All language subtitles for Shake It Up s01e08 .eng

Hey, knock it off!

Some of us still like naps.

Two, three, four!

Well, it's only fair to tell you that
five minutes ago I called the cops.

Suckers!

[ Selena Gomez ] Everybody, everybody

Get out on the floor

It can get a little crazy

When the kick hits the floor

Make a scene, make a scene

Nobody can ignore

Don't knock it till you rock it

We can't take it no more

Bring the lights up

Bust the doors down

Dust yourself off

Shake it up, shake it up

DJ, set it off

Take it up a notch

All together now

Shake it up, shake it up

Sh-sh-sh-shake it up

You gotta change it up

And when you've had enough

Sh-sh-sh-shake it up

Bring the lights up

Bust the doors down

All together now

Shake it up, shake it up

Shake it up

I wonder if anyone saw us on
Shake It Up, Chicago Saturday.

[cheering]

I'd say they did.

Is this all for us?

It's a miracle.

I don't hate school anymore.

Make way, make way. I need
a two-shot of the stars.

Deuce, what are you doing?

I'm making a documentary
for my video class.

No pressure, but it's half my grade,

and if you guys are lame,
I'm looking at summer school.

Their climb to the lofty heights
of stardom was meteoric.

Imagine these two young losers...

pathetic,

shabby, unwashed nobodies one day,

and local superstars the next.

- How does it feel?
- How does this feel?

Ow!

Good morning, John Hughes High.

This is Ty Blue with
your pre-homeroom report.

First up, a special shout-out
to my own sister, Rocky Blue,

who's now on Shake It Up, Chicago

with her unbelievably
talented BFF, CeCe Jones.

How much did that cost you?

Ten bucks, but it was worth it.

I checked out lunch
today, and, uh... psst...

it seems to be fried seahorses again.

Bon appetit.

- Hey, you two.
- [gasps] Oi, mamacita!

- It's the cool kids.
- And they're coming over here.

Hey, I'm Joshua.

Saw you on Shake It Up.

You wanna sit at our
table at lunch today?

- Yes!
- No.

- Yes.
- No.

- Yes, yes.
- No.

- Yes.
- No.

Before we were dancing on TV,

the only times you guys looked at us
was to copy off our homework.

So we'll just have lunch with
our lonely, pathetic loser friends

just like we always do.

What about tomorrow?

Oh, we're definitely free tomorrow.

[sighs]

And so, our rocket ship
to superstardom takes off.

First, lunch with the cool kids.

Next, we'll be throwing our
cell phones at our assistants.

No, CeCe. Promise me
we won't ever go all diva.

Not all diva.

Maybe just a little tiny bit diva.

Fine. We're never going all diva.

Slap swear?

Slap swear.

[both] Ohh!

Sometimes I miss the pinky swear.

Hey.

[snaps fingers] Whoo!

My name's Ty Blue. Friend me.

So wait.

Girls like guys who dance?

What do you care?

Uh, no reason.

Oh, I get it.

Little dude's got a crush
on a little dudette.

Back off. That takes
two hours in the morning.

All right, all right.

So does this little dudette have a name?

Destiny.

She is hot.

I think.

Well, do you share you
cookies and milk at snack time?

In eight years, I'm gonna punch
the poop out of you.

I'm just kidding.

You like this girl?

Well, I'm gonna show you a
move the ladies will love.

Come on.

Watch me. Then you try.

[snaps fingers] Go.

I'm going to die alone.

Hey, guys, let's take
it again from the top.

Five, six, seven, eight.

[dance]

This is all we get to do?
Doo doo doo doo

Seriously?

Better than dancing
alone in the ladies' room.

We had more to do at
kindergarten graduation,

and I was dressed as a zucchini.

What's the matter, girls?

Did you think you were going
to be the big stars of the show?

Gunther and Tinka are willing
to "doo doo" all day long.

Okay, take five.

