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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:19,868 [ dog barks ] deb: Coming! Hello! 2 00:00:19,870 --> 00:00:21,270 Hi. Deb. 3 00:00:21,272 --> 00:00:25,207 My name is joy hartman. I'm a detective with the nypd. 4 00:00:25,209 --> 00:00:26,875 Oh. 5 00:00:26,877 --> 00:00:29,178 I wanted to speak with you about your ex-husband, keith powell. 6 00:00:29,180 --> 00:00:34,483 He's not dead, is he? I'm so sorry. 7 00:00:34,485 --> 00:00:36,051 Oh, my god. 8 00:00:36,053 --> 00:00:38,721 So, what was your relationship with him like? 9 00:00:38,723 --> 00:00:41,790 Sometimes good, sometimes not good. 10 00:00:41,792 --> 00:00:44,793 It was a relationship. Right. 11 00:00:44,795 --> 00:00:48,530 And, um, have you been to montreal in the past couple of weeks? 12 00:00:48,532 --> 00:00:49,732 All right, you know what? 13 00:00:49,734 --> 00:00:51,834 I'm not one of these ladies with wet hair 14 00:00:51,836 --> 00:00:53,569 Who kills the father of her child, all right? 15 00:00:53,571 --> 00:00:55,571 So you can just put that shit to rest. 16 00:00:55,573 --> 00:00:57,072 If you're looking for a bad guy, 17 00:00:57,074 --> 00:00:58,974 Why don't you look into who fat franky is. 18 00:00:58,976 --> 00:01:03,078 Hey, crystal. Did you ever ask your family about fat franky? 19 00:01:03,080 --> 00:01:04,513 Family? Yeah. 20 00:01:04,515 --> 00:01:05,848 What about my family? 21 00:01:05,850 --> 00:01:08,016 Did you ever ask them about fat franky? 22 00:01:08,018 --> 00:01:09,485 My family would have to be in the mob 23 00:01:09,487 --> 00:01:12,354 To know about a guy named fat franky. 24 00:01:12,356 --> 00:01:13,889 My family's not in the mob. 25 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:16,333 His girlfriend told us there's this guy named 26 00:01:16,335 --> 00:01:19,203 Fat franky who's been causing trouble. 27 00:01:19,205 --> 00:01:23,541 So he had a girlfriend? Check with her. 28 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:27,468 � obedear, the sky is low � 29 00:01:27,470 --> 00:01:30,437 � watch fluent seamen rig their rudders � 30 00:01:30,439 --> 00:01:33,841 El? I have to leave now, I have my rehearsal! 31 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:37,267 Hey, baba ganoush! Hey, pita bread! 32 00:01:37,269 --> 00:01:38,969 Okay, it's insane that you're here. 33 00:01:38,971 --> 00:01:40,037 I'm literally writing about you right now. 34 00:01:40,039 --> 00:01:41,505 All good things, I hope. 35 00:01:41,507 --> 00:01:44,208 I actually just finished an entire sentence 36 00:01:44,210 --> 00:01:45,642 About how you and I can sit in silence together 37 00:01:45,644 --> 00:01:47,177 And envision what the other person's thinking. 38 00:01:47,179 --> 00:01:50,581 Like, let's do it. Let's sit in silence. 39 00:01:54,053 --> 00:01:56,053 Track lighting. Yeah. 40 00:01:56,055 --> 00:01:59,623 Ahh! [ giggles ] 41 00:01:59,625 --> 00:02:03,460 So, el, I was, um, thinking maybe you should just see 42 00:02:03,462 --> 00:02:05,529 A... Doctor for the rash. 43 00:02:05,531 --> 00:02:07,731 Oh, no. As long as I'm not exposed to the sun ever again, 44 00:02:07,733 --> 00:02:09,800 I'll be totally fine. 45 00:02:09,802 --> 00:02:11,034 [ whimpers ] 46 00:02:11,036 --> 00:02:14,738 El, you're scaring me. I got you, girl! 47 00:02:14,740 --> 00:02:16,473 [ laughs ] 48 00:02:22,147 --> 00:02:24,681 Hey. 49 00:02:24,683 --> 00:02:27,217 Dory. What are you doing here? 50 00:02:27,219 --> 00:02:29,319 I just came to bring him these. 