All language subtitles for Shake It Up s01e09

Look at us... getting ready
to dance on a tv show.

I know. It seems like just
yesterday we we little girls,

playing hopscotch
and hide-and-go-seek.

We're so sophisticated.

So mature.

Let's jump.

[Rap]

[Man rapping]

[ Selena Gomez ] Everybody, everybody

get out on the floor

it can get a little crazy

when the kick hits the floor

make a scene, make a scene

nobody can ignore

don't knock it till you rock it

we can't take it no more

bring the lights up

bust the doors down

dust yourself off

shake it up, shake it up

dj, set it off

take it up a notch

all together now

shake it up, shake it up

sh-sh-sh-shake it up

you gotta change it up

and when you've had enough

sh-sh-sh-shake it up

bring the lights up

bust the doors down

all together now

shake it up, shake it up

shake it up

Cece, why do you always
wait to the last minute

to finish your homework?

"And that's why Europe is
the best, best, best, best

best, best, best, best,

best, best, best, best continent of all.

There, I did it, 1,000 words.

Hey, we're cuttin' the
rest of the afternoon,

headin' over to the lake.

Wanna come with?

You're cutting class?
That's against the rules.

And if you get caught, it'll
go on your permanent record,

and then you won't get
into a good college,

and then you'll be stuck
working a drive-through window,

spending the rest of your days shouting,

"no! I didn't forget.
The straw's in the bag."

I don't know about you,
but I came here to learn.

Maybe you need to learn to have fun.

Bye, Cece.

Later, buzzkill.

That guy's such a loser.

I don't know.

I think he's kind of cute
in a bad-boy sort of way.

Yeah, I get that a lot.

Hey, have you guys seen the school blog?

They just posted a new story about
you two dancing on shake it up Chicago.

No way.

This is so unexpected.

Did they use the picture I submitted?

No, but listen to this.

"Cece Jones, with her fiery locks

"and a temperament to
match, is a daring wild child

who's uncontrollable, funky, and fun."

Wow, if the punctuation wasn't so
good, I'd swear I wrote this myself.

Yeah, this guys calls it like it is.

He once called me a
"colorful local character."

What?

That could be a compliment.

Ooh, what does it say about me?

"Rocky Blue is a dependable,
reliable, goody two-shoes,

"who holds the school's only
perfect attendance record.

"She even showed up
on a snow day last year

just to be sure no one
was learning without her."

Wow, that makes me sound boring,

but, uh, perfect attendance at school...

Isn't that...

You're not boring.

You're just boring compared to Cece.

I'm going to go be
colorful somewhere else.

So it's true?

I'm a buzzkill?

Rocky, it's not a bad thing.

It's why our friendship works so well.

I'm the ocean...

Wild, free, unpredictable...

And you're the sand...

Grounded, always there.

Great. Something you
bring home in your sneakers

that you have to shake out.

Not just your sneakers.

Sometimes sand winds
up on your butt cheeks.

Really got to learn to
quit while I'm ahead.

You know, you don't have to be here.

I'm eight years old.

I don't need a babysitter.

I remember when I was your age.

I felt the same way, but,
trust me, first sign of trouble,

you'll be happy to have
a mature grown-up around.

- Monster?
- M-m-m-m...

- Madonna?
- M-m-m...

Come on, give me a clue.
What's the second letter?

M- m-m-mouse!

Oh, man,

I should've known Madonna
wasn't in the cabinet.

Dude, either get down from
there or put on a skirt.

So can anyone tell us a major
Italian city west of Venice?

Ooh! Ooh! I know.

It's Milan.

That's right, Cece.

How did you know that?

Please, Milan is the
fashion center of the world.

It's where they make
the designer handbag

that this cheap one
was knocked off from.

It's a Grucci.

Oh, class, you know
our new vice principal,

Ms. Winslow.

What brings you here?

I'm sorry. I'm still
trying to learn my way around.

I was actually looking for the loo.

Oh, that's the one in the back.
Hey, Lou! Wake up!

Cece, she's clearly from Great Britain.

"Loo" means bathroom there.

Lou, your name is "bathroom."

Don't ever go to England.

- And who might you be?
- I'm Cece Jones.

Ah, yes, I've been reading your file.

I should be done...

Sometime in the spring.

Yes, it's me, the controllable,
funky, and fun feature dancer

on shake it up Chicago.

Oh, yeah!

Oh, so you think you can dance.

Oh, she can dance.

She's amazing.

Okay, and you are?

Rocky Blue.

Ah, yes, I've been reading your file.

Smashing.

You are the only student with
a perfect record of attendance.

You should be incredibly proud
of your stellar achievements.

Oh, is that right, governor?

