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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:54,710 --> 00:00:56,650 This is the last time. 2 00:01:08,210 --> 00:01:10,310 It's really the last time. 3 00:01:33,140 --> 00:01:35,850 [Grunts] 4 00:01:35,860 --> 00:01:38,790 I shouldn't have driven. 5 00:01:38,870 --> 00:01:43,400 Can't just leave the car idling like that, Mildred. It's not good. 6 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:46,420 And the gas. 7 00:02:05,270 --> 00:02:09,130 Hmph. Quicker if I walked. 8 00:02:19,860 --> 00:02:21,830 [Tires Screech] 9 00:02:40,820 --> 00:02:42,790 Boy. 10 00:03:05,230 --> 00:03:08,400 - Hello, Mildred. - Oh, hi, George. 11 00:03:08,470 --> 00:03:11,290 - Where's Annie? - Not feeling well. 12 00:03:11,350 --> 00:03:13,780 - Again. - That's right. 13 00:03:44,950 --> 00:03:47,980 Coffee? I have hot coffee. 14 00:03:48,860 --> 00:03:50,710 Good. 15 00:04:05,210 --> 00:04:07,700 - Look, we have to talk. - Don't start, Mom. 16 00:04:07,770 --> 00:04:10,160 Just don't start. I woke up two seconds ago. 17 00:04:10,170 --> 00:04:12,950 I know that. That's one of the things we have to talk about. 18 00:04:13,230 --> 00:04:16,150 Now, I took your paper route again this morning... 19 00:04:16,150 --> 00:04:16,890 and I have to say with honest emotion that it makes me extremely angry. Now, I took your paper route again this morning... 20 00:04:16,890 --> 00:04:21,490 and I have to say with honest emotion that it makes me extremely angry. 21 00:04:21,560 --> 00:04:25,110 I don't mind getting up early in the morning. I do that anyway. 22 00:04:25,110 --> 00:04:25,470 - It's just not right. - We know it's not right. I don't mind getting up early in the morning. I do that anyway. 23 00:04:25,470 --> 00:04:27,220 - It's just not right. - We know it's not right. 24 00:04:27,290 --> 00:04:30,800 I didn't want you to get me that fuckin' route. That was your idea, remember? 25 00:04:30,870 --> 00:04:34,290 You think I want you to deliver papers? I think that's a wonderful job for you? 26 00:04:34,360 --> 00:04:36,570 I wanted you to go to school. 27 00:04:36,630 --> 00:04:39,190 - I want you to go to school. - I've heard this! 28 00:04:39,190 --> 00:04:41,530 I have heard this 4,000 times! 29 00:04:41,590 --> 00:04:44,790 Well, if you think I'm enjoying this conversation any more than you are, you're wrong. 30 00:04:44,860 --> 00:04:47,830 Well, then, why say anything? Leave me alone! 31 00:04:47,900 --> 00:04:50,390 I'm an adult. A-D-U-L-T. 32 00:04:50,460 --> 00:04:55,510 You are not an adult. An adult is someone who works and can take care of himself. 33 00:04:55,580 --> 00:04:59,350 I mean, as long as someone is paying for your gas and your electric and your... 34 00:04:59,420 --> 00:05:02,710 What the hell do you think you're doing, living off what Dad left you? 35 00:05:02,780 --> 00:05:05,590 - You think that makes you an adult? - Oh, honey. 36 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:10,200 I know how difficult this must be for you. 37 00:05:10,270 --> 00:05:13,860 You're a nightmare. I'm outta here. 38 00:05:14,590 --> 00:05:16,110 [Door Slams] 39 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:24,120 - [Man, Indistinct] - [Woman] I'll do whatever I want, you piece of shit! 40 00:05:24,190 --> 00:05:27,450 Where do you think you're going? I gotta go to work. Gimme the fuckin' keys. 41 00:05:27,510 --> 00:05:29,690 I'm an inconvenience? I don't fucking matter? 42 00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:31,700 Ah, come on, Monica. 43 00:05:31,770 --> 00:05:33,940 I'm the one who doesn't get an ounce of fucking sleep! 44 00:05:34,150 --> 00:05:36,710 First it's 2:00, then 3:00, then 5:00! 45 00:05:36,950 --> 00:05:38,590 - Fucking sick of your crap! - I forgot, okay? 46 00:05:38,620 --> 00:05:41,820 - [Monica] You're too fucking stupid to tell the time? - [Car Door Opens] 47 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:44,700 [Man] What do you want me to do, get on my knees and beg you not to be a bitch? 48 00:05:44,760 --> 00:05:46,740 - [Car Door Slams Shut] - [Monica] You're gonna be sorry! 49 00:05:46,810 --> 00:05:48,670 - [Engine Starts] - I'm gonna be sorry? 50 00:05:48,730 --> 00:05:51,190 [Tires Squealing] 51 00:05:51,260 --> 00:05:54,110 ♪ [Radio Blaring] 52 00:05:54,110 --> 00:05:54,460 [Tires Squealing] ♪ [Radio Blaring] 53 00:05:54,460 --> 00:05:56,440 [Tires Squealing] 54 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:02,130 What are you lookin' at? 55 00:06:08,250 --> 00:06:10,640 Pah. 56 00:06:16,950 --> 00:06:18,900 Hi, honey. 57 00:06:18,970 --> 00:06:22,170 You hungry? I got some chops I can cook. 58 00:06:36,990 --> 00:06:39,350 I left a note. 59 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:47,480 - Jason? - Yeah, he's pickin' me up. 60 00:06:47,550 --> 00:06:50,130 He borrowed this guy, Mike, his truck. 61 00:06:52,570 --> 00:06:54,870 I think I've got everything. 62 00:06:56,570 --> 00:07:00,120 - I don't want you to go. - Well, I'm going! 63 00:07:00,190 --> 00:07:02,970 Don't worry. I'll be fine. 64 00:07:05,560 --> 00:07:08,880 - Do you need money? - No. I'm okay. 65 00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:13,150 Listen. Take some. You never know you do 'til you don't have any. 66 00:07:13,210 --> 00:07:17,880 Look in, in the Yuban coffee can in there... next to the flour on the shelf. 67 00:07:17,950 --> 00:07:20,630 There's $250 there. You take whatever you need. 68 00:07:20,700 --> 00:07:23,380 Jesus, Mom, I don't want anything! 69 00:07:30,520 --> 00:07:33,410 - So you're gonna go just like that? - Just like that. 70 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:45,180 Good luck, baby. 71 00:07:58,720 --> 00:08:00,760 I'm 23, right? I'm not 12. 72 00:08:00,830 --> 00:08:04,570 - I mean, a paper route! Is this fucking crazy or what? - Mm-hmm. 73 00:08:04,640 --> 00:08:06,490 Go get the bags. 74 00:08:13,630 --> 00:08:16,210 Hi, Mildred. 75 00:08:16,970 --> 00:08:17,950 Hello, Jason. 76 00:08:20,220 --> 00:08:22,280 Look, I'm, I'm really sorry about this. 77 00:08:23,960 --> 00:08:27,760 I didn't want to get in the middle of it, but Annie's just... [Sighs] 78 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:33,470 - [Horn Honks] - Take it easy, Mildred. 79 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:42,110 - [Annie] Is that everything? - Yep. Yep. 80 00:08:42,800 --> 00:08:44,980 [Loading Truck] 81 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:01,710 [Mildred] Kids today don't value a job the way they should. 82 00:09:01,790 --> 00:09:07,450 - ♪[Bell Tolling] - There are plenty of people who probably need this job... want. 83 00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:09,650 Nice, hardworking... 84 00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:12,760 Mexican or, or Oriental people. 85 00:09:13,950 --> 00:09:16,980 Huh! Nobody likes to get up early. 86 00:09:17,560 --> 00:09:19,540 It's their loss. Nicest part of the day. 87 00:09:24,860 --> 00:09:27,930 Absolutely the last time. 88 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:31,310 - [Tires Screeching] - [Radio Blaring] ♪ Makes me feel all right ♪ 89 00:09:31,390 --> 00:09:35,480 ♪ It makes me feel all right, okay It makes me feel all right ♪ 90 00:09:35,550 --> 00:09:37,400 - ♪Makes me feel all right ♪ - [Monica] Hiya, baby. 91 00:09:37,470 --> 00:09:39,360 - Get the fuck out of the car. - Okay. 92 00:09:39,420 --> 00:09:42,140 - Get the fuck outta the car! - I am... fucked up. [Chuckles] 93 00:09:42,140 --> 00:09:42,750 - [Yelling] Get the fuck outta the car! - I gotta get my keys. - Get the fuck outta the car! - I am... fucked up. [Chuckles] 94 00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:44,890 - [Yelling] Get the fuck outta the car! - I gotta get my keys. 95 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:46,810 - I forgot my... - Let's go. Walk. 96 00:09:46,880 --> 00:09:49,360 - All right. Okay. Okay! - Walk. What'd I tell ya? Walk. 97 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:51,290 Get off me, man. Ow. 98 00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:54,140 Okay. Okay, baby. 99 00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:02,550 ♪ [Doorbell] 100 00:10:10,330 --> 00:10:12,220 - Hello. - Hello. 101 00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:16,860 - Uh, you don't know me, but I live across the street at 1044. - Yes. Yes. 102 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:19,410 My name is Warren. We're the Warrens. 103 00:10:19,480 --> 00:10:21,690 I'm Monica, and this is J.J. 104 00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:23,610 He doesn't talk a lot. 105 00:10:23,680 --> 00:10:26,360 Hello. Come on in. Come on in. 106 00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:31,510 - Would you like to sit down? - No, thanks. 107 00:10:31,580 --> 00:10:33,970 Um, anyway, so... 108 00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:38,990 I work over at the creamery in Ferndale, and I gotta be there in 20 minutes. I work splits. 109 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:41,690 It's the worst shift, but I'm new, so I gotta go along. Am I right? 110 00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:44,600 Jay, honey, no. 111 00:10:44,670 --> 00:10:48,730 J.J.'s father's been unexpectedly called out of town. 112 00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:53,340 I'm sorry. Whatever. He's just out of town. He's gone, and I'm stuck. 113 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:58,190 I asked the lady... you know... Mrs. Ferguson, the fat one at 1027... 114 00:10:58,270 --> 00:11:01,880 but she puts me off and says she knows you, and she suggested you. 115 00:11:01,950 --> 00:11:05,400 I need someone to look after J.J. While I'm at work today. 116 00:11:05,470 --> 00:11:09,840 - [Clattering] - There he is. He's fed, and he's well-behaved. 117 00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:12,120 This'd just be for today, because he goes to school. 118 00:11:12,120 --> 00:11:12,590 It's just that they won't take him after 10:00. This'd just be for today, because he goes to school. 119 00:11:12,590 --> 00:11:13,980 It's just that they won't take him after 10:00. 120 00:11:14,490 --> 00:11:16,120 It's a real stupid fucking policy, if you ask me. 121 00:11:16,190 --> 00:11:20,630 They're supposed to help. They say it's because he's new and he missed some already. 122 00:11:20,700 --> 00:11:23,450 Now they want him to miss some more because it's after 10:00! 123 00:11:23,520 --> 00:11:25,370 Anyway, I'm screwed. 124 00:11:27,100 --> 00:11:29,820 Are ya busy today? I'd be happy to pay. 125 00:11:29,880 --> 00:11:33,180 Oh, that won't be necessary. I'll take the boy. 126 00:11:34,330 --> 00:11:36,610 Are you sure? L-I don't have a lot, but... 127 00:11:36,670 --> 00:11:40,600 Yes, I'm certain. I'm certain. I mean, you asked me for a favor, and that's what it is. 128 00:11:40,670 --> 00:11:42,840 See, my house is paid for. 129 00:11:42,910 --> 00:11:46,420 My husband left me a pension. You know, not a lot, but enough. 130 00:11:46,490 --> 00:11:51,790 - Mm-hmm. I see. - Okay, uh, I'll need a sweater or a coat. Both, preferably. 131 00:11:51,870 --> 00:11:55,890 Any toys he might like. Your home phone number. A number at work. 132 00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:58,810 Also, a blanket, if he has a special one... 133 00:11:58,810 --> 00:11:58,900 and a belt for those pants, and his books. Also, a blanket, if he has a special one... 134 00:11:58,900 --> 00:12:01,590 and a belt for those pants, and his books. 135 00:12:01,660 --> 00:12:05,400 Okay. I'll see what I can find. Listen. 136 00:12:05,470 --> 00:12:09,780 J.J.'s very quiet. Don't get frustrated with him. He's very smart. Okay? 137 00:12:09,850 --> 00:12:13,980 Jay, honey, come here and gimme a kiss. I gotta go to work. 138 00:12:20,350 --> 00:12:23,960 Okay. Um, this nice lady, uh... 139 00:12:24,340 --> 00:12:26,360 is gonna take care of you 'til I get home, okay? 140 00:12:26,430 --> 00:12:29,240 Mildred Hawkes. 141 00:12:29,310 --> 00:12:31,160 Yes, Mrs. Hawkes. 142 00:12:31,230 --> 00:12:33,300 Okay? All right. 143 00:12:33,370 --> 00:12:36,370 I'll be right back with his stuff. Uh, I gotta move it. 144 00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:39,290 Um, I'll be home by 9:00. Take good care of him. 145 00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:41,500 I will. 146 00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:51,510 Hi. 147 00:12:51,580 --> 00:12:53,970 I'm Mrs. Hawkes. 148 00:12:54,490 --> 00:12:57,590 You and I are going to have a good time. Whaddya say? 149 00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:02,140 ♪ [Piano] 150 00:13:02,140 --> 00:13:02,700 ♪ ♪ [Piano] 151 00:13:02,700 --> 00:13:10,140 ♪ 152 00:14:25,570 --> 00:14:27,280 [Mildred] "'Dear pig, are you willing..." 153 00:14:27,290 --> 00:14:29,710 "to sell for one shilling your ring? ' 154 00:14:29,790 --> 00:14:31,730 "Said the piggy, 'I will. ' 155 00:14:31,810 --> 00:14:37,440 "So they took it away and were married next day by the turkey who lives on the hill. 156 00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:42,110 "They dined on mince and slices of quince... 157 00:14:42,170 --> 00:14:45,470 "which they ate with a risible spoon. 158 00:14:45,530 --> 00:14:49,530 "'And hand in hand on the edge of the sand... 159 00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:52,180 "they danced by the light of the moon... 160 00:14:52,250 --> 00:14:54,230 "the moon, the moon. 161 00:14:54,300 --> 00:14:57,270 They danced by the light of the moon." 162 00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:19,930 [Rings Doorbell] 163 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:22,450 Oh, Christ. 164 00:15:22,530 --> 00:15:24,410 Geez, l-I'm just on my way over. 165 00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:26,330 - Come on in. - Yeah. 166 00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:35,770 There we go. 167 00:15:39,170 --> 00:15:41,170 J.J., sweetie, go upstairs to bed. 168 00:15:45,470 --> 00:15:47,860 Sit down. You wanna drink? 169 00:15:47,930 --> 00:15:49,940 Uhh, no, thank you. 170 00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:54,520 How'd it go today? Everything okay? 171 00:15:54,590 --> 00:15:56,660 Yes, it was fine. 172 00:15:56,730 --> 00:15:59,130 As a matter of fact, I was wondering if you'd like me... 173 00:15:59,130 --> 00:15:59,730 to pick him up in the morning and take him to school. As a matter of fact, I was wondering if you'd like me... 174 00:15:59,730 --> 00:16:00,960 to pick him up in the morning and take him to school. 175 00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:04,220 Well, it's real kind of you to offer, but, uh... 176 00:16:04,290 --> 00:16:07,930 I think I'm gonna have to drop him off at his grandmother's house for a little while. 177 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:10,660 Those fucking splits are gettin' me back at 9:00. 