 51 00:02:38,930 --> 00:02:40,370 Use mine. - Thank you. 52 00:02:40,370 --> 00:02:41,200 - No problem. 53 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:45,840 - I mean he's good, she's only been here for two minutes. 54 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:49,040 - An hour? 55 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:50,610 It's just a flat tire. 56 00:02:51,650 --> 00:02:53,050 - Excuse me, one second. 57 00:02:54,150 --> 00:02:55,510 Thanks, but no thanks. 58 00:02:56,620 --> 00:02:58,080 I can change your tire for you. 59 00:02:58,090 --> 00:02:59,550 - You are so sweet. 60 00:03:00,350 --> 00:03:01,920 So sweet, I could kiss you. 61 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:03,390 - We'll discuss my fee later. 62 00:03:15,100 --> 00:03:17,800 - Hey, what happened preppie, did she dump you? 63 00:03:17,810 --> 00:03:19,910 - Guess again my high school friend, 64 00:03:19,910 --> 00:03:21,910 Danielle my college honey just asked me to meet her 65 00:03:21,910 --> 00:03:23,540 tomorrow night at the at the Attic. 66 00:03:23,540 --> 00:03:26,140 - The attic, that sounds like fun, 67 00:03:26,150 --> 00:03:27,610 there could be bats up there. 68 00:03:29,620 --> 00:03:33,450 - You're bats, Screech, The Attic is an over 18 dance club, 69 00:03:33,450 --> 00:03:36,820 and Zack's only 16, that may be true today Slater, 70 00:03:36,820 --> 00:03:39,330 but by tomorrow night, we'll all be 18. 71 00:03:39,330 --> 00:03:43,330 - Oh no, mom said I have to move out at 18. 72 00:03:43,330 --> 00:03:45,260 (audience laughs) 73 00:03:45,270 --> 00:03:46,700 I gotta go look for a place. 74 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:50,400 (upbeat music) 75 00:03:56,510 --> 00:03:57,710 - Good morning class. 76 00:03:57,710 --> 00:03:59,140 - [All] Good morning, Mister Belding. 77 00:03:59,150 --> 00:04:01,650 Now that we've all taken a lot of pictures, 78 00:04:01,650 --> 00:04:02,980 let's see what's developed. 79 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:05,980 (audience laughs) 80 00:04:05,990 --> 00:04:06,820 Okay. 81 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:10,760 Nice picture Kelly. - Thanks Mister Belding, 82 00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:13,530 Jeff's easy to photograph, the camera loves him. 83 00:04:13,530 --> 00:04:15,930 The camera is not the only thing that loves him. 84 00:04:18,100 --> 00:04:19,870 - Is that the guy she dumped Zack for? 85 00:04:19,870 --> 00:04:22,400 - That's old gossip, sir, try and keep up. 86 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:23,570 (audience laughs) 87 00:04:23,570 --> 00:04:25,000 - Hey Screech, would you hurry up. 88 00:04:25,010 --> 00:04:26,570 If Belding catches us making fake IDs we're dead. 89 00:04:26,570 --> 00:04:27,410 - Yeah. 90 00:04:29,110 --> 00:04:30,240 - Finito. 91 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:31,880 - Hey, excellent. 92 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:35,910 You idiot, no one's gonna believe I'm 54 years old. 93 00:04:35,920 --> 00:04:38,220 (audience laughs) (upbeat music) 94 00:04:38,220 --> 00:04:40,990 Check it out guys, my folks will be going to sleep soon, 95 00:04:40,990 --> 00:04:43,960 so when my mom says good night, we're outta here. 96 00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:45,960 - [Together] Outta here. 97 00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:47,360 - Sh. 98 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:48,190 Come in. 99 00:04:49,460 --> 00:04:51,730 - Hi guys, I brought you a bedtime snack. 100 00:04:51,730 --> 00:04:53,730 - O food. - Brownies. 