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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:22,000 How are you? 2 00:01:22,500 --> 00:01:23,500 Didn't you see my passport? 3 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,000 It's a catastrophe, I need my passport for tomorrow morning 4 00:01:26,500 --> 00:01:28,500 Why do you need your passport to go to your grand-mother's funeral? 5 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:30,500 Because it'll be in Switzerland 6 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:33,000 And to pass Swiss customs, you need your Swiss passport. 7 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:36,000 Last time I had it was when I got back from Lapland 8 00:01:36,500 --> 00:01:38,500 I had this coat, my roller suitcase, 9 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:40,500 the bag with all the food... 10 00:01:41,500 --> 00:01:43,000 The salmon! 11 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:48,500 There it is! 12 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:51,000 It's stuck. Give me a sponge. 13 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,500 Are you Swiss? 14 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:57,500 Yes. Well, just a bit. 15 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:59,500 Actually, I'm really Swiss. 16 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:01,500 Although, I'm not really Swiss... 17 00:02:02,500 --> 00:02:04,500 I don't feel Swiss. Not in the way I should. 18 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:08,500 On the other hand, it's a common thing for some Swiss people to 19 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,500 dislike their country. 20 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:14,000 So I'm Swiss especially because I don't feel Swiss. 21 00:02:14,500 --> 00:02:16,500 Anyway, you see what I mean. 22 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,500 Yes, it smells like fish. It stayed underneath a salmon 23 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,000 in my freezer. 24 00:04:13,500 --> 00:04:15,500 I was back from Lapland because I'm ethnologist. 25 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:18,000 Then, would you please show the salmon. 26 00:04:18,500 --> 00:04:19,000 Pardon? 27 00:04:19,500 --> 00:04:21,500 I can't, the salmon stayed in Paris in my freezer... 28 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,000 Ok, put the bags down, we're checking them. 29 00:04:24,500 --> 00:04:26,500 People behind them, would you please go to my colleague. 30 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:29,000 Please mister, we're very late. 31 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,000 Stop laughing, you're irritating him! 32 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:40,000 You're going to have to behave when hearing ridiculous accents 33 00:04:40,500 --> 00:04:42,500 because you're going to hear a lot of them in here. 34 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:48,000 - It's red. - Excuse me. 35 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:51,500 - Are you crazy?! - But it's red! 36 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,000 Come on, given the wider of the road, you could easily avoid us! 37 00:04:54,500 --> 00:04:56,500 Maybe this time but what about the next?! 38 00:04:57,500 --> 00:05:00,000 You shouldn't think that Swiss people are more self-disciplined 39 00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:01,500 than others. It's caricatural. 40 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:05,000 Well, the guy who's just shouted at us was very disciplined, I found. 41 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:09,500 This is not about being polite, it's part of the Swiss culture 42 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,500 to show people how civic and responsible we are. 43 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:15,500 So, we show that we respect lights. Lights aren't important actually. 44 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:17,500 It's showing that we are nice that is. 45 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:19,500 If a cashier gives you a wrong change 46 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,000 you show that you give her the money back. 47 00:05:22,500 --> 00:05:24,500 Excuse-me mister, where is Mrs Leutzinger's funeral? We're very late. 48 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:26,500 - Well, good morning... - I'm sorry... Good morning. 49 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:29,500 Now, could you please show me the way to the funeral, please? 50 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,500 I'll show you the way, but it's not quicker if you don't say 'good morning'... 51 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,500 Give me a cigarette, I can't stand it. Did you see this play-acting? 52 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:42,500 - Hey, do you know what time it is?! - Shit, here is my father... 53 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:44,500 It's over. She's been buried. 54 00:05:44,535 --> 00:05:46,000 I'm sorry dad. Here is Sophie. 55 00:05:46,500 --> 00:05:48,500 We got a harsh customs officer. 56 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:51,000 So, Mrs Leutzinger's grave is the number 73. 57 00:05:51,500 --> 00:05:53,500 We don't care! It's too late! I missed my grand-mother's funeral! 58 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,500 Are you mad to shout at him?! He hasn't done anything to you! 59 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:59,500 You know that there are customs. I told you to take an early train. 60 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:02,000 Dad, I'm about to have a nervous breakdown. This country drives me crazy! 61 00:06:02,500 --> 00:06:04,500 - Don't start criticising Switzerland! - Stop always arguing! 62 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:07,000 B�atrice, we're not arguing but discussing. Shit! 63 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:09,500 ...on grandma's funeral! 64 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:12,500 Courage, sweetheart. 65 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:15,500 Do you have a lighter? 66 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:39,000 I'm looking for Thierry, Damien and B�atrice Leutzinger. 67 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,000 Is it you or what? 68 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:45,500 Thierry and Damien, your grandma's sister would like to meet you. 69 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:49,000 What two brothers? She lost her entire family during the war. 70 00:06:49,500 --> 00:06:51,000 - Come on, we're off. - Dad, what's wrong? 71 00:06:51,500 --> 00:06:53,500 I knew they would send someone to check if she is dead. 72 00:06:53,535 --> 00:06:55,500 Well, she's been well buried! Go fuck yourself! 73 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:57,000 Dad! 74 00:06:57,500 --> 00:06:59,500 But it is very important, it's a matter of inheritance. 75 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:04,000 You can keep your money, we never wanted it and never will. 76 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:10,000 Moritz Szeinpach, your great grand-father had a chocolaterie 77 00:07:10,500 --> 00:07:11,500 during the war. 78 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,500 Then he happened to make some clever investments 79 00:07:14,535 --> 00:07:16,500 in the chemical industry and 80 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:20,000 he ended up with an impressive fortune. 81 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,000 Here is a picture of himself. 82 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:27,000 And the chocolaterie. 83 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:33,000 Nonetheless, he never forgave your grand-mother to have married 84 00:07:33,500 --> 00:07:36,500 your grand-father and disinherited her. 85 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:40,000 In addition to this, she fell out with her brothers, Kurt and Walter 86 00:07:40,500 --> 00:07:43,500 who are present today to meet you. 87 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:48,500 And also with her sister Heidi who couldn't come today because of her business. 88 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:54,500 Anyway, your great grand-father decided that, after two generations 89 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:59,500 it would be better for the family to be reconciled and he put down 90 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:04,000 on his will that you should be given, on your grand-mother's funeral, 91 00:08:05,500 --> 00:08:08,000 the amount of six millions of francs. 92 00:08:08,500 --> 00:08:10,500 Six millions? of Swiss francs? 93 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:13,000 Yeah, six millions of Swiss francs. 94 00:08:13,500 --> 00:08:15,500 Divided by you three, it's 2 millions each. 95 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,000 I promised it to my father. 96 00:08:18,500 --> 00:08:21,500 He told me on his deathbed: 'Kurt, they haven't done anything wrong. 97 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,000 we can't keep being angry at them. 98 00:08:24,500 --> 00:08:26,500 They are our great children after all. ' 99 00:08:28,500 --> 00:08:30,500 So, here is the hand of the peace. 100 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:33,000 Nice to meet you... thank you. 101 00:08:35,500 --> 00:08:37,000 Sophie, isn't it? 102 00:08:37,500 --> 00:08:39,500 I am Alo�s. Thierry's cousin. 103 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:43,000 I'm happy to assist at the reconciliation of a family. 104 00:08:43,035 --> 00:08:45,500 It's a wonderful day for a notary. 105 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:48,500 Now, let's have something to drink! 106 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:50,000 The wine is great. 107 00:08:50,500 --> 00:08:51,500 Especially Seb's one! 108 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:54,000 Yeah, he made it! 109 00:08:54,500 --> 00:08:56,000 He is 'vinzert'! 110 00:08:56,500 --> 00:08:59,000 - What does 'vinzert' mean again? - Winegrower. 111 00:08:59,500 --> 00:09:01,500 He is winegrower! 112 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,500 Also, we want to invite you to the familial house in Schwyz 113 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:07,000 to celebrate our reconciliation. 114 00:09:07,500 --> 00:09:08,500 In Schwyz? 115 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:11,000 Yes, so that we can spend the weekend all together! 116 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:15,000 What a good idea! I'm sure everybody will make arrangment. 117 00:09:15,500 --> 00:09:17,500 Cheers everybody! 118 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:22,000 Very good wine. 119 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:27,500 I don't trust the old one, his name 'Kurt' is full of horrible anagrams. 120 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:30,000 Spit, slut, SM... 121 00:09:30,500 --> 00:09:33,500 On the contrary, they could have kept the money without telling us. 122 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,500 When I think of how badly grandma lied to us! 123 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:39,500 Is it legal to disinherit his children like this? 124 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:42,000 - Is it legal to do so, Damien? - No, no, it's not. 125 00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:44,500 I found it strange that grandma let this happened. 126 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:46,500 It's not, grandma was proud, 127 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,500 she fell out with them and didn't accept their money. 128 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,500 Mum and dad kept it secret because it was normal to do so formerly. 129 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:56,000 It's very recent this 'Dolto concept' that everything has to be said. 130 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:03,500 I forgot to give you the chocolates! 131 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,500 - Can I get one, please? - Me too? 132 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:09,500 - It's your last one. - It's ok, I have another pack. 133 00:10:22,500 --> 00:10:24,500 Forgive her, she is French. 134 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:28,000 And as you know, French people don't have bins. 135 00:10:28,500 --> 00:10:31,000 What were you saying, Walter? You've got chocolates? 136 00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:34,000 - Yeah, it's our own chocolate! - That's so sweet! 137 00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:37,000 And it's also your chocolate from now on! 138 00:10:37,500 --> 00:10:40,000 I'm going to Schwyz, so I can give you a lift if you want. 139 00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:43,000 It would be nice to get to know each other during the journey. 140 00:10:43,500 --> 00:10:44,500 Why not? 141 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,500 One condition though: please don't throw anything at the window. 142 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:50,500 - Why? Isn't there any train to 'Schpritz'? - 'Schpritz'? 143 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:53,000 Schwyz! 144 00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:56,000 French people are not very good at languages! 