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Murder in the suburbs
Applejack

I can not believe it,

that you gave us a date with a couple of cops.

I thought we might have something in common.

For instance? Blood type?

They were funny.

No Scribbs, it was

two men who really wanted sex.

The one with the broken nose wasn't so bad.

Yes, and this thing "catch food with your mouth" -

just beautiful.

Where did you meet them?

Say it was a dark place.

In the dining room.

Excellent.

You meet two strange men in the dining room

and they ask if you have a girlfriend.

Super.

What's my one big rule about men, Scribbs?

Shouldn't they be married?

No, different.

No bad boys.

- Because?
- They are bad.

- And?
- They are boys.

Thanks.

Next time you ask me to go on a date with you

i want a color photo

and the recommendation of at least three women,

before I even think about it.

Got it?

Yes.

What happened to the superpowers?

No more.

Scribbs, you're not answering calls.

Yes I know. And I am very sorry.

This is right for your screensaver.

What do we know?

Woman, about 30,

no signs of burglary and robbery.

Time and reason?

Probably more than 8 hours ago, but less than 24 hours ago.

Multiple stab wounds to the chest.

Are there signs of resistance?

Yes. One cut in the palm of the right hand.

How did they get in?

Either she let them in, or they had the keys.

Do you know who she is?

Nicola Pengelli.

She has her own business, recruitment consultancy,

lives alone, mother in the north,

obviously listening to music too loudly.

Just like me.

- Are there any witnesses?
- Not yet.

The team is now walking around the neighbors.

I hope they figure something out.

Who found the body?

Ralph Mitchell, groom. He's outside.

What's going on there?

The groom builds her a Jacuzzi.

Nicely.

Ma'am, watch the Applejack video.

- Ash?
- Yes?

Let's listen.

Hey. You called Nikki.

Please leave a message after the tone.

Thanks. While.

Sorry, Mr. Mitchell.

You are not allowed to touch anything.

Sorry sir. Sorry.

I should have finished 3 months ago.

- I told her that she would be ready.
"Give it away."

A promise is a promise.

Everything is good. Everything is good. Let him go.

I am Detective Asherst, Middleford Criminal Investigation Department.

This is an active crime scene, Mr. Mitchell.

Her birthday is less than 3 weeks away.

If only I worked a couple of hours more.

Why don't you come into the house

and let these officers do their job?

When you came in this morning and she didn't answer,

you logged in yourself.

Right?

- Do you have a key?
- Yes.

What time exactly was it?

I think about 9:00.

How long have you known Nikola?

About a year.

When was the last time you saw her alive?

Yesterday at lunchtime.

Was that the last time you spoke to her?

No. We spoke on the phone last night.

At what time?

I think about 10:00.

As far as you can tell, was everything all right?

Everything was fine.

After that, did you leave messages?

Are you sure about that?

In your opinion,

could anyone wish Nicola any harm?

Maybe you should talk to her ex-husband, Gavin Webb.

Why?

He wanted to be with her again.

Nikki said no.

If anyone had a reason to kill her, he did.

Men drive cars.

Women have a relationship with them.

This handsome man will not only take you.

He will show you the most enjoyable ride of your life.

But will he respect you in the morning?

I warned her about him.

I said she was making a big mistake.

Are you assuming that Ralph Mitchell has

attitude towards Nicola's death, Mr. Webb?

I am not suggesting anything.

I tell you that he killed her.

With all due respect sir

why does he need it?

He and Nikki wanted to get married.

In his dreams.

He was just a temporary fucker that she picked up

in this ... stupid singles club.

What is a singles club?

Uh ... Applejack.

There they met.

Nikki would never have married a monkey like that.

She was just waiting for the right moment to give it up.

Did she tell you that?

So were you still close?

Closer than many married couples.

Although you were no longer married,

and weren't even a couple?

I made a mistake, detective sergeant

and Nikki hasn't forgiven me.

But this does not mean that we have stopped loving each other.

What are you doing here?

It's obvious what happened.

She told him that she was leaving, he killed her.

I guess you could say she prefers to use her body

glorifying its full splendor in public.

Or you can just say that she is a whore.

Yes. Something tells me

that we say this with great pleasure.

To you or to me?

Coward!

What is it?

Video of the victim, the boss, Nicola Pengelli,

from the foam party at Applejack.

Where?

To Applejack.

This is a club for rich singles.

I thought you said she was married.

"Married" means "divorced."

And "divorced" means "engaged to someone else."

