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( sprinkler hissing )

( guitar strumming )

* I'VE BEEN ON THE CROSS

* THE GREAT PLAINS AND MORE

(audience hooting)

* WELL, I'VE BEEN
FROM THE EAST *

* TO THE WEST
OF THESE SHORES *

* AND I'VE SEEN
ALL THERE IS... *

(crowd gasping)

Announcer:
OH, AND HUTCH McGEE
HAS JUST ENDED UP

IN THE WATER AGAIN.
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME

WE'VE REALLY SEEN McGEE
STRUGGLE ON THE GOLF COURSE.

* ...PICTURE JUST FOR YOU
AND ME *

* SO, DARLING, DON'T SAY

* HOW YOU FIND

* MY MORNING WORDS

* COME THE MORNING TIME...

Announcer: AND McGEE'S
DISASTROUS TURN
HERE ON THE BACK NINE

CONTINUES WITH
ANOTHER DOUBLE BOGEY.

* I'VE BEEN ON THE CROSS

* THE GREAT PLAINS
AND MORE *

* WELL, I'VE BEEN
FROM THE EAST *

* TO THE WEST
OF THESE SHORES *

* COMING BACK AROUND

* COME BACK TO YOUR DOOR

* AND I'LL BE PAINTING
NO PICTURES *

* I'LL BE SINGING NO MORE

* AND I'LL BE PAINTING
NO PICTURES *

* I'LL BE SINGING NO MORE

* I'LL BE PAINTING
NO PICTURES *

* I'LL BE SINGING NO MORE

(sighs)
BOBBY?

HOW MANY MORE TIMES
AM I GONNA HAVE TO TELL YOU

YOU CAN'T BE HERE
UNTIL THE GOLF COURSE
OPENS UP.

COME ON, I JUST WANT
TO LEARN HOW TO PLAY GOLF,
HUTCH.

-WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?
-COME HERE.

YOU CANNOT BE HERE

UNTIL THE GOLF COURSE
OPENS UP.

WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?

WHAT'S MY PROBLEM?

-(kicking)
-OW! YOU LITTLE TURD!

GOD!

YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY?!

Hutch:
AND THEY SAY
THIS IS A GENTLEMAN'S GAME.

WHOEVER SAID THAT

HAS NEVER BEEN
TO GREEN HILLS.

THIS IS MY LIFE NOW,

TEACHING THE GAME TO,
WELL,

TAKE A LOOK FOR YOURSELF.

HOW WAS THAT?
THAT LOOKED PRETTY STRAIGHT.

SO DID ROCK HUDSON.
JUST KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN, BRO.

OH HEY!
WHOA WHOA WHOA!

EITHER WAY,

IF YOU PLAY THIS GAME
LONG ENOUGH,

YOU'RE GONNA GET HUMBLED.

YOU GOT ALL OF THAT,
MR. RAYMOND.

DID I KEEP MY HEAD DOWN?

YOU SURE DID.

Man:
Lush fairways.

Beautiful caddies.

Range open till midnight.

Nobody misses
at Green Hills.

Tell them Big Earl sent you!

( TV clicks )

HUTCH? HEY!

LET'S GO, BUDDY.
TIME TO GET TO WORK.
COME ON!

IT'S A BIG BEAUTIFUL DAY
OUT THERE.

LET ME SEE THAT FACE.

LET ME SEE THAT SMILE.

YEAH, THAT'S WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT.

GET ON NOW! TODAY.

-GOOD TO MEET YOU.
-TAKE IT EASY ON ME, SON.

(grunts)
GOSH!

NOT YOUR DAY, HUH?

YOU-- YOU GOT TO GIVE ME
A CHANCE TO GET MY MONEY BACK.

WELL, HOW MUCH
CAN YOU AFFORD TO LOSE?

I GUESS THE DAY
AIN'T OVER YET.

YOU HAVEN'T SEEN
THE LAST OF ME.

OH, YES I HAVE.

WHOA.
WHERE YOU GOIN'?

STEP ASIDE, LURCH.

(music playing)

Hutch:
TWO SHOTS
FOR THE SANDBAGGER.

YEAH!
TELL ME, PLEASE.

-YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN HIS FACE.
-TELL ME.

-WHAT HOLE?
-12.

-(exhales)
-CHUCKED IT RIGHT IN.

-THAT'S IT. MY MAN!
-TOLD YOU.

-AH!
-OH YEAH.

HEY, YOU HEAR ABOUT COOP?
HE'S GOING FOR HIS CARD.

IF HE GETS IT, THERE'S GOING
TO BE AN OPENING IN OAKLAND.

YEAH.
THINK I GOT A SHOT?

YOU'RE NOT HAPPY
AT GREEN HILLS?

NO!
I MEAN MY CARD.

GETTING IT BACK.

YEAH.
UH, OF COURSE.

COME ON, HUTCH.
I MEAN...

YOU STILL CRUSH THE BALL.
YOU HIT THE MONEY SHOT.

BUT, HUTCH,
YOU GOT A GREAT GIG.

TEACH HACKS HOW TO PLAY,
BIG EARL TAKES CARE
OF ALL THE PAPERWORK.

I SET YOU UP WITH A MARK
ONCE IN A WHILE.

BY THE WAY,
ANDREEV IS COMING IN
THIS SUMMER.

IT'S GONNA BE A LOT
OF SCRATCH.

I WANT A SHOT AT IT.

I'M SETTING IT UP.
IT'S DONE.

WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?

ME?

YEAH, YOU.

OH, I'M NOT THE ONE
WITH THE PROBLEM, CHIEF.

YOU'RE THE ONE
WITH THE PROBLEM,

THINKING ABOUT HAVING A SHOT
AT GETTING YOUR CARD.

IS THAT WHAT I'M HEARIN'?

FINISH YOUR DRINK,
MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS.

YOU'RE IN THE BIG-BOY ROOM.

I DON'T KNOW, COME ON.
LET ME TAKE A SHOT.

SCRATCH GAME,
USED TO BE A BIG DEAL.

PROBABLY FLIRTED WITH THE TOUR
FOR A MINUTE OR TWO.

RIGHT? CAME BACK HOME,
REGALING ALL YOUR WEEKEND
HACK BUDDIES

ABOUT THE GLORY DAYS.

HUH? PROBABLY SKIN A TOURIST
EVERY NOW AND THEN

IN A BIG MONEY GAME.
RIGHT?

PROBABLY THE PRO
AT SOME TWO-STAR LANDFILL
YOU CALL A GOLF COURSE?

WHOA? AH!

I'M GETTING WARM, AREN'T I?

IT'S NOT A LANDFILL.

IT'S CALLED GREEN HILLS.

AH.

-IT'S A GOLF COURSE.
-MM-HMM.

DAMN GOOD ONE.

EH.

(laughs)

HEY, WHEN YOU
GET DONE PLAYING PUTT-PUTT...

AH.

...COME ON OVER
AND PAY ME A VISIT.

(whistling)

HEY, SWEETHEART.

AH!

TOLD YOU YOU'D SEE ME AGAIN!

GUESS THE DAY AIN'T OVER,
IS IT, HUTCH?

WE GOTTA TEACH YOU A LESSON.
MIGHT AS WELL TAKE IT
LIKE A MAN.

Man:
GONNA WRAP THAT
RIGHT AROUND YOUR HEAD.

I GOT AN IDEA.
I GOT A LESSON FOR YOU.

WHAT YOU GONNA DO, HUH?

HUH? COME ON!

-TAKE IT EASY.
-COME ON, TOUGH GUY!

-WHOA.
-NEVER MIND, NEVER MIND!

JUST TAKE THE MONEY.
KEEP THE MONEY.

I HAVE SOME HOMEWORK
FOR YOU TOO!

AHH!

YOU WANT SOME?!
COME ON!

HEY, YOU PUNCHY MANIAC!
THAT'S MY CAR!

YOU'RE PAYING FOR THAT,
YOU KNOW?

Judge:
CASE 402-10.

IS MR. WILLIAM HUTCHINSON McGEE
PRESENT?

-HE IS, YOUR HONOR.
-SIT DOWN, SCOTT.

MR. McGEE,

YOU UNDERSTAND THE SERIOUSNESS
OF THIS CRIME?

DO YOU COMPREHEND THE FACT
THAT IN THIS SOCIETY,

YOU CAN'T GO AROUND
SWINGING GOLF CLUBS
AT PEOPLE AND THEIR CARS?

YOUR HONOR, AS YOU AND I
PREVIOUSLY DISCUSSED,

-MY CLIENT--
-WAS I SPEAKING TO YOU,
COUNSELOR?

NO.

I WASN'T.

I WAS SPEAKING TO MR. McGEE.

WHEN I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU,
YOU'LL KNOW IT.

HMM?

I DO, YOUR HONOR.

NOW BEFORE WE PROCEED,

I'D LIKE TO ASK YOU
IN YOUR EGREGIOUS, RECKLESS
DISPLAY OF LAWLESSNESS,

WHAT CLUB DID YOU USE?

I'M SORRY, SIR?

WHAT CLUB DID YOU USE
WHEN YOU THREW YOUR LITTLE
TEMPER TANTRUM?

UH, ONE IRON, YOUR HONOR.

FIGURED IT HAD TO BE USED
FOR SOMETHING.

(laughing)

I'M GLAD YOU FIND HUMOR
IN THIS, MR. McGEE.

UNFORTUNATELY,
YOUR CONTRITION IS NOT
GOOD ENOUGH IN THIS CASE.

I'VE READ YOUR DEPOSITION.

I'VE HEARD THE PLEAS
OF YOUR COUNSEL.

AND I'VE DECIDED
FOR THE CITATIONS
OF PUBLIC DISTURBANCE

AND MALICIOUS
DESTRUCTION OF PROPERTY,

I'M ASSIGNING YOU TO 1,000 HOURS
OF COMMUNITY SERVICE

AND A FINE THAT GOES WITH IT
OF $5,000.

-YOUR HONOR--
-SIT DOWN.

ZIP IT.

I SEE IN YOUR BACKGROUND HERE,
MR. McGEE,

THAT YOU'RE A FORMER
PROFESSIONAL GOLFER.

(sighs)

YES.

I'M GONNA ASSIGN YOU
TO DO YOUR COMMUNITY SERVICE

WITH THE PALM SPRINGS CHAPTER
OF THE LITTLE LOOPERS

IF THE SUPERVISING DIRECTOR
APPROVES YOU.

IT'S A NON-PROFIT ORGANIZATION
WHOSE WHOLE MISSION

IS TO ENRICH THE LIVES
OF OUR YOUTH

THROUGH THE VALUES
OF GOLF.

MAYBE-- I DON'T KNOW,
MAYBE YOU COULD SHOW THEM

HOW TO PROPERLY
USE A ONE IRON.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND
YOUR BELLY-ACHIN', HUTCH.

