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(bell ringing)
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♪ When I wake up
in the morning ♪
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♪ And the alarm
gives out a warning ♪
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♪ I don't think I'll
ever make it on time ♪
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♪ By the time I grab my books ♪
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♪ And I give myself a look ♪
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♪ I'm at the corner just in
time to see the bus fly by ♪
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♪ It's alright 'cause
I'm saved by the bell ♪
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♪ If the teacher pops a test ♪
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♪ I know I'm in a mess ♪
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♪ And my dog ate all
my homework last nite ♪
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♪ Riding low in my chair ♪
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♪ She won't know
that I'm there ♪
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♪ If I can hand it in
tomorrow, it'll be all right ♪
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♪ It's alright 'cause
I'm saved by the bell ♪
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♪ It's alright 'cause
I'm saved by the ♪
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♪ It's alright 'cause
I'm saved by the ♪
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♪ It's alright 'cause
I'm saved by the bell ♪
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(upbeat music)
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- This history class is
a kid's worst nightmare.
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I mean, our teacher,
Mr. Dickerson,
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is more horrible than
four zits on a first date.
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(audience laughing)
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(bell ringing)
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Good morning, Mr. Dickerson.
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- Stop sucking
up, it won't work.
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(audience laughing)
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Tomorrow is our history midterm.
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No one has passed
it in three years.
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(audience laughing)
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- This grade is important
to me, I've got to get an A.
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- Sir, can we at least review
what's gonna be on the test?
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- Okay,
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who shot Lincoln, Screech?
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- It wasn't me!
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(audience laughing)
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- John Wilkes Booth.
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- Where?
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- Ford Theater.
- Yeah?
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- 1865.
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- [Mr. Dickerson] Successor?
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- President Johnson.
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- [Mr. Dickerson] Which Johnson?
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- Magic Johnson!
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(audience laughing)
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- (mumbles) loser!
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None of this is on
the test! (laughing)
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(audience laughing)
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- [Richard] Good morning class.
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This is your
principal, Mr. Belding.
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- Stop interrupting my class!
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(audience laughing)
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- [Richard] Class
trip representatives
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please report to my
office immediately.
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Thank you.
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- Mr. Dickerson, I don't
want to miss the review,
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but you see this class
trip is the biggest deal
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of the school year.
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- Go!
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- All right.
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- But the only trip
this class will take
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is to summer school! (laughing)
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(audience laughing)
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- The highlight of
the school year for me
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is taking you on the
annual class trip.
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Today we pick our destination,
so let's hear your ideas.
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- I think we should visit the
Hershey Chocolate Factory.
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(audience laughing)
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- Fat chance, Milton.
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(audience laughing)
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- Why don't we take
a cruise to Hawaii?
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- Lisa, we don't
have enough money
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to take the class on a cruise.
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- Well then just send me!
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(audience laughing)
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- We should do
something significant.
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Let's picket a
nuclear power plant.
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- Why don't you save
that for you honeymoon?
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(audience laughing)
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(everyone talking at once)
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- Please, please!
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This trip can be educational
and fun at the same time.
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- Let's go to Las Vegas!
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Sir, we can study the Roman
Empire at Caesars Palace.
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(audience laughing)
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- Let's go to the
Hostess Museum.
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I hear they have a
great Ding Dong exhibit!
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(audience laughing)
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- You're a Ding Dong, Milton!
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(everyone talking at once)
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- Hold it, hold it, hold it!
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Since we can't agree,
I'll pick a place
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I'm sure everyone will like.
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- That sounds fair, Mr. Belding.
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- In the meantime,
hit those books,
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because if you don't
pass your midterms,
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there'll be no class
trip for any of you.
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(upbeat music)
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- Now Jessie, was
Archduke Francis Ferdinand
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assassinated at Serajevo?
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- Yes, very good, Zack!
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- All right, and that
started World War I.
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- I thought it was
'cause everyone
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was shooting at each other.
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(audience laughing)
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- Stop fooling around, you simp.