- I'll take care of it.
- That's what I'm afraid of.

Hi. We haven't met yet.
I'm CeCe, and this is Rocky.

We're the new dancers.

- And you are?
- Eddie.

And your last name?

Quit bothering me.

Oh, interesting name.

Eddie, there's been a little mistake.

I don't think Gary
Wilde would be thrilled

that our talent is being
wasted in the back.

Just tell us who we can talk
to about this little issue.

Well, I'll tell you
who you can't talk to.

Me, or any of the other Wilde things.

We are the lead dancers.

You're just the background dancers.

Got it. Do we have a cool nickname?

The Rear Ends.

I don't suppose you'd think about
changing that to the Falcons?

If you don't mind, I'm
gonna go to my dressing room.

Oh, cool. Do we get dressing rooms?

Right here.

We get hooks.

What if we have to change
clothes and boys are around?

Oh, come on. We're dancers.

There's no shame here. Our
bodies are our instruments.

Yeah, well, my banjo
prefers to stay in its case.

All right, kid. Show me what you got.

One, two. One, two, three.

- Whoo!
- Hey!

Good job, little dude. But stop now.

You don't wanna pull something
you might need later.

Yeah. It's always sad

when students surpasses the master.

You do know you fit in
this garbage can, right?

Hey.

[wolf whistles, chuckles]

What was that about?

- Just getting her attention.
- Oh, no.

You're not going anywhere
till you teach me that.

It's easy. You just put
your fingers in your mouth

and blow.

[wolf whistle]

You give it a shot.

[chuckles]

All right, little dude.

The first thing you need to learn

is if you do that again, I'll kill you.

[snaps fingers]

Gary, we need to talk to you.

She means, "Gary, can
we please talk to you?"

Of course. I always have time
to listen to my little Rear Ends.

The Wilde Things have
this ridiculous idea

that we're supposed to stand
behind them and be doo-doo girls.

"Doo-doo girls"?

You know.
Doo doo doo doo

Oh, and we don't have dressing rooms.

We have... hooks.

Wow.

Looks like I need to have
a little talk with someone.

Thank you, Gary. See, Rocky?

If you don't ask for what
you want, you don't get it.

- Cop a squat.
- [both] Oh.

Looks like you two starlets
are a little short on humility.

I'll have you know there was a girl

who danced here ten years ago
who used the same hook as you do,

and today she's one of the biggest
music stars in all of show business.

Lady Gaga?

Okay.

Look, Coco, Ricki, I like you.

If I didn't, I wouldn't have even
bothered to remember your names.

You didn't.

It's CeCe and Rocky.

I don't think so.

Nice work, CeCe.

Just when we thought we were somebodies
we are back to being nobodies.

They were at the top of the world,

then bang!

Doo-doo girls.

Look, I think I reacted the way
any normal person would have

if they were given a hook.

Thank you for the
hook, Gary. We love it.

Look. I crocheted a hook cover.

Like I said, any normal person.

We can't afford this many people, Gary.

You have to get rid of two.

Well, it's not a very
difficult decision.

I mean, you know what they say:

- Last hired, first fired.
- Ohh...

Come on, come on.

Just chillax, Rocky.

This will all blow over by tomorrow.

There's something I want you to look
at, and you're not gonna like it.

It's not your infected toe again, is it?

No, but if you wanna see
that, it's really ripe. Just...

Oh, come on, Deuce. Sometime today.

All right. Just don't shoot the meenger.

Also, don't kick him, slap him,
or poke him with a sharp stick.

We can't afford this many people, Gary.

You gotta get rid of two.

Well, it's not a very
difficult decision.

I mean, you know what they say:

- Last hired, first fired.
- Ohh...

[together] What?

I'm really sorry, but I
thought you should know.

I can't believe he's firing us.

- We don't know that.
- "Last hired, first fired."

We were the last hired.

Well, technically, you
were the last hired.

