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See you next week for more great dancing,
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more great music and more great
hosting from me, Gary Wilde, on...
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Shake it up, Chicago!
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Hey, you two, terrific show today.
Really, one of your best.
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What do you want?
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What do you mean?
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You only compliment us when you
want us to do some funky job.
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Yeah, the last time
you said something nice,
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we had to crawl into
your air conditioning vent.
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There was a dead rat smell in there.
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That's because there was
a dead rat in there!
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Anyway, while I got you here...
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I knew it! Gary, if your phone fell
in the toilet it is staying there.
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No, no, no. I'm hosting Chicago's
Little Cutie Queen Pageant
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and I want you two to choreograph the show.
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I want to do it!
I want to do it!
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Come on, Rocky. Aren't you always trying
to get me to work with disadvantaged kids?
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How are eight-year-old
beauty queens disadvantaged?
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I bet some of them can't even
afford the good fake nails.
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That breaks my heart.
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She's right. We all need to do a
little service for the community.
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Oh, come on, Gary.
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Well, technically, I need to
do a little community service.
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I got nine speeding tickets in the Porsche.
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It was this or jail, and I cannot
pee in front of other people.
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Okay, let's do it.
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Great! I'll call
the pageant people
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and let them know my two top
dancers are coming over.
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You guys are fantastic.
The best!
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And here it comes.
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Cell phone fell out of my pocket.
Second stall on the left.
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Whoa.
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♪ Everybody, everybody,get out on the floor
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♪ It can get a little crazywhen the kick hits the 4
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♪ Make a scene, make a scene,nobody can ignore
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♪ Don't knock ittill you rock
itWe can't take it no more
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♪ Bring the lights up,bust the doors down
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♪ Dust yourself offShake it up, shake it up
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♪ DJ set it off,take it up a notch
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♪ All together now,shake it up, shake it up
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♪ Sh-sh-sh-shake it upYou got to change it up
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♪ And when you've had enoughSh-sh-sh-shake it up
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♪ Bring the lights up,bust the doors down
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♪ All together now,shake it up, shake it up
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♪ Shake it up ♪
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Cece, I've been thinking and I'm not
really comfortable with beauty pageants.
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They're demeaning to women
and an archaic form
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of worshiping beauty
over the intellectual mind.
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Can you say that again in American?
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They teach girls that being pretty
is more important than being smart.
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Yeah, but they also teach a lot
of important life lessons,
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like how to put hair spray on your
butt so your dress doesn't ride up.
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Why isn't there a contest that judges
young girls on how smart they are?
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There is.
It's called school.
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Come on. My whole life I've wanted to be
a Little Cutie Queen and win a crown.
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I never got to do my wave,
and I was so good.
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You could have won
Little Miss Creepy Queen.
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Cutie Queen.
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No, I meant what I said.
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Thanks for bringing me lunch today, Dina.
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That's okay, Deuce.
My mom loves to cook.
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Here's my burrito.
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And here's yours.
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Are you kidding me?
It's like trying to eat my pillow.
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My mother says, "A man
who does not love food
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"is a man who
does not love women."
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And you only brought me one?
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Mmm, delicious!
Is this chicken?
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No! It's octopus!
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I can feel it sucking my tonsils.
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So, anyway, there's something I've
been meaning to talk to you about.
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We've been hanging out
for a few weeks now...
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And you're sick of me? I understand.
It's happened before.
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No, no, no.
I totally dig you.
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You know, instead of being Deuce and Dina,
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maybe we can be, you
know, Deuce-and-Dina.
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Are you serious?
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Yeah. I even wanna give you an ID bracelet.
Here, pick one.
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I got 27.
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Oh! Baby, how sweet!
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I got 28.
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But before we can wear them, you'll need
to meet my father and get his approval,
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and that's gonna be tough.
I'm Don Rio Garcia's only daughter.
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Meet your pops? Piece of cake.
He'll love me.
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In case you haven't noticed,
I'm kind of adorable.
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Oh, I've noticed.
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And it looks like Allison
Kelly has noticed, too.
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Keep walking, Ally.
