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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,400 --> 00:00:04,669 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS] 2 00:00:04,703 --> 00:00:07,407 ['60S POP MUSIC PLAYING] 3 00:00:07,440 --> 00:00:11,009 ?? 4 00:00:11,042 --> 00:00:14,960 So, April [CHUCKLES] um, 5 00:00:15,214 --> 00:00:16,916 I just wanted to start by saying that 6 00:00:16,949 --> 00:00:20,887 it seems like somewhere down the road, 7 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:23,756 there's been some sort of misunderstanding. 8 00:00:23,789 --> 00:00:27,827 Yeah. It appears to us that it is your opinion 9 00:00:27,859 --> 00:00:31,266 that we did something that we just didn't do. 10 00:00:31,291 --> 00:00:32,560 - Yeah. - Yeah. Yeah. 11 00:00:32,731 --> 00:00:35,568 And after putting together the implications 12 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:37,594 of your threats to Drew, 13 00:00:37,653 --> 00:00:39,937 April, do you think we killed someone? 14 00:00:39,962 --> 00:00:41,351 - Because... - Yeah. 15 00:00:41,376 --> 00:00:43,875 - It's like, "What?!" - [ALL CHUCKLE] 16 00:00:43,908 --> 00:00:45,703 Wait. Are you guys saying 17 00:00:45,728 --> 00:00:48,198 you didn't kill a man in cold blood? 18 00:00:48,348 --> 00:00:50,064 - No! No. - [LAUGHING] 19 00:00:50,089 --> 00:00:52,314 - Mm, no. - Why would we? 20 00:00:52,339 --> 00:00:54,375 - That's so weird. - Oh, my God. You guys, 21 00:00:54,431 --> 00:00:57,501 I'm so sorry. This makes me look so crazy. 22 00:00:57,620 --> 00:00:59,322 You should've just called and told me that. 23 00:00:59,457 --> 00:01:01,594 I wouldn't have had us all meet here so early in the day. 24 00:01:01,627 --> 00:01:03,228 - [LAUGHTER] - This is so fun, April! 25 00:01:03,262 --> 00:01:05,097 I'm so glad we got to catch up with you, 26 00:01:05,131 --> 00:01:07,799 but I think we're done, so maybe we should just leave, you guys. 27 00:01:07,832 --> 00:01:09,734 - Yeah. Totally. Yeah. - But it was so good to see you. 28 00:01:09,768 --> 00:01:11,637 - It was great to see you. - Enjoy your breakfast. 29 00:01:11,670 --> 00:01:14,941 Or did you guys have to meet me here 30 00:01:14,974 --> 00:01:17,243 because you killed a man 31 00:01:17,275 --> 00:01:20,479 named Keith Powell? 32 00:01:20,513 --> 00:01:22,915 Okay. So that's, I think, where the misunderstanding lies, 33 00:01:22,947 --> 00:01:25,317 - because... - No. It's not a misunderstanding 34 00:01:25,350 --> 00:01:27,819 when you overhear your neighbors screaming, 35 00:01:27,852 --> 00:01:28,954 "We killed a man, 36 00:01:28,987 --> 00:01:30,623 - and now he's dead!" - Oh. Shh. 37 00:01:30,656 --> 00:01:32,658 - "He's dead! He's dead!" - Hey! Whoa! 38 00:01:32,691 --> 00:01:34,560 - Hey! Shh! - No, she's... 39 00:01:34,593 --> 00:01:37,130 Oh, my God! That was my play. 40 00:01:37,162 --> 00:01:39,831 - Yeah. - April, I wrote a play, 41 00:01:39,864 --> 00:01:42,268 and we were doing a reading of it. 42 00:01:42,301 --> 00:01:43,835 Did you like it, April? I hope you... 43 00:01:43,868 --> 00:01:47,572 Shut up, Portia. I know this wasn't a play. 44 00:01:47,605 --> 00:01:49,841 - I'm not stupid. - You know what, even if 45 00:01:49,875 --> 00:01:52,111 what you thought you heard was true, 46 00:01:52,144 --> 00:01:56,182 I mean, you don't even have any proof, so... 47 00:01:56,215 --> 00:01:58,618 it doesn't matter. Like, this is a waste of our time. 48 00:01:58,650 --> 00:01:59,851 - and we should go. - Right. 49 00:01:59,885 --> 00:02:01,187 - Yeah. - We're gonna bounce out of here, 50 00:02:01,219 --> 00:02:03,623 - and good luck with your... - Thank you. 51 00:02:03,656 --> 00:02:06,192 A Talkgirl. I had a Talkgirl. 52 00:02:06,224 --> 00:02:07,792 [BUTTON CLICKS] 53 00:02:07,825 --> 00:02:09,961 DORY: Well, it's not like I meant to kill him! 54 00:02:09,995 --> 00:02:12,813 - DREW: But you did! We all did! - Okay. 55 00:02:14,703 --> 00:02:17,105 Now do I have your attention? 56 00:02:17,900 --> 00:02:19,267 What do you want? 57 00:02:19,606 --> 00:02:21,275 I don't know. 58 00:02:21,308 --> 00:02:23,844 Money, tons of it. 59 00:02:23,876 --> 00:02:25,945 How much? 60 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:27,613 I mean, I figure between the four of you, 61 00:02:27,647 --> 00:02:30,784 you could probably scrape together $60,000. 