What?

- What's up?
- [wolf whistle]

- Oh, oh, right there.
- [wolf whistle]

You're getting good at this.

[wolf whistle]

Oh!

Yeah.

I think you've got that down now.

Okay. Can you help me
with one last thing?

I try to talk to Destiny, but
every time I do, I get scared,

freeze up,

and pee a little.

Little dude,

the secret to talk to a girl
is to listen to them talk,

then pretend to care.

How do you do that?

Mostly, you nod and say things like,

"Uh-huh. I hear you. Tell me more.

That must've been terrible."

So what if I really care
about what she's saying

and think it's important?

Then you're a girl.

I hope Gary likes chocolate.

Enjoy the vanilla cake, Gary.

We know it's your favorite.

This is so cool. I've never
seen my face on frosting.

Thanks, Gustav and Twinkie.

- Actually, I'm Gunther.
- And I'm Tinka.

[together] And we are the Hessenheffers!

I don't think so.

Wow. [chuckles]

I have never seen bigger
butt-kissers than the two of you.

- Really? You should meet our papa.
- Mm-hmm.

So, how'd you find out that
someone's getting fired?

We know nothing of such a thing.

Then why are you kissing Gary's butt?

We always kiss tushy.

We have a saying in our country:

You can't get to the top
unless you kiss the bottom.

Ridiculous, Cy. Cleaning staff
has been on strike for two weeks.

I mean, you should see my
dressing room. It's a pigsty.

Nothing I can do.

And by the way, my name isn't Cy,

it's Sid.

I don't think so.

Oh, Gary, we will clean
your dressing room.

- Please, please, please?
- That's what I like about you two.

You're go-getters. And could you
do something about this dance floor?

- There's schmutz everywhere.
- [snaps fingers]

We're go-getters, too.
We'll clean off the schmutz.

Whatever schmutz is.

Great. You do that.

So, you ready to clean this dirty floor?

Show me a sponge, baby.

Show me a sponge.

Oh, there's Destiny.

Whoa, little dude.

You left out one tiny
detail about Destiny.

Didn't I mention she's blonde?

No, you skipped that.

Hey, did you also notice
she's twice your age?

I'll take it from here.

Back off, you wretch. I called dibs.

[wolf whistle]

What do you want, Flynn?

I was wondering if you wanted
to come upstairs for a video game

and a...

[clicks teeth] Fudge pop.

Not in the mood.

My cat's sick, my mom's on my case,

and the last thing I need is
some little kid bugging me.

Uh-huh. Tell me more.

Really?

Okay, well,

it's mostly my mom.

She just has a way of
making everything about her.

I hear you.

That must be terrible.

Go on.

And don't even get me
started about my brother.

He's been going through
all of this stuff...

Man, I'm some kind of freaky genius.

Oh, this is going well.

We should be done by our senior prom.

Hey, where'd you guys
get the cleaning supplies?

Down the hall, turn right,

then look for the room we've
emptied of all cleaning supplies.

[both laughing]

Well, what are we supposed to use?

Here, pitiful ones.

Floor wax. Fetch.

I got it. Come on.

Ever feel like they're winning?

Oh.

Now we have floor wax, but
we still don't have a mop.

Oh, really?

I think I'm looking at one.

On your back, Red.

I'm not loving this.

You're loving getting fired more?

No. Mop me, baby.

Whoo! The schmutz is coming right up!

You know what else is coming right up?

My gym pants up my butt!

I'm starting...

to think...

this plan...

wasn't very well thought out.

Actually, I think the
plan is going very well.

You're enjoying this
a little, aren't you?

No. I'm enjoying it a lot.

[yelling]

[grunts]

More floor wax.

[grunts]

[coughing]

Thanks. The chemicals in this cleaner

really takes the edge off the
concussion you just gave me.

Getting dizzy.

If you don't stop now,
you'll be cleaning up hurl!

