All language subtitles for The A-Team (1983) - S05E06 - The Say UNCLE Affair (1080p x265 EDGE2020).eng

[suspenseful music]

(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)

(WHIRRING)

She's a beauty, Colonel.
I'm gonna treat her
like the proud lady she is.

(ALARM BLARING)

(MEN YELLING IN RUSSIAN)
Hannibal!

(GUNS FIRING)

(GUN FIRING)

(PHONE RINGING)

Yes?

One moment, please.

Unauthorized access
on the blue line.

Who is it?

CARLA: Brown Fox.

I should have known.

Brown Fox always takes
the most direct route.

Open Channel D.

Hello, Brown Fox.
This is Black Wolf.

I hear there's
a hunter in the woods.

I'm afraid he's lost his way.

(IVAN LAUGHING)

IVAN:
The old handshake
still serves us well, my friend.

Or should I say, General?

Titles are the shields
weak men hide behind.

STOCKWELL:
Isn't that
what we used to say?

We used to say
a lot of things back then.

Both of us possessed
a certain wisdom in our youth.

Have you considered my offer?

I've been thinking
of nothing else.

Look, I'm in Los Angeles.
Why don't we
arrange a meeting?

Well, I'm on
my way there myself.

Shall we say The Pit
at 8:00 a.m.?

I'll see you there.

Welcome back to the club,
Ivan Trigorin.

Your talents have been
lying fallow long enough.

The world has changed
quite a bit
since we were partners.

One's life still depends
on the loyalty of friends.

Yes, well, there's something
I need to tell you.

My decision to return,
in part, is motivated

by a bit of trouble
I've fallen into.

Trouble is the best
motivator I know.

What kind do you have?

MI5 in London.

They recruited me
at the University
for a bit of minor dabbling.

A lighthouse operation.

Well, whenever MI5
has trouble,

they always go looking
for a sacrificial lamb.

Well, that seems
to be the case.
Let me show you something.

Slowly, slowly, Ivan.

A very elaborate story,
but I have
your updated packet.

There's no mention
of our cousins at MI5.

Turn around.

Right. Let's leave
before they arrive.

Get to the car quickly.

Quickly.
I told them
it was bad cover.

STOCKWELL: All right,
slide over. You drive.

Hold it, please.
Your wristwatch.

It's just a watch.

(SIGHING)

Very nice, Ivan.

What does it do?

It tells time.

MURDOCK:
Oh, it is so nice
to be back in LA.

The freeways,
the shallow people,
the superficial relationships.

How could we have lived
anywhere else?

DISHPAN:
And don't forget the smog.

Oh, the smog.

And that sunset
when the light hits the
inversion layer just right,

it turns a beautiful
shade of orange.

HANNIBAL:
Brings a tear to the eye.

My sentiments
exactly, Colonel.

I love this place.

It's not every day
a kid from the barrio

gets to stay at
the Beverly Palms Hotel.

And buy a pair of $600
alligator boots and charge
them to room service.

No go?

Take them back, Frankie.
It's not nice to waste
the taxpayers' money.

Okay.

MAN ON TV:
And now,
with the network news update,

here's Wendy Gordon.

The Kremlin today accused
the United States

of stealing its
top-secret stealth bomber.

The US ambassador
to the Soviet Union
has yet to respond.

Now who could have done that?

He's late,
that's not like him.
Where's Face?

Said he was visiting
a sick aunt.

HANNIBAL: I thought you said
he had a sick aunt.

She seems to have made
a rapid recovery.

Thank you.

(SIGHING)

Sorry she couldn't stay,
guys, but she had to run.

She's collecting alms
for the poor.

Then tell her to stop
by my room and collect.

(PHONE RINGING)

Yeah.

Thank you.

Front desk just got
a strange message.

Said the caller said,
"Turn to Channel 8."

Stockwell.

Good morning, gentlemen.
I'm in the jet,
flying at 30,000 feet.

The room you're in is
equipped with a two-way video.

How about the bedroom?

We have a major problem.
General Stockwell is missing.

He's been missing
since 0600.

We found his car empty.

Maybe he went to the movies.

He communicates with us
every 30 minutes.