178 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,570 What am I gonna do? 179 00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:14,710 My mother-in-law don't mind too much. 180 00:16:14,780 --> 00:16:17,170 Well, you know, I could pick him up after school... 181 00:16:17,250 --> 00:16:19,700 and, and keep him with me 'til you get home from work. 182 00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:22,230 I mean, it would be no inconvenience. 183 00:16:22,300 --> 00:16:24,600 I mean, that's just until your husband gets back. 184 00:16:24,670 --> 00:16:26,770 Let's cut the shit. 185 00:16:26,850 --> 00:16:30,590 He ain't comin' back. You know it, and I know it. 186 00:16:30,650 --> 00:16:33,440 You see these marks on my face? 187 00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:37,880 Now, I appreciate your offer, but I don't have the money to pay a baby-sitter. 188 00:16:37,950 --> 00:16:39,920 Oh, my goodness. Don't worry about that. 189 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:44,120 Please, I repeat, I don't want any money, and you're not putting me out at all. 190 00:16:44,190 --> 00:16:46,910 Both of my children went to Wishing Well. 191 00:16:46,970 --> 00:16:50,140 And when your work schedule changes, everything's going to be back to normal. 192 00:16:50,140 --> 00:16:50,770 In the meantime, J.J. Gets to stay with his mom. And when your work schedule changes, everything's going to be back to normal. 193 00:16:50,770 --> 00:16:53,810 In the meantime, J.J. Gets to stay with his mom. 194 00:16:56,670 --> 00:16:58,940 Okay. 195 00:16:59,100 --> 00:17:01,940 We'll try it out for a while. We'll see how it goes. 196 00:17:02,190 --> 00:17:05,430 But I'm not lookin' for any handouts. I can manage on my own. 197 00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:07,670 Yes, I can see that. 198 00:17:07,740 --> 00:17:09,600 Okay. 199 00:17:09,660 --> 00:17:13,440 - I'll pick up J.J. At 7:30 in the morning, okay? - Thanks. 200 00:17:14,590 --> 00:17:17,440 I know you're helping me out here. I just... 201 00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:19,360 I'm not used to it, you know? 202 00:17:20,380 --> 00:17:22,720 Sure. See you tomorrow. 203 00:17:33,530 --> 00:17:35,570 Bye. 204 00:17:42,910 --> 00:17:46,110 Did you learn anything about pilgrims? 205 00:17:46,110 --> 00:17:46,450 They ate the Thanksgiving supper. Did you learn anything about pilgrims? 206 00:17:46,450 --> 00:17:47,960 They ate the Thanksgiving supper. 207 00:17:49,570 --> 00:17:51,670 Well, yes, they did. They did. 208 00:17:51,740 --> 00:17:55,800 In fact, there wasn't even any Thanksgiving before they were there. 209 00:17:55,870 --> 00:17:57,730 That's very good. 210 00:17:58,650 --> 00:18:01,110 Very interesting. 211 00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:03,740 Learn anything else? 212 00:18:03,810 --> 00:18:05,660 About Indians maybe? 213 00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:09,300 [War Whoop] 214 00:18:09,370 --> 00:18:12,280 How 'bout that? No? 215 00:18:12,350 --> 00:18:14,210 Uh, okay. 216 00:18:14,270 --> 00:18:18,500 [War Whoop] 217 00:18:19,550 --> 00:18:23,350 That ring a bell? No? 218 00:18:23,420 --> 00:18:25,940 Well... How. 219 00:18:26,180 --> 00:18:27,920 No, huh? 220 00:18:28,300 --> 00:18:31,310 Okay, do I have a treat for you. 221 00:18:31,390 --> 00:18:35,100 When we get home, when we get to my house... 222 00:18:35,100 --> 00:18:35,390 when we get back there, I have a book... When we get home, when we get to my house... 223 00:18:35,390 --> 00:18:37,560 when we get back there, I have a book... 224 00:18:37,630 --> 00:18:40,440 that tells all of the answers. 225 00:18:40,510 --> 00:18:44,470 It can teach you everything you ever wanted to know about anything. 226 00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:48,920 Well, you have to remember, it was very cold. Everyone was dying. 227 00:18:48,990 --> 00:18:53,730 So the Indians and the pilgrims decided to help each other. 228 00:18:53,790 --> 00:18:56,280 Remember how the, uh, the Indians... 229 00:18:56,350 --> 00:18:58,810 taught the pilgrims how to plant corn? 230 00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:01,500 - Yeah. - Well, they took... they took some of that corn... 231 00:19:01,570 --> 00:19:04,150 and the pilgrims cooked some turkeys... 232 00:19:04,220 --> 00:19:08,120 and they all sat down, and they had a big meal. 233 00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:11,190 And they decided to be friends. 234 00:19:11,260 --> 00:19:13,990 And that's what Thanksgiving really is all about... 235 00:19:14,510 --> 00:19:16,730 making friends and eating a lot. 236 00:19:24,890 --> 00:19:26,750 [Knocking] 237 00:19:29,470 --> 00:19:31,480 Hi, J.J. Come on in. I'm cooking. 238 00:19:35,290 --> 00:19:37,150 These are usually for birthdays... 239 00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:41,490 but I had one left over, and what the heck, Thanksgiving is important too. 240 00:19:41,570 --> 00:19:43,420 - You can try out the horn. - ♪ [Toot] 241 00:19:43,490 --> 00:19:46,590 That's just wonderful. Okay. Now. 242 00:19:46,650 --> 00:19:49,720 Go over to that cupboard, and open the doors. 243 00:19:49,790 --> 00:19:52,310 - Why? - Just do it. 244 00:19:57,570 --> 00:19:59,900 [Gobbling Sound] 245 00:19:59,970 --> 00:20:03,260 [Gobbling Continues] 246 00:20:03,330 --> 00:20:05,270 Well, what? You don't think that's funny? 247 00:20:05,340 --> 00:20:07,200 - ♪[Doorbell] - Oh, there's somebody. 248 00:20:07,260 --> 00:20:09,980 Ooh. Oh. Oh! 249 00:20:12,130 --> 00:20:16,350 - Ohh, son. Oh, look at you. - Hello, Mom. 250 00:20:16,410 --> 00:20:19,130 - Happy Thanksgiving. - You look so handsome. Oh! 251 00:20:19,130 --> 00:20:19,860 And Jeannie. Oh. Oh, I'm so glad to see you. - Happy Thanksgiving. - You look so handsome. Oh! 252 00:20:19,860 --> 00:20:22,810 And Jeannie. Oh. Oh, I'm so glad to see you. 253 00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:25,430 And you brought salad... and yams? 254 00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:27,670 That's... There's too much food. 255 00:20:27,740 --> 00:20:30,680 Well, I love leftovers. Who cares? 256 00:20:30,750 --> 00:20:32,690 - [All Chuckling] - Hi, Mom. 257 00:20:32,770 --> 00:20:34,680 Oh, hi, sweetheart. Hi. Hi. 258 00:20:34,750 --> 00:20:37,580 - Happy Thanksgiving. - Happy Thanksgiving, darling. 259 00:20:37,630 --> 00:20:40,830 L... Oh, oh. Invite them in the house, Mildred. You know? 260 00:20:40,900 --> 00:20:44,160 Excuse me for acting like such a big fool. I'm just so happy to see you. 261 00:20:44,220 --> 00:20:47,770 I just... I can't tell you. Ohh. 262 00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:50,140 - Oh. - You too, Mom. 263 00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:55,390 - You look absolutely beautiful. - Thank you. 264 00:20:55,460 --> 00:20:57,690 - Doesn't she? - Yes, she does. 265 00:20:57,760 --> 00:20:59,800 Is Ann Mary Margaret with you? 266 00:20:59,870 --> 00:21:03,130 - Uh, no. - Did you talk to her on the phone or anything? 267 00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:05,120 No. Were we supposed to? 268 00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:05,580 No, no. No. No. Well, she knows... She knows she's welcome... anytime. No. Were we supposed to? 269 00:21:05,580 --> 00:21:09,340 No, no. No. No. Well, she knows... She knows she's welcome... anytime. 270 00:21:09,410 --> 00:21:11,890 I have someone I want to introduce you to. 271 00:21:16,380 --> 00:21:18,240 Well, let's see what we have here. 272 00:21:18,300 --> 00:21:21,240 My mom's stuffing, and it's usually not bad. 273 00:21:21,310 --> 00:21:25,250 Mmm. Mm-hmm. And this is, uh... I don't know what that is. 274 00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:28,630 No fingers. Can I fix you another drink? Yours is getting a little low. 275 00:21:28,700 --> 00:21:31,120 Well, sure, Mom. Thank you. 276 00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:33,170 [Jeannie] Oh. You know, don't worry. I can get that. 277 00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:35,830 - Oh, I don't mind. - I don't mind either. 278 00:21:35,900 --> 00:21:38,970 Oh! Oh, sure. Sure. Okay. You know where everything is. 279 00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:41,940 Uh, no. Actually, maybe you should get it. 280 00:21:42,190 --> 00:21:43,920 - Well, l... - If you don't mind. 281 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:46,100 - ♪[Doorbell] - Oop. Got it. 282 00:21:46,180 --> 00:21:48,350 ♪ [Doorbell] 283 00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:55,870 - Hello. - Well, hello. 284 00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:59,100 Uh, I'm not sure if I have the right house. 285 00:21:59,100 --> 00:21:59,390 - Are you Ethan? - Uh, yeah. Uh, I'm not sure if I have the right house. 286 00:21:59,390 --> 00:22:02,490 - Are you Ethan? - Uh, yeah. 287 00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:06,970 I'm Monica. Monica Warren. Really nice to meet you. 288 00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:11,140 - Likewise. - I didn't realize Mildred had such a handsome son. 289 00:22:11,140 --> 00:22:11,700 - Hmm. - Come, Monica. Come on in. - Likewise. - I didn't realize Mildred had such a handsome son. 290 00:22:11,700 --> 00:22:13,690 - Hmm. - Come, Monica. Come on in. 291 00:22:16,670 --> 00:22:20,130 Oh, everyone, this is Monica. This is J.J.'s mother, my neighbor... 292 00:22:20,130 --> 00:22:20,580 and this is Ethan, my son, whom you've met... Oh, everyone, this is Monica. This is J.J.'s mother, my neighbor... 293 00:22:20,580 --> 00:22:22,580 and this is Ethan, my son, whom you've met... 294 00:22:22,660 --> 00:22:25,500 and Jeannie, and, uh, everybody knows me. 295 00:22:25,570 --> 00:22:27,390 - Can I get you a drink? - You got any beer? 296 00:22:27,460 --> 00:22:30,970 Sure. Sure. Oh, sit down. It's going to be just a couple of minutes. 297 00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:32,980 Ah, yes, ladies, uh, should we sit down? 298 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:35,920 - Honey? Monica? - Sure. 299 00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:39,600 - Uh, Mom, you got everything there? - Everything's fine. 300 00:22:40,450 --> 00:22:42,200 [Clears Throat] 301 00:22:42,270 --> 00:22:45,920 So, how do you do? I'm Jeannie, Ethan's wife. 302 00:22:45,980 --> 00:22:47,870 - It's nice to meet you. - [Mumbles] Oh. Excuse me. 303 00:22:47,930 --> 00:22:52,190 Same here. Uh, can't really stay. I got a date. 304 00:22:52,260 --> 00:22:54,840 Just left word on my answering machine that I'd be over here... 305 00:22:54,910 --> 00:22:56,770 so I hope you don't mind if he calls. 306 00:22:56,830 --> 00:22:59,130 - No, that's fine. - Thanksgiving. Hot date. 307 00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:02,300 You know what I mean. 308 00:23:02,370 --> 00:23:05,300 Thanks. I mean, I wouldn't mind eating over here. 309 00:23:05,380 --> 00:23:10,590 I hear your old lady's a real good cook and all, but as soon as that phone rings, I gotta go. 310 00:23:10,660 --> 00:23:13,340 [Jeannie Clears Throat] So, uh, what do you do, Monica? 311 00:23:13,410 --> 00:23:16,640 What do I do? I work at the creamery. 312 00:23:16,700 --> 00:23:20,250 - [Suppressed Laugh] - My husband left me a little while ago. 313 00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:22,620 - So I'm on the rebound, you know? - [Laughing, Mumbling] 314 00:23:22,690 --> 00:23:25,310 [Laughing] Anyway, you know, you try. 315 00:23:25,380 --> 00:23:30,360 This guy I'm goin' out with today... I don't even know him. Do you believe that? 316 00:23:30,430 --> 00:23:33,280 - [Laughing] - Come on. 317 00:23:33,340 --> 00:23:36,410 Our first fucking date... It's on Thanksgiving! 318 00:23:37,820 --> 00:23:40,440 - Oh. Oh, good thing I'm drinkin'. - Oh, hey. 319 00:23:40,510 --> 00:23:43,290 - You're crazy. - [Laughing] Here's to ya. 320 00:23:43,360 --> 00:23:45,270 - Cheers. - Okay. Okay. 321 00:23:45,340 --> 00:23:49,620 We're ready. We're ready. Everyone grab a seat at the table. I'll get the wine. 322 00:23:49,660 --> 00:23:52,300 And because it was so cold... 323 00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:55,710 they both decided to work together and have a dinner... 324 00:23:55,780 --> 00:23:58,710 and, and use Indian tricks... 325 00:23:58,780 --> 00:24:01,780 and... and... I don't know. 326 00:24:02,910 --> 00:24:05,180 Corn. Don't forget the corn. 327 00:24:05,250 --> 00:24:09,150 Europeans never saw corn before then... or potatoes either. 328 00:24:09,150 --> 00:24:09,810 Not potatoes, Mom. It's Irish. Europeans never saw corn before then... or potatoes either. 329 00:24:09,810 --> 00:24:11,420 Not potatoes, Mom. It's Irish. 330 00:24:11,490 --> 00:24:13,690 - I don't think so. - Mm-hmm. 331 00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:16,130 And they wanted to be friends too. Right, J.J.? 332 00:24:16,130 --> 00:24:16,660 - Right. - [Ethan] The pilgrims, they looked around... And they wanted to be friends too. Right, J.J.? 333 00:24:16,660 --> 00:24:19,420 - Right. - [Ethan] The pilgrims, they looked around... 334 00:24:19,490 --> 00:24:24,120 and they saw the sky and the land and the trees and the water... 335 00:24:24,190 --> 00:24:28,730 of what would later become the great commonwealth of Massachusetts. 336 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:30,770 They thought it was so beautiful that they... 337 00:24:30,850 --> 00:24:33,880 just decided to sit down and have a meal and thank God for that. 338 00:24:33,950 --> 00:24:37,210 How do you know so much about Thanksgiving, Ethan? 339 00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:40,540 Come on, ma. You taught me. You read it to me out of the encyclopedia. 340 00:24:40,610 --> 00:24:43,260 - I did? - Mm-hmm. 341 00:24:43,330 --> 00:24:45,880 - I don't remember. - [Phone Ringing] 342 00:24:45,950 --> 00:24:48,370 I'll get it. I'll get it. That'll be Ann Mary Margaret. 343 00:24:48,450 --> 00:24:50,750 [Ringing] 344 00:24:50,820 --> 00:24:52,720 Hello? 345 00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:55,770 Oh. Yes, she is. I'll get her. 346 00:24:57,570 --> 00:25:01,880 You can't make it? I think you'd better tell her that yourself. 347 00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:05,210 It's for you. 348 00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:08,890 Geez. 349 00:25:10,530 --> 00:25:12,220 Hello, Jack. Where are you? 350 00:25:12,290 --> 00:25:14,330 What? 351 00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:17,850 Oh, great. You're gonna stand me up on Thanksgiving, you little prick! 352 00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:20,920 - You tell me. Uh-huh. - Mom, I got a job. 353 00:25:20,990 --> 00:25:23,100 - [Monica] Good for you! - It's, uh... It's a lotta money. 