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♪ Shake it up ♪
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I'm Gary Wilde.
This is Shake it Up, Chicago!
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And I suggest you hold on
to your loved ones,
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because you're about to get blown away by.
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Poreotix!
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They are dancing machines.
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Yeah, they can really bring it.
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No, we literally mean dancing machines.
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Gunther and I believe they are robots.
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Yeah, and you also believe
you're snappy dressers.
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Poreotix are awesome dancers,
not robots, ya whackadoos.
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Nothing to see here, people!
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Nothing to see!
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♪ Everybody, everybody,get out on the floor
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♪ It can get a little crazywhen the kick hits the 4
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♪ Make a scene, make a scene,nobody can ignore
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♪ Don't knock ittill you rock
itWe can't take it no more
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♪ Bring the lights up,bust the doors down
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♪ Dust yourself offShake it up, shake it up
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♪ DJ set it off,take it up a notch
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♪ All together now,shake it up, shake it up
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♪ Sh-sh-sh-shake it upYou got to change it up
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♪ And when you've had enoughSh-sh-sh-shake it up
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♪ Bring the lights up,bust the doors down
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♪ All together now,shake it up, shake it up
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Guys, the producers want
to add some new stuff
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to the Shake It Up, Chicago!website,
so we need someoneto host a, um...
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Puppet show?
We're ready!
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I am Little Gunther!
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And I am Little Tinka!
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Und we are the Little Hessenheffers!
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And I'm a little nauseous.
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As tempting as that is, no.
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We're gonna add a "how to dance" segment.
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But that show already has a host.
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And we're also going to add
a "what to wear" segment.
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Also taken.
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But I am looking for someone to host
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a Shake It Up, Chicago!
video webcastfor teen advice.
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So one of you can be
a Dr. Phyllis.
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We would be great for that!
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So would we!
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Okay. Sample question: I saw my brother
steal money from my mother's purse.
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What should I do?
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Oh, that's easy.
Tell your mom.
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She needs to know the truth.
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Yeah, 'cause if your brother
keeps doing that,
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there's not going to be any money
for you when you're short.
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Wrong! There is only
one way to handle this.
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Turn him over to the secret police,
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and they will lock him up in the
prison for the criminally insane.
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Ah, it's a tough call, but I'm
going with Rocky and Cece.
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Yes!
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Gary, wait!
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What about a show about puppets
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dealing with the magical changes
in their adolescent bodies?
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I'm getting yarn in places
I didn't have yarn before.
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And now, Flynn Jones presents
a Flynn Jones production
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of a Flynn Jones-directed
video Web thingy.
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All right, here's the chicks.
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And action!
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Hi, I'm Cece.
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And I'm Rocky.
And welcome to...
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Got it.
Hold on.
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One second.
I just gotta...
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You're a Hot Messand We're Not!
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Okay. Our first question
comes from...
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Lonely-boy in Chicago.
"Dear Rocky and Cece,
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"every girl at school has turned
me down for the school dance.
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"Now what do I do?"
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Lonely-boy...
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You're a hot mess!
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But the answer is simple. There is no shame
in going to the dance without a date.
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Me and Cece are doing that this week.
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Thank you for telling that
to our entire audience.
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Oh, apparently there is some shame.
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Back to Lonely-boy.
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Look, I'm just gonna be honest with you.
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If you really asked every girl
out and they all said no,
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you're either a weirdo, you're
a troll, or you smell funny.
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Now, I suggest you start all over again
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and, uh, transfer to another school.
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Cece, I've blown better advice
than that into my tissue.
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And that's all the time we have today.
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Till next week, remember...
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It's good to be hot,
but it's bad to be a hot mess.
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And that, my friends, is what's passing
for Web infotainment these days.
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Aw, come on. No one's going to
watch Rocky and Cece's show.
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Five thousand hits.
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What?
Don't people have lives?
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I'm jealous.
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Yeah, it's killing me.
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If they can get 5,000 hits,
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we should be able to put something
together and get 5 million hits.
