All language subtitles for The A-Team (1983) - S01E05 - A Small and Deadly War (1080p x265 EDGE2020).eng

-You know how tough it is
to prosecute a cop?

-You're not cops.

You're killers!

You're murderers, killing
for money.

-I brought my money like
the Chinese guy said.

And you're right, I am a cop.

And I'm a good cop.

And if I weren't up against
the wall and knew you guys

were wanted, I would bust your
butts in a flat second.

You know why?

Because it's my job.

And so is nailing
those animals!

-These guys are SWAT-trained in

special weapons and tactics.

It's gonna be like going
up against ourselves.

-I'll think of something.

-Murdock!

I don't remember him
being like this.

-It must have been incubating
all this time.

Good thing his tests showed us
the infestation this early.

-It's gotta be some kind
of trap, Hannibal!

-You're good.

-Tomorrow morning, the
resignations and the

confessions.

Or you're all dead man.

-They put you in a little
box, and cover you over

with dirt and rocks.

How am I doing?

-Who sent you here?

-Hey.

-Everybody hates roaches.

-It's part of my plan.

-Plan!

-Exciting, isn't it?

NARRATOR: 10 years ago, a crack
commando unit was sent

to prison by a military
court for a

crime they didn't commit.

These men promptly escaped
from the maximum security

stockade to the Los Angeles
underground.

Today, still wanted by the
government, they survive as

soldiers of fortune.

If you have a problem, if no one
else can help, and if you

can find them, maybe you
can hire the A-Team.

[sirens]

-You know how tough it is
to prosecute a cop?

-Cops?

You're not cops.

You're killers!

You're murderers, killing
for money.

-I think you'd better forget
that appointment tomorrow

morning with Chief Metcalfe.

Hey, Maloney.

You're going to pension
off in three months.

Don't go out in a tailspin of
speculation and accusations

about your fellow officers.

-If you thought all I had were
accusations we wouldn't be

standing out here talking in the
night air, now would we?

-We're the police.

We protect and we serve.

Anything happened to us, and who
knows what would happen to

all those nice, innocent
people out there?

Including your wife,
and your daughter.

It's a real rough neighborhood
by the university downtown.

You wouldn't want anything to
happen to a cute little item

like that, now would you?

-Better just forget about that
appointment with the chief

tomorrow morning.

But if you don't we'll
find out about it.

Because, after all, we're on
the same team, aren't we?

Goodnight, Maloney.

-Mick, give me a beer,
will you please?

-Ed.

Oh, my, my, it looks like the
problems of all time are

weighing you down.

Sounds like you haven't been
taking care of yourself.

-Will you save the conversation
for the customers

who need the analysis and just
give me a beer, huh?

Please?

-Sure, sure.

Your wife called twice,
looking for you.

You gonna be needing some
change for the phone?

-No, no, no.

-Oh, my.

Not you again.

-Aw, come on, Mick.

You could spare a brew for
old [? kid shileen. ?]

-I thought I sent you
home an hour ago.

-Did I tell you about
the time I

knocked down Floyd Patterson?

-Uh, yes.

You did, Kid.

-It was in the third, and he
threw his great right hand.

And I saw it, but I ducked.

And I pumped him.

And up I came, and
down he went.

Did you see that fight?

But of course, he
knocked me out.

But Patterson was a great
champion, and

I knocked him down.

-Must have been a great fight.

Hey, Mick, give him
a beer, will ya?

-When I was young, I
had all the moves.

-Didn't we all, champ.

Didn't we all.

-Come on.

-Hey, what are you doing?

-I'm Hannibal Smith.

You wanted to hire the A-Team?

-The A-Team--

yeah.

-Come on.

-Sorry to work things like
this, Inspector.

I'm sure you understand.

-You know, I all but gave
up on you guys.

I went down to the Long Beach
pier the other night, like

your Mr. Lee said.

I waited and I waited and
all I got was a cold.

I thought maybe you didn't
want this job.

-Hey man, we don't work
for no police.

-Then what is this?

What are we doing here?

-Let's say you intrigued us
enough to want to find out if

this is some kind of trap, if
you're working in conjunction

with the military police?