101 00:04:53,730 --> 00:04:56,200 - Mom, mom come on we're not little kids anymore. 102 00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:58,970 - Yeah, and we got the IDs to prove it. 103 00:04:58,970 --> 00:05:00,340 (audience laughs) 104 00:05:00,340 --> 00:05:02,510 - These are great mom, thanks, aren't they Screech? 105 00:05:02,510 --> 00:05:04,940 (Screech mumbles) (audience laughs) 106 00:05:04,950 --> 00:05:06,480 - Anything for my boys. 107 00:05:09,550 --> 00:05:11,450 It's been so long since Zack has had a sleepover. 108 00:05:11,450 --> 00:05:13,020 - What is she doing? 109 00:05:13,920 --> 00:05:15,590 - Mom, what are you doing? 110 00:05:15,590 --> 00:05:17,220 - Checking for girls, what else? 111 00:05:18,160 --> 00:05:19,660 - Relax. 112 00:05:19,660 --> 00:05:22,700 - Relax, I'm your mother I know you too well to relax. 113 00:05:22,700 --> 00:05:23,630 (audience laughs) 114 00:05:23,630 --> 00:05:25,100 - Don't stay up too late. 115 00:05:25,100 --> 00:05:27,570 - No, don't worry about that mom, we're real tired. 116 00:05:29,900 --> 00:05:32,100 - Oh, yeah, we probably won't stay up much longer. 117 00:05:32,110 --> 00:05:33,270 - No. 118 00:05:33,270 --> 00:05:35,570 - Okay, good night guys. 119 00:05:36,540 --> 00:05:38,840 - Good night, mom. 120 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:46,720 - Gentlemen, let's do it. 121 00:05:47,460 --> 00:05:50,360 (audience laughs) 122 00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:52,730 Okay, let's party. 123 00:06:00,840 --> 00:06:02,900 - Zack, I'm scared what if we get caught? 124 00:06:02,900 --> 00:06:04,300 - Listen, they're not gonna catch us, alright, 125 00:06:04,300 --> 00:06:06,870 just shut up and old, beside this guy couldn't 126 00:06:06,870 --> 00:06:09,380 spot a fake ID if we nailed it to his forehead. 127 00:06:09,380 --> 00:06:13,010 - What are you trying to pull, this ID is fake man. 128 00:06:13,010 --> 00:06:15,880 I can spot these things a mile away, now get outta here. 129 00:06:18,390 --> 00:06:20,650 - Can you believe that guy with the fake ID, 130 00:06:20,650 --> 00:06:22,490 some guys just can't wait to grow up. 131 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:30,560 - Hey cool scar man. 132 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:32,500 - Thanks man, it's a gift from my girl. 133 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:37,770 - Why do they call you bouncers, 134 00:06:37,770 --> 00:06:39,570 you don't really bounce people do you? 135 00:06:39,570 --> 00:06:40,770 - Sometimes. 136 00:06:40,780 --> 00:06:43,580 - Too late Joey, this hunk's with me. 137 00:06:43,580 --> 00:06:45,510 - I am? (audience laughs) 138 00:06:45,510 --> 00:06:47,050 - [Together] He is? 139 00:06:47,050 --> 00:06:49,380 - Why didn't you say so, Ritchie? 140 00:06:49,380 --> 00:06:51,650 Come on go ahead inside. 141 00:06:51,650 --> 00:06:52,920 - Guys, help, guys. 142 00:06:57,590 --> 00:06:59,830 - [Together] Hey babe. 143 00:07:01,090 --> 00:07:03,830 - Yes. - It's good to be 18. 144 00:07:03,830 --> 00:07:05,830 - Yeah, hey Screech got a babe. 145 00:07:07,470 --> 00:07:08,300 - Guys-- 146 00:07:12,370 --> 00:07:13,740 - Hi. - Hi. 147 00:07:13,740 --> 00:07:14,670 - Glad you came. 148 00:07:14,680 --> 00:07:15,610 - Oh I'm glad, you're glad. 149 00:07:15,610 --> 00:07:17,110 - If he's glad, I'm glad. 150 00:07:17,110 --> 00:07:19,650 - Great, come on I want you to meet some friends. 