145 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,500 I don't want to go to Schwyz. I don't have anything to tell them. 146 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:03,000 I've heard that grandma would be a taboo. 147 00:11:03,500 --> 00:11:06,000 Have you signed the referendum about reforming the bank system? 148 00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:08,500 We're fighting against money laundering. 149 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:11,500 - Not now, Damien! - I'm fighting the system from inside! 150 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,500 And don't tell me that without it the country will collapse. 151 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:17,500 Banks don't need the mafia's or dictators' money to be profitable. 152 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:21,000 I'd rather have them investing their money in a democratic country like ours 153 00:11:21,500 --> 00:11:24,500 ...so that they often visit and little by little they're changing their mentality. 154 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,000 - I've never heard that one! - Damien and his referendums! 155 00:11:27,500 --> 00:11:30,500 Don't you get that it's a thing the government serves up to the opposition? 156 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:33,500 I won't talk politics to you, you've left the country! 157 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:37,000 - I don't see the connection! - Stop arguing! We're emptying grandma's safe! 158 00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:40,000 All right, B�atrice. - Would you like a chocolate, honey? 159 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,000 Diplomas, taxation, bills, warranties... 160 00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:46,000 She didn't even leave a picture... 161 00:11:46,500 --> 00:11:49,000 'To my great children, with all my love, grandma'. 162 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:51,500 - What's that? - I don't know. Hold on. 163 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,500 - It looks like a pattern. - What about this? 164 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:58,000 - This is the object that's on the pattern. - It's a shoe brush! 165 00:12:00,500 --> 00:12:02,500 - Portable! One can keep it in one's pocket! 166 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,500 - It's not a shoe brush! - Do you think grandma invented it? 167 00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:11,000 - It's no shoe brush but a handbag! - What about a glasses case? 168 00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:15,500 How about a first aid kit? 169 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,500 No, these fringes look suspicious, it has to be a shoe brush. 170 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:21,500 - The chocolate is not great. - Oh no, I love it! 171 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,000 It tastes like Belgian chocolate. 172 00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:28,000 Please honey, avoid saying that you like Belgian chocolate. 173 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:32,000 ...it's like saying that you prefer Japanese watches or French Alps. 174 00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:36,500 I'm sorry. 175 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:01,000 Seriously, I think Paris is great. 176 00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:05,000 But I couldn't live there, people are way too stressed! 177 00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:07,000 And what a mess! uhhh 178 00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:10,500 Once I went by car with a bunch of buddies, we arrived at Bastille Place 179 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,000 ...stuck in traffic. It was absolutely crazy! 180 00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:16,000 There is no turning lanes! People push you, beep the horn... 181 00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:18,500 They should call it Anarchy Place! 182 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,500 Anarchy Place! That's a good one! 183 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,500 I made some sandwichs with Gruy�re. Gruy�re, not Emmental! 184 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:39,500 I'm just saying because French people mix them up. They think that Gruy�re has holes. 185 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,500 Of course it has holes and mice eat Gruy�re. 186 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,500 No! Mice eat Emmental! It's Emmental which has holes! 187 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,000 I don't get why you guys call this Gruy�re! 188 00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:50,500 It's beyond belief that you can mix the two up! 189 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,500 There, come on, try it! This Gruy�re's got the first prize 190 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,000 in the federal competition in Berne! 191 00:13:56,500 --> 00:14:00,000 Such a good Gruy�re is considered to be high gastronomy! You don't have that in France! 192 00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:02,500 Well, we've got some good cheeses too! 193 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:06,000 Hey, he's turning to the left on the straight lane! It's dangerous! 194 00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:10,500 Of course, he is French! 195 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,000 Self-discipline isn't your thing! 196 00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:16,000 Throwing rubbish on the ground, going through red lights... 197 00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:19,000 Note that, it is what's nice in France. It's more relax. 198 00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:22,000 Surely, we don't bother with stupid things. 199 00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:25,500 Speaking of stupid things, at least we don't say sixty-ten instead of seventy! 200 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:29,000 It couldn't be simplier! You just take sixty and add ten! 201 00:14:29,500 --> 00:14:32,000 Logic is a closed book to French people. 202 00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:35,000 It's a serie. Sixty, seventy, etc. Sixty-ten is not rigorous! 203 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:38,000 - Excuse-me! - It's like saying that Gruy�re has holes! 204 00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:41,000 Excuse-me but French people ARE the inventors of logic! 205 00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:44,000 Descartes was not Swiss, to the best of my knowledge! 206 00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:47,500 I don't know about logic, but you surely are the inventors of the chauvinism. 207 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:51,000 You're starting to piss me off with your stupid anti-French comments 208 00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:54,000 so you're going to stop the car because I'm getting out of it! 209 00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:57,000 Are you mad? I love French people! Especially Frenchwomen. 210 00:14:57,500 --> 00:14:59,500 Oh really? You know what? Your car stinks cheese! 211 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,000 Are you stopping or not?! 212 00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:03,500 Hold on, Sophie, stay in the car! Are you crazy?! 213 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,000 Don't touch me! 214 00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:10,000 All right! I'm stopping the car. If we can no longer talk... 215 00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:14,000 There's no problem. It's best if we see each other in Schwyz. 216 00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:17,500 Don't worry Alo�s. Everything is fine. 217 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:38,000 I'm sorry but the cultural shock was too hard on me. 218 00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:41,500 I understand why you don't tell people that you're Swiss. 219 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,500 You weren't very nice either. You needn't criticize his Gruy�re. 220 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,000 Gruy�re is an excellent cheese! 221 00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:49,000 You keep criticizing everything since we arrived! 222 00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:52,000 Maybe, but I'm Swiss so I'm allowed to critize my own country. 223 00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:55,000 ...and I do it well! You're doing it any old how! 224 00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:59,000 Those jokes about Switzerland are irritating. You can't even mimic the accent properly. 225 00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:04,500 Come on, I'm sorry. I'll say sorry to Alo�s when we are in 'Schmitz'. 226 00:16:04,535 --> 00:16:08,000 - Schwyz! It's not so difficult! Shit! - Schwyz! 227 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:08,000 I was expecting a chalet. I didn't know I was leaving with a rich heir. 228 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,000 My Lord... 229 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,500 Hi there! 230 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,000 I was wrong to get angry. 231 00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:31,000 After all, if French people want to be illogical, they can. 232 00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:33,500 Here is your bedroom, Thierry. Sophie yours is further. 233 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,500 Kurt is very strict. Only married couples can share a bedroom. 234 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,000 And only if they don't fuck, obviously! 235 00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:42,500 I'm teasing you! He is funny! Come on, Sophie, this way. 236 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:52,000 As you see, I'm not angry with you. I got you the nicest bedroom. 237 00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:54,500 With a F�ssli! 238 00:17:57,500 --> 00:17:59,500 'The R�tli's vow'. What is it? 239 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:03,500 Uhh! The R�tli's vow is important in here. It happened on the other side of the lake. 240 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,500 Three farmers have found Switzerland creating a pact 241 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,500 of secret alliance against the Austrian Emperor in 1291. 242 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,500 Oops! Sorry, in one thousand and two hundred and eighty-eleven! 243 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,000 Have a look. 244 00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:18,500 If you bend over on your right handside, you can see the R�tli's meadow. 245 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,500 - Where the flags are. - There are flags everywhere. 246 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:25,000 Well, bend over a bit more. You have to do it properly to see them. 247 00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:27,500 Sophie? 248 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,500 I'll let you get ready for lunch. We'll eat at noon. 249 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,000 So I bent over and he looked at my bottom! 250 00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:36,500 You see, this guy isn't that stupid. He's capable of a sophisticated strategy 251 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,200 to look at a woman's ass. 252 00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:40,500 You're not going to hit him in the face? 253 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,500 No, it's a good thing that he finds you attractive. People always respect 254 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,500 a man with a pretty woman. They wonder what he did to deserve her 255 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:50,000 and because I'm poor, they'll think that you stay because I have a big one. 256 00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:52,500 Ok, but now with your inheritance, 257 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,500 People will think that I stay for your money. 258 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,500 And, consequently, that you've got a very small one. 259 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,500 It's not so difficult, is it? We have lunch at noon. 260 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,500 - Don't start, Kurt. - Noon is noon! 261 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:16,000 It's my fault, I'm sorry. It's very rude to arrive on time in France. 262 00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:19,500 We always arrive 15 mins late. We call it the quarter of politeness. 263 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,000 The quarter of politeness? 264 00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:24,500 Then, we've been lucky! 265 00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:28,000 French people are really weird. 266 00:19:36,494 --> 00:19:39,934 - Thank you. - Did you hear her? Spoke Swiss German! 267 00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:46,500 Do you like it? 268 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:50,000 It's called 'r�sti'. It's a Swiss speciality made with potatoes. 269 00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:53,500 Well, I'd say that such a good r�sti are like high gastronomy! 