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- Oh thanks, I had
a fly on my head.
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(audience laughing)
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- Zack, I am really impressed.
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You really are serious
about this test.
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- Not the test, the trip.
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- You know what,
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I hear that Dickerson flunked
his own kid last year.
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- Come on guys, all we have
to do is study the material,
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and Dickerson can't stop
us from going on the trip.
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- Zack's right.
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- You'll never pass
my test, Zacky!
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(audience laughing)
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Pssst,
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your looks won't get you
through this one, cheerleader.
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(audience laughing)
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♪ F, F, F, you're
both getting an F ♪
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(audience laughing)
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- I need a break.
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- Yeah, let's
watch Fresh Prince.
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♪ You think you're smart,
you think you're hip ♪
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♪ Put your books away, 'cause
there's no class trip ♪
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(audience laughing)
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- It's been almost five
minutes since the bell rang.
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Where do you think Dickerson is?
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- Gee, I hope nothing
happened to him.
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(audience laughing)
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- All right, look everybody.
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If Dickerson's not
here in 30 seconds,
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I'm invoking the
five minute rule.
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- What's the five minute rule?
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- Well, if a teacher
doesn't show up
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within five minutes of the
bell, everyone is free to leave.
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- I never heard of that rule.
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- All right, now
there's 10 seconds left.
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10,
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- Nine, eight, seven, six,
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- Five minute rule, eh Morris?
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- How'd you know?
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I just made it up.
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(audience laughing)
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- Class, Mr. Dickerson
will not be here today.
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(class cheering)
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- Gee that's too
bad, what happened?
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- Well,
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(audience laughing)
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he came into the teacher's
lounge, and gave everybody an F.
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I knew he needed a rest when
he sent me to detention.
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(audience laughing)
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- Does that mean we don't
have to take his midterm?
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(class cheering)
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- Whoa, whoa, no.
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The test will be given by
our substitute teacher,
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Mr. Belding.
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- I think you're losing it
sir, you're Mr. Belding.
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- This is also Mr. Belding.
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This is my brother, Rod Belding.
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- Get out of here!
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(audience laughing)
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- He's right, I'm his brother.
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I'll take over
from here, Richie.
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- It's Richard, Rodney.
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(audience laughing)
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- I can't believe it, two
Beldings in one school.
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- Wow, a building
with two Beldings, one
of whom is balding.
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(audience laughing)
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- Just so there won't be
any confusion, call me Rod.
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Whoa, this test
looks pretty hard.
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I heard if you don't pass it,
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you can't go on the class trip.
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- Oh that's just
an ugly rumor, sir.
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- Well I don't want to be
part of any ugly rumor.
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Instead of taking history,
let's make some history.
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Everybody pick up your
test, and do what I do.
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Woo hoo!
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- Woo hoo!
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- I love this guy!
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(audience laughing)
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- [Jessie] Mr Belding?
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- Please, call me Rod.
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- Okay, Rod, um what about
our grades on the midterm?
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You know, I have to get an A.
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- Okay, you got an A.
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(audience laughing)
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- I'll have an A also, Rod!
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(audience laughing)
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- You mean you're gonna give
us whatever grade we want?
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- No, I'm giving you whatever
grade you think you deserve.
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- Well then I'll take an A!
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Wow, I thought the
first time I kissed Zack
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was the happiest
moment of my life!
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- Kelly!
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(audience laughing)
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- Put me down for an
A plus, Rod honey.
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(audience laughing)
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- Okay, Rod, now is
this on the level here?
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I mean, are you for real?
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- Well I believe
teacher-student relationships
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should be based on trust.
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Now what do you deserve?
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- Trust me sir, definitely an A.
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(audience laughing)
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- Uh, Mr. Rod sir, I
have a real problem.
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My heart says A, but
my head says C plus.
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- And my lips say you're brain
dead if you take the C plus.
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(audience laughing)
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- Well what's it gonna be, son?
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- Okay, I'll go for it, B minus!
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(audience laughing)
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- So I said to the
head of the airline,
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make somebody else
a vice president.