51 00:02:29,321 --> 00:02:31,922 It's really not a good time right now. 52 00:02:31,924 --> 00:02:34,591 He's losing it, and I'm late for my first rehearsal. 53 00:02:34,593 --> 00:02:37,427 Right, yeah, I mean, I'll just drop them off with... no! 54 00:02:37,429 --> 00:02:39,229 I don't want him getting crazier. 55 00:02:39,231 --> 00:02:42,599 Right. [ chuckles ] I mean, I seriously can't just... 56 00:02:42,601 --> 00:02:43,934 Dory. 57 00:02:43,936 --> 00:02:45,502 I told you it's not a good time, 58 00:02:45,504 --> 00:02:49,506 Please don't throw a fit about it, okay? 59 00:02:49,508 --> 00:02:50,874 Portia. 60 00:02:50,876 --> 00:02:53,176 [ floor boards creak ] 61 00:02:54,780 --> 00:02:57,447 [ intro to "they always fly away" by blouse plays ] 62 00:02:57,449 --> 00:03:02,286 � do you want to follow me indoors? � 63 00:03:02,288 --> 00:03:06,957 � get the elevator to my floor � 64 00:03:06,959 --> 00:03:09,359 � there's a lonely blackbird... � 65 00:03:09,361 --> 00:03:10,460 Ugh! 66 00:03:10,462 --> 00:03:13,263 Oh, my god. Are you okay, ma'am? I'm so sorry. 67 00:03:13,265 --> 00:03:17,034 Oh, my god, I feel so bad. 68 00:03:17,036 --> 00:03:20,037 Oh, my god, molly? Oh no, I'm so sorry! 69 00:03:20,039 --> 00:03:21,738 This makes it so much worse. 70 00:03:21,740 --> 00:03:24,408 I'm sorry, I was late to work, and I knocked you down. 71 00:03:24,410 --> 00:03:25,976 It's fine, don't worry. Are you sure you're all right? 72 00:03:25,978 --> 00:03:29,146 Yeah. Drew, right? Yeah. Yeah, drew. 73 00:03:29,148 --> 00:03:30,814 Yes. We met at the drink thing. 74 00:03:30,816 --> 00:03:32,382 Oh, that was so fun. Yes. Yes, um. 75 00:03:32,384 --> 00:03:34,785 Well, it was nice to see you. Yeah, it was so good to see you. 76 00:03:34,787 --> 00:03:36,320 I feel so stupid... 77 00:03:36,322 --> 00:03:38,055 No. No! I... i got to run. Bye! 78 00:03:38,057 --> 00:03:41,158 Sorry! No... no problem! 79 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:44,633 So, this is it. 80 00:03:44,635 --> 00:03:48,971 This is headquarters, aka your new home! 81 00:03:48,973 --> 00:03:51,240 Take it in. 82 00:03:51,242 --> 00:03:53,342 That's clayton, the communications director. 83 00:03:53,344 --> 00:03:54,843 You won't be working with him, 84 00:03:54,845 --> 00:03:56,545 But that's okay because he's a meanie. 85 00:03:56,547 --> 00:03:57,880 [ phone ringing ] 86 00:03:57,882 --> 00:04:00,415 I said, he's a meanie! [ laughs ] 87 00:04:00,417 --> 00:04:01,984 Now let me show you to mary's office, 88 00:04:01,986 --> 00:04:03,185 She wants to greet you, but usually, like, 89 00:04:03,187 --> 00:04:04,586 Don't knock on her door or anything, 90 00:04:04,588 --> 00:04:06,021 'cause she's, like, really, really busy, 91 00:04:06,023 --> 00:04:07,723 And she does not have time for you. 92 00:04:07,725 --> 00:04:10,859 Uh, mary! Dory seif and julian marcus are here for you. 93 00:04:10,861 --> 00:04:12,427 Oh! Oh! Oh! Ah! 94 00:04:12,429 --> 00:04:14,263 Was that my fault or you fault? 95 00:04:14,265 --> 00:04:16,265 I feel like that was not my fault. 96 00:04:16,267 --> 00:04:21,069 What an entrance! Are you okay? Yeah, I'm so sorry. 