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Have you used
this medication before?
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- Yes, I have.
- Remove the patch from the pouch,
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peel off the plastic backing
and press onto the skin.
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Yes.
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Apply below the waist
to the buttocks or thighs.
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- Do not apply to a hairy area.
- Right.
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- Or to the breasts.
- Yes, I know. Thank you.
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And, how long have you been
on hormone replacement therapy?
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Ten years-ish, um...
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Eleven.
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- You are over 50?
- Yes. May I have it?
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Are you aware of the negative
side effects associated
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- with prolonged use of HRT?
- I am.
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Nausea, headaches,
migraines, dizziness,
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general disorientation,
memory loss, palpitations,
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hot flashes, increased blood
pressure, stroke, heart disease,
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and increased risk of cancer
of the breast, uterus,
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- ovaries and fallopian tubes...
- But on the plus side,
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it makes you look younger.
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Visa?
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Well, why don't you
just get a haircut?
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Excuse me?
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Yeah, you can't get
ovarian cancer from a haircut.
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If you wanna look younger,
why not just get a haircut?
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Why don't you just shut the fuck up
and give me my hormones, hm?
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S01E01
The Other Davina
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sync and corrected by ninh
addic7ed.com
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- Hi.
- Hi, they're releasing an Anne Murray box set,
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and the paper wants me to write about it,
so it's been Anne all day.
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I'm saturated with Murray.
Do you like her?
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I like Anne Murray.
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I don't particularly
like Anne Murray
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but I'm trying
to give her a chance.
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I've listened to Snowbird
maybe 15 times
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so it's safe to say
I'm going mad basically.
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At first, it was like being suffocated
by a high-quality down pillow but...
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now the song's growing on me,
it's growing on me.
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The snowbird sings of flowers
that will bloom again in the spring, right?
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So he represents the promise
of renewal and rebirth.
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But for the protagonist...
let's just call her Anne Murray
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for the sake of discussion...
for the protagonist,
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the coming spring is just
a continuation of her cycle of suffering.
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She longs to escape her despair,
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but she doesn't have
the strength.
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It's shattering, really.
She's trapped
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in this never-ending
innovating misery.
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Can you imagine?
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Yeah.
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So, do you think
gene maclellan read James Joyce?
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- Who's that?
- He wrote Snowbird.
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I think he did.
I think they both did.
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I think
it's blatantly obvious they did.
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Any progress
on the furniture deal?
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This urban camping's fun and all
but a couch would do it.
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I'd be so happy
with a couch.
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I'm looking
for a very particular couch
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and there's certain criteria
that need to be met.
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Oh no, that makes me nervous.
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May I request that one of
the criteria be comfort?
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How about this?
Anne Murray's masterworks:
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Snowbird and the application
of Joycean death imagery.
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- God, you've really come around.
- I'm a fan, yes. Yes.
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Well, it's a little academic
for the lifestyle section.
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Maybe so, maybe so.
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The footnotes
are probably a mistake.
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Do you like my hair?
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I love your hair.
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Oh God, the drug dealer's back.
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- Don't look.
- Well, why do you assume he's a drug dealer?
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It's not because he's black.
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- You're profiling.
- No, it's because of the way he's standing.
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- The way he's standing?
- Don't look.
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With his hands deep in his pocket
like he's counting his wares.
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- His wares. Jesus.
- Yes, he's fingering his pills.
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Amphetamines? Check.
Acid? Check.
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- Oh, running low on ecstasy.
- You're an idiot.
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He wouldn't have the drugs on
him. He has a stash somewhere.
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- Well how would you know that?
- Because of the biker.
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The biker?
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Sheryl and I used to buy hash
from this fat biker
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behind Sam's and he would
make us wait while he waddled
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down the alley to his stash, and
that's what this guy would do
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if he was actually
a drug dealer.
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Instead of a professional loiterer?
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Why don't you ask him? Go on.
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Go ask the black man
if he's a drug dealer.
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Come on, let me in.
Let me in.
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Ah, see that?
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Eight cylinders
come in handy.
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- When you're a racist.
- What?
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(Soft piano music)
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What do you think?
There'll be 9 more on this wall.
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What?
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Veiled mirrors.
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David Gordon's exploration
of his Jewish heritage.
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He's making reference
to how they cover the mirrors
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when they're sitting shivah.
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I think it's frustrating
that I can't see my face.