-You think anyone would make
up the kind of story that I

told you if they were trying
to entrap someone?

Who'd believe there's a SWAT
team out there who are

murderers for hire?

-It is a crazy story.

That's why we're
talking to you.

-They were roped in by the
leader, Captain Stark.

He managed to get something
big on each one of them.

Then he pulled them together and
had them all transferred

to his command.

Now, as SWAT officers, they
have one of the hottest

records on the force.

But I know of at least seven
killings they're responsible

for while off-duty.

Look at this.

They warned me tonight they'd
hurt my wife and daughter if I

want to Chief Metcalfe
with this.

But I don't have any proof,
the chief would

never believe me.

-I don't think anyone
would believe you.

-It's got to be some kind
of trap, Hannibal.

This guy's a cop.

-Now I been standing in alleys,
I met your guy at the

Chinese laundry, you pull me
in here, and for what?

Here, take that.

I brought my money, like
the Chinese guy said.

And you're right.

I am a cop.

And I'm a good cop.

And if I weren't up against
the wall and knew you guys

were wanted I would bust your
butts in a flat second.

You know why?

Because it's my job, And so
is nailing those animals.

-$14,602 dollars.

-That's right.

That's all I got.

There's a bank book in there
that'll show you

that that's the truth.

So, uh, what you see there
is every dime that

Edward Maloney has.

Now, uh, if you want the
job, you take it.

If you don't, then goodbye and
good luck and I'll see the

chief in the morning.

-Without proof.

It's your word against
four other officers'.

-And what about your family?

-I'll do what I have to.

I'll take care of them.

I've been a cop too long
to let this one go by.

There are 8,000 good guys on
the force in this town, and

I'm not going to one crud
like Stark muck it up

for the rest of them.

-We're not killers.

What do you expect us
to do, Maloney?

-I'm not hiring you
to murder them.

Look, if you could get them
to confess, maybe.

Just one of them.

You've got to stop them.

You've got to.

-We'll call you.

-That Maloney's one tough
dude, ain't he?

-I tell you, Hannibal.

These photos of his
wife and daughter.

Judging by the distance of
photographer to victim,

perfect target range.

Any number of isolated areas
with easy escape.

These guys are not slouches.

-Neither are we.

Well, we're off the [? bricks ?]
again.

-Working for the police?

-Now, B.A. Just because we've
got a little problem with the

law doesn't mean you gotta
have a bad attitude.

Not all cops are like Lynch
and his [? mps. ?]

-That's true.

When I was a kid, I always
wanted to be a policeman.

Did you know that?

-No.

-I remember in the orphanage I
had a whole scrapbook of Dick

Tracy and his crime-stopper
texts.

-Really?

-Oh yeah.

My favorite TV show
was Dragnet.

Yeah, I learned most of my cons
from watching episodes

about bunco artists.

-Alright, Hannibal.

How do we shut these
guys down?

I mean, these guys are
SWAT-trained in special

weapons and tactics.

That's our bag.

It's gonna be like going
up against ourselves.

-Exciting, isn't it?

Are you still tinkering with
miniaturized electronics?

-Yeah.

-Then I have a plan.

-You, uh, got the kit from B.A?

-Yep.

I got it right here.

I can't believe this thing
is going to work.

-Sure it's going to work.

Everybody hates roaches.

Put 'em in your pocket.

-In my pocket?

-Right.

-Let's go.

-We don't have any cockroaches
in our clothes.

-Well, I dunno.

Custodian's putting me through
all kinds of hell.

Throwing my schedule around.

Told me I had to get down here
this morning before it gets

any more out of hand
than it already is.

-Well, I haven't seen a one.

Oh, it must've been Louie
who called you.

-Yeah, Louie.

-Yeah, but he doesn't
come in for an hour.

And I don't have authorization
to let you do this.

-Hey, think I want to
be up at this hour?

No, but Louie said I had
to be in and out

before your shift change.

But what the heck, we
get paid for service

calls anyway, you know?

So, uh, we're out of here.

If I could just get your John
Hancock, eh, Sergeant?

Wouldn't want Louie to think
we didn't show up.

Sorry, no pen.

-Oh!

