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Got ya, ya little bugger.
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[grunts] Big news!
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Dude, are you still tweezing your legs?
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You know I'm not allowed to shave.
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Ma says it'll grow back thicker.
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She also says that
migraines are a byproduct
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of laziness and premarital sex.
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You had big news?
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My parents are moving
back to the Philippines.
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Jen, I would never leave you...
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not even for 7000 tropical islands.
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That's why we're moving in together.
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What? The what?
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Do you remember in 10th grade
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when you showed me your tits?
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Mo, look, check out my tits!
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Don't remind me.
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I've been taking these black market
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boob pills like candy,
and so far nothing.
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No! T-T-I-T-T-S:
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The Things I'm Totally Trying Someday.
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"Get first apartment
with Mo after university."
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Give controversial valedictorian speech
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outing the injustices
of our administration,
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and kiss a boy at my sweet 16.
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But, Jen, today is your birthday.
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I know... that is why I kissed Todd
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behind the portable.
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Um, I hope it was a butterfly kiss,
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'cause Todd fully has mouth herpes.
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He said it was a zit.
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We made a pact and pacts last forever...
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like Todd's mouth herpes.
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See, I was thinking, maybe I take
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a little bit more time
and save up to buy a place.
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If I live with my parents,
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I'll have enough for a down payment
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in Toronto by the time I'm 40.
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Jen, I'm pre-homeless,
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so, either you're in now or never.
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[sighing]
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BROTHER: Jen, dinner!
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MO: I should go.
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BROTHER: Ma says Mo can stay!
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MO: I could eat.
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- Synced and corrected by chamallow -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Jenny, eat more. So skinny.
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Mo, when your parents abandoning you?
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My Lolain the Philippines needs help,
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so at the end of the month.
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Then I'm gonna finally
get my own apartment.
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- Right, Jen?
- Mm-hm.
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Jenny good child... not
move out until married.
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Then, Mommy and Daddy
live in Jenny's basement.
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[laughs] Works for me.
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Ma, I think I need a change.
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I know.
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No career, no boyfriend, now no Mo.
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That's why I sign Jenny up
for Mommy-Daughter Zumba!
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Mo and I are getting our own apartment!
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What?!
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What did Mommy ever do but love you...
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even though you too skinny
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and don't put bath towels back right.
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Oh, can I have some
money for new shoelaces?
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Yes, later.
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[sighing] Ma, I just need some space.
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And, again, there is no proper
way to hang a bath towel.
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Your standards are completely arbitrary.
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You hate Mommy's rule, I kick you out.
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You can't kick me out. I'm leaving!
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Daddy, may I be excused?
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[laughing] This is so good.
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I keep fantasizing about sticking it
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to my mom with the perfect couch.
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- How's this one?
- Uh, that couch is $2,000...
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so I hate it.
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My parents are leaving us
their couch, so we're covered.
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- [email "bloop"]
- Oh, good news.
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I found us really cheap movers online.
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- [email "bloop"]
- Oh, bad news.
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All our rental
applications were rejected,
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so we have nowhere to move to.
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How can they all reject us?
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I have a degree in commerce.
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In this economy... good luck.
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You have a steady job.
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Part-time at a video game store.
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Oh, look.
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We haven't applied to that one yet...
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"cozy home in eclectic area."
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Codename: over-crowded rooming house
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next to a fish plant
and DJ training academy.
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I can't do this.
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I'm not ready.
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Got panties on sale for
Jenny's time-of-the-month.
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You can have Jen's hand-me-downs,
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because parents abandoned you.
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- You ready yet?
- Uh-huh.
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[knocking on door]
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... accepting...
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... application.
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Move day! Yay!
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I know we're a little
over-dressed, but we hired movers.
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Mm-hm. Mm-hm. What did he say?
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Yeah, I think he likes us.
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[grunting]
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[laughing] Yeah, he just says go in.
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MO: Did he just say "meth dealer"?
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No. No. No, he didn't. No.
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This is really...
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- ... all ours! Ohhh!
- Yes!
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BOTH: [grunting, humming]
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- [creatures chattering]
- Wall squirrels.
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You'll get used to it.
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[jangling keys]
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The rent is due on
the 1st of the month...
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not the 2nd.
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- [door slams]
- Well, now he speaks English.
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Nate! Oh, good!
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Take those clothes off.
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Lewis, we discussed this...
under no circumstance
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will I let you spray
tan my bathing suit area.
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What? I thought you said you like that.