270 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,000 She knows what she's talking about! 271 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,000 Not higher than the rim for me, Walter! 272 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,500 No, it never works. 273 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,500 For example, Damien and his girfriend. I don't believe in it. 274 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,500 Mixed couples are no good. 275 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:13,500 At the beginning, everything is fine. But after a while, cultural differences 276 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:17,000 always create more and more problems. 277 00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:23,500 Excuse-me... She is black but also Swiss, isn't she? 278 00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:27,500 I don't care that she is black! Most importantly, she is Jurassien! 279 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:31,000 And Damien is from Geneva. Mentalities are very different from one another. 280 00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:35,000 There isn't a genuine comprehension among different regions in Switzerland. 281 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:39,000 Come on, take my parents, for example. They get on very well. 282 00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:41,500 Well, it will end up badly, you'll see. 283 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,500 I've always told your mother not to marry a Vaudois. 284 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:48,000 What are you talking about? They've been together for the last 30 years. 285 00:20:48,172 --> 00:20:50,265 Is Gisela going out yet? 286 00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:54,000 Gisela, Walter's ex-wife was from B�le. Well, she's left in 1971 because 287 00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:58,000 I had voted against women's right to vote. - She had a nervous breakdown! 288 00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:01,500 Leaving her husband because her brother-in-law voted against 289 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:05,000 women's right to vote isn't right! - She left because she had a breakdown! 290 00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:08,500 Only a B�loise can do such a terrible thing! 291 00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:18,500 The truth is that she left because Walter is a terribly bad lay! 292 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,000 Alo�s, you old devil! 293 00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:26,000 Being a bad lay doesn't mean anything. It depends on the way things are between people. 294 00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:30,000 Personnally, I might have been a good lay for some men and a bad one for others. 295 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,500 Ladies and gentlemen, here is the dessert! 296 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:37,000 Come with me Sophie, I'll show you the Gruy�re's double cream! 297 00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:43,500 Try this! You'll see, it has nothing to do with French whipped cream! 298 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,000 French whipped cream is disgusting! 299 00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:51,000 Only shallow French people can put air into cream! 300 00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:56,500 These culinary metaphors are amusing. Because double cream is very 301 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,000 representative of Switzerland. Heavy and thick. 302 00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:03,500 Ok, it's heavy and maybe thick but at least it's honest and genuine. 303 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:10,000 After dessert, I'll be waiting for you in my office to talk about your plans. 304 00:22:10,500 --> 00:22:12,000 What plans? 305 00:22:12,500 --> 00:22:16,000 At least I'd like to know what you're going to do with all this money! 306 00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:19,000 I don't want this money to be wildly spent. 307 00:22:20,510 --> 00:22:22,450 - And the dessert? - Take it out. 308 00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:25,500 You see, I was right. Nobody throws money at people. 309 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:29,000 You'll see what they're going to ask for in return. It's going to be fun. 310 00:22:29,500 --> 00:22:32,500 Calm down! The notary never spoke about conditional clauses. 311 00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:37,000 Personally, I don't know what to do with all this money. What should I say? 312 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:44,000 Once the house is built, we'll have more children because I'll stop working 313 00:22:44,500 --> 00:22:46,000 to look after my family. 314 00:22:46,500 --> 00:22:48,000 Very good. Excellent! 315 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,500 You can go see the notary with this. 316 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,500 He'll transfer the money to your bank account. 317 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,000 Congratulations, B�atrice. 318 00:22:59,500 --> 00:23:00,500 Thank you. 319 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,500 Oh Jesus! 320 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,000 Go on, you! 321 00:23:08,500 --> 00:23:11,000 Vincent, did you see that? So, what do you think? 322 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,500 Vincent, what is it? 323 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,500 What's the matter with him? 324 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,000 Vincent, talk to me! 325 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:27,000 My formation would allow me to set up a management company 326 00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:31,000 which would be run in an ethical way. 327 00:23:31,500 --> 00:23:33,000 Very good. 328 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,500 Switzerland is not as good as it used to be. 329 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:41,000 Today you need a subsidiary office in Cayman Islands. 330 00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:44,000 With that, you can still do wonderful things! 331 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,500 Obviously, I'd rather avoid tax evasion. 332 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:51,000 Yeah, we've heard about your referendum. 333 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:55,000 Only, Walter and myself, we don't really like it. 334 00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:58,500 If it goes through, we can no longer do anything in Switzerland. 335 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,500 I'd like you to stop it. 336 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:04,000 What am I supposed to understand? Are you blackmailing me? 337 00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:06,000 Blackmail! 338 00:24:06,500 --> 00:24:08,000 Right away, the big words! - Kurt! 339 00:24:08,500 --> 00:24:10,500 It's just that you should... - Kurt! Kurt! 340 00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:11,480 I'm perfectly calm! 341 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,000 Here are the papers for the notary. 342 00:24:16,500 --> 00:24:18,000 I'm holding my pen. 343 00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:20,000 What am I to do? 344 00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:22,500 You can go fuck yourself, Kurt. 345 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,000 You didn't really say that, did you? Are you insane? 346 00:24:25,500 --> 00:24:27,000 You could have waited for my turn to be over! 347 00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:29,000 My opinions on politics are none of his business. 348 00:24:29,500 --> 00:24:32,500 What about me? You'd throw away 2 millions without asking for my opinion! 349 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,000 Thierry, we're waiting for you. 350 00:24:36,500 --> 00:24:38,000 I'm coming. 351 00:24:42,500 --> 00:24:45,000 I'd like to start by quoting Claude Levi-Strauss 352 00:24:45,500 --> 00:24:48,000 who, in his book 'Sad tropics', 353 00:24:48,500 --> 00:24:53,000 opposes students of medecine and law to students of maths and literature. 354 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:57,500 He forms the idea that the first one have a profession, whereas the others 355 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,000 have a mission, or even a refuge. 356 00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:03,000 And then he postulates that ethnology is the most 357 00:25:03,500 --> 00:25:06,000 extreme example of the second category. 358 00:25:06,500 --> 00:25:08,500 I've been fighting for several years, 359 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,500 since March nineteen eighty-eighteen, to be more precise. 360 00:25:12,500 --> 00:25:14,500 ...March nineteen ninety-eight, sorry. 361 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:18,000 I've been fighting to organise an expedition to Lapland. 362 00:25:18,500 --> 00:25:23,000 I'm interested in the way Lapland culture combines ancestry and modernity. 363 00:25:23,500 --> 00:25:26,000 I truly believe in the specifity of the Lapland ideology. 364 00:25:26,500 --> 00:25:28,500 I don't care about the Lapland ideology! 365 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,500 - Kurt, calm down, please. - But what the hell is his project?! 366 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,000 Well, my project is doing ethnology. 367 00:25:34,500 --> 00:25:38,500 Concretely, I study in order to write books which don't sell at all. 368 00:25:40,500 --> 00:25:43,500 ...but that make the knowledge of humans by humans progess. 369 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,500 Well, I think so. 370 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:47,500 'I' is another person. 371 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,500 But, as Socrate said: Know yourself. 372 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:53,000 Isn't studying others the best way to learn oneself? 373 00:25:53,186 --> 00:25:55,100 But, what will we do with this guy! 374 00:25:55,500 --> 00:25:58,000 What do you need the Lapland ideology for? 375 00:25:58,500 --> 00:26:00,000 Look around you! Look at this lake! 376 00:26:00,500 --> 00:26:03,500 It saw the birth of this country. It was there when our ancestors 377 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,500 created the pact of secret alliance. 378 00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:09,500 Oh yes, the R�sti's vow! 379 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,500 - R�sti? - Oh sorry! R�tli! 380 00:26:12,963 --> 00:26:15,171 - She can't be more idiot yet! - Calm down! 381 00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:18,000 You keep quiet when you don't know about something! 382 00:26:18,035 --> 00:26:20,000 Hey, what are you doing? 383 00:26:20,500 --> 00:26:23,500 We're playing at know yourself with the two smart asses. 384 00:26:24,100 --> 00:26:24,700 Calm down. 385 00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:26,212 She didn't say it on purpose. 386 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,500 Come with me, I want to show you something. 387 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:37,000 Take a look at that. The chocolate factory was found in 1937 388 00:26:37,500 --> 00:26:39,500 by your great grand-father. 389 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,000 Here is the cocoa! 390 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,000 ...and the hazelnuts. 391 00:26:48,500 --> 00:26:50,000 It's working. 392 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:59,000 Look! The wonderful Swiss chocolate! 393 00:27:00,500 --> 00:27:03,000 You see Socrate, this is a serious project! 394 00:27:03,500 --> 00:27:07,500 You make a product of good quality that you can sell and make profits on. 395 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:12,500 So, you should think twice about your project and we'll talk about it. 396 00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:19,000 You bet! His chocolate is disgusting. I don't even get how he made money with! 397 00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:22,500 What Kurt does is illegal. Nothing in this will forbids us to be ethnologist 398 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:24,500 or to fight against money laundery. 399 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:28,000 I agree to see a solicitor but why should I give the money back? 400 00:27:28,500 --> 00:27:31,000 One needs to have principles in life. If you accept the money, 401 00:27:31,500 --> 00:27:33,000 it means you're on Kurt's side. 402 00:27:33,500 --> 00:27:35,500 Principles are good but you're being intransigent. 403 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,000 Why could you not forget about your referendum? 404 00:27:38,500 --> 00:27:40,500 And Thierry you could find another occupation. 405 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,000 Oh really? What for example? 406 00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:45,500 I don't know. But still you could try. 407 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,500 Two millions of francs would change your life. It's worth thinking about it! 408 00:27:49,500 --> 00:27:52,000 What about grandma's shoebrush? Give it to me. 409 00:27:52,500 --> 00:27:54,500 It may have some commercial potential. 410 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:58,500 Of course not! She probably had Alzheimer's' to invent this thing! 