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- Oh, I guess that's the point.
- I have to say it's a huge relief
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not to see my reflection
when I look in the mirror.
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That's a ridiculous thing
to say. You're a handsome man.
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You're over 50, so what?
You're ugly now?
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You can be ugly
at any age, Sam.
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- It was a joke.
- Well, it was a stupid joke.
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I hated it.
Never make it again.
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Have you done something
to your hair?
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♺ What I love forever
is untrue ♺
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(knocking on door)
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♺ and if I could, you know... ♺
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Anne Murray? Really?
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- Orlando, I'm thrilled.
- Why?
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Because you finally came.
Come on in, I'll give you the tour.
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- Dad, I don't want a tour.
- Well, come on in
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and have a beer.
I mean, this is your home too.
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Is it?
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Well, no.
Not technically, no.
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No, not in any way.
The place I call home,
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you know, the one I grew up in?
Yeah, you sold to buy this
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notably one bedroom
cyber-loft. Nice.
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Well come in, you'll like it.
It's young and brooding.
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I'm not coming in.
I didn't come here to come in!
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Ok, Orlando, why did you come?
I mean, like I said,
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you're welcome here anytime.
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That tone makes you sound
like you're speaking to a psychotic person.
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Why are you here?
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To drop William off. You're
taking him for the weekend.
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- Oh. Ok.
- She didn't tell you, did she?
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- Well no. I guess she forgot.
- Of course she did.
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Of course 'cause he's a dog,
not a grandson.
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- Ah, are we going there again?
- No, we can go somewhere else.
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About how your midlife crisis
is eroding my inheritance?
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We'd be happy to take William
for the weekend.
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Thank you.
Don't forget to feed him.
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We won't forget
to feed him! Jesus!
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- Just saying he's on the "prey" diet now.
- The what?
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Prey diet. Only whole
animals. He likes Guinea fowl
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or rabbit,
if you can find it.
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Ok. Well, let's go
hunt down some Guinea fowl.
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You know, first the hair,
then the husband.
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It was just the hair
and it was...
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Just a blow-out.
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First, you change
your hair.
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Then, you hire
a personal trainer.
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Then, you screw
the personal trainer.
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Then, you lose 20 pounds
because of the shame associated
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with being naked in front
of a personal trainer
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on a regular basis.
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Then, the lies start
spilling from your lips.
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First, to justify the weight
loss, then the chronic lateness,
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the missed meals,
frequent showers.
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Then, the stupid arguments begin
over tiny, stupid things.
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Like, um, "why do you
never wash the car?"
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Or, "how can I eat
with you breathing like that?"
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Then the stony silences kick in
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followed by...
Trial separation,
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the chilling letter
from the lawyer,
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and before you know it,
you're sitting on a barstool
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trying to remember
how to date.
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Oh, poor Sam.
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Was that the way it was
with you and cherry?
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Bangs. She got bangs.
Could it be more obvious?
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Well I'm not gonna get bangs.
I'm not gonna leave Al.
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I've been married
to him for 30 years.
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We have a son.
We have a vintage jag.
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Why would I want
to leave all that?
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Well I'd give you the jag but
remember, I have met your son.
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- Monica broke up with me.
- Oh, God!
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- Sorry if I'm annoying you.
- No, I'm being supportive.
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I feel sorry for you.
- Dad, I don't want your pity.
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Oh, God! You see?
Now that was annoyance.
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- What happened?
- She left me
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- because I have no sperm.
- Oh, come on, lots of men
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with low sperm counts
have relationships.
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No sperm. Remember, dad?
They didn't find any.
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Not a single one.
We've been over this.
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Ok, fine, but I'm sure there
are a hundred other reasons.
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You know what I mean. Maybe it
was just attrition or something.
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$27 for rodent.
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Hey, did you do anything weird
to my immature testicles?
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What kind of a question
is that? I never did anything
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to your testicles,
immature or otherwise.
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I mean I cleaned them.
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I thought your doctor said
it was compromised vas deferens?
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- Yeah, and how did that happen I wonder?
- What?
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You suggesting I compromised them?
I don't know where they are!
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I don't know, maybe if you
didn't let me spend so much time
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- in Uncle Rogers' hot tub...
- Look. I know it's convenient for you
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to blame your parents for everything
that's gone wrong in your life,
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but while you're alone
processing your bachelorhood
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and your empty vessels,
think about this:
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Not everything has a cause.
