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...You just saw now are
of the hottest dancers in town
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on Shake It Up Chicago.
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Thanks for joining us,
and as the French say,
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see you next week!
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Do you smell that?
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Yeah, someone really stinks.
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It's you.
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No, it's you.
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It's pay day.
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Ha-ha, jump.
Jump like you're dolphins
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and I have
a bucket of sardines.
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Wow, we get to be on TV,
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and they pay us.
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Now if they just paid us
to go to school...
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Oh. Hey, what are you guys
going to do with your money?
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What we always do-
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buy golden shoes
and fancy pants.
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It's called
"investing in yourself. "
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Ka-ching.
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And this is our Shake It Up
Chicago stage.
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We've been shooting here
for the last 11 years,
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and right over there
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are our two newest
backup dancers,
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Rocky and CeCe.
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Oh.
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Do they have Shake It Up
in your land?
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Yeah, our "land" is Pittsburgh.
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Oh, Aloha.
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So you're the new girls, huh?
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Yeah.
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Well, me and my friends
dance a little.
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Maybe you guys can give us
some pointers.
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Sure, but I have to warn you.
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We're a little advanced.
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But we'll see
what you kids got.
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Hey, Marco,
drop something hot.
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Synced and Edited By KesemB
www.addic7ed.com
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So, what do you guys think?
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Nah.
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Who's ready for a pedi party?
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Me!
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Sorry, Elvis,
but it's that time again.
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Uh-oh, I see clouds rolling in.
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That means it's time for...
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Rain!
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Whoo!
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Mom! They're doing it again!
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All right, girls, girls, hey.
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This is completely
inappropriate.
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You have to let
your mommy go first.
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Money! Money!
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Am I the only mature one
in this family?
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Money, money, money, money,
money, money... mwah.
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Okay, as fun as this is,
there's a voice in my head
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telling me I'm not being
a responsible parent.
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It's not a voice.
It's me!
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Okay, time for Fun Mom to go.
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Oh, wow, Fun Mom was here
for, like, 20 seconds.
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It's a new record.
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I know.
We all like Fun Mom.
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Of course,
she's incredibly cool,
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and still hot at 29.
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What?
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But Practical Mom is raising
two kids on her own,
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and if she wasn't around
most of the time,
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we'd be living
in a box under a bridge.
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Whoa. That would be so cool.
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Yeah? There's
no cable in a box.
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Hey, you know what? You guys
have a decent amount of money.
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I think it's time
you both open bank accounts.
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Try the bank on Sixth Street.
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That one hardly ever
gets robbed.
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Love you.
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Love you.
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Flynn, cough it up.
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Fine.
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Wow, this is my first time
in a bank.
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Not me. I've been in here
a couple of times to pee.
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Excuse me, sir. We'd like to
open our first bank account.
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First timers?
Hurray!
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Sit. Sit.
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I'm Phil.
Have a complementary pen.
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Oh, thank you, Phil.
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Entering the world of finance.
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How exciting.
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I know banks have gotten
a bad rap lately.
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Here, have a mouse pad.
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I'm not just going to be
your banker.
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I'm going to be your friend.
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And you know what friends do?
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They give each other
free desk calendars.
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Well, we feel terrible. I mean,
we didn't bring anything for you.
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Shh. You brought me
your business,
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the greatest gift
anyone can give me.
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I'll just need to see some ID.
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Okay. Here you go.
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Ah, thank you, Raquel.
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You know that's my name,
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so why do you have to laugh
every time you hear it?
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Oh, don't be so sensitive.
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And now, Cecilia.
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Ow.
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Excellent.
And where's your deposit?
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Oh.
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Wow, there's
about $300 here.
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I bet I know
the combination.
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Elvis has left the building.
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From now on,
when you need money,
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you will use these.
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Pow.
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Debit cards!
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Yep, there's about $300
in here.
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Now, remember,
these aren't toys.