THIS LITTLE LOOPER THING
SOUNDS PERFECT FOR YOU.

"MENTOR YOUNG PERSON,
DEVELOP LIFE-ENHANCING VALUES

SUCH AS CONFIDENCE,
PERSEVERANCE

AND JUDGMENT THROUGH
THE GAME OF GOLF."

WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?

THAT'S WHAT SCARES ME.

DEFINE "YOUNG PERSON."

UM, 9 TO 16.

NO, EARL,
OF ALL THE THINGS I DISLIKE,

THE ONE THING
I CANNOT DEAL WITH

IS YOUNG PEOPLE,
ESPECIALLY TEENAGERS.

WHEN'S THE LAST TIME
YOU EVEN SEEN A TEENAGER?

THEY'RE LAZY,
THEY'RE MOODY.

AND THEY ALWAYS TALK BACK.

WELL, SOUNDS LIKE
YOU'LL FIT RIGHT IN.

TALK TO THE JUDGE, MAN.
FIND ME SOMETHING ELSE.

YEAH. NO.

COME ON, EARL,
I'M JUST MESSIN'.

YEAH.

HERE AT LITTLE LOOPERS,
WE HAVE SOME CORE VALUES
THAT WE TEACH THE KIDS.

YOU KNOW, I'VE HEARD SO MUCH
ABOUT YOUR PROGRAM,

-MRS.--
-MISS WRIGHT.

MISS WRIGHT, YES.

I JUST NEED YOU TO ASSIGN ME
ONE OF YOUR LITTLE ANGELS

AND I'LL BE READY TO START
IMPACTING THEIR LIFE.

AS I WAS SAYING,
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET ONE,

YOU'LL BE COACHING
A WHOLE TEAM.

OH.

MR. McGEE, I HAVE TO ASK,
DO YOU REALLY LIKE CHILDREN?

I DO.
I REALLY DO.

THIS IS NOT
AN INNER-CITY PROGRAM.

THIS IS AN OUTREACH
TO KIDS FROM ALL WALKS
OF LIFE,

THE COMMON DENOMINATOR
BEING A DESIRE TO LEARN
THE GAME.

IS THIS GOING
TOWARDS MY HOURS?

(laughs)

THAT'S TIARRE--
PERCEPTIVE,

CAPABLE, VERY BRIGHT.

SEE THE GUY WITH THE GLASSES?
THAT'S GEORGE, HER NEIGHBOR.

HE'S GOT
A LITTLE BIT OF ATTITUDE,
BUT DON'T LET THAT SCARE YOU.

PETE IS VERY LOQUACIOUS.

OUTGOING.

HE'S A BIG MOVIE JUNKIE.

DAVID'S VERY DIRECT,
SAYS WHAT'S ON HIS MIND,
GOOD OR BAD.

AND THAT'S ART.
HE'S THE MOST TALENTED
IN THE GROUP,

BUT PROBABLY THE MOST NEEDY.

LOOKS LIKE HE'S GOT MONEY.

(laughs)
THAT'S NOT THE KIND OF NEEDY
I'M TALKING ABOUT.

KIDS?

WE'VE GOT YOU A COACH!

COME ON, GATHER ROUND.

THIS HERE IS HUTCH McGEE.

AND HE'S GOING
TO BE YOUR NEW COACH.

THAT MEANS THAT I CAN ENTER YOU
INTO THOSE JUNIOR TOURNAMENTS

WE TALKED ABOUT.
NOW YOU'RE ALL VERY LUCKY

BECAUSE HE USED TO BE
A PROFESSIONAL GOLFER.

HE EVEN OWNS
HIS OWN GOLF COURSE.

AND HE LOVES KIDS.

MR. HUTCH,
PLEASE MEET TIARRE,

PETER, DAVID,

GEORGE AND ART.

GOOD LUCK.

WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

GOOD TO MEET YOU ALL.

WHAT HAPPENED?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

-LIKE, WHY AREN'T YOU
A PRO ANYMORE?
-I RETIRED.

-BULL DOOKIE!
-GEORGE.

I WANT TO KNOW
WHAT REALLY HAPPENED.

WHY DO YOU HAVE
A PEN AND PAPER?

IN CASE YOU SAY
ANYTHING IMPORTANT,
I KEEP COPIOUS NOTES.

BY THE LOOKS OF THIS GUY,
SOMETHING TELLS ME YOU
WON'T BE WRITING MUCH.

-WHAT DID YOU DO, ANYWAY?
WHY ARE YOU HERE?
-DID YOU HURT SOMEBODY?

OUR LAST COACH
GOT A D.U.I.

REMEMBER, YOU HAVE
TO TELL THE TRUTH.
IT'S THE #1 CORE VALUE.

ALL RIGHT, QUIET.
QUIET.

I'M GOING TO ADD
A CORE VALUE TO THAT LIST.

WRITE THIS DOWN, HONEY.
SHUT UP.

YOU CAN'T TELL KIDS
TO SHUT UP, MR. HUTCH.

-REALLY? WHY NOT?
-'CAUSE WE'RE JUST KIDS

AND WE'RE IN
OUR MOST FORMATIVE YEARS.

-OUR DENDRITES
ARE VERY RECEPTIVE.
-YOUR WHAT?

OUR DENDRITES, MR. HUTCH.
THEY'RE SYNAPSES IN OUR BRAINS

THAT GIVE US INTUITION
AND DISCERNMENT.

PLUS YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO BE AN ADULT.

WELL, THAT'S THE GREAT THING
ABOUT BEING AN ADULT.

-YOU DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.
-BAD FOR OUR SELF-ESTEEM.

YOU'RE KIDS.
YOU DON'T HAVE ANY SELF-ESTEEM.

I WAS TOLD TO SHUT UP
SO MANY TIMES AS A KID,

I THOUGHT IT WAS MY NAME.

AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU.

ALL RIGHT.

-YOU WANT THE TRUTH?
-YEAH.

THE JUDGE RECOMMENDED
I COME OVER HERE.

I GOT A TICKET
FOR SMASHING SOMEONE'S CAR IN

AND I GOT 1,000 HOURS
OF COMMUNITY SERVICE,

AND A $5,000 FINE TOO.

I PICKED
THIS PARTICULAR ORGANIZATION

BECAUSE I'M A GOLFER
AND I STRUCK A DEAL
WITH YOUR DIRECTOR.

SEE, IF I COACH YOU GUYS,
I CAN DO MY TIME FIVE TIMES
AS FAST

AS I WOULD DO
AT ANOTHER PLACE.

THAT ANSWER ALL YOUR QUESTIONS?
HUH?

HEY! LOOK, PROBABLY NOT
YOUR IDEAL COACH HERE.

I'VE NEVER WORKED
WITH KIDS BEFORE.

WHY NOT?

WELL, MAINLY BECAUSE
I DON'T LIKE THEM,

ESPECIALLY TEENAGERS.

OH, MISS KRISTIN SAID
YOU LOVED KIDS.

YEAH, WELL, MISS KRISTIN
IS MISINFORMED.

I TOLERATE KIDS.

NOW I KNOW ABOUT AS MUCH
OF THIS GAME AS ANYONE DOES,

AND IF YOU LISTEN TO ME
AND YOU DO WHAT YOU'RE TOLD

AND YOU TAKE INTO CONSIDERATION
THOSE CORE VALUES
AND WHATEVER...

HONESTY, INTEGRITY,
SPORTSMANSHIP, RESPECT,

PERSEVERANCE, CONFIDENCE,
RESPONSIBILITY, COURTESY
AND JUDGMENT.

AND SILENCE!
MAKE YOU A BETTER PERSON
AND A BETTER GOLFER.

YEAH, RIGHT.

WHAT KIND OF CAR
DID YOU SMASH UP?

HOW LONG DID IT TAKE YOU
TO MAKE $5,000?

DO YOU KNOW TIGER WOODS?

COME ON DOWN
TO GREEN HILLS

AND TELL 'EM BIG EARL SENT YOU!

YEAH.

-CUT.
-THAT WAS GOOD, RIGHT?

VERY NICE.
WE'RE GOING IN FIVE AGAIN.

OKAY, HERE YOU GO.

I GOT THIS STUFF, MAN.

I'M GOING HOLLYWOOD, BABY.

YOU KNOW,
YOU SEE ALL THOSE ACTORS?
THIS IS NOTHING.

I CAN DO THIS STUFF
IN MY SLEEP.

YEAH, YOU'RE GREAT.

HOW'D IT GO WITH THE KIDS?

LIKE DRUNK LITTLE MIDGETS.

JUST RUNNING AROUND CHATTERING,
"MR. HUTCH, MR. HUTCH--"

COME ON, ENOUGH OF THIS,
HUTCH.

I'M TIRED OF IT.

COME ON!

YOU EVER THINK MAYBE
YOU DESERVE THIS?

YOU SIT AROUND HERE ALL DAY
DRINKING BEER,

TEACHING HACKS HOW TO PLAY GOLF
WHILE I DO MOST OF THE WORK.

-HEY, I WORK A LITTLE.
-YEAH, A LITTLE IS RIGHT.

YOU COME IN LATE,
YOU LEAVE EARLY.

HELL, I EVEN LET YOU
HUSTLE POOR SCHMUCKS
ON THE SIDE--

WHICH BY THE WAY,
THAT'S OKAY WHEN
YOU'RE IN YOUR 20s,

BUT THIS AIN'T MUCH
OF A PARTNERSHIP, KID.

WELL, I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WERE SO UNHAPPY.

YOU DON'T GET IT, YOU DUMMY.
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S UNHAPPY.

YOU KNOW, WHEN THIS
FIRST CAME DOWN, I WAS GLAD.

I THOUGHT,
MAYBE IT'S THE BEST THING
THAT COULD HAPPEN.

MAYBE HE'LL GROW UP A LITTLE.

MAYBE HE'LL GET
A LITTLE PERSPECTIVE ON LIFE.

BUT NO, THIS IS HOW
YOU RESPONDED.

I DON'T LIKE
TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS, HUTCH.

WELL, YOU'RE DOING
A PRETTY GOOD JOB OF IT.

YEAH, WELL,
SOMEONE HAS TO, DAMN IT.

YOU SHOULD BE MORE
THAN WHAT YOU'VE BECOME
AND YOU KNOW IT.

NOW YOU STARTED THIS THING.
GIVE IT YOUR BEST.

THOSE KIDS DESERVE IT.

Hutch:
WELCOME TO GREEN HILLS.

THIS PLACE IS A DUMP.

David:
IT DOES NEED SOME WORK,
MR. HUTCH.

WELL, MAYBE YOU WOULD LIKE
TO HITCHHIKE BACK TO
THE LITTLE LOOPERS.

YOU GOT ANY MUSIC
AROUND HERE, MR. HUTCH?

ZIP IT.

-THIS COURSE IS WHACK,
MR. HUTCH.
-WHAT?