Where the hell did
that come from?

-Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh!

Why, you little devil.

Yeah, looks like
a breeding red.

Probably comes out of
the base boards.

-Look at them.

I've never seen them before.

-And they're running around
out in the open like this.

That means there's no more crawl
space inside the walls.

Yeah, they probably laid all
their eggs in there and need a

little more room.

Little buggers.

Yeah, that's when they usually
wind up looking for any place

else around where it's
cool, and dark.

-Yeah, like lockers.

-Oh.

Tell the guys to shake out
their clothes before

they put 'em on.

Yeah.

Oh, and, uh, check
inside the caps.

These are germ-carriers.

Say, we-- you know, we got that
other call we could make,

over on [? gower. ?]

-Oh, [inaudible].

Yeah, they're open
by 9:00, right.

-Just a minute, here.

OK.

We called you.

You're going to charge us.

So why don't you
just, uh, spray

that thing, or something?

But I got roll call
in '20 minutes.

So I expect you out
of here in 15.

-No prob.

Great, new stuff.

Only the bugs'll smell it.

-Alright.

-Gah.

How can Hannibal stand
those things?

Got the kit out?

-Yeah.

-Replace the button on the
collar with one from the kit.

-Bringing me along to sew.

How wonderfully sexist.

-We each do what
we have to do.

If you think you can pick
these three locks in 10

minutes, then--

-Collins!

Hey, Collins!

-Someone's coming.

-I'm almost done.

-Hey, Captain.

Wait up.

What's your hurry?

-This one's not as good
as the other one.

-Don't worry about it.

-Ah, gee, guys.

-What are you, nuts?

-Sorry, man.

-What the hell are you doing
with that thing?

-Well--

-You're supposed to be killing
bugs or something, aren't you?

-Yeah, yeah.

Roaches, and the like.

You know.

Come on, kid.

This one's a wrap.

-See that game last night?

-Oh, yeah.

Lakers really did it
them, didn't they?

-Yeah.

-In that first half, man, I
thought they were gone.

-Oh, Magic.

He really pulls 'em
out, doesn't he?

-Yeah.

-Did you see those moves--

-B.A.'s mini-microphones
are coming in

better than an FM station.

-As long as we stay within
a mile radius, the

reception'll be great.

-Stark and Meadows are into
any and all sports, and

Collins is into anything
with a skirt.

An incredible case
of the hots.

And Stark hangs out with some
chick named Bonnie Webb.

-I'll get the address and
phone number on her.

-I'll drop you at the paper
on the way to dump the

exterminator truck.

-We need all the backup
we can get.

Swing by the VA hospital
and pick up Murdock.

-Murdock?

Why do we need that
crazy fool?

We ain't flying.

-No one said anything
about flying.

-No one said anything
about tuberculosis.

There was nothing
on the chart.

Surely we'd have noticed.

-It showed up on his biannual.

See, with something as
infectious and contagious as

this, we uh, run the risk
of full-out epidemic.

-I ain't got no satisfaction,
I ain't got no satisfaction.

I ain't got no--

-Hi, Murdock.

-Aw, man, I was practically
through the meteor shower.

-Time to go bye-bye.

The magic word is
tuberculosis.

[hacking]

-Good lord.

Mr. Murdock.

I don't remember him
being like this.

-Yeah, it must've been
incubating all this time.

Good thing his tests showed us
the infestation this early.

I gotta get him right down
to County General, into

quarantine.

-Uh, County General?

-What I'd like is a complete
list of all patients whom

this, uh, Murdock has been
in contact with.

-He spends most of his
time by himself.

-And with my doggy, Billy.

What about my dog, nurse?

He's been in that same
position for a month.

-This man has a dog?

-Uh, no.

You see, there is no dog.

-Oh, no, he's gone!

It's too late, Doc!

-Oh, look, I don't know if
I should release him.

Mr. Murdock is under care.

-Nurse, if you want to take
responsibility for

contaminating this
entire ward--

maybe the entire wing, perhaps
the entire hospital-- then by

all means, I'll leave the
patient here with you.

But unless you have proper
quarantine facilities

available--

-No, no, no.

It's just a--

-Thank you.