354 00:25:23,100 --> 00:25:23,360 - Scumbag. - Now I haven't given 'em my answer yet, but, uh... - [Monica] Good for you! - It's, uh... It's a lotta money. 355 00:25:23,360 --> 00:25:26,300 - Scumbag. - Now I haven't given 'em my answer yet, but, uh... 356 00:25:26,370 --> 00:25:29,370 well, I really like this job, and I'm thinking about taking it. 357 00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:32,670 - Thing is, Mom, uh, - 'Cause you're a fuckin'liar. 358 00:25:32,740 --> 00:25:35,610 Might have to move to San Francisco... Jeannie and I. 359 00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:38,650 You cocksucker. 360 00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:41,340 - I said you're a cocksucker. - That's wonderful. 361 00:25:41,410 --> 00:25:45,400 I was just thinkin', well, since Ann Mary Margaret's not here anymore... 362 00:25:45,470 --> 00:25:47,680 maybe you'd like to come to San Francisco and live. 363 00:25:47,740 --> 00:25:50,400 - I'm not goin' anywhere with you. - And live? 364 00:25:50,460 --> 00:25:52,410 You big, fat fuckin'liar! 365 00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:54,930 - Me in San Francisco? - You're full of shit. 366 00:25:54,980 --> 00:25:56,830 Oh, my word. 367 00:25:59,550 --> 00:26:01,560 - Yes. Yes, yes. - No. No. 368 00:26:01,630 --> 00:26:03,970 - [Mildred] I love San Francisco. - Cocksucker. 369 00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:06,110 Well, it's not really for certain yet, Mom. 370 00:26:06,110 --> 00:26:06,440 I m... I mean, uh... [Clears Throat] We'll see. I mean, we gotta talk about it. Well, it's not really for certain yet, Mom. 371 00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:09,370 I m... I mean, uh... [Clears Throat] We'll see. I mean, we gotta talk about it. 372 00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:12,990 I haven't even signed anything yet. So what I'm saying is, don't count on it. 373 00:26:13,610 --> 00:26:16,220 - I mean, it's not 100 percent. - Oh, it's just not certain yet. 374 00:26:16,290 --> 00:26:18,590 No, it is certain. They've offered me the job. 375 00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:20,700 I'd say it's, you know, 90 percent. 376 00:26:20,770 --> 00:26:23,640 Also, I don't want you just to make up your mind right off the top of your head. 377 00:26:23,710 --> 00:26:27,160 I mean, uh, San Francisco's a great city and everything, but there are disadvantages. 378 00:26:27,230 --> 00:26:30,810 - [Monica] How long? A couple of hours! - Like the earthquakes. 379 00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:33,470 No. You have roots here. Friends. Memories. 380 00:26:33,540 --> 00:26:35,390 - No fuckin' way. - Ah. 381 00:26:35,460 --> 00:26:37,310 - You tell me. - Ah. 382 00:26:37,380 --> 00:26:39,800 - If I what! - What's "Ah," Mom? 383 00:26:39,870 --> 00:26:43,480 Jesus, all I gotta do is go out there and take the damn job and find out where we're at. 384 00:26:43,550 --> 00:26:46,330 - Fuck you! Dickhead. - Well... Uh... 385 00:26:47,870 --> 00:26:49,950 What happened? You get stood up? 386 00:26:50,210 --> 00:26:53,150 No, I didn't get stood up. He was supposed to pick me up here... 387 00:26:53,220 --> 00:26:55,260 and that's not happening now, that's all. 388 00:26:55,330 --> 00:26:57,750 We're still gonna go out. I just gotta meet him someplace. 389 00:26:57,820 --> 00:27:00,130 Yeah? Where ya goin'? 390 00:27:00,130 --> 00:27:00,660 Out to dinner someplace. What the fuck do you care? Yeah? Where ya goin'? 391 00:27:00,660 --> 00:27:03,130 Out to dinner someplace. What the fuck do you care? 392 00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:05,270 He's picking the fucking place. 393 00:27:05,340 --> 00:27:07,710 Don't wanna keep Prince Charming waiting. 394 00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:12,570 Nice meeting you all. Have a happy Thanksgiving. 395 00:27:15,390 --> 00:27:17,250 [Door Slams] 396 00:27:20,690 --> 00:27:22,180 - Hey, Jay, - [Sportscaster Chattering] 397 00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:24,160 See this guy here? 398 00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:24,990 He's a good quarterback, but, uh, he ain't got no heart. See this guy here? 399 00:27:24,990 --> 00:27:27,390 He's a good quarterback, but, uh, he ain't got no heart. 400 00:27:27,460 --> 00:27:31,800 Under pressure he folds like a Chinese laundry. 401 00:27:31,870 --> 00:27:34,240 Oh, come on, man. That was interference. 402 00:27:35,740 --> 00:27:38,940 - Anyone want pie? - Oh, no, Ma. 403 00:27:39,130 --> 00:27:41,210 - No more. - Okay. 404 00:27:41,930 --> 00:27:44,860 ♪ [Slow] 405 00:27:47,100 --> 00:27:48,960 Ooh. 406 00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:53,910 There you go, sweetie. 407 00:27:53,980 --> 00:27:56,850 Hey! You're a long drink of water. 408 00:27:58,430 --> 00:28:01,500 - What are you doing here? - Drinkin'. 409 00:28:01,570 --> 00:28:04,930 - Happy Thanksgiving. - Yes, you too. 410 00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:12,800 - Where's the kid? - With the woman. The sitter. 411 00:28:14,370 --> 00:28:16,220 Oh, yeah. 412 00:28:17,570 --> 00:28:19,420 Yeah. 413 00:28:21,150 --> 00:28:24,410 First holiday alone? Huh? 414 00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:26,340 No. No. That ain't it. 415 00:28:29,120 --> 00:28:33,530 It's just that I never get anything without fighting for it. 416 00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:35,580 You know? 417 00:28:35,650 --> 00:28:40,830 If I sat on my ass, I'd be broke, dead, homeless. 418 00:28:40,900 --> 00:28:43,100 Fucked up, you know? 419 00:28:43,100 --> 00:28:43,400 That's okay. That's the way the world is. That's the way I am. Fucked up, you know? 420 00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:46,440 That's okay. That's the way the world is. That's the way I am. 421 00:28:46,470 --> 00:28:50,430 I don't want anything given to me. Screw it. 422 00:28:50,500 --> 00:28:54,690 Them people look at me like I'm a fucking asshole for fighting for what I want. 423 00:28:54,750 --> 00:28:57,120 Like I'm not supposed to want anything? 424 00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:57,590 I'm just supposed to sit there like a fuckin' jerk. Like I'm not supposed to want anything? 425 00:28:57,590 --> 00:28:59,840 I'm just supposed to sit there like a fuckin' jerk. 426 00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:05,120 But you know me. I ain't doin' that. I'm a fightin' motherfucker. 427 00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:05,610 No fuckin' way. But you know me. I ain't doin' that. I'm a fightin' motherfucker. 428 00:29:05,610 --> 00:29:06,980 No fuckin' way. 429 00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:13,760 So that's me: Miss Obnoxious. 430 00:29:16,580 --> 00:29:18,430 Tell me, you think I'm an idiot? 431 00:29:18,500 --> 00:29:20,440 Oh, no. No. 432 00:29:22,300 --> 00:29:24,160 Why do people hate me? 433 00:29:26,590 --> 00:29:29,530 Right. I know. People don't hate me. People love me, right? 434 00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:32,900 - Right. Yeah. - That's because I'm so charming. 435 00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:35,480 Yeah... and polite. 436 00:29:35,550 --> 00:29:37,590 [Chuckles] Don't forget good-looking. 437 00:29:37,660 --> 00:29:39,770 Yeah. 438 00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:43,260 - But you know what I mean? - Mmm, oh, yes, I know. 439 00:29:44,870 --> 00:29:46,720 First holidays are rough. 440 00:29:50,590 --> 00:29:55,830 You know, when we finish these, you're gonna know all about literature and art... 441 00:29:55,900 --> 00:29:59,830 history... Everything that ever happened. 442 00:29:59,910 --> 00:30:01,760 Okay, you ready? 443 00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:04,260 Okay. 444 00:30:05,300 --> 00:30:06,910 "A cappella: 445 00:30:06,980 --> 00:30:09,370 "A performance of a polyphonic musical work... 446 00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:11,330 "by unaccompanied voices. 447 00:30:11,390 --> 00:30:13,660 Originally referring to sacred choral music, it..." 448 00:30:13,730 --> 00:30:16,660 Blah, blah, blah. Okay. What this is is a song... 449 00:30:16,740 --> 00:30:18,590 you know, with just voices. 450 00:30:18,660 --> 00:30:22,930 No... No drums or piano. No instruments. It's just voices. 451 00:30:23,140 --> 00:30:25,120 - You know what I mean? - No. 452 00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:25,540 Okay. - You know what I mean? - No. 453 00:30:25,540 --> 00:30:26,980 Okay. 454 00:30:33,150 --> 00:30:36,670 ♪ Frere Jacques, Frere Jacques Dormez vous, dormez vous ♪ 455 00:30:36,740 --> 00:30:38,910 A cappella. 456 00:30:38,980 --> 00:30:43,170 ♪ Frere Jacques, Frere Jacques Dormez vous, dormez vous ♪ 457 00:30:43,230 --> 00:30:46,150 Not a cappella. Ya understand? 458 00:30:46,150 --> 00:30:46,860 No music. Not a cappella. Ya understand? 459 00:30:46,860 --> 00:30:48,500 No music. 460 00:30:48,700 --> 00:30:49,920 - Right. Just voice. - [Clanking] 461 00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:53,760 Excuse me a minute. 462 00:31:04,260 --> 00:31:06,560 Hi. 463 00:31:06,630 --> 00:31:09,280 I need some money. I was gonna ask. 464 00:31:09,350 --> 00:31:11,200 Oh, sure. 465 00:31:12,870 --> 00:31:14,910 How ya been doin'? 466 00:31:14,980 --> 00:31:17,120 You mean: What am I doing? Where am I staying? 467 00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:17,540 Do I have a phone number? Do I have a job? Why do I need money? You mean: What am I doing? Where am I staying? 468 00:31:17,540 --> 00:31:19,290 Do I have a phone number? Do I have a job? Why do I need money? 469 00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:22,460 Nothing. Nowhere. I don't know. No job. Because I'm broke. Okay? 470 00:31:22,530 --> 00:31:24,380 - I gotta go. - Hey, hold on a minute. 471 00:31:24,450 --> 00:31:27,350 No, forget it. Just 'cause I'm takin' your money doesn't mean I have to take your shit. 472 00:31:27,430 --> 00:31:29,370 - I'm sorry. I shouldn't have come. - Look, this is getting... 473 00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:31,610 No! Don't! 474 00:31:44,450 --> 00:31:46,590 Okay. Here you go. You can throw it. 475 00:31:46,660 --> 00:31:50,140 I always put it down quietly so I don't wake anybody up, but do whatever you want. 476 00:31:50,210 --> 00:31:52,430 Just so you get it in there. Okay? Go on. 477 00:31:59,750 --> 00:32:02,130 - I did it. I did it. - Nice goin'. 478 00:32:02,210 --> 00:32:04,180 - It was fun. - Good. 479 00:32:04,260 --> 00:32:06,110 About a hundred more houses to go. 480 00:32:38,110 --> 00:32:40,570 You know who I am, right? 481 00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:44,190 Of course you do. The, uh, wife beater. 482 00:32:44,260 --> 00:32:48,600 Anyway, uh, I went to the school to try to see my kid... 483 00:32:48,670 --> 00:32:52,730 but, uh, she's put the word out on me, and they won't let me near him. 484 00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:54,940 What exactly is it that you want? 485 00:32:55,140 --> 00:32:58,780 Look, I know you pick J.J. Up and you take care of him. 486 00:33:02,630 --> 00:33:04,700 I just wanna find out how he's doin'. 487 00:33:04,770 --> 00:33:06,940 Oh, he's fine. 488 00:33:07,140 --> 00:33:09,220 He's in very good health. 489 00:33:13,570 --> 00:33:15,420 Okay, then. 490 00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:19,460 Okay. 491 00:33:24,260 --> 00:33:26,300 Hey, you, uh, uh... 492 00:33:26,370 --> 00:33:28,220 you do me a favor? 493 00:33:28,290 --> 00:33:31,360 Absolutely not. That's between you and your wife. 494 00:33:32,390 --> 00:33:34,240 Right. 495 00:33:35,390 --> 00:33:38,240 Between me and my wife. 496 00:33:38,310 --> 00:33:41,660 ♪ [Children Singing, Indistinct] 497 00:33:41,730 --> 00:33:47,360 ♪ [Children Continue] 498 00:33:47,430 --> 00:33:49,280 [Audience Laughs] 499 00:33:58,750 --> 00:34:00,890 Yes, Mary, tonight begins our journey. 500 00:34:04,740 --> 00:34:08,320 I bring to you frankincense for your future. 501 00:34:08,390 --> 00:34:12,180 And I bring to you gold, as befits a king among men. 502 00:34:13,250 --> 00:34:16,130 [Both] Thank you all so much. 503 00:34:16,130 --> 00:34:16,700 [Applause, Whistling] [Both] Thank you all so much. 504 00:34:16,700 --> 00:34:19,430 [Applause, Whistling] 505 00:34:27,970 --> 00:34:31,750 ♪ It's Christmas time again ♪ 506 00:34:31,810 --> 00:34:35,800 ♪ The year comes to an end ♪ 507 00:34:35,870 --> 00:34:39,490 ♪ I don't know where you are tonight ♪ 508 00:34:39,550 --> 00:34:44,260 ♪ And it's Christmas time again ♪ 509 00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:48,120 - Hi. - Hi. We're just over to my mother-in-law's. 510 00:34:48,190 --> 00:34:52,150 She does this whole big thing with the dinner and the kids and the stockings for Santa. 511 00:34:52,230 --> 00:34:55,160 - Great. Uh-huh. - Frank won't be there, so... 512 00:34:55,230 --> 00:34:57,240 - You wanna come in? You're getting wet. - No, no. No. 513 00:34:57,310 --> 00:35:00,430 I just saw you leaving, and I wanted to get these to you. 514 00:35:00,450 --> 00:35:02,390 I didn't know whether you celebrate tonight or tomorrow morning. 515 00:35:02,470 --> 00:35:04,440 - Aw. - The big one's for J.J. 516 00:35:06,470 --> 00:35:09,120 That's real sweet. Say thank you, Jay. 517 00:35:09,190 --> 00:35:11,800 - Thank you, Auntie Mildred. - You're welcome, darling. 518 00:35:11,870 --> 00:35:13,730 - I don't have anything for you. - Oh... 519 00:35:13,790 --> 00:35:16,250 I mean, I'm gonna get you something. I just didn't buy it yet. Sure. 520 00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:18,360 - Can we do that later? - Of course. 521 00:35:19,620 --> 00:35:21,510 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. 522 00:35:21,570 --> 00:35:23,360 Merry Christmas, Auntie Mildred. 523 00:35:23,430 --> 00:35:25,280 Merry Christmas, sweetheart. 524 00:35:26,630 --> 00:35:32,160 ♪ I wish that you were here tonight ♪ 525 00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:32,980 ♪ And it's Christmas time ♪ ♪ I wish that you were here tonight ♪ 526 00:35:32,980 --> 00:35:36,160 ♪ And it's Christmas time ♪ 527 00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:36,950 - ♪Again ♪ - ♪Again, again ♪ ♪ And it's Christmas time ♪ 528 00:35:36,950 --> 00:35:44,160 - ♪Again ♪ - ♪Again, again ♪ 529 00:35:45,470 --> 00:35:48,790 [TV Announcer] The familiar sight of the ball dropping down on Times Square... 