Hmm.

Why does a woman of such beauty come to a singles club?

You haven't been out for a long time, boss.

The warehouses are not very well stocked.

The girl needs any handicap that comes her way.

This groom - what is known about him?

Ralph Mitchell.

Conviction for assault 3 years ago.

Serious?

No. Smashed a jacuzzi that he didn't get paid for.

6 months probation.

And I checked Gavin Webb's alibi.

He played cards, left at 10:00.

Came home at 11:00.

And we know it was at 11:00, because a neighbor saw him.

Anything interesting?

Maybe.

Notice the third finger on the left hand.

What happened to the ring?

I think you have a motive - robbery.

If it was a robbery, why didn't they clean it up?

Exactly. Why did they take only this ring?

Are you absolutely sure that he is not in the house?

No. We searched every centimeter there.

It definitely disappeared.

She could just lose him.

Ha! Trust me, you can't just lose a ring this size.

What are you getting at?

Nicola Pengelli and Ralph Mitchell

were going to get married,

so maybe someone didn't want it to happen.

If the motive is not robbery

then maybe it's personal.

Are you running late?

Yes. I have a lunch meeting.

A passionate date?

However, like everyone else.

Okay, work on it, but keep me posted.

ABOUT!

Do you think he's gay?

"Gay" means "Never bothered me yet.

Therefore, it should be. "

I think more, "Incredibly beautiful.

What's the catch?"

My sister has a jacuzzi.

Your sister also has a divorce.

So it doesn't help.

Very relaxing.

You have to try.

It's just a bath with friends.

Do you think I need to relax?

She just said.

Nikki's engagement ring.

You, by chance, do not remember

it was on her,

when did you last see her?

She always wore it.

What? What happened?

We're not entirely sure, but it seems to be missing.

Do you know where it might be?

No.

Gavin Webb said she changed her mind

marry you.

It's a bullshit.

Gavin just hated the very fact that I made her happy.

That's all.

You said Nikki called you the night she was killed.

Yes.

According to the call printout,

she called you around 10:00 and you spoke for 5 and a half minutes,

and then you called her and said

this time just 12 seconds.

Are you wondering what the hell you can say to someone

in just 12 seconds, right?

"I love you sweet.

I will love you forever.

I will never stop loving you.

Good night."

We spent most of the nights together.

On rare occasions, we were separate.

I made it a rule never to end the day

without telling her at least once.

Have you ever received one of these "I will love you forever" calls

from Marcus?

Marcus was a bastard, Scribbs.

He never called me. Dot.

Men are bastards. And why does the Lord create them?

You should be grateful to the bastards, Scribbs.

They help us appreciate the good and the boring.

People say we are the marriage agency for the wealthy elite of the suburb.

It is not true.

Of course, we like it when our clients are financially independent.

But despite this, anyone can join the club.

Cardiac surgeons, roofing contractors.

We have all.

We run weekly events, monthly, whatever.

As much as you want.

It all depends on you.

Everything, in fact, for a successful single life.

Is it a successful lonely life

does not imply a desire to no longer be alone?

I think it's a matter of choice.

Sometimes alone, sometimes not.

Alone, but not alone. This rule is.

What about Nikola Pengelli?

How long has she been a member of the club?

A little over a year.

She was a very special person

itself ... the element.

What is a love card?

As the facts show,

when we evaluate a potential partner,

it takes less than 0.1 seconds.

The problem is, we are usually wrong.

With a love card, you have your own unique subconscious guide

according to your ideal partner.

How does it work?

Basically, she tells us

about our personal stimulating signals -

what I call "triggering feelings".

Mouth shape, eye color,

a special type of laugh.

What about Nikola Pengelli? What was her "feeling trigger"?

Nikki liked strong, confident men -

what we sometimes call the "driving factor".

Men like Ralph Mitchell?

Yes, he was the one

with whom she had a certain relationship, yes.

Even more than a relationship. They were going to get married.

Yes.

You did not approve of this.

It's not my business to approve or disapprove.

If two of your club members have reached

this level of understanding,

I'm just happy.

Do you keep a dossier on them?

Yes, of course.

To correct the love cards of club members,

I keep complete data about them.

Problems?

I think you need to talk to my wife, Maxine.

She keeps track of members in the club.

I think she deleted Nikki's dossier yesterday.

She indicated that she would like to terminate her membership

immediately.

And I'm afraid I have a fad about efficiency.

That's it.

And she left.

did she come here?

We spoke on the phone.

