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(school bell rings)
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♪ When I wake up
in the morning ♪
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♪ And the alarm
gives out a warning ♪
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♪ I don't think I'll
ever make it on time ♪
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♪ By the time I grab my books ♪
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♪ Give myself a look ♪
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♪ I'm at the corner
just in time ♪
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♪ To see the bus fly by ♪
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♪ It's alright ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm saved by the bell ♪
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♪ If the teacher pops a test ♪
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♪ I know I'm in a mess ♪
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♪ And the dog ate all
my homework last night ♪
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♪ Riding low in my chair ♪
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♪ She won't know
that I'm there ♪
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♪ If I can hand it in tomorrow ♪
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♪ It'll be alright ♪
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♪ It's alright ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm saved by the bell ♪
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♪ It's alright ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm saved by the ♪
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♪ It's alright ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm saved by the ♪
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♪ It's alright ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm saved by the bell ♪
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(upbeat music)
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- Welcome to the school store.
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Also known as Nerds R Us.
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(audience laughs)
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Poor Kelly.
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She works here.
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- Herbert, Ronald, they're here.
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(audience laughs)
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- Hey, what are those?
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Fluorescent pocket protectors?
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- Exactly.
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(audience laughs)
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- Why do they need
pocket protectors
that glow in the dark?
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- To wear with our
pajamas, of course.
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(audience laughs)
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- Well, isn't that just
the slightest bit dorky?
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- Hey, don't judge us.
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And don't you dare judge us.
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- Guys, do you really
think we're gonna sell
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any of those things?
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- Employee vote.
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Who wants to send them back?
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- Me.
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- Who wants to keep them?
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- [All Three] Us.
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(audience laughs)
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- You lose.
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Go dust something.
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- Kelly, why don't
you just quit?
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- I can't, I need the money.
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- Let me tell ya, you
won't have this job long.
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These guys couldn't sell
a mouse to a starving cat.
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(audience laughs)
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- Hey, guys.
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We're going to the Max.
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You guys wanna come?
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- Well, hey, I get
off in five minutes.
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- We'll wait.
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Maybe we'll find
something to buy.
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- Or maybe we won't.
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- Wow, look at this.
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Does this puzzle really
have a million pieces?
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(puzzle pieces clatter)
(audience laughs)
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Oh.
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- No, I think your head's
short a few pieces.
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(audience laughs)
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- Hey, Slater, look at
this autographed picture
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of Mr. Rogers.
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(alarm blares)
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(audience laughs)
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- That is not for sale.
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- Feet apart and spread 'em.
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- Hey, hey, I
wasn't shoplifting.
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- Oh, and what do
you call these?
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- Muscles.
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(audience laughs and cheers)
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I got them by bench
pressing nerds.
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- Ooh.
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(audience laughs)
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- Kelly, look what they
have turned this place into.
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I mean, no wonder nobody
comes in here anymore.
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- Yeah, there's nothing in here
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any normal person
would wanna buy.
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- Right.
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- Hey, how much is this?
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(audience laughs)
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- Alright, somebody has
got to convince Belding
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to put this place
under new management,
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or you're gonna be out of a job.
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- Yeah, somebody
who's clever enough.
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- Somebody who can wrap Belding
around his little finger.
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- Well, I guess we all
know who that person is.
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- Okay, I'll do it.
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(audience laughs)
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- (laughs) Put you in
charge of the school store?
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Why don't you just
have me bumped off?
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At least that would be quicker.
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(audience laughs)
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- That's ridiculous, sir.
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I could never afford a
hit man on my allowance.
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(audience laughs)
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- Zack, the school
store is in good hands.
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- Sir, they're selling
refrigerator magnets
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made out of used retainers.
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(audience laughs)
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- I'm sure you're exaggerating.
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- Their best seller
is flesh-colored
bandaids for nerds.
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Extra pale.
(audience laughs)
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- Morris, I can't just fire them
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because you don't like
what they're selling.
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- Oh, really?
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Here are last month's
sales figures.
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- This paper's blank.
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- Wow, sir, nothing gets by you.
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(audience laughs)
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You know you've proven
that people over 40
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still belong in a workplace?
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(audience laughs)
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Mr. Belding, you've
gotta fire them.
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- I don't know, Zack.
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- Well, just give me a
week to run the store,
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and I guarantee
you a big profit.
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And the school board will
be very happy for you, huh?
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- Alright, Zack.
- Okay.
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- One week.
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But we can't be
cruel about this,
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so please ask Herbert,
Ronald, and Normal
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to come to my office.
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- Of course, sir.
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Will the three dweebs who
used to run the school store
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please report to the
principal's office?
