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(bell rings)
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♪ When I wake up
in the morning ♪
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♪ And the alarm
gives out a warning ♪
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♪ And I don't think I
ever make it on time ♪
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♪ By the time I grab my books ♪
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♪ And I give myself a look ♪
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♪ I'm at the corner just in
time to see the bus fly by ♪
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♪ It's alright 'coz
I'm saved by the bell ♪
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♪ If the teacher pops a test ♪
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♪ I know I'm in a mess ♪
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♪ And my dog ate all my
homework last night ♪
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♪ Riding low in my chair ♪
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♪ She won't know
that I'm there ♪
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♪ If I can hand it in
tomorrow it will be alright ♪
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♪ It's alright 'coz
I'm saved by the bell ♪
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♪ It's alright 'coz
I'm saved by the ♪
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♪ It's alright 'coz
I'm saved by the ♪
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♪ It's alright 'coz
I'm saved by the bell ♪
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(upbeat music)
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- Kelly, do you realize we've
been going steady for 68 days,
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14 hours, and 37 minutes?
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- 38 minutes, Zack.
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But then again, who's counting?
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- Do you like this
shake, Slater?
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- I like it when
you shake, Mama.
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And I can't wait for
the next earthquake.
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- Slater, you're
making me blush.
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- Hey, if I really wanted to
make you blush I'd call you--
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- Don't you dare.
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- Honey lips.
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- Who are you guys
trying to kid?
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You've been going
out since the prom.
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- Yeah, everybody knows it.
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Why don't you make it official?
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- Well, Slater and I
feel that being stuck
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in a monogamous relationship
is restrictive and possessive.
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- Yeah, what she said.
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Me too.
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- Well, I like a touch
of a familiar hand.
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The secure feeling of being
with someone I know and trust
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and has beautiful hazel eyes.
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- Yup, it's a dirty rotten
job but someone's gotta do it.
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Let me tell you,
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these beautiful hazel eyes
are late for geometry.
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Let's go.
- Bye guys.
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- Bye.
- See you guys later.
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- Did you really agree with
what I said about relationships?
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- Yeah, in fact, why waste
any more time with you
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when I can be off
meeting Miss Right?
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- That's Ms. Right, Bubba
and I am right here.
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(upbeat music)
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- Wait a minute.
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Is the gossip really true?
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You and Slater are dare
I say the word, a couple?
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- Well, yeah, kind of sort of.
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- Did you hear the news?
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Jessie and Slater are a couple.
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- A couple of what?
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- Screech, they're in love.
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Stop and smell the roses.
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- Oh, I smelled the roses once
and a bee flew up my nose.
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- Why don't you guys
celebrate this Saturday night?
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- Hey, are you available, Mama?
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- Anytime for you.
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Let's decide where we wanna go.
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(bell rings)
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- Okay, let's go.
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- Bye guys.
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- [Zack] Hi, Kelly.
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- Hi. Muah.
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- Hey, Saturday's our
10 week anniversary.
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Let's do something special.
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- Oh, I'd love to but
Todd Winfield's visiting.
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- Your ex-boyfriend
Todd Winfield?
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- Yeah, I promised I'd
go to dinner with him.
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- You mean you wanna
go out with him?
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- No, it's not a date,
he's just my friend.
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- Yeah, right.
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A friend who drives a Ferrari
and looks like Mel Gibson.
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- Zack, you're being
jealous about nothing.
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- Jealous? Who's jealous?
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Just go ahead, marry
him, have lots of kids.
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See if I care.
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- What?
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Todd Winfield is
going out with Kelly?
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What about Zack?
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- I think Todd
likes Kelly better.
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- Hey guys, what's up?
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Is Jessie here yet?
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- No but thank
goodness you're here.
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This dink is frying my brain.
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- So what else is new?
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- That's what I wanna know.
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Where are you taking
Jessie this Saturday night?
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You are taking her
out aren't you?
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- Yes, I'm taking her out, Lisa.
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And no I'm not
telling you where.
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Do you mind if I
tell Jessie first?
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- Ugh, yes I do.