411 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:02,000 Shit! It's either you're on our side or there's no need to talk again. 412 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,500 I can't make a decision by myself. I'll have to talk to Vincent. 413 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,500 And it's not the right time. He's not well. We'll see tomorrow. 414 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,000 All right, I got it. 415 00:28:17,500 --> 00:28:19,500 You're insane! You nearly killed me! 416 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:21,500 Bastard! 417 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,500 You're going to get my hand in your face! 418 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,500 - Asshole, don't touch me! - Shut up! 419 00:28:29,500 --> 00:28:32,000 You're going to end up in a madhouse! 420 00:28:33,500 --> 00:28:36,500 - Is everything ok? - Yes, fine. Just a little argument. 421 00:28:38,500 --> 00:28:41,000 He wants to leave me! He's had an affair for two years! 422 00:28:41,500 --> 00:28:43,000 He's already packed his bag! 423 00:28:43,500 --> 00:28:46,000 You can't do this to me! I beg you! I'm your wife! 424 00:28:46,500 --> 00:28:48,500 With the money, we'll have a fresh start. 425 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,500 Precisely, now that you've got money, you can live without me. 426 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,000 No! Give me that! 427 00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:57,000 - What's all this mess?! - Nothing, go back to bed. 428 00:28:57,500 --> 00:28:59,500 It's all because of you and your dirty money! 429 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,000 You couldn't let us be peacefully miserable? 430 00:29:02,500 --> 00:29:06,000 You had to ruin everything with your millions, asshole! 431 00:29:07,500 --> 00:29:11,000 Leave me alone! Go back to your slut! 432 00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:14,000 Come on. - I can't live this. 433 00:29:14,500 --> 00:29:17,000 Forgive her, she's not well. We'll take care of her. 434 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,000 Hey, is it cannabis? 435 00:29:36,500 --> 00:29:40,000 We could blackmail Kurt with this in order to get your money. 436 00:29:40,500 --> 00:29:42,000 Nobody cares here! 437 00:29:42,500 --> 00:29:45,000 In a few months, cannabis smoking will be legal and Kurt will be ready 438 00:29:45,500 --> 00:29:48,500 with his high quality Swiss weed and will become even more rich. 439 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,500 I don't understand this country. You can't go through red lights, 440 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,500 but you can grow cannabis? 441 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,500 Very simple. In this country, you can do everything that makes money. 442 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,500 Going through red lights makes no money, so it's forbidden. 443 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,500 On the other hand, government has no issue letting people grow cannabis. 444 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,500 At least, with Swiss cannabis, people don't smoke shit! 445 00:30:06,500 --> 00:30:10,000 With Vincent, we've never argued. I don't understand. 446 00:30:11,500 --> 00:30:14,500 If Vincent leaves me, I don't give the money back. It's all I have now. 447 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:17,000 But you've just said that money had ruined everything. 448 00:30:17,500 --> 00:30:20,000 - Stop shouting at her. - It's easy for you, your life 449 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,500 isn't a failure. I've done nothing. I could have done things; or leave 450 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,500 like Thierry. It's too late now. - Well, you know, my life isn't the best 451 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,500 either. I have no children. I struggle. - At least, you have Sophie and you 452 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,500 love each other. And love is ten times more important than money. 453 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,500 A hundred times even! A thousand times! A million times! 454 00:30:36,500 --> 00:30:39,500 Yeah, I see what you mean. - Poor B�atrice, you're so reactionary. 455 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:43,000 Putting love at the first place is really a thought of right wing conservative. 456 00:30:43,500 --> 00:30:47,000 You're really dumb! You can marry your referendum, I'm off! 457 00:30:47,500 --> 00:30:50,000 Come on, B�atrice, I'll take you back to Geneva. 458 00:30:50,500 --> 00:30:53,000 - Amelia, stop it, it's not fun. - Leave me alone. 459 00:30:53,500 --> 00:30:56,000 - Amelia, come back! - Talk to your referendum. 460 00:30:56,500 --> 00:30:59,000 Amelia! - I'm serious, Damien! 461 00:30:59,500 --> 00:31:01,000 Shit! 462 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:07,000 You see, the problem with women is that they don't have a real political awareness. 463 00:31:15,500 --> 00:31:18,000 Stop looking at me like this. Two millions is largely worth 464 00:31:18,035 --> 00:31:19,500 a referendum. 465 00:31:21,500 --> 00:31:24,000 Still, all those people who trusted you and thought you'd fight to 466 00:31:24,500 --> 00:31:26,500 save the world. - Stop it Thierry, if you could do 467 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,500 something else than ethnology, you'd do it. It's easy to be upright 468 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,500 when you don't have a choice. - Now, it's my turn. 469 00:31:35,500 --> 00:31:38,500 Perhaps B�atrice was right. This might have some potential. 470 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,500 ...as a shoebrush, I mean. Seriously, take it, you might 471 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,000 become rich with it. - Give me a break. 472 00:31:44,500 --> 00:31:47,000 It would be a good way of taking your revenge. 473 00:31:47,500 --> 00:31:50,500 There you go. That's the end of the referendum. 474 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:54,000 It's funny but I don't feel guilty. Nor crooked or traitor. 475 00:31:54,500 --> 00:31:57,500 Just happy to be rich. 476 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,000 Wait! 477 00:32:08,500 --> 00:32:10,500 Shit! It's a pain. 478 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,500 When is the next one? 479 00:32:16,500 --> 00:32:18,500 In an hour. 480 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,500 Are you sure you want to go home? Because I can ask Caro to stand in 481 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,500 for me for a few more days. - No, we're going home. It's over. 482 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,000 Dad was right. I don't want their money. It's dangerous. 483 00:32:27,500 --> 00:32:29,500 You're being supersticious. Money is only money. 484 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:33,500 You're wrong. Here money isn't only money. Being Swiss is a curse. 485 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:37,500 Listen, we could get married so that you'll have the French nationality. 486 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,500 That's sweet honey, but you know what I think about marriage. 487 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,500 I don't mind. I'm just saying it for you. 488 00:32:46,500 --> 00:32:48,500 Hi there! 489 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,500 Hi. 490 00:32:57,500 --> 00:33:00,000 Did you think of what you're going to tell to Kurt? 491 00:33:00,500 --> 00:33:03,000 Yes, I give up and we're going home. 492 00:33:03,500 --> 00:33:06,000 - Are you kidding? - I don't have the energy to take 493 00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:07,700 him to court all by myself. 494 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,000 Between running away and taking somebody to court, 495 00:33:10,500 --> 00:33:12,500 there is something called 'finding a compromise'. 496 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,000 Get him to like you. You rub him the wrong way! 497 00:33:15,500 --> 00:33:18,000 When you're in Lapland, you know how to adapt, don't you? 498 00:33:18,500 --> 00:33:20,500 - Do the same here, act like a Swiss! - I don't need to, I AM Swiss! 499 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,000 You're acting foolish! You're late for lunch, you talk like 500 00:33:23,500 --> 00:33:26,500 a French man, you make big sentences... - You don't want to understand, do you? 501 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:30,000 I'm ethnologist! It means I can adapt to any society except mine! 502 00:33:30,500 --> 00:33:33,500 It's because I can't adapt to mine that I can adapt to others! 503 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,000 Nobody adapted to his culture can be ethnologist! 504 00:33:36,500 --> 00:33:38,000 That's the rule! Shit! 505 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,000 You know what will do? I've got a chalet in Valais. 506 00:33:51,500 --> 00:33:54,000 You'll both come with me, I'll give you a special training. 507 00:33:54,500 --> 00:33:57,000 After a week, I garantee you, you'll look more Swiss than me. 508 00:33:57,500 --> 00:34:00,500 And Kurt will give you all the money you want to monkey around. 509 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:04,000 What do you say? A short week for two millions... 510 00:34:04,500 --> 00:34:06,500 What do you have to lose? 511 00:34:12,900 --> 00:34:16,500 Everyone wants something. None is a saint. You'll help him, you'll easily come up of something. 512 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:20,000 Clarke. An American psychiatrist. In brief, I just wonder why you want 513 00:34:20,500 --> 00:34:23,000 to help Thierry? - I can't stand unfairness. 514 00:34:23,500 --> 00:34:27,500 It's unfair that Thierry can't get the money. 515 00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:31,000 You know what Kurt, I'm going to the mountains. 516 00:34:31,500 --> 00:34:33,500 You? You're going to the mountains? 517 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,500 Oh yes, I need to think. I can only do it in the mountains. 518 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:40,000 - Really? - Yeah, that's the only place where I can concentrate. 519 00:34:40,500 --> 00:34:43,500 I always have to go there to find new ideas. 520 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:47,000 After three months without going, I go crazy. 521 00:34:48,500 --> 00:34:52,500 Mountains keep me sane. That's where my deepest roots are. 522 00:34:53,500 --> 00:34:56,500 Hey, we could all go on a trip for the weekend! 523 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,000 - Why not? - I'll call mum and dad, 524 00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:04,000 we invite aunt Heidi. We'll have a great party! 525 00:35:04,500 --> 00:35:07,000 What do you think about it, Walter? Not bad, is it? 526 00:35:07,500 --> 00:35:11,500 Hey Socrate, you might have some Sempach blood eventually. 527 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,000 A little bit. 528 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,500 Hi there. Your weed is great, Kurt. 529 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,500 Oh! Some petit-fours, I love it! 530 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:35,500 Come on, kids. I'll explain to you what depression is. 531 00:35:45,500 --> 00:35:48,500 Come on! I can't believe it! Fuck! 532 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,000 It's ok... 533 00:35:51,500 --> 00:35:54,500 When you don't know how to drive you don't come to the mountains! 534 00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,000 Shit! I'm overtaking him! 535 00:35:59,500 --> 00:36:01,500 Move your big ass! 536 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,000 Big hulk! 537 00:36:38,500 --> 00:36:40,500 Here is the 'Dents du midi'. 538 00:36:41,500 --> 00:36:44,000 Right, let's have a drink! 539 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:58,500 On Saturday morning, we'll take the train from Martigny up to the lake Emosson. 540 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,000 And Sunday we'll go to Fontanabran. 541 00:37:01,500 --> 00:37:04,500 The crosses are the tricky spots of the tour on which I'll 542 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:06,500 be training you during the week. 543 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:11,000 So, for the first cross, there is a bed of mulberry, you'll have to pick some. 544 00:37:11,500 --> 00:37:14,500 Oh yeah, that looks tricky. Not everyone can pick mulberry. 545 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:18,000 Yeah, especially when you have to climb an 8 meters rock face. 546 00:37:18,500 --> 00:37:21,000 It's Level 2. But I'm sure you'll manage... 547 00:37:21,500 --> 00:37:25,000 Then there'll be the mountain pastures Comete where we'll stop 548 00:37:25,500 --> 00:37:28,500 to buy some cheese. - Will I have to climb a wall to get it? 549 00:37:29,500 --> 00:37:33,500 No, but you have to be able to talk to the farmer and learn to milk a cow. 550 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:38,500 - To milk a cow? - Yeah, because Kurt will have some fresh milk, for sure. 551 00:37:39,500 --> 00:37:42,000 Third cross, there's a shooting club. 552 00:37:42,500 --> 00:37:45,500 Kurt thinks that a good man is a good hunter. 553 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,000 The last cross is the Bernese refuge. 554 00:37:48,500 --> 00:37:51,500 We'll stay over and, Thierry, you'll have to make a fondue. 