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I need my summers off
to follow my dreams.
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(class sighing)
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Being a substitute
teacher is perfect.
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I get the same
vacation you guys do,
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and none of the homework.
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(audience laughing)
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- So how's it going in here?
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- Radical, Richie dude.
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(audience laughing)
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- Hey Mr. Belding,
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your brother is the best
teacher I've ever had.
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(class agreeing)
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- Yeah, you're nothing alike.
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(audience laughing)
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It's hard to believe
you're even brothers.
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(audience laughing)
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- Uh, what he's trying to say,
sir, is that you're both so,
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so, so different.
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- Yeah, he's got so much
more hair than you do, sir!
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(audience laughing)
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Oh, but you have a
much bigger forehead!
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(audience laughing)
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- Thank you for bringing
that to my attention.
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And now for the big news.
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I have decided where
we're going for our trip.
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- Where?
- Really, where sir?
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- Ready for this?
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We're going to camp
out, under the stars,
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at Yosemite National Park.
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(class cheering and clapping)
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- Yosemite, yeah,
that could be good!
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- Yeah, I like it, Mr. Belding.
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- You guys are really brave.
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- What do you mean?
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- You're letting my brother
lead you into the woods.
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When he was 12, we camped
out on the front lawn,
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and he got lost.
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(audience laughing)
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(television blaring)
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- Yes, Santos!
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- Home run!
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- All right!
- Yes!
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- Big game, guys!
260
00:09:57,030 --> 00:09:58,630
You guys having a good time?
261
00:09:58,630 --> 00:10:00,900
- Yeah, but what if Mr.
Belding catches us in here
262
00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:02,160
watching the Dodger game?
263
00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:05,000
- You're right, he'll be
mad, he's a Giants fan.
264
00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:06,900
(audience laughing)
265
00:10:06,900 --> 00:10:08,570
Stop worrying, he's at
a school board meeting.
266
00:10:08,570 --> 00:10:10,040
- You know, Rod,
you're the best.
267
00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:11,440
I mean, you're not
like a teacher at all.
268
00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:12,840
You're like one of the guys.
269
00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:14,880
Hey, check this out.
270
00:10:17,110 --> 00:10:19,510
Will the prettiest
girls in school
271
00:10:19,520 --> 00:10:22,350
please report to the
principal's office immediately
272
00:10:22,350 --> 00:10:24,150
for some chips and dip!
273
00:10:24,150 --> 00:10:25,720
(audience laughing)
274
00:10:25,720 --> 00:10:27,120
- Come on Zack, cut it out.
275
00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:28,490
- Hey, I'm just
playing principal.
276
00:10:28,490 --> 00:10:29,390
I didn't press the button.
277
00:10:29,390 --> 00:10:32,930
- Oh, now it's my turn.
278
00:10:32,930 --> 00:10:34,130
I do a great Belding.
279
00:10:36,730 --> 00:10:38,630
Zack, sit dow.
280
00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:39,430
- Okay.
281
00:10:40,670 --> 00:10:43,300
- I think it's time
we had a man to man,
282
00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:44,770
guy to guy talk.
283
00:10:44,770 --> 00:10:47,710
Remember, the last three
letters of principal spell pal!
284
00:10:47,710 --> 00:10:49,880
(audience laughing)
285
00:10:49,880 --> 00:10:52,410
(audience laughing)
286
00:10:52,410 --> 00:10:54,880
- Screech, you all right?
287
00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:55,680
- Yup.
288
00:10:58,660 --> 00:11:00,290
Oh, just kidding!
289
00:11:00,290 --> 00:11:02,490
- You really do remind
me of my brother!
290
00:11:02,490 --> 00:11:03,790
(audience laughing)
291
00:11:03,790 --> 00:11:06,030
So you guys excited
about the class trip?
292
00:11:06,030 --> 00:11:08,060
- Oh man, I can't wait.
293
00:11:08,060 --> 00:11:09,430
I mean, imagine.