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You should be mature
and responsible.
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Absolutely. Just one question.
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Yes?
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How do we get to the mall
from here?
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Hey, look.
Bag ladies.
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That's a lot of bag
and not a lot of lady.
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Yeah.
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We just cleaned out everything
cool at the thrift store
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With our brand new...
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Debit cards.
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Debit cards, debit cards.
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Debba, debba, debba,
debit cards.
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What I'm sensing is
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you got debit cards.
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Wait a minute.
You put your money in a bank?
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You could've given it
to my uncle Poncho.
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He makes money.
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Make- How does he do that?
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With a machine,
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in his basement.
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Okay, how cute is this?
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How cute is this?
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How cute are we?
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You know what
would be really cute?
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If you got some stuff for us.
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Yeah, I'm seeing
a lot of bags.
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Which one has our name on it?
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Oh, that would be the one
right over nowhere.
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Wow,
talk about selfish.
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What are you talking about?
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Why should we buy stuff
for you guys?
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Well, I don't know.
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If I was lucky enough to have
a little extra cash,
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I'd spend some on my friends.
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Yeah, it would be
the nice thing to do,
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especially for your brother.
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He's right.
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That would've been
the nice thing to do.
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Well, congratulations,
you guys.
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You've completely ruined
the surprise.
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And what a surprise it was.
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What was the surprise?
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We were planning to take you
to a fabulous lunch.
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This Saturday, before the show,
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we're going to take you
to your favorite restaurant.
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The Olive Pit?
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No, The Arm Pit.
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Of course, The Olive Pit.
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There's no other pit
we take you to.
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And you haven't noticed?
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We're the most generous girls
you know.
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Wow, thanks.
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Sorry about calling you cheap,
selfish jerks.
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You didn't call us that.
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No, but I was thinking it.
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Thank you. Oh, and, uh,
keep the bread sticks coming.
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Ooh, a whole dollar.
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I'll be back to take your order
if I don't retire first.
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Hey, CeCe, who'd you get
to watch your little brother?
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Oh, I hired the best
babysitters money can buy.
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I am Gunther.
And I am Tinka.
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And we're here to sit you,
baby.
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You guys aren't from here,
are you?
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We're from foreign land
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where you'd already be
working in a factory.
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Well, Gunther and Tinkle,
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in America, the babysitters
serve the kid.
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Let's talk food.
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Which one of you can bake?
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Oh, that would be me.
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Big shock.
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Remember, it's your day,
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so if you're torn between
ordering two things,
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order them both
and take one home.
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We have to dance
in a little while,
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so we have to eat light,
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but you guys can have
whatever you want
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because we have...
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Debit cards.
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Debit cards.
Debba, debba, debba...
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debit cards!
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Oh, I have to take this.
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It's Phil.
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Our banker.
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Hey, Phil, what's shaking?
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The name is Mr. Stutts.
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And nothing is shaking
at all, Cecilia.
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Your accounts are overdrawn.
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As of this moment
your cards are frozen,
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and I am rejecting
your friend request.
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What? Phil,
you sound like a banker.
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What happened to being
our buddy?
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Till you put some more money
in that account,
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we are no longer BFS,
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and I want my mouse pad back.
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A moment, please.
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Ow, hair, ow, hair,
ow, hair, what?
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Our accounts are overdrawn, our cards
are cut off, and we can't pay for lunch,
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but on the upside...
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Yeah, I got nothing.
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Well, CeCe,
we have to tell them.
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To CeCe and Rocky,
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the most generous
and thoughtful girls we know.
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Yeah.
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Well, we promised
the guys a surprise.
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Surprise.
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Together we only have $16.
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Be cool.
We can pull this off
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as long as
we don't eat anything
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and push the guys
towards the cheap food.
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Right. I'll be climbing
out the lady's room window,
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so tell me how your plan
works out.
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Hey, Ty.
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Hey. I believe everyone knows
my date, Tasha Brooks.
