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(school bell rings)
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♪ When I wake up
in the morning ♪
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♪ And the 'larm
gives out a warning ♪
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♪ I don't think I'll
ever make it on time ♪
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♪ By the time I grab my books ♪
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♪ And I give myself a look ♪
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♪ I'm at the corner just in
time to see the bus fly by ♪
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♪ It's all right 'cause
I'm saved by the bell ♪
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♪ If the teacher pops a test ♪
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♪ I know I'm in a mess ♪
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♪ And my dog ate all my
homework last night ♪
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♪ Riding low in my chair ♪
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♪ She won't know
that I'm there ♪
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♪ If I can hand it in
tomorrow, it'll be all right ♪
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♪ It's all right 'cause
I'm saved by the bell ♪
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(upbeat rock music)
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♪ It's all right 'cause
I'm saved by the ♪
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♪ It's all right 'cause
I'm saved by the ♪
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♪ It's all right 'cause
I'm saved by the bell ♪
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(upbeat music)
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- Hey Screech, I thought
I knew every hiding place
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in the school.
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How'd you find it?
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- Oh a bully dumped me
down the garbage chute.
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Someday I'm gonna get
even with that girl.
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- Wow look at these posters.
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We got The Rolling Stones.
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Hey Jimi Hendrix.
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- Hey who are the three
guys with Paul McCartney?
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- It's the Beatles, you idiot.
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- Paul never would have
made it if he would
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have stuck with those wimps.
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- Hey I wonder
what's under here?
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Wow look at this.
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KKTY FM, home of Tiger Radio?
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Screech, Bayside
has a radio station.
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- Wow.
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- Huh.
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Hey (chuckles).
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Hey there it's time to
rock and roll with your
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main music man Zack Morris
here on KKTY, Bayside.
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- Cool.
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- Hey I wonder if this
thing still works.
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- Well only one way to find out.
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(electricity crackling)
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♪ KKTY, Bayside ♪
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- I think it works!
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- Mr Belding, is it true that
Bayside had a radio station?
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- Absolutely.
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KKTY was the voice of
Bayside in the 60s.
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Hey, it was one
smoking music machine.
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- Who ran it, sir?
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- Well the hippest,
hottest, most rad DJ ever.
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(upbeat rock music)
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Oh wow, hey wasn't
that a happening tune?
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I'm the Big Bopper and
you beautiful people
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are grooving to KKTY, the
most out of sight station
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in the nation, can you dig it?
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♪ KKTY, Tigers ♪
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- Now groove to this groove.
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(rock music)
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- [Announcer] Richard Belding.
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This is the principal.
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Report to my office immediately.
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- Man, what does
that jerk want now?
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- You were the Big Bopper?
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- That was the master
blaster, the boss.
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- I thought
Springsteen was boss.
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- Nah, he stole it from me.
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- Well sir we'd like to
put KKTY back on the air.
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- [Kelly] Yeah.
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- What?
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- We would like--
- I heard you.
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The answer is no.
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- Why not?
- It's just not a good idea,
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trust me on this one.
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- Mr. Belding, just think
how it helps school spirit.
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- Yeah.
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- And give us something to
listen to besides teachers.
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- And you can give us the
benefit of your vast knowledge
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of, um, radioisms.
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(clears throat)
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- Radioisms?
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- Hey I don't see
you sucking up.
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- Sir, let us follow in your
footsteps and learn from
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the Big Bopper.
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Bopper, bopper.
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- [Together] Bopper,
bopper, bopper, bopper--
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- Oh all right, all right,
all right, all right.
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All right, but on one condition.
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I have the final say about
what goes out on the air.
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Huh, all right, now,
you were saying?
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Bopper, bopper.
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- [Together] Bopper,
bopper, bopper, bopper.
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- Okay troops, everyone's
got their assignment.
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It looks like Tiger
Radio is ready to roar.
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- Wait not so fast, Preppy.
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You've given everyone
a job but me.
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- What do you wanna do?
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- Sports.
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- What are you gonna do,
wrestle on the radio?
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- No I wanna be a sportscaster.
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- Well I didn't know that.
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- Sure, when I watch
the games on TV,
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I turn down the sound
and do the play by play.
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- All right Slater, if
you want it, you got it.
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- All right, great.
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I'm gonna be the most talked
about guy on Tiger Radio.
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You'll see, man.
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Hey, great trick, Max.
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You shrunk the food.
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Can we have our real orders?
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- Sorry kids, these
are your real orders.