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We could be Internet sensations.
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Yeah, you're right.
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Ty and I could do something cool
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and you could be the cameraman.
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Cameraman? If God wanted me
to be behind the camera,
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would he have given me
such an adorable face?
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You know, little man makes a good point.
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We could use all the
good lookin' we can get.
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We're going to beat them at their own game.
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We're going to do an advice show,
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only our advice show has a hook.
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What's that?
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Two words: Zom-bies.
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Okay, now our next e-mail
is from Glitter Girl.
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"Dear Rocky and Cece, I've seen you
on Shake It Up, Chicago!"
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Aw, we have a fan.
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"And I've watched
your Webcast..."
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Aw, thank you.
You're why we do it.
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"And I hate your guts."
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Aw, right back at ya.
Wait, what?
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"My twin brother is
Lonely-boy, and you told him
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"to move away because he couldn't
get a date to the dance.
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"Now he's moving back to the
old country to raise goats.
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"I curse you and your web-based
advice extravaganza."
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I have one thing to say:
I can't give you advice
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if you don't write your hate
mail in the form of a question.
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And that's all the time we have today
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on We're a Hot Messand You're Not.
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Actually, it's, uh, You're a Hot
Messand We're Not.
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Is it, Cece?
Is it really?
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Well, that was a good show.
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Too bad we had to end it on eight
pieces of hate mail in a row.
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Cece, what did I tell you?
Your bad advice is ruining people's lives.
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What are you talking about?
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Glitter Girl is obviously Tinka
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and Lonely-boy is
obviously Gunther.
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And he's moving away because of you.
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You're splitting up Gunther and Tinka.
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Gunther and Tinka?
Where'd you get that from?
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"Twins," "old country," "goat.
" Who else talks like that?
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I don't think so.
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All right, we'll listen to the email again.
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"I put a curse on your web-based
advice extravaganza."
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It is them!
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Gunther, I don't want you to go.
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Too late. I've already
purchased my aeroplane ticket.
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I understand on American planes
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they give you your own sandwich
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so you don't have to kill your own chicken.
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Gunther, when you're gone I will miss you.
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Me too.
It tears my heart out.
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Oh, no, Rocky, something's wrong.
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All of a sudden I'm feeling
something I've never felt before.
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It's right here.
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That "something" you're
feeling is called guilt.
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Make it stop, make it stop!
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Oh. So you're asking
for my advice?
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No. Ow! Yes.
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Okay, so here's what I'm thinking.
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Maybe, if Gunther had a date to the dance,
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he wouldn't be so depressed
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and wouldn't move away
from Tinka and America.
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Oh, yeah, and how are we supposed
to find a girl desperate enough
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to go out to the dance
with Gunther Hessenheffer?
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It's me, isn't it?
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I have to go to the dance with Gunther.
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Oh, no, Rocky.
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That feeling's back again,
and it's moved to
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the diarrhea zone.
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Ask him.
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Please don't make me.
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Hello, baby.
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♪ Shake Nit up, shake it up ♪
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So, here's the deal. I heard you don't
have a date for the dance and I...
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I
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just can't look at him
in the face and say it.
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Oh, well, maybe Little Cece
can say it to Little Gunther.
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No way.
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Hi, Little Gunther.
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Oh, look. Little Cece
is the same size as Big Cece.
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Oh, you're so mean, Little Gunther.
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Yes, I'm a bad, bad boy.
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So I was wondering if Big Gunther
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would like to go to the
dance with Big Cece.
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Wait a minute.
Did you just ask me out?
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Something stinks around here
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and it's not just that sweaty sock.
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Uh, no, no, no! Um...
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Cece's little crush has been
brewing for a long time.
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If you knew how many times I've heard,
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"Oh, Gunther's so cute.
Gunther's such a great dancer.
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"Oh, I wonder what Gunther would
look like on a horse, and..."
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I think he gets it.
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Yes, I do get it.
And by the way,
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I look magnificent on a horse.