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(audience laughs)
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- Give me that.
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- Alright, Screech,
throw the switch.
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- Wow, this place looks great.
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You did it, Zack, thanks.
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- Okay, this is it.
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We're ready to do some business.
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Screech, open the doors.
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- Ah, nerd alert, nerd alert!
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(audience laughs)
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- This will always be our store.
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We're not leaving.
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(audience laughs)
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- Screech, call security.
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- Security!
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(audience whistles)
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- Uh-oh, guys, it's the big one.
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- It's three
against one, Slater.
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- Boo.
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- Ah!
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(audience laughs)
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- We'll get you back
for this, cheerleader.
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Next time you say,
"Stand up, sit down,
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"fight, fight, fight,"
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we're just gonna sit
there and do nothing.
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(audience laughs)
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(Slater growls)
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(audience laughs)
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- Okay, guys, let's
make some money.
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- Uh, don't we need
customers for that?
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- Hey, no one wants to
come in here anymore.
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- Yeah, you're right.
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What we need is a gimmick.
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- Uh, hey, guys, we need
to get swim team practice.
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- Hey, Jessie.
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If you wore your bathing
suit here in the store,
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believe me, you'd
attract attention.
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- Why don't you pack
yourself in ice?
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(audience laughs)
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- That's cool.
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(audience laughs)
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- I gotta go, too.
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Photo club.
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- Bingo.
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- Oh, no, that's Saturday night.
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(audience laughs)
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- Screech, go get your camera.
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We're gonna take pictures
of the girls in the pool.
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- What if I get caught?
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- Trust me, they'll never
know you were there.
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(audience laughs)
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Screech, did you
get the pictures?
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(audience laughs)
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- Yeah, I got 'em.
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What are they for, anyway?
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- Well, Screech, the
Sports Illustrated
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Swimsuit Issue is the
biggest seller of the year.
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Now you know what that means.
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- Yeah.
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But just tell me so I
can make sure you know.
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(audience laughs)
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Yeah.
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- The school store
will be the only place
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where you can get your very own
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Girls of Bayside calendar.
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And while they're buying that,
they'll buy other things.
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Get it now?
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- Zack, let me say it's an honor
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working with a
slime ball like you.
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- Thank you.
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(audience laughs)
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Girls of Bayside calendars,
get 'em while they're hot.
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- Here, guys, here we go.
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Hey, watch it, they're here.
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- Zack, this is great.
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- Yeah, but why are
all the customers guys?
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- Does it really matter?
(cash register dings)
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- No, all that matters
is that they're here.
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- That is a very good
attitude, Jessie.
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Five bucks.
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(Jessie screams)
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(audience laughs)
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- Jessie, that is a
great picture of you.
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- Yeah, very flattering.
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(Lisa and Kelly scream)
(audience laughs)
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- You didn't have the right.
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- You didn't have permission.
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- You didn't get my good side.
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(audience laughs)
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- Girls, try to understand.
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I had to promote the calendars.
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- Oh, the calendars.
- I understand.
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- [Girls] Calendars?!
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(audience laughs)
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- Thanks to you, it'll
be July in my house
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all year long. (laughs)
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(audience laughs)
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- Hey, five bucks.
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You can pay me later.
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- Lisa, you're October.
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I'm November?
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- Well, who's December?
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- Mr. Belding is December?
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(audience laughs)
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- Ho ho ho.
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- Well, there's only 11
girls on the swim team,
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so we had to put Belding's head
on one of the girl's bodies.
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- That is my body.
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- Ugh, I'm gonna dream
about Belding tonight.
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(audience laughs)
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- This was all your
idea, wasn't it?
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You want me in a bathing suit?
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You got me.
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- Now wait a minute
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(loud smack)
(audience laughs)
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- Zack, you pull these calendars
off the shelves right now.
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- No way.
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- Alright, then
we're just gonna get
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someone else to settle this.
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- Who?
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- Mr. Belding.
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- (laughs) Don't you
mean Miss December?
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(audience laughs)
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- Ladies, let's go.
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- Good-bye, Miss October.
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(audience laughs)
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- Zack, it was a good
idea to get business,
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but you had no right to do this.
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- This calendar is
exploitive and cheap.
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- Hey, it's not cheap.
267
00:09:27,130 --> 00:09:28,330
It's five bucks.
268
00:09:28,330 --> 00:09:29,560
(audience laughs)
269
00:09:29,570 --> 00:09:32,370
- Zack, I want every
one of these calendars
270
00:09:32,370 --> 00:09:34,470
recalled and destroyed.