Sometimes, we are visited by tragedy.
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It's random, it has no meaning.
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Ok, so I guess that means
you're finally admitting
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that we live
in a godless universe.
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No, I'm not. I'm just trying
to make you feel better. Ok?
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It's not working.
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- Well, I'll see you Monday.
- Yeah.
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And maybe you can actually
come in and have a beer or something.
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Bye.
Willy, never have kids.
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Oh, shit!
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(Woman): Veiled mirrors.
The exhibit opens Friday.
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- (Woman): Yeah.
- (Woman): It's about the fact
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that we can't see our true selves
when we look in the mirror.
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Ok...
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Because of a cognitive
dissonance as in like,
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- a body dysmorphic disorder.
- Oh, right, right.
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Yeah. So young people
see themselves as fat and ugly,
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and old people
see themselves as attractive.
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When in fact, they are old,
wrinkly, unattractive.
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Well exactly. Yeah, I mean,
it's a defence mechanism.
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(Woman) For old people
to really see themselves
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is just to see death,
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just like staring back at them.
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It's too much
for them to handle.
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- Get out!
- Sorry?
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We're closed.
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- May I keep this?
- No.
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Hi. It's, uh, Davina Jackson.
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I was in yesterday
looking at the, uh...
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Amoeba.
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The white one.
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Hello. This is where I live.
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You're free to stand there
though, that's fine.
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That's life downtown.
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- You live here?
- I do. With my wife.
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And my son who's, uh...
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He's, uh...
He's a policeman actually.
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Well, he advises the police
on violence and
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how to trace violent assaults
to those who commit them.
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I don't usually stand here,
but the wind was getting to me.
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Please, use our alcove anytime.
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You the guy who listen
to Anne Murray all day?
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Ah, I am.
Yes. Yes. I am.
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Um, I like other music.
I'm not insane, I just...
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I have to listen to her
because of my work. It's my job.
236
00:13:13,133 --> 00:13:14,888
That's a weird job you have.
237
00:13:14,908 --> 00:13:18,614
It is. Some people have
weird jobs. What's yours?
238
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- I'm a dealer.
- Bingo. Yeah. I'm Al.
239
00:13:22,047 --> 00:13:24,831
- Theodore.
- Theodore? Well that's, uh,
240
00:13:24,851 --> 00:13:26,271
completely unexpected.
241
00:13:26,291 --> 00:13:29,447
And you were expecting...
What? Kunta Kinte?
242
00:13:29,467 --> 00:13:35,101
No. Uh, no, I wasn't.
I, uh, I don't know, I just...
243
00:13:36,727 --> 00:13:38,092
- Just fucking with you.
- Right.
244
00:13:38,112 --> 00:13:39,603
You want anything? Coke?
245
00:13:39,623 --> 00:13:43,991
Oh no, no, no. Uh, no.
Uh, thank you though, Theodore.
246
00:13:49,017 --> 00:13:51,878
Uh, you know what?
Um, do you do pot?
247
00:13:51,898 --> 00:13:55,191
- 60 for a quarter.
- 60? Ok, um,
248
00:13:55,211 --> 00:13:57,524
- one quarter please.
- I'll be back.
249
00:13:57,544 --> 00:13:59,820
Thank you. Ah, hidden stash.
250
00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:02,354
Very smart, prudent.
251
00:14:05,072 --> 00:14:06,747
(Davina): You spoke
to the drug dealer?
252
00:14:06,767 --> 00:14:08,757
- His name is Theodore.
- Theodore?
253
00:14:08,777 --> 00:14:11,665
His parents were
big fans of Roosevelt.
254
00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:14,614
But he hates being called Teddy
so don't fall into that trap.
255
00:14:14,634 --> 00:14:18,051
He's diabetic.
He likes Anne Murray.
256
00:14:18,085 --> 00:14:20,385
He has friends
in city hall.
257
00:14:20,757 --> 00:14:22,593
And when he sells
enough crack,
258
00:14:22,613 --> 00:14:24,028
he's going to get
his real-estate license.
259
00:14:24,048 --> 00:14:26,492
- There's more money in drugs.
- There is, actually.
260
00:14:26,526 --> 00:14:29,853
- 60 bucks a quarter, outrageous.
- A quarter what?