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Now, today's the day our
new lady neighbours move in.
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So, I'll tell you what, why
don't you go into my closet
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and you pick out anything
you want, all right?
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And remember, patterns
can go with patterns
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as long as you keep
your accessories solid.
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What I'm wearing is fine.
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[clears throat]
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Nate, do you remember when
I was your RA back at Queens,
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and you were this freaky little
freshman that everybody ignored?
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I wasn't ignored. I was study...
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All you needed was like just like
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a little push, from me, you know?
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Now look at you, huh, big guy.
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You're this awesome,
amazing, super-successful...
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What? I always forget this.
What exactly do you do again?
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I'm a stats intern for a
minor league hockey team.
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Do not touch, thank you.
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Right, I guess that makes sense
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why you're always borrowing my clothes.
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So, listen...
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assuming these new lady
neighbours of ours are hot,
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I say we invite them out on
a late night pub-crawl tonight
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that ends up in four consenting adults
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in various states of undress, huh?
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As much fun as that
sounds, I have work to do.
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You're gonna choose work over me,
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and by association, fun?
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Your version of fun leaves me shoeless.
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You need new shoes anyway.
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JEN & MO: [muffled,
indistinct conversation]
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- Hold on.
- Wait!
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Let me go first. You're
all wound up right now.
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We'll do a good cop, bad cop scenario.
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Okay, I like that. Good call, good call.
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- Okay, just move it to the left.
- I'm trying.
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No, the left.
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[straining]
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Jen, that's the wall.
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Are you doing this on purpose?
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I don't know. Maybe subconsciously.
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Hello!
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Are you talking to us?
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Yeah, you're our new neighbours, right,
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moving in? [laughs]
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So, I thought I'd come
over and say hello.
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So, hello.
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Hi, I... I'm Jen.
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Nate, they hot?
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Um, I'm Jen, too.
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Oh, two Jens? Neat.
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Oh, you can just call her "Mo."
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- LEWIS: Are they hot?
- Hey, Mo.
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- LEWIS: Hey, no?
- No! Hey, Mo.
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- LEWIS: Oh, so they are hot!
- Yes!
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I don't know if I'd agree
with your vehement "yes".
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I mean, maybe with some
softer lighting or something...
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Golly, Jen, fantasies do come true.
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It's fine, it's fine.
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Hey! Who's down for an early
morning pub-crawl? Huh? Huh?
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It's barely noon.
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Oh, yeah. No, for sure,
we should get started.
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You're right. You guys down?
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Oh God, kill me now.
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Okay, now. Hang on though, I
haven't... I haven't stretched yet.
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- Have you stretched?
- No, I haven't stretched.
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You gotta stretch first...
lower back stretch.
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Limber up? That's what you
wanna do? You wanna limber up?
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Yeah, it's like breakfast...
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the most important meal of the day.
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I would like to call our first official
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Jen and Mo roommate meeting to order.
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- Any new business?
- Yes.
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I purpose this be our last
official roommate meeting.
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Mo, we need to get on top of the issues
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we're soon gonna be facing.
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Like me murdering you for
having roommate meetings.
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Fine, we'll skip the opening remarks,
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and go straight to the
first thing on our agenda...
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lighting design.
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Now we're gonna need about 100
Watts per 50-square-foot area.
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Oh, just remembered, haven't had
my first official apartment pee.
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Great idea.
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I was kinda thinking I'd go alone.
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- Yeah. Of course.
- [clicks tongue]
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[telephone ringing]
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MAN ON PHONE: Yes, Shwarma Hut.
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Sorry, I must have the wrong number.
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I'm looking for a moving company.
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MAN: Ah, not again. Listen,
you were scammed, okay?
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But during this difficult time,
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I can offer you 10% off
a falafel, all right?
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Scammed?
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- Scammed? What the...
- [toilet flushes]
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BOTH: [grunting, straining]
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- You know, let's take a break. You're right.
- This is... oh!
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Let's just sit down
for a second, can't we?
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BOTH: [laboured breathing]
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Oh, my God, we've been scammed!
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Oh, my God, my tweezers
were on that truck!
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Yeah, and all of our stuff and
the rest of my parents' furniture.
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I... I need to get my mom.
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And kick her in the metaphorical
box with how independent you are?
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Okay. You're right. It's you and me now.
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We can handle these movers.
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Let's make 'em pay.
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Vigilante justice time.
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You want scissors or my crossbow?
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Actually, I was thinking
we'd just call the police.