271
00:09:34,470 --> 00:09:35,940
- But, sir, wha
272
00:09:35,940 --> 00:09:36,770
- No, look.
(knock on door)
273
00:09:36,770 --> 00:09:38,210
- Come in
274
00:09:38,210 --> 00:09:39,310
- Excuse me, I
275
00:09:39,310 --> 00:09:41,010
Oh, I'm sorry to interrupt.
276
00:09:41,010 --> 00:09:43,780
I'm looking for the person
responsible for this calendar.
277
00:09:43,780 --> 00:09:44,950
- Zack Morris.
278
00:09:44,950 --> 00:09:46,450
He's all yours.
279
00:09:46,450 --> 00:09:48,050
- Hi, I'm Adam Trask.
280
00:09:48,050 --> 00:09:50,990
I'm a photographer with
Teen Fashion Magazine.
281
00:09:50,990 --> 00:09:52,450
This is a great calendar.
282
00:09:52,460 --> 00:09:53,290
- [Girls] It is?
283
00:09:54,190 --> 00:09:55,420
(audience laughs)
284
00:09:55,420 --> 00:09:56,990
- He should know,
he's a professional.
285
00:09:56,990 --> 00:09:58,830
Hey, Mr. Trask, how you doing?
286
00:09:58,830 --> 00:10:00,060
How'd you find out
about the calendars?
287
00:10:00,060 --> 00:10:01,900
- Oh, a friend of mine
owns the print shop
288
00:10:01,900 --> 00:10:03,800
where the calendars
were put together.
289
00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:05,400
You all look familiar.
290
00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:07,840
- Well, Kelly, Lisa,
and Jessie are in here,
291
00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:10,610
and you could have seen Zack's
picture in any post office.
292
00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,740
(audience laughs)
293
00:10:12,740 --> 00:10:14,710
- Well, you look
familiar to me, too.
294
00:10:14,710 --> 00:10:15,540
- Me?
295
00:10:15,540 --> 00:10:16,710
I don't know how.
296
00:10:16,710 --> 00:10:18,210
(Zack laughs nervously)
(audience laughs)
297
00:10:18,210 --> 00:10:20,210
- I'm doing a photo spread
on high-school fashion,
298
00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:23,520
and I think the girls of
Bayside would be perfect.
299
00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:25,390
- Uh, excuse me, but the
true beauty of a woman
300
00:10:25,390 --> 00:10:28,060
cannot be captured
with a camera.
301
00:10:28,060 --> 00:10:31,260
- Well, these photos will
be seen all over the world.
302
00:10:31,260 --> 00:10:33,030
- Although they're
doing incredible things
303
00:10:33,030 --> 00:10:34,460
with cameras these days.
304
00:10:34,460 --> 00:10:35,730
(audience laughs)
305
00:10:35,730 --> 00:10:37,000
- So I need to pick three,
306
00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:38,830
but I'm having a
tough time deciding.
307
00:10:40,370 --> 00:10:41,870
(audience laughs)
308
00:10:41,870 --> 00:10:45,810
- Mr. Trask, I can tell you
who the best models are.
309
00:10:45,810 --> 00:10:47,170
If I wanted to.
310
00:10:49,350 --> 00:10:51,310
- Sell those calendars, Zacky.
311
00:10:51,310 --> 00:10:53,850
- (smug laugh) Miss
October, Miss July,
312
00:10:53,850 --> 00:10:55,880
and Miss November right here.
313
00:10:55,890 --> 00:10:58,090
- Okay, you're hired.
314
00:10:58,090 --> 00:10:59,820
I'm glad you didn't
mention Miss December.
315
00:10:59,820 --> 00:11:01,360
Now there's a dog
without a tail.
316
00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:05,060
Woof.
(audience laughs)
317
00:11:05,060 --> 00:11:06,490
- Who was Miss December, anyway?
318
00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:07,430
- Oh, it's not important, sir.
319
00:11:07,430 --> 00:11:08,630
No.
320
00:11:08,630 --> 00:11:10,700
- Hey, she's kinda
cute. (laughs)
321
00:11:10,700 --> 00:11:11,530
(audience laughs)
322
00:11:11,530 --> 00:11:12,370
- Well, we gotta go.
323
00:11:12,370 --> 00:11:13,500
- See ya.
324
00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:14,330
- Bye.
325
00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:15,270
- Uh, thank you.
326
00:11:15,270 --> 00:11:19,470
- You're welcome. (laughs)
327
00:11:19,480 --> 00:11:21,080
Morris!
328
00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:22,010
(audience laughs)
329
00:11:22,010 --> 00:11:23,940
- Girls, let's make it happen.
330
00:11:23,950 --> 00:11:27,610
Jessie, studious
yet fashionable.