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It's just like I imagined it would be.
Isn't it magical?
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Yeah, you can hardly tell we're in
conference room B of the Skokie Budget Inn.
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I love the smell of rhinestones,
the rustle of taffeta,
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the air thick with talcum powder, and the
ground damp with the tears of the losers.
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Look, girls!
It's our choreographers,
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Rocky and Cece
from Shake It Up, Chicago!
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Let's rehearse a little segment
called, "Chat with Rocky and Cece
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"while Gary faxes in his paperwork that
proves he was here all afternoon."
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Hi, girls. I have an
eight-year-old little brother
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and I would trade him in one minute for
any one of you adorable little pixies.
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Wow, that's a lot of hair
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and a lot of hair spray.
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Hi, sweetheart.
What's your name?
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I'm Sally Van Buren and Shake It Up Chicago!
is my favorite show,
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and you're my favorite dancer.
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Can I just say that you look even
prettier in real life than you do on TV?
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Not only can you say it, I'd like you
to record it for my new ringtone.
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Hey, what's your name?
I'm Rocky.
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I'm Eileen.
Can you do me a favor?
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Yeah. Sure. What is it?
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Get me out of here!
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Yeah, I'm not really that thrilled to be here, either.
My best friend made me.
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Well, my mom made me.
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She was a Little Cutie Queen.
So were both of my sisters.
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And if I don't do this, she won't let
me go out for the baseball team.
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You must be miserable.
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Yeah, but I found something
that entertains me. Watch.
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Oh, no!
We're out of mascara!
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Five, six, seven, eight. One, two, three, four.
Five, six, seven, eight.
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And move and dip, and jut out your hip.
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Ugh!
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What's wrong, Sally?
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I don't have any hips!
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Aw, don't be so sad.
In a couple of years you'll have a figure.
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You still don't have one.
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I have a figure.
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Yeah, if the figure is one.
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You know, you were a lot cuter when
all you did was smile and wave.
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Bye-bye.
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Come on, Gary.
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We brought them all to the Shake It
Up studio because you can't drive.
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I'm not going to sing it.
It's embarrassing.
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It's part of your community service.
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It's either sweet little girls
with too much makeup on
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or sweaty felons who make
knives out of toothbrushes.
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Hit it, Marco!
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♪ In the deepest partof fairyland
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♪ Where my little girl dreamscome true
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♪ I'll make a stopat the ice cream shop
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♪ And I'll get a scoop or two
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♪ I'll have charmI'll have
graceNot a zit on my face
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♪ I'll spreadmy little girl
magicAll over the place
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♪ I'm a beauty queenI'm a cutie queen
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♪ I'm a Little Cutie Queen ♪
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Hello, Mr. Garcia. I am Martin
Martinez, but you can call me Deuce.
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I am Don Rio, but you may call me
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Antonio Jimenez Ricardo
Esteban Octavio Jose Rosario
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Stefan Mitch Hector Shakira Garcia.
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Dina didn't tell me you were funny.
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I am not.
You are thinking of my brother,
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Juan Carlos Ernesto Pedro Paco
Pancho Emiliano Zapata Jay-Z Garcia.
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Wow.
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I'm afraid to ask you
what your sister's name is.
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Debby.
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Deuce, please sit down.
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These are my associates,
Izquierdo and Derecha.
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This means "left" and "right" in Spanish.
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Do I make you uncomfortable
when I speak Spanish?
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Well, actually, both my
parents are from Cuba...
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So you like to talk
about yourself, eh, Deuce?
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No, no, no, I was just saying...
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Deuce, you remind me of
myself when I was your age,
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only I was a magnificent young soldier,
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and you are
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all eyebrows and headphones
and cheap cologne.
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Gentlemen, you know what you have to do.
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No!
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Cologne him!
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How do you like it?
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I think I'd rather take a beating.
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Well, the day is young.
Now, onto the business at hand.
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Besides my precious Dina,
my favorite thing on Earth
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is my little piggy.
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Senorita...
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Senorita Maria Consuela Rosa
Santa Margarita de la Guardia.