294
00:11:09,430 --> 00:11:11,070
Sitting under the stars,
295
00:11:11,070 --> 00:11:15,040
cuddling with Kelly
around a campfire.
296
00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:17,140
- I don't need a
girl to keep warm.
297
00:11:17,140 --> 00:11:19,010
Mom's packing three
pairs of long johns.
298
00:11:19,010 --> 00:11:20,940
(audience laughing)
299
00:11:20,940 --> 00:11:22,640
With a lock on the trapdoor
to keep the bears out!
300
00:11:22,650 --> 00:11:24,910
(audience laughing)
301
00:11:24,910 --> 00:11:26,380
- I'll never forget
our class trip.
302
00:11:26,380 --> 00:11:27,550
It was the greatest ever.
303
00:11:27,550 --> 00:11:29,150
We went whitewater rafting.
304
00:11:29,150 --> 00:11:30,180
- Really?
305
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,390
I've always wanted to do that.
306
00:11:31,390 --> 00:11:33,120
- Oh, there's nothing like it.
307
00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:35,090
Shooting the rapids,
taking risks, you know,
308
00:11:35,090 --> 00:11:36,520
pushing yourself to the limit!
309
00:11:36,530 --> 00:11:38,460
- Oh I know exactly
what you mean.
310
00:11:38,460 --> 00:11:39,960
I felt that way
311
00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:40,930
the first time I rode the
Teacups at Disneyland!
312
00:11:40,930 --> 00:11:42,400
(audience laughing)
313
00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:45,100
- I'd give anything to
go whitewater rafting.
314
00:11:45,100 --> 00:11:46,300
- I don't blame you, Zack.
315
00:11:46,300 --> 00:11:47,870
You've got to grab life.
316
00:11:47,870 --> 00:11:49,370
What are you gonna do
all day at Yosemite?
317
00:11:49,370 --> 00:11:51,440
Walk around the trees
and chase squirrels?
318
00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:52,740
- I don't know, Rod.
319
00:11:52,740 --> 00:11:54,210
I mean, Belding would
never take us rafting.
320
00:11:54,210 --> 00:11:56,680
- Well that Belding wouldn't,
but this Belding would.
321
00:11:58,280 --> 00:11:59,750
- Whitewater rafting?
322
00:11:59,750 --> 00:12:02,280
- Yeah, I mean, it'll be a trip
we'll never forget, Jessie.
323
00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:03,720
- Hey, I've done it,
mama, let me tell you
324
00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:05,850
it's the greatest
thrill you've ever had.
325
00:12:05,860 --> 00:12:07,820
Well, except for
dating me of course.
326
00:12:07,820 --> 00:12:09,220
(audience laughing)
327
00:12:09,230 --> 00:12:11,330
- Oh please, should
I throw up now,
328
00:12:11,330 --> 00:12:12,630
or save it for the raft?
329
00:12:12,630 --> 00:12:14,800
- I'm gonna save
it for the raft.
330
00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:16,200
(audience laughing)
331
00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:17,660
- I've heard it's
really exciting,
332
00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:19,100
like a spike in volleyball.
333
00:12:19,100 --> 00:12:21,600
- Well I'm gonna do
nothing but kick back
334
00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:23,170
and look at beautiful scenery.
335
00:12:23,170 --> 00:12:25,010
- If you want beautiful
scenery, baby,
336
00:12:25,010 --> 00:12:27,470
wait 'til you see
me in a wet t-shirt!
337
00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:28,910
(audience laughing)
338
00:12:28,910 --> 00:12:31,150
- If it means you're
drowning, count me in.
339
00:12:31,150 --> 00:12:32,480
(audience laughing)
340
00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:33,750
- Come on guys, let's go for it!
341
00:12:33,750 --> 00:12:34,680
- Right!
- Come on!
342
00:12:34,680 --> 00:12:36,120
- Wait a minute, wait a minute.
343
00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:37,620
We all agreed to go
camping with Mr. Belding.