331
00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:31,450
(upbeat music)
(audience applauds and cheers)
332
00:11:31,450 --> 00:11:35,620
Alright, school's out,
glasses off, hair down.
333
00:11:35,620 --> 00:11:37,590
Yeah, wind, give me wind, Rob.
334
00:11:37,590 --> 00:11:39,660
(audience cheering
and calling out)
335
00:11:39,660 --> 00:11:40,960
Oh, there it is.
336
00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:44,330
Kelly, the all American girl.
337
00:11:46,070 --> 00:11:46,870
Yes.
338
00:11:47,940 --> 00:11:49,000
Yes.
339
00:11:49,010 --> 00:11:50,570
Be perky.
340
00:11:50,570 --> 00:11:51,940
Almost.
341
00:11:51,940 --> 00:11:54,540
Okay, Lisa, hip and happening.
342
00:11:54,540 --> 00:11:57,380
Trendy, trendier, trendiest.
343
00:11:57,380 --> 00:11:58,210
Ooh.
344
00:11:58,210 --> 00:11:59,680
Woo hoo.
345
00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:02,050
Yeah, Lisa, you look cute,
you look really nice.
346
00:12:02,050 --> 00:12:04,190
That's great, yeah, that's it.
347
00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:05,120
Pretty smile.
348
00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:06,320
Good.
349
00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:07,150
Kelly.
350
00:12:08,730 --> 00:12:09,960
Wow, and hello.
351
00:12:11,060 --> 00:12:12,130
That's great.
352
00:12:13,460 --> 00:12:15,460
And, Jessie, here we go.
353
00:12:18,940 --> 00:12:20,770
Alright, Kelly, let's go.
354
00:12:20,770 --> 00:12:21,770
There it is.
355
00:12:25,470 --> 00:12:26,540
Okay, Jessie.
356
00:12:31,380 --> 00:12:33,750
Lovely, lovely, okay.
357
00:12:33,750 --> 00:12:34,680
Here we go.
358
00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:38,750
Okay, everybody move in now.
359
00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:39,590
Here we go.
360
00:12:39,590 --> 00:12:41,420
All three, yes, great.
361
00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:44,730
- I wonder if Adam's coming.
362
00:12:44,730 --> 00:12:46,290
He said he'd meet us
here before school.
363
00:12:46,300 --> 00:12:48,900
- I know, I can't wait to
see which pictures he used.
364
00:12:50,300 --> 00:12:52,370
- Hey, look who we bumped into.
365
00:12:52,370 --> 00:12:54,400
- Ho, check out these
hot-looking girls.
366
00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:55,370
- Hey.
367
00:12:55,370 --> 00:12:56,240
- How do I look?
368
00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:58,110
Oh, I mean, "we" look.
369
00:12:58,110 --> 00:12:58,940
(audience laughs)
370
00:12:58,940 --> 00:12:59,970
- See for yourself.
371
00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:01,680
- Hey, these look pretty good.
372
00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:02,840
- Yeah.
373
00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:03,810
- Whoa, give me those
negatives, Mama.
374
00:13:03,810 --> 00:13:05,750
(audience laughs)
375
00:13:05,750 --> 00:13:07,280
- Now for the really good news.
376
00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:09,080
- You want me to pose
for an underwear ad?
377
00:13:09,090 --> 00:13:10,990
(audience laughs)
378
00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:12,320
- Uh, no.
379
00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:13,750
My editor saw the photos,
380
00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:15,220
and he wants one of
you for the cover
381
00:13:15,220 --> 00:13:17,660
of our special anniversary
issue of Teen Fashion.
382
00:13:17,660 --> 00:13:19,690
- You're kidding?
- Are you serious?
383
00:13:19,700 --> 00:13:21,200
- Okay, okay, okay.
384
00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:23,030
No matter who it is, no
one can get upset, agreed?
385
00:13:23,030 --> 00:13:23,860
- [Kelly and Lisa] Agreed.
386
00:13:23,870 --> 00:13:25,100
- Okay.
387
00:13:25,100 --> 00:13:26,870
The lucky girl is Kelly.
388
00:13:26,870 --> 00:13:27,700
- Kelly?!
389
00:13:27,700 --> 00:13:29,370
- With those hips?
390
00:13:29,370 --> 00:13:30,670
(audience laughs)
391
00:13:30,670 --> 00:13:31,810
- What hips, shorty?
392
00:13:31,810 --> 00:13:33,840
(girls arguing)
393
00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:34,680
- Okay.
394
00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:35,510
Okay, girls, girls.
395
00:13:35,510 --> 00:13:36,510
Detract those claws.