555 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,500 It's very important that you make it right. OK? 556 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:56,500 Any questions? 557 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,500 Don't you have anything more stupid for me to do? 558 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,500 I don't have anything against "Fort Boyard" but still... 559 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:06,000 Of course, you'll have to change your way of dressing... 560 00:38:06,500 --> 00:38:09,000 Speaking of clothes, I got you something. 561 00:38:11,500 --> 00:38:13,500 There! You're going to try this. 562 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:17,000 I also have something for you, Sophie. I thought about you. 563 00:38:17,500 --> 00:38:20,000 Don't you have any velcro band shoes, while we're at it? 564 00:38:20,500 --> 00:38:22,000 What's your size? 565 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:31,500 It's too big for me. 566 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,000 True, I thought you'd be more... 567 00:38:35,500 --> 00:38:38,500 I find it great. He finally looks normal, doesn't he? 568 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:42,000 Personally, I don't know how Swiss women can put up with this! 569 00:38:42,500 --> 00:38:44,500 It would destroy my sexual life. 570 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:48,500 Don't worry about Swiss women. Statistics show that Swiss have 571 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:51,500 more and better sex than French people. 572 00:38:57,500 --> 00:38:59,500 What an idiot, really. 573 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,000 What did I...? 574 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,000 Hey, come over here, Sophie! 575 00:40:08,500 --> 00:40:11,000 You see, English people say sixty and seventy... 576 00:40:11,500 --> 00:40:15,500 Seriously, French people are the only ones on earth to say sixty-ten. 577 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:19,500 Come on, you're not going to do your Swiss scout at breakfast. 578 00:40:30,500 --> 00:40:33,000 OK, what are we going to do about us? 579 00:40:33,500 --> 00:40:36,500 Do you see the way you talk to me? Do you think I don't feel anything? 580 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:41,500 No, but you're the one who attacks me. I only try to defend myself... 581 00:40:42,500 --> 00:40:45,500 Hey! Are you crazy?! What are you doing with the butter?! 582 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,000 What are you doing? It's disgusting! 583 00:40:48,500 --> 00:40:51,500 Look, I'll show you. You just cut yourself a small slice. 584 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,500 It's OK! For Christ's sake! Shit! 585 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:58,500 French people may be illogical, dirty and bad-mannered, but nobody 586 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:03,000 pisses you off on the way of scraping butter, crossing a road or speaking... 587 00:41:03,500 --> 00:41:07,000 OK, fine, you're right! Scrape the butter if you feel like it. 588 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:40,000 If you make some efforts, I'll promise you to do so myself. 589 00:41:40,500 --> 00:41:42,000 I can be very nice. 590 00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:45,000 Me too. I can be an angel of kindness. 591 00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,000 That's the truth. 592 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:04,500 Are you mad? It's 5 am! 593 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:08,500 Hey! Smile when you hear some Yodel. Show that you like it. Kurt loves it! 594 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:11,000 Come on! We're going in 40 minutes! 595 00:42:17,500 --> 00:42:19,500 Heck! 596 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:45,000 - Come on, stand up! - We're trying to catch our breath! 597 00:42:45,500 --> 00:42:47,500 Come on! Let's go! 598 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:56,000 Look, there are holds and supports. Use them and climb up. 599 00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,000 OK, I'll climb. I'm doing it. 600 00:43:02,500 --> 00:43:04,500 - Shit! - Are you ok, honey? 601 00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:06,500 Yeah, I'm fine. 602 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:11,000 Ok. Among apes, physical prowess determines the hierarchy in the group. 603 00:43:11,500 --> 00:43:15,500 Among humans, let's not forget, it is the brain. So, I don't get why... 604 00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,500 What are you looking at? 605 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,000 There he is! 606 00:43:34,500 --> 00:43:37,500 On the other hand, he's got no issues milking a cow. 607 00:43:39,500 --> 00:43:41,500 Put your bags down. 608 00:43:44,500 --> 00:43:46,000 Grab this. 609 00:43:48,500 --> 00:43:51,500 Hey, you have to put it behind, not in front! 610 00:43:56,500 --> 00:43:59,500 You have to caress its teats in order to relax her. 611 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:09,500 Be careful, it's dripping. 612 00:46:06,500 --> 00:46:09,000 Not like this. Put some effort into it! 613 00:46:28,500 --> 00:46:31,500 Hey, Sophie, Alo�s! Here they are! Come on! 614 00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:40,000 Heidi is the tall one, she's Kurt and Walter's sister. 615 00:46:40,500 --> 00:46:42,500 If you get her in your side, you win. 616 00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:46,000 Next to her is her friend Sylvia. If you get her in your side, Heidi will follow. 617 00:46:46,500 --> 00:46:49,500 Come with me, I'll introduce you to my parents. 618 00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:53,500 - Hi dad, how are you? - Hi, sonny! 619 00:46:54,500 --> 00:46:57,000 My little mummy! Was your journey OK? 620 00:46:57,500 --> 00:47:00,500 Dad, here is Sophie. Come in here, Damien! 621 00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:03,500 What are these clothes for? 622 00:47:09,500 --> 00:47:12,000 - Fondant, little Arvin, Mont de Sion. - Thank you. 623 00:47:12,500 --> 00:47:15,000 - R�mi? - Oh, with pleasure! Thank you. 624 00:47:17,500 --> 00:47:20,500 - B�atrice, a small glass of white wine? - You bet! 625 00:47:21,500 --> 00:47:24,500 - We made t-shirts! For 'die wanderum'! - For what? 626 00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:28,500 - 'Wanderum' is 'the walk', mum. - Oh! What a good idea! 627 00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:32,000 Here, Mathilde, give that to the 'grown-ups'. 628 00:47:32,500 --> 00:47:34,500 Look, we made t-shirts! 629 00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:38,000 Sophie, did you know that we have a celebrity in our family? 630 00:47:38,500 --> 00:47:41,500 Lisa, Alo�s's mother, is seriously engaged in politics. 631 00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:45,000 Oh yeah, my daughter will end up federal adviser! 632 00:47:45,500 --> 00:47:47,000 Stop it, dad! 633 00:47:47,500 --> 00:47:50,500 It's a bit like the first minister in France, except that, in Switzerland, 634 00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:54,500 they are seven to govern so they never make any decisions. 635 00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:57,000 And, strangely enough, it works. 636 00:47:57,500 --> 00:48:00,500 Philosophically, it makes you reflect on power. 637 00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:03,500 That's enough. Stop scoffing. 638 00:48:04,500 --> 00:48:07,500 A Sempach on the Federal Council would be a great thing! 639 00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:10,500 I got some information from the patent office. 640 00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:14,500 Grandma's brush was registered in 1940 by a certain Mario PPschmetz. 641 00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:18,500 Only, it's a false name, I verified. There is no PPschmetz in Switzerland. 642 00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:22,000 Also, did you see the name of the brush? Missiou schetzi. 643 00:48:22,500 --> 00:48:25,500 - What does it mean? - 'I miss you, honey'. 644 00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,500 - But they don't say what it is... - Excuse-me. 645 00:48:29,500 --> 00:48:31,500 Oh, what a lovely couple! 646 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:35,000 - Hey there! - Ha, a picture with Thierry. 647 00:49:29,500 --> 00:49:31,500 I'm taking some pictures... 648 00:49:54,500 --> 00:49:56,500 Let him concentrate. 649 00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:26,000 Wonderful! 650 00:51:47,500 --> 00:51:50,500 Kurt, help me, you uncouth! You saw how dangerous it is! 651 00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:53,500 Dangerous? It's only a little pebble! 652 00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:57,000 Don't be such a smart ass, Kurt, with your mountains! 653 00:51:57,500 --> 00:52:00,500 I remember the first time you went skiing, you were so scared that you cried! 654 00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:04,000 It's normal that you weren't scared, you couldn't have injured yourself, 655 00:52:04,500 --> 00:52:06,000 you were so fat! 656 00:52:06,500 --> 00:52:09,500 - I wasn't fat! - Of course, you were fat as a whale! 657 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:13,500 Here is a picture of Heidi when she was 2 years of age. She wasn't fat! 658 00:52:14,230 --> 00:52:15,770 Heidi, you were so pretty! 659 00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:19,000 - What's that picture? - This is me and Kurt... 660 00:52:20,500 --> 00:52:23,500 Hey Socrate, I misjudged you. 661 00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:27,000 - We should have a serious talk. - With pleasure... 662 00:52:27,500 --> 00:52:30,000 Hey, look at Kurt! It's working! 663 00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:35,000 You should talk to me about your project in Lapland. 664 00:52:35,500 --> 00:52:38,500 Yeah, this is actually the project of my life... 665 00:52:40,500 --> 00:52:42,000 Get your hands off me, for God's sake! 666 00:52:42,500 --> 00:52:44,000 But I'm falling! 667 00:52:56,500 --> 00:52:58,500 Grandpa! 668 00:53:01,500 --> 00:53:03,500 Fuck! I don't believe it! 669 00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:18,000 Alo�s! Help! 670 00:53:18,500 --> 00:53:21,500 - He is alive! - Come and help me! 671 00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,000 Give me the harness, come on. 672 00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:31,000 OK, that's good. 673 00:53:31,500 --> 00:53:33,500 There you go. 674 00:53:34,500 --> 00:53:36,500 Be careful. 675 00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:40,000 OK, I'm going down. 676 00:53:47,500 --> 00:53:50,500 Wait a minute. You don't think that I pushed him, do you? 677 00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:53,500 If dad dies, you'll get the money... 678 00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:57,500 But you saw how it happened! He grabbed my arm and I just tried to... 679 00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:00,500 We're going to have to call for help! 680 00:54:02,500 --> 00:54:05,500 He is hooked on a branch by his jacket hood! 681 00:54:05,535 --> 00:54:07,000 What can we do? 682 00:54:07,500 --> 00:54:10,000 We don't know how long the hood will resist... 683 00:54:10,500 --> 00:54:13,000 I need somebody to go down with me and rope him up. 684 00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:16,000 - Me, of course! - Not you, you tried to kill him! 685 00:54:16,500 --> 00:54:19,000 - You would to try to finish him! - We should call the police! 686 00:54:19,500 --> 00:54:21,000 It's absurd! You saw that I slipped! 687 00:54:21,500 --> 00:54:23,500 If dad dies, I won't give you a dime! 688 00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:28,000 I can't rescue him in such a bad atmosphere! Shit! 689 00:54:28,500 --> 00:54:31,000 All of you can go call for help, I only need one person. 690 00:54:31,500 --> 00:54:34,000 - OK, I'm going. - No, I need you to bring us back up. 691 00:54:34,500 --> 00:54:36,500 If you don't want me to go, who else can go? 692 00:54:37,500 --> 00:54:39,500 Well, me... I'll go. 693 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,000 She doesn't know anything about mountains! 694 00:54:42,500 --> 00:54:44,500 Trust me, clear off! 695 00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:46,500 Come with me, I'll get you ready. 696 00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:49,500 - Sophie, you can't go. - It's bad enough as it is! Wait for me at Alo�s's. 697 00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:51,500 Sophie, it's ridiculous! 698 00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:54,000 - Come with us. - Get your hands off me! 699 00:54:57,500 --> 00:55:01,500 Sophie, be really careful! She never went climbing! 700 00:55:07,500 --> 00:55:10,000 Slowly! You're going too fast! 701 00:55:10,500 --> 00:55:13,000 Trust me. If you do as I say, you'll be fine. 702 00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:22,000 OK, now you have to get ready. 703 00:55:22,500 --> 00:55:25,000 You're going to go down. Wait, I'll fasten you first. 704 00:55:25,500 --> 00:55:28,500 Wait a minute, why me? Why are you not going yourself? 705 00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:32,000 Because if I go, you won't be able to bring me back up. 706 00:55:32,500 --> 00:55:34,500 Hang on, grandpa! We're coming! 707 00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:37,000 - OK, come on, go now. - I won't manage. 708 00:55:37,500 --> 00:55:39,500 Go down, Sophie, we don't have a choice. 