Oh, and if this man has been
eating in the cafeteria, I

want the dietitian staff to be
given full examinations and,

if necessary, shots.

Hopefully this thing
can be contained.

-Oh my dog Billy, Doc, tell
me he's gonna make it.

-Oh, feel better Mr. Murdock.

-I really have to off
this laundry guy?

I mean, eight grand is
only $2,000 apiece.

-Ooh, listen to Rockefeller.

$2,000 is all we each
make in a month.

-Well how many more of these
are we gonna go for?

I mean, I don't know about the
rest of you guys, but I got a

nice little stash.

Got the cabin up by the lake.

I'm just looking to
take it easy.

I mean, we just got into this
to make a couple of extra

bucks, alright?

-A little extra dough.

-I got it.

Just wanna have a good time.

Why push it?

-Because maybe the rest of us
aren't as easy to please as

you are, Collins.

We're gonna make this hit.

And of course, as you know,
until we all back

out, we're all in.

-Yeah, I know.

I know.

I was just, you know--

-Zip it!

-Well.

-Just get over to [inaudible]

Street and dust that laundry
guy, Delgado.

-Eight grand to blow away your
brother so you can take over a

stinking laundry.

-Get set, B.A. This
guy should be here

in a couple of minutes.

-I want this set up just like
it was with the stewardess

last month.

Take Meadows with you.

But you get this Delgado.

-OK, already.

Come on, Meadows.

-Hey, guys.

Long time, no see.

-Not long enough.

-Be nice.

I've been ill.

-Hey, what's happening?

-We got one going down.

They got a hit set up
in half an hour.

[inaudible].

-Half an hour?

That doesn't even give us
time to pitch our tents.

-Depends on how fast
B.A. gets us there.

-What are we gonna do?

Even if we catch them
in the act, we can't

make a citizen's arrest.

Four guys wanted by the military
aren't gonna have

much credibility in court.

-All I'm worried about now is
cutting them off at the pass.

Besides, I'll think
of something.

Senior Delgado.

-Si.

Que pasa?

-Do you speak English?

-Si, yes.

What is it?

What's going on?

-I'm Captain [? roy mcavedy, ?]

Lieutenant Harvesterhouse,
and Sergeant Smith.

Move it, Sergeant.

We're with the armed
robbery task force.

We're trying to crack a ring
that's working this area.

-I have heard nothing
about any ring.

-We've kept it under
wraps, sir.

We didn't want the perpetrators
to find out how

far along we were in
the investigation.

They've been hiding--

-They've got two good
approaches.

But the fastest escape route
is heading east on Fulton.

They'll probably work it from
the rooftop, either over the

movie theater or the brownstone
on the corner.

-What does that have
to do with me?

-One of our sources tells us
they're going to hit your shop

this morning.

-They are?

Bueno.

Bueno.

Let them come.

-Senior Delgado, you're
a brave man.

We need more citizens
like you.

Now, we need your help.

-OK, he's there now.

Don't know why he's
so late today.

-Do it, before the street
gets crowded.

-Hold it!

You're a heck of an
actor, Hannibal.

-For a minute there
I thought that

bulletproof vest didn't work.

-Who are you guys?

-You're shut down.

Take that back to Stark.

You're all measured
for body bags.

-Who were those guys?

-You think they were?

-Cops, maybe.

-No, no, no way.

They didn't act like cops.

-They're pros, Captain.

And they nailed us dead bang.

-They had us outnumbered.

I told you we were pushing
it, trying this last one.

Sooner or later, somebody
had to find out.

-It had to be Maloney.

We should have dusted him.

-And what if had our names on
some paper stashed around?

-So instead of going
to the chief, he

hires the seven samurai.

-Yeah, but how did they find
out about the Delgado hit?

There's no way they could have
figured that one out.

There's no way.

-They had an ear on us.

-A bug?

You think they had us bugged?

-Had to.

I don't want any more
talk [inaudible]

headquarters until we've
had a chance to

sweep for those mics.

Understand?

But who in the hell
were those guys?

-It makes me nervous to think
we might have been bugged.

-Now we've primed the pump.

Let's see if we can get
it to blow a cylinder.