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Obviously, I was joking.
Crossbow's on the truck.
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Mm-hm. Mm-hm. Okay, copy that.
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So, the police don't care.
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Has any of our stuff
been posted online yet?
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I don't know, but I did find
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some excellent deals
on VCRs and troll dolls.
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Which one looks more like my mom?
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Are you really comparing
your mom to a troll?
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Not just my mom... my entire family.
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Round noses, big eyes, frizzy hair.
257
00:11:11,707 --> 00:11:13,406
We have very troll-like features.
258
00:11:13,408 --> 00:11:15,308
I think I'm gonna try
calling the police again.
259
00:11:21,116 --> 00:11:24,250
- [telephone ringing]
- Mom...
260
00:11:24,252 --> 00:11:25,918
Mommy busy.
261
00:11:25,920 --> 00:11:27,886
Jenny prove herself so independent,
262
00:11:27,888 --> 00:11:29,822
we turning old room
into exercise studio.
263
00:11:29,823 --> 00:11:33,423
_
264
00:11:33,495 --> 00:11:35,227
Mommy have to go.
265
00:11:35,229 --> 00:11:37,529
Daddy moving all of Jenny's
old things into basement.
266
00:11:37,531 --> 00:11:39,098
No, no, no, Mom, wait!
267
00:11:39,100 --> 00:11:40,465
[door handle rattles]
268
00:11:44,138 --> 00:11:45,504
Occupied?
269
00:11:45,506 --> 00:11:50,242
_
270
00:11:50,244 --> 00:11:51,309
Yeah.
271
00:11:51,311 --> 00:11:53,145
Where do you think you're going?
272
00:11:53,147 --> 00:11:56,114
I was gonna go wax my neck
strip for tonight so I look good.
273
00:11:56,116 --> 00:11:58,116
You can wax your neck later.
274
00:11:58,118 --> 00:12:00,118
You have to guard the couch with me.
275
00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:01,986
Guard the couch? What... ?
276
00:12:01,988 --> 00:12:03,455
Would you calm down, Nate.
277
00:12:03,457 --> 00:12:05,023
You know what's happening
right now, right?
278
00:12:05,025 --> 00:12:06,558
Yeah, yeah, you're turning back into
279
00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:07,892
that little paranoid lonely kid
280
00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:09,961
that I had to pull out of
his room in first semester.
281
00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:11,595
Well, stop pulling me anywhere.
282
00:12:11,597 --> 00:12:13,297
I can pull myself just fine.
283
00:12:13,299 --> 00:12:15,399
Yeah, I know you can. You know why?
284
00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:17,401
Because my room is right next to yours.
285
00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:19,170
So, that's right, me
and the wall squirrels...
286
00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:21,105
we hear everything.
287
00:12:21,107 --> 00:12:23,440
Nasty. You should be
ashamed of yourself.
288
00:12:26,712 --> 00:12:28,412
Wall squirrels?
289
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:31,748
[heavy sigh]
290
00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:36,086
So, they're turning my room into a gym.
291
00:12:36,088 --> 00:12:38,088
Jen, you have a new room now,
292
00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:40,157
with windows and carpet.
293
00:12:40,159 --> 00:12:43,259
And nothing in it,
because we were scammed!
294
00:12:43,261 --> 00:12:45,528
We need help. Let me get my mom.
295
00:12:45,530 --> 00:12:47,630
Oh, no, no, no!
296
00:12:47,632 --> 00:12:49,499
You have the most messed
up maternal relationship
297
00:12:49,501 --> 00:12:51,034
since Oedipus,
298
00:12:51,036 --> 00:12:52,703
and he literally stabbed
his eyes out over his mother.
299
00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:56,139
At least my mom didn't move
to Asia to get away from me.
300
00:12:56,141 --> 00:12:58,441
What's that supposed to mean?
301
00:12:58,443 --> 00:13:00,476
Actually, you know what?
302
00:13:00,478 --> 00:13:02,178
I don't care!
303
00:13:02,180 --> 00:13:04,347
- No, no, no. I'm leaving.
- [thuds against door]
304
00:13:04,349 --> 00:13:07,517
- Fine!
- Fine!
305
00:13:07,519 --> 00:13:09,118
[door slams]
306
00:13:11,823 --> 00:13:13,323
- Text me if you hear anything.
- Fine!
307
00:13:13,325 --> 00:13:14,623
[door slams]
308
00:13:14,625 --> 00:13:21,430
_
309
00:13:21,432 --> 00:13:23,498
[grunt of effort]
310
00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:24,633
Oh!