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You brought a date?
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I assumed my invite was
plus one.
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Not cool, man.
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Yeah, tell me about it.
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You bring a date
when I'm playing solo?
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I look like a dingle
who can't get a girl.
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You are a dingle
that can't get a girl.
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Oh, oh, you know what I hear
is delicious?
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The unlimited salad bar
for 3.99.
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I checked.
There's garbanzo beans.
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Don't worry about that, sis.
We ordered already.
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What?
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Yeah, Caesar's Feast,
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the four-course,
belly-busting tour of Italy.
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How much does that cost?
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Only 19.95 a person.
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Are you kidding me?
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For that we could fly
to Italy.
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Can I get the veal "parmeezian"
for my mom
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when she picks me up?
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I think it's pronounced
"parmejan"
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You don't know what you talking
about. She's part Italian.
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Anything you want, Tasha,
it's on CeCe and my sister...
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The most generous girls we know.
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How was my strudel?
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Flakey, nutty,
gooey in the middle,
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kind of like you guys.
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This one is adorable.
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There is no way he can be
related to... the other one.
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What is this mess?
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Laundry that needs to be folded.
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I'd do it,
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but in America,
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that's something
the babysitters do
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while the kids watch TV.
263
00:13:54,006 --> 00:13:57,775
Wow, this is a lot of work
for $8 an hour.
264
00:13:57,810 --> 00:13:59,377
You mean four.
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In America, the kid gets half.
266
00:14:01,680 --> 00:14:03,648
Ah.
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00:14:03,682 --> 00:14:04,982
We are learning
so much today.
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Yah.
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00:14:06,985 --> 00:14:08,920
Psst.
Excuse me.
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00:14:11,123 --> 00:14:13,491
We're saved.
I climbed in the dumpster.
271
00:14:13,525 --> 00:14:15,159
I found a roach.
272
00:14:15,194 --> 00:14:16,627
Shh.
273
00:14:18,897 --> 00:14:20,631
Okay, I'm going to put this
on our plate and scream
274
00:14:20,666 --> 00:14:22,166
and demand we get our meals
for free.
275
00:14:22,201 --> 00:14:24,969
Nice plan.
High five.
276
00:14:25,003 --> 00:14:25,937
Ooh, never mind.
277
00:14:32,878 --> 00:14:36,047
That's disgusting!
Look what's on my plate.
278
00:14:36,081 --> 00:14:39,083
It's called veal parmesan.
279
00:14:39,118 --> 00:14:40,551
Excuse me, ma'am,
280
00:14:40,586 --> 00:14:43,054
it's pronounced "parmeezian. "
281
00:14:43,088 --> 00:14:46,357
Wow. Pretty and smart.
282
00:14:48,026 --> 00:14:50,995
Where did it go?
283
00:14:51,029 --> 00:14:52,930
Ha-ha, CeCe, a moment?
284
00:14:52,965 --> 00:14:56,033
Ow, hair, ow, hair,
ow, hair, ow, hair, what?
285
00:14:56,068 --> 00:14:57,535
We need to call your mom.
286
00:14:57,569 --> 00:15:00,037
No, she'll chew me out,
ground me for nine years,
287
00:15:00,072 --> 00:15:01,405
and take away my debit card.
288
00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:03,508
Great. Friends are going
to find out we're posers.
289
00:15:03,542 --> 00:15:05,443
The restaurant
is going to throw us in jail,
290
00:15:05,477 --> 00:15:07,178
and then we're going to miss
the taping of the show.
291
00:15:07,212 --> 00:15:08,779
You have to do something.
292
00:15:08,814 --> 00:15:10,848
I did do something.
293
00:15:10,883 --> 00:15:16,354
I crawled in a filthy,
disgusting, dumpster,
294
00:15:16,388 --> 00:15:19,524
and, Rocky, I wasn't alone.