He's definitely in trouble,
and we've moved to Code Gray.

When's the last time
you saw him?

Just before he went to meet
this man, Ivan Trigorin,

code name Brown Fox.

He's a major
international player.

His cover
is Professor of Psychology
from Oxford in England.

He's here on a lecture tour
in the United States.

As a matter of fact,
he's speaking this afternoon
at UCLA.

And Stockwell,
he didn't have any idea

that this Trigorin
was gunning for him?

He was once
one of the General's
most trusted friends.

They were partners
at the CIA
for nearly 10 years.

In this business,
that's a very long time.

Nice business.

My messenger has put
a file in the desk drawer,
Mr. Santana.

That's the file on Trigorin.

Everything we know about him.
Read it and destroy it.

This is the last time
we'll be able to communicate.

You must find Stockwell
within the next 36 hours.

Or what?

Everything folds up
and disappears.

This process
has already begun.

Unless the General's
voice hits the blue phone
before the deadline,

everything, every bit of this
operation will vanish.

You would be on your own.

And what about
our pardon?

It disappears
with the General.

I don't like party crashers.

We have nothing to say.
We are with
the Soviet Consulate.

Talk up or I'll turn you
into borscht.

We have diplomatic immunity.

Not from me you don't.

HANNIBAL: I'm gonna ask you
one more time.
What are you doing here?

Finish him off, B.A.
Maybe the next one will talk.

(GASPING)

I will talk!

I'm listening.

BOROFSKY: My orders are
to find General Stockwell.

We followed the messenger
from the jet.

Okay, B.A., get rid of him
and his two buddies.

But if the KGB
hasn't got Stockwell,
then who does?

IVAN: Good of you
to join us, General.

I'd like to introduce
Dr. Kwai Li.

He'll be assisting me
in our time together.

DR. LI: I am honored,
General.

Excuse me
for not standing, Dr. Li.

And my apologies to you.
I'm afraid
I underestimated you.

Your dossier doesn't say
anything about
working for the Chinese.

Secrets still exist.

Some even from you.

Perhaps you'd care to share
some secrets with me?

Offhand,
I can't think of any.

I'll have to help you then.

You realize, of course,
this is strictly business.

Nothing personal.

Of course.

It should be of interest
to both of us, though.

Considering our mutual
interest in the tolerances
of the human mind.

It's a long way from Cuba.

Light years. Where is it?

Where is what?

I'm afraid
the subject is ready.

You're aware
you're breaking every rule
of the Geneva Convention?

When did we ever worry
about the Swiss?

Especially you.

I thought this
was only business.

I guess we're not working
together on this one.

No, General.
On this particular occasion,
only one of us is coming back.

(HEART BEATING)

(BEEPING)

FACE: Oh, absolutely,
I love the place.

Listen, I'll be coming over
to your office
in a few minutes and...

Oh, no, no, that's all right.
I'll come to you.

Great. We'll see you then.

Guys, we're not
out of here in 10 minutes,

we're gonna have
to sign a lease.

The old scam man,
back in action, huh?

Scam man is never
out of action.

I can't believe
Stockwell would just walk
into a trap like that.

Whoever hired Trigorin
knew he'd get
close to Stockwell.

The question is who?

Hey, man,
if we don't figure that out,
we're gonna be fugitives.

We're gonna be
out there all alone.

Oh, man,
you're making me nostalgic.

We're gonna be
on the run forever.
That's a long time.

Relax, Frankie.
Grab a file.

If he's still alive,
we get to him in 18 hours,
we're back in business.

Cover file.
No clues here, Colonel.

Nothing in his personal file.

All right.
The KGB doesn't have him.

Now, who's big enough

or hungry enough to make
a play for the plane?

Libya.

Iran.

Cuba.

Chinese, North Koreans...

Chinese. Chinese, Chinese,
Chinese. Wait a minute,
wait a minute.

Yes. Here it is.

For the last six months,
according to his Oxford files,

Ivan Trigorin
has been auditing

graduate-level courses
in Mandarin Chinese.

I like that.

(WHISTLING)

(SPEAKING MANDARIN)

Well, howdy there,
little lady.

Now, the old chuck wagon
just rolled on in.