709 00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:44,500 Kurt? I'm coming. I'm going to rope you up. It's me, Sophie. 710 00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:52,000 Shit! Not the Frenchwoman! Alo�s, by Jingo! 711 00:55:53,500 --> 00:55:57,000 - Grandpa, calm down! - Stop shouting! We're all going to die! 712 00:55:57,500 --> 00:56:00,000 Now, you're going to put the rope around his waist. 713 00:56:00,500 --> 00:56:02,500 But the rope is too short! 714 00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:05,500 - Damien, the rope is too short! - OK! 715 00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:08,000 Keep going, Sophie, that's good. 716 00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:11,000 Are you OK, Kurt? 717 00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:14,000 OK, it's done. 718 00:56:14,500 --> 00:56:17,000 Dad, Damien, it's OK. You can bring him back up. 719 00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:48,500 Bring me back up too! 720 00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:51,000 I can't, you have to heave yourself up. 721 00:56:51,500 --> 00:56:53,500 How can I do it? 722 00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:56,500 Listen up, you've got 4 members, two legs and two arms. 723 00:56:57,000 --> 00:57:00,000 Three of your members should always be in contact with the rock. 724 00:57:00,500 --> 00:57:02,500 Three on the rock, one that moves. 725 00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:04,500 Go on now. 726 00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:07,000 Look, you've got a hold on your left handside. 727 00:57:07,500 --> 00:57:10,000 Now, let the rope go and get the other hold with your right hand. 728 00:57:10,500 --> 00:57:12,000 Heave yourself up on your left foot. 729 00:57:12,500 --> 00:57:14,500 Yeah, you're doing fine. Left, right... 730 00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:17,500 Three of your members for the rock. Very good. 731 00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:20,500 Don't look down! Keep staring at me. 732 00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:23,000 I'm going to fall! 733 00:57:23,500 --> 00:57:25,500 Don't worry, I won't let you fall. 734 00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:28,500 Keep on. Give me your hand. 735 00:57:29,500 --> 00:57:31,465 There you go! 736 00:57:31,500 --> 00:57:35,000 You're crazy! What did you make me do?! I could have died! 737 00:57:39,500 --> 00:57:42,000 No, I can't. It makes no sense. 738 00:57:52,500 --> 00:57:54,500 It's the after-effects of the fall! 739 00:57:59,500 --> 00:58:01,500 Come with me. 740 01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:10,000 Have some of this. This one is a proper chocolate. 741 01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:16,000 Everything is fine. They kept Kurt under observation in the hospital, 742 01:00:16,035 --> 01:00:17,500 but he is fine. He'll be back tomorrow. 743 01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:20,000 I don't care about Kurt. How is Sophie? 744 01:00:20,500 --> 01:00:22,500 - Is she not here? - Damien, stop being hypocrite. 745 01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:25,000 Tell me the truth. Has something happened to her? 746 01:00:25,500 --> 01:00:27,500 No, nothing happened to her. They rescued Kurt without problems. 747 01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:31,000 - Only,... - What? 748 01:00:31,500 --> 01:00:34,000 Well, on the way back, we were walking ahead, 749 01:00:34,500 --> 01:00:37,000 Alo�s and Sophie were behind us, and... 750 01:00:37,500 --> 01:00:39,500 suddenly, they were no longer there. 751 01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,000 What's this bullshit, Damien? Where are they?! 752 01:00:42,500 --> 01:00:45,500 I don't know! They must have taken a shortcut or got lost! 753 01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:48,500 How? Alo�s knows the region by heart! 754 01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:51,000 Did they shake you off? 755 01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:56,000 Is that it? They shook you off? 756 01:00:57,000 --> 01:01:00,000 All right... No need to say it in a nasty way! 757 01:01:00,500 --> 01:01:02,500 It's OK! I get it! 758 01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:05,500 Don't look at me like this! It doesn't mean anything! 759 01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:08,500 Thierry, don't lie to yourself like I did with Vincent! 760 01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:11,500 Didn't you see the way she looks at him since we've been here? 761 01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:14,500 Of course, I saw it. I'm no idiot. Looking at people isn't forbidden. 762 01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:17,000 He is handsome, that's all. 763 01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:19,000 Put this bag down! 764 01:01:19,500 --> 01:01:21,500 We can't let you lie to yourself! 765 01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:24,000 Put this bag down! 766 01:01:24,500 --> 01:01:26,000 There, look at this! 767 01:01:26,500 --> 01:01:29,000 Do you think it's normal to take such a picture? 768 01:01:29,500 --> 01:01:32,500 I've never taken such a picture! Not even of Vincent! 769 01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:35,500 I can tell you as a woman, this is not normal! 770 01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:37,500 What an idiot! 771 01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:40,000 He could easily have roped Kurt up by himself! 772 01:01:40,035 --> 01:01:42,000 He had planned everything! 773 01:01:42,500 --> 01:01:44,500 I should have been careful. Alo�s Couchepin. 774 01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:47,500 Full of anagrams! 'Sleep' and 'dick'! Dick in the ass even! 775 01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:50,500 - I don't know what to say. - Don't say anything then. 776 01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:54,500 I'm ashamed of myself because it feels nice not to be the only one. 777 01:02:03,500 --> 01:02:05,500 Give me one. 778 01:02:08,500 --> 01:02:10,500 No, this isn't possible. 779 01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:14,500 We've got a steady relationship, with a high level of communication. 780 01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:18,500 It's just that we don't have enough sex and that I don't have enough money. 781 01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:20,500 But I'm going to fight. 782 01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:24,500 I'm going to get this fucking inheritance. Kurt is going to pay me! 783 01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:28,000 The money didn't make Vincent stay. 784 01:02:28,500 --> 01:02:31,000 It's different with women. Even the most evolved one 785 01:02:31,500 --> 01:02:33,500 still have the instinct of a cavewoman. 786 01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:37,500 She seeks for the reproductive male who will give her children and mammoth meat. 787 01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:41,000 Kurt will have to pay. This money is mine! I must find a way. 788 01:02:41,500 --> 01:02:44,500 It won't be easy now that he sees you as a murderer. 789 01:02:45,500 --> 01:02:47,000 What's this picture? 790 01:02:47,500 --> 01:02:51,000 It's the Sempach family, with Grandma standing behind Kurt and Walter. 791 01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:53,000 Look at them! 792 01:02:53,500 --> 01:02:57,000 Full of self-satisfaction in front of their big house! 793 01:03:00,500 --> 01:03:04,000 Hold on. Sophie took a picture of it in when we were in Schwyz. 794 01:03:12,500 --> 01:03:14,500 Thierry? 795 01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:28,000 - We got lost. It's terrible. - Really? 796 01:03:28,500 --> 01:03:30,500 How is it possible being with Alo�s? 797 01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:34,500 Well, it often happens to me around here. Some paths aren't clear... 798 01:03:35,500 --> 01:03:37,500 In short, we went around in circles! 799 01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:40,000 - I'm sorry. - Well, it's OK. 800 01:03:40,500 --> 01:03:43,000 What are you doing going through my bag! 801 01:03:43,500 --> 01:03:46,500 No, your bag fell, I picked it up. That's all. 802 01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:56,000 Don't take me for an idiot, you were going through my bag. 803 01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:59,500 I only took the camera in your bag, I'm sorry. It's because of the picture 804 01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:01,500 that Walter took out during the walk. 805 01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:05,500 Look. The house in the background isn't the property that is in Schwyz. 806 01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:09,500 - Look at the photo you took. - Indeed, it's not the same house. 807 01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:13,500 Except the porch with its hideous thing: 'Sempach home'. 808 01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:17,000 Look at Heidi. She can't be more than 5 years younger. 809 01:04:17,500 --> 01:04:19,500 How old is she now? 57? 58 years old? 810 01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:23,500 So, the picture was taken in 1950, 1949, 1948 at the earliest. 811 01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:28,000 It would mean that, in 1948, my grand-father hadn't bought the house in Schwyz yet. 812 01:04:28,500 --> 01:04:32,000 And that, he didn't have the chocolate factory yet, which he's supposed 813 01:04:32,500 --> 01:04:35,000 to have become rich with, during the war. 814 01:04:35,500 --> 01:04:39,000 Thierry! It means that the chocolate factory is a covering! 815 01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:50,500 I knew it! Fuck! It felt strange when we visited this chocolate factory. 816 01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:54,000 Everything is strange. Grandma who lies about her family, my dad 817 01:04:54,500 --> 01:04:57,500 who doesn't want their money... - Thierry, I have goosebumps! 818 01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:01,500 Do you know what a Swiss who got rich during the war would be? 819 01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:05,000 Let's calm down. Let's not get carried away. 820 01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:10,500 Oh, excuse me! Heidi has just called to ask if she hadn't forgotten 821 01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:13,500 a picture. Did you see it by any chance? 822 01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:17,000 - A picture? No. - Walter took it out during the walk 823 01:05:17,500 --> 01:05:20,500 and since... All right, If you find it, let me know. 824 01:05:26,500 --> 01:05:28,500 OK, now there's no doubt left. 825 01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:31,500 She knows that the picture shouldn't be find out. 826 01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:35,000 I should talk to her. Do you think Alo�s could invite us to Sylvia's exhibit? 827 01:05:35,500 --> 01:05:38,500 If you were to ask him kindly? I think he likes you finally. 828 01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:40,500 Yes, I could. 829 01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:43,500 This way. 830 01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:45,500 Come in. 831 01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:49,000 You must be thirsty after your exploits in the mountains. 832 01:05:53,500 --> 01:05:57,500 You didn't know? Alo�s is part of a paramilitary organization of extreme right-wing orientation. 833 01:05:58,500 --> 01:06:00,500 No, I'm only kidding! 834 01:06:01,500 --> 01:06:04,000 In Switzerland, men have their military equipment at home in order 835 01:06:04,500 --> 01:06:07,000 to be ready quickly in case of an attack. 836 01:06:07,500 --> 01:06:10,000 - It really isn't funny. - I find your reaction to be very funny! 837 01:06:10,500 --> 01:06:13,500 - There, have some Vitamine, it rocks! - Thank you. 838 01:06:14,500 --> 01:06:18,000 I admire you in some way. I've never betrayed Vincent in ten years. 839 01:06:18,500 --> 01:06:22,000 Although, it would be easier now, if I had done some practise sleeping 840 01:06:22,500 --> 01:06:24,000 with other men, like you do. 841 01:06:24,500 --> 01:06:26,500 - What?! - Don't waste your breath. 842 01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:30,000 Thierry can turn a blind eye if he wants, but I'm not like him. 843 01:06:30,500 --> 01:06:33,000 - How was it? - Stop it! 844 01:06:33,500 --> 01:06:35,000 It's none of your... 845 01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:37,500 What next! 846 01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:40,000 Do you really think that he knows? 847 01:06:40,500 --> 01:06:43,500 - Why is he not saying anything? - Because he loves you! 848 01:06:44,500 --> 01:06:47,500 And that he is Swiss. In case of a nuclear attack, he'd go down the 849 01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:49,500 basement and wait until it's over. 850 01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:14,500 - Thierry, it's nice with the candles. - Come here to me. 851 01:07:16,500 --> 01:07:18,500 It's tickling. 852 01:07:22,500 --> 01:07:24,500 You're beautiful. 853 01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:28,000 Ohh, but I'm exhausted, you know... I need to kick back. 854 01:07:29,500 --> 01:07:31,500 Just remain passive then. 855 01:07:33,500 --> 01:07:35,000 Yes, but no, but... 856 01:07:35,500 --> 01:07:38,500 Listen, I don't really want just now, you know... 857 01:07:39,500 --> 01:07:43,000 I'm sorry but you didn't want either for the last few days... 858 01:07:45,500 --> 01:07:47,500 Sophie... 