-Man, I don't know why you
had to go and send

that warning, Hannibal.

-B.A, that is what
is called style.

-I call it dumb.

You don't go and kick
the snake you're

trying to sneak up on.

-Part of my plan.

-Plan?

I didn't hear anything
about any plan.

I must be fading in
and out again.

-If you have a plan, Hannibal,
perhaps you'd care to

share it with us?

-These guys gotta have
an Achilles heel.

We'll just keep pushing them,
and pushing them, and pushing

them, until we find
their weak link.

It's the same plan we nailed
that Cong general

with outside Khe Sanh.

-Ah, you mean where I
took it in the leg.

-Where I got shot down?

-That was a terrible plan.

-Now we got all the kinks
worked out of it.

Listen.

-Excuse me, Captain Stark,
there's a phone call for you.

-I left word with the watch
commander where we'd be.

Get ready.

We might be rolling.

Thanks, Nancy.

-Mm-hm.

-How you doing, cutie?

How's everything?

-Fine.

Anything else you'd like here?

-Everything I'd like
you've got.

Ooh, she's mine, all mine.

I can tell.

-Stark.

Hey, Captain.

Your Stevie-boy is right.

We are pros.

And you guys are scuzzballs.

-I don't know who or what you
are, buddy, but you're talking

to a cop.

-Really?

None of the cops I know sit
around over their coffee

discussing a murder they
attempted that morning.

Nice, huh?

-Let's get out of here.

The booth is bugged!

-How can they be bugging
us in here?

This is a coffee shop!

-We do always take one of the
back booths when we come here.

There's just not telling how
big their operation is.

-These guys know exactly
what kind of a

game they're playing.

All we gotta do is get on the
board and we can turn this

thing around.

I'll, uh--

I'll be at Bonnie's, just in
case any of them contact you.

OK?

-OK.

-Who are these guys, man?

-I think you know what I want.

Something tasteful.

-Something with red
roses on it?

-I like that.

-Ah, the rose.

The rose is a flower of passion
which can be fully

appreciated for its--

-Murdock, just go.

-You should take care and
watch your attitude when

speaking to people with
fragile psyches.

What's more, you give the
impression that your attitude

is singularly and pointedly
directed at an individual, but

in fact you're just one mean,
angry sucka to everybody.

-Get!

Go on.

-Really, B.A, you shouldn't
talk to Murdock like that.

Gonna drive him nuts.

-Robert, I have never
seen you this tense.

Something at work?

-Yeah, something at work.

[knocking]

-You expecting somebody?

-No, not really.

Who is it?

-Florist.

-Flowers?

Well I hope they're from you,
or I'm going to have some

awkward explaining to do.

-Yes, you are.

-Did you ever see a hearse go
by, and think that someday

you'd surely die?

They'd put you in a little box,
and cover you over with

dirt and rocks--

how'd I doing, man?

-Who sent you here?

-Hey, wait, man.

I'm-- look, I'm just a driver.

You know what I mean?

I'm not even supposed to sing.

But Chiquita Banana got
hung up at [inaudible]

Presbyterian.

-Get out of here.

-But-- what about the song?

You got two more
versus coming.

-Out!

-Hey, take it easy.

It was probably just a mix-up
at the flower shop.

It was just a mistake
that someone made.

-Yeah, it sure was, baby.

But it was a big one.

-Come on, now.

Relax.

You've been real on-edge.

You know, you haven't told
me that you love in days.

[giggling]

-No, no.

You wouldn't, Hannibal.

Not now.

Yes you would.

-What's up?

-He's on the jazz, man.

He's on the jazz.

-Answer the phone.

-Forget it.

-I said answer it.

Go on.

-Yes?

-Hello.

Bonnie?

-Yes.

-Is Captain Stark there?

-Yes, he's here.

-Stark.

-Uh, Captain, I hope I haven't
pulled you away

from anything important.

-How long you wanna
play this game?

How long you gonna hide behind
this receiver, mister?

I want to meet with you.

Tonight.

You and me.

-You got a favorite place?

Maybe where you bury the
bodies, or something?

-Indian Dunes.

Four miles from the exit.

11 o'clock.

-You got it.