151 00:07:19,650 --> 00:07:22,820 Joan, Sandy, this is Zack, they guy who changed my tire. 152 00:07:22,820 --> 00:07:24,050 - It was nothing really, 153 00:07:24,050 --> 00:07:25,280 I rescue beautiful women all the time. 154 00:07:25,290 --> 00:07:27,250 - You know we never did discuss your fee. 155 00:07:27,250 --> 00:07:28,550 - Well I really don't-- 156 00:07:31,060 --> 00:07:32,720 (Slater clears throat) 157 00:07:32,730 --> 00:07:35,130 - Oh, this is-- 158 00:07:35,130 --> 00:07:38,360 - Hi, I'm Zack's older cooler more happening friend, 159 00:07:38,370 --> 00:07:39,530 AC Slater. 160 00:07:39,530 --> 00:07:41,900 - Oh what does the AC stand for? 161 00:07:41,900 --> 00:07:43,230 - Absolutely Charming. 162 00:07:45,140 --> 00:07:48,340 - So how come I never seen you girls on campus before? 163 00:07:48,340 --> 00:07:49,840 - Save me, please. 164 00:07:51,040 --> 00:07:51,880 - Excuse me. 165 00:07:54,450 --> 00:07:56,210 Why are you acting like a dweeb. 166 00:07:56,220 --> 00:07:58,850 If Reggie comes looking for Don, you haven't seen me. 167 00:08:00,290 --> 00:08:01,590 - Who is that? 168 00:08:01,590 --> 00:08:04,760 - That's our friends, Don, he's kind of shy. 169 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:05,990 - Would you like to dance? - Sure, 170 00:08:05,990 --> 00:08:08,330 as soon as Donnie lets go of my shoe. 171 00:08:08,330 --> 00:08:09,560 - Right. 172 00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:12,300 - So sorry, I'm terribly sorry. 173 00:08:12,300 --> 00:08:13,530 Sorry. 174 00:08:13,530 --> 00:08:15,730 Come on, why don't you guys dance with us? 175 00:08:15,740 --> 00:08:17,940 - Look Joan, you see I've got a girlfriend, 176 00:08:17,940 --> 00:08:19,640 and I really don't know if I should-- 177 00:08:19,640 --> 00:08:22,710 - Hey, I just wanna dance, not get married. 178 00:08:22,710 --> 00:08:24,110 - Hey, I can live with that. 179 00:08:25,050 --> 00:08:27,810 - Hey Foxy, is this your Dorito? 180 00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:31,580 Great, more for me. 181 00:08:31,590 --> 00:08:35,120 Donny, I've been looking everywhere for you. 182 00:08:35,120 --> 00:08:35,950 - Yikes! 183 00:08:39,830 --> 00:08:43,660 - Oh look, here's Jessie and me at Disneyland, 184 00:08:43,660 --> 00:08:44,900 those are her real ears. 185 00:08:46,370 --> 00:08:49,200 - Hey you know what, Jessie would love this place. 186 00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:50,670 Hey did I tell you she's a great dancer. 187 00:08:50,670 --> 00:08:54,410 - I know, you showed us her kindergarten tap dance picture. 188 00:08:55,980 --> 00:08:57,610 - Hey, is everybody having a great time or what? 189 00:08:57,610 --> 00:09:00,680 - Danielle, we've got to split now. 190 00:09:00,680 --> 00:09:02,950 - Wow, I can't believe it's two o'clock already. 191 00:09:02,950 --> 00:09:05,380 - Are you serious, it felt like we just got here. 192 00:09:06,420 --> 00:09:07,790 - I had a great time, Zack. 193 00:09:07,790 --> 00:09:10,460 Maybe we could meet tomorrow for lunch? 194 00:09:10,460 --> 00:09:13,290 - Gee Danielle I can't, I'll be in a dark room all day 195 00:09:13,290 --> 00:09:15,160 working on a big project. 196 00:09:15,160 --> 00:09:16,490 - Okay, call me. - Sure. 197 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:20,770 - [Audience] Whoa! 198 00:09:20,770 --> 00:09:22,000 - Don't call me. 199 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:25,870 - Oo, smooth as always, hey Slater? 200 00:09:25,870 --> 00:09:26,670 - Shut up. 201 00:09:35,180 --> 00:09:37,420 - Donny fell asleep while we were dancing. 202 00:09:37,420 --> 00:09:38,750 Give him my number, okay. 203 00:09:43,290 --> 00:09:44,520 - I'm beat. 204 00:09:44,520 --> 00:09:46,060 - [Together] Let's get outta here. 205 00:09:46,060 --> 00:09:48,790 - Hey, wait, wait, wait, isn't that Jeff over there dancing? 