62 00:02:30,816 --> 00:02:32,251 - What?! - Absolutely not. 63 00:02:32,284 --> 00:02:33,419 I know we look expensive, 64 00:02:33,452 --> 00:02:34,720 but that is way out of our range. 65 00:02:34,754 --> 00:02:36,790 - Yeah. - So, we get you the money, 66 00:02:36,822 --> 00:02:38,257 we give you the money, and you just give us the tape? 67 00:02:38,290 --> 00:02:41,627 Yeah. But don't try anything. I'll just call the police. 68 00:02:41,660 --> 00:02:43,696 And how do we know that there aren't digital copies 69 00:02:43,730 --> 00:02:45,566 - of that tape? - What? 70 00:02:45,599 --> 00:02:47,801 - Digital what? - Like, is it backed up? 71 00:02:47,833 --> 00:02:50,736 You mean, like, does it rewind? 72 00:02:50,769 --> 00:02:52,606 'Cause, yeah, it rewinds. It fast-forwards. 73 00:02:52,638 --> 00:02:54,141 I can play it in slow motion. 74 00:02:54,173 --> 00:02:57,878 No. April, are there copies? Are there copies of the tape? 75 00:02:57,910 --> 00:03:01,949 No. But I'm going to figure out how to do that. 76 00:03:01,981 --> 00:03:03,883 Well, that's good. That's good. Yeah. You should... 77 00:03:03,916 --> 00:03:06,486 - Whoa! Hey! Hey! No! No! No! - [ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY] 78 00:03:06,519 --> 00:03:09,489 Hey! Oh, my God! 79 00:03:09,523 --> 00:03:12,159 Oh, my God! 80 00:03:12,191 --> 00:03:15,828 You have 48 hours to get me my money! 81 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:18,632 Why are you doing this to us? 82 00:03:18,665 --> 00:03:21,702 Because I don't like how you guys carry yourselves. 83 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:30,177 And I don't think you should kill people. 84 00:03:30,209 --> 00:03:34,581 ?? 85 00:03:34,613 --> 00:03:38,274 ? Obedear, the sky is low ? 86 00:03:38,353 --> 00:03:39,852 [BUZZER] 87 00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:40,988 APHRODITE: When I met Fat Franky, 88 00:03:41,021 --> 00:03:42,488 I was little and stupid 89 00:03:42,522 --> 00:03:45,459 and living on the streets, like, worst, worst life, 90 00:03:45,492 --> 00:03:49,296 and then he came along, and he was rich with big shoulders, 91 00:03:49,328 --> 00:03:51,265 and so I thought, "Okay. Here's my chance." 92 00:03:51,297 --> 00:03:53,599 But then I start to see, like, little signs 93 00:03:53,632 --> 00:03:55,701 that he's, like, doing bad things. 94 00:03:55,735 --> 00:03:58,705 I saw some body parts here and there. 95 00:03:58,737 --> 00:04:00,873 Anyway, I'm so certain 96 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:03,209 that he killed this man that you're talking about. 97 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:04,478 He kill everyone. 98 00:04:04,511 --> 00:04:06,947 I think he's still working at his bus company. 99 00:04:06,980 --> 00:04:11,151 It's called, um, International Bus Exchange. 100 00:04:11,183 --> 00:04:13,019 ?? 101 00:04:13,052 --> 00:04:15,054 I'm sorry. I just realized 102 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:16,723 I went to high school with that guard, 103 00:04:16,756 --> 00:04:18,625 and I just got very distracted. 104 00:04:18,658 --> 00:04:20,227 Could you repeat that? 105 00:04:20,259 --> 00:04:22,896 When I met Fat Franky, I was little and stupid 106 00:04:22,929 --> 00:04:24,731 and living on the streets, like, the worst, worst life. 107 00:04:24,763 --> 00:04:27,234 - [TRAIN WHEELS CLANKING LOUDLY] - DREW: We're so screwed, okay? 108 00:04:27,266 --> 00:04:30,002 There's no way we're going to get $60,000 in two days. 109 00:04:30,035 --> 00:04:32,071 If we could get $60,000 in two days, 110 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:34,649 I would get $60,000 every two days! 111 00:04:34,688 --> 00:04:35,876 - Same! - Yes. Of course. I don't know. 112 00:04:35,908 --> 00:04:37,176 But I don't know. Let's just think about it 113 00:04:37,210 --> 00:04:38,812 for a second. Maybe she would be into 114 00:04:38,845 --> 00:04:40,347 some kind of, like, payment plan or something. 115 00:04:40,379 --> 00:04:42,182 - It's so loud, I can't hear! - We're just complaining 116 00:04:42,215 --> 00:04:44,484 - about needing money, Porsh. - That's the point, Portia! 