261
00:14:29,873 --> 00:14:31,430
A quarter ounce, dear,
262
00:14:31,465 --> 00:14:34,448
of marijuana. You remember
your little green friend
263
00:14:34,468 --> 00:14:37,786
all through the wonder years.
Ta da! Present.
264
00:14:37,806 --> 00:14:39,138
- For me?
- Well, as you know
265
00:14:39,158 --> 00:14:41,706
- I do not partake.
- Well, I'm impressed.
266
00:14:42,124 --> 00:14:44,535
I know it's hard
for you to be the...
267
00:14:44,555 --> 00:14:48,340
To talk to drug dealers, to do
things, to be relatively brave.
268
00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:51,554
- Well, you, you know what I mean.
- Y...Yeah.
269
00:14:54,252 --> 00:14:57,879
How's Orlando? Is he upset
that I forgot about William?
270
00:14:57,899 --> 00:15:01,155
Well, he was already upset.
Monica left him.
271
00:15:01,329 --> 00:15:03,394
- Damn it! What happened?
- I know.
272
00:15:03,462 --> 00:15:06,895
He claims it was his twisted
vas deferens did them in.
273
00:15:07,230 --> 00:15:09,891
Toto. I feel responsible.
274
00:15:09,911 --> 00:15:12,075
We did not twist his vas deferens.
275
00:15:12,095 --> 00:15:14,035
- Still, we made him.
- No, we didn't make him.
276
00:15:14,055 --> 00:15:16,862
We gave him his start.
He made himself, didn't he?
277
00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:18,989
We're all the product
of our choices.
278
00:15:19,009 --> 00:15:21,578
You make choices,
I make choices.
279
00:15:21,598 --> 00:15:25,411
Some are good, some are...
Well, I just have no idea
280
00:15:25,431 --> 00:15:28,277
- what you were thinking.
- The couch arrived!
281
00:15:28,297 --> 00:15:31,913
- Yes, dear. Yes, it did.
- (Davina): You hate it.
282
00:15:31,933 --> 00:15:34,024
I feel judged by this couch.
283
00:15:34,044 --> 00:15:36,593
Well, it fits in.
You have to admit that.
284
00:15:36,628 --> 00:15:38,459
It does fit in...
it's incredibly uncomfortable.
285
00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:40,995
- Oh, come on.
- It's like 2 comfortable couches
286
00:15:41,015 --> 00:15:43,166
were struck by lightning
and melted together
287
00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:45,935
to form one hard,
godless chimera.
288
00:15:45,969 --> 00:15:48,885
- Well, I love it.
- I'm afraid it will start
289
00:15:48,905 --> 00:15:50,965
breeding at night and
the place will be filled
290
00:15:50,985 --> 00:15:53,882
with insanely expensive
meta-furniture.
291
00:15:54,279 --> 00:15:57,919
Um, I'm gonna do
some work in bed.
292
00:15:57,939 --> 00:15:59,713
- You coming?
- No, I'm going...
293
00:15:59,733 --> 00:16:02,852
- to sit on the couch for a while.
- Well, good luck with that.
294
00:16:02,886 --> 00:16:04,466
Come, Willy!
(Barking, scampering)
295
00:16:04,486 --> 00:16:06,630
Oh remember,
there's the opening tomorrow.
296
00:16:06,650 --> 00:16:08,338
Roger and Veronica
are coming here first.
297
00:16:08,358 --> 00:16:11,027
Oh, Christ!
298
00:16:56,296 --> 00:16:57,479
Ah!
299
00:16:57,499 --> 00:16:59,840
(Jazz music playing)
300
00:17:05,601 --> 00:17:08,957
- Ugh, I'm dreading this.
- You don't have to go.
301
00:17:08,977 --> 00:17:11,761
Not the opening. Roger's critique
302
00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:15,488
of our new, chic life
in the urban jungle.
303
00:17:16,543 --> 00:17:18,626
Can I get away
with this?
304
00:17:18,926 --> 00:17:20,502
I'm trying to look
like, you know,
305
00:17:20,522 --> 00:17:23,578
- I know something about art.
- He will have a field day.
306
00:17:23,598 --> 00:17:25,526
Yes, he will! I know,
that's what I'm saying.
307
00:17:25,546 --> 00:17:28,301
(Doorbell ringing)
Agh!
308
00:17:32,347 --> 00:17:34,088
- Hey.
- Hallway's like a maze.