530 00:35:48,870 --> 00:35:52,280 signifies it's time to ring in the new year. 531 00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:55,140 Five, four... 532 00:35:55,140 --> 00:35:55,770 three, two, one. Five, four... 533 00:35:55,770 --> 00:35:58,680 three, two, one. 534 00:35:58,750 --> 00:36:00,610 - Happy new year! - [People Screaming] 535 00:36:00,670 --> 00:36:04,380 ♪ [Auld Lang Syne] 536 00:36:04,450 --> 00:36:10,530 ♪ 537 00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:13,660 [Announcer] Folks, this will be the best year ever! 538 00:36:13,730 --> 00:36:18,300 - ♪ How much is that doggie in the window ♪ - Woof, woof. 539 00:36:18,370 --> 00:36:22,230 - ♪ The one with the waggly tail ♪ - Woof, woof. 540 00:36:22,310 --> 00:36:26,500 - ♪ How much is that kitty in the window ♪ - Meow, meow. 541 00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:29,860 ♪ I sure hope that monkey's for sale ♪ 542 00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:33,980 - Oo-week. Oo-week. - What is that sound? That sounds like a piggy. 543 00:36:34,550 --> 00:36:37,880 Monkeys go, "Oo-oo, ah-ah. Oo-oo, ah-ah." 544 00:36:37,950 --> 00:36:40,860 - Oo-oo, ah-ah. - Pretty good. Okay. 545 00:36:40,930 --> 00:36:45,690 ♪ How much is that octopus in the window ♪ 546 00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:49,540 ♪ The one with the wiggly arms ♪ 547 00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:53,760 ♪ How much is that donkey in the window ♪ 548 00:37:08,100 --> 00:37:09,990 - Hello! - Hi! Hi! 549 00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:13,120 Happy birthday, J.J. Oh, boy. 550 00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:13,550 Oh, hey, that's a nice shirt. Your mom give you that? Happy birthday, J.J. Oh, boy. 551 00:37:13,550 --> 00:37:15,840 Oh, hey, that's a nice shirt. Your mom give you that? 552 00:37:15,910 --> 00:37:17,760 Yeah, it's for my birthday. 553 00:37:17,830 --> 00:37:21,920 And I got these cool new Air Barkley Super Slams from my dad. Cool, huh? 554 00:37:21,990 --> 00:37:23,840 - Cool. - And what else did you get, Jay? 555 00:37:23,910 --> 00:37:27,740 Oh, yeah, I almost forgot. Mom got us tickets to Wrestlemania. 556 00:37:27,810 --> 00:37:30,910 - Front row! - Oh, great. 557 00:37:30,980 --> 00:37:34,120 Um, okay. Party favor time. 558 00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:34,500 Party favors for you, Mom? Um, okay. Party favor time. 559 00:37:34,500 --> 00:37:35,970 Party favors for you, Mom? 560 00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:37,890 Nah, I'm tryin' to cut back. 561 00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:40,260 - Nice cake, Mildred. - Thank you. 562 00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:42,810 I think the only thing left to do is to light these candles. 563 00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:46,180 - ♪ [Toot] - Ah, I don't see any matches. 564 00:37:46,240 --> 00:37:51,190 Would you do me a favor? Would you go out to the garage and get those stick matches for me? 565 00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:02,500 Do you like it, honey? 566 00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:15,440 - He's good. - Yeah. He's very athletic. 567 00:38:19,720 --> 00:38:22,910 All right. "Remove." What does that mean? 568 00:38:22,980 --> 00:38:26,810 - Take something away. - Good. "Expert." 569 00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:29,570 - Really good at something. - Good. 570 00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:32,540 - "Peculiar." - Weirdo. 571 00:38:32,610 --> 00:38:34,850 Right. 572 00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:37,500 Okay, you ready? All right. 573 00:38:37,570 --> 00:38:39,840 Remember to ride on the sidewalk. When you get to a street... 574 00:38:39,910 --> 00:38:42,180 just get off your bike and walk it across. 575 00:38:42,210 --> 00:38:45,160 - Okay? - I know. - You know? 576 00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:45,850 Then what are you waiting for? Get goin'. - Okay? - I know. - You know? 577 00:38:45,850 --> 00:38:47,380 Then what are you waiting for? Get goin'. 578 00:38:53,510 --> 00:38:56,350 I don't know if this was such a good idea. 579 00:38:56,420 --> 00:38:58,430 [Grunts] Don't start, Mildred. 580 00:38:58,500 --> 00:39:01,370 Jesus Christ. You've been following that kid around in your car for the past two weeks. 581 00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:04,130 He's fine. Look at him. 582 00:39:04,130 --> 00:39:04,660 Take a Valium. He's fine. Look at him. 583 00:39:04,660 --> 00:39:06,400 Take a Valium. 584 00:39:06,470 --> 00:39:11,520 Okay, okay. Just knock on my door when he gets back, okay, please? Thank you. 585 00:39:17,890 --> 00:39:20,130 Auntie Mildred, can you hold these for a minute. 586 00:39:20,130 --> 00:39:20,680 Wow. Look at all these valentines. Auntie Mildred, can you hold these for a minute. 587 00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:23,300 Wow. Look at all these valentines. 588 00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:25,950 You must have a lot of girlfriends. 589 00:39:26,240 --> 00:39:28,830 - I do. - Yes? [Chuckles] 590 00:39:28,900 --> 00:39:32,860 You know, Valentine's Day has a very interesting history. 591 00:39:32,930 --> 00:39:36,960 Before there was chocolate and flowers and card exchanging... 592 00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:39,840 there was a man named Valentine... 593 00:39:39,910 --> 00:39:41,980 and he was a saint. 594 00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:45,910 And cupids were... Well, you know how you've always seen those, those pictures... 595 00:39:45,990 --> 00:39:49,500 of those cute little babies with the fat, pudgy faces and little wings? 596 00:39:49,570 --> 00:39:53,470 Those were images. They were created by a realist painter: Raphael. 597 00:39:53,540 --> 00:39:56,950 He was Italian. He was very talented. Remind me to tell you about him. 598 00:39:57,320 --> 00:40:01,260 Anyway, these cupids would shoot an imaginary arrow... 599 00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:05,280 right into your heart, and if you were hit, you fell in love immediately. 600 00:40:05,350 --> 00:40:08,480 Excuse me, Auntie Mildred. Here, this is for you. 601 00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:15,200 Oh. 602 00:40:15,270 --> 00:40:19,840 Oh. This is very beautiful. 603 00:40:19,910 --> 00:40:21,850 My mom gave me the money. 604 00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:26,120 Oh, thank you. I love this. 605 00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:26,520 It looks just like mine, see? Oh, thank you. I love this. 606 00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:28,290 It looks just like mine, see? 607 00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:31,200 Oh, yes. Can you put it on for me? 608 00:40:31,270 --> 00:40:33,120 Sure. 609 00:40:39,330 --> 00:40:41,400 - How do I look? - Great! 610 00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:43,810 Thank you. 611 00:40:54,340 --> 00:40:58,150 - Listen, just keep the meter running. - Make it fast, please. 612 00:40:58,150 --> 00:40:58,870 [Thunderclap] - Listen, just keep the meter running. - Make it fast, please. 613 00:40:58,870 --> 00:41:00,700 [Thunderclap] 614 00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:04,190 Monica! 615 00:41:04,260 --> 00:41:06,110 Monica, honey! 616 00:41:07,270 --> 00:41:09,120 Monica! 617 00:41:10,630 --> 00:41:13,630 [Knocking] Happy Valentine's Day, baby! 618 00:41:13,700 --> 00:41:16,420 [Ringing Doorbell] Aw, come on. 619 00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:19,960 [Knocking, Ringing] Come down here. 620 00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:24,700 Okay. Okay. Don't make me do it. 621 00:41:24,770 --> 00:41:29,120 Don't make me sing. Don't make me serenade ya, 'cause I will. 622 00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:29,530 I'll go Joe Cocker on your ass. Don't make me sing. Don't make me serenade ya, 'cause I will. 623 00:41:29,530 --> 00:41:32,300 I'll go Joe Cocker on your ass. 624 00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:39,350 ♪ You are so beautiful ♪ 625 00:41:39,430 --> 00:41:41,660 ♪ To me ♪ 626 00:41:41,730 --> 00:41:46,720 ♪ You are so beautiful ♪ 627 00:41:46,790 --> 00:41:50,120 ♪ To me Can't you see ♪ 628 00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:50,550 ♪ You're everything I hope for ♪ ♪ To me Can't you see ♪ 629 00:41:50,550 --> 00:41:54,390 ♪ You're everything I hope for ♪ 630 00:41:54,470 --> 00:41:58,880 - ♪Everything I need ♪ - [Thunderclap] 631 00:41:58,950 --> 00:42:05,180 ♪ You are so beautiful ♪ 632 00:42:05,250 --> 00:42:08,630 - [Thunderclap] - ♪ To me ♪ 633 00:42:09,990 --> 00:42:12,160 Ah. 634 00:42:12,230 --> 00:42:14,880 You're standin' behind the door, aren't ya? 635 00:42:18,820 --> 00:42:20,680 You always do that. 636 00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:30,240 Monica, you're it for me. 637 00:42:30,890 --> 00:42:33,600 I don't want anybody else. 638 00:42:33,670 --> 00:42:35,520 Ya hear me? 639 00:42:37,860 --> 00:42:40,380 I'm sorry. 640 00:42:40,450 --> 00:42:42,310 I feel like an asshole. 641 00:43:06,790 --> 00:43:10,750 Well, I don't see no doorknob movin', so I guess that means no, huh? 642 00:43:15,330 --> 00:43:17,270 Okay. 643 00:43:17,350 --> 00:43:19,740 Hey. 644 00:43:19,810 --> 00:43:22,300 It's okay. 645 00:44:02,470 --> 00:44:04,320 Let's go up to bed. 646 00:44:10,470 --> 00:44:15,140 "Frick, Wilhelm. Born 1877. Died 1946. 647 00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:19,480 Longtime parliamentary leader of the German National Socialist..." 648 00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:21,530 Screw him. 649 00:44:21,610 --> 00:44:23,970 Uh, next is "friction." 650 00:44:24,420 --> 00:44:25,950 You know what that is, don't you, J.J.? 651 00:44:26,250 --> 00:44:30,460 Yeah, when you rub something together and it makes sparks. 652 00:44:30,530 --> 00:44:32,390 That's right. 653 00:44:32,450 --> 00:44:34,840 You're gettin' too smart for this book already. 654 00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:37,400 Okay, okay, pitcher, put it in here. 655 00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:39,710 Okay, baby. Okay. Throw it on in here. 656 00:44:39,780 --> 00:44:42,650 Hey, batter. Hey, batter. Hey, batter. Come on, batter. You shakin'in your boots? 657 00:44:42,730 --> 00:44:46,470 Shakin'in your boots? Strike! Whoa! Good one! That's a strike. 658 00:44:46,530 --> 00:44:49,760 Once more! Come on, batter. Come on, batter. Swing it. Swing it, baby! 659 00:44:49,830 --> 00:44:52,280 Okay. Hey, batter. He's gettin'hot now. Hey. Hey. 660 00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:55,870 Right over there. Two, three. Hey, hey, hey, batter. Don't sweat. 661 00:44:55,940 --> 00:44:58,120 Hey, hey. The batter's cryin'. He's cryin'. Come on. 662 00:44:58,120 --> 00:44:58,500 Whoo! Nice one! Yippee! Yeah! Hey, hey. The batter's cryin'. He's cryin'. Come on. 663 00:44:58,500 --> 00:45:01,830 Whoo! Nice one! Yippee! Yeah! 664 00:45:01,890 --> 00:45:04,100 Let's go, baby! Come on. We got it now. 665 00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:08,610 Are you okay? 666 00:45:12,550 --> 00:45:16,190 Oh, my God! Oh! 667 00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:19,810 Oh, my God. 668 00:45:21,660 --> 00:45:23,100 [Announcer On P.A.] Dr. Davis, telephone, please. 669 00:45:23,170 --> 00:45:25,410 Dr. Davis, telephone, please. 670 00:45:28,290 --> 00:45:30,850 - [Mildred] I have the family doctor's telephone number. - Hey! I'm here. 671 00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:32,770 - I have that in my purse, but I don't... Oh. - Let me see. 672 00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:35,890 Okay, baby. You're okay. All right. What's going on here? 673 00:45:35,910 --> 00:45:37,980 - Are you the boy's mother? - Hey, listen, you bird. 674 00:45:38,580 --> 00:45:40,420 - My son's cut his eye open. Just let us in. - The doctor'll be right in. 675 00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:42,340 I need you to fill out these forms first. 676 00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:45,250 Hey, I'm not filling out any fucking forms. I already called ahead with my insurance number. 677 00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:48,320 - I'll do it. I'll do it. - He's bleeding. Just let us in! Don't fuck me around, lady. 678 00:45:48,390 --> 00:45:50,300 Here, take it. It's in my purse. Just take it. 679 00:45:50,370 --> 00:45:52,890 - All right. - Open the goddamn door! 680 00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:55,350 - You fucking jerk! - [Door Buzzing] 681 00:45:56,740 --> 00:45:59,770 Was I brave, Mom? Was I? 682 00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:02,840 You were so brave. Like a real man. 683 00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:05,730 My main man. 684 00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:07,650 I thought Dad was your main man. 685 00:46:09,130 --> 00:46:11,110 Yeah, well... 686 00:46:11,110 --> 00:46:11,390 now you're my main man. Yeah, well... 687 00:46:11,390 --> 00:46:13,560 now you're my main man. 688 00:46:23,810 --> 00:46:26,750 ♪ [Ice Cream Truck] 689 00:46:26,820 --> 00:46:29,570 ♪ 690 00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:31,710 Ice cream, Mom. 691 00:46:31,780 --> 00:46:34,370 Okay. Get me one too. Do you want one? 692 00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:36,290 No, thank you. 693 00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:38,210 Here, here. 694 00:46:40,610 --> 00:46:42,620 [Mildred] We were playing... 695 00:46:42,690 --> 00:46:45,870 and he just went flying over that sprinkler. 696 00:46:46,820 --> 00:46:48,760 I'm just so sorry. It shouldn't have happened. 697 00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:50,750 What are you talking about? Forget about it. It was an accident. 698 00:46:50,820 --> 00:46:54,880 Ohh. I guess it was an accident... a terrible accident. 699 00:46:54,950 --> 00:46:57,510 [Monica] He's a boy. He's supposed to get hurt. 700 00:46:58,790 --> 00:47:01,310 Before I forget, I, uh... 701 00:47:01,380 --> 00:47:03,240 got a little surprise for you. 702 00:47:03,300 --> 00:47:05,310 I got us a baby-sitter on Saturday. 703 00:47:05,380 --> 00:47:07,590 What are you talking about? 704 00:47:07,650 --> 00:47:09,790 - You and me, sister, are goin' out. - [Chuckles] Oh. 705 00:47:09,860 --> 00:47:12,480 Don't say no. I'm taking you out for a night on the town. 706 00:47:12,550 --> 00:47:15,330 My treat. Don't say anything. 707 00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:18,810 You haven't taken cent one from me, and this is something I really wanna do. 708 00:47:18,890 --> 00:47:20,770 - ♪[Rock] - Hey! 709 00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:22,690 - How's it goin'? - Hey, you. 710 00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:26,530 [Chattering] 711 00:47:28,170 --> 00:47:31,300 Mildred, this is Gus, Bernt, and this is Big Tommy. 712 00:47:31,370 --> 00:47:34,370 - Really good friend of mine. - Hello. Hello, Mildred. 713 00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:37,250 That accent kills me. [Mimics] "Hello, Mildred." 714 00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:39,710 - French, huh? - French-Canadian from Quebec. 