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I'm the school gossip and the
public has a right to know.
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- Okay, I've got our entire
evening planned for Saturday.
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- You do?
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So do I.
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All right, you go first.
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- Okay, we begin with a
romantic dinner at Cafe Diane
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and then on to the ballet.
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- Ballet?
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Come on, Jessie, get real.
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You know how hard it was for me
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to get these L.A.
Raiders tickets?
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- Football?
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There's nothing romantic
about a bunch of barbarians
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kicking each other's butts.
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- Oh yeah?
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What's romantic about
a guy in pink tights
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tippy toeing around
pretending to be a swan?
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- You know, I should have
known better than to go steady
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with a sexist pig.
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- Well, oink oink, baby.
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And if you don't like it, go
steady with some other pig.
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- Maybe I will, goodbye.
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- Can you believe her?
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- Does anybody know
what just happened here?
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- I'm not sure but I bet it
ruins their date Saturday night.
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- Hi guys.
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Uh, Kelly, can we talk?
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Kelly, I've given
this a lot of thought
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and I don't want you going
out with Todd Winfield.
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- Zack, he's my friend.
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You can't tell me who
to be friends with.
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- Either you cancel
the date or else.
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- Or else what Zack?
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- Or else we stop
seeing each other.
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- You don't mean that.
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- Yes I do.
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- Well, if that's
how you feel, okay.
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- Well good, I'm
glad that's settled.
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- Good, here's your
ring back, goodbye.
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- Ooh, first Jessie now Kelly.
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My phone's gonna
be busy tonight.
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- Any new business?
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- Yes, as council president
I move we rescind last week's
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resolution to buy new uniforms.
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- I second that motion.
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- Wait, you just can't rescind
a resolution like that.
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We need those uniforms.
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- Too late.
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And we don't need them.
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What this school needs
is a dance department.
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- Great idea Jessie.
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I second that motion.
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- All in favor?
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- [Both] Aye.
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- Wait a minute.
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Wait a minute.
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Wait a minute.
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That's a terrible idea.
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All oppose, nay.
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- [Boys] Nay.
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- Oh, no, no, no, no.
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You've got the wrong animal.
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Horses say nay, pigs say oink.
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- Look, let me
tell you something.
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- No.
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- Order.
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(pounding gavel)
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I want order!
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Order!
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Look, I broke my gavel.
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Now what's all this
fighting about anyway?
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- I'll tell you.
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(overlapping arguing)
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- Whoa!
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One at a time.
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Zack, you first and
I want the truth.
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- Ha.
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- Well sir, the truth is,
Kelly's cheating on me.
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- I am not!
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- What do you call having
dinner with Todd Winfield?
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- Having a meal with
another human being.
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I do it all the time.
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- See? She admits it.
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- Hold it.
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What does any of this have
to do with Jessie and Slater?
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- Okay, I'll tell
you, Mr. Belding.
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Slater is a pig.
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- Mr. B., in her warped
little mind everything I do
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is chauvinistic just
because I'm a guy.
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- Oh, no, no, no, no.
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Just because you
are you, Meathead.
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- Who you calling a meathead?
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Skinny lips.
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- Meathead? Skinny lips?
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When you young men and
women mature you will learn
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that relationships are an
exercise in understanding,
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trust, and compromise.
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(phone buzzes)
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Yes?
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Put her on.
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It's my wife.
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Now listen to how
we communicate.
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Yes dear.
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I know dear.
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But dear, I thought that
we compromised and agreed
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that your mother would
stay at the hotel
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and I'd pay anything.
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Well, too bad if
she doesn't like it.
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We agreed.
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No she doesn't get a vote.
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Becky, don't do this.
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It's my house too.
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You can't lock me ou--
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Becky?
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Well, that's just perfect.
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Now where was I?
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- Understand, trust,
and compromise in
relationships, Sir.
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- Right.
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Jessie, it's time you stop
bullying poor defenseless Slater
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here and try
understanding his needs.
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And Kelly, stop
leading young Zack on.
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Think of his feelings.