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I knew it. All those
little games she plays,
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putting bugs in your sandwiches,
ignoring you for a year,
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calling Immigration to deport you.
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She is obviously smitten
like a lovesick kitten.
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So, could you please just say that
you'll go to the dance with me?
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I accept your solicitation
to escort you to the dance.
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Yay! Cece and Gunther are
going to the dance together!
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Aw, look at that. A Shake It Up, Chicago!
showmance.
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This is going on the website.
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Oh, Cece.
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Welcome to Zombie Talk,the Internet
advice showfor zombies, by zombies.
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You have a little something right there.
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I had a jelly donut.
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Time for our first email.
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"I recently ate my little sister.
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"What do I do? If my mom finds
out, she'll totally ground me."
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Duh! Eat your mom.
She can't ground you if she's in your belly.
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Next email.
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"I'm a non-zombie and the
zombies at school pick on me
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"and try to eat my brain.
What do I do?"
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That's terrible.
You sound like you need a hug.
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What's your address?
We'll be right over.
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Cut. This isn't working.
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What's wrong?
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I mean, I don't know anything
about zombies, but I liked it.
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All you need to know is that if zombies
actually did attack, you'd be safe.
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Because they eat brains.
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You little...
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You know what, you could
really use some lotion.
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And you could really use a mint.
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Hey-hey-hey!
How's the happy couple?
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I am Gunther!
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And I'm not doing it.
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Come on, don't be shy.
I am Gunther!
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And I am Gunther's girlfriend.
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And I am loving this.
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I'll be right back, I'm going
to get my little cookie
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a little cookie.
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"And I am
Gunther's girlfriend."
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You wanna tell me why you
think that this is so funny?
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Well, because you so deserve it.
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Maybe next time you won't give out advice
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when your brain isn't on
speaking terms with your mouth.
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Fine, but how much longer do
I have to put up with this?
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Well, he hasn't mentioned anything
about moving to the old country,
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so after the dance,
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you can let him down easy.
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Oh, thank you, Gunther.
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Please, nothing's too good for
the future Mrs. Hessenheffer.
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Do you need the Heimlich?
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Don't bother.
It's better that I go.
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You're not getting out
of this dance that easy.
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Spit.
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It is a good sign.
She's already chewing my food.
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Mmm.
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♪ Sh-sh-sh-shake it up! ♪
249
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Oh! Hey, Gunther,
where's Cece?
250
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She's in the hallway.
251
00:15:16,980 --> 00:15:19,680
You know that one, she likes
to make a big entrance.
252
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Cece, darling, your BF and
your BFF are waiting for you!
253
00:15:24,460 --> 00:15:26,260
I'm good in the hall!
254
00:15:26,590 --> 00:15:29,260
But no one can see your
fabulous dress out there!
255
00:15:29,730 --> 00:15:32,400
I know, that's why I'm good in the hall!
256
00:15:33,830 --> 00:15:37,630
But, Cece, I want to see that
fabulous dress that Gunther made you!
257
00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:46,040
I feel like a rainbow threw up on me.
258
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:49,110
Oh, Gunther, it's a doozy.
259
00:15:49,810 --> 00:15:52,280
It was supposed to be a dress
for Little Tinka Puppet,
260
00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:53,820
but it fit on Cece too.
261
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,550
I want to show off my new girlfriend.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
may I have your attention?
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I am Gunther!
264
00:16:00,990 --> 00:16:02,790
And I am dying inside.
265
00:16:04,860 --> 00:16:08,100
Cece, you know how you always get mad at me
266
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when I want to borrow your clothes?
267
00:16:09,730 --> 00:16:10,970
Mmm-hmm.
268
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Not gonna be a problem tonight.
269
00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:17,940
Cece, we're at a dance.
270
00:16:17,980 --> 00:16:20,780
Why are we not busting a move
and letting it all hang out?
271
00:16:21,350 --> 00:16:23,550
You are the best dancer
on Shake It Up, Chicago!