309
00:17:34,108 --> 00:17:37,550
- We've been lost for hours.
- There are 6 units on this floor, Roger.
310
00:17:37,570 --> 00:17:39,795
- Hello.
- Welcome to our brave new world.
311
00:17:39,815 --> 00:17:42,148
Oh, very nice.
Very bright.
312
00:17:42,215 --> 00:17:45,175
Come in. There's almost
nothing to show you.
313
00:17:45,195 --> 00:17:48,853
You know, Al, you bought
at exactly the wrong time.
314
00:17:48,873 --> 00:17:51,173
The condo market is bloated.
You can't expect to get
315
00:17:51,193 --> 00:17:52,865
your money back. Especially with
the neighbourhood as it is.
316
00:17:52,885 --> 00:17:54,784
We spotted a drug dealer
on the way in.
317
00:17:54,804 --> 00:17:57,494
I wish you'd talk to me before
making major financial decisions.
318
00:17:57,514 --> 00:18:00,571
It's my job to talk people out of
doing stupid things like this.
319
00:18:00,591 --> 00:18:01,300
Hi, Ron.
320
00:18:01,334 --> 00:18:05,296
- Hey. Oh, bit slutty.
- What?
321
00:18:05,316 --> 00:18:06,984
I like the jacket, by the way.
322
00:18:07,004 --> 00:18:10,272
It says, "I'm hip, I have style,
I know something about art."
323
00:18:10,292 --> 00:18:13,282
Thus saving you the humiliation of
actually saying those words out loud.
324
00:18:13,302 --> 00:18:15,441
- Thank you.
- What is this?
325
00:18:15,461 --> 00:18:18,150
- Seriously, what is it?
- Davina?
326
00:18:18,738 --> 00:18:21,108
- It's a couch.
- Honestly?
327
00:18:21,530 --> 00:18:24,232
- Can I sit on it?
- I wouldn't, no.
328
00:18:24,252 --> 00:18:27,069
- You don't have any drapes?
- No.
329
00:18:27,677 --> 00:18:30,313
Aren't you afraid someone
can see you getting undressed?
330
00:18:30,333 --> 00:18:31,194
I'd be thrilled.
331
00:18:31,214 --> 00:18:33,951
Don't joke.
Women are being assaulted all the time.
332
00:18:33,971 --> 00:18:37,190
Older women.
Sex offenders aren't discerning.
333
00:18:37,210 --> 00:18:39,138
They don't care
what they penetrate.
334
00:18:39,158 --> 00:18:41,863
Veronica, you've gotta
come and sit on this.
335
00:18:41,883 --> 00:18:44,742
Actually, you know, I think it's beautiful.
Beautiful in the way
336
00:18:44,776 --> 00:18:47,477
it completely thumbs
its nose at comfort.
337
00:18:47,497 --> 00:18:48,601
(Knocking on door)
338
00:18:48,621 --> 00:18:51,175
- (Al): Excuse me.
- Why, it's quite a contrast.
339
00:18:51,195 --> 00:18:53,968
Absolutely nothing
like Lawrence Park.
340
00:18:53,988 --> 00:18:55,786
You just said fuck you
to everything that went before.
341
00:18:55,821 --> 00:18:58,560
It's like you're saying fuck you
to me. Fuck you, Veronica.
342
00:18:58,580 --> 00:19:01,173
It's not that big a change,
Ronnie, really.
343
00:19:01,193 --> 00:19:05,571
Everyone, this is my friend,
Theodore. Local merchant.
344
00:19:05,591 --> 00:19:07,953
I invited him along.
345
00:19:07,973 --> 00:19:10,448
Anyone wanna do a line
before we head out?
346
00:19:10,468 --> 00:19:11,134
Anyone?
347
00:19:11,168 --> 00:19:13,463
- Oh! Oh, my God!
- Oh no, no, no! Get him!
348
00:19:13,483 --> 00:19:16,376
Stop! William! William! William!
No, no, drop it. Drop it.
349
00:19:16,396 --> 00:19:19,081
- Spit up, spit up, spit up.
- Oh, he's gonna...
350
00:19:19,101 --> 00:19:21,077
(Growling and barking)
351
00:19:33,575 --> 00:19:36,292
(Indistinct conversations)
352
00:19:39,022 --> 00:19:41,264
(Veronica): Her hair,
her cleavage.