859 01:07:52,500 --> 01:07:54,000 Thierry. 860 01:07:56,500 --> 01:07:59,000 It's no big deal. I love you. 861 01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:03,000 Meeting you was the best thing that happened to me. 862 01:08:04,500 --> 01:08:06,500 It's nothing. 863 01:08:07,500 --> 01:08:09,500 I promise you, it's nothing. 864 01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:00,000 - Goodbye B�atrice. - Goodbye. 865 01:09:07,000 --> 01:09:10,000 - You don't prefer if we wait for him? - No, on the contrary, go on. 866 01:09:10,500 --> 01:09:12,500 Don't you worry for me. I'm a millionaire now. 867 01:09:37,000 --> 01:09:40,000 Thank you for taking us to Sylvia's exhibit. It's very kind of you. 868 01:09:40,500 --> 01:09:42,500 After all that happened... 869 01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:45,500 You're welcome. It's nothing at all. She is happy. 870 01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:49,500 We'll just need to get you some clothes, because it's a trendy event. 871 01:09:51,500 --> 01:09:54,500 You know Alo�s, I really wanted to thank you for all you did for me. 872 01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:56,500 You're really kind to help me. 873 01:09:57,000 --> 01:10:00,000 Because, whether I get the money or not. What do you care? 874 01:10:00,500 --> 01:10:03,000 I've already told you in Schwyz. I can't stand unfairness. 875 01:10:03,500 --> 01:10:07,000 Oh yes! You did it out of pure generosity without having anything to get out of it... 876 01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:11,500 When I think of the dick I was! Seriously! I've been a real pain! 877 01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:13,500 I've been a pain! 878 01:10:14,500 --> 01:10:18,000 I can't give you anything just yet, but one day I'll thank you the way you deserve. 879 01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:26,000 What's wrong with him? Did you tell him? 880 01:10:26,500 --> 01:10:30,500 No. Listen, Alo�s, it was an accident. It won't happen again. I love Thierry. 881 01:10:41,000 --> 01:10:43,000 No, everything is fine, thank you. 882 01:10:43,500 --> 01:10:45,500 - What's going on? - Nothing, I fell. 883 01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:48,000 - What do you mean you fell? - I fell. It happens! 884 01:10:48,500 --> 01:10:52,000 No, it doesn't! If one falls, it's that one's lost balance and it doesn't just happen... 885 01:10:52,200 --> 01:10:54,188 - Your shirt. - Thank you. 886 01:10:57,500 --> 01:10:59,000 What has she just said? 887 01:10:59,500 --> 01:11:02,500 She said that it fits you and she asked if you liked it. 888 01:11:03,000 --> 01:11:05,000 Oh yes, I love him in this! 889 01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:19,000 - No, you're not ugly! - Yes, I am! 890 01:11:19,500 --> 01:11:23,000 I've got a sloppy belly, I don't have big toned legs, I have small normal arms. 891 01:11:23,500 --> 01:11:26,500 I'm not a man! I must have a testosterone deficiency. 892 01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:29,000 I know that women aren't attracted by me! 893 01:11:29,500 --> 01:11:31,000 What about me? Am I no woman? 894 01:11:31,500 --> 01:11:34,000 I don't interest you. You find me intelligent, cultured, but you don't 895 01:11:34,500 --> 01:11:37,000 fantazise about my body. Note that, you're not the only one. 896 01:11:37,500 --> 01:11:39,500 I noticed the way the cashier looked at Alo�s. 897 01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:43,000 Thierry, when you see a Latin lover with a short skirt, you notice her, 898 01:11:43,500 --> 01:11:46,000 you look at her, perhaps you even get a horn, but you don't want to 899 01:11:46,500 --> 01:11:49,000 spend your life with her. - Except that I'm a man. I can clearly 900 01:11:49,500 --> 01:11:52,000 differenciate attraction and love. - Women can as well! 901 01:11:52,500 --> 01:11:56,000 The idea that women can't have sex with men without love is a myth. 902 01:11:58,000 --> 01:12:01,000 Do you really think so, or you're just saying it to please me? 903 01:12:01,500 --> 01:12:05,000 Don't answer me. It pleases me that you want to please me. 904 01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:16,000 You don't want us to get married? 905 01:12:16,500 --> 01:12:19,000 - But you said that marriage kills desire... - Say yes... 906 01:12:19,500 --> 01:12:21,000 All right, it's time to... 907 01:12:21,500 --> 01:12:23,000 Sorry. 908 01:12:24,000 --> 01:12:26,500 We need to go now. Give me your stuff, we're going to be late. 909 01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:28,500 I'll pay for it. 910 01:12:30,500 --> 01:12:32,000 There you go. 911 01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:02,500 We need to go! 912 01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:04,500 It's time! 913 01:13:08,500 --> 01:13:11,000 I don't understand. It fitted you perfectly in the shop. 914 01:13:11,500 --> 01:13:13,500 - It mustn't be the suit I tried then... - Damn! 915 01:13:14,000 --> 01:13:17,500 Whatever you do, you've lost anyway. Sophie and I are going to get married. 916 01:13:37,500 --> 01:13:40,000 Hurry up, Sylvia did an improvised opening! 917 01:13:40,500 --> 01:13:44,500 She's experimenting how long it will take for the police to arrest her. 918 01:13:45,500 --> 01:13:49,000 In some cantons, throwing non-regulated rubbish is forbidden. 919 01:14:05,000 --> 01:14:06,500 Oh! Here they are! 920 01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:10,000 Somebody in the neighbourhood must have called them. 921 01:14:10,500 --> 01:14:12,500 It's going to be good fun! 922 01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:01,500 Sylvia is great! 923 01:15:03,500 --> 01:15:08,000 Let's go on the terrace upstairs to see Hans Fisch's oeuvre. 924 01:15:08,500 --> 01:15:11,500 But... Should we not do something about Syliva's arrest? 925 01:15:12,500 --> 01:15:14,000 But it's part of the show! 926 01:15:14,500 --> 01:15:17,500 Don't be worried. Heidi is a friend of the head of the Police Department 927 01:15:18,000 --> 01:15:19,500 She'll be free within the next 15 mins. 928 01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:21,500 So, did you like it? 929 01:15:22,000 --> 01:15:25,000 Yes. However, what surprises me is that even though Sylvia is very 930 01:15:25,500 --> 01:15:28,500 critical about Switzerland, she is still supported by the State. 931 01:15:29,000 --> 01:15:30,500 This is Switzerland, Sophie! 932 01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:34,000 You can say and criticize everything you want, nobody cares. 933 01:15:34,500 --> 01:15:38,000 Except when it's about the money made during the war which still remains a taboo. 934 01:15:39,500 --> 01:15:44,000 There's been no more taboos in Switzerland after the scandal about the Jewish funds happened. 935 01:15:45,500 --> 01:15:50,000 By the way, what hypocrisy! As if French people hadn't collaborated... 936 01:15:53,000 --> 01:15:56,000 Now, excuse-me please, I have to talk to the press. 937 01:15:56,500 --> 01:16:00,000 Oh, I was forgetting... Did you think of bringing my photo back? 938 01:16:00,500 --> 01:16:02,000 Of course, here it is! 939 01:16:02,500 --> 01:16:05,500 I meant to ask you. Isn't it Moritz on the picture? 940 01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:08,000 Yes. And here is Kurt... Walter... 941 01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:12,500 And here is my mother, Clorinda, who is your grand-mother and me. 942 01:16:13,000 --> 01:16:15,500 Has this been taken in front of the family house? 943 01:16:15,535 --> 01:16:17,500 - Yes. - Yet it's not the house in Schwyz... 944 01:16:18,000 --> 01:16:20,500 - Of course, it is! - No! It's obvious that it is not. 945 01:16:21,000 --> 01:16:22,500 The house has changed a lot. 946 01:16:23,000 --> 01:16:26,500 You know it's wrong and that Moritz hasn't become rich with the chocolate factory. 947 01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:28,500 What's wrong with you, Thierry? 948 01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:31,500 It's not easy to talk about the origin of the family's money, isn't it? 949 01:16:32,000 --> 01:16:35,000 Finally the collaboration with the Nazis remains a taboo in Switzerland. 950 01:16:35,500 --> 01:16:36,500 You're insane! 951 01:16:37,000 --> 01:16:40,500 Alo�s, how could you ask me to help this guy?! What a masquerade! 952 01:16:41,000 --> 01:16:43,000 Heidi! I don't know what he's talking about! 953 01:16:45,500 --> 01:16:47,500 Are you mad? Heidi had agreed to help you! 954 01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:51,000 We don't want any help, what we want is the truth! 955 01:16:51,500 --> 01:16:53,000 What truth?! 956 01:16:53,500 --> 01:16:56,000 You see the bad everywhere, you're like vultures! 957 01:16:56,500 --> 01:16:58,500 But they are honest people in this country! 958 01:16:59,000 --> 01:17:02,000 I get you'd rather believe in the nice success story of the chocolate factory 959 01:17:02,500 --> 01:17:06,000 as your vineyard would lack some charm if you'd realise that the Sempach's money is dirty. 960 01:17:06,500 --> 01:17:08,000 Don't be mistaken, Thierry. 961 01:17:08,500 --> 01:17:12,000 You're trying to destroy a family because you refuse to admit that your life is a failure. 962 01:17:12,500 --> 01:17:14,465 What gives you the right to say that? 963 01:17:14,500 --> 01:17:17,500 Come on Thierry, we're going now. He's too stubborn. 964 01:17:27,517 --> 01:17:29,850 - About the picture, did you anything to do about? - Whatever! 965 01:17:29,919 --> 01:17:32,072 You did it on purpose! 966 01:17:32,700 --> 01:17:35,425 - You had made a stupidity! - Calm down! 967 01:17:36,200 --> 01:17:37,600 Silence, here comes Alo�s. 968 01:17:41,500 --> 01:17:43,000 Fucking bitch! 969 01:17:43,500 --> 01:17:46,000 Little uptight and moralist English teacher! 970 01:17:46,500 --> 01:17:49,000 She thinks she knows everything! 971 01:17:50,000 --> 01:17:52,000 Knowing how easily I managed to fuck her, 972 01:17:52,500 --> 01:17:54,500 ...things musn't be as perfect in her life! 973 01:17:55,000 --> 01:17:57,500 But of course, she wouldn't face things up when it's about herself! 974 01:17:58,000 --> 01:17:58,485 Good riddance! 975 01:17:58,520 --> 01:18:00,000 I'm already fed up. 976 01:18:00,200 --> 01:18:00,965 I will tell him everything. 977 01:18:01,000 --> 01:18:03,500 Kurt was right not to give him the money! 978 01:18:04,000 --> 01:18:07,000 I'd have felt sorry to see the money go to this paranoic intellectual! 979 01:18:07,500 --> 01:18:09,500 I can't stand these turncoat Swiss people! 980 01:18:10,000 --> 01:18:13,000 You show him the chocolate factory... But no... it's a false one! 981 01:18:13,500 --> 01:18:15,500 Stop drinking! 982 01:18:16,000 --> 01:18:18,500 Alo�s, you can't be as naive, can you? 983 01:18:24,000 --> 01:18:26,500 He didn't become rich with the chocolate factory? 984 01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:30,000 No, think about it! The chocolate... is disgusting! 985 01:18:31,000 --> 01:18:34,000 Not so loud! There are too many people... 986 01:18:43,500 --> 01:18:46,500 Alo�s... what a prick! Did you see the way he's lying to himslef? 987 01:18:47,000 --> 01:18:50,000 Yeah, open-minded Swiss people are actually the most stubborn. 988 01:18:50,500 --> 01:18:53,500 They are ready to give up on anything to keep their privileges. 989 01:18:54,000 --> 01:18:57,000 Did you see Heidi? A supposedly left-wing artist... 990 01:18:57,850 --> 01:18:59,000 You had lost something. 991 01:18:59,500 --> 01:19:03,000 I can't believe it! You know what? Keep it and stick it up your ass! 992 01:19:04,600 --> 01:19:06,400 You are getting crazy! 993 01:19:06,500 --> 01:19:08,000 What is it? 994 01:19:08,001 --> 01:19:08,499 Tell him! 995 01:19:08,500 --> 01:19:12,000 It's a copy of the property deed of the house in Schwyz. 996 01:19:13,500 --> 01:19:15,500 Look at the date. 997 01:19:16,000 --> 01:19:17,500 1950. 998 01:19:18,000 --> 01:19:20,500 Moritz bought it when he was already sticking rich. 999 01:19:21,000 --> 01:19:23,500 Why did you react the way you did with Thierry, then? 1000 01:19:24,000 --> 01:19:26,500 Because I don't want to make newspaper headlines. 1001 01:19:27,000 --> 01:19:30,000 'Miss Heidi Sempach finances the arts with the money from the Nazis'. 1002 01:19:30,500 --> 01:19:34,500 OK, the money doesn't come from the chocolate factory but it doesn't mean it comes from the Nazis. 1003 01:19:35,000 --> 01:19:37,500 Alo�s! We are in Switzerland. Do you not get it?! 1004 01:19:38,000 --> 01:19:43,000 If even our sister prefered to smother the affair, it must seriously stink. 1005 01:19:46,000 --> 01:19:47,500 Let's start it from scratch. 1006 01:19:48,000 --> 01:19:51,000 My grand-mother was disinherited because she married a Swiss socialist. 1007 01:19:51,500 --> 01:19:54,500 She never wanted the money, because she knew where it came from 1008 01:19:55,000 --> 01:19:56,000 and she had principles. 1009 01:19:56,500 --> 01:19:59,000 Why leave this ridiculous brush instead of telling us the truth? 1010 01:19:59,500 --> 01:20:01,500 Grandma was a pragmatic German-speaking Swiss, 1011 01:20:02,000 --> 01:20:04,500 not the kind of leaving a shoebrush in a safety-deposit box... 1012 01:20:05,000 --> 01:20:08,000 Mario Pschmetz... Why such a pseudonym? It doesn't make sense. 1013 01:20:08,035 --> 01:20:10,000 Who is Mario Pschmetz? 1014 01:20:12,500 --> 01:20:14,500 What a fool! 1015 01:20:15,500 --> 01:20:18,000 Mario Pschmetz is Moritz Sempach! 1016 01:20:19,500 --> 01:20:21,500 Sophie, Mario Pschmetz is my great grand-father! 1017 01:20:22,500 --> 01:20:25,000 Mario Pschmetz... It's a perfect anagram! 1018 01:20:25,500 --> 01:20:27,500 My great grand-father! Sophie! 1019 01:20:28,000 --> 01:20:31,500 Sophie, the inventor of the shoebrush was my great grand-father! 