117 00:04:44,516 --> 00:04:46,319 - What about your mom? - What? 118 00:04:46,352 --> 00:04:47,386 Your mom! 119 00:04:47,420 --> 00:04:49,388 I don't have a mom anymore, remember? 120 00:04:49,422 --> 00:04:52,092 - I have banished her! - Okay, Elliott. I'm sorry, 121 00:04:52,124 --> 00:04:54,227 but what about you? Didn't your grandma just die? 122 00:04:54,261 --> 00:04:55,429 No! She won't die! 123 00:04:55,461 --> 00:04:57,497 We keep waiting for her to die, and she won't die! 124 00:04:57,530 --> 00:05:00,234 Guys, like, I really can't hear! It's really loud! 125 00:05:00,266 --> 00:05:02,435 God damn it, Dory. Huh? Why didn't you just take 126 00:05:02,468 --> 00:05:05,171 the reward money from Chantal's family when you had the chance? 127 00:05:05,204 --> 00:05:07,273 - You know I couldn't! - Well, I hate this! 128 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:09,710 I hate this, okay? I just... I'm halfway to thinking 129 00:05:09,742 --> 00:05:12,578 - we should just kill April! - Look, she's insane, all right? 130 00:05:12,612 --> 00:05:15,282 So no one's gonna believe her if she doesn't have that evidence, 131 00:05:15,314 --> 00:05:17,617 so all we got to do is, we got to get that tape, 132 00:05:17,651 --> 00:05:20,254 - and then we'll be done with it. - What do you want to do, Dory? 133 00:05:20,287 --> 00:05:21,855 What, do you want to break into her apartment, 134 00:05:21,888 --> 00:05:23,257 and then some of us follow her around 135 00:05:23,290 --> 00:05:25,859 and make sure she doesn't come back? 136 00:05:25,891 --> 00:05:27,427 - Yeah. - Okay. 137 00:05:27,460 --> 00:05:28,629 Okay. Should we do that? 138 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:29,896 I feel like that's what we should do. 139 00:05:29,929 --> 00:05:30,964 Okay. Fine. We'll see how it goes. 140 00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:32,366 - We'll see. - Okay. Okay. 141 00:05:32,398 --> 00:05:33,934 Portia and I will do the easier thing. Yeah. 142 00:05:33,966 --> 00:05:35,468 All right. Do we all feel good about that? 143 00:05:35,501 --> 00:05:36,512 - Yeah! Yeah! - All right. 144 00:05:36,537 --> 00:05:37,769 - That's what we're going to do! - I feel fine! 145 00:05:37,794 --> 00:05:40,206 Guys, focus, okay?! We need to figure out 146 00:05:40,239 --> 00:05:42,391 what we're going to do about April! 147 00:05:45,252 --> 00:05:47,455 - Oh, my God. You guys. - [KITTENS MEOWING] 148 00:05:47,501 --> 00:05:50,408 Aw. This one is obsessed with me. 149 00:05:50,449 --> 00:05:53,886 Oh. Dory, will you take a pic? I want to send it to Elijah. 150 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:56,256 I think we should all be concentrating on the door, okay? 151 00:05:56,288 --> 00:05:57,315 I don't want to miss her. 152 00:05:57,340 --> 00:05:59,392 We've been here forever, okay? I can't keep pretending 153 00:05:59,425 --> 00:06:01,260 like I'm interested in buying the entire litter. 154 00:06:01,293 --> 00:06:02,895 She normally leaves in the afternoon, 155 00:06:02,929 --> 00:06:04,064 so it should be any minute. 156 00:06:04,097 --> 00:06:05,932 Hey, guys. Still deciding? 157 00:06:05,965 --> 00:06:08,902 Uh, yeah. It's just a lot of responsibility, so... 158 00:06:08,934 --> 00:06:10,504 I know. I wish we could split them up, 159 00:06:10,537 --> 00:06:11,804 but that would be inhumane. 160 00:06:11,838 --> 00:06:13,439 - Uh-huh. - But I like to think of it 161 00:06:13,473 --> 00:06:15,941 like six cats is six times the responsibility, 162 00:06:15,975 --> 00:06:18,645 but, oh, the chorus of purrs. 163 00:06:18,677 --> 00:06:21,081 - Oh, I love that! - That's so true, Kennifer, 164 00:06:21,114 --> 00:06:23,850 but I think my wife and I need to keep consulting. 165 00:06:23,883 --> 00:06:26,687 - Thank you. - Yeah. I think we're gonna need 166 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:28,588 - 10... about 10 more minutes. - Mm-hmm. 167 00:06:28,621 --> 00:06:29,790 - Okay. - Thank you, Kennifer. 