206 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:53,400 - Yeah, that's not Kelly. 207 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:54,400 - Where's not Kelly. 208 00:09:57,940 --> 00:09:59,870 - [Together] Whoa! 209 00:09:59,870 --> 00:10:02,370 (tense music) 210 00:10:06,550 --> 00:10:08,550 - Morning guys, how was your sleepover. 211 00:10:08,550 --> 00:10:11,450 Did you wear you jammies with the little footsie wootsies? 212 00:10:12,650 --> 00:10:13,920 (audience laughs) 213 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:15,250 - Don't start with me, mommy, it's too early. 214 00:10:18,260 --> 00:10:20,360 - Good morning everybody. 215 00:10:22,460 --> 00:10:24,800 (audience laughs) 216 00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:26,930 - Hey, are you gonna tell her about Jeff? 217 00:10:26,930 --> 00:10:29,270 - I'm too tired to think right now. 218 00:10:29,270 --> 00:10:32,700 (school bell rings) 219 00:10:32,710 --> 00:10:36,070 - Morning everybody, before we take a look at your projects, 220 00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:38,210 I wanna show you an experienced photographer 221 00:10:38,210 --> 00:10:40,350 can do with the camera, lights please. 222 00:10:45,290 --> 00:10:47,520 These are slide of Misses B ad me on our trip 223 00:10:47,520 --> 00:10:51,320 to our wild exotic neighbor to the south, San Diego. 224 00:10:53,430 --> 00:10:55,460 - I can barely contain myself. 225 00:10:58,100 --> 00:11:00,400 - Oh this is Misses B at Seaworld. 226 00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:02,230 - Why is she eating raw fish? 227 00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:04,200 (audience laughs) 228 00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:07,440 That is not Misses B, that's Shamu. 229 00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:12,380 It's a whale. (audience laughs) 230 00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:15,010 Notice the use of shadow and light? 231 00:11:19,020 --> 00:11:22,990 I said notice the use of shadow and light. 232 00:11:22,990 --> 00:11:24,990 - Yes, yes, Shamu has an overbite. 233 00:11:26,830 --> 00:11:28,890 - A whale of a woman, sir, a whale. 234 00:11:28,900 --> 00:11:31,060 - All right, all right, I can take a hint. 235 00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:36,670 Kelly let's take a look at your project. 236 00:11:36,670 --> 00:11:39,970 - I call my project, Portraits of My Guy. 237 00:11:39,970 --> 00:11:44,540 - Oh, it's very good use of natural light. 238 00:11:46,710 --> 00:11:48,810 - Well Jeff looks good in any light. 239 00:11:48,820 --> 00:11:50,820 - You should see him under a disco light. 240 00:11:55,260 --> 00:11:57,390 - What happened you guys look terrible. 241 00:11:57,390 --> 00:11:59,660 - Hey, leave us alone we were dancing at The Attic 242 00:11:59,660 --> 00:12:01,860 until three in the morning. - Screech. 243 00:12:01,860 --> 00:12:04,730 - You went dancing at The Attic without me? 244 00:12:04,730 --> 00:12:08,770 - Well kind of, but I did it for Zack. 245 00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:10,600 - Hey relax, Jessie, all he did all night 246 00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:11,670 was talk about you. 247 00:12:12,770 --> 00:12:15,040 - I missed you, mommy. - You missed me? 248 00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:17,140 - Uh-huh. - [Audience] Aw! 249 00:12:19,650 --> 00:12:22,880 - Wait a minute, you have to be 18 to get into the attic. 250 00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:25,450 - Not true, you could be 54. 