How about letting me
come on in and drop some
grub off on your boys?

(EXCLAIMING)

You folks sure do
have yourselves
a mighty fine spread.

I'm looking for the gent
who is one mighty hungry
hombre.

Now, who put in
the double order of
Moo Goo Gai Pan, huh?

Well, well.

Tarnation. Look at that.
I plumb forgot the soy sauce.

Old Chef Hop Sei, he's gonna
wail the living daylights
out of me.

Gonna give me a hit
right here on the old butt.

Yeah, I'm sorry, ma'am.
I don't quite understand what
you're trying to say to me.

Speak clearly.

You got a stereo
and everything in this place.

What kind of music
are you listening to?

I don't understand.
A bathroom,
you got everything that the...

(GUNS COCKING)

Shoot, what's a little
soy sauce among friends?

(POP MUSIC PLAYING)

B.A.: I can't take no more
of this jukebox music.

Hey, come on.
Hey, be careful with that.
It belongs to my cousin.

Man, you crank it up
one more time,

and it belongs
to the garbage man.

You just don't appreciate
fine stereo equipment.

We're talking
state of the art here.

Compact disk,
500-watt amps,

theater-size speakers.

Come on, let me enjoy it
while I'm still a free man.

Frankie, why on earth
would your cousin

put such a fine sound system
into his motor home?

Well, his clientele
demands it.

He rents this baby out
on all the big tours.
Major names.

Glenn Frey, Tom Petty,

Huey Lewis.

Next time you use that shower,
remember, Madonna
stood in there naked.

You see, the Chinese Consulate
was remodeled two years ago.

I got these contractor's
plans from the city files.

DISHPAN: How do you get
this stuff, man?

Well, just let me say
there's a lovely young lady
in the City Planner's office

who will be my guest
for dinner at La Palm.

That is if we don't have
to leave the country.

Now, there's a room
in the first floor
with no windows.

That'd be the center
of their intelligence
operation.

Yeah, if Stockwell's
in there, that's where
they probably got him.

Okay. Here's the plan.

B.A., at 0500, you, Face
and Murdock slip inside.

Frankie and I will use this
as a mobile reconnaissance.

Then, at exactly 0520...

MURDOCK:
Sorry to interrupt, Colonel.

(SNIFFING)
Whoa! Hey.

Captain Murdock
reporting, sir.

The Chinese consulate
is in a state
of military preparedness.

Troops are billeted
on the second floor,
armed and lethal.

I, myself,
was struck repeatedly

with Moo Shu Pork
and Egg Foo Young.

Good work, Captain.
Did you get the pictures?

In a matter of seconds
you will have
a full compliment

of eight-by-ten glossies
and wallet-size photos

for your family collection.

Frankie, show Murdock
to the Madonna
memorial shower

and then develop that film.

(PHONE RINGING)

STOCKWELL: Stockwell here.

IVAN:
Good afternoon, General,
this is the President.

Good afternoon,
Mr. President.
What can I do for you?

Firstly, I'd like
to congratulate you on
the success of your mission.

Secondly, I have to inform you
of grave repercussions.

The Russians are mobilizing
in East Germany.

They've threatened
to blockade West Berlin

unless the stealth fighter
is returned immediately.

I must know
the location of that jet.

Sir, I...
Where is it?

I...

"Four score
and seven years ago,

"our fathers brought
forth on this continent
a new nation..."

Having fun with this, General?

Think you can keep up
this charade indefinitely?

It's only a question
of time before you...

Time. All dead now.
Never had a chance,
did they, huh?

99 bottles of beer
on the wall
99 bottles of beer

If one of those bottles

Where is it?

STOCKWELL:
Oh, Javelin, Cuba. Cuba.

All dead now, all dead now.
Never had a chance.

Forget Cuba. Where's the jet?

"This above all,

"to thine own self be true.

"It follows,
as the night the day,

"Thou canst then not
be false to any man, any man."

Give him another injection.

Any more and we may lose him.

That's a risk
he'll just have to take.

Classified report 7961
to the Joint Chief of...

Would you shut up?

Operation code name,
Javelin.

You've got three hours.

Considered dishonorable,
Stockwell...