344
00:12:37,620 --> 00:12:40,590
- Well then let's ask him if
we can go rafting instead.
345
00:12:40,590 --> 00:12:44,020
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
346
00:12:44,030 --> 00:12:45,030
(knock on door)
347
00:12:45,030 --> 00:12:45,860
- Come in!
348
00:12:47,260 --> 00:12:50,060
- Mr. Belding, we'd
like to talk to you
349
00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:51,130
about the class trip.
350
00:12:51,130 --> 00:12:52,570
- Absolutely!
351
00:12:52,570 --> 00:12:54,200
It's gonna be great
spending time with you guys.
352
00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:56,640
Look, I've already got the
first two days planned!
353
00:12:56,640 --> 00:12:57,670
- Well you see, Mr.--
354
00:12:57,670 --> 00:12:59,310
- Wait 'til you hear this.
355
00:12:59,310 --> 00:13:01,610
We get up at dawn
for the sunrise,
356
00:13:01,610 --> 00:13:03,940
and we hike to Yosemite falls,
357
00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:07,310
and we watch the deer
come down and drink, huh?
358
00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:09,780
- That's so sweet, I
think I'm gonna cry.
359
00:13:09,790 --> 00:13:10,950
(audience laughing)
360
00:13:10,950 --> 00:13:12,190
- Oh stop it.
361
00:13:12,190 --> 00:13:14,620
- Then we go on
a wildflower walk
362
00:13:14,620 --> 00:13:15,860
in the middle of the valley
363
00:13:15,860 --> 00:13:18,460
and have lunch, oh you
are going to love this,
364
00:13:18,460 --> 00:13:20,330
in the Indian Caves.
365
00:13:20,330 --> 00:13:21,530
- Well Mr Belding--
366
00:13:21,530 --> 00:13:22,960
- [Richard] What, is
something wrong, Slater?
367
00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:26,130
- Well, no, it all
sounds great, sir.
368
00:13:26,140 --> 00:13:28,300
- Well see, what Slater's
trying to say is that
369
00:13:28,300 --> 00:13:32,240
Yosemite sounds beautiful
and peaceful, and, Zack?
370
00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:34,940
- Well, actually, Mr. Belding,
371
00:13:34,940 --> 00:13:37,910
I don't know exactly
how to say this,
372
00:13:37,910 --> 00:13:40,050
it's easy, tell him Screech.
373
00:13:40,050 --> 00:13:41,450
- We don't want to go on
your boring nature trip.
374
00:13:41,450 --> 00:13:43,980
We want to go
whitewater rafting!
375
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:45,520
(audience laughing)
376
00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:47,920
- Rafting, is this true?
377
00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:49,820
Do you all feel this way?
378
00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:52,160
- Well you see, Mr. B., we
only have one big class trip,
379
00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:54,090
and we all want to do
something more challenging.
380
00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:55,060
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
381
00:13:55,060 --> 00:13:56,230
- Well, I understand that.
382
00:13:56,230 --> 00:13:57,530
But I don't know
anything about rafting,
383
00:13:57,530 --> 00:13:58,500
it can be dangerous!
384
00:13:58,500 --> 00:14:00,000
- Don't worry about it sir.
385
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,300
Your brother is an expert,
and offered to take us.
386
00:14:02,310 --> 00:14:03,800
- Oh, I see.
387
00:14:04,970 --> 00:14:06,370
What you're saying is
388
00:14:06,380 --> 00:14:08,410
is that all of you would
like to go with him.
389
00:14:08,410 --> 00:14:09,910
- Come on, Mr. Belding.
390
00:14:09,910 --> 00:14:11,780
It's a great chance to really
find out what we're made of.
391
00:14:11,780 --> 00:14:13,310
- That's right.
392
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:14,920
- Well of course I want you
to have the best trip ever,
393
00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:16,750
and if you all fell this way,
394
00:14:18,790 --> 00:14:19,920
yeah, sure.
395
00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:21,560
(everyone cheering)
396
00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:23,360
- All right!
- Okay, Mr. Belding!