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My costs have gone sky
high and I had to cut back.
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- Sorry Max, I didn't know.
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- That's terrible.
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- Thanks for understanding.
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Hey, good luck with
the radio station,
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I'm sure you'll all be great.
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- Thanks, Max.
- Thanks.
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- Oh I haven't seen Max that
depressed since the time
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he made his dog
disappear and forgot how
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to bring Fluffy back.
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- I know, I wonder whatever
happened to that dog.
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- What?
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- Good morning, Bayside!
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Hey and all you kids cutting
schooL in the Palisades
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and at the beach,
this is Wolf Man Zack.
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(howls like a wolf)
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Hey it's Bayside freshest,
hottest, hippest new station
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KKTY FM, Tiger Radio.
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(roars like a tiger)
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- Bad food hits Bayside,
students hit bathrooms.
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This is Jessie
Spano for KKTY News.
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I caught up with Mr.
Belding running out of
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the cafeteria today and he
assured me that green meat
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would no longer be serves.
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- Hi this is Lisa
your galloping gossip
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with everything you wanna know
that's none of your business.
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Flash, Debbie DeMarco's
new curse came
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with Debbie's new sweater.
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- Hello, this is Kelly Desire.
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It's evening, the
candles are lit,
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and you're with
the one you love.
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All that's missing is that
special romantic song.
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(heavy rock music)
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- Thunder and lightning
raged outside your old
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Victorian house.
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There was a scream
(high-pitched scream).
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Evelyn's heart pounded.
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(smacking chest)
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As she slowly opened
the bedroom door--
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(makes creaking sound)
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She saw an ax and
recognized the face of--
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- That's all the
time we have today.
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Tune in tomorrow for another
exciting installment of--
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- Screech's history theater.
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- And now look alive,
sports fans 'cause on deck
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it's Tiger Radio sports
reporter AC Slater.
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(trumpeting music)
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- Hey, thanks Wolf Man.
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Okay, first thing's
first, let's check out
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the old scoreboard, huh?
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I mean, hey, give me a break,
it's not that old, right?
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(honks horn)
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Anyway, in local high
school action, it was,
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it was Bayside
five, Valley four.
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I guess that means we
won, right math majors?
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(honks horn)
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This is AC Slater.
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And just remember fans,
in the airport of life,
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sports is just the baggage.
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Think about it (honks horn).
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(trumpeting music)
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All right, so what do you think?
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- Uh, we're thinking about it.
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- See Preppy I told
you I was good.
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(upbeat music)
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- Hey guys, I think I
know what'd help Slater.
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- [Girls] What?
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- A muzzle.
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- Do you think we should be
honest to tell he stinks?
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- How can we without
hurting his feelings?
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- Why don't we just wave
a skunk in front of him?
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- You know Screech, for
once you have a good idea.
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- We can't do that,
this is Slater's dream.
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- You know maybe we're
being overcritical because
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we expected him to be better.
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- I bet the average listener
thinks he's just fine.
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Excuse me.
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What do you guys
think of Tiger Radio?
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- Radical.
- Really cool.
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- The best, man.
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- And what do you think of
our sports reporter AC Slater?
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- Awful.
- The worst.
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- Someone should wave a
skunk in front of him.
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- See?
- That's it.
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We've gotta get rid of Slater.
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- Why do we have
to get rid of him?
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- Yeah, why don't we help him?
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- Hey good idea.
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Staple his lips.
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So Slater, the less you say,
the more impact you'll have.
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- You really think so?
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- Hey I wrote the copy for you.
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I mean you're our top draw.
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- Great.
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- I mean we wanna leave
them wanting more.
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- Well I'm not so sure, Preppy.
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- Well according to
our latest survey,
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98% of our listeners want
it short, fast, and often.
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- Yeah?
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What do the other 2% want?
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- A date with Paula Abdul.
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- With a sizzling
copy like this,
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you're headed for the
radio hall of fame.
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- Right?
- You betcha.
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- This is AC Slater.
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Today's scores are three
oh, six one, 10 two.
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Thank you.
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That's it?
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- Hey it's sharp, it's
snappy, it's full--
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- Slater it's you.
- Yeah.
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- When did you say I'll be on?
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- Every chance we get, I
mean, you could be looking at
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twice the air time.
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- Now that I like.
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10 two.
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10 two.
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Two 10.
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- All right.
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- Do you think we're
doing the right thing?
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- Hey is Belding balding?
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- Hey Zack, Zack, I was
researching a news story
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and I found out that the
Bayside school district
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owns the Max.