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You may call her Pinkie.
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Two thousand dollars worth of cute.
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I want you to take her into your care.
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Here are my instructions.
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Do not let her out of your sight.
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Return her to me safe in three days
time and I will give you my blessing.
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You won't regret this,
Don Rio. I...
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Again, more about Deuce.
Be gone.
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You got Pinkie!
That's such a good sign!
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I have another reason why I dig you.
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What's that?
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Your family might be crazier than mine.
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Much better, Eileen.
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Oof, what a lox.
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Cece? Rocky?
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Yes, Sally?
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Me and the other girls can't stand Eileen,
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and we want your help to get
her out of the contest.
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Why? Are you afraid that she's gonna
steal the crown away from you?
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No, she's just not pageant people.
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She has knobby knees, bad
hair, she talks about sports,
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and dresses like a boy.
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Well, who are you, Little Miss Perfect?
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Actually, yes.
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I won that title six
months ago in Milwaukee.
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Wanna see my trophy?
It's bigger than you.
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Everything's bigger than her.
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Okay, Eileen isn't the
classic beauty contest type,
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but she's real and fun and cute,
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and she has just as much
right to be here as you.
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Fine, you don't want to let her down easy,
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then she'll go down hard.
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And trust me, this will end in tears.
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Well, what does she do for the talent part?
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Go out there and bite the
heads off live chickens?
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Those girls are terrible, mean, awful.
Just mean little girls.
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You wanna quit?
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Oh, no, not now baby.
Now I wanna win!
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Me, too.
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Oh, Eileen...
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Look, I did my own makeup!
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Did you save some for anyone else?
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♪ Shake it up ♪
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Okay. Now, the most important ingredient
in all pageantry is a winning smile.
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Like this.
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Now, let's see yours.
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Yowza.
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Why are you guys helping me?
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Well, she's living out
her fantasies through you,
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and I'm using you to make a feminist statement
about how shallow beauty pageants are.
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Can you say that in American?
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Oh, man, I love this girl.
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Okay. Let's start working
on our slow spin.
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Okay. All right.
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Now, watch how she turns around
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without ever taking her eyes
off of the judges.
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Okay, Eileen, it's your turn.
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I'm not done!
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Chew on that, shortstop.
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Oh, look, I'm so pretty.
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I can walk slow and turn in circles.
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Ooh!
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Okay, new approach.
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Well, Eileen, I know this all
seems sort of dumb. Important.
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And you probably feel a little silly.
Beautiful.
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But don't you want to prove
something to those pageant people?
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Make Sally Van Buren cry.
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Alright, fine, but you have to
buy me a new baseball mitt.
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Done.
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Okay, Thursday afternoon snack...
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Brussels sprouts, potato peels, coffee
grounds and a dollop of mayonnaise.
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Okay.
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Come on, Pinkie, eat something!
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Look at me. I'm a little piggy,
eating my little piggy snack.
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00:16:15,050 --> 00:16:16,850
Wow, that is surprisingly tasty.
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Deuce, slow down.
You're eating like a pig.
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And I'm loving it.
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Wow, you really do dig me.
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This is no time for jokes, Dina.
I'm freaking out. I didn't sleep all night.
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Our whole future depends on
that walking bag of bacon bits.
256
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So let me take her for one night.
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I can't.
Your dad said the pig was my...
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Relax, he'll never know.
I'll take care of everything.
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Thanks, Dina.
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Hey, do you think your mom could
make this into a burrito for me?
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There. You're perfect.
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I know you're gonna be the winner, Cece.
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Oh, did I say Cece?
I meant Eileen.
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Okay, we covered a lot of
ground in the past few days.
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So, tell us what we learned.
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"That pageantry is a farce imposed upon us
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"by a society with outdated
notions of femininity."
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Except for...
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"My mother, who had misguided
but well-meaning intentions."
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What?
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Can't go too crazy.
She needs a ride home.
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Where's Pinkie?
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Deuce I don't know how to say this, but I...
I... I...
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You ate her?
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If I ate her, at least I'd know
where she was. I lost her.