397
00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:28,360
(everyone excitedly
talking at once)
398
00:14:28,970 --> 00:14:29,760
(sad music)
399
00:14:29,770 --> 00:14:31,130
- [Audience] Awww!
400
00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:38,910
- Hey, let's pretend
this is the real thing.
401
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,480
We're heading for whitewater!
402
00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:44,250
Everybody hold on!
403
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:47,750
(exclaiming and laughing)
404
00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:54,490
- Hey Kelly, look at the
mountains and the trees.
405
00:14:54,490 --> 00:14:56,990
- Oh, there's a
deer drinking water!
406
00:14:56,990 --> 00:14:58,530
- Where, where?
407
00:14:58,530 --> 00:14:59,830
(audience laughing)
408
00:14:59,830 --> 00:15:01,860
- It's pretend.
409
00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:04,830
- Well if it's pretend,
why am I getting seasick?
410
00:15:04,830 --> 00:15:05,770
(audience laughing)
411
00:15:05,770 --> 00:15:07,000
- Because when you were little,
412
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:07,970
your daddy bounced
you on his knee,
413
00:15:07,970 --> 00:15:09,440
and the ceiling was low.
414
00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:10,770
(audience laughing)
415
00:15:10,770 --> 00:15:12,370
- Okay, everybody hold on!
416
00:15:12,380 --> 00:15:16,180
(everyone exclaiming
and laughing)
417
00:15:16,180 --> 00:15:17,010
- Ahhh!
418
00:15:17,950 --> 00:15:20,950
(audience laughing)
419
00:15:22,350 --> 00:15:23,950
- Lisa, I can't swim!
420
00:15:23,950 --> 00:15:25,550
(audience laughing)
421
00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:26,990
- Okay, here comes a big one!
422
00:15:26,990 --> 00:15:29,320
(screaming)
423
00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:31,890
Okay, okay!
424
00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:38,270
This is a good time to
demonstrate lifesaving skills.
425
00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:39,470
Any volunteers?
426
00:15:39,470 --> 00:15:40,900
- Sure.
427
00:15:40,900 --> 00:15:43,900
I'm an expert on mouth
to mouth, right mama?
428
00:15:43,910 --> 00:15:48,480
(audience hooting and cheering)
429
00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:50,280
- Don't flatter yourself.
430
00:15:51,710 --> 00:15:52,750
You're just okay.
431
00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:55,880
- Well that's not what
you said Saturday night.
432
00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:59,220
- [Audience] Ohhhh!
433
00:15:59,220 --> 00:16:01,860
- Okay, you two ladies
lie on the floor.
434
00:16:04,730 --> 00:16:06,690
Guys, kneel next to the victim.
435
00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:15,600
Okay, now Zack, put your
hand under Kelly's neck.
436
00:16:16,210 --> 00:16:17,370
- Like this?
437
00:16:17,370 --> 00:16:19,070
- Good, yeah, and
elevate her chin, good.
438
00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:19,910
You too, Slater.
439
00:16:21,340 --> 00:16:24,010
All right, now take
a breath, go for it.
440
00:16:25,750 --> 00:16:26,880
(audience laughing)
441
00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:27,750
- All right!
442
00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:30,780
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
443
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:33,020
What is going on here?
444
00:16:33,020 --> 00:16:35,520
- I'm drowning,
and nobody cares!
445
00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:37,760
(audience laughing)
446
00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:40,060
- I hope there's a good
explanation for this.
447
00:16:40,060 --> 00:16:41,000
- There is, Richie.
448
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,230
- Richard.
449
00:16:42,230 --> 00:16:44,200
- The boys were
demonstrating CPR.
450
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:47,330
- Looks like they
were making out to me.
451
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,570
Besides, you're supposed
to be in history class.
452
00:16:49,570 --> 00:16:51,140
- Stop being so uptight.
453
00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:52,870
We're just using some class time
454
00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:54,610
to prepare for
this Friday's trip.
455
00:16:54,610 --> 00:16:57,810
- Take your class to the room.