She said why she was leaving?

She felt that one of the members of the club condemned her.

You have to understand, she's a party girl.

And she did what the party girls always do.

She tempted fate.

Did I personally like her? No, really.

Am I sorry she died? Of course it's a pity.

It was easy to have fun with her.

It's always good in my business.

As for the "relationship" of Nikki and Ralph,

who knows?

Maybe it worked.

But are you in doubt?

Let's just say it was a whirlwind romance.

Have you spoken to Hazel Lawrence?

She is also from our club.

He and Nikki were friends.

I'm sure she'll be happy to tell you something.

Excellent. Thanks.

I would be extremely grateful if the name "Applejack"

will not be mentioned anywhere.

One way or another, this has no direct relation to us,

and we need to think about our reputation.

Hazel Lawrence, girlfriend.

According to Maxine Appleby.

Are there any successes?

No. I called her at home. Nobody answered.

And I sent a message to her at work.

When was she last seen?

At the Applejack beach party on the night Nikki was killed.

So let's collect all the facts.

Nikki Pengelli has 2 men in her life.

- Yes, which we know about.
- More is already greed.

Gavin, ex-husband and downright creepy guy

and Ralph, the Jacuzzi fiancé she met at Applejack,

dating club for the rich,

led by an incredibly slippery Redmond

and his bionic wife, Maxine.

Have you ever thought about a dating club, Scribbs?

In the sense of "This can be fun"

or in a moment of despair

"How the hell can I find someone?"

We've already discussed this, right?

Yes, Ash, we discuss this every Monday.

Okay, let's move on.

Hazel Lawrence was the victim's girlfriend.

Hello.

Okay.

Yes thank you. Thank you very much.

No no.

This is just a routine investigation. Thank you bye.

This is boss Hazel.

She didn’t show up for work and didn’t call that she was ill.

This is very unusual for her.

Clear. Let's go.

You know what I like about the suburbs, Scribbs?

No. What?

How inert everything happens here.

Cheating, murder, wife swap

and all the lawns are trimmed anyway.

Hazel!

Hazel Lawrence!

We are looking for Hazel Lawrence.

Who you are?

AND.

I haven't seen her for several days.

Does she have spare keys?

Don't you need a warrant?

Don't you need a haircut?

God, I vowed not to say this until I had children myself.

See what this job does to you?

They are under the pot.

I...

I'll go get dressed.

Yes, please.

This is something else that I never thought I would hear from you.

No mess, no dirt.

Sounds like your house, Ash.

No, it looks like mine.

This is called cleaning up.

This is what some of us do when we look at the floor.

At least my house has character.

Unfortunately, I would not like to be in it on a dark night.

Ash?

Suddenly.

It ended almost a year ago.

Then why are you sending her flowers?

Have you met Hazel Lawrence

at the same time as Nicola Pengelli?

No.

I need the truth now, Mr. Mitchell.

This happened only once, two weeks ago.

Nikki and I had a big fight.

I called Hazel.

I know it was stupid

but I just needed someone to talk to.

She told me to come.

The next morning I realized what a mistake I had made.

From Hazel I went straight to the jeweler's

and at lunchtime Nikki and I were engaged.

You're just a romantic, Ralph.

I was drunk. I made a mistake.

Why flowers?

I felt guilty.

I wanted to soften the fact that I left her.

Trust me send flowers

with the words "love forever"

this is not the best way.

When she found out that you were engaged,

did she threaten you or Nikki?

No.

Do you know where she is now?

We wanted to talk to her, but she seems to have disappeared.

I have not seen or spoken to Hazel

since the day I sent her flowers.

Hazel didn't show up for work, she didn't come home last night

and no one seems to know where she is.

And at the same time, she didn't pack her clothes

her passport did not disappear, she did not sign any checks,

and there were no payments from her credit card.

Missing or running away?

In any case, we need to find her.

A. You wanted to know what the catch is.

That's her.

It was a kiss on the cheek.

A kiss on the cheek means a friend or family member.

What about your wife?

A kiss on the cheek can also mean a wife.

What does the detective inside you say?

The detective inside me says

"What the hell am I doing standing here

and watching my boss kiss a pretty young girl? "

What does the detective inside you say?

The detective inside me says

a pretty young girl does not wear rings.

The neighbors saw a silver BMW

standing at the house of Nikola Pengelli

on the night of the murder.

Have a registration number?

Even better. There is an owner.

Mrs Tough Ass Herself, Maxine Appleby.