272
00:16:24,550 --> 00:16:27,920
Aw, that's so sweet of you.
Do you really believe that?
273
00:16:27,950 --> 00:16:31,320
No, but as my future wife you
must get used to me lying to you.
274
00:16:31,690 --> 00:16:32,860
Let us do this.
275
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Cece!
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I'm not... I'm not going to dance.
It's embarrassing.
277
00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:38,630
No, I don't want to!
278
00:16:39,830 --> 00:16:42,630
Gunther, you know
your girlfriend's ticklish.
279
00:16:43,970 --> 00:16:47,270
No! Stop it!
280
00:16:49,540 --> 00:16:52,140
Okay, fine, one dance.
But that is it.
281
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And now a special request by Rocky Blue.
282
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This song goes out to all
you lovebirds out there.
283
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You know who you are.
284
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I'm having a wonderful time.
285
00:17:23,470 --> 00:17:25,810
Hello, and welcome to the Chicago auditions
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of Zombie Idol.
287
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What's your name, love?
288
00:17:34,090 --> 00:17:35,950
I'm Sarah, and it's great to be here.
289
00:17:36,390 --> 00:17:38,390
Yo, yo, Sarah, what makes you think
290
00:17:38,420 --> 00:17:41,490
your screaming is good enough
to be on Zombie Idol?
291
00:17:41,730 --> 00:17:44,090
Well, I'm the best screamer in my hometown.
292
00:17:44,130 --> 00:17:48,730
I screamed the lead in the school play
and I scream frequently at church.
293
00:17:49,670 --> 00:17:53,040
Can I just say, I think you're beautiful.
294
00:17:53,070 --> 00:17:56,370
And I'm not just saying that
because I want to eat your brains.
295
00:17:58,010 --> 00:18:00,210
What shall you be screaming for us today?
296
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:04,080
I'm going to do Ah, Zombie!
Please Don't Eat my Face.
297
00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:07,220
Ooh, startin' off with a little Whitney.
298
00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:08,790
That's a tough one, dog.
299
00:18:08,820 --> 00:18:11,290
You know, I used to work with
Whitney back in the day on...
300
00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:15,530
Yes, yes, we know, we know.
Let's see what you've got.
301
00:18:20,330 --> 00:18:22,300
Dreadful, just dreadful.
302
00:18:22,330 --> 00:18:24,600
I almost ate you just to make you stop.
303
00:18:26,140 --> 00:18:28,510
Look, it was aight for me,
304
00:18:28,540 --> 00:18:30,970
but a little pitchy, dog.
A little pitchy.
305
00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:37,350
No, I totally disagree.
She has so much spirit.
306
00:18:37,380 --> 00:18:40,380
I swear I'd bake you
into a cookie if I could.
307
00:18:41,850 --> 00:18:42,850
I vote no.
308
00:18:43,420 --> 00:18:46,960
I vote yes and I'd like
to give you a big hand.
309
00:18:52,260 --> 00:18:54,560
You know what?
She is good.
310
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:56,630
You're going to Zombiewood!
311
00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:00,870
Cut!
312
00:19:00,910 --> 00:19:03,410
First of all, my eardrums just burst.
313
00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:05,610
Second, this doesn't even make sense.
314
00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:07,240
They have new judges now.
315
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:09,610
Okay, genius, you got a better idea?
316
00:19:09,650 --> 00:19:14,380
Actually, I do.
Zom. Bie-dance-video.
317
00:19:24,100 --> 00:19:25,400
Hello, Cece.
318
00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:29,270
I must admit, as much as
I hate and despise you,
319
00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:31,940
your outfit is to die for.
320
00:19:31,970 --> 00:19:34,640
Tell you what, kill me
now and you can have it.
321
00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:38,310
Well, it appears we're going to be sisters.
322
00:19:38,540 --> 00:19:41,010
There's a new nightmare
that hadn't crossed my mind.
323
00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:45,180
It's time to move past
our petty disagreements.
324
00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:47,750
Pull my fingers.