715 00:47:39,720 --> 00:47:42,780 "Quebec"! Mmm, swear to God, you kill me. 716 00:47:42,850 --> 00:47:46,500 - Gus, tell Danny we want some drinks. - Hey, Danny, come on. Cocktails over here. 717 00:47:46,570 --> 00:47:48,790 - Guys, this is Mildred. - Hi, I'm Bernt. 718 00:47:48,810 --> 00:47:50,940 - Hi. Tommy. - How are you? 719 00:47:51,180 --> 00:47:53,180 - This is big Tommy. - Big Tommy. 720 00:47:53,250 --> 00:47:56,220 - Big Tom. Hello, I'm Mildred. - Hi, I'm Gus. 721 00:47:56,290 --> 00:47:58,150 This is my best friend. 722 00:47:58,210 --> 00:48:01,410 Mildred Hawkes. She's like a second mother to my J.J. 723 00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:04,640 - She's great. - Hey, banana. Whaddya gonna have? 724 00:48:04,710 --> 00:48:08,960 I'm gonna have a 7-7. Big surprise, huh? And whatever these guys are drinkin'. 725 00:48:09,350 --> 00:48:10,880 - All right. - Okay, it's all on me tonight. 726 00:48:10,950 --> 00:48:15,260 Don't let them pay for one drink. Mildred, you want something? Do you drink? 727 00:48:15,330 --> 00:48:17,720 Oh, yes. Yes. When l... When I was younger... 728 00:48:17,730 --> 00:48:19,590 I was quite a drinker. 729 00:48:19,650 --> 00:48:22,150 - Yeah? - I could drink more than my husband... 730 00:48:22,210 --> 00:48:24,130 and he was a very large man. 731 00:48:24,130 --> 00:48:24,730 - [All Laughing] - It was quite embarrassing for him. and he was a very large man. 732 00:48:24,730 --> 00:48:26,970 - [All Laughing] - It was quite embarrassing for him. 733 00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:30,210 So, tonight's your lucky night. So what are you having? 734 00:48:30,900 --> 00:48:31,940 Umm... 735 00:48:32,100 --> 00:48:33,860 Vodka. 736 00:48:33,930 --> 00:48:35,870 Something with vodka. 737 00:48:35,940 --> 00:48:37,800 Uh, what? 738 00:48:38,790 --> 00:48:40,960 Okay. 739 00:48:41,340 --> 00:48:44,510 Mm-hmm. Um... Martini. 740 00:48:44,580 --> 00:48:48,360 [All Laughing] 741 00:48:59,370 --> 00:49:01,920 [Laughing] 742 00:49:01,990 --> 00:49:05,880 My brother died when I was 22 years old. Yes. 22 years old. 743 00:49:07,170 --> 00:49:09,350 Skiing. 744 00:49:12,330 --> 00:49:14,910 - Just had a heart attack. - [Laughing] 745 00:49:16,170 --> 00:49:18,580 He died on the slope. 746 00:49:20,420 --> 00:49:22,530 Well, you know, after telling my parents... 747 00:49:22,600 --> 00:49:24,970 It was very, very hard. 748 00:49:25,340 --> 00:49:29,820 I had to go buy him some clothes to be buried in, because... 749 00:49:29,890 --> 00:49:33,240 because his wife and our family didn't speak. 750 00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:35,650 This is a d-different story. 751 00:49:35,720 --> 00:49:39,230 So I'm going down to the garment center... 752 00:49:39,300 --> 00:49:43,490 and I run across this little guy, and I tell him, "I need a shirt," 753 00:49:44,650 --> 00:49:48,700 and he says, "for five dollars more, I'll give you two shirts." 754 00:49:48,770 --> 00:49:51,710 I say, "I only need one shirt." 755 00:49:51,780 --> 00:49:54,650 So he shows me some shirts, and I pick one out. 756 00:49:58,950 --> 00:50:01,730 He says, "for five dollars more, I'll give you two shirts." 757 00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:04,610 I say, "I only need on shirt!" 758 00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:08,170 He says, "for five dollars more, I'll give you three shirts." 759 00:50:11,370 --> 00:50:13,670 I say, "it's for a dead body." 760 00:50:13,730 --> 00:50:16,790 - Oh! - "Oh," he say. "Okay, okay. I give you one shirt." 761 00:50:18,950 --> 00:50:21,130 My husband's dead, you know. 762 00:50:21,130 --> 00:50:21,600 [All Laughing] My husband's dead, you know. 763 00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:22,980 [All Laughing] 764 00:50:29,220 --> 00:50:31,610 Oh, I am having such a good time. 765 00:50:31,690 --> 00:50:34,470 I just thank you. I mean, it's been so long... 766 00:50:34,530 --> 00:50:38,110 since I just sat around and shot the breeze, you know? 767 00:50:38,180 --> 00:50:40,870 - [Laughing] - Thank you. You... 768 00:50:40,930 --> 00:50:43,550 you, you and Tom. 769 00:50:44,970 --> 00:50:47,450 [Gus] Pool table's open. Let's go shoot some pool. 770 00:50:47,530 --> 00:50:49,830 Oh, yeah, sure, sure. Ladies, you want to play? 771 00:50:49,890 --> 00:50:54,780 - Yeah, l... Sure. L... I haven't played for a, for a long time. - Uh, no. No, no, no, no. 772 00:50:54,850 --> 00:50:56,850 You guys go ahead. This is girl talk. 773 00:50:56,900 --> 00:50:59,620 No? Okay. 774 00:50:59,690 --> 00:51:02,370 We're gonna stay. We're gonna have another drink. 775 00:51:04,420 --> 00:51:06,360 So... So what do you think? 776 00:51:07,850 --> 00:51:09,700 What do I think about what? 777 00:51:09,770 --> 00:51:12,130 About that man, sweetie. 778 00:51:12,130 --> 00:51:12,720 That big, male man who's staring at you. About that man, sweetie. 779 00:51:12,720 --> 00:51:15,780 That big, male man who's staring at you. 780 00:51:16,810 --> 00:51:18,660 Oh, I don't think... 781 00:51:27,170 --> 00:51:29,990 Me? What do I think? 782 00:51:31,270 --> 00:51:33,600 - L... - Okay, okay, okay. Forget it. 783 00:51:33,670 --> 00:51:36,830 I gotta take a leak. Come on. Danny, two more drinks. 784 00:51:39,830 --> 00:51:41,630 So, Frankie calls again today. 785 00:51:41,700 --> 00:51:44,870 Same old shit. "I love you. 786 00:51:44,930 --> 00:51:47,550 "Please forgive me. I wanna come home. 787 00:51:47,620 --> 00:51:52,100 Waah, waah, waah," like a little fucking kid. 788 00:51:52,100 --> 00:51:52,350 - [Toilet Flushes] - So finally, I say, "Frankie..." Waah, waah, waah," like a little fucking kid. 789 00:51:52,350 --> 00:51:55,750 - [Toilet Flushes] - So finally, I say, "Frankie..." 790 00:51:55,810 --> 00:51:58,120 "what the fuck does it take for you to wake up? 791 00:51:58,180 --> 00:52:02,440 "Hmm? There's a freshly opened can of coffee under your nose. 792 00:52:02,500 --> 00:52:06,110 "The kid doesn't wanna see you. He calls the mailman 'Daddy.' 793 00:52:06,180 --> 00:52:08,600 "I can't stand you. I don't love you. 794 00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:11,580 How clear is that, huh?" 795 00:52:11,660 --> 00:52:16,390 So he's being all nice, right? But as soon as I say I don't love him, he loses it. 796 00:52:16,460 --> 00:52:20,610 "You do too love me. I know you love me." 797 00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:24,960 I don't know why I do this, but I have my hand over the receiver... 798 00:52:26,470 --> 00:52:29,290 and I'm laughing my fucking ass off. 799 00:52:29,350 --> 00:52:31,960 I know what Frankie looks like when he gets mad. 800 00:52:32,110 --> 00:52:35,110 His face turns bright red. 801 00:52:35,110 --> 00:52:35,450 So, finally... His face turns bright red. 802 00:52:35,450 --> 00:52:38,410 So, finally... 803 00:52:38,470 --> 00:52:40,330 he just blows a gasket. 804 00:52:42,820 --> 00:52:45,190 So he just hangs up. 805 00:52:45,260 --> 00:52:47,110 Why don't you let him see J.J.? 806 00:52:47,180 --> 00:52:51,490 Are you crazy? He put his hands on me. He's not putting his hands on my kid. 807 00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:54,110 Oh, come on. 808 00:52:54,180 --> 00:52:57,480 Okay. Yeah, okay. So... 809 00:52:57,540 --> 00:52:59,490 I'm breaking his balls a little bit. 810 00:52:59,560 --> 00:53:03,330 But you know what? He deserves it. Screw him. 811 00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:08,520 I know I might not be the perfect wife, but I ain't from Stepford. 812 00:53:08,580 --> 00:53:11,200 Nobody hits me. 813 00:53:11,270 --> 00:53:13,730 If I let him do it once, he'll always do it. 814 00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:16,220 I gotta bust his chops. 815 00:53:16,290 --> 00:53:18,880 You think I don't miss him? Think I'm not lonely? 816 00:53:18,950 --> 00:53:23,740 As long as it takes, he's gotta know: My person is off limits to his hands. 817 00:53:29,860 --> 00:53:33,160 Can I say something? 818 00:53:33,220 --> 00:53:36,900 Hey, what the... Where the fuck are our drinks, Danny? 819 00:53:36,970 --> 00:53:39,110 Am I invisible? 820 00:53:39,830 --> 00:53:40,930 It's unbelievable. 821 00:53:42,890 --> 00:53:46,270 Love, I have found, is temporary. 822 00:53:47,880 --> 00:53:49,730 It's, uh... 823 00:53:51,940 --> 00:53:54,360 It's stupid, but it's like a weed. 824 00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:58,210 You know, if it's there, you don't have to pay that much attention to it. 825 00:53:58,910 --> 00:54:01,140 It just... It just grows with just a little bit of water. 826 00:54:02,410 --> 00:54:04,410 But if you really try... 827 00:54:06,410 --> 00:54:08,260 you can kill it. 828 00:54:11,500 --> 00:54:13,980 It... 829 00:54:14,600 --> 00:54:17,830 It doesn't have a home, you know? It's transient. 830 00:54:17,900 --> 00:54:22,120 If it's not wanted, it'll just move on. 831 00:54:25,350 --> 00:54:30,400 I don't wanna butt in, but just be straight with your husband... 832 00:54:32,130 --> 00:54:34,110 because... 833 00:54:34,180 --> 00:54:36,970 I know you don't believe it... 834 00:54:37,700 --> 00:54:40,800 but he will stop loving you. 835 00:54:43,690 --> 00:54:45,580 [Grunts] 836 00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:47,490 Nothing. 837 00:54:54,280 --> 00:54:56,840 So, Mildred... 838 00:54:56,900 --> 00:55:01,130 since we're being real truthful tonight, baring our souls and all... 839 00:55:01,190 --> 00:55:03,110 I got a question for ya. 840 00:55:03,110 --> 00:55:03,500 - [Cue Hits Ball] - Aw, fuck! I got a question for ya. 841 00:55:03,500 --> 00:55:05,120 - [Cue Hits Ball] - Aw, fuck! 842 00:55:08,650 --> 00:55:11,460 What's the deal with your daughter? 843 00:55:11,530 --> 00:55:13,860 Why does she hate you so much? 844 00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:16,870 Oh... 845 00:55:16,940 --> 00:55:19,270 I don't think she hates me really. 846 00:55:19,340 --> 00:55:21,670 - We're just so different. - [Balls Clacking] 847 00:55:21,740 --> 00:55:23,590 [Ball Drops Into Pocket] 848 00:55:23,660 --> 00:55:26,620 She's right at that age I can't stand. 849 00:55:26,700 --> 00:55:29,690 She hates being told what to do... 850 00:55:29,770 --> 00:55:31,620 and she does everything wrong. 851 00:55:35,690 --> 00:55:37,540 [Ball Drops Into Pocket] 852 00:55:38,860 --> 00:55:40,640 I don't blame her, really. 853 00:55:40,710 --> 00:55:42,570 I've always preferred my son. 854 00:55:42,630 --> 00:55:44,490 Anybody could tell that. 855 00:55:46,540 --> 00:55:50,310 What are you telling me? You like your son the best? 856 00:55:50,380 --> 00:55:52,960 Doesn't that violate a mother code? 857 00:55:53,360 --> 00:55:55,850 Aren't you supposed to like all your kids the same? 858 00:55:55,910 --> 00:55:57,770 Yeah. 859 00:55:59,850 --> 00:56:01,700 But you never do. 860 00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:04,770 [Ball Drops Into Pocket] 861 00:56:07,140 --> 00:56:09,300 ♪ [Continues] 862 00:56:11,910 --> 00:56:15,330 Mildred, vous dansez? 863 00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:17,730 - [Clears Throat] Dance? - Oui. 864 00:56:21,100 --> 00:56:23,910 You know, these shoes are not the right kind... 865 00:56:23,980 --> 00:56:28,550 And, uh, I don't listen to country music that often. 866 00:56:28,620 --> 00:56:31,430 And if they're doing a Texas two-step, l-I can't. 867 00:56:33,860 --> 00:56:36,680 That isn't the... two-step. 868 00:56:38,860 --> 00:56:40,710 Uh... 869 00:56:41,990 --> 00:56:43,850 Sure. Yes. 870 00:56:43,910 --> 00:56:45,770 - Oui? - Okay. 871 00:56:45,830 --> 00:56:48,170 - Um... - Voila. 872 00:56:48,230 --> 00:56:50,920 [Jukebox] ♪Somethin' about what happens ♪ 873 00:56:50,980 --> 00:56:53,150 ♪ When we talk ♪ 874 00:56:54,570 --> 00:56:57,150 ♪ Conversation ♪ 875 00:56:57,220 --> 00:56:59,140 - ♪[Continues] - Have you ever been to Miami? 876 00:56:59,140 --> 00:56:59,830 - Miami? - Yeah. No. - ♪[Continues] - Have you ever been to Miami? 877 00:56:59,830 --> 00:57:01,120 - Miami? - Yeah. No. 878 00:57:02,470 --> 00:57:05,290 Out of anywhere, I think I'd live in Miami. 879 00:57:05,350 --> 00:57:07,210 Really? 880 00:57:11,180 --> 00:57:15,620 I've been a lot of places driving a truck, a lot of places... 881 00:57:15,690 --> 00:57:17,830 But Miami... 882 00:57:19,530 --> 00:57:21,860 I always thought it was so dangerous. 883 00:57:21,930 --> 00:57:24,740 I mean, that's what you hear on the news. 884 00:57:24,810 --> 00:57:26,850 Well, no. 885 00:57:26,920 --> 00:57:30,690 Yeah. Yes, it's a city like any big city, you know. 886 00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:34,120 You get that everywhere, but I don't know... 887 00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:34,600 No... You get that everywhere, but I don't know... 888 00:57:34,600 --> 00:57:36,100 No... 889 00:57:36,170 --> 00:57:38,690 No, I don't feel like it's dangerous. 890 00:57:38,760 --> 00:57:40,620 It's beautiful. 891 00:57:40,680 --> 00:57:42,540 Let me tell you. 892 00:57:43,590 --> 00:57:45,450 Beautiful... 893 00:57:45,510 --> 00:57:47,370 Like you can't imagine. 894 00:57:47,430 --> 00:57:48,480 ♪ 895 00:57:48,550 --> 00:57:51,170 Water and sun. 896 00:57:51,240 --> 00:57:53,310 ♪ 897 00:57:53,380 --> 00:57:56,350 I get down there two times a month... 898 00:57:56,420 --> 00:57:58,280 And I'm looking forward to it. 899 00:57:58,340 --> 00:58:00,420 ♪ Well, I can't stay around ♪ 900 00:58:00,490 --> 00:58:03,460 - Spanish people are there from Cuba. - ♪[Continues] 901 00:58:03,530 --> 00:58:06,380 A lot of dancing and singing. 902 00:58:06,440 --> 00:58:08,450 Mmm. 903 00:58:08,520 --> 00:58:10,380 The food is really good. 904 00:58:13,290 --> 00:58:16,670 Climate is muggy, but I can live with that. 905 00:58:16,740 --> 00:58:18,570 - Miami. - Yeah. 906 00:58:18,630 --> 00:58:20,490 Yeah, Miami. 907 00:58:20,550 --> 00:58:22,410 Okay. 908 00:58:23,720 --> 00:58:26,590 - ♪Somethin'about what happens ♪ - It's very... 909 00:58:26,660 --> 00:58:29,580 - ♪ When we talk ♪ - Romantic. 910 00:58:31,590 --> 00:58:34,690 ♪ Somethin'about what happens ♪ 911 00:58:34,760 --> 00:58:36,610 ♪ When we talk ♪ 912 00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:38,850 ♪ [Fades] 913 00:58:38,920 --> 00:58:40,780 Thank you. 914 00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:46,590 ♪ [Jukebox Resumes] 915 00:58:51,140 --> 00:58:53,480 [Sighs, Chuckles] 916 00:58:53,540 --> 00:58:56,360 ♪ [Woman Singing] 917 00:58:58,610 --> 00:59:00,260 Can I call you? 918 00:59:00,330 --> 00:59:02,180 E-Excuse me? 919 00:59:04,120 --> 00:59:06,430 Can I call you? 920 00:59:06,500 --> 00:59:09,470 No. It's not right. 921 00:59:09,540 --> 00:59:11,400 Not good. 922 00:59:11,460 --> 00:59:13,320 ♪ [Continues] 923 00:59:14,920 --> 00:59:16,780 But thank you. 924 00:59:16,840 --> 00:59:18,700 [Chuckles] 925 00:59:20,170 --> 00:59:22,370 Did you see Monica? 