456
00:16:57,810 --> 00:16:59,810
(class complaining)
457
00:16:59,820 --> 00:17:01,480
- Come on, everybody.
458
00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:06,690
- Mr Belding, come on,
don't be mad at Rod.
459
00:17:06,690 --> 00:17:07,720
He's a great teacher.
460
00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:09,790
- Rod?
461
00:17:09,790 --> 00:17:13,290
- Yeah, no other teacher
ever cared so much about us.
462
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:15,430
- Well maybe he should
care more about teaching,
463
00:17:15,430 --> 00:17:17,530
and less about being popular.
464
00:17:17,530 --> 00:17:19,700
- Maybe you're jealous
of your own brother.
465
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,740
(dramatic music)
466
00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:29,580
Tonight we head for
the Colorado River.
467
00:17:29,580 --> 00:17:31,710
You know, I finally
found a subject I love.
468
00:17:31,710 --> 00:17:32,810
Leaving school.
469
00:17:32,810 --> 00:17:34,680
(audience laughing)
470
00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:35,850
- Hey don't worry, Jessie.
471
00:17:35,850 --> 00:17:38,590
If you fall overboard,
I'll rescue you.
472
00:17:38,590 --> 00:17:41,790
(audience hooting and cheering)
473
00:17:41,790 --> 00:17:45,530
- Someone should rescue you
from your macho fantasies.
474
00:17:45,530 --> 00:17:46,830
- [Audience] Ohhhh!
475
00:17:46,830 --> 00:17:48,030
- You know, Kelly,
476
00:17:48,030 --> 00:17:49,730
this is gonna be the
best week of our lives.
477
00:17:49,730 --> 00:17:52,030
I mean, no studying,
no homework.
478
00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:53,800
- Zack, that is your life.
479
00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:56,140
- Oh, I mean one week
away from everything,
480
00:17:56,140 --> 00:17:58,410
except my favorite
person in the world.
481
00:17:58,410 --> 00:17:59,210
- Aw.
482
00:17:59,210 --> 00:18:00,670
- [Audience] Awwww!
483
00:18:01,710 --> 00:18:04,710
(audience laughing)
484
00:18:06,750 --> 00:18:09,750
(audience laughing)
485
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,750
- I'm not gonna drown this time!
486
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,590
(audience laughing)
487
00:18:15,590 --> 00:18:17,560
- Hey everybody,
the buses are here!
488
00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:19,460
(people cheering)
489
00:18:19,460 --> 00:18:20,630
- Where's Rod?
490
00:18:20,630 --> 00:18:21,960
- Oh, I'll go look for him.
491
00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:34,040
- I cannot believe
you're doing this.
492
00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:36,580
The class trip leaves
in five minutes.
493
00:18:36,580 --> 00:18:38,650
These kids are depending on you.
494
00:18:38,650 --> 00:18:40,680
- Come on, Richie,
they'll get over it.
495
00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:42,350
- They look up to you.
496
00:18:42,350 --> 00:18:45,550
What is so important that
you would disappoint 30 kids?
497
00:18:45,550 --> 00:18:47,850
- Richie, if you met this
stewardess, you'd know.
498
00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:51,130
- You're doing this to spend
time with some stewardess?
499
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,190
- It's not just some stewardess.
500
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:54,660
This is Inga.
501
00:18:54,660 --> 00:18:56,500
And she's only in
town for the weekend.
502
00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:58,030
- See, I knew.
503
00:18:58,030 --> 00:19:00,870
I knew it was a mistake to
let you come to my school.
504
00:19:00,870 --> 00:19:03,570
You promised me you
had changed, but no.
505
00:19:03,570 --> 00:19:05,110
You are the same Rod.
506
00:19:05,110 --> 00:19:07,410
You get people's hopes up,
and then you let 'em down.
507
00:19:07,410 --> 00:19:10,640
- Richie, she's gorgeous, you
should see her, she's a 10!
508
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,180
- Is that what you're
gonna tell the kids?