97 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:35,401 See, I think if I can just make the strips flow, 98 00:04:35,403 --> 00:04:37,069 Then it's gonna be easy for me to see 99 00:04:37,071 --> 00:04:38,904 Where the story problems are. [ insane laughter ] I got it. 100 00:04:38,906 --> 00:04:42,374 Okay, babe, uh, I'm gonna tell you something, 101 00:04:42,376 --> 00:04:44,143 And I don't want you to freak out. 102 00:04:44,145 --> 00:04:48,981 Okay. We are officially out of aluminum foil. 103 00:04:53,154 --> 00:04:54,520 But we need to cover the windows. 104 00:04:54,522 --> 00:04:57,323 Trust me, I think it'll be okay 105 00:04:57,325 --> 00:05:00,259 If a little sunlight gets on some of these strips. 106 00:05:00,261 --> 00:05:02,728 Okay. Do you see where we are right now? 107 00:05:02,730 --> 00:05:05,364 We are 20, maybe [screaming] 30 minutes away 108 00:05:05,366 --> 00:05:07,833 From the sunlight hitting one of the strips! 109 00:05:07,835 --> 00:05:09,535 Do you not give a shit?! 110 00:05:09,537 --> 00:05:12,871 I do, I really do, and... and i... good! 111 00:05:12,873 --> 00:05:15,574 I'm trying, but I've never had to do this before! 112 00:05:15,576 --> 00:05:17,243 But I want to do it right! 113 00:05:17,245 --> 00:05:19,878 I want you to look back after you're better 114 00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:21,614 And think I did it right! 115 00:05:21,616 --> 00:05:23,048 Well, you're not doing it right, 116 00:05:23,050 --> 00:05:25,284 And you've never done it right, and I'm sorry, 117 00:05:25,286 --> 00:05:26,752 But I don't ask for a lot either. 118 00:05:26,754 --> 00:05:31,423 [ scoffs ] you ask for so much. 119 00:05:31,425 --> 00:05:34,693 You have expectations that literally no one can fulfill. 120 00:05:34,695 --> 00:05:37,630 Well, if I have expectations that nobody can fulfill, 121 00:05:37,632 --> 00:05:39,798 Maybe I shouldn't be with anybody, should I? 122 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:42,635 You don't mean that. You embarrass me, marc. 123 00:05:42,637 --> 00:05:44,303 And it's sad that I feel that I deserve to be 124 00:05:44,305 --> 00:05:45,804 With someone who's less deep than me, 125 00:05:45,806 --> 00:05:48,240 Who's less smart than me, and not dynamic in... 126 00:05:48,242 --> 00:05:49,575 The... Least-ah! 127 00:05:49,577 --> 00:05:53,212 I am so sick of chasing after you! 128 00:05:53,214 --> 00:05:54,647 [ shrilly ] ow! My balls! 129 00:05:54,649 --> 00:05:58,417 You will never find someone who puts up with your shit! 130 00:05:58,419 --> 00:06:01,453 You will die alone! 131 00:06:05,159 --> 00:06:07,626 [ groaning ] 132 00:06:09,300 --> 00:06:10,799 From the world of darkness, 133 00:06:10,801 --> 00:06:13,969 I hereby loose demons and devils. 134 00:06:13,971 --> 00:06:17,406 The power of scorpions will torment you. 135 00:06:17,408 --> 00:06:19,408 Death to pigs! 136 00:06:19,410 --> 00:06:21,977 Sup... pfah! 137 00:06:21,979 --> 00:06:24,146 I'm sorry. Sorry. Shit! What happened? 138 00:06:24,148 --> 00:06:25,848 I'm still struggling with the language, okay? 139 00:06:25,850 --> 00:06:28,484 Why? I just... i don't identify 140 00:06:28,486 --> 00:06:31,286 With that kind of susceptibility, I don't know. 141 00:06:31,288 --> 00:06:33,922 I mean, I can work on finding the motivation another way, 142 00:06:33,924 --> 00:06:35,190 I just don't... i don't think that this is like me. 143 00:06:35,192 --> 00:06:37,192 North star. 144 00:06:37,194 --> 00:06:39,461 Why are you, um, doing that? 145 00:06:39,463 --> 00:06:41,697 Sorry, me? Mm-hmm. 146 00:06:41,699 --> 00:06:44,199 Am i... am I north star? Yeah. 147 00:06:47,505 --> 00:06:49,004 I'm so sorry. 