926 00:59:22,440 --> 00:59:24,300 She left. 927 00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:26,910 What? 928 00:59:26,980 --> 00:59:29,410 She left with a boy, yeah. 929 00:59:29,480 --> 00:59:31,270 - No. - Yeah. 930 00:59:31,340 --> 00:59:34,730 She couldn't leave because we came together. That's ridiculous. 931 00:59:35,980 --> 00:59:38,460 If you're lookin'for Monica, she's gone. 932 00:59:38,540 --> 00:59:40,610 No, she... She's not gone. 933 00:59:48,450 --> 00:59:49,900 Monica. 934 00:59:51,850 --> 00:59:52,940 Monica, are you all right? 935 00:59:54,280 --> 00:59:56,140 I know you didn't leave... 936 00:59:57,420 --> 00:59:59,940 so you're here. 937 01:00:00,130 --> 01:00:02,180 Monica? 938 01:00:02,250 --> 01:00:04,390 Are you... sick? 939 01:00:04,460 --> 01:00:06,630 [Sighs] 940 01:00:06,700 --> 01:00:09,760 ♪ [Continues] 941 01:00:09,830 --> 01:00:12,480 She's gone. 942 01:00:13,510 --> 01:00:15,300 She is, isn't she? 943 01:00:15,370 --> 01:00:17,760 Yeah. 944 01:00:17,830 --> 01:00:20,220 That's Monica. [Chuckles] 945 01:00:20,300 --> 01:00:23,590 All right, come on. I'll take you home. 946 01:00:23,660 --> 01:00:25,830 - You sure? - Mm-hmm. 947 01:00:39,400 --> 01:00:41,260 Let me help you in. 948 01:00:43,210 --> 01:00:45,670 I'm perfectly fine. 949 01:00:51,530 --> 01:00:54,310 - I've got it! I had it... - There, now. 950 01:00:54,380 --> 01:00:56,710 - I had it! - I know you did, Mildred. 951 01:00:59,210 --> 01:01:02,850 [Radio] ♪ The sweeping ice that's flowing down ♪ 952 01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:06,980 ♪ Someone left the cake out in the rain ♪ 953 01:01:07,530 --> 01:01:09,950 [Both Singing Along] ♪ I don't think that I could take it ♪ 954 01:01:10,290 --> 01:01:12,580 ♪ 'Cause it took so long to bake it ♪ 955 01:01:12,650 --> 01:01:18,400 ♪ And I'll never find the recipe again ♪ 956 01:01:18,470 --> 01:01:23,460 ♪ Oh, no ♪ 957 01:01:23,530 --> 01:01:29,980 ♪ [Continues Holding Note] 958 01:01:30,570 --> 01:01:32,420 [Brakes Decompress] 959 01:01:32,490 --> 01:01:35,300 [Engine Idling] 960 01:01:35,370 --> 01:01:38,180 [Engine Sputters, Stops] 961 01:01:42,630 --> 01:01:45,280 I had a good time tonight, Mildred. 962 01:01:48,170 --> 01:01:50,500 You're a rare piece of work. 963 01:01:52,490 --> 01:01:54,530 Hundred-percent woman. 964 01:02:13,990 --> 01:02:16,680 Okay, that's it, buddy. That's enough. 965 01:02:16,750 --> 01:02:18,920 I mean, enough is enough, you know. 966 01:02:18,990 --> 01:02:22,370 You think I'm some little piece of chicken? No... 967 01:02:22,440 --> 01:02:24,230 You got a lot of nerve! 968 01:02:24,300 --> 01:02:26,150 You can just take me home! 969 01:02:27,180 --> 01:02:29,100 All right, you can walk me... 970 01:02:29,100 --> 01:02:29,360 Don't walk me inside and don't try to help me out of the door, because I can do it! Okay? All right, you can walk me... 971 01:02:29,360 --> 01:02:33,930 Don't walk me inside and don't try to help me out of the door, because I can do it! Okay? 972 01:02:38,830 --> 01:02:40,830 [Hits Sidewalk] 973 01:02:40,910 --> 01:02:43,270 I'm fine. Okay. 974 01:02:44,300 --> 01:02:47,110 [Footsteps] 975 01:02:52,940 --> 01:02:54,790 Mildred. 976 01:02:54,860 --> 01:02:57,410 I had a good time tonight. 977 01:02:57,480 --> 01:02:59,340 Really? 978 01:02:59,400 --> 01:03:01,260 Oh, I did too. 979 01:03:01,320 --> 01:03:03,490 L... 980 01:03:03,560 --> 01:03:05,670 Thanks. 981 01:03:05,740 --> 01:03:08,760 Thank you for everything. 982 01:03:16,910 --> 01:03:19,240 [Engine Starts, Revs] 983 01:03:28,460 --> 01:03:32,100 [P.A. Announcer] Passengers for Flight 44 from New York, report to baggage... 984 01:03:32,170 --> 01:03:34,500 - Hey! - Ohh! [Giggling] 985 01:03:34,570 --> 01:03:38,220 How are you? Oh, I'm glad to see you. 986 01:03:38,940 --> 01:03:39,940 Oh, hello, Ethan. 987 01:03:41,100 --> 01:03:42,950 Mom, you look absolutely terrific. 988 01:03:43,220 --> 01:03:44,870 - Doesn't she, honey? - Yes, she does. 989 01:03:44,940 --> 01:03:48,710 - I hope you got plenty of rest because we have a huge week ahead of us. - We sure do. 990 01:03:48,780 --> 01:03:50,630 - How are you feeling? - Great. 991 01:03:50,700 --> 01:03:52,900 - "Great"? She feels great. - I know. 992 01:03:52,970 --> 01:03:56,350 - [Laughs] How many bags you bring? - Four. 993 01:03:56,430 --> 01:03:58,530 - Four. - But they're small. 994 01:03:58,600 --> 01:04:02,380 Okay, Mom, I'm thinkin' you might wanna keep your eye open for a place... 995 01:04:02,440 --> 01:04:04,300 just in case you like it. 996 01:04:04,360 --> 01:04:06,220 'Cause, uh... 997 01:04:06,280 --> 01:04:08,620 Jeannie and I, we've decided, both of us... 998 01:04:08,680 --> 01:04:11,210 that, uh, we'd like you to live here. 999 01:04:11,860 --> 01:04:13,900 Now, I know how you are about a house, so... 1000 01:04:13,960 --> 01:04:17,740 ♪ So don't waste time on yesterday ♪ 1001 01:04:17,800 --> 01:04:20,740 ♪ Let yourself be free ♪ 1002 01:04:20,810 --> 01:04:23,780 ♪ Come away with me ♪ 1003 01:04:23,850 --> 01:04:27,330 ♪ Let's fly away ♪ 1004 01:04:28,430 --> 01:04:31,560 ♪ Nothing's in your way ♪ 1005 01:04:31,630 --> 01:04:35,880 ♪ Let's fly away ♪ 1006 01:04:35,950 --> 01:04:37,800 Wow. 1007 01:04:37,870 --> 01:04:42,120 - Sorry about the mess. - Yeah, we haven't got things quite finished yet, Mom. 1008 01:04:42,190 --> 01:04:44,110 Yeah, not even close. 1009 01:04:44,110 --> 01:04:44,450 The furniture's on the way, but I think the idea is to keep it sparse. Yeah, not even close. 1010 01:04:44,450 --> 01:04:47,400 The furniture's on the way, but I think the idea is to keep it sparse. 1011 01:04:47,470 --> 01:04:50,280 No, not sparse. Just clean, remember? Minimalist. 1012 01:04:50,350 --> 01:04:52,200 - Cubist, right? - Eehhh, not cubist. 1013 01:04:52,270 --> 01:04:55,150 It should resonate cubism, yes, but really parallelist. 1014 01:04:55,150 --> 01:04:55,850 - Exactly. - Yeah. Okay. It should resonate cubism, yes, but really parallelist. 1015 01:04:55,850 --> 01:04:57,320 - Exactly. - Yeah. Okay. 1016 01:04:58,440 --> 01:05:00,810 Out there is San Francisco Bay... 1017 01:05:00,870 --> 01:05:03,110 the Golden Gate Bridge, Alcatraz. 1018 01:05:03,180 --> 01:05:05,100 Down there's the Wharf. 1019 01:05:05,100 --> 01:05:05,370 But I don't want you to look at it from there. Come upstairs. Down there's the Wharf. 1020 01:05:05,370 --> 01:05:08,390 But I don't want you to look at it from there. Come upstairs. 1021 01:05:08,460 --> 01:05:10,790 - It's so beautiful. - Mom. 1022 01:05:13,230 --> 01:05:15,150 Here's the kitchen. 1023 01:05:15,150 --> 01:05:15,850 It's not much, really, but we eat out most of the time so we don't need that much. Here's the kitchen. 1024 01:05:15,850 --> 01:05:18,860 It's not much, really, but we eat out most of the time so we don't need that much. 1025 01:05:18,920 --> 01:05:21,260 - Cappuccino? - Nonfat milk. Mom? 1026 01:05:21,320 --> 01:05:24,550 - No, thank you, darling. - Come on, I want to show you something. 1027 01:05:24,620 --> 01:05:26,470 ♪ [Ethan Humming] 1028 01:05:28,300 --> 01:05:30,880 Oh, yeah. 1029 01:05:30,950 --> 01:05:32,960 Here it is. 1030 01:05:33,380 --> 01:05:35,550 This whole floor is all yours, Mom. 1031 01:05:35,630 --> 01:05:38,120 Bedroom, bathroom, closet. 1032 01:05:38,120 --> 01:05:38,520 And if you'll come with me, I'd like to ask you something. Bedroom, bathroom, closet. 1033 01:05:38,520 --> 01:05:41,730 And if you'll come with me, I'd like to ask you something. 1034 01:05:43,470 --> 01:05:46,240 What does... 1035 01:05:46,950 --> 01:05:47,950 this do for ya? 1036 01:05:48,150 --> 01:05:49,870 Huh? Huh? 1037 01:05:49,930 --> 01:05:51,790 That's what I'm talking about. 1038 01:05:51,850 --> 01:05:54,670 This is your office, Mom, or, or your study... 1039 01:05:54,730 --> 01:05:56,590 or whatever you want it to be. 1040 01:05:56,650 --> 01:05:59,110 It's all yours. 1041 01:05:59,180 --> 01:06:01,100 It's pretty nice, huh? 1042 01:06:01,100 --> 01:06:01,380 Yeah, Jeannie designed it herself. It's pretty nice, huh? 1043 01:06:01,380 --> 01:06:02,950 Yeah, Jeannie designed it herself. 1044 01:06:16,910 --> 01:06:18,760 Chinatown, Mom. 1045 01:06:18,830 --> 01:06:22,270 A lot of different cities have Chinatowns, but this is the biggest one. 1046 01:06:22,950 --> 01:06:23,940 Looks just like China, doesn't it? 1047 01:06:33,580 --> 01:06:36,770 - Hey, Mom. What's goin'on? - Hi. Good morning. 1048 01:06:36,840 --> 01:06:38,750 We were waiting for you to come downstairs. You never showed up. 1049 01:06:38,830 --> 01:06:41,990 Oh, I get up so darn early, I didn't wanna wake you up. 1050 01:06:42,630 --> 01:06:44,870 - Wait, you want some coffee? - Coffee? Uh, no. 1051 01:06:44,940 --> 01:06:47,910 We'd love to, but we left the Benz parked in a handicapped zone. 1052 01:06:47,980 --> 01:06:50,120 ♪ 1053 01:06:50,190 --> 01:06:54,790 ♪ Let's fly away ♪ 1054 01:06:54,860 --> 01:06:57,830 ♪ Nothing's in your way ♪ 1055 01:06:57,900 --> 01:07:01,190 ♪ Let's fly away ♪ 1056 01:07:01,260 --> 01:07:03,110 Okay, Mom... 1057 01:07:03,180 --> 01:07:05,510 the bottom line: 1058 01:07:05,580 --> 01:07:09,100 We want you to live here with us in San Francisco. 1059 01:07:09,100 --> 01:07:09,300 We'd like you to live with us... we'd prefer that... We want you to live here with us in San Francisco. 1060 01:07:09,300 --> 01:07:11,880 We'd like you to live with us... we'd prefer that... 1061 01:07:11,910 --> 01:07:16,450 But I'm making so much money, if you want your own place I'd be happy to buy you one. 1062 01:07:16,520 --> 01:07:19,820 But I kinda need an answer, so what do you say? 1063 01:07:19,880 --> 01:07:21,740 Oh, I don't know. 1064 01:07:21,800 --> 01:07:23,660 I mean, it's very tempting... 1065 01:07:23,720 --> 01:07:26,120 but I, I, I should think about it. 1066 01:07:26,120 --> 01:07:26,610 You don't have to do that, Mom. but I, I, I should think about it. 1067 01:07:26,610 --> 01:07:28,460 You don't have to do that, Mom. 1068 01:07:28,520 --> 01:07:32,380 I know you. I know you love this place. I want you to be close to me. 1069 01:07:32,460 --> 01:07:35,750 We live in two cities. I wanna be able to see you. 1070 01:07:35,820 --> 01:07:39,840 Yeah, Ethan really would feel much more comfortable if you were here. 1071 01:07:39,910 --> 01:07:43,460 We want you, and we need you. 1072 01:07:45,710 --> 01:07:47,560 Jeannie's pregnant. 1073 01:07:49,580 --> 01:07:51,910 Oh. 1074 01:07:51,980 --> 01:07:54,790 - Oh, my word. Oh. Ohh! - [Ethan, Jeannie Laughing] 1075 01:07:54,860 --> 01:07:56,710 Honey... Ohh, l... Ohh! 1076 01:07:56,780 --> 01:07:58,950 - Ohh, I'm going to be a grandmother? - Mm-hmm. 1077 01:07:59,230 --> 01:08:02,120 Ohh... Oh, I just... 1078 01:08:02,120 --> 01:08:02,570 - Congratulations. Congratulations. - Thank you. Ohh... Oh, I just... 1079 01:08:02,570 --> 01:08:04,460 - Congratulations. Congratulations. - Thank you. 1080 01:08:04,520 --> 01:08:08,200 Best wishes and bravo! E-Everything that they've got! 1081 01:08:08,270 --> 01:08:10,600 Ohh, that is... Mildred, calm down here. 1082 01:08:10,670 --> 01:08:14,150 Yeah, have some wine, Mom. [Laughs] 1083 01:08:14,220 --> 01:08:16,840 - How many weeks are you? - Not long. 1084 01:08:16,910 --> 01:08:18,760 Just maybe about six weeks. 1085 01:08:18,830 --> 01:08:22,120 I am so proud. I am so proud. 1086 01:08:22,120 --> 01:08:22,610 - You've gotta start thinking of names now. - See? It'd be perfect. I am so proud. I am so proud. 1087 01:08:22,610 --> 01:08:25,770 - You've gotta start thinking of names now. - See? It'd be perfect. 1088 01:08:25,830 --> 01:08:30,440 You got your own place; you get to live in one of the greatest cities in the world; 1089 01:08:30,510 --> 01:08:33,740 and you don't have to miss your first grandchild growing up. 1090 01:08:33,800 --> 01:08:38,310 I think you should move in with us, because Jeannie doesn't know anything about babies. 1091 01:08:38,380 --> 01:08:41,510 You sell the house, you get a little money. 1092 01:08:41,580 --> 01:08:44,390 I'd be more than happy to help out. 1093 01:08:44,460 --> 01:08:46,310 I, uh... 1094 01:08:47,440 --> 01:08:50,250 Gosh, I don't know. You know? I, I, uh... 1095 01:08:51,340 --> 01:08:53,190 I don't think so, son. 1096 01:08:56,270 --> 01:08:58,120 Why not? 1097 01:08:58,190 --> 01:09:02,500 You know how people talk about reincarnation? 1098 01:09:02,570 --> 01:09:06,180 You know, how you die and then you come back as somebody else? 1099 01:09:06,250 --> 01:09:08,640 I never thought very much of that, really... 1100 01:09:08,650 --> 01:09:10,990 but, actually, why not? 1101 01:09:12,150 --> 01:09:13,870 You know? 1102 01:09:13,930 --> 01:09:16,270 I don't mean when... when you're dead. 1103 01:09:16,330 --> 01:09:18,880 I mean, right here in this life... 1104 01:09:18,960 --> 01:09:21,320 you get reincarnated. 1105 01:09:21,390 --> 01:09:23,240 You change. 1106 01:09:24,460 --> 01:09:26,310 Well, that's clear. 1107 01:09:26,380 --> 01:09:28,230 I know it's hard to understand... 1108 01:09:28,300 --> 01:09:30,150 but no. 1109 01:09:31,690 --> 01:09:34,590 I don't think I could stand any more babies for a while. 1110 01:09:34,670 --> 01:09:38,380 Well, what about that brat kid of that woman, uh, the party girl? 1111 01:09:38,440 --> 01:09:40,480 Would you rather look after her kid? 1112 01:09:40,550 --> 01:09:42,760 You really don't have to answer us right now. 1113 01:09:42,830 --> 01:09:46,720 - Why don't you go home and call us? - Excuse me. 1114 01:09:46,800 --> 01:09:48,650 Do you mind? Am I talking here? 1115 01:09:48,720 --> 01:09:53,290 This is between my mother and myself, so please stay the hell out of it. Thank you. 1116 01:09:53,360 --> 01:09:56,290 I'm sorry, Mildred. 1117 01:09:56,360 --> 01:09:59,180 Oh, that's all right, darling. 1118 01:09:59,240 --> 01:10:02,470 I've always given him all of my attention. 1119 01:10:02,540 --> 01:10:05,440 Maybe I did him a disservice... 1120 01:10:05,510 --> 01:10:07,880 spoiling him like that. 1121 01:10:07,950 --> 01:10:11,210 I love you, Ethan... 1122 01:10:11,270 --> 01:10:13,660 but I have a life at home. 1123 01:10:13,740 --> 01:10:18,440 I have friends, memories, roots. 1124 01:10:18,510 --> 01:10:20,360 And that fuckin' kid. 1125 01:10:20,430 --> 01:10:22,910 Who, J.J.? 1126 01:10:22,990 --> 01:10:24,840 Yeah, that's right. 1127 01:10:25,870 --> 01:10:28,680 I know it sounds crazy, but, uh... 1128 01:10:28,750 --> 01:10:30,600 he's my best friend. 1129 01:10:39,400 --> 01:10:41,260 [Knocking] 1130 01:10:43,340 --> 01:10:45,190 - Hi! - Hi. 1131 01:10:45,260 --> 01:10:48,360 Oh, hi! Didn't know you'd be back. 1132 01:10:48,430 --> 01:10:50,470 - How was it? - Oh, it was great. 1133 01:10:50,540 --> 01:10:52,870 What's goin' on with J.J.? Everything all right? 1134 01:10:52,940 --> 01:10:55,560 Yeah, fine, terrific. The best. 1135 01:10:55,630 --> 01:10:58,440 Come on in. I wanna show you something. 1136 01:11:00,780 --> 01:11:03,530 [Man] Hike! Two! Catch it. Turn around. 1137 01:11:03,600 --> 01:11:06,560 [Chattering Continues] 1138 01:11:06,640 --> 01:11:08,490 Ohh. 1139 01:11:08,560 --> 01:11:10,410 I did it. 1140 01:11:10,480 --> 01:11:14,310 I talked to Frankie. I was just straight with him. 1141 01:11:14,380 --> 01:11:18,150 He walked into the creamery like Rudolph-Fucking-Valentino. 