LOOK, NONE OF THAT
AFFECTED HIP-HOP CRAP.

JUST SPEAK ENGLISH.

HE SAYS YOUR COURSE
ISN'T VERY NICE.

I THOUGHT GOLF PROS
MADE GOOD MONEY.

THE GOOD ONES DO.

HE'S NOT PRO ANYMORE.

WHAT'S HIS DEAL?

I DON'T KNOW.
WHY DON'T YOU ASK HIM?

Earl:
HUTCH!

DON'T MOVE.

BE RIGHT BACK.

LOOK, I'VE BEEN THINKING
ABOUT YESTERDAY

AND I'M SORRY IF I CAME OFF
A LITTLE HARSH ON YOU.

-ALL RIGHT?
-IT'S OKAY.

I THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID
AND YOU'RE RIGHT.

YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA TRY
AND MAKE A GO OF THIS.

THAT'S RIGHT.

'KAY, GUYS, GUYS,
LOOK OUT FOR MR. HUTCH.

OKAY?

YEAH.
COME HERE, YOU!

YOU'RE LIKE THE LAZY,
UNDERACHIEVING BROTHER
I NEVER HAD.

YEAH, YOU'RE LIKE
THE OPPRESSIVE, GRUMPY
OLDER BROTHER I NEVER HAD.

WHOA.

BUT WE AIN'T DAY CARE,
RIGHT?

YOU GOT A BUSINESS TO RUN,
YOU GOT LESSONS TO GIVE.

YOU KNOW, YES.

-ABSOLUTELY.
-KEEP AN EYE ON THEM KIDS.

UH, I PROMISE,
YOU WON'T EVEN
KNOW THEY'RE HERE.

-ALL RIGHT.
-YEAH.

OKAY, GOOD-- ALL RIGHT.

(tires whirring)

GUYS!

KIDS, COME HERE!

COME HERE!

FIRST OFF,
CARTS ARE OFF LIMITS!

COMPRENDE?

TIARRE, WHAT ARE
THOSE CORE VALUES AGAIN?

HONESTY, INTEGRITY,
SPORTSMANSHIP, RESPECT,

PERSEVERANCE, CONFIDENCE,
RESPONSIBILITY, COURTESY
AND JUDGMENT.

-AND SILENCE.
-YEAH.

I'M GONNA MAKE THIS VERY CLEAR.
I DON'T GET MAD OFTEN.

YOU WERE MAD WHEN YOU SMASHED
THAT GUY'S RANGE ROVER.

I GET EVEN MADDER WHEN
YOU DISRESPECT A GOLF COURSE.

YOU'RE ON SACRED GROUND NOW.

THERE ARE NO REFEREES
OUT HERE,

NO RULES OF WHO CAN
AND CAN'T PLAY.

JUST RESPECT FOR THE GAME,

WHICH REALLY MEANS
RESPECT FOR YOURSELVES,

EACH OTHER,
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, ME.

WE'RE SORRY, MR. HUTCH.

SO WE UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER?

YEAH.

FIRST THINGS FIRST.

RULES-- #1, I'M THE BOSS.
WHATEVER I SAY IS THE LAW.

IF YOU EVER DEVIATE
FROM A DIRECT COMMAND OF MINE,

YOUR ONLY GOLF WILL BE PLAYED
AT A LOCAL PUTT-PUTT.

#2, CELL PHONES--
I DON'T WANT TO SEE THEM.

THIS IS A GOLF COURSE.
IT'S NOT A PLACE TO BE TALKING,

TEXTING OR TWEAKING.

IT'S CALLED "TWEETING."

WHATEVER.

YOU'RE NOT DOING IT
ON THE GOLF COURSE.

AND THIRD, ATTIRE.
WHILE YOU ARE PLAYING GOLF,

YOU WILL LOOK LIKE GOLFERS.

NO JEANS. YOU'RE NOT
AT A JUSTIN BIEBER CONCERT.

NO JERSEYS.
YOU'RE NOT AT A GAME.

NO HOODIES.
YOU'RE NOT AT THE SCHOOL,
THE MALL, OR WHEREVER YOU GO.

ESPECIALLY NO T-SHIRTS.

YOU WILL LOOK LIKE GOLFERS.

THAT MEANS KHAKIS,
PLAID PANTS AND SHORTS,

AND SHORT-SLEEVED
COLORED GOLF SHIRTS.

I DON'T THINK
I OWN ANYTHING PLAID.

EQUIPMENT--
WHERE'D YOU GET THESE?

THAT'S MY LUCKY COVER.

-THE CLUBS.
-WE GOT 'EM AT LITTLE LOOPERS.

ALL RIGHT,
THEY'LL JUST HAVE TO DO.

OH YEAH,
AND THERE'S ONE MORE THING.

FOLLOW ME.

-(microphone squeaking)
-Man: HELLO, IS THIS ON?

-NEXT UP ON THE #1 TEE...
-WHEN YOU COME DOWN,

YOU GOTTA SMASH THROUGH
THE BALL

THEN CARRY THE SWING THROUGH.

-HE'S A LITTLE OLD.
-AND CRAZY.

All:
YOU CAN SMELL HIM. CRAP.

THIS IS THE CLUBHOUSE,

FOR MEMBERS ONLY.

WOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE
THIS PLACE

ACTUALLY HAS A CLUBHOUSE.

PEOPLE ACTUALLY EAT IN THERE?

IS THAT FOOD EDIBLE, MR. HUTCH?

DOUBT IT.

I WOULDN'T LET MY DOG
EAT THIS CRAP.

NO OFFENSE, MR. HUTCH,
BUT THESE MEMBERS

ARE PRETTY WEIRD.

THESE ARE SOME OF THE AREA'S
TOP GOLFERS.

AND WHAT YOU MIGHT FIND WEIRD

IS ACTUALLY A LASER FOCUS
ON THE ART OF GOLF.

HUTCH!

(laughs)
WHOOPS!

(slurring)
SEE, YOU GOT A LITTLE NAPPY-POO
AND YOU LOOK PRETTY GOOD TODAY.

STILL COACHING?

HUTCH, GOOD BOY.

GOOD LUCK!
(laughing)

HUTCH! HUTCH!
(chuckling)

ALL RIGHT, THAT WAS--
WAS A LITTLE WEIRD.

DOESN'T MATTER.
IT'S GOLF AND ALL ARE WELCOME.

THE POINT IS YOU'RE NEVER
EVER EVER ALLOWED

TO STEP FOOT
INSIDE HERE WITHOUT ME,
UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES.

THESE ARE THE RULES, LOOPERS,
AND IF YOU EVER BREAK THEM,

YOU'RE GONNA RUN
THE ENTIRE GOLF COURSE
WITH CLUBS ON YOUR BACK.

NOW WHO IS READY
TO GET STARTED?

THIS IS HORSE DOOKIE.

GEORGE.

WHAT IS A LOOPER, ANYWAY?

George:
A SUCKER, I GUESS.

I THINK IT MEANS CADDIE,
BUT I CAN'T CONFIRM OR DENY.

Pete:
GUYS, HE'S JUST TRYING
TO BREAK OUR SPIRITS.

YOU KNOW,
LIKE ALL COACHES DO.

YEAH?
WELL, IT'S WORKING.

COACH?
THAT'S A STRETCH.

MAYBE IT'S LIKE "KARATE KID."

HE'LL GIVE US A BUNCH
OF IRRELEVANT JOBS TO DO,

BUT SOMEHOW IT'LL TEACH US
HOW TO BE MAD GOLFERS.

I DON'T THINK SO, DANIEL-SAN.

I JUST WANT
TO PLAY GOLF.

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO WAIT.
ALL OF US ARE.

TRUST ME, IT'S GONNA BE
AT LEAST A COUPLE OF WEEKS

BEFORE WE EVEN GET
TO HIT A BALL.

LOOPERS!

YOU GOT ABOUT AN HOUR.

GRAB THOSE RATTY CLUBS OF YOURS
AND HIT THE RANGE.

I'VE GOT SOME WORK
TO DO INSIDE.

OR NOT.

ISN'T THIS THE PART
WHERE HE'S SUPPOSED
TO COACH US?

MR. HUTCH?

MR. HUTCH?

MR. HUTCH?

IS THIS YOU?

UH, YEAH.

YEAH, THAT'S A LOT
OF MILES AGO.

WOW.
YOU REALLY LOOK DIFFERENT.

MMM.

WELL, THANKS
FOR POINTING THAT OUT.

WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

YOU HAVE TO TAKE GEORGIE AND I
BACK TO LITTLE LOOPERS.

WE'RE GONNA MISS OUR BUS.

YEAH.
(chewing)

DO I LOOK LIKE A TAXI DRIVER?

IS EVERYONE HERE?

WHERE IS WHAT'S-HIS-FACE?

-YOU MEAN ART?
-Pete: HE'S STILL HITTING.

TIME TO GO.

TIME TO GO.

GUYS, BRING YOUR BATHING SUITS
TOMORROW.

-BATHING SUITS?
-YES, BATHING SUITS.

TIARRE AND GEORGE,
STAY IN THE CAR.

-WHAT?
-THEY MISSED THEIR BUS.

SO YOU HAVE TO TAKE THEM HOME.

I'VE ADDED HALF AN HOUR
FOR THE DRIVE.

HOW'D IT GO?

WHATEVER THEY PAY YOU,

NOT ENOUGH.

SO BETTER THAN I THOUGHT.

TWENTY?

I SPENT FOUR HOURS
WITH THOSE LITTLE ANIM--

ANGELS.

FOUR TIMES FIVE
IS 20, HUTCH.

(car starts)

Tiarre: YOU KNOW, MR. HUTCH,
YOU DO KIND OF LOOK LIKE
A TAXI DRIVER.

WHAT'S WITH THE DRINKING?

-ARE WE MARRIED?
-PLEASE.

(laughs)
WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

YOU'RE HARDLY
A VERY DESIRABLE MALE.

ACCORDING
TO "PSYCHOLOGY TODAY,"

TRAITS TO LOOK FOR
IN AN IDEAL MALE

ARE NOT JUST JOB SECURITY,
BUT WHAT'S CALLED
"FISCAL MOBILITY."

YOU DON'T NEED TO BE WEALTHY,
BUT YOU HAVE TO GIVE OFF
THE SCENT

THAT IT'S A VERY GOOD
LIKELIHOOD,

AND FRANKLY, MR. HUTCH,
I'M NOT SMELLING IT ON YOU.

WELL, YOU NEED TO SMELL
A LITTLE HARDER.

THE ONLY THING WE SMELL
IS YOUR LINE OF CRAP, MR. HUTCH.

WONDER WHY
I DON'T LIKE KIDS?

YOU KNOW WHAT GIVES OFF
THE SCENT, MR. HUTCH?
WORK.

-TURN RIGHT UP HERE.
-WHAT ELSE?