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You lost Senorita Maria Consuela
Rosa Santa Margarita de la Guardia?
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Her skin looked a little dry,
so I moisturized her.
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Then I took her for a walk,
she slipped her collar...
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You know how hard it is
to catch a greased pig.
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Oh, no, Dina, you've doomed us.
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Not only are we not going
to be Deuce and Dina,
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now it's gonna be Dina and
whatever- happened-to-Deuce...
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Nobody-ever-heard -
from-him-again.
284
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We'll just tell my dad I lost her.
At least he'll be mad at me, not you.
285
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Ah! Senor Martinez.
Did you get the cologne I sent you?
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Yes, thank you.
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Come let me smell you.
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Ah!
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Now you smell like a man angel.
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00:18:38,070 --> 00:18:40,030
But you know what I do not smell?
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Two thousand dollars worth
of treasured family pet.
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Where is my Pinkie?
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Pinkie is gone.
294
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You entrusted me with your
treasure and I failed you, sir.
295
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I'm sorry.
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I see.
297
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Let me ask you a question.
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Did you give Pinkie to anyone?
Even for a momentito?
299
00:19:13,970 --> 00:19:16,870
No, sir.
It was 100% percent my fault.
300
00:19:18,770 --> 00:19:20,070
Don't kill me.
301
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Kill you?
I'm not going to kill you.
302
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I'm going to
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kiss you!
304
00:19:30,550 --> 00:19:32,790
Wow. This is some
really good cologne!
305
00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:35,320
You have passed my test.
306
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But Pinkie's gone.
307
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No Deuce, Pinkie's right here.
308
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:45,630
You found her?
309
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I never lost her.
310
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You could have sold out my Dina,
311
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but instead you took all the
responsibility for yourself.
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Muy macho.
313
00:19:56,940 --> 00:19:59,740
You lied like a dog to protect me!
314
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Good lying is respected in my family.
315
00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:09,250
So this was a con? You put me through
all this and it was just one big con?
316
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Sorry?
317
00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:12,790
Sorry?
318
00:20:13,590 --> 00:20:17,000
It was beautiful!
You played me like a stooge,
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yanked my chain and drove me to Suckertown.
I love this family!
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Welcome, Deuce.
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00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:27,540
Let me take you out to lunch.
Where do you want to go?
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I don't know why,
but I'm thinking barbecue.
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She's so cute I want to eat her face.
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And this year'sLittle Cutie Queen is...
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Eileen Keller!
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No!
327
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I demand a recount!
328
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She was right.
It did end in tears.
329
00:21:12,590 --> 00:21:16,650
Put me down! That's not fair!
I should have won! No!
330
00:21:17,620 --> 00:21:22,160
Hey, yo! Stop your jibber-jabbing!
I got something to say.
331
00:21:23,030 --> 00:21:24,460
All right.
332
00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:27,830
It's time for the truth bombs to drop.
This is what makes it all worth it.
333
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This pageant is the best thing
that's ever happened to me!
334
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I feel so pretty and special!
335
00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:39,380
No! No! No, no! Beauty comes from within!
The cards, read the cards!
336
00:21:39,580 --> 00:21:45,680
I wish all the little girls could
feel as pretty as I do right now.
337
00:21:48,050 --> 00:21:50,320
That little diva just sold us out.
338
00:21:50,360 --> 00:21:52,320
Work it, Cece. Work it!
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I meant Eileen!
340
00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:07,600
And the winner of the 2005
Little Cutie Queen is
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Cece Jones!
342
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This is such an honor.
343
00:22:16,510 --> 00:22:18,510
Thank you so much.
I love you all.
344
00:22:21,780 --> 00:22:24,020
Cece, let's go.
It's enough already.
345
00:22:24,050 --> 00:22:26,650
Not now!
I'm doing my glamour walk.
346
00:22:27,250 --> 00:22:29,350
But your mom's waiting outside.
Lets' go.
347
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Fine!
348
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Thank you!
Thank you all!
349
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This is the happiest moment of my life!
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Ah-ha! Busted!
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Whoa, how did that get up there?
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