353
00:19:41,298 --> 00:19:43,846
Jesus, look at her. How can I
not take this personally?
354
00:19:43,866 --> 00:19:46,235
- (Al): Really, it's just...
- It's an implicit criticism
355
00:19:46,270 --> 00:19:49,204
- of the way things were.
- So she got bored.
356
00:19:49,239 --> 00:19:51,856
Of my life. The life I have
with the big house
357
00:19:51,876 --> 00:19:53,780
and the koi pond.
It used to be her life
358
00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:56,865
and she got bored of it.
He's not breathing.
359
00:19:58,143 --> 00:20:01,399
Oh! There he goes.
Look, Ronnie, I know
360
00:20:01,419 --> 00:20:04,484
the change is dramatic, but
she hasn't changed as a person,
361
00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:08,596
- she's still the same Davina.
- Is she? I don't recognize her anymore.
362
00:20:08,616 --> 00:20:11,024
Go check out those 3 at the end.
363
00:20:13,458 --> 00:20:15,511
Apparently, they veil the mirrors
364
00:20:15,531 --> 00:20:17,769
in Jewish homes
when they sit shivah.
365
00:20:17,789 --> 00:20:19,589
I'm not sure why.
366
00:20:19,899 --> 00:20:23,838
Well, the Jews believe that
man was created in God's image.
367
00:20:23,872 --> 00:20:26,908
And when there's a death,
God's image is the greatest.
368
00:20:26,942 --> 00:20:28,910
It's considered improper
for someone to look
369
00:20:28,944 --> 00:20:31,245
at their own reflection
at a time when the image
370
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:33,742
of the creator himself
is diminished.
371
00:20:33,762 --> 00:20:35,851
I did not know that, Theodore.
372
00:20:35,871 --> 00:20:38,018
I did not know that.
373
00:21:05,568 --> 00:21:09,055
- What is happening here?
- Is this real? Can't be real.
374
00:21:12,964 --> 00:21:14,999
No one else is looking.
375
00:21:15,322 --> 00:21:18,138
That's not comforting really,
that no one else sees this.
376
00:21:18,158 --> 00:21:20,221
Why are you talking
in that ridiculous voice?
377
00:21:20,241 --> 00:21:23,104
That's my voice, our voice.
378
00:21:23,124 --> 00:21:26,483
- I-I-I didn't realize.
- Do you think I'm going crazy?
379
00:21:26,503 --> 00:21:28,615
Well, if you're going crazy,
I'm going crazy.
380
00:21:28,635 --> 00:21:30,028
- Shit!
- Shit!
381
00:21:30,048 --> 00:21:32,509
It's this weird fucking art.
382
00:21:32,529 --> 00:21:36,595
Ok, ok, let's just breathe.
Let's just figure this out.
383
00:21:36,615 --> 00:21:40,454
Ok. Ok, I don't feel crazy.
I've been depressed lately. I...
384
00:21:40,474 --> 00:21:42,956
Oh, so have I and I don't know why.
385
00:21:43,117 --> 00:21:44,309
So...
386
00:21:44,458 --> 00:21:47,819
Maybe this is my brain
trying to tell me something.
387
00:21:47,854 --> 00:21:50,408
Ok, ok, just to be clear,
388
00:21:50,428 --> 00:21:52,443
you appeared to me.
I was over there and...
389
00:21:52,463 --> 00:21:54,850
Let's not quibble
about who is really here.
390
00:21:54,870 --> 00:21:56,749
It has to be
deeper than that.
391
00:21:56,769 --> 00:21:59,780
I know, clearly,
there is a serious problem.
392
00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:01,633
But what is it?
393
00:22:02,071 --> 00:22:04,049
I could go anytime.
394
00:22:04,069 --> 00:22:07,189
I had one of those mini burgers
and it is not sitting well.
395
00:22:07,209 --> 00:22:09,897
So really, anytime.
396
00:22:22,625 --> 00:22:24,678
Oh, this is the worst!
397
00:22:24,698 --> 00:22:27,532
They only used
my first paragraph.
398
00:22:27,552 --> 00:22:30,628
They've cut out my Dubliners
comparison completely.
399
00:22:30,648 --> 00:22:33,738
It's like an ad!
Agh, why do I bother?
400
00:22:34,495 --> 00:22:36,319
What are you doing?
401
00:22:37,026 --> 00:22:39,736
- I'm going in here.
- In there?