168 00:06:29,823 --> 00:06:31,925 Oh. There she is! 169 00:06:31,958 --> 00:06:33,460 - Get down! - Okay. Let's let her 170 00:06:33,492 --> 00:06:35,428 - get, like, a block down. - Yes. 171 00:06:35,461 --> 00:06:36,595 [KITTEN MEOWS] 172 00:06:36,629 --> 00:06:38,165 Okay. Now. Let's go. 173 00:06:38,198 --> 00:06:39,666 - Here we go. - All right. Put the cats back. 174 00:06:39,699 --> 00:06:41,001 - Put the cats back. - Okay. Okay. Okay. 175 00:06:41,033 --> 00:06:42,268 - Bye. - Come on. Come on. 176 00:06:42,302 --> 00:06:44,438 - Come on. Come on. Okay. - I got to go. 177 00:06:44,470 --> 00:06:54,348 ?? 178 00:06:54,381 --> 00:07:04,291 ?? 179 00:07:04,324 --> 00:07:05,792 JOY: Bingo. 180 00:07:05,824 --> 00:07:07,461 There he is. 181 00:07:07,494 --> 00:07:10,464 Fat Franky. 182 00:07:10,497 --> 00:07:13,066 Damn. That's a big boy. 183 00:07:13,098 --> 00:07:15,235 All right. 184 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:17,037 Where you taking me? 185 00:07:17,069 --> 00:07:19,206 ?? 186 00:07:19,239 --> 00:07:22,409 ? You just call on me, brother ? 187 00:07:22,441 --> 00:07:24,811 ? When you need a hand ? 188 00:07:24,843 --> 00:07:30,216 ? We all need somebody to lean on ? 189 00:07:30,249 --> 00:07:33,853 ? I just might have a problem that you'd understand ? 190 00:07:33,886 --> 00:07:35,756 She actually has a good voice. 191 00:07:35,788 --> 00:07:38,324 ? We all need somebody to lean on ? 192 00:07:38,357 --> 00:07:41,761 Honestly, I have never been more afraid for my own life. 193 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:43,062 ? Lean on me ? 194 00:07:43,095 --> 00:07:50,703 ?? 195 00:07:50,737 --> 00:07:58,545 ?? 196 00:07:58,578 --> 00:08:06,453 ?? 197 00:08:10,790 --> 00:08:12,958 Oh, God. 198 00:08:12,992 --> 00:08:15,028 - Okay. - Holy shit. 199 00:08:15,061 --> 00:08:17,293 - Hey, just don't look down, Dory. - I already am, okay? 200 00:08:17,355 --> 00:08:18,746 - Okay, all right, well, don't. - Yes. 201 00:08:18,771 --> 00:08:20,872 Yeah. Okay. 202 00:08:21,066 --> 00:08:23,403 [BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY] 203 00:08:27,246 --> 00:08:29,616 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 204 00:08:29,641 --> 00:08:31,043 Okay. 205 00:08:33,011 --> 00:08:35,247 - It's locked. - Oh, shit. 206 00:08:35,280 --> 00:08:37,050 ?? 207 00:08:37,083 --> 00:08:38,385 Wait, what are you doing? 208 00:08:38,418 --> 00:08:39,553 Okay. 209 00:08:39,585 --> 00:08:44,723 ?? 210 00:08:44,756 --> 00:08:46,559 Whew! 211 00:08:46,593 --> 00:08:47,794 - Wow. - Yeah, okay. 212 00:08:47,827 --> 00:08:49,763 Yeah, yeah, that worked. 213 00:08:49,795 --> 00:08:52,361 Okay. Oh. 214 00:08:52,386 --> 00:08:54,502 Oh. Oh, my God. 215 00:08:56,102 --> 00:08:58,605 Okay. Hey. Maybe... Maybe we shouldn't do this. 216 00:08:58,637 --> 00:09:00,239 Wait, what? Oh. 217 00:09:00,272 --> 00:09:02,843 - Oh, my God. It smells awful. - Oh, my God. 218 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:04,910 Wow. Oh, God. 219 00:09:04,944 --> 00:09:06,011 Oh, God. 220 00:09:06,045 --> 00:09:08,886 She's mentally ill. 221 00:09:08,949 --> 00:09:10,282 Sing with me! 222 00:09:10,315 --> 00:09:13,185 ? You just call on me, brother ? 223 00:09:13,218 --> 00:09:14,420 ? When you need a hand ? 224 00:09:14,453 --> 00:09:16,589 Is this the only song she knows? 225 00:09:16,622 --> 00:09:19,124 She just keeps singing the same song over and over. 226 00:09:19,157 --> 00:09:22,195 [CACKLING WILDLY] 227 00:09:27,333 --> 00:09:28,668 I mean, would she label it? 228 00:09:28,700 --> 00:09:30,603 Should we just put all these in a trash bag and run? 229 00:09:30,636 --> 00:09:32,372 No. No. No. No. No. Just look for a pink label, okay? 230 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:34,473 It had a hot pink label. It matches the Talkgirl, 231 00:09:34,506 --> 00:09:35,976 so just look for that. 232 00:09:36,008 --> 00:09:37,176 Why are there so many tapes? 233 00:09:37,209 --> 00:09:38,978 Why is there so much crap everywhere? 234 00:09:39,011 --> 00:09:41,848 This apartment is filthy. 235 00:09:41,881 --> 00:09:43,482 - Drew. - What? 236 00:09:43,516 --> 00:09:44,885 Just, like, don't move for a second. 237 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:46,386 - Why? What's up? - It's okay. 238 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:48,221 You just have, like, a little bug on you or something. 