311
00:13:27,304 --> 00:13:28,771
Damn, Mo has some serious
upper-body strength.
312
00:13:31,742 --> 00:13:34,676
Of course... you'd replace
me with a treadmill.
313
00:13:34,678 --> 00:13:37,011
It's way easier... you
just stand in one place
314
00:13:37,013 --> 00:13:38,780
and it keeps making sure
you're moving forward.
315
00:13:38,782 --> 00:13:40,014
Well, bravo.
316
00:13:42,953 --> 00:13:44,986
I know it was my decision.
317
00:13:44,988 --> 00:13:48,356
But living out in the
real world is way harder.
318
00:13:48,358 --> 00:13:49,590
I mean, I feel like I could have used
319
00:13:49,592 --> 00:13:50,892
a little more training from you and Ma.
320
00:13:50,894 --> 00:13:54,295
Or should I be laying
track with Mo as I go?
321
00:13:54,297 --> 00:13:55,830
Dad, what the hell am I doing?
322
00:13:57,067 --> 00:13:58,499
[treadmill beeps]
323
00:14:03,906 --> 00:14:05,339
[treadmill beeps]
324
00:14:08,210 --> 00:14:09,777
Thanks for the talk, Dad.
325
00:14:11,281 --> 00:14:12,613
[grunt of effort]
326
00:14:13,916 --> 00:14:19,853
327
00:14:23,625 --> 00:14:26,426
Howdy, neighbour.
How's moving day going?
328
00:14:26,428 --> 00:14:27,795
I'm thinking of moving home.
329
00:14:27,797 --> 00:14:29,063
What?
330
00:14:29,065 --> 00:14:31,431
Is it because of Lewis?
Or the wall squirrels?
331
00:14:31,433 --> 00:14:32,460
Because I can promise that
they are both harmless,
332
00:14:32,465 --> 00:14:35,869
and any social diseases that
they carry are not contagious.
333
00:14:35,871 --> 00:14:37,804
[laughing]
334
00:14:37,806 --> 00:14:39,506
Sorry, you look busy.
335
00:14:39,508 --> 00:14:40,707
No, I'm just trying
to determine the future
336
00:14:40,709 --> 00:14:42,676
of this hockey prospect
that I'm scouting.
337
00:14:42,678 --> 00:14:44,077
How do you do that?
338
00:14:44,079 --> 00:14:46,979
Well, you look at the
numbers, analyze the data.
339
00:14:46,981 --> 00:14:49,015
But, really, it doesn't matter
how impressive the numbers look...
340
00:14:49,017 --> 00:14:50,750
you won't know how you really feel
341
00:14:50,752 --> 00:14:52,452
about someone until you first meet them.
342
00:14:52,454 --> 00:14:54,553
So, you kinda have to go with your gut.
343
00:14:59,194 --> 00:15:00,326
[clears throat]
344
00:15:00,328 --> 00:15:02,761
Thanks, Nate. That was really helpful.
345
00:15:02,863 --> 00:15:05,363
Yeah? Well, my pleasure.
346
00:15:05,365 --> 00:15:06,780
You know, if you ever
wanna talk some more,
347
00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:08,780
you know where I love... live.
348
00:15:08,782 --> 00:15:13,085
You gotta love to live. [laughs]
349
00:15:13,087 --> 00:15:15,553
You know what? I, uh...
350
00:15:15,555 --> 00:15:17,589
I'm glad I could help.
351
00:15:17,591 --> 00:15:21,862
352
00:15:23,864 --> 00:15:25,330
Go with your gut.
353
00:15:25,332 --> 00:15:30,078
354
00:15:31,079 --> 00:15:32,540
_
355
00:15:38,041 --> 00:15:40,850
_
356
00:15:47,151 --> 00:15:50,255
_
357
00:15:50,256 --> 00:15:52,800
_
358
00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:02,400
_
359
00:16:13,479 --> 00:16:14,911
I had a thought.
360
00:16:14,913 --> 00:16:17,781
I've been thinking
about all this fighting
361
00:16:17,783 --> 00:16:20,383
we've been doing and our
friendship's so important,
362
00:16:20,385 --> 00:16:22,351
and I don't want anything to change,
363
00:16:22,353 --> 00:16:24,287
and you don't want anything to change.
364
00:16:24,289 --> 00:16:26,389
So, I think I should move back home.
365
00:16:26,391 --> 00:16:27,691
What do you think?