396
00:13:36,510 --> 00:13:37,640
(Screech hisses)
397
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:41,320
(audience laughs)
398
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,280
Come on, you all agreed
not to get upset.
399
00:13:43,290 --> 00:13:44,380
- [Girls] We lied.
400
00:13:44,390 --> 00:13:47,450
(audience laughs)
401
00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:48,320
- We're sorry.
402
00:13:49,630 --> 00:13:52,330
- Yeah, congratulations, Kelly.
403
00:13:52,330 --> 00:13:53,730
- I don't know what to say.
404
00:13:53,730 --> 00:13:55,160
I've never expected
anything like this.
405
00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:57,260
- Well, it's a wonderful
opportunity, Kelly.
406
00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:58,100
Congratulations.
407
00:13:58,100 --> 00:13:59,070
- Yeah.
408
00:13:59,070 --> 00:14:00,500
Most of us are happy for ya.
409
00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:01,740
(audience laughs)
410
00:14:01,740 --> 00:14:03,270
- I haven't even got
to the best part yet.
411
00:14:03,270 --> 00:14:07,640
Our anniversary issue theme
is American girls in Paris.
412
00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:08,910
- [Girls] Paris?
413
00:14:08,910 --> 00:14:10,280
- Whoa.
414
00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:13,050
Paris, Texas, the big time.
(audience laughs)
415
00:14:13,050 --> 00:14:15,050
- Paris, France.
416
00:14:15,050 --> 00:14:15,880
- Oh.
417
00:14:15,890 --> 00:14:16,880
- Who is this kid?
418
00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:17,890
- I don't know.
- We don't know.
419
00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:19,120
(audience laughs)
420
00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:20,320
- Anyway, Kelly, look
over this itinerary,
421
00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:21,620
and if it's okay
with your folks,
422
00:14:21,620 --> 00:14:23,660
you're off to Paris for a month.
423
00:14:23,660 --> 00:14:25,090
- A month?
424
00:14:25,090 --> 00:14:27,290
Well, Zack, isn't
this fantastic?
425
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:29,530
- Yeah, fantastic.
426
00:14:29,530 --> 00:14:32,630
- Kelly, this will
change your whole life.
427
00:14:32,630 --> 00:14:33,630
- You know, Jessie's right.
428
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:34,870
If Kelly goes to Paris,
429
00:14:34,870 --> 00:14:36,170
she'll forget about me forever.
430
00:14:36,170 --> 00:14:38,270
I've gotta find some
way to make her stay.
431
00:14:43,780 --> 00:14:45,180
- Wow, look at this schedule.
432
00:14:45,180 --> 00:14:46,950
The first week you're
shooting at the Eiffel Tower,
433
00:14:46,950 --> 00:14:49,850
then the Champs Elysee,
then the Louvre,
434
00:14:49,850 --> 00:14:51,450
and then a week on a yacht.
435
00:14:51,450 --> 00:14:52,920
- I can't believe it.
436
00:14:52,920 --> 00:14:55,460
All of a sudden I'm a model
going to work in Paris.
437
00:14:55,460 --> 00:14:58,190
The sights, the great food.
438
00:14:58,190 --> 00:15:00,460
- The cute guys in French
jeans named (mumbles).
439
00:15:01,660 --> 00:15:03,530
- (laughs) Wow, I
have so much to do
440
00:15:03,530 --> 00:15:05,630
before I leave tomorrow.
441
00:15:05,630 --> 00:15:07,370
- Tomorrow?
442
00:15:07,370 --> 00:15:09,070
(ominous notes)
(audience laughs)
443
00:15:09,070 --> 00:15:11,070
Look, I don't like
what I'm about to do,
444
00:15:11,070 --> 00:15:14,140
but desperate times call
for desperate measures.
445
00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:18,210
Kelly, you're leaving tomorrow?
446
00:15:18,210 --> 00:15:19,710
But what about the
swim meet on Friday?
447
00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:21,050
(Lisa gasps)
448
00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:22,420
- Wow, I was so
wrapped up in the trip,
449
00:15:22,420 --> 00:15:23,750
I completely forgot.
450
00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:26,090
- So did we.
451
00:15:26,090 --> 00:15:27,550
Jessie, what are we gonna do?
452
00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:29,520
I mean, without Kelly swimming
anchor in the relay race,
453
00:15:29,530 --> 00:15:31,160
we don't have a chance.
454
00:15:32,090 --> 00:15:33,660
- Well, don't worry, Kelly,
455
00:15:33,660 --> 00:15:36,200
we'll just get Harriet
Hippelman to take her place.
