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It's not just restaurants and actors
that worry about bad reviews.
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Working girls are subject to
public opinion, too.
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Oh! Listen to this:
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Tanya is a stunning brunette,
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with a great body and
even better technique.
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God! Are all your clients easily
pleased or just that one?
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- Whore.
- That's enough.
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I'm seeing a new girl at two.
Speak now or forever hold your peace.
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Nothing to report.
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- What?
- Nothing.
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What?
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"This girl has a decent body but sadly
she has no idea how to use it. "
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"No amount of prodding on my part
would persuade her to get excited. "
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"The word frigid springs to mind. "
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Who listens to the critics anyway?
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:: board. tv4user. de presents::
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:: Secret Diary of a Call Girl::
:: Season 1- Episode 6::
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:: Transcript: transcripts. subtitle. me. uk::
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:: Sync: Italian Subs Addicted::
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:: Assembling: fatbrat::
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42. Architect. Nothing kinky.
You interested?
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It's midnight. I was asleep.
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That's no problem.
It's an in call.
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You just stay right where you are.
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I don't take clients in the middle of the night.
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Really?
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If I was in your position, I don't think
I would be turning down any work.
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- What's that supposed to mean?
- Well, you know when they said
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"all publicity is good publicity"?
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Yeah.
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They lied.
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Normally, I don't interrupt my sleep for anyone.
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But since my slating by the critics,
work's been a bit slow.
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If this goes on for much longer, I might have
to start using public transport again.
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Hello.
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Hi. I'm Lewis. I think we have an appointment.
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Yeah. Come on up.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- Come in.
- Thank you.
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I had a terrible time trying to park.
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Oh, yeah. It gets busy around here...
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But never mind, you're here now.
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Oh, sorry. Right.
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Actually, I was going to take your coat.
But we might as well get this out the way.
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Right. Sorry.
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Relax.
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Would you like to go through?
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Can I er... get you a drink?
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No.
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- Thank you. I'm fine.
- Alright.
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Where are you going?
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Just to make a call.
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- To who?
- A friend.
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Why would you do that?
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Look, it's OK. I'm going to check in with the agent
and tell her you're here. We do it all the time.
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Why?
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Well... it's... just procedure -
to keep us safe.
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- Us. You mean you.
- Yes. I mean me.
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Just in case you turn out to be a
mad axe murderer or something.
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You've used that line before.
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Course not.
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Come over here.
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I will once I've made a quick call.
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I don't want you to call anyone.
I've paid for you.
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Now come over here.
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If I don't call the agency, they'll call me.
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Did she tell you what I want?
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Your boss - did she tell you what I asked for?
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- Yes.
- Good.
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Please take your clothes off.
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- Listen, I think...
- Please. Take your clothes off.
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No. I think you should go.
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I can't.
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Yeah. I really do.
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Look, it's supposed to be my night off.
This is all a big mistake.
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Here, look. A full refund.
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You don't like me, do you?
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Look... I like you. I need to get my
beauty sleep, that's all.
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You look all right to me.
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Look, just go.
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Did you hear me? I said go!
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Sorry. I didn't mean to scare you.
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You know nothing scares me.
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Except poodles.
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It's the fur. It's too curly.
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Not as scary as bloody weddings.
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Ooh... Do you know that one of the first things
that people notice at a wedding
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is the shape and texture of the napkins.
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- No. I did not know that.
- Course you didn't, because you're not mental.
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Vanessa's been on at me about napkins all day.
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Reckons they should be folded
in the shape of doves.
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Can you believe that?
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I mean, these are items used
to wipe food off your face.
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Why have they got to be shaped like doves?
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Yeah. Why can't we all just use our sleeves?
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Yes, exactly.
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No-one will care about your napkins.
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Well, I'm sorry my life's not
quite as exciting as yours.
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I didn't mean it like that.
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All right.
What have been up to today?
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It's all right, you can tell me.
There's no children around.
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What's wrong?
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Nothing.
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Bollocks. Tell me.
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No. It doesn't matter.
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Tell me.
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It's just, this guy got a bit weird.
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He scared me a bit.
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- Did he hurt you?
- No.
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Really.
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- Is that work?
- Yeah.
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Don't get it.
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What?
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If that's how you talked to your
client, no wonder he complained.
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That client was a nutter.
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What are you doing sending
me guys like that?
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I thought you could handle it.
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- You've dealt with him before?
- Cleo didn't want to see him any more.
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So you passed him on to me.
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Some girls are too sensitive for this kind of work.
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I see, you are just a pimp these
days. That's good to know.
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What a difference a year makes.
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Look at you -
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pretty,
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beautifully turned out.
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No need to be nervous.
Just gonna ask you a couple of questions.
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First of all, A-levels?
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Yeah. History, English, politics
and general studies.