402
00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:43,339
But what about me?
And him?
403
00:22:49,866 --> 00:22:52,006
So what are you gonna
have done exactly?
404
00:22:52,026 --> 00:22:55,151
Well, I was thinking
of having it cut really short.
405
00:22:55,749 --> 00:22:57,325
You are?
406
00:22:58,727 --> 00:23:00,690
Are you happy?
407
00:23:01,424 --> 00:23:03,377
- Uh... what?
- You know, with everything?
408
00:23:03,397 --> 00:23:05,090
With all the changes?
409
00:23:05,110 --> 00:23:07,597
Oh sure, I love living
in a maximum security prison,
410
00:23:07,617 --> 00:23:10,049
- who wouldn't?
- And what about me?
411
00:23:10,496 --> 00:23:13,173
- What do you mean?
- Well, you know. Do you...
412
00:23:13,806 --> 00:23:15,469
Do you like my hair?
413
00:23:15,742 --> 00:23:18,874
- Well sure, yeah. Of course.
- Really?
414
00:23:19,278 --> 00:23:21,169
Well yeah. Well,
you know, I liked it before
415
00:23:21,189 --> 00:23:23,312
when it was
longer and soft.
416
00:23:24,272 --> 00:23:25,550
Why?
417
00:23:26,443 --> 00:23:27,597
Well I guess,
418
00:23:27,617 --> 00:23:30,010
because that's the way
you wore it when we got married.
419
00:23:30,030 --> 00:23:34,323
Well, I'm... I'm still the
same person that you married.
420
00:23:34,343 --> 00:23:36,592
Yeah, it's just. It...
421
00:23:37,222 --> 00:23:39,227
Look, whatever you want to do,
you should do it.
422
00:23:39,261 --> 00:23:41,682
I'll love whatever you do.
You know me, you lead
423
00:23:41,702 --> 00:23:45,042
- and I'll follow.
- Ah, maybe I'll just have it...
424
00:23:45,353 --> 00:23:49,137
Blow-dried
and just made a bit softer.
425
00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:52,637
Yeah. Sure, sure.
Get it blow-dried.
426
00:23:56,911 --> 00:23:59,346
Jesus Christ! How much?
427
00:24:04,192 --> 00:24:06,182
Should we get
a bite to eat?
428
00:24:06,202 --> 00:24:08,389
- Yeah.
- It's good.
429
00:24:13,090 --> 00:24:14,961
(Dog whimpering)
430
00:24:41,746 --> 00:24:46,044
(Anne Murray): ♺ Spread
your tiny wings and fly away ♺
431
00:24:46,064 --> 00:24:47,927
♺ and take the snow back
with you ♺
432
00:24:47,947 --> 00:24:51,239
♺ where it came from
on that day ♺
433
00:24:52,058 --> 00:24:55,968
♺ What I love forever
is untrue ♺
434
00:24:56,289 --> 00:24:57,970
♺ and if I could,
you know ♺
435
00:24:58,004 --> 00:25:01,563
♺ that I would fly away
with you ♺
436
00:25:02,395 --> 00:25:06,383
♺ The breeze along the river
seems to say ♺
437
00:25:06,403 --> 00:25:08,914
♺ that he'll only
break my heart again
438
00:25:08,934 --> 00:25:11,817
♺ should I decide to stay
439
00:25:11,837 --> 00:25:16,218
♺ So, little snowbird,
take me with you when you go ♺
440
00:25:16,764 --> 00:25:20,048
♺ to that land of gentle
breezes where the... ♺
441
00:25:21,711 --> 00:25:24,553
- (Al): Give it a chance!
- (Dog barking)
442
00:25:27,954 --> 00:25:32,087
♺ Spread your tiny wings
and fly away ♺
443
00:25:32,107 --> 00:25:34,189
♺ and take the snow back
with you ♺
444
00:25:34,209 --> 00:25:37,453
♺ where it came from
on that day ♺
445
00:25:38,234 --> 00:25:42,444
♺ What I love forever
is untrue ♺
446
00:25:42,464 --> 00:25:47,184
♺ and if I could, you know
that I would fly away with you ♺
447
00:25:47,842 --> 00:25:49,505
♺ Yeah, if I could
448
00:25:49,525 --> 00:25:56,223
♺ you know that I would fly
away with you ♺
449
00:25:56,454 --> 00:26:00,411
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