456
00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:38,330
- Harriet weighs 200 pounds.
457
00:15:38,330 --> 00:15:39,770
She can't swim anchor.
458
00:15:39,770 --> 00:15:40,830
She is an anchor.
459
00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,500
(audience laughs)
460
00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:44,170
- Well, come on, we've
gotta find somebody
461
00:15:44,170 --> 00:15:45,740
who swims as fast as Kelly.
462
00:15:45,740 --> 00:15:47,040
- I'm really sorry
about this, guys.
463
00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:47,870
- Yeah.
464
00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:54,510
- So, Slater, who are you gonna
do your science project with
465
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,120
now that Kelly's leaving?
466
00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:57,350
- What?
467
00:15:57,350 --> 00:15:59,950
Hey, Kelly, you're not
gonna be here next week?
468
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:03,290
- Oh, nice, Slater, make
her feel guilty for leaving.
469
00:16:03,290 --> 00:16:05,560
It's not Kelly's fault that
you're a dud in science.
470
00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:06,730
- What are you talking about?
471
00:16:06,730 --> 00:16:08,600
- Slater, are you really
doing that poorly?
472
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:11,600
- Hey, he's doing so
bad, he copies off of me.
473
00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:12,830
(audience laughs)
474
00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:15,040
- Hey, don't worry about
it, Kelly, it's okay.
475
00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:16,340
I'll find another partner.
476
00:16:22,310 --> 00:16:23,440
- Hey, Screech, come here.
477
00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:24,910
I need your help.
478
00:16:24,910 --> 00:16:27,910
I have to cry in drama, so show
me that great cry of yours.
479
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,050
- Well, okay.
480
00:16:29,050 --> 00:16:31,450
(high-pitched whine)
481
00:16:31,450 --> 00:16:33,290
(audience laughs)
482
00:16:33,290 --> 00:16:34,150
How's that, Zack?
483
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,090
- Keep it up.
484
00:16:35,090 --> 00:16:37,720
(high-pitched whine)
485
00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:38,860
It's okay, it's okay.
486
00:16:38,860 --> 00:16:40,190
(Screech cries out)
487
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,330
(audience laughs)
488
00:16:42,330 --> 00:16:44,370
- What's the matter
with Screech?
489
00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:47,370
- Oh, don't feel bad,
Kelly, but I just told him
490
00:16:47,370 --> 00:16:49,440
you're gonna miss his
birthday next week.
491
00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:53,110
- Gosh, I feel like I'm
disappointing everybody.
492
00:16:53,110 --> 00:16:54,110
Well, except you.
493
00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:56,540
- Not for long.
494
00:16:56,550 --> 00:16:57,780
(audience laughs)
495
00:16:57,780 --> 00:16:59,810
- Zack, Kelly, I've
gotta hand it to you.
496
00:16:59,820 --> 00:17:02,180
You two have really
turned this place around.
497
00:17:02,180 --> 00:17:03,920
- Well, we'd be doing
even better, sir,
498
00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:05,290
if you'd let us
sell the calendars
499
00:17:05,290 --> 00:17:06,950
without December ripped out.
500
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:08,190
(audience laughs)
501
00:17:08,190 --> 00:17:09,790
- I just figured that
my head on Jessie's body
502
00:17:09,790 --> 00:17:12,260
was not the best way to
say "Merry Christmas."
503
00:17:12,260 --> 00:17:13,660
(audience laughs)
504
00:17:13,660 --> 00:17:15,230
Kelly, I've put together
some assignments
505
00:17:15,230 --> 00:17:16,530
to keep you caught
up with your classes
506
00:17:16,530 --> 00:17:17,460
while you're gone.
507
00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:18,900
I hope you have a great trip.
508
00:17:18,900 --> 00:17:20,170
- Thanks.
509
00:17:20,170 --> 00:17:21,100
- We're gonna miss
her, right, Zack?
510
00:17:21,100 --> 00:17:22,900
- Yeah, we'll get by.
511
00:17:22,910 --> 00:17:24,200
At least we have
each other, sir.
512
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:25,810
(audience laughs)
513
00:17:25,810 --> 00:17:26,670
- Hurry back.
514
00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:28,710
(audience laughs)
515
00:17:28,710 --> 00:17:30,480
- Hey, guys, how about
lunch at the Max?
516
00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:32,950
- Yeah, you know, a farewell
lunch before you go.
517
00:17:32,950 --> 00:17:34,520
- Hey, that's a great
idea, isn't it, Kel?
518
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:37,750
- Well, I don't, gee,
I'd love to, but I can't.
519
00:17:37,750 --> 00:17:38,990
- Well, sure you can.