-INTELLIGENCE.
-I'M SMART.

THAT'S DEBATABLE.
HUMOR.

-THAT'S OVERRATED.
-EMOTIONAL I.Q.

AND THE SINGLE
MOST IMPORTANT THING,
MR. HUTCH--

WOMEN WANT A MAN,
MR. HUTCH.

YOU NEED TO START
ACTING LIKE A MAN.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT THAT MEANS.

THERE'S YOUR PROBLEM.

RIGHT HERE.

(dog barking)

I SAW THE WAY YOU LOOKED
AT MISS WRIGHT, MR. HUTCH.

AND HOW DID I LOOK
AT MISS WRIGHT?

WHY DON'T YOU ASK HER OUT?

TIARRE, BELIEVE IT OR NOT,
I'M A VERY BUSY MAN

AND I HAVE LOTS
ON MY PLATE.

I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

HI, GEORGE.

'MORNING, LOOPERS.

All:
'MORNING, MR. HUTCH.

- HI, MISS KRISTIN.
- 'MORNING.

-WHERE'S--
-WHAT'S-HIS-FACE?

-Pete: ART?
-HE'S NOT HERE.

I CALLED
HIS PARENTS A FEW TIMES,
BUT I HAVEN'T HEARD YET.

OH, WELL,
HE'S GOING TO MISS OUT
ON ALL THE FUN.

GUYS GOT YOUR BATHING SUITS?

'CAUSE WE'RE GOING TO DO
A LITTLE SWIMMING TODAY.

George:
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND,
MR. HUTCH?

Pete:
THIS LOOKS FREEZING, MR. HUTCH.

Tiarre:
DID YOU KNOW THAT
STAGNANT WATER

HAS UNHEALTHY LEVELS
OF DIATOMS, FUNGI, MOLD
AND BACTERIA?

David:
THIS IS DISGUSTING, COACH.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
I GO IN HERE ALL THE TIME.

IT'S CLEANER
THAN MOST SWIMMING POOLS.

TIARRE, WHAT ARE
THOSE CORE VALUES AGAIN?

HONESTY, INTEGRITY,
SPORTSMANSHIP, RESPECT,

PERSEVERANCE, CONFIDENCE,
RESPONSIBILITY, COURTESY
AND JUDGMENT.

-I THINK I'M GONNA
ADD ANOTHER ONE.
-YOU ALREADY DID--

SILENCE, REMEMBER?

WHICH YOU HAVEN'T
QUITE MASTERED,

SO I'M GONNA ADD ANOTHER ONE.
OBEDIENCE.

THERE'S AT LEAST
100 GOLF BALLS IN THERE,
LOOPERS.

-RETRIEVE THEM.
-AND WHO'S GOING TO RETRIEVE US

WHEN WE GET STUCK IN THERE?

I'M NOT A VERY GOOD SWIMMER.

ALL RIGHT, SEE YOU GUYS
IN A COUPLE HOURS.

WAIT, YOU CAN'T
JUST LEAVE US HERE.

YEAH, I CAN DO
WHATEVER I WANT.

THAT'S THE GREAT THING
ABOUT BEING AN ADULT.

I SAW THAT!

Tiarre:
WHAT WAS THAT?

I AM NOT GOING
IN THAT CRAP HOLE.

IT'S A DEATH TRAP.

ME NEITHER.
NOT A CHANCE MY SKIN
IS TOUCHING THAT WATER.

I THINK IT'S RADIOACTIVE.

POSSIBLY.

WE'RE DONE, MR. HUTCH.

(coughs)

PERFECT.

GREAT JOB, LOOPERS.

AH! IT'S COLD.

-YEAH, WELL, MAN UP!
-I'M ONLY 10.

-NEVER TOO EARLY!
-WHEN ARE WE GOING TO GO?

-WHEN I SAY.
-HEY, I WIKIPEDIA'D YOU,
MR. HUTCH.

IT SAID AS A GOLFER,
YOU WERE A CHRONIC
UNDERACHIEVER.

WIKIPEDIA THIS!

I'M GONNA REPORT YOU
TO MISS WRIGHT.

-WHY WOULD I CARE?
-BECAUSE YOU LIKE HER.

I DON'T LIKE MISS WRIGHT.
WELL, MAYBE A LITTLE.

-WHY DON'T YOU ASK HER OUT?
-THAT'S WHAT I SAID.

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
SHE'S GONNA GO OUT WITH YOU?

YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY
"THE BACHELOR."

Tiarre:
THAT'S WHAT I SAID.

HEY, IT'S SOMETHING
CALLED CHARM, LOOPERS.

AND IT'S SOMETHING HUTCH McGEE
HAS BEEN GIFTED IN ABUNDANCE.

AND WHEN IT'S TURNED UP
TO THE APPROPRIATE LEVEL,

IT'S SOMETHING NO WOMAN
CAN RESIST.

-EVEN MISS WRIGHT?
-ESPECIALLY MISS WRIGHT!

TRUST ME, SHE IS STUCK
WITH YOU DOPEY KIDS ALL DAY,

COOPED UP BEHIND THAT DESK,

UNDERPAID, OVERWORKED,
FRUSTRATED AND LONELY.

I'M JUST WHAT
THE DOCTOR ORDERED!

(laughs)

WHAT?

-OH!
-AH!

OH, UH, SO SORRY.

(all giggling)

WELL,
THAT WAS CERTAINLY CHARMING.

I SUPPOSE YOU'RE NOT HERE
TO FILL OUT MY TIME CARD.

NO, HUTCH, I'M NOT.

I'M HERE BECAUSE
I'VE GOT A PROBLEM.

-HOW CAN I HELP?
-YOU'RE THE PROBLEM!

I'VE BEEN GETTING PHONE CALLS
ALL DAY FROM PARENTS
COMPLAINING.

-THEY'RE NOT HAPPY.
-WHAT DID I DO?

THEY'RE HERE TO GOLF, HUTCH,
NOT WORK FOR YOU.

THAT'S WHY ART'S QUIT!

HE WANTS TO GOLF,
HE DOESN'T WANT TO
WASH GOLF CARTS.

I AM TEACHING THEM THE GAME
THE WAY IT WAS TAUGHT TO ME.

I DON'T CARE
HOW YOU WERE TAUGHT.

I SIGNED OFF ON YOU
COACHING THOSE KIDS.

LOOK, I KNOW
YOU HAVE TO BE HERE.

I COULD HAVE REPORTED YOU
TO THAT JUDGE

ON ANY NUMBER OF VIOLATIONS,

BUT I HAVEN'T

FOR TWO REASONS.

#1, I NEED YOU.

I DON'T GET
A LOT OF VOLUNTEERS.

SO THE KIDS COME
TO LITTLE LOOPERS

AND HIT THE BALLS
INTO THE NET.

THEY NEED A COACH.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

I GUESS.

WHAT'S TWO?

THEY LIKE YOU, HUTCH.

I DON'T KNOW WHY,
BUT THEY DO.

AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS
TO ME.

BUT THAT'S NOT JUST
A RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOU.

THAT'S A PRIVILEGE.

DO YOU EVEN KNOW
WHY THEY COME HERE?

DO YOU KNOW
WHAT THIS MEANS TO PETE?

HE DOESN'T HAVE
A LOT OF FRIENDS.

AND DAVID'S TRIED
A BUNCH OF OTHER SPORTS,

BUT THIS IS THE ONE
THAT HE LOVES.

YOU SAW THE NEIGHBORHOOD
TIARRE AND GEORGE ARE FROM.

NOT TOO MANY GOLF COURSES
AROUND THERE.

THEY COME HERE
BECAUSE THEY NEED US.

AND FOR SOME REASON,
THEY RELATE TO YOU.

AND YOU'VE GOT THEM
SCRUBBING GOLF CARTS

AND SCUBA DIVING FOR BALLS
IN A SWAMP OVER THERE.

I WILL TRY HARDER.

I MEAN IT.

PART OF THE REASON I CAME HERE

WAS TO TELL YOU
ABOUT YOUR FIRST TOURNAMENT.

IT'S THIS WEEKEND
AT LIVINGSTON,

BUT YOU NEED FIVE PLAYERS.

AND RIGHT NOW,
ART DOESN'T WANT TO PLAY
BECAUSE OF YOU.

I THOUGHT YOU SAID
THEY LIKED ME?

(sighs)

YOU HAVE TO LIKE THEM BACK,
HUTCH.

IF YOU DON'T LIKE KIDS,
WHAT'S THE POINT?

SO IF YOU WANT TO DO THIS,

YOU GET ART BACK

AND YOU START
COACHING THE TEAM.

OR I SWEAR TO GOD,

THOSE PARENTS ARE GOING TO BE
THE LAST THING YOU HAVE
TO WORRY ABOUT.

(knocking)

HI.

HI.
I'M ART'S COACH.
I'M HERE TO SEE HIM.

SURE, COME ON IN.

FOLLOW ME.

DRIVING OVER HERE,
IT JUST OCCURRED TO ME

YOU'VE NEVER SAID A WORD.

YOU DO SPEAK?

ART, I CAME OVER HERE
TO ASK YOU TO COME BACK.

WE'VE GOT A TOURNAMENT
THIS WEEKEND.

WE COULD REALLY USE YOU.

WHAT DO YOU CARE?

I HAVEN'T BEEN
THE BEST COACH.

I WANT TO APOLOGIZE.

I TELL YOU WHAT,

YOU PUT THIS WITHIN
FIVE FEET OF THE PIN,

I'LL COME BACK.

IF YOU DON'T,
YOU KNOW WHERE THE DOOR IS.

ACTUALLY, I DON'T.

THIS IS THE BIGGEST DAMN HOUSE
I'VE EVER SEEN.

I MIGHT JUST STAY HERE.

YOU PLAY WITH THIS THING?

DAD WON'T LET ME
GET A NEW SET.

YOU HAVE A REAL NICE
GOLF SWING.

GOT TO TIGHTEN IT UP
A LITTLE BIT.

THAT'LL ABOUT DO IT.

TWO, THREE FEET?

SEE YOU TOMORROW?

COACH?

YEAH?

WHY'D YOU QUIT?

LONG STORY.

I'LL SEE YOU.

Man:
HEY, MR. McGEE?

MR. McGEE?
I'LL CALL YOU RIGHT BACK.

YEAH. HEY.

-I'M LOUIS FUELLER,
ART'S FATHER.
-OH, NICE TO MEET YOU.

HEY, I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME
TO TALK, BUT I WANT TO
MAKE ONE THING CLEAR.

THIS IS ONLY A HOBBY
FOR MY SON.

OKAY? I'M GLAD HE DOES IT.
IT KEEPS HIM OUT OF TROUBLE,

WHICH IS GREAT,
BUT I DON'T WANT HIM
GETTING ANY IDEAS IN HIS HEAD.

YOU LIVE IN A MANSION
ON A GOLF COURSE.