We are finished in Gary's dressing room.

- And you can eat off his floor.
- Which we did.

- Gunther brought hummus.
- Mmm, hummus.

What are you doing?

I'm using CeCe as a dust mop.

Ah.

We always know CeCe
was a dirty, dirty girl.

Yeah, well, we waxed
this dance floor so shiny

that Gary will be able
to see himself in it.

And you know how Gary
likes to see himself.

Didn't anyone ever tell you,
"Don't wax a dance floor"?

Hey, my dressing room looks... [yelling]

No. Nobody told us that.

Are you ready for our last show ever?

- No.
- Me, neither.

[scoffs] It's all my fault.

- I acted like a dumb diva.
- Hmm.

I hope you're not
looking for an argument.

No. I knew I blew it for us.

I always blow it for us, don't I?

No. I mean, most of the time, you're
the one who makes things happen.

No, I don't.

Who got us on the show
in the first place?

That would be me.

And who got us kicked off the show?

That would be me.

See? You always make things happen.

I'm really sorry, Rocky.

It's okay. So, what's your plan?

I don't have a plan.

Oh, come on. You always have a plan.

Well, I do have an idea.

[Announcer] Here's your host, Gary Wilde!

- Hello, Chicago!
- [cheering]

These are the hottest dancers,
he's spinning the hottest music,

and I'm Gary Wilde, and this...
[stops]

- is Shake It Up, Chicago!
- [cheering]

This is for the boys,
everybody make a noise

'Cause the party of the year
is happening right here

I'll be riding down the lights

That are flashing behind a fellow

In my girly green tights

That he wants to say hello to

His face was all red

And the mascara is blue

He said, "Aren't you the"...

- Ready?
- Let's do this.

Now, Deuce!

The black cable goes to the yellow.
The blue goes to the orange.

Now, this is either gonna work

or blow us up.

[electricity arcs]
Beat is on fire

Burnin' up, it's hot

Gonna get this party tonight

It's so fly, let's rock

Call up on the radio

Put your hands up, all the way up

Turn it up, gonna hear it

Pump it up, beat is on fire

Put your hands up, all the way up

Turn it up

- [ends]
- [applause, cheers]

Okay, we'll be right back.

Who knows? Perhaps we'll
have more surprises.

Or less dancers.

[buzzer buzzes]

[huffs]

You wanna explain exactly what
you two were doing up here?

Showing you what you're
gonna miss after you fire us.

No, you're not gonna fire us.

You know why? Because we quit.

Who said anything about firing you?

Who said anything about quitting?

We overheard you say
you're gonna fire somebody.

Yeah. I am.

The guy that gets me coffee and the
guy who puts cream cheese on my bagel.

[together] Ohh.

You will be missed.

In that case, never mind.
Forget we ever said anything.

Come on, Rocky. Let's get to
the background where we belong.

Step out of line again, and you'll
be joining the cream cheese guys.

Yes, sir. You'll be seeing two
Rear Ends dancing their tushies off.

But remember, if you change your mind
and decide to fire us,

I'm Gunther.

- And I am Tinka.
- And we are...

[together] The Hessenheffers!

[dance]

Turn it up, gonna hear it

Pump it up, beat is on fire

Burnin' up, it's hot

Gonna get this party tonight

And then my dad made
me visit my grandmother,

and it was so boring.

Uh-huh. I hear you.

That must be terrible.

Oh, hey, little dude.

Really little dude.

I hope you don't mind.

I've been in my room playing
guitar and writing poetry.

I just need a little exercise.

Wow. You're really good.

Uh-huh. I hear you.
That must be terrible.

Hoo!

- Mm-hmm.
- [Destiny chuckles]

You think that's good?

Watch this.

Ow! Ow! Ow, my ankle.

You poor thing. Here.
Let me help you upstairs.

See you later, sucker.

Sh-sh-sh-shake it up.
Shake it up

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