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- Slater's needs?
- Zack's feelings?
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What about us?
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Don't our feelings
and needs matter?
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- Oh, obviously not.
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Let's go.
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- Ugh.
- Ugh.
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- Screech, when I first met
Becky she was a sophomore,
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I was a senior.
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- I didn't know
you were Spanish.
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- No, Screech.
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A senior class man.
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The Max was an
Italian place then.
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We shared a plate of
rigatoni and feel in love.
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- That's nice.
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I prefer linguini.
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Well, see you later.
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- Oh, what's the use?
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My 15 years of marriage
just down the drain.
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- Cheer up Mr. B.
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It's like I always say,
when elephants fight,
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only the grass suffers.
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Well, adios senior.
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- Whoa, Screech.
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That's it.
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- What's it?
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- What you said about
elephants reminded me
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of my mother-in-law.
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I refuse to allow her
to live in my house.
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- Oh, I'll go tell her sir, bye.
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- Oh, Screech.
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You careless little chap.
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You know what?
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I wish I had someplace to go.
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- Not as much as I do.
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- So, who do you
think will call first?
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Kelly or Jessie?
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- Eh, they won't call.
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They'll write or send flowers.
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(knocking on door)
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All right.
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00:10:42,770 --> 00:10:44,510
- Hey, like I always say, the
best way to say I love you
263
00:10:44,510 --> 00:10:45,370
is in person.
264
00:10:46,340 --> 00:10:47,640
I love you.
265
00:10:47,640 --> 00:10:50,110
- I love you too Zack,
but only as a friend.
266
00:10:50,110 --> 00:10:51,410
- Hey.
267
00:10:51,410 --> 00:10:52,550
- Mr. Belding.
268
00:10:52,550 --> 00:10:53,780
What is he doing here?
269
00:10:53,780 --> 00:10:54,980
- He followed me Zack.
270
00:10:54,980 --> 00:10:56,250
I tried to lose him.
271
00:10:56,250 --> 00:10:57,690
He's pretty quick
for an old guy.
272
00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:00,990
- Men, it's important
that we stick together
273
00:11:00,990 --> 00:11:02,420
during times like these.
274
00:11:02,420 --> 00:11:05,230
As long as we have each
other, we can cope.
275
00:11:05,230 --> 00:11:06,690
Let's bond.
276
00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:09,230
- We were sorta hoping to bond
with Kelly and Kelly, Sir.
277
00:11:09,230 --> 00:11:10,670
- We kinda miss 'em.
278
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:11,870
- Miss 'em?
279
00:11:11,870 --> 00:11:12,700
Fooey.
280
00:11:12,700 --> 00:11:14,100
Men don't need women.
281
00:11:14,100 --> 00:11:15,100
Women need men.
282
00:11:15,100 --> 00:11:16,570
It's in their genes.
283
00:11:16,570 --> 00:11:17,770
- Yeah, well we
really miss the way
284
00:11:17,770 --> 00:11:19,610
they look in those jeans.
285
00:11:19,610 --> 00:11:20,840
Hmn.
286
00:11:20,840 --> 00:11:23,110
- Be strong Slater,
resist temptation.
287
00:11:23,110 --> 00:11:25,280
Zack, nice room.
288
00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:27,880
Brings back fond
memories of my youth.
289
00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:32,890
Hey, we can tough out this
crisis in here if necessary.
290
00:11:35,060 --> 00:11:37,730
- Wait, you mean we
as in us and you?
291
00:11:43,130 --> 00:11:44,430
(sighs)
292
00:11:44,430 --> 00:11:45,800
- I can't stand seeing
my friends so unhappy.
293
00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:48,240
You guys, why not
forgive and forget?
294
00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:51,270
- I'd rather be short
and fat with bad hair.
295
00:11:52,940 --> 00:11:55,310
- You know, I do miss Zack
but I don't understand
296
00:11:55,310 --> 00:11:57,110
why he gets so jealous.
297
00:11:57,110 --> 00:11:58,450
- Because he's a guy.
298
00:12:00,050 --> 00:12:01,620
See that girl over here?