366
00:16:30,629 --> 00:16:31,761
Oh!
367
00:16:33,631 --> 00:16:35,030
We'll talk more about it later.
368
00:16:43,584 --> 00:16:45,784
[knock at door]
369
00:16:45,786 --> 00:16:48,353
Don't let me stop you
from getting dressed,
370
00:16:48,355 --> 00:16:50,222
or undressed if you want
to... that's cool, too.
371
00:16:50,224 --> 00:16:53,925
Just came by to, uh, see
where you put the couch.
372
00:16:53,927 --> 00:16:56,094
Where is it?
373
00:16:56,096 --> 00:17:00,231
Uh, outside... where you left it.
374
00:17:00,233 --> 00:17:02,033
- No.
- What?
375
00:17:04,838 --> 00:17:06,905
[inhaling, exhaling]
376
00:17:09,342 --> 00:17:11,842
What the hell is this?
377
00:17:11,844 --> 00:17:15,045
Look, do not turn my room into a gym.
378
00:17:15,047 --> 00:17:18,282
You want room back? Move back home.
379
00:17:18,284 --> 00:17:20,851
Honey, you clearly not ready.
380
00:17:20,853 --> 00:17:23,020
Look so stressed and damp.
381
00:17:25,091 --> 00:17:26,957
I know. I should just...
382
00:17:31,263 --> 00:17:32,596
Just give me some time
383
00:17:32,598 --> 00:17:36,533
to clear some things
up with Mo first, okay?
384
00:17:36,535 --> 00:17:39,637
'Til tomorrow, then you can all come by
385
00:17:39,639 --> 00:17:41,839
and we can talk about our
feelings... like a white family.
386
00:17:44,009 --> 00:17:45,308
I'll feed you.
387
00:17:45,310 --> 00:17:48,512
Fine. We visit tomorrow.
388
00:17:48,514 --> 00:17:50,913
Then we take you back home. Come, Eric.
389
00:17:50,915 --> 00:17:53,350
Help me make delicious dinner
for people who live here.
390
00:18:02,493 --> 00:18:05,463
391
00:18:07,375 --> 00:18:09,341
I can't believe my couch is gone.
392
00:18:09,343 --> 00:18:10,610
That's life in the big city, okay?
393
00:18:10,612 --> 00:18:12,211
It's nobody's fault.
394
00:18:12,213 --> 00:18:13,345
You said it would be fine.
395
00:18:13,347 --> 00:18:14,914
I figured you moved it yourself.
396
00:18:14,916 --> 00:18:17,216
You seem to have tremendous
upper-body strength.
397
00:18:17,218 --> 00:18:18,817
I do bench 80 pounds.
398
00:18:18,819 --> 00:18:19,952
- NATE: Good for you.
- LEWIS: That's a lot.
399
00:18:19,954 --> 00:18:21,287
MO: It's like for any body builder.
400
00:18:21,289 --> 00:18:22,555
Hey, you guys got the couch...
401
00:18:22,557 --> 00:18:24,123
No, Jen, it was stolen.
402
00:18:26,127 --> 00:18:28,927
Mo, it was a crappy couch anyway.
403
00:18:28,929 --> 00:18:31,797
- Not a big deal.
- It's not a big deal to you,
404
00:18:31,799 --> 00:18:33,565
because you're moving back home.
405
00:18:33,567 --> 00:18:35,166
Didn't you leave already?
406
00:18:35,168 --> 00:18:37,069
Uh, like, why are you back?
407
00:18:37,071 --> 00:18:39,805
Hey! Hey, would you guys stop it.
408
00:18:39,807 --> 00:18:41,873
Just stop it right now.
You guys are friends.
409
00:18:43,376 --> 00:18:45,310
It's all gonna be okay.
410
00:18:45,312 --> 00:18:48,213
Come on, Nate and I will
help you find the couch, okay?
411
00:18:48,215 --> 00:18:50,781
It'll be like a... like a couch surfing,
412
00:18:50,783 --> 00:18:54,185
slash, uh, crazy action sequence,
413
00:18:54,187 --> 00:18:56,554
and then we'll come
back here and we'll enjoy
414
00:18:56,556 --> 00:18:58,022
some of Nate's good, good baking.
415
00:19:01,094 --> 00:19:02,260
It is kind of a hobby of mine.
416
00:19:02,262 --> 00:19:03,628
Lewis is right.