5 people are central to this investigation -

Nicola Pengelli, Hazel Lawrence, Ralph Mitchell,

Redmond and Maxine Appleby -

and everyone is connected with Applejack.

I think you were probably right, Scribbs.

You need to start looking at it from the inside.

Sorry?

Why do I get the impression that someone is going to say something,

what won't i like?

"School disco at Applejack.

Think back to the passions of the schoolyard. "

Not even if you pay me with chocolate.

It was entirely Sullivan's idea, I swear.

Do you seriously think that I would suggest something like this

just to see me dressed

like a cheap little slut from St Trinian's?

Here, hold my senior student badge if you feel better.

Thanks.

So you had a shape

at Lady Margaret's college for gorgeous young ladies

Or was it just pearls?

Actually, the jacket was bright red.

The skirt is green.

The socks are gray. And you have?

What? This is my school uniform.

Why doesn't it surprise me?

I hope you're not here to bother us?

In such clothes?

No, we're just studying something here.

We are not doing anything wrong.

You know, if you talk like that all the time

we will begin to suspect something.

It's true.

Well, since you're already here, let me at least buy you a drink.

Fulcrum beer. I'm right?

Exactly. And she will be orange juice.

If I think you really like it all

I'm seriously angry.

Do you understand that?

Do you know what your problem is, Ash? You never relax.

We're supposed to be at work.

But can't work be fun?

What are my two rules for fun, Scribbs?

Not here, not now?

Time, behavior, environment.

These are three rules.

Yes, and this is a murder investigation.

And we have to talk to a possible suspect.

Yes OK. Only if you don't kiss him.

It was only once, and he was found not guilty.

Do you know what they say about women with great legs?

"Does she have a job"?

Great legs, great mind,

a great person.

Yes, we talked about Hazel - Hazel Lawrence.

I was really sorry for Hazel.

Why?

She didn't know that Ralph and Nikki were engaged.

When I told her at the beach party, she was very upset.

Did she leave early?

I really don't remember.

Sorry.

Your colleague is very nice.

Yes, that's right.

How did you meet Redmond?

I won a beauty pageant.

Redmond was on the jury.

He was 33 years old and had just made his first million.

I'm sure he liked the way you stood there

in her bathing suit.

Did Nikki dance well?

She was good at everything.

She was the life and soul of the party.

Everyone loved her.

All?

All men.

So the women had a different opinion.

Why?

Why do women hate beautiful women?

You tell me.

I dont know. Life experience.

Here is your wife, Maxine,

she didn't really like Nikki, did she?

Well I'm glad you had a chance to see

what a friendly company we have here at Applejack.

And I believe that when you do your report

you mention our readiness for full cooperation.

Why didn't you say you were at Nikki's that night?

when was she killed, Mrs. Appleby?

Was it that evening?

I do not remember.

A neighbor saw your car at her house.

I wanted to talk to her.

As I told you last time

some female club members

experienced discomfort in her attitude.

He was regarded as overly predatory.

Such as Heizer Lawrence.

Did she blame Nikki for stealing Ralph from her?

She was in love. She blamed everyone.

What happened after you spoke to her?

Everything turned into a verbal skirmish.

In the end, she gave up her club membership,

and I agreed to compensate her for the subscription.

What time did you leave?

Around 9:00.

I went back to the office.

But I thought you were back at the beach party.

I was angry.

I wanted to erase her file immediately.

Very childish, I know

but nevertheless, surprisingly pleasant.

And then I went to a party.

And your husband?

He was already there.

In the presence of more than two hundred people.

I'm sure many of them

will be happy to confirm this to you.

Is Applejack the only thing you were arguing about?

Perhaps I warned her to stay away from my husband.

Perhaps you better warn your husband

stay away from her.

We know Nikki was still alive at 10:00

since she spoke to Ralph on the phone.

So if Maxine Appleby was somewhere before 9:00,

it excludes her.

And yet, I think she knows more than she says.

Maybe she is outraged by our presence here.

Or maybe she's protecting someone.

Who? Redmond?

What's the motive?

Shall we arrest him?

In this outfit? Let him continue.

Hey, Scribbs!

Will you let me in?

Gavin Webb said he played cards until 10:00

but he came home only at 11:00, as his neighbor said,

that is, it took him an hour to get home.

AND?

And I came the same way

just in rush hour,

and it took me 24 minutes and 39 seconds.

So Gavin had 35 minutes and 21 seconds left,

to make a detour to Nicola Pengelli

and come home by 11:00.