251 00:12:27,250 --> 00:12:29,760 - Or have one of these. 252 00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:33,560 - Fake IDs, that's wrong, that's immoral, that's dishonest, 253 00:12:33,560 --> 00:12:35,530 it's-- - Cool, I want one of those. 254 00:12:36,660 --> 00:12:38,100 Everybody goes to The Attic. 255 00:12:38,100 --> 00:12:41,930 - Yeah, even that sleazy, slimy, smiley Jeff. 256 00:12:41,940 --> 00:12:43,370 - Kelly's Jeff? 257 00:12:43,370 --> 00:12:45,140 - You mean he was with another girl. 258 00:12:45,140 --> 00:12:48,170 - Bingo. - That slimeball. 259 00:12:48,180 --> 00:12:49,140 - That's terri-- 260 00:12:49,140 --> 00:12:50,580 someone's gotta tell Kelly. 261 00:12:50,580 --> 00:12:52,280 - Yeah, but who's gonna tell her? 262 00:12:54,280 --> 00:12:55,450 - Hey, don't look at me. 263 00:12:56,680 --> 00:12:58,280 - Believe me Zack, she'll thank you. 264 00:12:59,620 --> 00:13:01,520 - You maggot mouth liar, you're just jealous, 265 00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:03,090 Jeff would never cheat on me. 266 00:13:03,090 --> 00:13:04,690 - Kelly I saw with my own eyes. 267 00:13:04,690 --> 00:13:05,920 - You're wrong, last night, 268 00:13:05,930 --> 00:13:07,730 Jeff went bowling with his roommates. 269 00:13:07,730 --> 00:13:09,090 Why don't you just mind your own business, 270 00:13:09,100 --> 00:13:10,530 and stay out of my life. 271 00:13:14,940 --> 00:13:15,870 - Hey, what's going on out here. 272 00:13:15,870 --> 00:13:17,970 - Nothing, just a rude customer. 273 00:13:19,670 --> 00:13:22,910 - Jeff, where are we going Saturday night? 274 00:13:22,910 --> 00:13:27,910 - Oh Saturday, sorry I have to work till 1130, 275 00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:30,720 and you got to be home by midnight, right? 276 00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:33,450 - Well maybe I can ask my mom for an extension? 277 00:13:33,450 --> 00:13:35,990 - No, no, no, we'll go out next Saturday, 278 00:13:35,990 --> 00:13:38,190 we'll spend the whole day together, 279 00:13:38,190 --> 00:13:40,230 but I have to work next Saturday. 280 00:13:40,230 --> 00:13:42,890 - Well hey, I'm your boss, I'll give you the day off. 281 00:13:42,900 --> 00:13:45,160 We'll have fun. - Okay, okay. 282 00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:49,840 Yeah great. 283 00:13:54,980 --> 00:13:57,980 - Yeah I love USC too, I mean college life is great, 284 00:13:57,980 --> 00:13:59,280 isn't it? 285 00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:02,510 - Yeah, funny but I never see on campus. 286 00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:04,920 - Well see when you're a photo journalism major, 287 00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:07,150 you've got to be out snappin' life as it happens. 288 00:14:07,150 --> 00:14:08,950 - So what's happening this weekend? 289 00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:11,190 - Hey, you're what's happening baby. 290 00:14:11,190 --> 00:14:12,720 - I'll see you Saturday at The Attic. 291 00:14:12,730 --> 00:14:14,160 - Okay, you got a date. - All right. 292 00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:15,190 See ya. - Bye. 293 00:14:17,030 --> 00:14:18,430 - I love college. 294 00:14:18,430 --> 00:14:21,470 (door knock) - Come in! 295 00:14:21,470 --> 00:14:24,040 - Honey I have great news. 296 00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:26,400 Peter, Paul and Mary are in town. 297 00:14:26,410 --> 00:14:28,440 - Oh, are they Uncle Lester's kids? 298 00:14:30,180 --> 00:14:33,880 - No, they are my favorite singing group from the sixties. 