Oh, and Captain, if you wouldn't
mind me giving you

just a little bit of advice,
it's important to tell them

you love them every
couple of days.

-Stark just contacted the
last of the others.

He made the call from a phone
booth on the street.

-I didn't think we'd get
away with those buttons

as long as we have.

-They'll find out about
them sooner or later.

When they do, our advantage
is over.

-I've been disadvantaged
all my life.

You get used to it.

-All ready.

-Gonna work, B.A?

-My part of the plan
always work.

-See you later, kiddo.

-Collins, you take that ridge
up there, the one we

used the last time.

Donnie, that slope over there.

Cover it well.

I don't want anybody coming
in on our back side.

Alright?

Now remember.

This is it.

When we determine how many
they are, Meadows gives a

signal and it goes down.

-Don't worry.

When we drive away from here,
those slimeballs are dead.

-Turn to channel 38,
[? tac 2. ?]

-I'm here.

-Want to step out and
have a little talk?

-Oh, sure.

And have you crack off a couple
of rounds into my

duffel bag?

You first.

-Ready or not, here I come.

-Wait a minute, Hannibal.

What if they got a surprise?

You can't go out there.

-Come on, Stark.

Show some moxie.

-He's on the jazz,
he's on the jazz.

-You been jerking my chain
for two days now.

Just what is it you're after?

-It's simple.

I'm giving you a
chance to live.

Tomorrow morning you four march
into your chief's office

and give yourself up for
all the murders you've

been paid to commit.

-You think a couple of phone
calls, a wreath of flowers,

and I'm going to send
myself up for life?

-It's either that or the
death penalty, Stark.

And I've already passed that.

Tonight's your last reprieve.

-I've passed a few sentences
myself, my fried.

-Well, if you like, why
don' you have Meadows

ring up your sentries?

See if they've found anything
nice out here

in the night air.

-Collins.

Show this gonzo we
mean business.

-Pulls a little to the left.

Your captain almost lost a, uh,
vital piece of equipment.

-Donnie?

Donnie, you there?

Come in!

[music playing]

-This is me, Musical Howling
Mad Dog, coming to you from

high atop Indian Dune.

-You're good.

-And you guys are finished.

Tomorrow morning, the
resignation and the

confessions.

Or you're all dead men.

Ready.

-Yeah.

-Hit it.

-And that, my friends,
is how they did it.

They had us every damned
inch of the way.

-Nothing else, Captain.

-They didn't need
anything else.

We were wondering how in the
hell they're bugging

everywhere we go before we
even get there, and we're

carrying the mics right
along with us.

-That doesn't change
our situation.

-The hell it doesn't.

-What about this threat
they made?

They said we had until today
to turn ourselves in.

-You think I'm going to sign a
piece of paper saying I'm a

multiple murder?

You think I'm going to let
any of you guys do that?

-Well, they said they were
going to kill us.

And it's not as though they
haven't had a chance--

-Collins, these guys aren't
going to kill anybody.

They're not magicians.

They're only as good
as their [? g2. ?]

Right now they're cut off.

Right now, I make my move.

-We offline, Hannibal.

All four mics are dead.

-Looks like they found them.

-Great.

That means we've
lost the edge.

Up against guys like these,
that, uh, doesn't

make me feel too good.

-Shut up, Murdock.

Shut up!

I told you this plan stinks.

-That old snake could get
lead into an inferno be

a nice set of legs.

[inaudible]

-You like that, don't you?

You better know right
now I'm a cop.

-I could debate that
statement.

-Say cheese.

-What is this?

-Well don't you recognize your
hill-climbing buddies from

last night?

-Oh, hey, hey.

Oh, yeah.

Hey.

Uh, we've been talking about
that all morning, you know?

About signing that confession
and everything.

Yeah.

I'd sign that thing
in a hot second.

Meadows would too.

But Stark-- it's
him, you know.

-Yeah, I figured as a group
you might hesitate.

So I decided we'd need one
of you to [? fink. ?]

-Eh?

-Guess who pulled
the short straw.

-What're you talking about?

-You're going to turn state's
evidence on your friends.

-Stark'd kill me if
I tried anything.