148 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:52,034 But I just want to say, 149 00:06:52,036 --> 00:06:56,639 You absolutely have the susceptibility to do this, 150 00:06:56,641 --> 00:06:58,207 Like all of us do. 151 00:06:58,209 --> 00:07:00,276 I really think good, smart people have the potential 152 00:07:00,278 --> 00:07:01,710 To make really big mistakes. 153 00:07:01,712 --> 00:07:04,280 Okay, I wouldn't call the manson murders a mistake. 154 00:07:04,282 --> 00:07:06,649 This was full-blown carnage as a result of mental illness. 155 00:07:06,651 --> 00:07:08,651 Yeah, but susceptibility isn't mental illness... 156 00:07:08,653 --> 00:07:11,420 I'm sorry, what are you defending? 157 00:07:11,422 --> 00:07:13,289 I'm sorry, I know everyone's arguing, 158 00:07:13,291 --> 00:07:14,857 But we're due for a five. 159 00:07:17,161 --> 00:07:21,497 Okay. Take five, go tinkle. 160 00:07:21,499 --> 00:07:24,467 North star. I'm so sorry. 161 00:07:24,469 --> 00:07:27,136 Do you like spaghetti? 162 00:07:27,138 --> 00:07:29,572 I'm making you dinner tonight. 163 00:07:29,574 --> 00:07:32,408 [ laughs ] 164 00:07:38,516 --> 00:07:40,716 [ phone ringing ] 165 00:07:42,300 --> 00:07:44,667 Alan. Hey, buddy. What's going on? 166 00:07:44,669 --> 00:07:46,669 What, are you slogging down some english breakfast? 167 00:07:46,671 --> 00:07:48,004 Earl grey, actually. 168 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:51,300 I want to tell you, 169 00:07:51,302 --> 00:07:54,503 I bumped into your wife at a bodega in midtown. 170 00:07:54,505 --> 00:07:56,172 She's really sweet. 171 00:07:56,174 --> 00:07:59,008 Yeah, she's the best. Yeah, she is. 172 00:07:59,010 --> 00:08:02,411 Yeah, she's, um, she's a really wonderful woman. 173 00:08:05,082 --> 00:08:07,316 You know, I hesitate to tell you this, 174 00:08:07,318 --> 00:08:10,319 But when I, um, ran into her at the bodega, 175 00:08:10,321 --> 00:08:12,154 She seemed a little nervous. 176 00:08:12,156 --> 00:08:13,789 And at first, I didn't really think anything of it, 177 00:08:13,791 --> 00:08:15,324 I was like, whatever. 178 00:08:15,326 --> 00:08:19,628 But then I saw her cross the street and meet up with someone, 179 00:08:19,630 --> 00:08:23,098 And it was a man. 180 00:08:23,100 --> 00:08:24,333 Oh... 181 00:08:24,335 --> 00:08:25,968 Yeah, she has friends in town, 182 00:08:25,970 --> 00:08:29,939 So that was probably what that was. [ chuckles ] 183 00:08:29,941 --> 00:08:34,009 No, I don't think so. 184 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:35,334 I think it was max. 185 00:08:37,571 --> 00:08:42,507 What? What? That's typical! 