And when I come back,
you'd better have
a way to break him,

or I'll break you.
STOCKWELL: ...absolved

of all actions
considered dishonorable.

MURDOCK: Okay, 0500 exactly.
Let's do it.

Guys, watch out
for the infrared sensors.

There's got to be
a switch here somewhere.

Hey, look, Faceman,
here it is.

Got it.

Hey, hey, hey,
check this out.
Let me see here.

FACE: Nothing.

Try that Russian.

Trigorin. Right.

Nothing!

Hurry up, man.
We ain't got all day.

FACE: Yeah, yeah,
all right, all right.

I got an idea.

Brown Fox.

Bingo! He's at
a psychiatric hospital.

(ALARM BLARING)

(GUARDS CHATTERING)

Now! Let's get them
out of there.

(GUNS FIRING)

MURDOCK: Go, go, go!

(COUGHING)

No Stockwell,
but we got a lead.
Coastal Psychiatric Hospital.

Okay. You and Frankie
go to UCLA

and trail Trigorin.

Murdock and I'll check out
this psychiatric hospital.

Wait a minute, wait a minute.
This little doohickey says

I am perfectly
and sensationally sane.

I'm not going back
to any mental hospital.

Okay, Murdock,
relax, relax.

Murdock, I'm only
asking you to pretend.

Okay.

MURDOCK: (SINGING)
Strangers in the night

Exchanging glances

Lovers at first sight

What were the chances

We'd be sharing love

Before the night
was through?

Hey, driver, step on it!

I'm gonna be late
for a date

Almost there, Mr. Sinatra.

I'm Dr. Buchannon.
I called earlier

about a room
for my patient.

Let me see.

Hey, doll,
what's the big hold up?

I've got to get to
my dressing room

What is the name
of your patient?

Mr. Sinatra.
Mr. Frank Sinatra.

It's the Chairman of the Board
to you.

Give me a room with a view,
sweets

Send up a boy
with a bucket of ice

Dom Perignon would be nice

Hey, I got a show to do.
See you later.

See you on stage.

Call me irresponsible

(MURDOCK HUMMING)

I have never seen
a patient in such
a deep state of delusion.

If there's any problem,
call me. Day or night.

MURDOCK: (SINGING)
When somebody loves you

It's no good
unless he loves you

All the way

Your dressing room's ready,
Mr. Sinatra.

Listen, buttinski,
I got a show here,
I got people to entertain.

You'll see them all
at the benefit.

The bellman will see you
to your suite.

Here, see that I get
a good room.

(PEOPLE APPLAUDING)

Thank you,
ladies and gentlemen.

I'd like to leave you now
with one final thought.

Over the years, my research
into the human mind has
taught me many things.

The most important
being the fact that few,
if any of us,

ever reach our full
intellectual potential.

Why is this?

The major reason,
in my understanding,
involves a word

which most people
want to avoid.

That word is "fear."

I urge you to become bold
and courageous explorers

of new thoughts and ideas.

Let no fear stand in your way.

By transcending our fears,
we discover the richest
rewards imaginable.

The true creative potential
of our own minds.

I promise you a grand
and glorious adventure.
Thank you.

Frankie, come on,
we're supposed to be
watching this guy,

not making him rich.

Between you and me,
I think Hannibal's been
reading the wrong reviews.

This guy is a genius.

Look, he must be going
to the parking garage.

I'll get the car.
Frankie, don't lose him.

You got it.

Looking for something?

You know, you shouldn't
sneak up on people like that.

I was just trying
to get into my car.

I believe this is my car.

I must be on the wrong
parking level.

I got the same color XJ6.

Yeah.

They all look alike to me.

Well, I guess
I better be shoving off.
It was nice meeting you.

Don't forget your books.

Oh, yes, right. Thanks.

Auto theft is not nice.

DISHPAN: What are you trying
to do, murder me?

B.A.: You shouldn't
mess with this Russian dude.
He's a trained killer.

He sucker-punched me is all.

If I'd have gotten ahold
of him, he'd be dead meat.

You were like dead meat.

For a garden variety killer,
he writes an interesting book.

The guy's a phony. Trash it.