WHAT KIND OF IDEAS
ARE YOU AFRAID HE MIGHT GET?

I OWN THE GOLF COURSE.

AMBITIONS, AN IDEA
FOR A FUTURE

IN THIS-- THIS GAME.
THE ONLY REASON I BOUGHT
THE GOLF COURSE--

IT WAS A SOUND
BUSINESS INVESTMENT.

I DON'T WANT MY SON
TO BE A GOLFER.

ACTUALLY, GOLF ISN'T SO BAD.
SOME OF US DO OKAY.

AND A LOT MORE OF YOU DON'T.

HE'S GOING TO ACADEMIC CAMP
THIS SUMMER.

SO I'M GIVING THE HEADS UP,
HIS GOLF DAYS ARE NUMBERED.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST LET HIM
DO WHAT MAKES HIM HAPPY.

MR. McGEE,
HE'S MY SON.

YOU THINK
HE'S GOING TO BE HAPPY

WORKING AT
GREEN HILLS COUNTRY CLUB
WHEN HE'S 50 YEARS OLD?

I'M ONLY 45.

VERY SIMPLE GAME, LOOPERS.

YOU PUT THE BALL IN THE HOLE
IN THE LEAST AMOUNT
OF STROKES POSSIBLE.

ANY REASON WHY YOU MIGHT NOT
BE ABLE TO DO THAT?

-NERVES?
-NERVES ARE A PART OF IT.

-TOUGH COURSE.
-LET ME TELL YOU ALL SOMETHING.

THE MOST DIFFICULT
GOLF COURSE YOU'LL EVER PLAY

IS THE SIX INCHES
BETWEEN YOUR EARS.

-TELL 'EM, TIARRE.
-IT'S A METAPHOR, EINSTEINS.

HE MEANS THE GAME
IS MORE MENTAL THAN PHYSICAL.

EXACTLY.
GOLF IS PLAYED RIGHT HERE.

I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU ALL
AN EXAMPLE RIGHT NOW.

I'M GOING TO SET UP
A FIVE-FOOT PUTT

AND I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU
ALL A CHANCE TO MAKE IT.

IF YOU MAKE IT,
I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU
TO THE CLUBHOUSE

AND BUY YOU WHATEVER
YOU WANT TOMORROW.

BUT IF YOU DON'T,
I'M GOING TO PUT YOU TO WORK
FOR THE REST OF THE DAY.

NOW WHO WANTS
TO TAKE THAT BET?

STEP RIGHT ON UP, GEORGIE.

OH, YEAH!

GONNA ORDER ME
A BLACK ANGUS CHEESEBURGER,

TALL COKE AND COUNTRY FRIES.

(grunts)

-YOU PUTT LIKE A GIRL.
-I AM A GIRL.

PUTT LIKE A GOLFER!
HIT THE SHED.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I WAS-- I WAS JUST--
I WAS ADJUSTING IT.

YOU JUST CHEATED.
YOU MOVED THE BALL. GO.
HIT THE SHED.

NICE PUTT.

I KNOW.

Hutch:
IF YOU ASK ME,
YOU'VE GOT A PERFECT LIFE.

YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?
SCHOOL?

EVERYONE GOES TO SCHOOL.
TRY WORK.

WHY DON'T YOU?

YOU LIVE IN A MANSION.
IT'S NOT BAD.

YOU DON'T SEE MY NAME
ON THE DEED.

AND MY FATHER
BARELY LETS ME PLAY GOLF.

WHY?

HE THINKS IT'S A DEAD END

AND THAT I CAN DO BETTER
WITH MY LIFE.

BUT I TOLD HIM,
LOOK AT YOU.

-ME?
-YEAH, YOU.

YOU OWN THIS PLACE,
GOLF ALL DAY.

YOU WERE EVEN ON TOUR,
MR. HUTCH.

MY DAD, HE JUST
DOESN'T UNDERSTAND.

YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL
THAT YOUR FATHER EVEN CARES.

MINE WAS ALWAYS ON THE ROAD,

ON THE TOUR.

I PICKED THIS GAME UP
BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WOULD
BRING US CLOSER.

IT NEVER DID.

I WAS ALWAYS
IN COMPETITION WITH HIM.

PROFESSIONAL GOLF
IS A LONELY, LONELY LIFE, ART.

WHAT?

IT JUST SEEMS TO ME
THAT YOU'RE KIND OF LONELY
NOW ANYWAY, MR. HUTCH.

WHY NOT TRY
TO GET BACK ON TOUR?

SEEMS LIKE A WASTE OF TALENT.

IT'S NOT THAT EASY OUT THERE.

THESE GUYS ARE GOOD.

YOU KNOW, ART, YOU'RE RIGHT.

I'VE GOT IT PRETTY GOOD.
YOU KNOW, I'VE GOT THIS PLACE

AND I'VE GOT MY MONEY GAMES
ON THE SIDE.

SO YOU PLAY OTHER CLUB PROS?

WELL, NO,
I PLAY OTHER PLAYERS.

WELL, DO THEY KNOW
HOW GOOD YOU ARE?
THAT YOU USED TO BE A PRO?

WELL, NO.

LOOK, I JUST PLAY MONEY GAMES,

YOU KNOW,
JUST LIKE FOR SIDE ACTION.

DON'T YOU MISS
THE REAL TOURNAMENTS, MR. HUTCH?

YEAH, I MISS
THE REAL TOURNAMENTS.

YES. I MISS COMPETITION,

TEEING UP IN FRONT
OF THE CROWDS,

WALKING UP 18 WITH YOUR NAME
ON THE LEADERBOARD.

THAT'S PRETTY COOL STUFF.

I'M GONNA GO TAKE SOME SWINGS,
MR. HUTCH.

(footsteps approach)

IS THAT YOU, HUTCH?
I'LL BE DAMNED. YOU OKAY?

YEAH, JUST THINKIN'.

WELL, YOU'RE NO GOOD AT THAT.
YOU KNOW THAT.

THAT'S MY JOB.

YOU KNOW,
ONE OF THE KIDS I HAVE,

HE'S THE REAL DEAL.

YEAH? SO?
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

HE'S GOT FRICTION AT HOME,
COMING FROM HIS DAD.

I DON'T KNOW
HOW HE'S GOING TO DEAL WITH IT.

WELL,

I MEAN, HOW DID YOU?

(laughs)
I DON'T KNOW
THAT I HAVE YET. AHEM.

IT'S JUST TOUGH GROWING UP
WITH A FATHER YOU CAN'T
DO ANYTHING RIGHT FOR.

IT DROVE ME OFF THE TOUR.

BUT, YOU KNOW,
MAYBE I CAN POINT HIM
IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.

YEAH.
MAYBE YOU COULD HELP EACH OTHER.

KILL THE LIGHTS
BEFORE YOU LOCK UP,
ARISTOTLE, ALL RIGHT?

(car beeping)

George:
WHOA.

LOOK AT THIS PLACE!

NOW THIS IS A REAL COURSE.

THIS PLACE IS WAY NICER
THAN BOOTLEG GREEN HILLS
WHERE WE PLAY.

I WOULDN'T SAY WE PLAY THERE.
MORE LIKE WE WORK THERE.

LOOK WHO WE'RE PLAYING,
MR. HUTCH.

THESE GUYS LOOK LIKE PROS.

WE'RE NOT PLAYING THEM, DAVID.
WE'RE PLAYING THE COURSE.

YEAH.

GRAB YOUR CLUBS
AND GET WARMED UP, LET'S GO.

-THANK YOU.
-YOU'RE WELCOME. NEXT?

I'M WITH THE LOOPERS.

OKAY, WE JUST NEED
YOUR ROSTER, PLEASE.

YOU KNOW, ONE THROUGH FIVE.

IT-- THANK YOU.

GOOD LUCK.

-THANK YOU.
-YOU'RE WELCOME.

DON'T YOU GUYS
NEED SOME UNIFORMS?

YOU DO NOT LOOK
LIKE MUCH OF A TEAM.

WELL, YOU GUYS
LOOK LIKE IDIOTS.

WATCH YOUR MOUTH,
LITTLE BOY.

IT'S COOL.
HE'S A LITTLE HOTHEADED.

YEAH? WELL, THERE'S NO PLACE
ON THIS GOLF COURSE

-FOR TALK LIKE THAT.
-AND THERE'S NO PLACE
ON THIS GOLF COURSE

FOR PANTS LIKE THOSE.

COME ON, GUYS.

Hutch:
What's up?

THIS IS IT, HUTCH.
HE'S HERE.

What are you talking about?

ANDREEV JUST SHOWED UP.

YEAH, HE'S LOOKING FOR ACTION.
I GOT IT ALL SET UP.

I GOT A TOURNAMENT, JOE!
I CAN'T JUST LEAVE RIGHT NOW.

IT'S PART OF MY SENTENCE.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
NO, NO, NO.

YOU GET OVER HERE NOW.

GOTTA GIVE ME SOME TIME,
JOE.

LISTEN, GET OVER HERE
AS SOON AS YOU CAN.

I'LL HOLD HIM OFF, HUTCH.
HURRY YOUR ASS.

OKAY, I'LL BE THERE.

OH, MY, MY, MY.

GIVE ME A PIECE
OF RHUBARB PIE.

LOOK WHO IT IS.

HOOCH--
I MEAN HUTCH McGEE.

I DIDN'T KNOW
THEY LET YOU OUT, BUDDY.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I'M WITH THE LOOPERS.

LOOPERS?

(laughs)

OH NO!

YOU GOT STUCK
WITH THE REJECTS?

COME ON, MAN.
OH, I'M SO SORRY.

I'LL MAKE SURE I WATCH MY CAR,
I KNOW THAT, RIGHT?

RIGHT?
(laughs)

ME, I'M--
I'M WITH THE OAKWOOD GROUP.

SO WE'RE THREE,
FOUR-YEAR RUNNING CHAMPS.

NO BIG DEAL.

YOU'LL SEE US OVER THERE
ATOP THE LEADER BOARD.

YEAH.
(sniffing)

NO, NO BOOZE.

GOOD FOR YOU.
KEEP IT UP.

LISTEN UP!

WE'RE AT WAR.

THIS IS OUR BATTLEFIELD.

ALL RIGHT, LOOPERS,
LISTEN UP.

WHAT'S THE MATTER, MR. HUTCH?

NOTHING. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'M CARB LOADING.

THERE'S NO CARB LOADING
IN GOLF.

PUT IT AWAY.

OKAY.

ART, YOU'RE TEEING OFF
WITH THE ONES ON 10.

PETE, WITH THE TWOS ON FOUR.
DAVID, BACK NINE WITH THREES,

TIARRE, WITH FOURS ON TWO
AND GEORGE, WITH THE FIVES
ON THREE.

-DID YOU SAY I WAS A FOUR?
-YOU'RE A TWO.