299 00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:36,450 Your father and I are going to see them on Saturday night, 300 00:14:36,450 --> 00:14:38,650 would you like to join us? 301 00:14:38,650 --> 00:14:42,450 - Oh gee mom, I'd love to, but I told Slater 302 00:14:42,460 --> 00:14:44,360 I'd stay over at his house on Saturday, 303 00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:46,560 it would break his heart if I didn't come, 304 00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:49,330 but bring me back a souvenir. - Okay. 305 00:14:49,330 --> 00:14:51,160 - You have fun Saturday. - I'll try. 306 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:54,630 (upbeat music) (audience laughs) 307 00:14:54,630 --> 00:14:56,330 - You sure you guys wanna go through this? 308 00:14:56,340 --> 00:14:57,840 - Yeah and if Kelly doesn't believe you, 309 00:14:57,840 --> 00:15:00,110 maybe she'll believe us when we catch Jeff in the act. 310 00:15:00,110 --> 00:15:01,770 - Yeah and when we catch that dog, 311 00:15:01,780 --> 00:15:04,510 I'm gonna dance all over his face. 312 00:15:04,510 --> 00:15:05,740 (audience laughs) 313 00:15:05,750 --> 00:15:07,250 - What if he's not there this time. 314 00:15:07,250 --> 00:15:08,550 - Then we'll just have to force ourselves 315 00:15:08,550 --> 00:15:09,780 to have a good time, 316 00:15:09,780 --> 00:15:12,080 I hear there are great looking guys there. 317 00:15:12,090 --> 00:15:14,120 - Especially since I've been going there. 318 00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:17,420 - Spare me. 319 00:15:18,630 --> 00:15:20,560 - Hey Screech just make sure you finish the IDs 320 00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:23,090 for Jessie and Lisa, all right? 321 00:15:23,100 --> 00:15:25,530 See you later. - See you Screech. 322 00:15:25,530 --> 00:15:27,900 - (mockingly) Hey Screech just make sure you finish the IDs 323 00:15:27,900 --> 00:15:29,570 for Jessie and Lisa 324 00:15:29,570 --> 00:15:31,000 Screech do this, Screech do that. 325 00:15:31,910 --> 00:15:34,470 They'll be sorry when I'm gone. 326 00:15:34,470 --> 00:15:37,180 (audience laughs) 327 00:15:37,180 --> 00:15:38,480 - Hi Screech. - Kelly! 328 00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:41,450 Kelly, hi. 329 00:15:42,580 --> 00:15:44,580 Screech, can I ask you something? 330 00:15:44,580 --> 00:15:47,050 - Well not now Kelly, 331 00:15:47,050 --> 00:15:49,290 I'm busy making fake IDs for Jessie and Lisa. 332 00:15:51,190 --> 00:15:53,120 - Why are you making them IDs? 333 00:15:53,130 --> 00:15:56,190 - Well because we're going back to The Attic tomorrow night, 334 00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:57,300 don't ask me why. 335 00:15:58,330 --> 00:15:59,860 - You went there with Zack, huh. 336 00:16:00,730 --> 00:16:04,340 - Yes. 337 00:16:04,340 --> 00:16:06,900 - Screech did you see Jeff there? 338 00:16:13,810 --> 00:16:17,120 (audience laughs) 339 00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:18,680 then it's true, but why, 340 00:16:18,690 --> 00:16:20,850 I mean why would Jeff cheat on me? 341 00:16:20,850 --> 00:16:23,720 - I don't know Kelly, men are such fools, 342 00:16:25,730 --> 00:16:27,460 and I'll probably never become one. 343 00:16:29,430 --> 00:16:31,430 - Where is Danielle, she said she'd be here by now. 344 00:16:31,430 --> 00:16:32,530 You don't think she's setting me up, do you, 345 00:16:32,530 --> 00:16:33,900 I mean I'm pretty cute, right? 