Hey, hey, hey.

(GROANING)
Frankie, relax. You're gonna
really hurt yourself here.

Hannibal, how much longer
does Murdock need to stay
in that hospital?

I don't know.

But the longer
they keep Stockwell,

the sooner they're gonna
find out that he doesn't know
where we hid the jet.

And guess what's gonna happen
when Trigorin finds that out.

Man, I hope you're
on your game, Murdock.

MURDOCK: (SINGING)
When I was 17

It was a very good year

It was a very good year
for small town girls

And soft summer nights

We'd hide from the lights

On the village green

When we were 17

(SINGING LOUDLY)

When I was 21

It was a very good year

It was a very good year
for city girls

Who lived up the stairs

With their perfumed hair

That came undone

When I was 21

But now the days are short
I'm in the autumn of the year

And I think of my life
as vintage wine

From fine old kegs,
it poured sweet

Listen, gentlemen...

Listen, gentlemen, I'm looking
for the auditorium.
I've got songs to sing.

You want autographs?
Autographs, no problem.

All right, anybody got a pen?
No, you don't have a pen?

Here, buy yourself a pen.
Buy a couple pens.

Fairy tales can...

Fairy tales can...

Fairy tales can...

At heart... At heart...
At heart... At heart...

Fairy tales can...

Fairy tales can...

Fairy...

Listen, I wanna tell you
something, the hospitality
around here stinks.

Better let me
handle this.

Whatever you say, Doctor.
But this one is
in permanent orbit.

At heart... At heart...At
heart... At...

You can't get out of here
when you're all wrapped up,
Frank.

Let me tell you something,
these old blue eyes
have been doing their job.

This hole is
one big clip joint.

If it wasn't for my fans,
I'd have been out of this
drink-water hole.

We are running out of time,
old buddy.

I like you, kid.
You got a lot of spunk.
Let's take a stroll.

(SINGING)
Fairy tales can come true

It can happen to you

There, you see,
Mr. Sinatra?

All your fans
are waiting for you.
Nothing to worry about.

We've checked every floor.
Not a guard anywhere.

I tell you, there's a rat
in this operation.
I can smell it a mile away.

For as rich as you are

We've missed it somewhere,
Murdock.

Wait a minute.

Start counting seconds,
start now.

One, scoobie-doobie-do.
Two, scoobie-doobie-do.
Three, scoobie-doobie-do.

Eleven, scoobie-doobie-do.
Twelve, scoobie-doobie-do.

Well, what do you know?

I know I'm tired of saying
scoobie-doobie-do.

It takes two seconds
to go between each floor.

But between floors
five and six it takes
four seconds.

Which means
there's an unmarked floor
somewhere between.

And we're gonna get
on that floor.

Frankie,

I think we're standing
on the edge of something
truly great here.

IVAN: We're flying
directly over
the target area.

We're holding steady
at 10,000 feet,
prepare to jump,

and go.

The ground is rushing
towards you.
Faster and faster.

You reach for your ripcord.
You pull.

Nothing happens.
Your parachute malfunctions.

8,000 feet, you're dropping
straight down!

7,000 feet, 6,000 feet.

It's no use, Stockwell.

(STOCKWELL SCREAMING)

There's only one thing
can save you.
Tell me where it is.

Now! Before it's too late.

(SCREAMING)

No more of this.

Let's take another ride
on an airplane,
shall we, General?

We can jump together, Ivan.

Cuba and Javelin,
they need our help,
you know.

Shut up, Stockwell.

They're our friends.
They're our friends, now.

We can't let them down.
We can't.

I said shut up.

They've been very loyal.

We can't forget about them.
We can't forget about them.

Shut up!

Where is Javelin?

Where is Javelin?

You'll never get him to talk.

Where is Javelin?

No, Ivan. Don't listen to him.

Don't let him break you.

Liar.

STOCKWELL: You were the one
who sold them out.

Twenty-seven men and women,

the entire Javelin network,
all dead because of you.

All these years I thought
it was a bad dream.

If I had known then,
I would have
killed you myself.

Where is it?

Where's the jet?

Tell me or you die right here.

Break, damn you.

If you knew the humiliation
I've been through.