Well, bonny for me.

- Excuse me?
- Oh, sorry, love,

didn't mean to get your
knickers in a tweeze.

Rocky...

Enough.

Oh, no, I'm just getting started.

And congratulations on
your stellar accomplishment

of having the shortest skirt
ever on a vice principal.

Rocky Blue, you have detention.

It'll give you plenty of time
to work on your accent.

And, for the record,

I'm British,

not a pirate.

The whole
secret to mouse hunting

is patience.

Now, just relax and keep
your eyes on the trap.

Squeak, squeak.

That was good.
You almost got me.

Hm, that's weird.

I don't remember getting
chocolate sprinkles on my cupcake.

Uh, those aren't sprinkles.

It's mouse poop.

I probably should've said
something before you took a bite.

My bad.

Hm.

Five more minutes, mom.

Miss Jones, detention
is not an opportunity

for you to catch up on your sleep.

Uh, no, I'm not catching up.

I'm getting ahead so I
can stay up late tonight.

Hey, can I get out of detention?

***

I gotta chase them all
day for their lunch money.

Frankie, you are so bad.

Hey, no one calls me "Frankie" anymore.

I'm the complication.

Why do they call you that?

Eh, it's complicated.

Hey, if you're so good, why
are you always in detention?

Oh, please, a couple of tardies,
some late homework,

lost books, food fights,

general "lippiness."

Oh, my gosh,

I'm a hot mess.

Hey, aren't we supposed to
have a newbie here this morning?

Where's your friend Rocky?

She'll be here,

but it's her first time,
so take it easy on her.

She's probably going to be

scared, shy, and quietly
sobbing into her math book.

Huh.

For a vegetarian, that
sure is a lot of leather.

Rocky, what happened?

Were you mugged by bikers

and they made you
switch clothes with them?

Well, the complication
thinks you look totally hot.

That's what I was going for.

Well, the teacher who got stuck
supervising detention again

thinks you look totally late.

Ah, well, would've been here earlier,

but I was too busy not caring.

Miss Blue, exactly what
are you rebelling against?

Hm, I don't know. Whatta ya got?

"Whatta ya got."

Rocky, what has gotten into you?

Little more ocean, a little less sand.

You're in my seat.

Yeah, move it!

Ca-caw!
Ca-caw!

So what's the plan...

The mouse is going to see me,
think I'm his cousin,

and jump into the net?

Yeah, maybe, I don't know.

I'm not thinking straight.
He pooped on my cupcake.

There will be a reckoning.
I will have my vengeance!

But when we catch it, I
still can't touch it, okay?

You know what? I'm bored.
I'm going to my room and play.

Play? Your home has been invaded
by filthy, disgusting rodent vermin,

and you want play?

You make me sick.

I can live with that.

Uh, where are you going?

The library's this way.

And that's why I'm going thatta way.

I'm meeting up with the complication.

His name is Frankie, and he's about
as complicated as a hotdog bun.

Now, we have to go to the library

because we have a ton of homework to do.

You know how you deal
with a ton of homework?

You don't do it.

Who are you?

The Rock.

Yeah, that name's already taken.

Well, for the first time,

I don't feel like that goodie two-shoes
that they talked about on the blog.

Hey, I'm sick of being the sand.

But if you take sand and
press it really, really hard,

you get a... diamond.

Cece, that's coal.

Okay, you say it is. I say it isn't.

Let's go to the library and find out.

If my mom asks,

tell her I'm at the library...

Or don't.

The Rock doesn't care.

How cool am I?

I'll get you, my pretty,

and your little dog, too.

What's up?

Where were you? I've been
texting you for hours.

Oh, I was at the library.

Oh, wait, you knew I wasn't there.

So where's your mom?

She's working late.

That's what I was hoping you'd say.

Come on in, everybody.

Everybody?

Uh, Rock what do you think you're doing?

I'm throwing you a surprise party.

Surprise!

What's up, Cece? Nice face.

It's totally metal!

Yeah, and thanks for
putting out the dip.

[Metal]

Hey, turn that thing down.
My little brother's asleep.

You're having a party,

and you didn't invite me?

Nobody's having a party. Go back to bed.

Whoa, it's the complication.

How do you know he's the complication?

It's complicated.

When did you become cool
enough to hang out with him?

She's not. I am.

Yeah, right.

Go back top bed, and this
whole thing was a dream.

Rocky, you have to do something.
This is out of control.

Chill out, grandma.
Why you acting like this?

Because that is how we work.

One of us acts like this, and
then the other one acts like that,

and if you're acting like that,
then I'm forced to act like this.

Get your feet off the furniture.
Were you raised in a barn?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, watch that glass.