-WAIT, I THOUGHT I WAS A TWO?
-YOU'RE A FOUR,

-BUT YOU'RE ON TWO.
-WAIT, I THOUGHT I WAS ON FOUR.

BACK NINE WITH THE THREES.

WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?

-ALL I KNOW IS I'M A ONE.
-ARE WE GETTING QUIZZED ON THIS?

THESE ARE THE SCORE CARDS.

YOUR STARTING HOLE
IS LISTED NEXT TO YOUR NAME.

UNDERSTAND?
SHOTGUN START IN 10 MINUTES.

-COACH?
-YEAH?

AREN'T YOU GOING
TO GIVE US ANY ADVICE?

KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN,
HIT THE BALL STRAIGHT.
I DUNNO.

I SAW THAT.

HOW DOES HE DO THAT?

OH, WOW!

-CRUD!
-I THINK YOU MEANT "FORE."

NO, TRUST ME,
I MEANT CRUD.

(all chuckling)

GUYS, IT'S REALLY GOOD
TO BE OUT HERE WITH YOU TODAY.

WHO IS THAT KID?

HE'S WITH LITTLE LOOPERS.

(sighs)

LET'S GO.

CRAP!

(grunts)

WHAT AM I DOING
WITH THIS KID?

HEY.

-HOW YOU DOIN'?
-I'M GOOD.

MAN, YOU HIT
A PRETTY GOOD BALL THERE, HUH?

-WHAT'S YOUR NAME, BUDDY?
-THANK YOU. ART.

ART?!
HOW YOU DOIN'? I'M TODD.

NICE TO MEET YOU.

NICE TO MEET YOU.
NICE TO MEET YOU.

SO TELL ME, ART,
WHO TAUGHT YOU HOW TO PLAY, MAN?

-NOBODY.
-OH, COME ON.

-COME ON.
-NO.

-REALLY?
-NO.

FANTASTIC.
THAT IS SOMETHING.
THAT IS SOMETHING.

TELL YOU WHAT, ART.

I TEACH AT A LITTLE PLACE
CALLED OAKWOOD.

YOU EVER HEAR ABOUT IT?

SURE YOU HAVE.

HERE'S THE DEAL, ARTHUR--

I THINK YOU'D BE GREAT
ON OUR SQUAD.

I'LL TELL YOU THIS--

WHY DON'T YOU COME
AND PLAY FOR OAKWOOD?

WE PLAY THE BEST COURSES
IN THE STATE,

GOT THE BEST
TRAINING FACILITIES,

COUPLE OF CUTE GIRLS
ON THE SQUAD.

-YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?
-YEAH YEAH.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

UM, I'M ALREADY ON A TEAM.

-YOU'RE ON A TEAM?
-I'M ON A TEAM.

THERE'S NO TEAM
IN GOLF, ARTHUR.

IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU

BEING THE BEST
YOU CAN BE. HMM?

THINK ABOUT IT.

GAH!

WHOO!

WHOO!

OAKWOOD! OAKWOOD!

WHOO HOO HOOO HOO!

YES.

YEAH, JUST FINISHED UP.
I'M ON MY WAY.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
HE LEFT?!

COME ON, JOE! HE--
OH MY...

(kids giggling)

WE STINK.

WE'RE NOT GREAT,
THAT'S FOR SURE.

WE CAME IN LAST PLACE.

I HAD THE WORST SCORE
OF THE WHOLE DAY.

YOU DID REALLY GOOD, ART.

THANKS, TIARRE.
I MEAN, WE ALL DID PRETTY WELL.

MR. HUTCH, ARE YOU GOING
TO BREAK DOWN THE ROUND FOR US?

(chuckles)

YOU WANT ME TO BREAK IT DOWN,
HMM?

GEORGE, YOU'RE NOT AT THE Y.
YOU CAN'T CUSS AFTER EVERY SHOT.

PETE, YOU GOTTA STOP TALKING
IN PEOPLE'S BACKSWINGS.

TIARRE, I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT YOU WERE DOING
ON THE GREEN.

WERE YOU USING A DRIVER
OR A PUTTER?

TO BE HONEST, YOU KNOW,
YOU GUYS EMBARRASSED ME.

-YOU EMBARRASSED YOURSELF.
-WHAT DID YOU SAY?

YEAH, YOU HEARD ME.
I SAID YOU EMBARRASSED YOURSELF.

-DON'T, ART. IT'S OKAY.
-NO, IT'S NOT OKAY.

WHERE ARE THOSE CORE VALUES
GUIDING YOU, HUTCH?

YOU SAY GOLF IS A GAME
THAT DEMANDS OUR BEST.

WHERE'S YOURS, HUH?
OVER THERE AT GREEN HILLS?

WHERE'S YOUR RESPECT
FOR THE GAME?

YOU DRINK ALL DAY ON THE COURSE,
AND THEN YOU COME OUT HERE

AND YELL AT LITTLE KIDS
THAT DON'T EVEN KNOW THE RULES
OF THE GAME,

LET ALONE
KNOW HOW TO PLAY IT.

YOU HAVEN'T TAKEN ONE MOMENT
TO TEACH US HOW TO PLAY GOLF.

SO DON'T GO TALKING
ABOUT US EMBARRASSING YOU.

MUST BE SO NICE TO BE YOUNG
AND KNOW EVERYTHING.

LIFE ISN'T SO SIMPLE
THE OLDER YOU GET.

IT'S NOT ONE LONG VACATION
LIKE IT IS FOR YOU KIDS.

WHATEVER, HUTCH.
YOU ASK ME,

YOU'RE THE ONE THAT SHOULD BE
ENROLLED IN LITTLE LOOPERS.

NOT OUT HUSTLING SCHLEPS
IN YOUR LITTLE MONEY GAME.

WELL, NO ONE ASKED YOU.
AND THANKS TO YOU GUYS,

I NO LONGER HAVE A MONEY GAME.

AND MAYBE IF YOU SHOWED
A LITTLE MORE GUTS
WITH YOUR FATHER

INSTEAD OF MOUTHING OFF TO ME,
YOU WOULDN'T BE SNEAKING AROUND

TO PLAY THE GAME.

WELL, LIKE YOU SAID, HUTCH,
AT LEAST I HAVE A FATHER.

I HELD HIM THERE
AS LONG AS I COULD, MAN.

I THINK HE'LL BE HERE
ALL WEEK.

MAYBE SET SOMETHING UP
NEXT WEEKEND.

WHY WOULD YOU BE SURPRISED

I MIGHT HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT
GETTING MY CARD BACK, JOE?

WHAT? AFRAID YOU MIGHT
LOSE YOUR CASH COW?

HEY, YOU CHOSE THIS LIFE,
HUTCH.

NOBODY ELSE.

AND BELIEVE ME,

I DON'T NEED YOUR CUT
FROM THE GAMES I SET UP
FOR YOU.

YOU DON'T THINK I'M GOOD ENOUGH
TO MAKE THE TOUR?

IT'S NOT ME THAT DOESN'T THINK
YOU'RE GOOD ENOUGH, IT'S YOU.

IF YOU ASK ME, YOU'RE ONE
OF THE FIVE BEST GOLFERS
I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.

AND I MEAN THAT.

YOU HAVE EVERYTHING IT TAKES--
MENTAL, PHYSICAL.

WHAT'S IT SAY ABOUT YOU
THAT YOU'RE TEACHING HACKS,

TAKING DOWN MARKS
INSTEAD OF ON THE TOUR, HUH?

WHAT'S THAT ABOUT?

YOU GOT NOBODY ELSE TO BLAME
BUT YOURSELF.

HERE YOU GO, SIR.
YOU'RE ALL SET.

THANKS.

OH, UH...

YOUR PRO SHOP.
DO THEY CARRY JUNIOR CLUBS?

OH, OF COURSE, SIR.

THANK YOU.

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

EASY THERE, TOUGH GUY.

I'M HUTCH'S FRIEND AND PARTNER.

DIDN'T KNOW MR. HUTCH
HAD FRIENDS.

OH, YOU'RE THE FUNNY ONE, HUH?

WELL, HUTCH IS RUNNING LATE,
SO HOP ON, COME ON.

-Y'ALL GOOD?
-YEP.

(door bells jangle)

(cell phone ringing)

HELLO? LITTLE LOOPERS.

Male voice:
I am calling to talk
about the tournament

-your kids were enrolled in.
-YES.

Forgive me, ma'am,
if it's none of my business,

but I just thought
the behavior of your coach

was wildly inappropriate.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

HE WAS JUST EXTREMELY
DISENGAGED.

-AND TOTALLY UNORGANI--
-(squishing sound)

--ZED. AND I-- I DON'T KNOW,

I FELT LIKE HE REALLY
DIDN'T EVEN CARE

about kids.

OKAY?

OH, AND HE MIGHT HAVE BEEN
DRINKING ALSO. BYE.

WHAT?!

WHO IS THIS?

(grunting, farting)

(toilet flushes)

George:
MAN, THIS SURE BEATS PRACTICE,
MR. EARL.

THAT'S FOR SURE.
VERY COOL.

David:
HEY, MR. EARL,

HOW DO YOU KNOW MR. HUTCH?
WHERE DO YOU KNOW HIM FROM?

UH, WE GOT A HISTORY,
WE DO.

Pete:
IS IT A GOOD HISTORY
OR A BAD HISTORY?

HUTCH?
IT'S PROBABLY BAD HISTORY.

(Earl laughs)
YOU GOT HIS NUMBER, HUH?

WELL, IT'S A LITTLE OF BOTH,
MAYBE.

MR. EARL, WE ALL KNOW
THAT HE USED TO BE A PRO GOLFER,

BUT HOW DID HE COME
TO OWN THIS PLACE?

UH, WELL, WE WON IT,
ACTUALLY.

PRETTY GOOD STORY.
Y'ALL WANT TO HEAR IT?

All:
YEAH, SURE.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE.

UH, SO WHEN I MET HUTCH,
IT'S A LONG TIME AGO, RIGHT?

HE'D JUST GOT OFF THE TOUR
AND HE WAS LOOKING
FOR A MONEY GAME.

SO I SET HIM UP
WITH A COUPLE HIGH ROLLERS
I KNEW FROM TEXAS

WHO BANKROLLED THIS STUD
OUT OF HOUSTON NAMED ALISTAR

IN A GAME OF
WHAT'S CALLED "ADD ZERO."

WHAT'S ADD ZERO?

WELL, THAT'S A BIG MONEY GAME.

OKAY? EACH HOLE STARTS OFF
WORTH A DOLLAR.

AT ANY POINT IN THE ROUND,

YOU CAN ADD A ZERO,
UPPING THE STAKES.

SO NEXT IS 10 AND THEN 100
AND SO ON AND SO ON AND SO ON.

ALL RIGHT, YOU WITH ME?

FIRST NINE,

BACK AND FORTH,

ALISTAR MAKES A SHOT,
HUTCH MATCHES.