1020 01:20:36,500 --> 01:20:38,500 Oh! Look! 1021 01:20:39,000 --> 01:20:41,000 It's this bloody Alo�s! 1022 01:20:59,500 --> 01:21:03,000 Are they sending you to prevent me of bringing the truth to light? 1023 01:21:03,500 --> 01:21:06,500 What are you talking about? I'm giving you the proof that 1024 01:21:06,535 --> 01:21:08,500 the chocolate factory was bought in 1950... 1025 01:21:09,000 --> 01:21:11,500 Can you imagine Kurt's reaction when you'll show him this? 1026 01:21:12,000 --> 01:21:14,500 He will have to explain himself... Because only him knows the truth. 1027 01:21:15,000 --> 01:21:16,500 You did a great job, Alo�s! 1028 01:21:17,000 --> 01:21:19,000 Come on, hurry up, the train is going to get moving. 1029 01:21:19,500 --> 01:21:21,000 Yeah, I think we should go... 1030 01:21:22,500 --> 01:21:25,500 If it's another trick, I'll shoot your leg off. 1031 01:21:26,000 --> 01:21:27,465 I mean it. 1032 01:21:27,500 --> 01:21:29,500 If you go near Sophie, I'll blow your leg up. 1033 01:21:30,000 --> 01:21:33,000 You'll no longer be a smartass with your big muscles. 1034 01:22:12,000 --> 01:22:14,500 - Cheers! - Cheers! 1035 01:22:15,000 --> 01:22:18,000 - To your millions! - Cheers. 1036 01:22:21,500 --> 01:22:24,000 Does it look familiar to you? 1037 01:22:24,500 --> 01:22:26,500 I think Moritz became rich with it. 1038 01:22:27,000 --> 01:22:29,500 If we knew what it is, it'd be much easier to catch Kurt. 1039 01:22:30,000 --> 01:22:32,500 We're hesitating between a shoebrush and a cleaning glove. 1040 01:22:36,500 --> 01:22:38,500 Thierry, are you ok? 1041 01:22:39,000 --> 01:22:40,500 I'm fine, honey, and you? 1042 01:22:41,000 --> 01:22:42,500 Enjoy your meal. 1043 01:22:43,000 --> 01:22:44,500 Enjoy. 1044 01:22:55,500 --> 01:22:57,000 It's nice. 1045 01:22:58,500 --> 01:23:02,500 I don't believe it's a shoebrush. It's Sophie's hypothesis that's the most credible. 1046 01:23:03,000 --> 01:23:04,500 Do you want some? 1047 01:23:05,500 --> 01:23:08,000 A necessary accessory for the maintenance of a weapon. 1048 01:23:08,500 --> 01:23:11,000 We should contact a manufacturer in this sector. 1049 01:23:11,500 --> 01:23:13,500 I'm sorry! I don't know how it... 1050 01:23:14,000 --> 01:23:16,500 - It's ok. I'll do it myself. - I'm sorry... 1051 01:23:18,500 --> 01:23:20,500 There, have my glass. 1052 01:23:22,000 --> 01:23:24,500 - Thierry, stop it. - What's happening to me? 1053 01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:27,500 Excuse-me Sir, can I get a coffee at once, please? 1054 01:23:28,000 --> 01:23:29,500 With a glass of icy water. 1055 01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:34,500 Thank you, Sir. 1056 01:23:35,000 --> 01:23:37,500 - Thierry! - You don't see what happened? 1057 01:23:38,000 --> 01:23:40,000 You don't see he drugged me? 1058 01:23:40,500 --> 01:23:43,000 - It was in the champagne, wasn't it?! - No, are you insane?! 1059 01:23:43,500 --> 01:23:46,500 I clearly see what you're trying to do Alo�s but I won't let you. 1060 01:23:47,000 --> 01:23:50,000 - Thierry stop it, you're drunk! - You're in collusion with him, aren't you! 1061 01:23:50,500 --> 01:23:52,500 You want to sleep with him, don't you? 1062 01:23:52,535 --> 01:23:54,000 Get your hands off her! 1063 01:23:55,000 --> 01:23:56,000 I'm sorry... 1064 01:23:58,000 --> 01:24:00,000 - Come on, we'll carry him out. - We're sorry. 1065 01:24:02,000 --> 01:24:03,000 Don't trust Alo�s! 1066 01:24:03,500 --> 01:24:04,500 Lay off me! 1067 01:24:05,000 --> 01:24:07,500 He isn't worth it. I'm sensitive, good fun and cultured. 1068 01:24:08,000 --> 01:24:10,000 And I don't have a red car! 1069 01:24:29,500 --> 01:24:30,500 I'm not staying. 1070 01:24:31,500 --> 01:24:35,500 I just wanted to say that I'm sorry for having misjudged you in Lucerne. 1071 01:24:37,500 --> 01:24:40,000 And that... I'll keep a good memory of you. 1072 01:24:42,500 --> 01:24:44,500 Thank you. Me too. 1073 01:24:48,500 --> 01:24:51,000 I'm going go now. 1074 01:24:56,500 --> 01:24:58,000 Thierry is sleeping. 1075 01:25:00,000 --> 01:25:03,000 I don't understand how he can sleep in such a moment. 1076 01:25:16,500 --> 01:25:19,000 There are so many things I want to tell you. 1077 01:25:19,500 --> 01:25:23,000 I have this stupid song in my mind, 'Like the three wise men in Galilee, 1078 01:25:23,500 --> 01:25:25,000 looking at the evening star'. 1079 01:25:27,500 --> 01:25:29,500 'As faithful as a shadow... ' 1080 01:25:31,000 --> 01:25:33,000 'Where you go, I'll go... ' 1081 01:25:38,500 --> 01:25:41,000 Which one is the evening star? I can never tell. 1082 01:25:43,500 --> 01:25:44,500 Look. 1083 01:25:45,000 --> 01:25:48,000 From the unloading dock, up to the eumenides, Sentor, Cassiopea... 1084 01:25:50,500 --> 01:25:53,000 And then just up top, you have the evening star. 1085 01:25:55,000 --> 01:25:56,500 I can't see. 1086 01:25:57,000 --> 01:25:59,500 We can't see very well from here. Come with me. 1087 01:26:21,000 --> 01:26:23,000 Sophie? 1088 01:26:33,000 --> 01:26:37,000 Excuse-me, didn't you see a pretty woman with a disagreeable man? 1089 01:26:42,000 --> 01:26:45,500 Excuse-me Sir, could you call Mr Alo�s Couchepin's room? 1090 01:26:51,000 --> 01:26:52,500 It's not answering. 1091 01:26:53,500 --> 01:26:56,000 Please try again. He might be asleep. 1092 01:27:01,000 --> 01:27:03,000 No, he is not answering. He might be... 1093 01:27:03,035 --> 01:27:05,000 Shhht... 1094 01:27:33,000 --> 01:27:34,500 What a pig! 1095 01:27:40,000 --> 01:27:41,500 Do you have any? 1096 01:27:42,000 --> 01:27:44,000 Yeah 1097 01:27:44,500 --> 01:27:45,500 No! 1098 01:27:46,000 --> 01:27:48,000 No, it's... it's not that. It's... nothing. 1099 01:27:51,000 --> 01:27:54,500 Alo�s? You threw a piece of paper? You... threw a piece of paper? 1100 01:28:00,500 --> 01:28:03,500 It's a condom's wrapping, isn't it? You slept with another woman? 1101 01:28:04,000 --> 01:28:05,500 No, I swear. Sophie... 1102 01:28:08,000 --> 01:28:11,000 I don't want to be one more of your conquests. 1103 01:28:11,500 --> 01:28:14,000 - Take me back, please. - Sophie, if only you knew... 1104 01:28:15,000 --> 01:28:18,000 Hold on. Do you want to know what it is? 1105 01:28:18,500 --> 01:28:19,500 Look. 1106 01:28:22,000 --> 01:28:24,500 How can you imagine that I want another woman? 1107 01:28:25,000 --> 01:28:26,500 Who do you think I am? 1108 01:28:27,000 --> 01:28:30,500 - Dormill. You drugged Thierry? - Well, yeah. He carries a gun. I'm scared. 1109 01:28:31,000 --> 01:28:32,500 I'm only defending myself. 1110 01:28:33,500 --> 01:28:35,500 You'd tell anything! 1111 01:28:37,000 --> 01:28:39,000 It's sordid! What a twat I've been! 1112 01:28:39,500 --> 01:28:41,000 All this is just bullshit! 1113 01:28:41,500 --> 01:28:44,000 The lake, the small boat, it was all rigged! 1114 01:28:44,500 --> 01:28:47,500 - No... - You drugged him! That's why he's sleeping! 1115 01:28:48,000 --> 01:28:50,500 - No, please, let me tell you. - I thought that... 1116 01:28:51,000 --> 01:28:54,000 - Hold on. Sophie... - You knew I would go down to meet you! 1117 01:28:54,500 --> 01:28:56,500 - No, I didn't! - From the start... 1118 01:28:57,000 --> 01:28:59,000 - I couldn't guess! - Of course, you only helped 1119 01:28:59,500 --> 01:29:01,000 Thierry in order to sleep with me! 1120 01:29:01,500 --> 01:29:02,500 No, Sophie wait! 1121 01:29:03,000 --> 01:29:05,000 What happened between us doesn't happen often! 1122 01:29:05,500 --> 01:29:08,000 No, it does. All the time. It's called a booty call! 1123 01:29:08,500 --> 01:29:10,500 Sophie, I love you! 1124 01:29:14,000 --> 01:29:15,500 Sophie! Shit! 1125 01:29:19,000 --> 01:29:21,500 Stop blaming me, if Mr Leutzinger wants to go out, he's free. 1126 01:29:22,000 --> 01:29:25,000 Thierry has gone. He must have woken up and seen that I wasn't there. 1127 01:29:25,500 --> 01:29:27,000 Oh no! Did he say where? 1128 01:29:27,500 --> 01:29:29,500 No, he asked for the shorter way to Schwyz. 1129 01:29:30,000 --> 01:29:31,500 Can I get my car keys, please? 1130 01:29:32,000 --> 01:29:33,500 Mr Leutzinger took it. 1131 01:29:34,000 --> 01:29:37,500 - But he is not fit to drive! - Don't panic! How much is it to take yours? 1132 01:29:47,500 --> 01:29:49,500 Piggy Moritz! 1133 01:30:01,000 --> 01:30:03,000 Swiss pigs! 1134 01:30:07,000 --> 01:30:10,500 If something happened to Thierry, I'll never forgive you. 1135 01:30:12,000 --> 01:30:15,000 Anyway, without you, I no longer want to live. 1136 01:30:15,500 --> 01:30:17,500 Hey, but it's a cow! 1137 01:30:18,000 --> 01:30:19,500 Be careful! 1138 01:31:03,000 --> 01:31:06,500 Hey, are you ok? Uh! She's going to calve! 1139 01:31:08,000 --> 01:31:10,000 We need a veterinary! 1140 01:31:10,035 --> 01:31:12,000 Are you ok, cow? 1141 01:31:14,500 --> 01:31:18,500 There is no signal here! Fuck! We're going to move her on the grass. 1142 01:31:20,000 --> 01:31:22,000 Come on, move... 1143 01:31:31,500 --> 01:31:35,000 Wake up Kurt! Dirty pig! It's time for the truth! 1144 01:31:35,500 --> 01:31:38,500 Come on, get up! I've got you all exposed! 1145 01:31:47,000 --> 01:31:50,000 Where is the old pig hidding? Uh? Where is he? 1146 01:31:50,500 --> 01:31:51,500 Kurt! 1147 01:31:54,500 --> 01:31:57,000 Beat it, Socrate! Or I'll knock you out! 1148 01:31:57,500 --> 01:32:00,500 Hi there. I'm coming on behalf of this pig, Mario Pschmetz. 1149 01:32:04,000 --> 01:32:05,500 What a joke! 1150 01:32:07,000 --> 01:32:10,500 My dad sold the 'Missiu chetzi' to everybody during the war. 1151 01:32:12,000 --> 01:32:14,500 Russians, Polish, Italians, French... 1152 01:32:17,500 --> 01:32:19,500 Everybody fucked Missiu chetzi. 1153 01:32:20,000 --> 01:32:24,000 Except these bastard Nazis. My dad had principles. 1154 01:32:25,500 --> 01:32:29,500 With all the soldiers and prisoners, all these men without women 1155 01:32:32,000 --> 01:32:34,000 The market was colossal. 1156 01:32:35,500 --> 01:32:38,000 The idea is very good, I must say. Hygienic, very simple. 1157 01:32:39,500 --> 01:32:41,500 What a pity to have to keep it secret. 1158 01:32:42,000 --> 01:32:43,500 Such a pragmatic commercial business. 1159 01:32:44,000 --> 01:32:47,000 It would be annoying if Lisa were to discover that in the newspaper. 1160 01:32:47,500 --> 01:32:50,500 The Councillor of State, Lisa Sempach finances the election 1161 01:32:51,000 --> 01:32:54,500 campaign with the money from inflatable vaginas of her grand-father. 1162 01:32:55,000 --> 01:32:57,000 Although, Heidi would be happy. 1163 01:32:57,500 --> 01:33:00,500 Sempach's inflatable vaginas finance the contemporary arts. 1164 01:33:01,000 --> 01:33:03,000 All right, all right! 1165 01:33:06,000 --> 01:33:08,000 I'll give you the 2 millions. 1166 01:33:24,500 --> 01:33:27,500 Sophie, call me back asap, I've got great news. 1167 01:33:28,000 --> 01:33:30,000 Yeah, you want to be on your paws. 1168 01:33:32,500 --> 01:33:34,000 Come on. 1169 01:33:34,500 --> 01:33:36,500 Look at this. 1170 01:33:37,000 --> 01:33:40,000 Sophie, why aren't you calling me? Sophie, we are rich. 1171 01:33:40,500 --> 01:33:44,500 We are full of money. I have money. We have plenty of money. 1172 01:34:01,500 --> 01:34:03,500 Are you crying? 1173 01:34:06,000 --> 01:34:09,000 No, but I find it stupid. It looks like a Walt Disney. 1174 01:34:12,000 --> 01:34:14,000 I don't know what to do. 1175 01:34:15,000 --> 01:34:18,500 Usually I always know what to do. This isn't normal. 1176 01:34:19,500 --> 01:34:22,500 For me it's the opposite. I usually doesn't know but... 1177 01:34:37,000 --> 01:34:39,000 Thierry! 1178 01:34:45,000 --> 01:34:47,000 - Alo�s, I had warned you! - No, Thierry! 1179 01:34:47,500 --> 01:34:49,500 - You can say goodbye to your leg. - No! 1180 01:34:50,000 --> 01:34:52,000 - Are you insane?! - Stop it, you! 1181 01:34:52,500 --> 01:34:54,500 Be careful! Put the gun down! 1182 01:34:57,000 --> 01:34:58,500 Stop it! 1183 01:34:59,000 --> 01:35:01,000 Come on, fight! 1184 01:35:01,500 --> 01:35:03,500 Are you going to fight?! 1185 01:35:21,000 --> 01:35:24,000 Fucking shit of a country! 1186 01:35:31,000 --> 01:35:33,000 We have to talk. 1187 01:35:37,000 --> 01:35:39,500 What an idiot I've been. I knew it though. 1188 01:35:40,000 --> 01:35:42,000 I knew that money was a dangerous thing. 1189 01:35:42,500 --> 01:35:45,500 If I hadn't gone to get it last night, you wouldn't have had this car crash. 1190 01:35:46,000 --> 01:35:49,000 Stop it. We can't predict what might have happened. 1191 01:35:51,000 --> 01:35:54,000 The worse is that you've never been as beautiful. 1192 01:35:59,000 --> 01:36:01,000 This really hurts. 1193 01:36:03,000 --> 01:36:05,000 It's not your fault. I promise. 1194 01:36:05,500 --> 01:36:09,000 I know. It's this country. I knew that Switzerland keeps people back. 1195 01:36:12,000 --> 01:36:15,000 with money, with common sense, with chocolate... 1196 01:36:17,000 --> 01:36:19,000 ...with sex. 1197 01:36:33,000 --> 01:36:35,500 - Come on. Goodbye. - Goodbye 1198 01:36:39,000 --> 01:36:40,500 Goodbye. 1199 01:36:41,000 --> 01:36:44,000 I'll try to call you maybe. If you... 1200 01:36:48,000 --> 01:36:50,000 Be careful, ok? 1201 01:36:56,000 --> 01:36:58,000 Wait! 1202 01:37:02,000 --> 01:37:03,500 Hold on! 1203 01:37:04,000 --> 01:37:06,000 My car! 1204 01:37:08,500 --> 01:37:10,500 He took my car! 1205 01:37:11,000 --> 01:37:14,500 Alo�s, I need to tell you something. I've always hated red cars. 1206 01:37:15,500 --> 01:37:18,500 I'm not surprised. You must find it vulgar and arrogant. 1207 01:37:19,500 --> 01:37:23,000 A thing for insecure men who need a big car to prove that they've got balls. 1208 01:37:23,500 --> 01:37:25,500 It's about right, yeah. 1209 01:37:26,000 --> 01:37:29,000 It can't work between us. We agree on nothing. 1210 01:37:29,500 --> 01:37:33,000 And also because I'm a Swiss scout, uncultured, limited and stubborn. 1211 01:37:33,500 --> 01:37:35,500 I'm no better. I'm French. 1212 01:37:39,000 --> 01:37:41,000 Come with me. 1213 01:38:03,000 --> 01:38:04,500 Another frame-up? 1214 01:38:05,000 --> 01:38:07,500 No, I promise. This time I did nothing. 1215 01:38:08,000 --> 01:38:10,000 It's destiny. 103136