Have you applied for a love card?

I was intrigued ... and drunk.

Is this what I think?

Don't criticize my cornflake drink!

This is not a drink, Scribbs. This is poison.

You don't understand anything about a cornflake drink.

He gives me everything I need.

This is a life choice.

So what happened?

My sister ran into Danny yesterday.

This is the one who threatened to drill a hole in your head

and suck its contents with a straw

or the one who smeared his ears with suntan lotion?

You never approved of this relationship.

This was not a relationship, Scribbs.

It was an overnight stay.

It doesn't matter now anyway

because he is marrying a fairy girl.

Do I know a fairy girl?

Everyone knows a fairy girl.

Blonde, 90-60-90, 20cm heels.

Like Nikola Pengelli, but not killed.

You're right. I know her. And I hate her.

You know, there is an old expression:

"The most correct choice is the next one."

I didn't say it's a good expression.

I said it was old.

Okay. I'll talk to Gavin Webb.

You will meet Redmond. Press on him.

What would you like?

I need to ask you a few more questions.

I've told you everything I know.

This is about your testimony.

So you will never lag behind?

It is important.

I told you it was just a joke.

We both hated this song.

I just want the truth, Mr. Appleby. And that's all.

Okay. I liked her.

Hands up. Bad boy. I'm sorry.

What did Maxine think of that?

Maxine and I have a very flexible arrangement.

Flexible that she makes concessions?

You were in love with Nicola Pengelli.

Hardly in love.

Then obsessed with her?

Look, I told you, I wasn't there.

We know for sure Redmond

that Maxine's car was seen outside Nikki's house

on the evening of her murder.

Who will confirm that you were not the driver?

Okay, ask yourself a question.

If I knew Nikki was dead

why the devil should I leave this ridiculous message to her

on her answering machine?

If everything was as you said

why - why should I expose myself like that?

Who the hell is sane

will call someone who he knows is already dead?

So you say you finished playing cards at 10:00,

and arrived home at 11:00.

Taking away food from the corner.

I assume you checked that too.

Yes, it's a matter of the time it took you.

I've come the same way myself

and it took me less than 35 minutes.

And according to my calculations

you have 25 minutes left.

I had engine problems. An annoying knock.

I stopped to check, found nothing and drove on.

The beautiful woman is dead

and you have absolutely nothing -

nothing on me.

You may consider this a good job, Detective Inspector,

but I think it sounds like incompetence.

It's me.

I just found Hazel Lawrence's body.

And guess whose ring she's not wearing?

Why would I kill her? I didn't even know her.

Her corpse was found in the trunk of one of your cars.

Probably someone put it there,

to make it look like me.

Why would anyone do this?

Come on.

You know as well as I do that there is a whole list.

We're talking about murder, Mr. Webb.

I can't explain it, okay?

I was as surprised as you were when you opened the trunk.

Tell me the truth, Gavin.

I'm telling you the truth.

I may not be the nicest person in the world

but I'm not a killer.

You wanted to reunite with Nikki,

and when she said no, you killed her.

- You know it's not true.
- You killed her,

and then, in a moment of supreme bad luck, Hazel appeared.

I swear I don't know what you're talking about.

Hazel got angry

because I thought Nikki stole Ralph from her

and when she accidentally saw what you did,

you had to kill her too.

I loved Nikki.

All I needed to make her happy.

I would never harm her, no way in the world!

Detective Sergeant Scribbins entered the room.

The interview ended at 10:05.

Hope it's worth it.

I already started to get close to him.

- He didn't.
- What?

Report from the laboratory.

Prints on the knife used to kill Nikola Pengelli

owned by Hazel Lawrence,

and the blood on Hazel's clothes is Nikki's.

Can not be.

Hazel definitely killed Nikki.

What about Hazel? Who killed Hazel?

Pathologists are sure that she was killed on the same evening as Nikki,

but there is no evidence that somehow connects

this is with Gavin Webb.

No! No no no!

So Hazel Lawrence killed Nicola Pengelli.

Yes.

We have a clear match of Hazel's prints

with a print on the knife.

We know that she suffered from this situation with Ralph,

and we think that the news about Ralph's upcoming marriage with Nikki

pushed her to take decisive action.

Plus a ring.

Yes,

we think she killed Nikki and took the ring,

because I foolishly thought

that it rightfully belongs to her.

What about the blood?

Nikola Pengelli,

transported from the scene of the crime to the car by Hazel's body.