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No. I mean, do you do anal?
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Oh! In that case, yes. Yes to anal.
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Excellent. Well, people get so
bored these days, don't they?
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It's not good if you don't do anal.
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You probably want to know a bit about me.
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I am going to keep you safe.
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I'm gonna be like a best
friend to you, Hannah.
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A best friend who takes 40%
and doesn't tell you her real name.
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Do you wanna see my dove?
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Bad dove.
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- That bloke could have really hurt you.
- He didn't.
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Why can't you just admit you were scared?
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Anyone would be, Han.
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I mean, look at you.
I bet he was like twice your size
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- strange bloke in your flat -
- It was a one off.
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I don't normally take clients
in the middle of the night.
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- Then why did you?
- Cos I needed the work!
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- It's just the way it is. You get a bad review on-line -
- A what?
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The punters review us on the net.
You get a bad write up
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and then you're left with the
dregs no-one else wants.
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- And that's just the way it is?!
- Yeah, in my line of work it is.
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You've lost the plot.
You need some perspective, Han.
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- See how normal people live.
- Normal people?
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- You know what I mean.
- Yeah, sounds dead exciting.
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Can't you just take a break?
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Please.
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See what other people get up to.
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For me.
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Tenner says you don't miss it.
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I'm not sure I like how the other half live.
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Hello?
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ou're very very hungry and you're
absolutely dying to have lunch with me.
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Sorry, can't.
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I thought normal people got a lunch break?
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Not when they've gotta
meet their vodka supplier
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who's always late and
never invoices us on time.
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It means I've got to to through
every single box on my own.
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All right. I get it, I get it!
Another time.
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OK. Bye.
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Now I'm really desperate.
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It's my sister.
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Hi, Jackie.
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Yeah. It's me.
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Yeah. Really?
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Do you wanna go out for
some lunch today?
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Oh... mother and baby group.
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What's a?Jamboli??
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OK. Well, enjoy that.
Oh... Bye.
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Day one of Belle's break from work.
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Guess what?
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I miss it.
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So, "Tim. " Hi.
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What would you buy your best friend
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and his uptight fiancee for their wedding?
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Preferably something that looks
more expensive than it actually is.
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It depends. Would the bride appreciate some
elegant crockery she'll never dare use or...
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a pointless gadget she won't know how to use.
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- Are those the only choices?
- I'm afraid so.
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She once bought me an electic
tin opener for my birthday.
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Ahh! Well... So, she's a fan
of the useless gadget.
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You're not really into this
wedding-list thing, are you?
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Believe it or not, working here isn't
exactly my life's ambition.
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Let me guess.
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Er... er... a musician?
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- Artist?
- Well, I'm kind of erm...
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I'm kind of between ambitions at the moment.
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Excuse me.
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Now that I'm not working, I'll have to find
something else to occupy my time.
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More importantly...
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I'll have to start giving it away.
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Morning.
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- Are you OK?
- Yeah. I'm fine.
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I don't normally do this kind of thing.
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Yeah, me neither.
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I'm really glad I did.
I mean... Wow.
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This bed is so comfy.
I could lie here all day.
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All day? Don't you have work?
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Day off.
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- So, what have you got planned for today?
- No, no, stop.
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Work?
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Actually, I don't work much during the day.
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Really? Hm.
What do you do?
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I'm a night-time legal secretary.
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Nice.
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Er... how about I rustle up some breakfast?
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You're not really a legal secretary, are you?
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- Pardon?
- Oh, come on. Who do you think you're kidding -
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all those massage oils in the bathroom.
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The only person who would need
all that is a professional.
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You're a masseuse.
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- You found me out.
- I knew it.
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Why didn't you say?
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Erm... I'm just a bit shy about it.
I'm still in training.
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You know, if you tell people
you're a masseuse,
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they tend to assume that
you're er...
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- Y-you know...
- Yeah.
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Well, if you ever need
someone to practise on.
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Er... pitted olive?
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I slept with someone last night
and now he won't leave.
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Can't you just tell him his time is up?
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You idiot! I didn't charge him
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and that's the problem.
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Oh dear.
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You really do have something for everyone.
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Yeah. Some of my friends
have really weird tastes.
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Actually, I'm getting a bit hungry.
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You know, so hungry it hurts.
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Why don't we go and get some
lunch, somewhere else?
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Oh, well, I... I mean, that sounds great, but
I've got a few things to do this afternoon.
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Oh. OK. No worries.
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- I'm not just saying that.
- I know.
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I'm not. I mean, I really do have things to do.
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Like... the carpet, for example.
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It's just... filthy.
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Is this your way of telling me that
you have a boyfriend?
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It took you long enough.
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Hi.
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- A friend of Hannah's?
- Er... yeah.
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- Who are you?
- Oh, I'm Ben, her fiance.
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Shame.