Those coasters are there for a reason.

And you, get a haircut.

You look like a hoodlum.

That's it! Everybody out.

Now!

Go!

Fine. This party was
totally lame anyway.

I was just thinking the same thing.

Later, buzzkill.

I am Cece Jones. I am not the buzzkill!

Okay, maybe I am.

You missed a good time last night.

The complication and
I snuck into the school

and bubble wrapped vice
principal Winslow's office,

every inch of it,

every book, every pencil,

it was totally... metal!

That's not metal.

That's mental.

Do you realize how much
trouble you could get into?

Only if I get caught.

Bucky Blue
to the vice principal's office.

And you got caught.

What are you going to do, the Rock?

Nothing.

They're just going to
stick me in detention again.

Big whoop.

Actually, huge whoop. I heard
Frankie just got suspended.

Finally an actual complication.

Rocky Blue to my office now!

Okay, don't panic.
There's a way out of this.

Go to the bus station. There's a
key taped under the soda machine.

It opens locker 6774-b.

Inside that locker, you'll find
a fake passport and 400 pesos.

Make your way to Costa Rica
and find my cousin Zuzu.

He'll get you a job as an apprentice
in a wicker-furniture factory.

And remember, from this moment forward,

your name is Carlos Esperanza.

Good luck.

What are we going to do?

Nothing. I did the crime,
and now I'll do the time.

Three days off from school
sounds pretty good to me.

I don't think you're getting this.

If you get suspended,

you can't come to school,

and if you can't come to school...

Then there goes my
perfect attendance record,

all those years of only
eating healthy foods

just to boost my immune system,

setting three alarm clocks every night,

missing Nana's funeral.

All for nothing.

Interesting.

I didn't think the Rock would care
so much about perfect attendance.

Well, the Rock doesn't,

but Rocky does.

- So does that mean you're back?
- Yeah.

Oh, thank goodness.

Can you do my Spanish homework?

Enter.

You wanted to see me, Ms. Winslow?

Take a seat, Rocky.

Wow, I love what you've
done with the office.

I know you were part of the group
that broke in here and did all this.

It's called breaking and
entering and vandalism.

Um, I... well, you see, I... well, um...

Cece Jones for the defense, your honor.

Uh, Cece, what are you doing?

Saving your butt. My card.

This is a gift certificate
to the olive pit.

Oh, is it?

Wow, I suppose the holder of that
card can get a pretty swanky lunch,

and we can all walk out of here and
forget this ever happened.

Cece, this is no concern of yours.

Actually, I am very concerned

that you're interrogating a minor
without her attorney present.

- You are not an attorney...
- Objection!

I have some pertinent information
that will blow this case wide open.

You've got one minute.

Thank you, your honor.

I now call to the stand,
my star witness,

miss Cece Jones.

Cece, stop before you get
us both kicked out of school.

Miss Jones, where were you last night?

I refuse to answer under the grounds
that I may incriminate myself.

Answer the question.
Answer the question!

Fine. I snuck into the school and
bubble wrapped Ms. Winslow's office.

I knew it was you.

You've been nothing but trouble
since the day you were born.

Stop it! Stop it! You leave her alone!

Question withdrawn.

Miss Jones, can you point to the
person who begged you not to do it?

She's right over there, Rocky Blue.

Cece, enough.

First of all, you watch
way too much judge Judy.

Second of all,

if you want to take
responsibility for all this,

fine, but you do realize
you're getting suspended.

Cece, I can't let you do this.

It wasn't her. It was me.

That stupid blog said I
was a goodie two-shoes,

and I went kind of overboard
trying to prove that I wasn't,

but I am,

and I'm okay with that,

and I'm so okay with any punishment
that you decide to give me.

Objection! She's changing her plea
to not guilty by reason of insanity.

All right, Rocky.

This is the first time you've messed up,

so I'm not going to suspend you,

and your perfect attendance
record will remain intact.

Thank you, Ms. Winslow.

You won't be sorry.

Thank you so much.

You didn't let me finish.

You will also be in detention
every morning for the next month,

and the two of you

will clean up this office

while I take an early lunch

at the olive pit.

Hold everything! It wasn't her.
It was me. I did it. I take full blame.

Hey, what happened in here?

shake it up

I got it! I got it! I got it!

Nice job. Now you can
have your vengeance.

What are you going to do to him?

I know just what I'm going to...

Aw...

Look at his little nose.

I think he's smiling at me.

He's actually kind of adorable.

I'm going to keep him
and name him Rooney.

You can make a man, man up,
but you can't make him a man.

Hello, Rooney.

I'm your Uncle Deuce.

Yes, I am.

sh-sh-sh-shake it up

shake it up

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