Okay, but nothing answers the question

if Hazel killed Nikki, then who killed Hazel?

Hazel was strangled.

And, as we know from past experience,

strangulation usually indicates a male offender.

Tell me the most important thing, Ash.

We're almost ready to make an arrest, boss.

I would say extremely close to this.

It's just ... we need a little more time.

The worst part?

We have no suspect and no motive.

I don't want any delay.

Change the situation and do it quickly.

Got it?

I thought if I said it quickly, it wouldn't look so bad.

Nice try.

What is not yet clear

why would someone try to hide one body,

but left something else.

Because whoever killed Hazel didn't kill Nikki.

He panicked and suggested that if the corpse was hidden,

we can never link the second murder to him.

But now we have found Hazel's body and still don't know anything.

What about Redmond?

He was at a beach party.

We have a million confirmations that he was there.

But he could slip away.

With so many people, who would notice?

But why would he kill Hazel?

Because he came to Nikki, found her dead.

Hazel was still there, he lost control of himself.

I dont know.

This is far-fetched, Ash.

I am just saying that it is possible. And that's all.

Yes OK.

But why then leave this message on your phone?

As he said, why would anyone call,

if you already know that the person is dead?

He is right. He's absolutely right.

What?

How do we know Nikki was still alive at 10:00?

Calls listing. She called Ralph at 10:05.

No. Someone called Ralph at 10:05.

But it wasn't Nikki.

We identified the motive correctly, but the wrong person.

Ash.

What are you doing here?

I wanted to be the first to congratulate you.

Going to rest, Ralph?

I just needed to get away from here for a few days.

Do you want to lie down

in the sun?

They say it's a killer.

What would you like?

Champagne is opened at the police station.

- Do you know why?
- No.

Gavin Webb just got indicted

in the murder of Nikola Pengelli and Hazel Lawrence,

so everyone drinks.

But you know I don't like drinking on an empty stomach

and this case left me feeling empty.

Why don't you jump straight to the main point?

The main thing is that I know you killed Hazel.

Bullshit.

It wasn't Nikki that called you that night, was it?

Of course she is.

No no. Nikki was already dead.

The person you spoke to is the person who killed her.

Where did you get this nonsense?

And when you called back,

it's not because you forgot to tell her

that you love her.

And then to check if it's true

or Hazel was just bluffing.

You don't know what you are talking about.

It doesn't matter anymore

because when everyone understands this, you will be far away.

So congratulations again.

Sorry,

I understand why you did it, Ralph.

I know how you felt

finding someone and then losing it like that.

This is overkill.

When Hazel called me and said what she did

I could not believe it.

I came as soon as I could.

I kept repeating to myself, it can't be true.

This must be some kind of cruel joke.

When I came and saw the body ...

I killed her.

... Hazel was there.

Before I knew what I was doing

I grabbed her.

When I realized everything, it was already too late.

And you decided to get rid of the body.

I knew sooner or later you would link Hazel to Nikki's death.

And then you remembered about Gavin's salon.

Nikki still had a set of keys.

He made life difficult for us.

Why not make life difficult for him?

When I met Nikki, my whole life changed.

We had so many plans

we wanted to do so much.

You should be thinking about Hazel,

give time to fix it.

It's too late now.

Yes.

Give my best to Gavin Webb.

You just cost me £ 20, Ralph.

I said you wouldn't run away.

Ash, Scribbs.

Good job.

Thanks boss.

Well, I'll see you at the station.

If this man turns out to be gay, I will shoot myself.

Do you know what I hate the most being alone, Scribbs?

Catch killers

and not have anyone to share it with?

No. This whole industry associated with him -

books, jargon, how-to articles,

TV commercials, clubs, people who want to help you.

Love cards.

Especially love cards.

In general, what's the big deal?

Being alone is quite fun.

Yes. Exactly my thought.

Of course, New Year's Eve is bad.

And at Christmas.

And on your birthday.

Birthday, of course. And on the weekend.

And without words it is clear.

Mondays and Fridays can be shitty.

You know, the whole beginning and end of the week is like that.

Friday is a nightmare.

And environments are sometimes environments.

Middle of the week, no one to lay his head.

You know, for some reason

Thursdays can be busy.

Thursdays are always dreadful.

Although Tuesdays are good.

Tuesdays are absolutely excellent.

Being alone on Tuesday is a breeze.

Exactly. Then what's the problem?

Being alone on Tuesdays is great.

Then order.

Full order.

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