-Stark'll kill you anyway once
I send him these photographs

of you and us sitting here, nice
and cozy, chatting about

which guys you did
or did not kill.

-It's just one cop's word
against another.

There's-- there's no evidence
against us to convict us.

-What about the murder
weapons?

I mean, ballistics are
great in a courtroom.

-What do you think,
we're ding-dongs?

We get the weapons from the
evidence room, and then when

we're done we put them back.

And, uh, since they're
impounded, and then tagged

before we do our jobs, there's
no way to check them.

-Well, that means they're
still there.

That means you can get them.

-Yeah, that's not so easy.

-You can get 'em.

-Yeah, we can--

I can get 'em.

But I could also go to
the gas chamber!

-True.

But if I send these picks over
to Stark right now they'll be

throwing dirt on your
box by midnight.

-You got me bumpin'
off the walls no

matter what way I spin.

-If you turn state's
evidence, you could

get a reduced sentence.

And from where I'm standing,
that should look mighty cushy.

-You'll get the guns and give
them to Inspector Maloney.

You'll, uh, also give him a
signed confession, describing

what you and your buddies
have been doing

off-hours, won't you?

-Oh yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'll get them
and, uh, meet you.

-Good.

I'll have Maloney at the
Oceanside amusement park at 3

o'clock this afternoon.

-Collins, you wimp.

I knew you'd go belly-up.

-Planting that bug on Collins
was a smart move, Captain.

-Well, never let it be
said that I don't

learn by example, Meadows.

Two hours, Oceanside
amusement park.

Maloney'll be there too.

Only this time the surprise is
going to be on our side.

They're never gonna know
what hit them.

Let's go.

-Oh, Collins.

-Got him by the ring,
[? toss. ?]

They're heading over toward
the merry-go-round.

-I got 'em.

And there's another one.

-Shaeffer, flank 'em
on the right.

-Hey B.A, hang onto this.

It's a [inaudible] exclusive.

-Where's Maloney?

-Well, we'll [? show you. ?]

-Position?

-Position.

-Position.

-So long, Collins.

-What the--

-You have the right
to remain silent.

If you give up the right to
remain silent, anything you

say can and will be
used against you.

-Who are you guys?

-Notifying military police
that suspects John Smith,

Bosco Baracus, and Templeton
Peck have been spotted at a

cocktail lounge at 5th and
Broadway in Los Angeles.

-How's the cold, inspector?

Feeling any better?

-Oh.

Feeling better, you kidding?

I'm a hero downtown.

-Even though you busted
your fellow cops?

-Look, the PD is made
up of, uh, the best.

They don't like wires burning
in their own house.

Cancers like this are few, and
that's how we like it.

Really, I want to--

I want to thank you guys, Ms.
Allen, for getting my name put

in the paper.

I don't deserve it.

You caught them.

-Oh, only--

-That's not true, Inspector.

If you hadn't had the strength
to ignore their threats, and

to go around a system that you
respect, Stark and his men

would have never been caught.

-Which brings us to this.

-Wait a minute.

What is this?

I put the money in your name.

We had a deal.

-Read him the score, Face.

-Right.

Four mini-mics, $1,500.

Four hot lights, $200.

The bug van rental, purchase of
fire extinguishers, overall

patches, that's $400.

Floral display, $75.

Oh, and we're billing this
at $300 a day per man.

Which is below the going rate,
but that's the way Hannibal

wanted it on this one.

We're throwing in makeup,
film, incidentals.

Call it $3,680.

-We deducted it.

You keep the rest to our
savings, Inspector.

-Looks like I found a bargain.

-Well, all things considered,
it was kind of fun.

-Hey, Hannibal.

You were right.

Lynch's men spotted us, and
they're coming up the street.

-Oh, no.

-Ugh.

-Hey, wait a minute.

Aren't you gonna-- aren't you
gonna have a celebration drink

with me?

-Oh, I'm sure Ms. Allen--

-Yeah, but I--

-No, no.

You can't be spotted with us.

You'll get burned.

-Look, I--

I--

I wish I had the words to--

-Book 'em, Danno.

Murder one.

-Why do they do it?

-For the jazz, man.

For the jazz.