239 00:09:48,253 --> 00:09:49,555 What? A bug? No. No. No. Oh, no. Shut up! 240 00:09:49,588 --> 00:09:51,156 Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! 241 00:09:51,189 --> 00:09:53,026 [BOTH SCREAMING] 242 00:09:53,059 --> 00:09:54,627 - Ugh! Yeah. - Ohh! I hate it here! 243 00:09:54,660 --> 00:09:56,496 I know. I know. Let's just focus on finding the tape, 244 00:09:56,529 --> 00:09:58,231 and then we'll get the hell out of here, okay? 245 00:09:58,264 --> 00:10:00,867 - Ohh. - It's on my finger, too. 246 00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:02,569 [GIGGLING] 247 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:09,242 ?? 248 00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:15,682 ?? 249 00:10:15,714 --> 00:10:17,216 Jesus Christ. 250 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:18,684 Why is there so much cat food? 251 00:10:18,718 --> 00:10:22,756 I don't see a cat anywhere. Does she just eat cat food? 252 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:26,226 ?? 253 00:10:26,258 --> 00:10:28,482 I-I found where she keeps all her pink stuff. 254 00:10:30,228 --> 00:10:32,431 - Excuse me! Hi! - Hi. Can I help you? 255 00:10:32,464 --> 00:10:35,167 APRIL: This is so, so, so cute. 256 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:36,702 Do you have any other patterns in the back? 257 00:10:36,736 --> 00:10:38,538 Everything's on the rack. There's no back. 258 00:10:38,570 --> 00:10:40,739 Oh, okay. Thank you for clearing that up. 259 00:10:40,772 --> 00:10:42,007 Will you let management know 260 00:10:42,040 --> 00:10:44,444 that I absolutely love this place? 261 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,212 - Hey. What's your name? - Sandy. 262 00:10:46,245 --> 00:10:49,115 Sandy? You're doing an incredible job, Sandy. 263 00:10:49,147 --> 00:10:51,684 Thank you so much. Can I tip you? 264 00:10:51,718 --> 00:10:54,721 She's, like, crazy, but she's happy crazy. 265 00:10:54,753 --> 00:10:57,756 I can't believe this person has power over us. 266 00:10:57,790 --> 00:11:00,459 [GIGGLES] 267 00:11:00,492 --> 00:11:02,362 [SMOOCHES] 268 00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:11,571 ?? 269 00:11:11,603 --> 00:11:20,814 ?? 270 00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:30,090 ?? 271 00:11:30,122 --> 00:11:32,092 Drew, come in here! 272 00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:35,261 Drew! 273 00:11:35,294 --> 00:11:37,831 - Did you find it? - No, but I found a safe. 274 00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:40,599 Oh, God. 275 00:11:40,632 --> 00:11:41,832 This is definitely it. 276 00:11:43,001 --> 00:11:44,270 FRANKY: Look at all that money. 277 00:11:44,303 --> 00:11:45,838 Isn't that just beautiful? 278 00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:49,242 Yeah. It's got good friction. 279 00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:50,809 You earned it. 280 00:11:50,843 --> 00:11:54,113 ?? 281 00:11:54,146 --> 00:11:55,748 Yeah. It's me. 282 00:11:55,781 --> 00:11:57,783 Listen, I'm going to pick you up in a few minutes, all right? 283 00:11:57,817 --> 00:12:00,352 I'm on my way, all right? 284 00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:05,625 ?? 285 00:12:05,657 --> 00:12:07,493 I mean, she's not even looking at what she's getting. 286 00:12:07,526 --> 00:12:12,297 She's just, like, stacking clothes over her arm. 287 00:12:12,330 --> 00:12:13,800 Okay. I'm sorry. Not to get us distracted, 288 00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:17,603 but these mannequins look exactly like us, right? 289 00:12:17,636 --> 00:12:19,338 Oh, my God. 290 00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:21,775 They're, like, slightly hotter versions of us. 291 00:12:21,808 --> 00:12:23,643 Should we take a picture? 292 00:12:23,675 --> 00:12:26,478 Yeah! We have to. 293 00:12:26,511 --> 00:12:28,948 Okay. Now, do a peace sign. 294 00:12:28,981 --> 00:12:30,385 Do a peace sign. 295 00:12:32,584 --> 00:12:34,687 - Want me to take it for you? - Oh, my God! April! 296 00:12:34,721 --> 00:12:37,357 - What are you doing here? - [LAUGHS] 297 00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:39,992 We're here because we love this place! 