186 00:08:43,410 --> 00:08:48,880 Well, if it were true... What should I do? 187 00:08:48,882 --> 00:08:52,050 I'm a paranoid person, so I think that, 188 00:08:52,052 --> 00:08:55,187 Um, I'd go through all her shit. 189 00:08:56,890 --> 00:09:00,125 � showcase, rotate, keep it keen, lean smile on my face � 190 00:09:00,127 --> 00:09:01,893 � tac and repel at the waist � 191 00:09:01,895 --> 00:09:03,962 � and I bend the right ways when I hear me a beat and a bass � 192 00:09:03,964 --> 00:09:05,731 � just need me a beat and a bass � 193 00:09:05,733 --> 00:09:07,599 [ sighs ] � easily sweeten the taste � 194 00:09:07,601 --> 00:09:08,934 � increasin' all the symptoms... � 195 00:09:08,936 --> 00:09:10,302 Nia: Hello? Nia! 196 00:09:10,304 --> 00:09:12,938 Yeah? Who's this? Incredible news is here! 197 00:09:12,940 --> 00:09:15,874 You're here to welcome incredible news into your home! 198 00:09:15,876 --> 00:09:18,310 [ laughs ] 199 00:09:18,312 --> 00:09:21,079 [ gasps ] nia! Oh! Elliott! 200 00:09:21,081 --> 00:09:23,949 Uh, you know, it's, uh, it's really not a good time. 201 00:09:23,951 --> 00:09:25,550 I'm, uh, feeding the baby. 202 00:09:25,552 --> 00:09:29,154 Okay, well you're gonna want to feed the baby this! 203 00:09:29,156 --> 00:09:30,722 [ laughs ] 204 00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:36,701 You know? Keith screwed up a lot, 205 00:09:36,703 --> 00:09:39,637 But he always knew how to redeem himself. 206 00:09:39,639 --> 00:09:41,506 I was getting so pissed at him 207 00:09:41,508 --> 00:09:43,341 For not picking up kaitlin twice in a row, 208 00:09:43,343 --> 00:09:47,512 But then he sends me this email just a couple of days ago 209 00:09:47,514 --> 00:09:49,547 Saying how much he loved us. 210 00:09:49,549 --> 00:09:51,716 It's like he knew it was gonna be the last email 211 00:09:51,718 --> 00:09:53,784 He was ever gonna send to me. 212 00:09:53,786 --> 00:09:55,520 Life is crazy, right? 213 00:09:55,522 --> 00:09:57,855 I'm sorry, when did he send this email? 214 00:09:57,857 --> 00:09:59,123 [ exhales ] 215 00:09:59,125 --> 00:10:02,193 Guess it was monday. Why? 216 00:10:02,195 --> 00:10:05,997 Why are you acting like that? Could you do me a favor? 217 00:10:05,999 --> 00:10:09,166 Could you forward me that email? 218 00:10:09,168 --> 00:10:11,068 All right. Thank you. 219 00:10:11,070 --> 00:10:12,937 Sure. 220 00:10:17,143 --> 00:10:19,076 [ phone dialing ] 221 00:10:19,078 --> 00:10:21,379 Randy: Hello? Hi. Is this randy? 222 00:10:21,381 --> 00:10:23,548 Yeah. Who's this? 223 00:10:23,550 --> 00:10:24,849 Hi, my name is dory seif. 224 00:10:24,851 --> 00:10:26,584 I'm calling from mary ferguson's office. 225 00:10:26,586 --> 00:10:28,553 Are you aware that there's an upcoming election? 226 00:10:28,555 --> 00:10:31,856 Hey, dory. No, I wasn't aware. 227 00:10:31,858 --> 00:10:36,260 Hey, I'm sorry to pry, but you sound a little... Blue. 228 00:10:36,262 --> 00:10:38,696 Is everything okay? 229 00:10:38,698 --> 00:10:43,734 Oh, um, I'm fine. Yeah. Thank you, um... 230 00:10:43,736 --> 00:10:45,937 I just want you to know how excited I am 231 00:10:45,939 --> 00:10:48,172 To be representing this candidate for senate. 232 00:10:48,174 --> 00:10:52,109 Yeah, I'm sorry, I know it's none of my business, 233 00:10:52,111 --> 00:10:54,912 But I can't help but feel like 234 00:10:54,914 --> 00:10:58,115 Your sadness is, like, palpable. 235 00:10:58,117 --> 00:11:04,322 Could you tell me more about that? 236 00:11:07,427 --> 00:11:09,994 Well, um... 237 00:11:12,565 --> 00:11:16,267 Everyone hates me. 238 00:11:16,269 --> 00:11:19,437 And they should. 239 00:11:19,439 --> 00:11:20,738 [ sighs ] 240 00:11:20,740 --> 00:11:23,139 I just don't have anyone to talk to. 241 00:11:23,140 --> 00:11:30,478 I'm sorry to hear that. You can talk to me, though. 