1142 01:11:18,220 --> 01:11:20,740 He's got flowers and everything. 1143 01:11:20,810 --> 01:11:24,770 At first I buy into it, but then I say "Screw you." 1144 01:11:24,840 --> 01:11:28,110 I know I'm not a princess, but I'm not your fucking punching bag." 1145 01:11:28,110 --> 01:11:28,440 Fuck me once, fuck you. Fuck me twice, fuck me. I know I'm not a princess, but I'm not your fucking punching bag." 1146 01:11:28,440 --> 01:11:30,920 Fuck me once, fuck you. Fuck me twice, fuck me. 1147 01:11:30,990 --> 01:11:34,920 - Hut! - But he says he knows and he wants to talk. 1148 01:11:34,990 --> 01:11:37,800 And I know he's got the Indian sign on me... 1149 01:11:37,870 --> 01:11:39,970 but... 1150 01:11:40,480 --> 01:11:41,900 we're gonna try it again. 1151 01:11:41,960 --> 01:11:45,440 - I'm goin' to the end zone. - Thanks for taking care of Jay. 1152 01:11:45,520 --> 01:11:50,250 Did I say his dad can pick him up from school again? I didn't say that, did I? 1153 01:11:50,320 --> 01:11:53,130 Yeah, well, you're off the hook. 1154 01:11:53,200 --> 01:11:55,430 [Chuckles] 1155 01:11:55,500 --> 01:11:57,890 Unless you want to. 1156 01:11:57,960 --> 01:12:00,300 No, absolutely not. 1157 01:12:00,360 --> 01:12:03,710 - The boy should be with his father. - Right. 1158 01:12:03,790 --> 01:12:05,640 Right. You're right. 1159 01:12:05,710 --> 01:12:08,140 Whoa! You see that? 1160 01:12:08,140 --> 01:12:08,790 I wanna introduce you to Frankie. Whoa! You see that? 1161 01:12:08,790 --> 01:12:11,140 I wanna introduce you to Frankie. 1162 01:12:11,210 --> 01:12:13,830 Oh, no, don't disturb 'em. 1163 01:12:13,900 --> 01:12:16,480 I've, uh... I gotta... l... 1164 01:12:16,560 --> 01:12:18,410 I got some stuff to do. 1165 01:12:43,660 --> 01:12:46,470 [Knocking] 1166 01:12:46,540 --> 01:12:48,390 Hi! 1167 01:12:48,460 --> 01:12:50,880 Mildred, come on in. I'm in the kitchen. 1168 01:12:50,960 --> 01:12:53,770 Jay, you got a visitor here. 1169 01:12:53,840 --> 01:12:55,690 I'm cooking. 1170 01:12:57,390 --> 01:12:59,720 Sit down. You want a drink? 1171 01:12:59,790 --> 01:13:03,560 He's gonna be so happy to see you. Never stops talking about those books. 1172 01:13:03,630 --> 01:13:07,650 No drink, thank you. How are you? I'm glad to see you. How's Frankie? 1173 01:13:07,720 --> 01:13:10,950 Great. Hell, never been better. 1174 01:13:11,250 --> 01:13:12,870 He's been like an angel. 1175 01:13:12,940 --> 01:13:16,620 Picks up Jay from school, plays with him, talks to him about his job... 1176 01:13:16,680 --> 01:13:19,400 reads to him at night, puts him to bed. 1177 01:13:19,470 --> 01:13:22,760 He really missed him. We're doing pretty fucking good too. 1178 01:13:22,830 --> 01:13:26,280 Hate to jinx it. It's like the fucking Brady Bunch or something. 1179 01:13:26,350 --> 01:13:29,660 How about you? How you been? I haven't seen you in a while. 1180 01:13:29,740 --> 01:13:31,530 Fine, fine. Busy. 1181 01:13:31,600 --> 01:13:34,410 Hi, Auntie Mildred. I haven't seen you in a long time. 1182 01:13:34,480 --> 01:13:38,250 - What are you doing here? - I just happened to be on my way to the park... 1183 01:13:38,320 --> 01:13:42,160 and I have some sandwiches and cookies I don't think I can finish by myself... 1184 01:13:42,160 --> 01:13:42,960 so I thought maybe, if you weren't busy, you'd come along with me. and I have some sandwiches and cookies I don't think I can finish by myself... 1185 01:13:42,960 --> 01:13:45,930 so I thought maybe, if you weren't busy, you'd come along with me. 1186 01:13:47,980 --> 01:13:50,400 Oh. It's okay, Jay. 1187 01:13:50,480 --> 01:13:53,290 He has baseball practice with his dad at 4:30. 1188 01:13:53,360 --> 01:13:56,320 Oh, is that what that long face is about? 1189 01:13:56,400 --> 01:13:58,880 Don't worry about that. We can do it anytime. 1190 01:13:58,960 --> 01:14:01,290 We can go tomorrow, if you'd like. 1191 01:14:01,360 --> 01:14:04,670 I'm sorry, Auntie Mildred. I have Cub Scouts tomorrow. 1192 01:14:04,750 --> 01:14:07,270 Okay. Good. 1193 01:14:07,340 --> 01:14:09,800 Wow! I c... that's pretty exciting. 1194 01:14:09,870 --> 01:14:12,680 I didn't know you were big enough for Cub Scouts. 1195 01:14:12,750 --> 01:14:14,600 Yeah, it's with my school. 1196 01:14:14,670 --> 01:14:18,560 And this weekend I'm gonna visit my grandma's house with my mom and dad. 1197 01:14:18,640 --> 01:14:22,660 You can come too. We can read books and play and spell and stuff. 1198 01:14:22,730 --> 01:14:25,930 You can show my dad. He doesn't read very well. 1199 01:14:26,100 --> 01:14:29,160 Well... yeah. Maybe. 1200 01:14:29,230 --> 01:14:31,880 Maybe, Jay. 1201 01:14:33,320 --> 01:14:36,140 Well, I gotta go. I'm goin' to the park. 1202 01:14:36,200 --> 01:14:39,170 I love you, Auntie Mildred. 1203 01:14:39,240 --> 01:14:41,100 I love you too, sweetheart. 1204 01:14:49,550 --> 01:14:53,570 Dad, can we go to the park and see if Auntie Mildred is still there? 1205 01:14:53,640 --> 01:14:56,130 She said she had extra sandwiches... 1206 01:14:56,200 --> 01:14:59,240 and I know the spot where she likes to sit. 1207 01:14:59,890 --> 01:15:01,900 It'll be really easy to find her. 1208 01:15:03,820 --> 01:15:05,670 Yeah, we can do that. 1209 01:15:07,310 --> 01:15:09,160 Pick up them. 1210 01:15:10,670 --> 01:15:13,700 Come on, go see if she's there. 1211 01:15:13,730 --> 01:15:15,880 [Ducks Quacking] 1212 01:15:21,740 --> 01:15:24,200 [Sighs] 1213 01:15:28,430 --> 01:15:30,280 [Murmuring] 1214 01:15:30,350 --> 01:15:32,200 [Laughs] 1215 01:15:36,140 --> 01:15:38,480 [Murmuring Continues] 1216 01:15:39,880 --> 01:15:41,740 Excuse me. 1217 01:15:43,440 --> 01:15:46,850 - ♪ This flower is scorched this film is on ♪ - [Continues Murmuring] 1218 01:15:46,920 --> 01:15:49,670 ♪ On a maddening loop ♪ 1219 01:15:49,740 --> 01:15:51,590 Excuse me. 1220 01:15:54,350 --> 01:15:57,860 ♪ These clothes don't fit us right ♪ 1221 01:15:57,930 --> 01:16:00,490 ♪ I'm to blame ♪ 1222 01:16:00,560 --> 01:16:02,660 - ♪It's all the same ♪ - Yeah? 1223 01:16:02,730 --> 01:16:05,190 ♪ It's all the same ♪ 1224 01:16:05,260 --> 01:16:07,370 Vodka Martini. Double, please. 1225 01:16:07,440 --> 01:16:10,370 ♪ You come to me with a bone in your hand ♪ 1226 01:16:10,440 --> 01:16:13,760 ♪ You come to me with your hair curled tight ♪ 1227 01:16:13,840 --> 01:16:17,100 ♪ You come to me with positions ♪ 1228 01:16:19,820 --> 01:16:23,240 ♪ You come to me with excuses ♪ 1229 01:16:23,310 --> 01:16:25,100 ♪ Ducked out in a row ♪ 1230 01:16:25,100 --> 01:16:25,370 ♪ You wear me out ♪ ♪ Ducked out in a row ♪ 1231 01:16:25,370 --> 01:16:27,560 ♪ You wear me out ♪ 1232 01:16:27,630 --> 01:16:30,440 ♪ You wear me out ♪ 1233 01:16:31,600 --> 01:16:34,700 ♪ We've been through fake breakdowns ♪ 1234 01:16:34,760 --> 01:16:36,130 ♪ Self-hurt ♪ 1235 01:16:36,810 --> 01:16:38,310 ♪ Plastics, collections ♪ 1236 01:16:38,380 --> 01:16:40,290 ♪ Self-help, self-pain ♪ 1237 01:16:40,370 --> 01:16:42,950 ♪ EST, psychics fuck all ♪ 1238 01:16:44,170 --> 01:16:48,170 ♪ I was central I had control ♪ 1239 01:16:48,240 --> 01:16:50,630 ♪ I lost my head ♪ 1240 01:16:50,700 --> 01:16:53,730 ♪ I need this ♪ 1241 01:16:53,810 --> 01:16:55,690 ♪ I need this ♪ 1242 01:16:55,760 --> 01:16:58,150 Excuse me. [Clears Throat] 1243 01:16:58,220 --> 01:17:00,330 - ♪A paperweight ♪ - One more time. 1244 01:17:00,400 --> 01:17:01,570 ♪ Junk garage ♪ 1245 01:17:01,640 --> 01:17:04,640 - ♪ Winter rain a honey pot ♪ - [Groans] 1246 01:17:04,720 --> 01:17:08,130 ♪ Crazy, all the lovers have been tagged ♪ 1247 01:17:08,210 --> 01:17:10,130 [Chattering] 1248 01:17:10,130 --> 01:17:10,650 ♪ A hot line A wanted ad ♪ [Chattering] 1249 01:17:10,650 --> 01:17:13,610 ♪ A hot line A wanted ad ♪ 1250 01:17:13,680 --> 01:17:16,200 ♪ Crazy what you could've had ♪ 1251 01:17:23,150 --> 01:17:26,470 ♪ It's crazy what you could've had ♪ 1252 01:17:26,540 --> 01:17:29,740 ♪ It's crazy what you could've had ♪ 1253 01:17:29,800 --> 01:17:33,670 ♪ I need this I need this ♪ 1254 01:17:35,950 --> 01:17:39,400 ♪ It's crazy what you could've had ♪ 1255 01:17:39,470 --> 01:17:42,190 ♪ Crazy what you could've had ♪ 1256 01:17:42,250 --> 01:17:46,440 ♪ I need it I need this ♪ 1257 01:17:48,650 --> 01:17:51,850 ♪ It's crazy what you could've had ♪ 1258 01:17:51,920 --> 01:17:54,700 ♪ It's crazy what you could've had ♪ 1259 01:17:54,770 --> 01:17:57,190 ♪ I need this ♪ 1260 01:17:57,260 --> 01:17:59,750 ♪ I, I ♪ 1261 01:18:01,420 --> 01:18:03,280 ♪ Need this ♪ 1262 01:18:04,620 --> 01:18:07,690 ♪ It's crazy what you could've had ♪ 1263 01:18:07,760 --> 01:18:12,170 ♪ I need this I need this ♪ 1264 01:18:14,350 --> 01:18:17,580 ♪ It's crazy what you could've had ♪ 1265 01:18:17,650 --> 01:18:20,130 ♪ Crazy what you could've had ♪ 1266 01:18:20,210 --> 01:18:22,120 ♪ I need this ♪ 1267 01:18:22,190 --> 01:18:25,800 ♪ I need this ♪ 1268 01:18:37,580 --> 01:18:39,440 Annie? 1269 01:18:40,650 --> 01:18:42,600 Annie? 1270 01:18:42,670 --> 01:18:44,520 What are you doing? 1271 01:18:45,550 --> 01:18:47,400 It's dark in here. 1272 01:18:47,470 --> 01:18:49,670 Hi, Mom. 1273 01:18:49,740 --> 01:18:54,310 Oh, it's so good to see you. 1274 01:18:54,380 --> 01:18:56,240 You look beautiful. 1275 01:18:56,300 --> 01:18:58,160 Really. 1276 01:18:58,220 --> 01:19:00,810 My beautiful daughter. 1277 01:19:03,630 --> 01:19:05,570 Mom, I wanna come home. 1278 01:19:05,650 --> 01:19:07,820 What? 1279 01:19:07,890 --> 01:19:10,920 L-I got a job down at the bookstore on Harris Street. 1280 01:19:10,990 --> 01:19:14,440 I was thinking of going to Saddleback and getting a degree. 1281 01:19:14,510 --> 01:19:16,680 You're doing it. 1282 01:19:16,750 --> 01:19:18,600 All the right things. 1283 01:19:18,670 --> 01:19:21,480 Job, school. 1284 01:19:21,550 --> 01:19:24,840 Although I think you should get into something involving mathematics. 1285 01:19:24,910 --> 01:19:28,680 You always had a very high aptitude for that, even though you never studied. 1286 01:19:28,750 --> 01:19:31,580 You don't wanna be stuck behind a typewriter forever. 1287 01:19:31,630 --> 01:19:34,890 [Sighs] Mom, I need a place. 1288 01:19:37,330 --> 01:19:39,560 I'm selling the house, honey. 1289 01:19:41,680 --> 01:19:43,950 I'm sorry. 1290 01:19:44,180 --> 01:19:45,960 Selling? 1291 01:19:46,340 --> 01:19:48,450 I had an offer, and I'm selling. 1292 01:19:48,530 --> 01:19:52,780 - I have to be out by the end of the month. - Why? 1293 01:19:52,850 --> 01:19:54,700 I mean, uh... 1294 01:19:54,770 --> 01:19:57,580 You can't sell the house. I mean, for what? 1295 01:19:57,650 --> 01:20:01,170 What are you gonna do, live in an apartment? 1296 01:20:01,170 --> 01:20:01,980 The house is paid for. This is our home. What are you gonna do, live in an apartment? 1297 01:20:01,980 --> 01:20:04,170 The house is paid for. This is our home. 1298 01:20:04,820 --> 01:20:05,930 No. 1299 01:20:07,310 --> 01:20:10,630 This was your father's and my house, but now it's sold. 1300 01:20:21,650 --> 01:20:24,780 What are you going to do? 1301 01:20:24,850 --> 01:20:26,700 I mean, uh... 1302 01:20:27,730 --> 01:20:30,540 What are you do... Where is your head? 1303 01:20:30,610 --> 01:20:32,880 I don't know... 1304 01:20:32,940 --> 01:20:35,760 but I'll tell you when I find it. 1305 01:20:37,230 --> 01:20:39,890 You're nuts. You know that? 1306 01:20:40,240 --> 01:20:43,120 There is something really funky goin' on here... 1307 01:20:43,120 --> 01:20:43,570 something bad funky. There is something really funky goin' on here... 1308 01:20:43,570 --> 01:20:45,670 something bad funky. 1309 01:21:11,500 --> 01:21:13,360 [Bottle Opens] 1310 01:21:21,230 --> 01:21:25,540 Do you remember when it used to be very early and cold? 1311 01:21:25,610 --> 01:21:28,430 Or in the afternoon? 1312 01:21:32,170 --> 01:21:34,660 And I would see Dad and... 1313 01:21:35,150 --> 01:21:37,960 I would ask him when he was goin' to work. 1314 01:21:39,410 --> 01:21:43,180 I was always rushing him because I didn't want him there. 1315 01:21:48,240 --> 01:21:51,140 He would laugh, but you... 1316 01:21:51,210 --> 01:21:53,290 You could tell he was upset. 1317 01:21:55,270 --> 01:21:57,360 I don't know why I did that. 1318 01:22:03,690 --> 01:22:07,240 I know Dad and I were never very close. 1319 01:22:08,780 --> 01:22:11,370 He loved me and this and that, but... 1320 01:22:14,640 --> 01:22:17,130 we were never very close, were we? 1321 01:22:19,690 --> 01:22:22,510 Do you think I hurt his feelings? 1322 01:22:26,730 --> 01:22:30,510 Little kids get jealous. They want all your attention all the time. 1323 01:22:30,570 --> 01:22:32,360 I wouldn't worry about it. 1324 01:22:38,990 --> 01:22:42,190 It was really a lot of fun... 1325 01:22:42,250 --> 01:22:44,110 with you, Mom. 1326 01:22:45,450 --> 01:22:47,310 Sometimes. 1327 01:22:50,190 --> 01:22:52,110 Anyway... 1328 01:22:52,110 --> 01:22:52,500 there's a lot of things that I wish I could do over. Anyway... 1329 01:22:52,500 --> 01:22:56,100 there's a lot of things that I wish I could do over. 1330 01:23:03,890 --> 01:23:05,740 Bye. 1331 01:23:05,810 --> 01:23:08,360 You're not gonna stay? 1332 01:23:09,810 --> 01:23:11,780 No. 1333 01:23:14,480 --> 01:23:16,370 Good-bye, my angel. 1334 01:23:18,540 --> 01:23:20,400 I'll give you a call. 1335 01:23:26,160 --> 01:23:28,970 - Need any money? - Mm-hmm. No, Mom. 1336 01:23:29,430 --> 01:23:30,890 I'm okay. 1337 01:23:56,590 --> 01:24:00,270 [Phone Ringing] 1338 01:24:02,570 --> 01:24:04,810 - Yes? - Hello, Millie. 1339 01:24:04,880 --> 01:24:06,570 Tommy Bellaveau here. 1340 01:24:06,640 --> 01:24:08,490 I was thinking about dinner... 1341 01:24:08,560 --> 01:24:11,340 and thought how much better it would taste dining with you. 1342 01:24:11,410 --> 01:24:13,260 Are you busy? 1343 01:24:14,410 --> 01:24:16,320 I could use the conversation. 1344 01:24:17,900 --> 01:24:19,760 I need a half an hour. 1345 01:24:23,250 --> 01:24:26,790 I heard you're really great with kids. 1346 01:24:26,860 --> 01:24:29,610 I get along great with them when they're little... 1347 01:24:29,680 --> 01:24:34,190 but I just drive 'em crazy when they get older. 1348 01:24:34,250 --> 01:24:37,590 I can see why too, you know, because I just tell 'em too much. 1349 01:24:38,700 --> 01:24:41,160 But they stay home too long also. 1350 01:24:41,230 --> 01:24:45,160 If this was still an agricultural society, they'd be out at 16. 1351 01:24:45,230 --> 01:24:49,290 They'd be married and starting their own family. 1352 01:24:51,630 --> 01:24:53,490 There I go. 1353 01:24:54,990 --> 01:24:57,380 How's J.J.? 1354 01:24:58,830 --> 01:25:01,170 I don't know. I haven't seen him. 1355 01:25:01,230 --> 01:25:04,170 You know, uh, his father moved back in with Monica. 1356 01:25:04,240 --> 01:25:06,160 - They're very happy. - Oh. 1357 01:25:06,160 --> 01:25:06,980 They worked it out. That's great. - They're very happy. - Oh. 1358 01:25:06,980 --> 01:25:08,580 They worked it out. That's great. 1359 01:25:08,660 --> 01:25:10,510 - Yes, it is. - Great. 