(MACHINE WHIRRING)

(ALARM BEEPING)

It's an earthquake!

This is an emergency
earthquake evacuation.

All hospital personnel

please accompany patients to a
stairwell or an exit.

Do not use the elevators.

Bring him to the roof.

(MACHINE GUN FIRING)

HANNIBAL: Up here, Murdock.

Back up.

No, Hannibal, let them go.

I've got something you want,
you've got something I want.

What do you say
we make a deal?

What are you doing here?

He's selling you out.

Not really, General,
this is peace with honor.

That was a nice trick
you pulled at the hospital,
Colonel Smith.

Any more tricks
and you and the General
are both dead.

Relax, Trigorin. Without
the General, my men face
a guaranteed death sentence.

You want the Russian jet,
we wanna live.

MURDOCK: (SINGING)
Fly me to the moon

And let me play
among the stars

Hey, fool, shut up.

Mind your manners,
Sammy, or I'll have
Dino throw you out.

Come on,
we got 10 minutes, man.
We're in Double Red.

Come on,
make this thing move.

I'm going as fast
as I can, man.

MURDOCK: Hey, boys and girls,
look at that.

And Springsteen thinks
he's the Boss.

HANNIBAL: Trigorin,
make your pilot put it
down in the back lot.

Over there, just past
the Western Street.

IVAN: A film studio?
You must be kidding, Smith.

DISHPAN: Okay, B.A.,
turn in here.

B.A.: How we
gonna get in there?

Don't worry, I know
this place
like the back of my hand.

WOMAN:
In a moment
you'll see Western Street,

once one of the busiest
sets on the back lot.

Looks like they're on
a take right now,

so we'll keep
our voices down.

Maybe you'll get a chance
to see one of your favorite
movie stars.

There are several
feature films
and television shows

in production at this time.

So keep your eyes open.

You never know what
surprises are in store
on any given day,

here at
Hollywood Central Studios.

Come on, Smith, nobody
in his right mind would hide
a jet in a film studio.

Oh, I don't know.

Take a look.

We'll never get it
out of here.

Well, I told you
I'd show you where it was.

Getting it out of here,
that's your problem.

You're gonna hang
for this, Colonel.

Well, one day
might come when you
will thank me, General.

That day might come
very soon.

(HORN HONKING)

(GUNS FIRING)

DISHPAN:
Go ahead, I'll cover you.

Trigorin's getting away.

WOMAN:
Goodness, they must be shooting
a war movie over there.

To the right,
we have Tombstone Gulch.

Used for many of the exciting
shootouts in the TV series,
Gunsmoke.

It almost looks real,
doesn't it?

I'm going after him.
Cover me.

WOMAN:
Well, aren't those stuntmen
wonderful?

Okay, this is picture, folks.
Background, let's get it right
this time.

Let's do it.

Out of the way.

Let's hear it for our
special effects department.

Boy, that looks real.

STOCKWELL:
Hello, Brown Fox.

IVAN:
Where is it?
Tell me or you die.

You were the one
who sold us out.

STOCKWELL:
The entire Javelin network.

IVAN:
Liar! Only one of us
is coming back.

STOCKWELL:
Twenty-seven men
and women...

Don't listen to him.
Don't let him break you.

IVAN:
...are dead
because of you.

IVAN:
The subject is ready.

STOCKWELL:
If I had known then,
I would have killed you myself.

IVAN:
If you knew the humiliation
I've been through.

STOCKWELL:
I would have
killed you myself.

Well, I guess that
takes care of Trigorin.

I won't sign
the death certificate

until after I sift
through the wreckage.

As for you, Colonel,
our deal's off.

You destroyed the jet,
and I intend to put you
behind bars.

No, no, General.
Our deal is on.

The jet we destroyed
is a prop airplane.

The real one is stashed
outside of Barstow.

Want me to dial for you?

This is General Stockwell
calling the Ice House for
a voice print verification.

Alert canceled.

Repeat, alert canceled.

Condition green.
We're coming home.

(INSTRUMENTS TUNING)

There he is.
Come on. Hurry up.

WOMAN:
I can't believe it's him.

WOMAN: Oh, I'm so excited.

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