346 00:16:33,900 --> 00:16:35,330 Is my hair okay? 347 00:16:35,340 --> 00:16:37,370 - Yeah, yeah, you look fine. 348 00:16:37,370 --> 00:16:39,240 Hey listen don't take this personally, 349 00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:40,910 but there are a lot of guys here, 350 00:16:40,910 --> 00:16:42,910 and I don't want them to think that you and I are together. 351 00:16:42,910 --> 00:16:43,980 - Yeah right. 352 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:49,210 Is this far enough? - For now. 353 00:16:49,220 --> 00:16:50,050 - Okay. 354 00:16:51,050 --> 00:16:52,520 - Slater, help me! 355 00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:54,850 Reggie's back, and she's still hot for my blood. 356 00:16:54,850 --> 00:16:55,690 - Donnie! 357 00:16:56,860 --> 00:16:58,520 Oh just my luck she likes hairy guys. 358 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:03,030 - Yeah! 359 00:17:05,530 --> 00:17:06,760 - [All] Go Don! 360 00:17:07,900 --> 00:17:10,300 ♪ Oh the magic dragon ♪ 361 00:17:10,300 --> 00:17:12,370 ♪ Life by the sea ♪ 362 00:17:12,370 --> 00:17:14,310 ♪ And frolicked in the autumn mist ♪ 363 00:17:14,310 --> 00:17:17,980 ♪ In a land called Honahlee ♪ 364 00:17:19,150 --> 00:17:20,050 - He'll like this. 365 00:17:20,910 --> 00:17:23,920 (telephone ringing) 366 00:17:26,390 --> 00:17:28,190 Hello, Zack Morris' room. 367 00:17:28,190 --> 00:17:30,490 Zack isn't in right now, may I take a message. 368 00:17:32,460 --> 00:17:35,890 Danielle running a little late. 369 00:17:37,060 --> 00:17:40,030 We'll meet you at 11 at The Attic. 370 00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:42,470 What's The Attic? 371 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:48,070 Oh, the dance club he met you at last week. 372 00:17:49,210 --> 00:17:52,580 Don't you worry he'll get it all right. 373 00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:56,880 Sleeping at Slater's, huh. 374 00:17:59,550 --> 00:18:00,990 (upbeat music) 375 00:18:00,990 --> 00:18:03,750 - Hey, is that Danielle over there, I think I see her. 376 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:06,090 Nah, that wasn't her. 377 00:18:10,230 --> 00:18:12,600 - Zack, you're getting on my nerves. 378 00:18:20,170 --> 00:18:24,410 You guys, you guys, you guys. - Hey Lisa, what's going on? 379 00:18:24,410 --> 00:18:27,750 - That's going on, check it out, Jeff the jerk. 380 00:18:30,220 --> 00:18:33,050 - Well, look at the bright side, he's with the same girl. 381 00:18:33,050 --> 00:18:36,250 - That creep, alright everybody just calm down, 382 00:18:36,260 --> 00:18:37,860 Lisa you take the picture, 383 00:18:37,860 --> 00:18:40,390 then Slater you hit him while he's blinded by the flash. 384 00:18:40,390 --> 00:18:41,530 - With pleasure, momma. 385 00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:50,170 - That's right. 386 00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:51,570 - I thought this was a happening place to be, 387 00:18:51,570 --> 00:18:52,970 I mean everybody comes here. 388 00:18:54,370 --> 00:18:56,410 - Yes Kelly unfortunately everybody comes here. 389 00:18:58,710 --> 00:19:00,910 - Kelly let's get out of here. - Yeah. 390 00:19:00,910 --> 00:19:04,680 - No thanks guys, but I have to deal with this myself. 391 00:19:10,420 --> 00:19:13,220 - Hi, can I cut in. - Kelly! 392 00:19:14,530 --> 00:19:16,960 Hi, excuse us Jen. 393 00:19:17,860 --> 00:19:19,360 Kelly what are you doing here? 394 00:19:19,370 --> 00:19:22,200 I'd ask you the same thing, but I already know the answer. 