509
00:19:12,180 --> 00:19:15,150
That you dumped them
for some weekend fling?
510
00:19:15,150 --> 00:19:16,950
- Of course not.
511
00:19:16,950 --> 00:19:20,350
Tell them I'm sick, tell
them anything, cover for me.
512
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:22,460
- I'm tired of covering for you.
513
00:19:22,460 --> 00:19:25,560
- Come on Richie, don't
be mad, we're brothers.
514
00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:29,830
- Get out of my school, Rod.
515
00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:50,320
- Zack, are you all right?
516
00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:52,320
- I'm not feeling
so good, Kelly.
517
00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:53,150
- What's wrong?
518
00:19:55,860 --> 00:19:58,330
- Excuse me, could I have
your attention, please?
519
00:19:58,330 --> 00:19:59,730
Would everyone gather around?
520
00:19:59,730 --> 00:20:01,500
I have an announcement to make.
521
00:20:05,330 --> 00:20:07,230
Unfortunately, my brother Rod
522
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,170
cannot take you
on the class trip.
523
00:20:09,170 --> 00:20:10,670
- [Everyone] What?
524
00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:13,140
- He can't go?
525
00:20:13,140 --> 00:20:14,410
- Well why not?
526
00:20:14,410 --> 00:20:15,240
- Well he's,
527
00:20:16,550 --> 00:20:18,110
he has the flu.
528
00:20:18,110 --> 00:20:20,410
You know what, he
is very, very sorry
529
00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:21,880
to disappoint all of you.
530
00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:24,220
- Great, I guess we won't
be going anywhere now.
531
00:20:24,220 --> 00:20:25,920
- Yeah, let's go home, guys.
532
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:28,420
- See ya later, Mr. B.
533
00:20:28,420 --> 00:20:29,790
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hold it!
534
00:20:29,790 --> 00:20:30,620
Wait a minute.
535
00:20:32,060 --> 00:20:35,400
Look, I may not be a great
rafting expert like Rod,
536
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:37,300
or even as cool a guy, but
537
00:20:38,530 --> 00:20:40,870
well, I'd like to try
and take his place.
538
00:20:41,970 --> 00:20:43,870
- You mean, you want to take us?
539
00:20:43,870 --> 00:20:46,770
- Yeah, if you don't mind a
leader who can't swim too well.
540
00:20:46,780 --> 00:20:48,480
(audience laughing)
541
00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:49,740
- Let's go rafting, Mr. B!
542
00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:50,610
- [Everyone] Yeah!
543
00:20:53,150 --> 00:20:55,050
- We'll have a great
time, Mr. Belding.
544
00:20:57,020 --> 00:20:58,180
- Thank you.
545
00:20:58,190 --> 00:20:58,990
- Sure.
546
00:21:00,790 --> 00:21:02,190
Hey, I'll see ya on the bus.
547
00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:06,390
- Mr. Belding, why didn't
you tell them the truth?
548
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:08,230
- What do you mean?
549
00:21:08,230 --> 00:21:09,260
- About the stewardess.
550
00:21:09,270 --> 00:21:10,700
I heard everything.
551
00:21:11,530 --> 00:21:12,630
- Oh you did?
552
00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:13,970
- Everything.
553
00:21:15,340 --> 00:21:18,000
- Look, I'm sorry
you had to hear that.
554
00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:19,510
I know how much
Rod meant to you,
555
00:21:19,510 --> 00:21:21,510
and I just didn't
want to ruin that.
556
00:21:21,510 --> 00:21:23,810
- Sir, I acted like a jerk.
557
00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:27,110
I'm sorry for the
things I said to you.
558
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:29,280
- I understand, Zack.
559
00:21:29,290 --> 00:21:32,320
Rod always was the
more exciting Belding.
560
00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:33,620
- Maybe.
561
00:21:33,620 --> 00:21:35,320
But we got the better Belding.
562
00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:37,920
(upbeat music)
563
00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:51,410
("Saved By The Bell"
instrumental theme music)
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