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- You're kidding.
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- No, and if Max doesn't come
up with $10,000 in back rent
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by next week, our favorite
hangout will be turned
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into a parking lot.
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- We can't let this happen.
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- What can we do?
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- I think it's time we use
the power of the air waves.
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Let's do it.
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All right, here we go.
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Ready Jessie?
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(clicks audio board)
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- This is Jessie Spano with
a Tiger Radio news flash.
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It looks like the end
of a student tradition
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if the greedy,
deceitful, irresponsible
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Bayside school
board has its way.
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(soft music)
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- Greedy?
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Deceitful?
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- Don't forget irresponsible.
256
00:11:33,190 --> 00:11:34,990
- No, you guys
are irresponsible.
257
00:11:34,990 --> 00:11:36,990
- We have an obligation
to report the truth.
258
00:11:36,990 --> 00:11:38,160
- The truth?
259
00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:40,090
You and Pinocchio Morris?
260
00:11:41,560 --> 00:11:43,760
The truth is that every
member of the school board
261
00:11:43,770 --> 00:11:45,300
has called threatening
to have me fired.
262
00:11:45,300 --> 00:11:46,600
Now is that what you want?
263
00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:48,400
- Well.
264
00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:51,770
- What about the Max,
should we just sit back
265
00:11:51,770 --> 00:11:53,010
and watch it be demolished?
266
00:11:53,010 --> 00:11:54,510
- Well better than my career.
267
00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:59,450
- Mr. Belding, the Max
is very important to us,
268
00:11:59,450 --> 00:12:00,850
can't you help?
269
00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:02,920
- I wish I could, but
the school board has made
270
00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:05,720
their decision and I am not
going to stick my neck out
271
00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:07,420
over this radio station again.
272
00:12:08,420 --> 00:12:09,260
- Again?
273
00:12:10,490 --> 00:12:13,830
- Now, drop the protest
and that's final.
274
00:12:13,830 --> 00:12:16,130
Excuse me but I have to
go assure the school board
275
00:12:16,130 --> 00:12:17,560
that this matter is closed.
276
00:12:18,870 --> 00:12:20,630
- Come on Jessie.
277
00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:24,170
There's something
he's not telling us.
278
00:12:24,170 --> 00:12:25,940
- What do you think it is?
279
00:12:25,940 --> 00:12:27,240
- I don't know, you're the
investigative reporter,
280
00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:28,610
see what you can dig up.
281
00:12:28,610 --> 00:12:30,010
- What are you gonna do?
282
00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:31,380
- I'm gonna play principal.
283
00:12:33,020 --> 00:12:34,750
This is Mr. Belding.
284
00:12:34,750 --> 00:12:35,620
School's out.
285
00:12:37,420 --> 00:12:39,090
- [Kelly] The school
paper just reviewed us.
286
00:12:39,090 --> 00:12:40,350
- What did they say?
287
00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:41,860
- I don't know, I'm
too nervous to look.
288
00:12:41,860 --> 00:12:43,690
(gasps) What if he
didn't like my outfit?
289
00:12:43,690 --> 00:12:45,430
- Lisa, we're on
the radio, remember,
290
00:12:45,430 --> 00:12:46,590
he can't see us.
291
00:12:49,170 --> 00:12:50,870
- Hey look at this.
292
00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:54,870
Tiger Radio really cooks when
Wolf Man Zack is on the prowl.
293
00:12:54,870 --> 00:12:56,370
Hey.
294
00:12:56,370 --> 00:12:58,640
- Jessie Spano has a nose for
news and I smell a winner.
295
00:12:58,640 --> 00:13:00,710
- Kelly Desire's voice
could heat your jacuzzi.
296
00:13:00,710 --> 00:13:02,740
The girl is H-O-T.
297
00:13:02,750 --> 00:13:04,980
- Lisa's galloping gossip
is off to a fast start.
298
00:13:04,980 --> 00:13:07,450
She's funny, charming,
and a great dresser.
299
00:13:07,450 --> 00:13:08,280
See?
300
00:13:09,590 --> 00:13:10,990
- This guy really liked us.
301
00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:13,420
- Uh, most of us.
302
00:13:13,420 --> 00:13:15,920
AC Slater stinks.
303
00:13:15,930 --> 00:13:18,390
- Someone should wave a
skunk in front of him?
304
00:13:19,930 --> 00:13:22,500
- Poor Slater.
- Hey guys, what's up?