395 00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:23,100 Why Jeff? 396 00:19:24,540 --> 00:19:26,570 - Well, it's not like we're going steady or anything, 397 00:19:26,570 --> 00:19:29,740 I mean I like you a lot. 398 00:19:29,740 --> 00:19:32,280 - I broke up with a great guy for you. 399 00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:35,310 - You're very special to me, but I'm just not ready 400 00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:36,780 for a commitment right now. 401 00:19:38,820 --> 00:19:40,350 I'm sorry. 402 00:19:40,350 --> 00:19:42,590 - Yeah, well I'm sorry I fell for a dishonest jerk like you, 403 00:19:42,590 --> 00:19:43,420 good bye. 404 00:19:44,590 --> 00:19:47,090 (light music) 405 00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:53,030 - You okay? 406 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:55,770 - You were right, Zack. 407 00:19:56,940 --> 00:19:58,370 I guess I should erase all those bad things 408 00:19:58,370 --> 00:19:59,940 I wrote about you in my diary. 409 00:20:01,410 --> 00:20:04,880 That'd be nice, thanks for being such a good friend. 410 00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:06,010 - We're sorry Kelly. 411 00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:09,310 - Hey, I'll be okay after a few minutes of screaming 412 00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:10,320 in the ladies room. 413 00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:21,290 - Hey, what happened big bad babe. 414 00:20:21,290 --> 00:20:22,830 - Some guy tried to pick a fight with me, 415 00:20:22,830 --> 00:20:24,500 she's out back taking care of him. 416 00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:26,330 (audience laughs) 417 00:20:26,330 --> 00:20:29,670 Well at least you have a date, Screech, I got stood up. 418 00:20:29,670 --> 00:20:33,340 - Oh don't worry honey, Danielle will be here at 11. 419 00:20:33,340 --> 00:20:34,940 - Yeah, thanks mom. 420 00:20:34,940 --> 00:20:36,310 Mom! - Misses Morris! 421 00:20:36,310 --> 00:20:37,910 - Mom, I can explain. 422 00:20:37,910 --> 00:20:41,050 Good, good, you can start by telling me how you got in here? 423 00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:44,820 - All you need is one of these little beauties. 424 00:20:44,820 --> 00:20:47,080 - Oh, that's nice Screech, I'll take those, 425 00:20:47,090 --> 00:20:48,350 thank you very much. 426 00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:51,260 Now let's go boys you are in big trouble. 427 00:20:51,260 --> 00:20:52,060 - Great, mom-- 428 00:20:54,130 --> 00:20:57,460 - Zack, hi, did you get my message, I'm sorry, I'm late. 429 00:20:57,460 --> 00:20:59,230 - Oh, I got it all right. 430 00:20:59,230 --> 00:21:00,630 - Okay, so do you wanna dance? 431 00:21:02,070 --> 00:21:04,170 - Mom, please I'll do laundry for a month. 432 00:21:06,340 --> 00:21:09,740 I can't, something came up, family problems. 433 00:21:09,740 --> 00:21:11,310 - Is this your mother? 434 00:21:11,310 --> 00:21:13,440 - No, this is my beautiful intelligent 435 00:21:13,450 --> 00:21:15,280 young looking older sister. 436 00:21:16,420 --> 00:21:18,450 - You know your brother's pretty hot. 437 00:21:18,450 --> 00:21:19,850 - So I've heard. 438 00:21:20,750 --> 00:21:21,590 - I'll call you. 439 00:21:25,690 --> 00:21:27,660 This is a pretty nice place you know, 440 00:21:27,660 --> 00:21:29,960 you boys should come back. - [All] Oh really? 441 00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:33,330 - Yeah, in about two years. 442 00:21:33,330 --> 00:21:34,930 - [All] Aw mom! 443 00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:38,770 (audience laughs) 444 00:21:38,770 --> 00:21:41,770 (audience applauds) 445 00:21:44,180 --> 00:21:46,810 (upbeat music) 32607

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