299
00:12:01,620 --> 00:12:03,850
Gorgeous, great personality.
300
00:12:03,850 --> 00:12:07,220
Now Kelly, how would
you feel if she and Zack
301
00:12:07,220 --> 00:12:10,320
were just friends
having dinner together?
302
00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:11,790
- I'd kill him.
303
00:12:11,790 --> 00:12:13,760
- And you honey lips.
304
00:12:13,760 --> 00:12:16,430
Why don't you give
Slater a break?
305
00:12:16,430 --> 00:12:18,400
I mean, he happens to
be a very sensitive guy
306
00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:20,700
when he isn't
knocking people down.
307
00:12:20,700 --> 00:12:21,900
- Maybe you're right.
308
00:12:21,900 --> 00:12:24,110
I have been narrow
minded and prejudice.
309
00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:25,670
- And don't forget bull headed.
310
00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:29,910
But I'm gonna swallow your
pride for you and tell the guys
311
00:12:29,910 --> 00:12:31,110
you wanna make up.
312
00:12:31,110 --> 00:12:32,550
- Isn't that surrendering?
313
00:12:32,550 --> 00:12:34,650
- They're the ones who
should swallow their pride.
314
00:12:34,650 --> 00:12:36,950
- And you should swallow
your tongue, girl.
315
00:12:36,950 --> 00:12:38,750
Your big mouth has gotten
you into enough trouble.
316
00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:43,460
- Hey, thanks for buying
the pizzas, Mr. Belding.
317
00:12:43,460 --> 00:12:46,490
- Hey, guys take care
of guys and what are we?
318
00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:47,760
- [All] Guys.
319
00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:50,200
- Oh, Slater, this
must be your pizza.
320
00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:53,530
It has I hate Jessie spelled
out in anchovies. (whistles)
321
00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:55,200
- All right.
322
00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:56,040
- This is fun.
323
00:12:56,040 --> 00:12:57,570
Let's do our man cheer.
324
00:12:57,570 --> 00:12:59,870
One, two, three.
325
00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:01,740
(all burp)
326
00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:03,340
(knocking on door)
327
00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:04,650
- Zack, I've got--
328
00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:08,380
Mr. Belding, what
are you doing here?
329
00:13:08,380 --> 00:13:09,980
- Bonding with my boys.
330
00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:11,250
- Oh, okay.
331
00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:12,920
You guys, I've got great news.
332
00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:14,390
Jessie and Kelly wanna make up.
333
00:13:14,390 --> 00:13:15,720
- What?
- They do?
334
00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:17,220
- Great.
- All right.
335
00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:18,430
When?
336
00:13:18,430 --> 00:13:19,860
- Ha! Making up.
337
00:13:19,860 --> 00:13:21,230
Oldest trick in the book.
338
00:13:21,230 --> 00:13:22,560
- What do you mean?
339
00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:23,400
- Huddle.
340
00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:29,070
- Mr. Belding,
what are you doing?
341
00:13:29,070 --> 00:13:30,640
- Yeah, don't we wanna
make up with the girls?
342
00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:32,440
- Slater, you give
in to Jessie now
343
00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:33,870
and you're gonna
be wearing a tutu
344
00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:35,910
for the rest of your life.
345
00:13:35,910 --> 00:13:39,010
And Zack, you go
crawling back to Kelly
346
00:13:39,020 --> 00:13:42,120
and you're gonna be best man
at Kelly and Todd's wedding.
347
00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:43,320
- What's the deal fellas?
348
00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:44,720
I ain't getting any younger.
349
00:13:48,090 --> 00:13:50,690
- Tell 'em thanks but no thanks.
350
00:13:50,690 --> 00:13:51,760
- Are you sure?
351
00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:53,160
- Are we sure?
352
00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:54,030
- Sure, we're sure.
353
00:13:54,030 --> 00:13:54,860
- Yeah.
354
00:13:54,860 --> 00:13:56,000
- [All] We're guys.
355
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:56,860
- You're pathetic.