1360 01:25:13,200 --> 01:25:15,140 Listen, uh... 1361 01:25:15,220 --> 01:25:18,100 I was thinking about getting a place in town. 1362 01:25:18,100 --> 01:25:18,340 You know, just a place. I was thinking about getting a place in town. 1363 01:25:18,340 --> 01:25:21,670 You know, just a place. 1364 01:25:22,100 --> 01:25:24,960 Uh, well, I don't know... 1365 01:25:27,370 --> 01:25:29,960 - You're moving? - Mm-hmm. 1366 01:25:31,700 --> 01:25:33,550 And where to? 1367 01:25:33,620 --> 01:25:37,230 Um, l... I don't know. 1368 01:25:40,200 --> 01:25:42,830 My son is living in San Francisco now. 1369 01:25:42,900 --> 01:25:46,120 He's got a new job. He makes lots of money. He's very successful. 1370 01:25:46,190 --> 01:25:48,780 He wants me to move up there. 1371 01:25:49,810 --> 01:25:51,950 - H-He needs me. - That's great. 1372 01:25:56,720 --> 01:25:59,340 But I don't know. 1373 01:26:02,610 --> 01:26:04,460 Maybe Miami. 1374 01:26:04,530 --> 01:26:06,860 - Mmm. - Hmm? [Chuckles] 1375 01:26:09,780 --> 01:26:11,630 Miami. 1376 01:26:14,160 --> 01:26:16,180 [Brakes Decompress] 1377 01:26:16,830 --> 01:26:18,250 [Engine Sputters, Shuts Off] 1378 01:26:21,360 --> 01:26:23,530 - Good night. - Good night. 1379 01:26:25,200 --> 01:26:27,790 I'll call you, okay? Huh? 1380 01:26:50,670 --> 01:26:52,530 Millie. 1381 01:26:52,590 --> 01:26:54,450 I had a good time, Millie. 1382 01:27:01,680 --> 01:27:03,530 [Engine Starts] 1383 01:27:12,780 --> 01:27:15,600 So Frankie sets up this whole big thing. 1384 01:27:15,630 --> 01:27:17,490 It's great. 1385 01:27:17,550 --> 01:27:21,100 This whole unbelievable romantic evening. 1386 01:27:21,100 --> 01:27:21,370 It's about 10:00... This whole unbelievable romantic evening. 1387 01:27:21,370 --> 01:27:23,690 It's about 10:00... 1388 01:27:23,760 --> 01:27:26,160 and J.J.'s out. 1389 01:27:26,160 --> 01:27:26,990 He puts on this music... Chet Baker. and J.J.'s out. 1390 01:27:26,990 --> 01:27:29,450 He puts on this music... Chet Baker. 1391 01:27:29,520 --> 01:27:33,130 - Wow. - I'm looking at him like, this can't be Frankie. 1392 01:27:33,200 --> 01:27:35,120 Who is this guy? 1393 01:27:35,120 --> 01:27:35,590 Then he goes to the freezer where he's been hiding this bottle of champagne. Who is this guy? 1394 01:27:35,590 --> 01:27:38,570 Then he goes to the freezer where he's been hiding this bottle of champagne. 1395 01:27:38,640 --> 01:27:42,410 He hands it to me, picks me up, Carries me into the bedroom. 1396 01:27:42,480 --> 01:27:45,290 [Giggles] I mean, he lifted me. 1397 01:27:45,360 --> 01:27:47,210 So I'm on the bed... 1398 01:27:47,280 --> 01:27:50,500 he's on top of me, things are going pretty good, you know... 1399 01:27:50,540 --> 01:27:53,360 except I can't get this bottle of champagne open. 1400 01:27:53,420 --> 01:27:56,330 I'm pulling and I'm thumbing. Can't get it open. 1401 01:27:56,400 --> 01:27:59,210 I hand it to him. He can't get it open either. 1402 01:27:59,280 --> 01:28:02,580 Goes into the kitchen, sticks a corkscrew in it... 1403 01:28:02,640 --> 01:28:04,490 it explodes. 1404 01:28:04,560 --> 01:28:06,410 Glass, everything. 1405 01:28:06,480 --> 01:28:10,960 We wind up sifting our champagne through a tea strainer. 1406 01:28:11,440 --> 01:28:14,410 So finally, we get back into bed; 1407 01:28:14,480 --> 01:28:17,230 I'm half naked; he gets a phone call. 1408 01:28:17,300 --> 01:28:20,110 Oh, fuck! Right? I'm sitting there like an asshole. 1409 01:28:20,180 --> 01:28:22,310 I hear him from the other room. 1410 01:28:22,380 --> 01:28:26,690 He says, "Call me back in an hour. Better make it two." 1411 01:28:26,770 --> 01:28:31,280 "Better make it two"? That was so incredibly sweet. 1412 01:28:31,920 --> 01:28:35,150 So he runs back into bed, we have this incredible sex. 1413 01:28:35,220 --> 01:28:38,100 - I mean, it was incredible. - [Boxes Sliding] 1414 01:28:38,100 --> 01:28:38,350 [Panting] That's great. - I mean, it was incredible. - [Boxes Sliding] 1415 01:28:38,350 --> 01:28:40,270 [Panting] That's great. 1416 01:28:40,340 --> 01:28:42,670 No, I mean it was un-fucking-real. 1417 01:28:42,740 --> 01:28:46,180 But that's not it. He's making the time for me, you know? 1418 01:28:46,260 --> 01:28:48,110 It's the effort. 1419 01:28:48,180 --> 01:28:50,350 Yeah. The effort. 1420 01:28:51,540 --> 01:28:54,830 Hey, l-I get the feeling you want me to stop talking. 1421 01:28:54,900 --> 01:28:57,230 - Want me to shut up? - Yeah. 1422 01:28:57,300 --> 01:28:59,630 [Grunting] 1423 01:29:03,440 --> 01:29:06,250 Frankie and me, we're gonna make it, you know. 1424 01:29:06,320 --> 01:29:08,650 We wanna make it. I know I do. 1425 01:29:08,720 --> 01:29:12,550 And if he doesn't... he does now, but if he doesn't later, that's okay. 1426 01:29:12,560 --> 01:29:14,410 It's out in the open, it's honest. 1427 01:29:14,480 --> 01:29:17,990 - Just no more of that hitting shit, you know. - Yeah. 1428 01:29:18,680 --> 01:29:20,880 - 'Cause that builds up and that's no good for anybody. - Right. 1429 01:29:20,940 --> 01:29:23,280 That just explodes. Fuck that. That's over. 1430 01:29:23,340 --> 01:29:25,200 - Right? - Right. 1431 01:29:25,260 --> 01:29:28,140 Yeah, I'm right. Yeah. That's good. 1432 01:29:28,140 --> 01:29:28,830 I'm good, and the job's good. Yeah, I'm right. Yeah. That's good. 1433 01:29:28,830 --> 01:29:31,110 I'm good, and the job's good. 1434 01:29:31,180 --> 01:29:33,450 Got that dicked. 1435 01:29:33,520 --> 01:29:35,380 And... 1436 01:29:38,360 --> 01:29:41,330 I forgot to tell you, my mother called the other day. 1437 01:29:41,390 --> 01:29:45,170 She has this way of pushing my buttons. She does it real good. 1438 01:29:45,230 --> 01:29:47,150 I'm talking to her... 1439 01:29:47,150 --> 01:29:47,920 and she's doing her fucking guilt, head trip, whatever, bullshit... I'm talking to her... 1440 01:29:47,920 --> 01:29:50,600 and she's doing her fucking guilt, head trip, whatever, bullshit... 1441 01:29:50,670 --> 01:29:53,160 and I don't respond. 1442 01:29:53,230 --> 01:29:57,110 I don't do anything. L-I mean, I don't not respond on purpose. 1443 01:29:57,760 --> 01:30:00,520 It's just, I'm at a point where it doesn't affect me anymore, you know? 1444 01:30:00,590 --> 01:30:02,450 Yeah, I know you know. Yeah. 1445 01:30:02,510 --> 01:30:05,580 So she can get all bent, but that's her problem. 1446 01:30:05,650 --> 01:30:07,500 Hook's outta my mouth. 1447 01:30:07,570 --> 01:30:09,420 That's right. 1448 01:30:09,490 --> 01:30:11,380 Hello. 1449 01:30:11,440 --> 01:30:13,290 Hi. Come on in. 1450 01:30:13,360 --> 01:30:16,460 - [Frankie] All packed up and ready to go, huh? - Almost. 1451 01:30:16,530 --> 01:30:20,620 Isn't there something you wanted to talk to Mildred about... in private? 1452 01:30:20,690 --> 01:30:23,270 Come on, we talked about it, huh? 1453 01:30:23,930 --> 01:30:25,100 - We'll wait outside. - No, we'll go outside. 1454 01:30:25,170 --> 01:30:27,270 Come on, Jay. 1455 01:30:31,600 --> 01:30:34,830 [Door Opens, Closes] 1456 01:30:52,850 --> 01:30:53,940 Okay. 1457 01:30:54,500 --> 01:30:56,820 I wanna say thank you to you... 1458 01:30:56,880 --> 01:30:59,700 'cause you took care of me, helped my mom... 1459 01:30:59,760 --> 01:31:02,830 and you're also very nice to me and you're my friend. 1460 01:31:02,900 --> 01:31:05,380 So I should say thank you. 1461 01:31:06,540 --> 01:31:08,400 Hey, what are you doing? 1462 01:31:09,650 --> 01:31:11,500 You don't have to thank me. 1463 01:31:11,570 --> 01:31:13,420 We're friends. 1464 01:31:14,540 --> 01:31:17,840 You're my best friend. You're my main man. 1465 01:31:19,730 --> 01:31:23,620 You don't have to say anything if you don't want to. 1466 01:31:23,700 --> 01:31:26,280 It's okay. 1467 01:31:26,350 --> 01:31:28,690 You know how I think... 1468 01:31:28,750 --> 01:31:31,910 and I know how you think. 1469 01:31:32,500 --> 01:31:34,830 I love you, Jay. 1470 01:31:34,900 --> 01:31:36,750 It'll be okay. 1471 01:31:38,370 --> 01:31:40,850 Am I ever gonna see you again? 1472 01:31:42,690 --> 01:31:43,920 I sure hope so. 1473 01:31:46,700 --> 01:31:50,570 We never did finish those encyclopedias, did we? 1474 01:31:50,640 --> 01:31:52,500 No. 1475 01:31:52,560 --> 01:31:54,380 Well, I gave 'em to your mom. 1476 01:31:54,450 --> 01:31:57,930 You can have her read 'em to you, if you want to. 1477 01:31:58,500 --> 01:31:59,860 Okay. 1478 01:32:01,840 --> 01:32:05,620 Remember when you sang me that "Doggie in the Window" song... 1479 01:32:05,680 --> 01:32:09,900 where you changed the animals and I didn't know how some of the animals sounded... 1480 01:32:09,970 --> 01:32:11,820 and we laughed? 1481 01:32:12,880 --> 01:32:14,740 Yes. 1482 01:32:14,800 --> 01:32:16,660 That was fun. 1483 01:32:16,720 --> 01:32:18,700 Mm-hmm. 1484 01:32:18,770 --> 01:32:20,430 I liked that. 1485 01:32:20,500 --> 01:32:22,350 Me too. 1486 01:32:32,860 --> 01:32:35,200 Well, good-bye. 1487 01:32:36,530 --> 01:32:37,900 Good-bye. 1488 01:33:04,240 --> 01:33:07,280 God, you're really leaving. 1489 01:33:07,940 --> 01:33:09,460 No more Auntie Mildred. 1490 01:33:09,520 --> 01:33:11,380 What a thing. 1491 01:33:12,880 --> 01:33:15,500 Ah, who knows? Maybe one day. 1492 01:33:15,570 --> 01:33:17,420 You never know. 1493 01:33:18,450 --> 01:33:20,750 Fucking Mildred. 1494 01:33:20,820 --> 01:33:22,670 Did you forget anything? 1495 01:33:22,740 --> 01:33:26,510 No, of course not. Who am I talking to? [Sniffles] 1496 01:33:26,580 --> 01:33:29,770 Do you want me to stay? Because I'll stay. 1497 01:33:29,840 --> 01:33:31,730 Yeah, I think I should stay. 1498 01:33:31,790 --> 01:33:33,650 No, it's okay. 1499 01:33:34,670 --> 01:33:36,530 It's all done. 1500 01:33:38,510 --> 01:33:40,370 I'm gonna go then. 1501 01:33:40,430 --> 01:33:42,290 [Sighs] 1502 01:33:42,350 --> 01:33:44,690 Hey, are you okay? 1503 01:33:44,750 --> 01:33:47,140 Um... yeah. 1504 01:33:48,660 --> 01:33:50,510 No. [Sniffles] 1505 01:33:51,760 --> 01:33:54,100 Fuck. 1506 01:33:54,100 --> 01:33:54,350 We'll see where it all goes. Fuck. 1507 01:33:54,350 --> 01:33:56,430 We'll see where it all goes. 1508 01:33:57,840 --> 01:33:59,780 Yeah. 1509 01:34:05,780 --> 01:34:07,630 Good-bye, Millie. 1510 01:34:07,700 --> 01:34:11,250 - Give me a ring and let me know how you're doing, okay? - I will. 1511 01:34:42,420 --> 01:34:44,270 Okay, uh, is that it? 1512 01:34:45,300 --> 01:34:48,110 Okay, Mrs. Hawkes. Sign right here. 1513 01:35:50,610 --> 01:35:53,420 Thanks for the money. It was really too much. 1514 01:35:53,490 --> 01:35:56,320 Don't worry, I won't go spending it all in one place. 1515 01:35:56,340 --> 01:35:59,150 It's your money. You do what you want with it. 1516 01:36:01,170 --> 01:36:03,290 Okay, enough. I can't stand it. 1517 01:36:03,940 --> 01:36:04,980 I wanna know where you're going. 1518 01:36:05,460 --> 01:36:06,900 It's a secret. 1519 01:36:10,350 --> 01:36:14,130 That's it? You're just gonna leave without saying good-bye? 1520 01:36:22,800 --> 01:36:24,660 Good-bye. 1521 01:36:30,450 --> 01:36:34,960 Oh, Annie, I'm so excited. I can't believe it. 1522 01:36:35,300 --> 01:36:37,230 You look beautiful, Mom. 1523 01:36:49,590 --> 01:36:54,320 ♪ Just when everything's in order and good ♪ 1524 01:36:55,510 --> 01:36:59,280 ♪ Things fall apart ♪ 1525 01:37:00,430 --> 01:37:03,250 ♪ Just when life should be resolving ♪ 1526 01:37:03,310 --> 01:37:06,100 ♪ I'm back at the beginning ♪ 1527 01:37:06,160 --> 01:37:10,860 ♪ And it comes back to the heart ♪ 1528 01:37:11,920 --> 01:37:14,260 ♪ I'm not really sad ♪ 1529 01:37:14,320 --> 01:37:16,970 ♪ I'm not runnin' I'm lookin' ♪ 1530 01:37:17,470 --> 01:37:23,690 ♪ Did I tell you I kept all your letters and cards ♪ 1531 01:37:23,760 --> 01:37:26,800 ♪ There's just nothin'left for me to do here ♪ 1532 01:37:26,870 --> 01:37:29,230 ♪ But unhook the stars ♪ 1533 01:37:29,300 --> 01:37:32,270 ♪ There's just nothin'left for me to do here ♪ 1534 01:37:32,340 --> 01:37:35,500 ♪ But unhook the stars ♪ 1535 01:37:38,740 --> 01:37:42,160 ♪ Do you remember when I told you ♪ 1536 01:37:42,160 --> 01:37:42,910 ♪ All that I could ♪ ♪ Do you remember when I told you ♪ 1537 01:37:42,910 --> 01:37:44,370 ♪ All that I could ♪ 1538 01:37:44,430 --> 01:37:49,840 ♪ It seemed like too much ♪ 1539 01:37:49,910 --> 01:37:52,210 ♪ I was livin'your life ♪ 1540 01:37:52,270 --> 01:37:55,270 ♪ Hopin'you'd never fall ♪ 1541 01:37:55,350 --> 01:37:59,570 ♪ lf I held on tight enough ♪ 1542 01:38:01,110 --> 01:38:03,440 ♪ Let it go now ♪ 1543 01:38:03,510 --> 01:38:06,440 ♪ 'Cause like a passport to anywhere ♪ 1544 01:38:06,510 --> 01:38:08,590 ♪ With time on my hands ♪ 1545 01:38:08,660 --> 01:38:11,970 ♪ I can make a new start ♪ 1546 01:38:13,110 --> 01:38:16,140 ♪ I just didn't want to stay here ♪ 1547 01:38:16,210 --> 01:38:18,580 ♪ And unhook the stars ♪ 1548 01:38:18,640 --> 01:38:21,610 ♪ I just didn't want to stay here ♪ 1549 01:38:21,680 --> 01:38:24,910 ♪ And unhook the stars ♪ 1550 01:38:28,270 --> 01:38:30,960 ♪ Don't worry for me ♪ 1551 01:38:31,300 --> 01:38:33,710 ♪ It's just I'm inspired ♪ 1552 01:38:33,780 --> 01:38:36,400 ♪ Waitin'in the wings ♪ 1553 01:38:36,470 --> 01:38:39,570 ♪ Makes me drunk with possibilities ♪ 1554 01:38:39,630 --> 01:38:43,210 ♪ Rivals my memories ♪ 1555 01:38:55,920 --> 01:38:58,570 ♪ I didn't wanna stay here ♪ 1556 01:38:58,640 --> 01:39:01,100 ♪ And unhook the stars ♪ 1557 01:39:01,170 --> 01:39:04,110 ♪ I just didn't wanna stay here ♪ 1558 01:39:04,110 --> 01:39:04,440 ♪ And unhook the stars ♪ ♪ I just didn't wanna stay here ♪ 1559 01:39:04,440 --> 01:39:07,280 ♪ And unhook the stars ♪ 1560 01:39:08,470 --> 01:39:12,490 ♪ Everything's in order and good ♪ 1561 01:39:13,870 --> 01:39:18,830 ♪ Things fall apart ♪ 1562 01:39:18,900 --> 01:39:21,800 ♪ Just when life should be resolving ♪ 1563 01:39:21,870 --> 01:39:24,590 ♪ I'm back at the beginning ♪ 1564 01:39:24,660 --> 01:39:30,130 ♪ And it comes back to the heart ♪ 1565 01:39:30,130 --> 01:39:30,640 ♪ I'm not really sad ♪ ♪ And it comes back to the heart ♪ 1566 01:39:30,640 --> 01:39:32,720 ♪ I'm not really sad ♪ 1567 01:39:32,790 --> 01:39:35,340 ♪ I'm not runnin' I'm lookin' ♪ 1568 01:39:35,410 --> 01:39:42,190 ♪ Did I tell you I kept all your letters and cards ♪ 1569 01:39:42,260 --> 01:39:45,190 ♪ There's just nothin'left for me to do here ♪ 1570 01:39:45,270 --> 01:39:47,570 ♪ But unhook the stars ♪ 1571 01:39:47,630 --> 01:39:50,670 ♪ There's just nothin'left for me to do here ♪ 1572 01:39:50,740 --> 01:39:53,770 ♪ But unhook the stars ♪ 1573 01:39:57,680 --> 01:40:00,430 ♪ Mmm-mmm ♪ 1574 01:40:00,500 --> 01:40:02,990 ♪ Don't wanna stay here ♪ 1575 01:40:03,630 --> 01:40:05,870 ♪ And unhook the stars ♪ 1576 01:40:07,280 --> 01:40:09,740 ♪ Didn't wanna stay here ♪ 1577 01:40:09,810 --> 01:40:12,270 ♪ And unhook the stars ♪ 1578 01:40:12,340 --> 01:40:15,160 ♪ I didn't wanna stay here ♪ 1579 01:40:15,160 --> 01:40:15,920 ♪ And unhook the stars ♪ ♪ I didn't wanna stay here ♪ 1580 01:40:15,920 --> 01:40:18,380 ♪ And unhook the stars ♪ 1581 01:40:19,540 --> 01:40:22,350 ♪ [Humming] 1582 01:40:28,180 --> 01:40:30,510 ♪ [Fades] 116803

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