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I thought he was going
to jump out the window.
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So, have you gone back
to being an amateur?
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Temporarily.
252
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Is that just so you can
have sex in the Olympics?
253
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Only if the government covers
all my training costs.
254
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- He seemed nice.
- Yeah. He was nice.
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And?
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And...
257
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.. he was... normal.
258
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Look, I've tried to be like everyone else.
259
00:17:47,241 --> 00:17:50,922
But... I'm just not the kind of
girl who has a normal job
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and fucks normal men she meets in bars
261
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and in a wedding shop - don't ask?
262
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But I'm still me.
263
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I'm still your mate.
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I'm happy, Ben.
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I love what I do, and this is my normal now.
266
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So,
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you owe me a tenner.
268
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We had a bet. Remember?
269
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- Oh, that.
- Come on, cough up!
270
00:18:21,686 --> 00:18:23,398
- You really missed it?
- Really.
271
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- I'm going back to work.
- Are you sure?
272
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Abso-fucking-lutely!
273
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I just hope I can find some clients
who haven't read my bad review.
274
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I used to think I knew everything about you.
275
00:18:41,299 --> 00:18:44,398
And then, out of the blue,
I discover you like Marmite.
276
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Our friendship could survive
many things - but that?!
277
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Marmite.
278
00:18:58,721 --> 00:19:01,810
That's disgusting.
For the love of God...
279
00:19:02,321 --> 00:19:03,511
Don't come anywhere near me with that.
280
00:19:03,563 --> 00:19:06,025
- Hannah, don't come any closer.
- Don't be shy!
281
00:19:23,622 --> 00:19:25,620
Calling to see if I've starved to death yet?
282
00:19:25,663 --> 00:19:30,348
Turns out, one man's shit sandwich really
is another man's creme brulee.
283
00:19:30,386 --> 00:19:33,339
My phone's been ringing off the hook
with clients wanting to see you.
284
00:19:33,371 --> 00:19:35,218
What happened to my roasting from the critics?
285
00:19:35,562 --> 00:19:37,086
Well, the public are fickle.
286
00:19:37,117 --> 00:19:38,922
It looks like you're back in favour.
287
00:19:38,954 --> 00:19:41,346
I've got a wonderful man lined up for you.
288
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His name's Martin.
35-year-old corporate lawyer,
289
00:19:44,706 --> 00:19:46,626
he sounds gorgeous over the phone.
290
00:19:46,711 --> 00:19:49,687
And how did the last bloke you gave
me sound over the phone?
291
00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:52,748
- Well, I thought -
- I need to make really clear.
292
00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:56,425
If you do that to me again
I'm leaving the agency.
293
00:19:56,456 --> 00:19:59,387
But not until I've told all the girls how
well you really vet the clients.
294
00:20:00,192 --> 00:20:02,048
- Finished?
- Depends.
295
00:20:03,969 --> 00:20:05,221
You have my word.
296
00:20:05,743 --> 00:20:09,628
Good. You send the client round in an hour.
In fact, make it two,
297
00:20:09,683 --> 00:20:12,522
I may have fallen a tad behind
on the old beauty regime.
298
00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:15,437
- Thank you.
- Don't thank me.
299
00:20:16,014 --> 00:20:19,092
Thank the guy who wrote you
that fantastic new review.
300
00:20:26,604 --> 00:20:28,535
So, what do you think?
301
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One of my regulars?
302
00:20:31,799 --> 00:20:34,658
A secret admirer?
303
00:20:37,632 --> 00:20:40,001
Or someone who just gets me?
304
00:20:44,210 --> 00:20:45,619
Belle is the kind of girl
305
00:20:45,671 --> 00:20:48,165
any bloke would be lucky to have.
306
00:20:48,499 --> 00:20:50,335
She's smart, beautiful
307
00:20:50,846 --> 00:20:53,827
and she knows exactly what she's doing.
308
00:21:05,524 --> 00:21:10,376
Anyone looking for anything rough or
dangerous, should go nowhere near.
309
00:21:12,222 --> 00:21:14,820
Men looking for someone
they can treat like a lady
310
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need look no further than Belle.
311
00:21:18,233 --> 00:21:21,540
I hope you all treat her with
the respect she deserves.
312
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She's the best.
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Some people might think that a person
who is about to get married
315
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shouldn't be getting paid to have sex.
316
00:21:37,090 --> 00:21:38,906
I can handle it, if you can.
317
00:21:40,074 --> 00:21:41,692
What if I don't fancy her?
318
00:21:42,162 --> 00:21:45,355
All male escorts use Viagra.
It's standard practice.
319
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Two people, three sexual agendas -
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his, hers, theirs.
321
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The question is: are they compatible?
322
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- It's very good.
- The best.
323
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You know how to make people feel good.
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Come on, Hannah!
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