520
00:17:38,990 --> 00:17:40,550
- Well, no, I have
to go home and pack,
521
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:43,190
and I've got that promotional
shoot this afternoon.
522
00:17:43,190 --> 00:17:44,460
- Oh, that's too bad.
523
00:17:44,460 --> 00:17:46,490
- Yeah, in honor of
your trip to France,
524
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:48,130
we were gonna have some pizza.
525
00:17:48,130 --> 00:17:51,770
(audience laughs)
526
00:17:51,770 --> 00:17:54,030
- Guys, I'm really
sorry, but I've gotta go.
527
00:17:55,540 --> 00:17:56,500
- Kelly, wait.
528
00:17:57,870 --> 00:18:00,070
Look, uh, since you
can't have lunch with us,
529
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:01,840
I'll just invite them
to the photo shoot.
530
00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:03,910
- That's a great idea, Zack.
531
00:18:03,910 --> 00:18:05,080
Tell them I'll them there, okay?
532
00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:05,980
- Okay.
533
00:18:05,980 --> 00:18:08,350
- Mwah.
(Zack laughs)
534
00:18:08,350 --> 00:18:10,120
- Too bad she
couldn't come with us.
535
00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:11,750
- Well, why can't
we go to the shoot?
536
00:18:11,750 --> 00:18:13,120
- Well, that's what
I just asked her.
537
00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:15,790
She said, "No way, it's
very unprofessional."
538
00:18:18,690 --> 00:18:20,830
- Okay, you're happy.
539
00:18:20,830 --> 00:18:21,960
Excited.
540
00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:23,900
Terrific.
541
00:18:23,900 --> 00:18:25,370
Okay, now be your own woman.
542
00:18:25,370 --> 00:18:27,730
You're strong,
you're independent.
543
00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:28,770
That's it.
544
00:18:28,770 --> 00:18:30,840
Alright, alright, now get wild.
545
00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:33,310
You're impulsive, you're daring,
546
00:18:33,310 --> 00:18:35,710
you're unpredictable.
547
00:18:35,710 --> 00:18:37,940
- Oh, hi, Zack.
548
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,550
- Ho, I should have
stopped at daring.
549
00:18:39,550 --> 00:18:40,550
(audience laughs)
550
00:18:40,550 --> 00:18:41,780
Alright.
551
00:18:41,780 --> 00:18:42,620
You two can visit
while I reload.
552
00:18:42,620 --> 00:18:43,450
- Thanks.
553
00:18:43,450 --> 00:18:44,280
- Save 'em.
554
00:18:46,220 --> 00:18:47,890
- Um, where is everybody?
555
00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:50,560
- They're not coming.
556
00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:51,360
- Why not?
557
00:18:52,790 --> 00:18:56,730
- Well, Kelly, the girls are
real mad about the swim meet,
558
00:18:56,730 --> 00:18:59,100
Slater is bummed about
the science project,
559
00:18:59,100 --> 00:19:01,370
and Screech, well,
he's gonna forget
560
00:19:01,370 --> 00:19:02,840
about his birthday this year.
561
00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:05,970
- Alright, move it, hunk.
562
00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:10,140
Okay, boys and girls,
let's get busy.
563
00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:12,450
Alright, Kelly, you're carefree,
564
00:19:12,450 --> 00:19:14,350
you're light as a
feather, no worries.
565
00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:18,080
Oh, hey, come on,
brighten up, smile.
566
00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:19,050
It's a great day.
567
00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:22,220
Okay, hold it.
568
00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:26,390
Kelly, you alright?
569
00:19:27,360 --> 00:19:28,200
- Yeah.
570
00:19:31,330 --> 00:19:32,770
Uh, no, Adam.
571
00:19:34,300 --> 00:19:35,840
I just can't go to Paris.
572
00:19:37,340 --> 00:19:38,670
- Kelly?
573
00:19:38,670 --> 00:19:39,870
- What's wrong with her?
574
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:42,580
What'd you say to her?
575
00:19:43,580 --> 00:19:44,710
- Nothing.
576
00:19:44,710 --> 00:19:46,880
- Zack, I've seen this before.
577
00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:48,380
You think if Kelly
goes off to Paris,
578
00:19:48,380 --> 00:19:50,850
she's gonna become a big
model and forget about you.
579
00:19:50,850 --> 00:19:53,250
- (laughs) Forget
about Zack Morris?
580
00:19:56,390 --> 00:19:58,190
Okay, so I don't want her to go,
581
00:19:58,190 --> 00:19:59,030
what's wrong with that?
582
00:19:59,030 --> 00:20:00,460
- What's wrong?