305
00:13:24,570 --> 00:13:25,730
What are you doing?
306
00:13:25,730 --> 00:13:28,000
- Hey guys, the station
just got reviewed.
307
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:28,940
- Really?
308
00:13:28,940 --> 00:13:29,770
Hey what'd he say about me?
309
00:13:29,770 --> 00:13:30,600
- You stink.
310
00:13:33,140 --> 00:13:34,310
- Let me see that.
311
00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:40,050
AC Slater is boring, dull,
and should become a mime.
312
00:13:41,180 --> 00:13:43,820
(chuckles) Hey can
you believe this guy?
313
00:13:43,820 --> 00:13:45,490
He thinks I'm no
good (chuckles).
314
00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:49,860
(Zack whistles)
315
00:13:49,860 --> 00:13:53,060
Oh, so that's why
you cut back my time.
316
00:13:53,060 --> 00:13:55,860
- Slater we just didn't
wanna hurt your feelings.
317
00:13:55,870 --> 00:13:57,660
- I'd rather get the
truth from my friends
318
00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:59,600
than read it in some
stupid newspaper.
319
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:01,840
I quit.
320
00:14:06,810 --> 00:14:09,510
- Zack, Zack, I found
what you're looking for.
321
00:14:09,510 --> 00:14:12,080
- (sighs) A peep hole in
the girls' locker room.
322
00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:13,810
- No.
- Oh.
323
00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:15,550
- I found what
Belding was hiding.
324
00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:19,350
Look what's in this old
school newspaper from 1968.
325
00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:21,890
- DJ Belding moons school board?
326
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:26,130
Picture on page three and four?
327
00:14:29,930 --> 00:14:32,830
Whoa, now that's a side
of him I've never seen.
328
00:14:34,940 --> 00:14:38,570
- Apparently Mr. Belding was
the Zack Morris of the 60s.
329
00:14:38,570 --> 00:14:39,610
(knocking at door)
330
00:14:39,610 --> 00:14:40,440
- Come in.
331
00:14:42,750 --> 00:14:45,010
(chuckles)
332
00:14:45,010 --> 00:14:47,080
Well Morris, what'd
you do this time?
333
00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:49,120
- Well I've been doing
a little reading, sir.
334
00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:52,220
Pages three and four
are quite interesting.
335
00:14:52,220 --> 00:14:53,350
- Where'd you get that?
336
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:58,130
- Hippie Richie Belding
was ordered to drop his
337
00:14:58,130 --> 00:15:01,360
on-air protests of the school
ban on jeans and long hair.
338
00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:03,600
Belding dropped his
bell bottoms instead.
339
00:15:04,870 --> 00:15:08,140
(mumbles) Responded by
dropping station KKTY.
340
00:15:08,140 --> 00:15:09,540
- Okay Morris.
341
00:15:09,540 --> 00:15:11,310
What do you want?
342
00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:12,910
- I want you to convince
the school board
343
00:15:12,910 --> 00:15:14,640
not to close down the Max.
344
00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:16,080
- Oh I see.
345
00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:18,010
And if I don't, you're
gonna show the student body
346
00:15:18,010 --> 00:15:19,810
my student body?
347
00:15:19,820 --> 00:15:21,950
Zack, if that picture
gets out it could ruin me,
348
00:15:21,950 --> 00:15:22,980
is that what you want?
349
00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:24,390
- No.
350
00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:25,520
I just want you to
remember what it was like
351
00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:27,190
to be a kid.
352
00:15:27,190 --> 00:15:30,090
I mean when you cared as much
about jeans and long hair
353
00:15:30,090 --> 00:15:31,630
as we do about the Max.
354
00:15:31,630 --> 00:15:35,130
- Zack, that was a different
time, they are not the same.
355
00:15:35,130 --> 00:15:37,700
- No sir, you're the
one who's not the same.
356
00:15:39,140 --> 00:15:42,370
I guess you forget what's more
important when you get old.
357
00:15:42,370 --> 00:15:44,100
You're not the guy
I'm looking for.
358
00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:46,410
There's the guy I need.
359
00:15:51,380 --> 00:15:52,350
- Zack Morris.
360
00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:55,250
- What?
361
00:15:57,750 --> 00:15:59,350
(sighs)
362
00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:00,550
- Help me find the old me.
363
00:16:03,460 --> 00:16:04,620
- Welcome back, Bopper.