HUTCH MAKES A SHOT,
ALISTAR MATCHES.

BUT THE THING IS,

THEY'D BE ADDING ZEROS
EVERY OTHER HOLE.

SO I DON'T KNOW
HOW GOOD Y'ALL ARE WITH MATH,

BUT BY THE TIME WE GET
TO THE BACK NINE,

THAT'S FOUR BIG ZEROS.

NOW THERE'S NO BLOOD
UNTIL THE 11th.

AND THEN GUSHING BLOOD,

A SEVERED ARTERY
WHEN ALISTAR SINKS A BIRDIE
ON 12,

AND HUTCH'S APPROACH
LANDS ON THE BEACH ON 13.

AND TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE,
ANOTHER ZERO ON 14.

Both:
THAT'S $100,000.

YEAH, BUT HUTCH FIGHTS BACK.

HE BIRDIES 15,
SAVES PAR ON 16.

THEN ON 17-- SPOOOO!
EAGLE!

SO IT'S ALL EVEN
GOING INTO THE 18th HOLE.

BUT THIS IS A HOLE,
IT COULD HAVE BEEN DESIGNED
BY THE DEVIL HIMSELF.

AND THEN JUST BEFORE
THEY TEE OFF,

THE BIG BOY
LOOKS OVER AT HUTCH
AND HE SAYS,

"ADD ZERO."

YUP.

THAT'S $1 MILLION!

-GOT THAT, LITTLE DARLIN'.
-George: DANG.

AND THEY HIT
MAGNIFICENT DRIVES.

I MEAN, THEY SPLIT THE FAIRWAY,
BUT AS I SAID,

IT'S A TRICKY HOLE.
HUTCH LOOKS OVER AT ME,
HE SAYS,

"BIG EARL, THERE'S TWO THINGS
THAT WON'T TAKE YOU FAR--

DOGS THAT CHASE CARS
AND GOLFERS THAT PUTT
FOR PARS."

AND WITH THAT,

LIKE EXCALIBUR,

THE BOY DRAGS OUT
HIS THREE WOOD.

HE'S GOT
THAT 1,000-YARD STARE,

A SLIGHT WIND IN HIS FACE.
POOF!

HAMMERS THE SHOT,
LANDING ON THE GREEN

THREE FEET FROM THE HOLE!

END OF STORY,
END OF MATCH.

IT WAS THE GREATEST MONEY SHOT
I EVER DONE WITNESSED.

YOU GUYS WON $1 MILLION?

WELL, LIKE EVERYTHING,
IT WAS BETTER THAN IT SOUNDED.

THESE BOYS WEREN'T OILMEN
LIKE THEY SAID. THEY WERE...

REAL-ESTATE DEVELOPERS.
SO WE CUT A DEAL.

AND THEY DEEDED US THE PLACE.

GOOD MORNING.

-OH, HEY.
-HUTCH AROUND?

UH, NO, HE'S RUNNING LATE,
ACTUALLY.

(laughs)
COME ON, KIDS.
WE'RE GOING BACK.

YOU CAN TELL MR. HUTCH
HIS OBLIGATIONS ARE OVER.

HE'S BEEN RELIEVED
OF HIS SERVICES. LET'S GO.

ALL RIGHT.

I'LL SEE YOU GUYS.

YOU GOT STUFF ON YOUR FACE.

WHAT'S GOING ON?!

YOU BLEW IT.

HUTCH, DON'T.

HUTCH?

DON'T.

PENDULUM, PENDULUM.

-WHAT IS HE DOING HERE?!
-HE'S OUR NEW COACH.

-(laughs)
-OH HEY, LOOK, EVERYBODY!

IT'S YOUR OLD DRUNK COACH,
MR. HUTCH. HOW YOU DOING,
MR. HUTCH?

THIS GUY IS A TOTAL CLOWN.
HE'S ONLY HERE FOR ART.

OH, NO, THAT'S WHERE
YOU'RE WRONG, HUTCH.

I LOVE THESE KIDS.

AND THEY LOVE ME.

SEE, I'M HERE
BECAUSE I WANT TO BE HERE,

NOT BECAUSE I HAVE TO.

BUT I GOT YOU GUYS A SURPRISE.

YOU CAN'T JUST
BUY YOUR WAY BACK, HUTCH.

-HECK YES, HE CAN, MISS WRIGHT.
-ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

I ALSO WANT TO APOLOGIZE.
JUST LET THE LOOPERS
HEAR ME OUT.

WELL, YOU HAVE BEEN
A PRETTY CRUDDY COACH
SO FAR, MR. HUTCH.

THAT'S FOR SURE.

YES, I HAVE.

UM, WHAT I'D LIKE TO DO
IS ASK YOU FOR SOMETHING.

YOU KNOW WHAT A MULLIGAN IS?

-IT'S A DO-OVER.
-THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S A DO-OVER.

SO I'M GONNA ASK YOU GUYS
IF YOU'LL LET ME TAKE ONE.

I'M GONNA ASK THAT YOU GUYS
DO THE SAME,

AND WE JUST DO THIS
ALL OVER AGAIN, TOGETHER,

AS A TEAM.

WHAT DO YOU SAY?

NOPE!
THAT'S WHAT I SAY.

YOU KNOW WHY, HUTCH?

THERE'S NO MULLIGANS
IN LIFE.

YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE,

YOU BLEW IT!

ENOUGH!
WE'RE GOING TO MAKE THE CALL.

COME ON, HUDDLE UP.

DO THE RIGHT THING.

(all whispering)

OKAY, WE'RE GONNA
LET YOU GUYS SETTLE
THIS COACHING SITUATION.

COME WITH US.

GENTLEMEN, YOU GET ONE SHOT.

WHOEVER MAKES IT
INTO THAT FIRST HOLE OVER THERE

COACHES LOOPERS.

OH, HANG ON A SECOND.

THAT HOLE OVER THERE?
THAT'S HALFWAY ACROSS TOWN.

ALL RIGHT,
CALL IT IN THE AIR.

HEADS!

HEADS IT IS.

I DEFER.

ALL RIGHT.

AHEM!

OH!

(laughs)

I THINK THAT SHOULD DO IT.

(window smashing,
tire squealing)

OOH, SNAP!

(scattered applause)

BYE, TODD!

-OH, YEAH!
-HIGH FIVE!
LET'S GO, COME ON. LOOPERS!

WELL, SINCE I WAS HOPING
WE'D START OVER,

I FIGURED WE'D START OVER
WITH NEW EQUIPMENT, HUH?

(laughs)
COME HERE, ART.

-THANKS, HUTCH.
-SURE.

GEORGIE.

OH, YEAH!
THANKS, MR. HUTCH.

YOU'RE WELCOME.
DAVE?

-SWEET. THANK YOU!
-YOU'RE WELCOME.

PETE? THERE YOU GO.

-THANK YOU, MR. HUTCH.
-YOU'RE WELCOME.

YOU WAIT RIGHT THERE.

(laughs)

I'M ESPECIALLY SORRY TO YOU.
COME HERE.

-THANKS, MR. HUTCH.
-YOU'RE WELCOME.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'M JUST TRYING
TO LIKE 'EM BACK.

* I KNOW YOU

* YOU KNOW ME...

CAN YOU TEACH ME HOW TO PUTT?

AND GO.

* WE CAN'T TURN AWAY

* DON'T WANT TO HIDE

* WHEREVER WE GO

* OUR BODIES COLLIDE

* YEAH, I KNOW THAT

* EVERYONE AGREES

* THE LIGHT'S SHINING DOWN

* ALL OVER YOU AND ME

* IN THE STARS

* WELL, THIS HAS BEEN

* DEEP IN OUR HEARTS

* THE ORIGINAL SIN

* THE HOUR OF NOW

* SAYS TAKE THE SHOT

* BLOW IT ON LOVE

* IT'S TOO DAMN HOT...

WHOO!

YET AGAIN.
ANOTHER BIG TROPHY
GOES TO OAKWOOD!

HOO HOO!
OAKWOOD. OAKIE OAKIE OAKIE
OAKWOOD!

* DRAWN TO THE FLAME

* NO REAL CHOICE

* WON'T LOOK AWAY

* GOT TO REJOICE

* NEVER BE BETTER

* I'VE A CROSS TO BEAR

* THE CHILLS AND THE TOUCH

* TRUTH OR DARE...

(all cheering)

* EVERYONE AGREES

* THE LIGHT'S SHINING DOWN

* ALL OVER YOU AND ME

* YOU'RE OUT AND ABOUT

* LIVIN' LIFE LARGE

* YOU SCREAM AND SHOUT

* UNTIL OUR TIME
RUNS OUT *

* WELL, I KNOW THAT...

ONE, TWO, THREE!

(all talking at once)

KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN
ON THE BALL, OKAY?

HEAD DOWN ON THE BALL.
KEEP IT DOWN.

OKAY.

WOW. YOU KNOW, YOU MAKE THIS
PLACE LOOK A WHOLE LOT BETTER.

DIDN'T THE KIDS TELL YOU?
I'VE GOT SOME EXCITING NEWS.

I'VE GOT
SOME EXCITING NEWS TOO.

-GO AHEAD, YOU FIRST.
-I GOT ACCEPTED.

I'M PLAYING
IN A PRO QUALIFIER.

YEAH.
ACTUALLY, IT WAS ART'S IDEA.

I'M USING MY EXEMPTION
AND THEY ACCEPTED IT.

THAT'S FANTASTIC, HUTCH.

-WHEN IS IT?
-UH, THE LAST WEEKEND
OF NEXT MONTH.

YEAH, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
I'M SO EXCITED.

(laughs)
HOW ABOUT YOU?
WHAT'S YOUR GOOD NEWS?

CONGRATULATIONS.

1,000 HOURS COMMUNITY SERVICE
IN RECORD TIME.

TO COMMEMORATE THE OCCASION,
I GOT YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING.

THANK YOU.

I GUESS YOU'RE DONE.

DID YOU TELL HIM,
MISS WRIGHT?

WE MADE IT
INTO THE STATE JUNIORS.

REALLY?
THAT'S GREAT.

OKAY, NOW KIDS,
UNFORTUNATELY,

MR. HUTCH
IS NOT GOING TO BE ABLE
TO COACH YOU ANY LONGER.

HE'S TRYING TO GET
HIS PRO TOUR CARD BACK,

AND HIS TOURNAMENT
IS THE SAME WEEKEND
AS THE STATE JUNIORS.

IT'S A TREMENDOUS OPPORTUNITY
FOR HIM,

AN OPPORTUNITY I TOLD HIM
HE CAN'T PASS UP.

HE WANTED TO COACH YOU
ALL THE WAY THROUGH,

BUT I WOULDN'T LET HIM.

THAT STINKS.

YOU WERE JUST BEGINNING
TO GET COOL.