583
00:20:00,460 --> 00:20:02,330
You just took away the biggest
opportunity of her life
584
00:20:02,330 --> 00:20:04,570
because you were afraid
you were gonna lose her.
585
00:20:04,570 --> 00:20:06,970
Man, she's lucky to
have a guy like you.
586
00:20:10,970 --> 00:20:11,970
Hey, look, kid,
587
00:20:13,140 --> 00:20:14,710
Kelly's a very special girl.
588
00:20:15,940 --> 00:20:17,440
You like her a lot, don't you?
589
00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:19,380
- Yeah.
590
00:20:20,780 --> 00:20:22,920
- Then why not let her
choose her own path?
591
00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:27,220
I have a feeling it'll
lead back to you anyway.
592
00:20:32,290 --> 00:20:34,600
(Zack sighs)
593
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:37,460
(phone ringing)
594
00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:38,800
- [Lisa] Hi, this is Lisa.
595
00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:40,370
I'm not home right now,
596
00:20:40,370 --> 00:20:41,970
but if you're good looking
and have a big allowance,
597
00:20:41,970 --> 00:20:43,700
leave a message.
(audience laughs)
598
00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:45,170
(machine beeps)
599
00:20:45,170 --> 00:20:46,340
- Hi, it's Kelly.
600
00:20:46,340 --> 00:20:47,710
We really need to talk, okay?
601
00:20:47,710 --> 00:20:48,510
Call me?
602
00:20:52,780 --> 00:20:55,420
(phone ringing)
603
00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:00,250
Come on, Jessie, answer.
604
00:21:01,690 --> 00:21:03,260
(knock on door)
605
00:21:03,260 --> 00:21:04,090
Come in.
606
00:21:07,030 --> 00:21:07,830
- Hi.
607
00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:09,530
- Hi.
608
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,530
- Uh, look, Kelly,
609
00:21:14,870 --> 00:21:16,870
I have something to tell you.
610
00:21:16,870 --> 00:21:17,940
- Let me guess.
611
00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:20,470
Not only do my friends
think I'm awful,
612
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:22,940
but Adam thinks I'm awful, too.
613
00:21:22,940 --> 00:21:24,240
Was he mad?
614
00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:26,280
- Yeah.
615
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:28,150
But not at you.
616
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:30,680
At me.
617
00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:31,590
- At you, why?
618
00:21:32,990 --> 00:21:33,850
- Because I lied.
619
00:21:35,020 --> 00:21:36,960
I never invited the
guys to the shoot,
620
00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:40,260
and I've been trying to make
you feel guilty for leaving.
621
00:21:40,260 --> 00:21:41,760
Kelly, I'm sorry.
622
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:43,930
- Why would you do
something like that?
623
00:21:43,930 --> 00:21:46,000
I'm only gonna be
gone for a month.
624
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,130
- Do you know how long
that is in teen years?
625
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:49,840
(audience laughs)
626
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:51,200
Kelly, I thought you'd
become famous and
627
00:21:51,210 --> 00:21:52,870
- Forget about you?
628
00:21:54,210 --> 00:21:57,780
- There is no way I
can compete with Paris.
629
00:21:57,780 --> 00:22:00,680
- Zack, there is no way
Paris can compete with you.
630
00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:03,320
- You mean that?
631
00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:08,360
(audience cheers)
632
00:22:10,190 --> 00:22:11,120
Good answer.
633
00:22:11,130 --> 00:22:12,760
(audience laughs)
634
00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:15,300
- Listen, if you don't
want me to go, just say so.
635
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:19,400
- I want you to go.
636
00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:20,900
- Good, 'cause I
was gonna go anyway.
637
00:22:20,900 --> 00:22:22,670
(audience laughs)
638
00:22:22,670 --> 00:22:23,870
- You were?
639
00:22:23,870 --> 00:22:25,270
- I guess you'll never know.
640
00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:28,880
- Yeah, I guess I deserve that.
641
00:22:29,850 --> 00:22:31,680
Have a great time, Kelly.
642
00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:34,480
- You know, I wish I
could spend some more time
643
00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:35,920
with the gang before I leave.
644
00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:38,550
- You want it?
645
00:22:38,550 --> 00:22:39,990
You got it.
646
00:22:39,990 --> 00:22:41,220
Guys.
647
00:22:41,220 --> 00:22:42,190
- Right on.
648
00:22:42,190 --> 00:22:43,020
- Ta-da!
649
00:22:43,020 --> 00:22:44,790
- Kelly, bon voyage!
650
00:22:44,790 --> 00:22:47,390
(upbeat music)
651
00:22:50,330 --> 00:22:52,870
(upbeat music)
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