364
00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:09,060
(upbeat music)
365
00:16:21,380 --> 00:16:23,510
♪ KKTY, Bayside ♪
366
00:16:23,510 --> 00:16:26,580
- Hey, welcome to the
KKTY radiothon broadcast
367
00:16:26,580 --> 00:16:28,180
from the Max save the Max.
368
00:16:28,180 --> 00:16:30,350
We've got music,
we've got dancing.
369
00:16:30,350 --> 00:16:33,790
Now all we need is you and
$10,000 by noon tomorrow.
370
00:16:33,790 --> 00:16:36,720
Now I'd like to introduce
the man who's idea this was,
371
00:16:36,730 --> 00:16:39,530
the Big Bopper Richie Belding.
372
00:16:39,530 --> 00:16:42,260
(crowd applauds)
373
00:16:43,230 --> 00:16:44,470
- Thanks Wolf Man Zack.
374
00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:46,570
You know as KKTY's
first living legend,
375
00:16:46,570 --> 00:16:48,300
I'd like to kick this
off the way I used to
376
00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:50,000
kick off my old show.
377
00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:51,910
It's time for--
378
00:16:51,910 --> 00:16:53,570
♪ Bel bel bel bel da
ding ding ding ding ♪
379
00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:55,880
♪ Bel bel bel bel ding
da dong ding bell ♪
380
00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:57,110
(chuckles)
381
00:16:57,110 --> 00:16:59,780
(crowd applauds)
382
00:16:59,780 --> 00:17:01,220
- Thank you, Bopper.
383
00:17:03,150 --> 00:17:05,120
And now for all the dirt
the National Inquirer
384
00:17:05,120 --> 00:17:09,590
hasn't found out yet, here's
Lisa our galloping gossip.
385
00:17:09,590 --> 00:17:12,990
(crowd applauds)
386
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,790
- Hey dudes, let's dish.
387
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:17,300
Okay Bobby Tucker thinks
he's going steady with
388
00:17:17,300 --> 00:17:19,430
Cindy Wasserman, but what
Bobby doesn't know is
389
00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:21,070
that Cindy's been seen
two nights this week
390
00:17:21,070 --> 00:17:22,000
with someone else.
391
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,600
Who?
392
00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:26,510
Hey, if you wanna know the
trash, you gotta pay the cash.
393
00:17:26,510 --> 00:17:27,340
- Ooh.
394
00:17:30,010 --> 00:17:31,150
(phone rings)
395
00:17:31,150 --> 00:17:32,150
- All right.
396
00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:36,320
Oh, look who just dropped in.
397
00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:38,350
It's the star of
Married With Children,
398
00:17:38,350 --> 00:17:41,520
my favorite TV
lowlife, Al Bundy.
399
00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:44,820
(crowd applauds)
400
00:17:44,830 --> 00:17:45,660
- Give me it.
401
00:17:47,530 --> 00:17:50,930
It's an honor to be
here to help you guys
402
00:17:50,930 --> 00:17:52,170
save this dump.
403
00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:55,000
- It's not a dump, Al,
it's a very nice place.
404
00:17:56,170 --> 00:17:57,770
- Hey what do I
know about taste?
405
00:17:57,770 --> 00:17:59,010
I married Peg (chuckles).
406
00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:02,410
- Hey hey hey.
407
00:18:02,410 --> 00:18:03,240
All right.
408
00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:06,280
Well Jessie what's
our total so far?
409
00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:08,450
- Well the sometimes people
have pledged and donated is
410
00:18:08,450 --> 00:18:11,990
$2,853.
411
00:18:11,990 --> 00:18:13,550
- All right.
412
00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:15,020
(crowd applauds)
413
00:18:15,020 --> 00:18:17,290
Keep those pledges coming,
let's keep 'em coming.
414
00:18:17,290 --> 00:18:19,030
- Here this is for you.
415
00:18:19,030 --> 00:18:19,860
- Really?
416
00:18:21,630 --> 00:18:22,460
Hello?
417
00:18:23,830 --> 00:18:24,660
Hey buddy.
418
00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:27,230
- I wanna pledge my savings.
419
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:29,400
Put me down for $100.
420
00:18:29,410 --> 00:18:30,240
- Thanks Slater.
421
00:18:31,340 --> 00:18:33,040
Look I'm sorry
about what happened.
422
00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:35,440
Hey why don't you come down,
we could use your help.
423
00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:36,980
- You don't need me.
424
00:18:36,980 --> 00:18:39,050
I'll just ruin everything.
425
00:18:39,050 --> 00:18:41,820
(phone clatters)
426
00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:49,220
- Well Jessie add another $100.