298 00:12:40,026 --> 00:12:41,327 Do you love this place? 299 00:12:41,359 --> 00:12:43,268 [LAUGHS] This happens all the time. 300 00:12:43,293 --> 00:12:44,762 I'm not April. 301 00:12:44,787 --> 00:12:46,255 - I'm sorry? - Huh? 302 00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:47,333 I'm June. 303 00:12:47,366 --> 00:12:50,569 We're twins, identical twins. 304 00:12:50,602 --> 00:12:52,972 We get confused all the time. 305 00:12:53,005 --> 00:12:55,141 Oh, my God. 306 00:12:55,174 --> 00:12:56,576 Oh, my God. 307 00:12:58,376 --> 00:13:02,048 Oh! For crying out loud, 308 00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:04,016 I could be pregnant for all you know, 309 00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:05,184 - baby killer! - I-I'm sorry. 310 00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:06,586 - I'm sorry. - Don't you watch 311 00:13:06,618 --> 00:13:09,354 where you're going, liberal-ass piece of shit? 312 00:13:09,387 --> 00:13:11,690 - I'm sorry. I said, "I'm sorry." - Oh. "I'm sorry"? 313 00:13:11,723 --> 00:13:12,858 Look at this shit! 314 00:13:12,891 --> 00:13:14,694 Now I have to go home and change my shirt! 315 00:13:14,727 --> 00:13:18,530 I can't be walking around looking like a maniac, now, can I? 316 00:13:18,564 --> 00:13:23,035 Look, this is us when we met our dad for the first time. 317 00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:25,066 Pick up! Pick up! Pick up! Pick up! Pick up! Pick up! 318 00:13:25,091 --> 00:13:26,905 Okay. She's not picking up. Call Drew. 319 00:13:26,939 --> 00:13:28,274 I don't have Drew's number. 320 00:13:28,306 --> 00:13:29,942 What? That's insane. You're so stupid. 321 00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:34,547 People always used to say, "June, you're the happy one, 322 00:13:34,579 --> 00:13:37,117 and, April, you're the wrathful, 323 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:40,285 vindictive, evil one." 324 00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:41,588 [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] 325 00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:45,257 [CACKLES] 326 00:13:45,290 --> 00:13:47,794 Oh, sometimes, I don't even know what I'm laughing about. 327 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:50,764 [CACKLES] 328 00:13:50,796 --> 00:13:53,298 I used to do this all the time in junior high 329 00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:55,235 to steal my buddy's books. 330 00:13:55,267 --> 00:13:56,468 Are you trying to impress me? 331 00:13:56,501 --> 00:13:58,592 [CHUCKLES] Shut up. 332 00:13:58,771 --> 00:14:04,006 ?? 333 00:14:04,038 --> 00:14:06,107 Keep that away from me. 334 00:14:06,141 --> 00:14:14,750 ?? 335 00:14:14,782 --> 00:14:17,284 Ugh. Oh! 336 00:14:17,317 --> 00:14:19,820 Nothing works! Nothing is good! 337 00:14:19,854 --> 00:14:22,290 ?? 338 00:14:22,322 --> 00:14:25,026 Okay. I think I heard it. 339 00:14:25,060 --> 00:14:27,763 - Write down 23. - I'll remember. 340 00:14:27,796 --> 00:14:33,635 ?? 341 00:14:33,667 --> 00:14:36,203 Oh. Hey. Hear about that maintenance increase? 342 00:14:36,237 --> 00:14:37,706 - Can't get a break, right? - Uh, yeah. 343 00:14:37,738 --> 00:14:40,341 I did, and I will not be paying that. 344 00:14:40,374 --> 00:14:43,778 Maybe I like the building broken. 345 00:14:43,811 --> 00:14:45,681 Uh, yeah. 346 00:14:46,848 --> 00:14:49,385 [LOCK CLICKING] 347 00:14:51,352 --> 00:14:53,488 - Did you hear that? - Shh. I'm trying to listen. 348 00:14:53,521 --> 00:14:55,490 - No. No. - [DOOR OPENS] 349 00:14:55,522 --> 00:14:57,325 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I think... 350 00:14:57,358 --> 00:14:59,061 I think it's her. 351 00:14:59,094 --> 00:15:05,867 ?? 352 00:15:05,899 --> 00:15:12,707 ?? 353 00:15:12,740 --> 00:15:15,710 No. No. 354 00:15:15,743 --> 00:15:17,412 "F" no. 355 00:15:17,445 --> 00:15:18,914 Fine. 356 00:15:18,946 --> 00:15:26,421 ?? 357 00:15:26,454 --> 00:15:33,729 ?? 358 00:15:33,762 --> 00:15:35,795 [SIGHS] 359 00:15:35,796 --> 00:15:37,199 Fuck you. 360 00:15:37,232 --> 00:15:46,875 ?? 361 00:15:46,907 --> 00:15:56,283 ?? 