295
00:15:21,727 --> 00:15:23,094
Then it's time to end
this nightmare.
296
00:15:23,128 --> 00:15:24,462
We're telling them.
297
00:15:27,900 --> 00:15:30,334
Guys, there's something
we have to tell you.
298
00:15:30,369 --> 00:15:34,805
Tasha, what's on your shoulder?
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00:15:37,009 --> 00:15:38,643
Tasha, wait!
300
00:15:38,677 --> 00:15:41,546
Have them wrap my veal in one
of those tinfoil swan thingies.
301
00:15:42,915 --> 00:15:46,350
Can you believe that?
Scared of a little roach.
302
00:15:46,385 --> 00:15:47,985
Is there something
on my shoulder?
303
00:15:48,020 --> 00:15:49,921
I'm not scared of a roach.
I'm not.
304
00:15:49,955 --> 00:15:53,457
I am not. Go ahead and tell
me it's a roach right now.
305
00:15:53,492 --> 00:15:55,660
It's the roach.
306
00:15:57,062 --> 00:15:58,696
Sorry to keep you waiting.
What can I get for you?
307
00:15:58,730 --> 00:16:01,232
Can you tell me about
the Big Fat Heart Attack?
308
00:16:01,266 --> 00:16:02,934
Oh, it's a special promotion
309
00:16:02,968 --> 00:16:03,968
we're having this month.
310
00:16:04,002 --> 00:16:05,803
It's a 10-pound meatball
311
00:16:05,837 --> 00:16:07,138
on a big plate of spaghetti,
312
00:16:07,172 --> 00:16:09,140
but you finish
the whole plate in an hour,
313
00:16:09,174 --> 00:16:10,875
your entire table's meals
are free.
314
00:16:14,947 --> 00:16:16,614
Perfect.
315
00:16:16,648 --> 00:16:19,650
Um, excuse me. My friend will
have that meatball special.
316
00:16:19,685 --> 00:16:20,751
What? Why me?
317
00:16:20,786 --> 00:16:23,754
Because I crawled
in the dumpster.
318
00:16:24,890 --> 00:16:26,724
Well, I'm a vegetarian.
319
00:16:26,758 --> 00:16:27,925
Not today, you're not.
320
00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:32,029
Attention. Someone
is having a Heart Attack.
321
00:16:38,237 --> 00:16:40,404
What? What is everybody
looking at?
322
00:16:40,439 --> 00:16:42,873
Haven't you ever seen
a 13-year-old girl
323
00:16:42,908 --> 00:16:44,408
having a Heart Attack?
324
00:16:49,381 --> 00:16:52,750
Relax. I mean, how much food
can it really be?
325
00:16:52,784 --> 00:16:55,519
Here we go.
326
00:17:03,795 --> 00:17:06,264
You've got one hour.
Good luck, honey.
327
00:17:08,900 --> 00:17:12,870
Whoa, I'd start eating
before the thing eats you.
328
00:17:14,973 --> 00:17:16,641
Tell my parents I love them.
329
00:17:29,955 --> 00:17:31,922
Forty-five minutes.
330
00:18:33,218 --> 00:18:34,685
Hiya, Flynn.
331
00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:36,387
Hello.
Oh, hello.
332
00:18:40,025 --> 00:18:41,459
Who the heck are you?
333
00:18:41,493 --> 00:18:44,595
I'm Tinka. And I'm
Gunther, und we are...
334
00:18:44,629 --> 00:18:45,896
The Hessenheffers.
335
00:18:47,265 --> 00:18:49,266
We were hired
to sit on your baby.
336
00:18:50,435 --> 00:18:51,902
Sissy had them watch me.
337
00:18:51,937 --> 00:18:56,707
I am so mad at your sister
right now,
338
00:18:56,742 --> 00:18:59,844
but I'm torn because I really
love coming home to clean dishes.