356
00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:06,310
(alarm ringing)
357
00:14:12,150 --> 00:14:14,220
(groans)
358
00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:18,450
- Good morning Zack.
359
00:14:18,450 --> 00:14:20,590
No matter how hard you try,
you'll never forget me.
360
00:14:21,860 --> 00:14:23,190
- Forget you?
361
00:14:23,190 --> 00:14:24,960
I don't even know
your name, Kelly.
362
00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:27,530
Gosh, she's pretty.
363
00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:30,160
I've gotta be strong.
364
00:14:40,940 --> 00:14:42,740
- Hi, cutie.
365
00:14:42,750 --> 00:14:44,350
- Kelly is that you again?
366
00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:46,150
- Of course it's me, Zack.
367
00:14:46,150 --> 00:14:47,510
I've been waiting for you.
368
00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:51,690
- Kelly, I've been
jealous and I love you.
369
00:15:05,430 --> 00:15:06,870
- Wear this shirt Zack.
370
00:15:06,870 --> 00:15:08,940
I love the way it looks on you.
371
00:15:08,940 --> 00:15:10,040
- Gosh, Kelly.
372
00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:12,510
I love the way
everything looks on you.
373
00:15:12,510 --> 00:15:13,470
- Come on, Zack.
374
00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:14,880
Just give me one little hug?
375
00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:21,880
(upbeat music)
376
00:15:25,020 --> 00:15:27,150
- 437.
- Hey, Slater.
377
00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:29,390
I think I'm losing it.
378
00:15:29,390 --> 00:15:31,060
Now I know it sounds weird
379
00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:33,460
but I'm seeing Kelly's
face everywhere.
380
00:15:33,460 --> 00:15:35,560
- I know what you mean, Jessie.
381
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:36,560
I mean, Zack.
382
00:15:38,370 --> 00:15:40,470
I see Jessie's face
everywhere too.
383
00:15:40,470 --> 00:15:42,570
I even kissed the dog
thinking it was her.
384
00:15:44,370 --> 00:15:46,110
Ever kiss a bulldog on the lips?
385
00:15:46,110 --> 00:15:46,940
Ouch.
386
00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:50,010
- Man, am I in trouble.
387
00:15:50,010 --> 00:15:52,080
I mean, listen to the message
on Kelly's answering machine.
388
00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:54,250
- [Kelly] Hi, if this is Zack,
389
00:15:54,250 --> 00:15:56,380
I'm on my honeymoon with Todd.
390
00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:58,490
- Pretty rough huh?
391
00:15:58,490 --> 00:16:01,120
- You oughta hear
Jessie's message.
392
00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:04,560
If this is Slater, take a
flying leap into a toxic dump.
393
00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:07,360
- Let's face it,
394
00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:08,260
we should never have
listened to Mr. Belding.
395
00:16:08,260 --> 00:16:09,430
- You're right.
396
00:16:09,430 --> 00:16:11,070
He's really messing
up our lives.
397
00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:12,300
- Yeah.
398
00:16:12,300 --> 00:16:13,330
Mr. Belding.
399
00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:14,730
What are you doing here?
400
00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:16,070
- Hey, nice digs huh?
401
00:16:16,070 --> 00:16:17,570
This is my bachelor pad.
402
00:16:17,570 --> 00:16:19,540
I got four showers.
403
00:16:19,540 --> 00:16:22,240
Three stalls and all
the towels I want.
404
00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:24,810
- Well, at least you don't
have to share the school
405
00:16:24,810 --> 00:16:26,450
with your mother-in-law.
406
00:16:26,450 --> 00:16:27,650
- Yeah.
407
00:16:27,650 --> 00:16:28,880
- Yeah, and I won't
share my house, either.
408
00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:30,120
- We gotta show our
women that we are men.
409
00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:32,490
- I think they know
that already, sir.
410
00:16:32,490 --> 00:16:34,860
- Hey, we are not giving
up this fight, all right?
411
00:16:34,860 --> 00:16:36,460
What's the plan for tonight.
412
00:16:36,460 --> 00:16:37,520
- [Both] Tonight?