362 00:15:56,316 --> 00:15:59,354 [CELLPHONE VIBRATING] 363 00:15:59,387 --> 00:16:00,921 Dory, pick up! She's a twin! 364 00:16:00,955 --> 00:16:03,925 April is a twin, and we have followed the wrong twin. 365 00:16:03,958 --> 00:16:05,460 We do not know where April is, 366 00:16:05,493 --> 00:16:07,595 and you need to get out of the apartment right now. 367 00:16:07,628 --> 00:16:10,031 I repeat, this is a twin-based emergency. 368 00:16:10,064 --> 00:16:11,757 - Leave now! - Aah! 369 00:16:11,965 --> 00:16:13,868 [CELLPHONE VIBRATING] 370 00:16:13,902 --> 00:16:22,243 ?? 371 00:16:22,277 --> 00:16:30,819 ?? 372 00:16:30,852 --> 00:16:39,227 ?? 373 00:16:39,259 --> 00:16:40,895 Gotcha! 374 00:16:40,929 --> 00:16:49,671 ?? 375 00:16:49,704 --> 00:16:51,573 Ha, ha! 376 00:16:51,605 --> 00:16:57,578 ?? 377 00:16:57,612 --> 00:17:03,418 ?? 378 00:17:03,450 --> 00:17:07,856 [SINGSONG VOICE] Dory, I found your phone. 379 00:17:07,888 --> 00:17:14,795 ?? 380 00:17:14,829 --> 00:17:21,703 ?? 381 00:17:21,735 --> 00:17:22,771 Ha! 382 00:17:22,803 --> 00:17:25,673 [BOTH SCREAMING] 383 00:17:25,706 --> 00:17:33,614 ?? 384 00:17:33,647 --> 00:17:41,322 ?? 385 00:17:41,356 --> 00:17:43,724 [CLATTER] 386 00:17:43,757 --> 00:17:50,831 ?? 387 00:17:50,865 --> 00:17:52,166 [CAT MEOWS] 388 00:17:52,199 --> 00:17:53,834 - Excuse me? - [GASPS] 389 00:17:53,868 --> 00:17:56,737 ?? 390 00:17:56,771 --> 00:17:58,138 Oh. 391 00:17:58,172 --> 00:18:00,308 Oh, wait. Oh, shit. 392 00:18:00,340 --> 00:18:01,508 Oh, shit. 393 00:18:01,541 --> 00:18:03,645 Oh, shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. 394 00:18:03,677 --> 00:18:05,179 No. No. No. No. No. No. No. 395 00:18:05,213 --> 00:18:06,414 Oh, shit. 396 00:18:06,446 --> 00:18:09,416 No. No. No. No. No. Shit. Shit. Shit. 397 00:18:09,449 --> 00:18:12,720 [GASPING] 398 00:18:12,753 --> 00:18:15,991 You come into my home, you try to break into my safe? 399 00:18:16,023 --> 00:18:17,191 This is my home! 400 00:18:17,224 --> 00:18:18,426 - Aah! Okay! Okay! - Stop! 401 00:18:18,458 --> 00:18:19,860 - April! - Okay! Stop! 402 00:18:19,894 --> 00:18:23,031 And let's not forget that you rejected me, Drew, 403 00:18:23,063 --> 00:18:25,734 - and that hurt my feelings! - I'm very sorry about that. 404 00:18:25,766 --> 00:18:27,534 And then you bring your shrimp-ass girlfriend 405 00:18:27,568 --> 00:18:29,871 in here and invade my space? 406 00:18:29,904 --> 00:18:31,406 You know what? I want more money. 407 00:18:31,438 --> 00:18:32,873 April. April. Listen, we're sorry. 408 00:18:32,907 --> 00:18:34,676 - We're really sorry. - I want $100,000! 409 00:18:34,708 --> 00:18:37,077 - No! - And I want it by tomorrow, 410 00:18:37,110 --> 00:18:38,746 or I am calling the cops, 411 00:18:38,780 --> 00:18:41,750 and I'm telling them that you guys murdered someone! 412 00:18:41,782 --> 00:18:43,284 - April, please. - And you're going to spend 413 00:18:43,318 --> 00:18:45,353 the rest of your lives in jail. 414 00:18:45,386 --> 00:18:48,857 And I'll do it. I've got nothing to lose! 415 00:18:48,889 --> 00:18:50,124 DREW: April... 416 00:18:50,157 --> 00:18:52,127 - Okay! - Okay! Okay! 417 00:18:52,159 --> 00:18:54,963 God! Oh, please. Just listen. 418 00:18:54,995 --> 00:18:56,730 - We're sorry. - Shut up. 419 00:18:57,762 --> 00:19:00,234 Okay! Hey! Okay! Okay! Okay! 420 00:19:00,268 --> 00:19:01,903 - We'll have your money. - What? 421 00:19:01,936 --> 00:19:05,540 - We'll have your money. - Get out of my house! 422 00:19:05,572 --> 00:19:07,975 God damn it. God damn it. 423 00:19:08,009 --> 00:19:10,111 Okay. Okay. 424 00:19:10,144 --> 00:19:12,213 Oh, my God. Okay. Okay. Okay. 425 00:19:12,245 --> 00:19:16,083 Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. 426 00:19:16,117 --> 00:19:18,820 Please. Oh, God. 427 00:19:18,852 --> 00:19:22,323 [GASPING] 428 00:19:22,357 --> 00:19:24,392 Okay. That's what you're going to do. 429 00:19:24,425 --> 00:19:25,894 That's what you're going to do. 430 00:19:25,926 --> 00:19:28,295 Okay. Yes. 431 00:19:28,329 --> 00:19:30,298 Okay. This is what you're going to do. 432 00:19:30,330 --> 00:19:31,765 This is what you're going to do. 433 00:19:31,799 --> 00:19:32,599 Okay. 434 00:19:32,632 --> 00:19:36,103 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 435 00:19:36,137 --> 00:19:38,839 Okay. Okay. 436 00:19:38,872 --> 00:19:41,109 [SOBBING] Okay. All right. Okay. 437 00:19:41,141 --> 00:19:42,476 They'll find me here. 438 00:19:42,510 --> 00:19:44,746 They'll find me here, and then, he's there. 