427
00:18:49,230 --> 00:18:50,520
What's our total so far?
428
00:18:51,390 --> 00:18:54,060
- $8,134.
429
00:18:54,060 --> 00:18:56,730
We are doing great and we have
the whole night ahead of us.
430
00:18:56,730 --> 00:18:57,730
- All right.
431
00:18:57,730 --> 00:19:00,330
(crowd applauds)
432
00:19:02,340 --> 00:19:04,740
(soft music)
433
00:19:14,180 --> 00:19:16,280
- Hey, here's one of
my favorite songs from
434
00:19:16,290 --> 00:19:19,090
late great 1968.
435
00:19:20,060 --> 00:19:22,460
(rock music)
436
00:19:23,590 --> 00:19:24,890
- Mr. Belding, what
are we gonna do?
437
00:19:24,890 --> 00:19:26,760
The phones have stopped
ringing hours ago
438
00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:28,300
and everybody's passed out.
439
00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:30,660
- Don't worry, Wolf Man, the
Big Bopper can go all night,
440
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,230
just watch me bring it home.
441
00:19:34,070 --> 00:19:37,370
(Belding snoring)
442
00:19:37,370 --> 00:19:39,570
- We desperately need your
support to keep us going.
443
00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:41,510
(sighs)
444
00:19:41,510 --> 00:19:44,780
We only need 1600 more.
445
00:19:44,780 --> 00:19:47,010
No, 1700 more.
446
00:19:48,420 --> 00:19:50,720
(exasperated sigh) We
just need more money now.
447
00:19:51,990 --> 00:19:54,250
♪ Whoa whoa, I need your money ♪
448
00:19:54,260 --> 00:19:56,390
♪ I need your love ♪
449
00:19:56,390 --> 00:20:00,130
♪ I need your honey when
push comes to shove ♪
450
00:20:00,130 --> 00:20:01,430
- Hey Preppy.
451
00:20:01,430 --> 00:20:02,960
Preppy, wake up.
452
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:07,130
Here's my $100, and an
extra 25 from my dad.
453
00:20:08,300 --> 00:20:10,170
- Thanks Slater,
we're still short.
454
00:20:10,170 --> 00:20:11,770
Can't talk anymore.
455
00:20:11,770 --> 00:20:13,970
I don't think the
Max is gonna make it.
456
00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:15,110
- We'll see about that.
457
00:20:16,010 --> 00:20:17,340
Give me this mic.
458
00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:19,650
All right everybody, listen up.
459
00:20:19,650 --> 00:20:22,750
I'm AC Slater and I've
got something to say.
460
00:20:22,750 --> 00:20:25,320
(crowd groaning and
talking indistinctly)
461
00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:27,150
- Quiet.
- Sh sh sh sh.
462
00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:28,860
- Look I used to
move around a lot.
463
00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:31,660
I never had a place I
could actually call home.
464
00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:33,960
'Til I came to Bayside.
465
00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:38,870
Now for the first time,
I have real friends.
466
00:20:38,870 --> 00:20:40,330
And a cool place to hang out.
467
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:43,800
It's kinda like a second home.
468
00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:46,810
Whenever I'm bummed, there's
always someone here to help.
469
00:20:48,210 --> 00:20:51,480
Now I know it's late
and everyone's tired.
470
00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:54,450
And the easy thing to
do is to quit, right,
471
00:20:54,450 --> 00:20:57,350
but hey, quitting never works.
472
00:20:57,350 --> 00:21:00,320
Guys we can't give up.
- No.
473
00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:02,190
- No we've gotta
save this place.
474
00:21:02,190 --> 00:21:03,620
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
475
00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:05,790
- So get off your tails
and make a donation.
476
00:21:05,790 --> 00:21:07,630
(crowd cheers)
477
00:21:07,630 --> 00:21:09,530
Let's keep the Max alive!
478
00:21:09,530 --> 00:21:12,900
(crowd cheering)
479
00:21:12,900 --> 00:21:15,670
Hey hey hey, don't
get so excited yet.
480
00:21:15,670 --> 00:21:17,400
Let's see if anyone calls.
481
00:21:20,910 --> 00:21:21,740
- Come on, ring.
482
00:21:26,380 --> 00:21:28,720
(phone rings)
483
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:32,090
(multiple phones ringing)
484
00:21:32,090 --> 00:21:33,820
(crowd cheering)
485
00:21:33,820 --> 00:21:36,490
(upbeat music)
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