413
00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:38,830
- Hey I gotta great idea.
414
00:16:38,830 --> 00:16:41,860
How about tacos
and bowling on me?
415
00:16:41,860 --> 00:16:42,760
(hesitant laughter)
416
00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:43,960
- Time out.
417
00:16:43,970 --> 00:16:46,300
My life is a nightmare.
418
00:16:46,300 --> 00:16:48,740
Now we've gotta get out of
bowling, get rid of Belding,
419
00:16:48,740 --> 00:16:50,400
and get our babes back.
420
00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:51,410
I've got a plan.
421
00:16:54,510 --> 00:16:55,910
Hello, Palisades Florist?
422
00:16:55,910 --> 00:16:58,050
Yes, I'd like to
order two dozen roses.
423
00:16:58,050 --> 00:17:00,510
One goes to Mr. Belding in
care of Bayside high school
424
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:03,180
and the other to
Mrs. Becky Belding.
425
00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:04,220
- See these flowers?
426
00:17:04,220 --> 00:17:05,520
- Oh, flowers.
427
00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:06,790
They're beautiful.
428
00:17:06,790 --> 00:17:08,360
Who might they be from?
429
00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:10,320
- My wife sent them.
430
00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:11,430
She caved in, boys.
431
00:17:11,430 --> 00:17:13,190
She is begging me to come home.
432
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,300
- Oh, and of course
you're not going.
433
00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:16,260
Right, sir?
434
00:17:16,270 --> 00:17:18,370
- Well, uh....
435
00:17:19,340 --> 00:17:20,170
Ehhhh.
436
00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:23,240
Not exactly.
437
00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:24,570
- What do you mean?
438
00:17:24,570 --> 00:17:26,110
Don't you remember our cheer?
439
00:17:26,110 --> 00:17:27,970
- [Both] One, two, three, guys.
440
00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:29,610
- Guys.
441
00:17:29,610 --> 00:17:30,910
- Sir.
442
00:17:30,910 --> 00:17:32,210
Are you weakening?
443
00:17:32,210 --> 00:17:35,350
- You're not abandoning
us now are you, sir?
444
00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:38,090
- She needs me.
445
00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:39,790
I'm her little whoopee whoopee.
446
00:17:41,290 --> 00:17:42,120
Read the card.
447
00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:46,430
- Wow, whoopee whoopee.
448
00:17:46,430 --> 00:17:48,260
This is some pretty heavy stuff.
449
00:17:48,260 --> 00:17:50,360
Maybe you better go
home to Snuggle Bunny.
450
00:17:51,330 --> 00:17:52,930
- So you do understand?
451
00:17:52,940 --> 00:17:54,540
- Oh, sure, sure.
452
00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:55,340
- Great.
453
00:17:56,610 --> 00:17:57,540
Whoo.
454
00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:01,480
Hey, maybe we can have our
guys night out next week.
455
00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:02,410
- [Both] No.
456
00:18:02,410 --> 00:18:03,580
You just go home to Mrs. B.
457
00:18:03,580 --> 00:18:04,610
She needs you.
458
00:18:04,610 --> 00:18:05,450
- See ya.
459
00:18:06,850 --> 00:18:07,850
- Well, Slater.
460
00:18:07,850 --> 00:18:09,420
At least we have each other.
461
00:18:09,420 --> 00:18:10,620
- Oh, Preppy.
462
00:18:10,620 --> 00:18:12,020
Don't you leave me too.
463
00:18:12,020 --> 00:18:14,650
(smooches)
464
00:18:14,660 --> 00:18:17,260
(upbeat music)
465
00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:26,030
- Jessie, what are
you doing here?
466
00:18:26,030 --> 00:18:28,900
- Well, I got this rose
from Slater with a note
467
00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:30,840
begging me to meet him here.
468
00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:33,640
- Wait, Zack sent
me the same thing.
469
00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:34,670
What's going on?
470
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:35,840
- I don't know.
471
00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:36,810
Maybe we should sit down.
472
00:18:36,810 --> 00:18:38,010
- Yeah.