439 00:19:44,779 --> 00:19:46,114 Okay. 440 00:19:46,147 --> 00:19:47,415 [SOBBING] 441 00:19:47,447 --> 00:19:49,783 Here we go. Go. Go. Go. 442 00:19:49,817 --> 00:19:51,953 [PANTING] 443 00:19:51,985 --> 00:19:53,455 Ohh! 444 00:19:53,487 --> 00:19:56,123 [SCREAMING, SOBBING] 445 00:19:56,157 --> 00:19:58,259 ?? 446 00:19:58,291 --> 00:20:00,395 Oh, God! 447 00:20:04,532 --> 00:20:07,301 - Can I say something messed up? - Mm-hmm. 448 00:20:07,334 --> 00:20:10,671 I truly think Dory is going to hell. 449 00:20:10,705 --> 00:20:14,376 There's no such thing, um, but if there is a hell, 450 00:20:14,408 --> 00:20:18,213 - we're all going, Portia. - No, just Dory. 451 00:20:18,245 --> 00:20:20,714 God knows what happened. 452 00:20:20,747 --> 00:20:21,782 He's fair. 453 00:20:21,816 --> 00:20:23,718 He clocked that we were tricked. 454 00:20:23,751 --> 00:20:25,552 Yeah. Drew's going to hell, too, 455 00:20:25,586 --> 00:20:27,789 for being the straight white man that dealt the final blow. 456 00:20:27,821 --> 00:20:30,891 All I ever did was be a good friend. 457 00:20:30,925 --> 00:20:33,494 ?? 458 00:20:33,528 --> 00:20:35,130 And I shouldn't have been. 459 00:20:35,163 --> 00:20:39,401 ? Time is a leap out from my love ? 460 00:20:39,434 --> 00:20:41,469 ?? 461 00:20:41,502 --> 00:20:43,405 - [WATER RUNNING] - ? It's a rose that grows ? 462 00:20:43,437 --> 00:20:46,707 ? From a seed that I've spit out ? 463 00:20:46,741 --> 00:20:49,411 What if we just ran away? I mean, I'm looking at flights 464 00:20:49,444 --> 00:20:51,012 to Acapulco, and... and they're so cheap. 465 00:20:51,044 --> 00:20:54,148 I mean, there's one that leaves at 1:00 a.m. from LaGuardia. 466 00:20:54,182 --> 00:20:56,418 Hey, what'd you say? 467 00:20:56,451 --> 00:20:59,921 I was just suggesting we leave the country. 468 00:20:59,954 --> 00:21:03,090 I, um, haven't thought about that. 469 00:21:03,124 --> 00:21:05,760 I don't know what to do. 470 00:21:05,792 --> 00:21:07,594 And I left my phone charger at the apartment, 471 00:21:07,628 --> 00:21:09,664 and there's no way I'm ever going back there. 472 00:21:09,696 --> 00:21:11,765 I mean, Drew, you might have to live 473 00:21:11,799 --> 00:21:14,269 in this hotel forever, you know? 474 00:21:14,301 --> 00:21:16,036 - Yeah. - And I can't believe 475 00:21:16,070 --> 00:21:17,571 she just said, "$100,000." 476 00:21:17,605 --> 00:21:20,008 It's like, she doesn't even know what that means. 477 00:21:20,041 --> 00:21:22,944 But because she said it, now we have to do it? 478 00:21:22,976 --> 00:21:24,244 I can't be the reason 479 00:21:24,278 --> 00:21:26,414 that all the people I care about most in this world 480 00:21:26,446 --> 00:21:28,116 are going to go to jail. 481 00:21:28,148 --> 00:21:32,887 ?? 482 00:21:32,919 --> 00:21:35,756 Tell me everything's going to be okay. 483 00:21:35,790 --> 00:21:44,465 ?? 484 00:21:44,499 --> 00:21:53,308 ?? 485 00:21:53,340 --> 00:22:02,050 ?? 486 00:22:02,082 --> 00:22:04,418 - I love you, Dory. - I love you, too. 487 00:22:04,452 --> 00:22:06,488 I love you. I love you. 488 00:22:06,521 --> 00:22:08,156 - I love you. - I love you. 489 00:22:08,188 --> 00:22:10,157 I love you so much. 490 00:22:10,191 --> 00:22:11,826 I love you. 491 00:22:11,859 --> 00:22:14,795 ? I know that I've found ? 492 00:22:14,829 --> 00:22:19,334 ? The only one, the only love for me ? 493 00:22:19,367 --> 00:22:22,436 ? Too gone and too proud ? 494 00:22:22,470 --> 00:22:26,274 ? For any love or anyone again ? 495 00:22:26,307 --> 00:22:31,579 ? I wanna run in the light that pulls you under ? 496 00:22:31,611 --> 00:22:33,848 ? Are you really ever too gone? ? 497 00:22:33,873 --> 00:22:39,813 ? I wanna run in the light that pulls you under ? 498 00:22:39,837 --> 00:22:42,914 499 00:22:42,964 --> 00:22:47,514 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34906

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