-YEAH, WHO'S GOING
TO COACH US AT STATE?
-HE DOESN'T NEED US ANYMORE.

-HE SERVED HIS TIME.
-SO THAT'S IT?

GUYS, I'M SORRY.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

I GUESS IT'S JUST BAD TIMING.
UH, YOU'RE WELCOME TO COME OVER

AND USE THE CLUB
ANYTIME YOU WANT.

OH, BOY, WHAT A PERK.

FOR WHAT?
DIVE FOR CRUDDY GOLF BALLS.

WASH CARTS?

ENOUGH.
LIKE I SAID,

MR. HUTCH WANTED TO TAKE YOU
ALL THE WAY TO THE STATES.

I WOULDN'T LET HIM.

SO BE GRATEFUL
AND WISH HIM WELL.

GOOD LUCK, MR. HUTCH.
IT'S PRETTY AWESOME.

FOR GOOD LUCK, MR. HUTCH.

THANK YOU.

HUTCH, YOU KNOW
YOU'VE GOT THE ABILITY.

YOU'VE DONE IT BEFORE.

REALLY GOOD.
THAT WAS REALLY GOOD.

IT LOOKS LIKE 157
TO THE FRONT OF THE GREEN,

PIN'S IN THE CENTER,
ABOUT 167 TO THE CENTER.

GO IN.

(sighs)

HOW YOU FEEL?

I feel great.
I play great.

IT'S THE BEST
I'VE FELT IN YEARS.

I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH.

HEY, KIDS HAVE
THEIR TOURNAMENT TOMORROW.

I appreciate you taking 'em.

-YEAH, I'M PROUD OF YOU, KID.
-THANKS, BUDDY.

YOU KNOW THE BEST THING
ABOUT GOLF?

HA! IS THIS ONE
OF YOUR TRICK QUESTIONS?

NO AGE LIMIT-- 16 TO 60
AS LONG AS YOU GOT GAME.

YOU CAN TRY OUT
FOR THE SENIOR TOUR
WHEN YOU GET OLDER.

ALL RIGHT, I GOTTA GET.
GOOD LUCK TOMORROW.

I'LL KEEP YOU POSTED,
ALL RIGHT?

THANKS, BUDDY.

-HUTCH.
-PETE.

-NICE TO MEET YOU.
-KIMBERLY. NICE TO MEET YOU,
SIR.

NICE TO MEET YOU.

NOW ON THE TEE,
MR. PETER BERNARD.

WILLIAM McGEE.

CALL ME HUTCH.

ALL RIGHT.

MR. McGEE? HUTCH?

HUTCH, THE BOX IS YOURS.

(sighs)

YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO SCRATCH ME.

I'M TAKING A MULLIGAN.

-YOU UNDERSTAND
WHAT THIS MEANS, MR. McGEE?
-I DO.

YOU WON'T BE ABLE
TO USE THIS EXEMPTION
AGAIN NEXT TIME.

SMILE.
IT'S JUST GOLF.

PLAY WELL.

Kristin:
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

-HOW DID IT GO, MR. HUTCH?
-WHAT'S UP, MR. HUTCH?

DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.
WE HAVE A TOURNAMENT TO GO TO.

-WE CAN'T.
-WE'RE DOWN A MAN, MR. HUTCH.

WE DON'T HAVE ART.
HIS DAD WOULDN'T LET HIM.

I'LL GET ART.
YOU AND EARL GET THE KIDS
TO THE TOURNAMENT.

I WILL GET ART.

(knocking)

HEY, MR. FUELLER,
I'M HERE TO GRAB ART.

JUST RUNNING A LITTLE LATE.
SORRY.

I JUST TALKED TO MR. BOYD.
ART'S SEASON IS OVER.

-HE NEEDS MORE TIME
FOR HIS STUDIES.
-STUDIES FOR WHAT?

IT'S OVER, MR. McGEE.
IT'S DONE.

WAIT.
DO YOU EVEN KNOW YOUR SON?

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
HOW TALENTED HE REALLY IS?

HUH? AND HOW MUCH
HE LOVES THE GAME?

KIDS LOVE A LOT OF THINGS.

IF YOU HAD SOME,
MAYBE YOU'D KNOW THAT.

I GOT FOUR OVER THERE
WAITING AT A TOURNAMENT
RIGHT NOW.

WE NEED YOUR SON
TO COMPLETE OUR TEAM.

PLEASE.

LOOK, I RESPECT
WHERE YOU'RE COMING FROM,

AND I WISH MY FATHER
CARED FOR ME AS MUCH
AS YOU DO FOR YOUR SON.

BUT IF YOU CARE FOR YOUR SON
AS MUCH AS I BELIEVE YOU DO,

YOU'LL LET HIM PLAY, LOUIS.

MAYBE NEXT SEASON,
IF HIS GRADES ARE UP TO PAR,

SO TO SPEAK.

I TOLD YOU TO--

WHERE'D YOU GET THESE?

COACH GOT 'EM FOR ME.

MR. McGEE, WAIT.

LISTEN.

HOW GOOD IS HE?

DAMN IT.
I DON'T SEE ART.

WHERE'S ART?

-RIGHT THERE.
-ART!

ALL RIGHT,
I'LL GO SIGN US IN.

ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
THIS IS IT.

HEY, WAIT A SECOND,
WAIT A SECOND.

THESE GUYS DON'T LOOK
LIKE A TEAM.

-NO, THEY DON'T.
-IS THERE A PRO SHOP HERE?

-RIGHT UP THERE.
-THIS ONE'S ON ME, HUTCH.

-ALL RIGHT.
-COME ON, LOOPERS, LET'S GO.

NOW THEY LOOK LIKE A TEAM.

(laughs)
LET'S GO, LOOPERS.

YOU'RE GONNA LOSE.

YOU KNOW WHY?

BECAUSE YOU'RE A WILD GAZELLE

TRYING TO CROSS THAT RIVER

AND MY LITTLE CROCODILES
ARE GONNA SNAP IT
RIGHT IN HALF.

HA. OKAY.
WELL, WE'LL JUST HAVE TO

LET THE KIDS DECIDE
ON THE GOLF COURSE THERE, TODD.

-GUESS WE WILL, YEAH.
-YEAH.

HEY, GOOD LUCK.

BLACK SHIRTS, 95 DEGREES,
GOOD CHOICE.

GOOD CHOICE, RIGHT, GUYS?
(laughs)

GOOD LUCK!

GUYS, COME HERE, GET FOCUSED.
COME HERE, GET OVER HERE.

YOU READY? STAY FOCUSED.
OKAY, GET FOCUSED, LET'S GO.

COME ON, READY?

HEY, WHERE YOU GOING?

I WAS JUST HEADING BACK
TO THE LITTLE LOOPERS.

NOW?

OOH, LOOKS LIKE OUR BOY

IS TRYING TO GET
A LITTLE RHYTHM, HUH?

Pete:
SURE DOES LOOK LIKE IT.

HE'S JUST TRYING
TO BE A MAN, MR. EARL.

YEAH, WELL,
IT'S ABOUT TIME, HUH?

DO WE HAVE TO DO THIS HERE?

YEAH.

(all cheering)
YEAH, ALL RIGHT!

ALL RIGHT, LOOPERS,
LET'S GO.

GO. GO, BABY.

THAT'S TIGHT.
THAT'S TIGHT! YES!

THATTAGIRL! YES!

LITTLE LOOPERS ARE STARTING
TO CATCH US.

I'M NOT TRYING
TO MAKE YOU NERVOUS,

I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW
THEY MADE BIRDIE ON THIS HOLE,

SO THAT MEANS
YOU HAVE TO MAKE THIS.

IF YOU DON'T MAKE THIS,

IT WOULD MAKE ME VERY ANGRY.

NO PRESSURE.

AHH!

NOT ANGRY, VERY HAPPY.
OH, DON'T CRY, HONEY.

IT'S OKAY.
I WASN'T REALLY GOING
TO BE THAT ANGRY.

BUT NOW I'M HAPPY!
AH! LET'S GO.

I'M FIRED UP!

HOW ABOUT IT?!
YOU SEE THAT? HUH?

-(sighs)
-WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?

THE 250 ALL CARRY.
NOW THIS IS A GOLF TOURNAMENT.

YOU GOTTA HIT THIS SHOT.

YOU GOTTA CARRY IT
ALL THE WAY BACK THERE.

THIS IS IT.
WE GOTTA PICK UP TWO STROKES
ON THIS HOLE.

-THAT'LL PUT US IN THE LEAD.
-THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

IF YOU MISS THIS GOLF SHOT,
YOU GOTTA MISS IT RIGHT

TO LEAVE YOURSELF ENOUGH ROOM
TO CHIP UP AND MAKE BIRDIE.

YOU KNOW WHAT, MR. HUTCH?

THERE ARE TWO THINGS
THAT WON'T GET YOU VERY FAR--

DOGS WHO CHASE CARS
AND GOLFERS WHO PUTT FOR PARS.

I GOT THIS.

OH, COME ON!
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

REALLY?

THAT ABOUT DO IT?

(snorts)

(clearing throat)

YEAH! GREAT PUTT.
GOOD JOB.

-(grunting)
-I'M GONNA GO CHECK ON TIARRE.

HEY, TODD?
RIGHT BACK AT YA! WHOO!

HEY, ART? ART, ART.

YOU WERE--
YOU WERE AMAZING TODAY, SON.

-JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU.
-THANKS, DAD.

YOU KNOW, I KNOW I'VE BEEN
REALLY HARD ON YOU,

AND I KNOW WE GOTTA GO,
BUT I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU,

I'M REALLY PROUD OF YOU.

YOU OUGHT TO THINK
ABOUT PLAYING IN COLLEGE.

I'M SORRY, DAD.
I'M GONNA GO STRAIGHT
TO THE TOUR.

OVER MY DEAD BODY!

I JUST HAVE TO MAKE THE PUTT
AND I PAR THE HOLE.

TIARRE, YOU HAVE
TO MAKE THIS PUTT.

-DON'T BE NERVOUS.
-I WASN'T UNTIL NOW.

SO IF I MAKE THIS PUTT, WE WIN,
IF I MISS, WE DON'T?

-THAT'S HOW IT IS?
-SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

MAKE IT.

YOU CAN DO THIS.

(all cheering)

AHHH! WHOOO!

-ALL RIGHT, HUTCH, YOU'RE UP.
-WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I SAY TAKE OUT THE BIG BOY
AND LET IT RIP.

HEY, HUTCH,
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO
IF YOU MAKE THE TOUR AGAIN?

I DON'T KNOW.
I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT IT.

ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT ANYTHING?

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING--
HUTCH McGEE IS NOT WORRIED
ABOUT ANYTHING.

WELL...

MAYBE A COUPLE THINGS.

I'M BACK.

(POP SONG BEGINS TO PLAY)

(POP SONG CONTINUES PLAYING)