417
00:19:03,630 --> 00:19:05,230
We are going to find
that freaking couch,
418
00:19:05,232 --> 00:19:07,031
even if we have to kick down every door.
419
00:19:07,033 --> 00:19:10,367
And then I will shin-kick
the slimeball who stole it.
420
00:19:10,369 --> 00:19:12,236
There we go! Let's do this!
421
00:19:14,406 --> 00:19:15,940
Gimme a sec.
422
00:19:20,013 --> 00:19:22,412
- NATE: Lewis?
- Mmm! Oh.
423
00:19:22,414 --> 00:19:25,986
424
00:19:29,988 --> 00:19:32,422
Yea-a-a-ah
425
00:19:32,424 --> 00:19:36,160
426
00:19:36,162 --> 00:19:39,462
We work too hard, we got to rest
427
00:19:39,464 --> 00:19:42,866
We stood the time, we stood the test
428
00:19:42,868 --> 00:19:46,536
We work so hard, we got to rest
429
00:19:46,538 --> 00:19:48,371
We stood the time, we stood the test
430
00:19:48,373 --> 00:19:49,806
We know how to be the best
431
00:19:51,877 --> 00:19:54,277
Looks like your couch
had a pretty wild night.
432
00:19:54,279 --> 00:19:56,045
No!!
433
00:19:56,047 --> 00:19:58,747
Mo, Ill help you buy a new one.
434
00:19:58,749 --> 00:20:01,551
This is a pretty beat-up
crappy couch anyway.
435
00:20:01,553 --> 00:20:04,387
You don't get it.
It's my parents' couch.
436
00:20:04,389 --> 00:20:05,954
It's the last thing I have left of them.
437
00:20:05,956 --> 00:20:09,091
Now, I have no stuff,
no couch, no family.
438
00:20:09,093 --> 00:20:11,227
I'm basically hot Asian Bambi.
439
00:20:11,229 --> 00:20:16,098
Mo, you're the strongest person I know.
440
00:20:16,100 --> 00:20:17,833
You started working when you were 14,
441
00:20:17,835 --> 00:20:19,467
saved up enough money to move out,
442
00:20:19,469 --> 00:20:22,671
and then decided to live with me...
443
00:20:22,673 --> 00:20:24,439
despite my "mommy" issues.
444
00:20:26,510 --> 00:20:27,542
The only person who would do anything
445
00:20:27,544 --> 00:20:30,612
that self-destructive, is family.
446
00:20:34,918 --> 00:20:36,818
And...
447
00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:37,852
I'm staying.
448
00:20:39,623 --> 00:20:42,790
And... these legs detach?
449
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,794
Oh, yeah, I forgot
about that. [laughing]
450
00:20:46,796 --> 00:20:49,263
We can probably get it
into the apartment this way.
451
00:20:49,265 --> 00:20:51,766
All right, so, let's get
this bad boy home then.
452
00:20:51,768 --> 00:20:53,835
And, then, maybe an
early night pub-crawl?
453
00:20:55,905 --> 00:20:57,338
Okay, I'm down.
454
00:20:57,340 --> 00:20:59,440
Do you feel something moving?
455
00:20:59,442 --> 00:21:01,275
- Couch squirrels.
- [squirrels squeaking]
456
00:21:01,277 --> 00:21:03,544
JEN & MO: [gasping]
457
00:21:11,555 --> 00:21:14,389
[telephone ringing]
458
00:21:14,391 --> 00:21:15,757
Hello?
459
00:21:15,759 --> 00:21:16,958
Police?
460
00:21:18,628 --> 00:21:20,961
You found our stuff.
461
00:21:20,963 --> 00:21:22,730
Yeah, yeah, we can come pick it up.
462
00:21:22,732 --> 00:21:26,934
Or you can pretend
this call never happened
463
00:21:26,936 --> 00:21:29,237
and I can file this
really big insurance claim.
464
00:21:29,239 --> 00:21:30,405
Thank you, Officer.
465
00:21:32,409 --> 00:21:33,474
You're no fun.
466
00:21:33,476 --> 00:21:35,776
Mo, they found our stuff.
467
00:21:35,778 --> 00:21:38,478
This is a sign of
positive things to come.
468
00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:41,148
Jenny, Mommy has car to take you home,
469
00:21:41,150 --> 00:21:43,951
and treadmill in room to help diet.
470
00:21:43,953 --> 00:21:45,986
Mo can sleep on floor.
471
00:21:45,988 --> 00:21:49,056
Did I mention that my
family was coming for dinner?
472
00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:53,260
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