- Look.
473
00:18:46,050 --> 00:18:47,590
- Good evening, ladies.
474
00:18:47,590 --> 00:18:49,720
And welcome to the "what I
should have said" theater.
475
00:18:51,090 --> 00:18:53,760
Our first play stars
Jessie and Slater.
476
00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:55,800
The time, three days ago.
477
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:59,200
- I can't wait for Jessie to
get here so we can plan how
478
00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:01,270
to celebrate our going steady.
479
00:19:02,370 --> 00:19:03,940
There she is now.
480
00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:09,740
Oh Jessie, you look great.
481
00:19:09,750 --> 00:19:13,250
- What I look like is not as
important as what I am, Bubba.
482
00:19:15,180 --> 00:19:16,120
- Of course not.
483
00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:17,780
What a chauvinistic fool I am.
484
00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:21,160
I'm so lucky to have you
point that out to me everyday.
485
00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:24,820
- What do you have planned
486
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:26,160
for our celebration
Saturday night?
487
00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:28,130
- Football tickets
for the Raiders
488
00:19:28,130 --> 00:19:30,600
and they only cost me $100.
489
00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:33,300
- But I have tickets
to the ballet.
490
00:19:33,300 --> 00:19:34,540
- Great.
491
00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:35,840
Who wants to see a
bunch of barbarians
492
00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:37,340
kick each other's butt anyway?
493
00:19:39,510 --> 00:19:41,510
- You mean you like the ballet?
494
00:19:41,510 --> 00:19:43,810
- Oh, what does this tell you?
495
00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:49,650
(ballet music)
496
00:20:07,670 --> 00:20:09,070
- Hi, Kelly.
497
00:20:09,070 --> 00:20:11,640
(upbeat music)
498
00:20:15,140 --> 00:20:15,980
- H-I-Z-A-C-K.
499
00:20:17,180 --> 00:20:18,210
Hi Zack.
500
00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:24,080
- You know Kelly,
I've always loved you
501
00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:25,190
in that cheerleading outfit.
502
00:20:25,190 --> 00:20:26,350
- It's a little tight.
503
00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:27,850
I think I have my
pantyhose on backwards.
504
00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:32,730
- How about celebrating
our anniversary with dinner
505
00:20:32,730 --> 00:20:34,560
at the beach Saturday night?
506
00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:35,630
- Oh, Zack, I can't.
507
00:20:35,630 --> 00:20:37,200
My rich, good looking,
508
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:39,400
ex-boyfriend is flying in
to have dinner with M-E-E.
509
00:20:41,900 --> 00:20:45,110
- Oh, you mean Todd Winfield?
510
00:20:45,110 --> 00:20:47,310
Isn't it wonderful you're
still friends with him
511
00:20:47,310 --> 00:20:48,680
after all this time?
512
00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:50,640
- Don't you mind, Zack?
513
00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:52,250
- Why should I mind?
514
00:20:52,250 --> 00:20:53,650
I trust you completely.
515
00:20:55,820 --> 00:20:56,650
- Oh, Zack.
516
00:20:56,650 --> 00:20:58,080
You're so understanding.
517
00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:00,190
I think I'm gonna cry.
518
00:21:00,190 --> 00:21:01,890
(blows nose)
519
00:21:01,890 --> 00:21:04,120
(applause)
520
00:21:12,370 --> 00:21:13,700
- I'm sorry, Kelly.
521
00:21:13,700 --> 00:21:15,170
- Yeah, me too, Mama.
522
00:21:15,170 --> 00:21:16,700
Will you forgive us?
523
00:21:16,710 --> 00:21:17,740
- After that?
524
00:21:17,740 --> 00:21:18,910
How could we not?
525
00:21:26,620 --> 00:21:28,680
(crying)
526
00:21:30,750 --> 00:21:33,220
- What are you crying about?
527
00:21:33,220 --> 00:21:34,550
- I have to go to the bathroom
528
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:36,520
and I don't know
which door to go into.
529
00:21:38,460 --> 00:21:41,060
(upbeat music)
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