325
00:19:48,490 --> 00:19:50,450
Tinka, I have
an 8-year-old brother.
326
00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:52,060
I think I know how this joke ends.
327
00:19:52,660 --> 00:19:55,460
No, it is not a joke.
Please, pull my fingers.
328
00:19:57,960 --> 00:20:01,460
You have strong hands, good grip.
The goats like that.
329
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:04,470
You will be the most popular
goat milker in the village.
330
00:20:04,970 --> 00:20:06,340
Aside from me, of course.
331
00:20:07,470 --> 00:20:09,070
Okay, whoa.
332
00:20:09,110 --> 00:20:11,440
No milking, no goats,
333
00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:13,740
no sister, no wedding, no way!
334
00:20:14,550 --> 00:20:17,910
Cece, what are you saying?
Your boyfriend will hear you.
335
00:20:18,650 --> 00:20:21,380
That's it, I'm done.
If Gunther wants to leave the country
336
00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:24,650
because of some stupid advice
I gave him on our Web show,
337
00:20:24,690 --> 00:20:26,790
then I'll buy his ticket myself!
338
00:20:26,820 --> 00:20:28,020
Who's leaving the country?
339
00:20:28,230 --> 00:20:31,260
Oh, come on, guys.
We know that you're Lonely-boy,
340
00:20:31,300 --> 00:20:32,760
you're his twin sister, Glitter Girl,
341
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:35,100
and that you emailed our show for advice.
342
00:20:35,770 --> 00:20:38,740
Why would I ever come to
either one of you for advice?
343
00:20:39,100 --> 00:20:41,070
I'd rather ask my dog for advice.
344
00:20:41,110 --> 00:20:43,610
And he eats tacos that
he finds off the street.
345
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:49,350
Wait, but we heard you.
You bought a plane ticket to the old country.
346
00:20:49,380 --> 00:20:53,680
No, you misunderheard me. I'm going to St.
Louis for the sequin convention.
347
00:20:54,850 --> 00:20:57,090
You don't think I buy
all this retail, do you?
348
00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:03,190
So you're telling me that there's
another twin brother out there
349
00:21:03,230 --> 00:21:04,560
that couldn't get a date to the dance
350
00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:07,200
and wanted to move back to the
old country to raise goats?
351
00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:10,800
I think you are talking
about our cousin Bobchka.
352
00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:13,870
His twin sister, Grinkle,
is home with a broken heart
353
00:21:13,900 --> 00:21:16,270
because he left the country over advice
354
00:21:16,310 --> 00:21:19,110
some idiot gave him
over the interconnected nets.
355
00:21:19,810 --> 00:21:21,410
Hey! I'm that idiot.
356
00:21:23,110 --> 00:21:25,520
Then this will not work.
I'm breaking up with you.
357
00:21:26,650 --> 00:21:27,980
Have your dress laundered
and returned to me.
358
00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:30,590
What? No, no, no, no.
You can't break up with me.
359
00:21:30,620 --> 00:21:33,060
I was only pretending to go out with you.
360
00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:36,190
Okay, Cece, whatever excuse
you need to save your pride.
361
00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:39,130
I slow-danced
with your puppet!
362
00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:41,630
I obviously don't have any pride!
363
00:21:43,830 --> 00:21:45,070
Well?
364
00:21:45,870 --> 00:21:48,610
So I guess this means
the wedding shower's off.
365
00:21:52,900 --> 00:21:55,970
Help! Zombies!
366
00:22:02,170 --> 00:22:03,810
Hey, baby.
You free for dinner?
367
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:05,010
Yes.
368
00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:06,280
Good!
369
00:22:12,020 --> 00:22:13,750
Mmm. Good brains.
370
00:22:14,490 --> 00:22:15,920
Blondes are so tasty.
371
00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:17,620
Now what?
372
00:22:17,820 --> 00:22:20,890
Well, we could go sleep in our
graves, or we could dance.
373
00:22:21,630 --> 00:22:22,830
Let's dance!
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Shake it up!
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