339
00:19:01,246 --> 00:19:02,480
It has been an honor
340
00:19:02,514 --> 00:19:04,081
to remove the disgusting filth
341
00:19:04,116 --> 00:19:05,583
from your shabby home.
342
00:19:06,918 --> 00:19:08,853
Eat, eat, eat...
343
00:19:10,188 --> 00:19:13,824
Can't eat any more.
344
00:19:16,294 --> 00:19:19,163
I'd run out on this bill if I
didn't have spaghetti in my shoes.
345
00:19:20,665 --> 00:19:21,866
They're my shoes.
346
00:19:21,900 --> 00:19:23,601
Don't want them back.
347
00:19:24,770 --> 00:19:26,937
You know what?
This is our own fault.
348
00:19:26,972 --> 00:19:27,938
We acted like idiots,
349
00:19:27,973 --> 00:19:30,341
and we were irresponsible
with our money.
350
00:19:30,375 --> 00:19:31,809
Tasha's furious with me
for taking her
351
00:19:31,843 --> 00:19:33,344
to a roach-infested restaurant.
352
00:19:33,378 --> 00:19:35,880
By the way, her mom
still wants that veal parm.
353
00:19:37,416 --> 00:19:38,816
Are you eating a possum?
354
00:19:39,885 --> 00:19:40,851
Tell him.
355
00:19:40,886 --> 00:19:42,420
Fine.
356
00:19:42,454 --> 00:19:44,822
We messed up because we spent
all our money on ourselves.
357
00:19:45,957 --> 00:19:48,225
We can't afford this lunch.
358
00:19:48,260 --> 00:19:52,930
Our debit-debit-debit cards
are dubba-dubba dead.
359
00:19:52,964 --> 00:19:58,569
Sorry. We felt selfish and guilty
and wanted to impress you guys.
360
00:19:58,603 --> 00:20:01,472
We already know you.
It's too late to impress us.
361
00:20:02,874 --> 00:20:05,743
Our meal's free if I can finish
this meatball.
362
00:20:05,777 --> 00:20:07,945
I'm sure we got enough
to cover the bill.
363
00:20:07,979 --> 00:20:09,914
How much you got?
I got, like, 25.
364
00:20:09,948 --> 00:20:11,048
I got, like, 15.
365
00:20:11,082 --> 00:20:12,950
Six- Oh, all right,
let's get this-
366
00:20:14,886 --> 00:20:18,456
New plan. You're
finishing that meatball.
367
00:20:18,490 --> 00:20:23,027
Five, four, three, two, one!
368
00:20:23,061 --> 00:20:25,930
We made it!
369
00:20:25,964 --> 00:20:29,767
Who could've thought that a nine-pound
girl could eat a 10-pound meatball.
370
00:20:31,903 --> 00:20:34,104
Wait a minute. There's
another piece right over there.
371
00:20:34,139 --> 00:20:36,941
Uh, that piece is moving.
372
00:20:36,975 --> 00:20:39,877
That's not a meatball.
373
00:21:03,230 --> 00:21:05,965
Wow, I ate so much
374
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,968
I can barely button my pants.
375
00:21:09,003 --> 00:21:10,937
Yeah, tell me about it.
376
00:21:10,971 --> 00:21:13,473
I can hardly move.
377
00:21:13,507 --> 00:21:15,408
Let's go Shake It Up Chicago.
378
00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:17,377
.ot "I just ate you, Chicago. "
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00:21:47,107 --> 00:21:48,274
Amazing.
381
00:21:48,275 --> 00:21:51,077
Sure, they might have
great talent and abilities,
382
00:21:51,078 --> 00:21:52,979
but we have...
383
00:21:52,980 --> 00:21:55,248
Yeah, I got nothing again.
384
00:21:55,249 --> 00:22:00,453
Give it up for our guest dancers
from Shake It Up Pittsburgh!
385
00:22:02,022 --> 00:22:04,157
And we'll see you next week
right here
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00:22:04,207 --> 00:22:08,757
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