242 00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:35,617 What are they upset about? I keep messing things up. 243 00:11:35,619 --> 00:11:37,152 And I don't know how to fix it. 244 00:11:37,154 --> 00:11:39,654 Yeah, well, what if I let you suck my cock? 245 00:11:39,656 --> 00:11:41,289 It's really big and hard. 246 00:11:41,291 --> 00:11:42,957 Oh, I think you'd like it, dor... 247 00:11:42,959 --> 00:11:45,927 Ah! Julian: Dory. 248 00:11:46,930 --> 00:11:49,331 What's wrong? 249 00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:52,133 Nothing. 250 00:11:52,135 --> 00:11:55,503 Um, i... i actually, uh, 251 00:11:55,505 --> 00:11:57,605 Was able to convince a voter to vote for mary, 252 00:11:57,607 --> 00:12:01,443 So it's... it's good. [ clears throat ] 253 00:12:01,445 --> 00:12:03,111 [ grunts ] 254 00:12:03,113 --> 00:12:05,480 And then I thought, if my book is about lies, 255 00:12:05,482 --> 00:12:07,682 The book itself needs to be a lie! 256 00:12:07,684 --> 00:12:09,484 Right? Absolutely. 257 00:12:09,486 --> 00:12:12,354 [ groans ] oh, my god, I'm sorry. 258 00:12:12,356 --> 00:12:14,356 The bar cart is heavier than the dog. 259 00:12:14,358 --> 00:12:15,790 [ insane laughter ] 260 00:12:15,792 --> 00:12:19,027 That's insane, right? I've thought the same thing. 261 00:12:19,029 --> 00:12:20,084 I should really let guests know when they come over. 262 00:12:20,085 --> 00:12:23,020 So then I thought, what if my book embodies propaganda, okay? 263 00:12:23,022 --> 00:12:27,424 Making the reader complicit, making them paralyzed, you know? 264 00:12:27,426 --> 00:12:28,592 [ sighs ] 265 00:12:28,594 --> 00:12:33,664 So, it goes bar cart, dog, lamp, coffee table? 266 00:12:33,666 --> 00:12:38,635 [ baby gurgles ] 267 00:12:38,637 --> 00:12:40,704 Can I? 268 00:12:40,706 --> 00:12:44,174 Oh... Um... I'm sorry, no. 269 00:12:44,176 --> 00:12:46,376 Elliot, I think that we should just stick 270 00:12:46,378 --> 00:12:49,546 To weighing furniture today. 271 00:12:49,548 --> 00:12:52,850 Hi. Come here. 272 00:12:52,852 --> 00:12:55,385 But we have to know. 273 00:12:55,387 --> 00:12:57,020 I mean, we never expected that order. 274 00:12:57,022 --> 00:12:58,355 I mean, wouldn't it be so surprising 275 00:12:58,357 --> 00:13:01,391 If the baby weighed more than the coffee table? 276 00:13:01,393 --> 00:13:05,229 I think that we can safely assume that she's lightest? 277 00:13:05,231 --> 00:13:07,464 Nia, please. Give me the baby. 278 00:13:07,466 --> 00:13:09,066 I just need to go to the bathroom, 279 00:13:09,068 --> 00:13:11,568 So, just, um, just wait here. 280 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:14,433 Automated voice: Bathroom. Yushi, bathroom. 281 00:13:14,435 --> 00:13:17,169 Bathroom. Yushi. 282 00:13:17,171 --> 00:13:18,771 Yu-shi. 283 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,200 Toilet. Cesu. 284 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:25,701 [ cellphone ringing ] 285 00:13:29,674 --> 00:13:31,073 Hey, man. What's up? 286 00:13:31,075 --> 00:13:33,576 Allen: [ whispering ] you were right. 287 00:13:33,578 --> 00:13:36,045 What? You were right. 288 00:13:36,047 --> 00:13:40,016 [ sighs ] I went through her things. She's cheating on me. 289 00:13:40,018 --> 00:13:42,018 I found condoms. 290 00:13:42,020 --> 00:13:43,185 Magnums. 291 00:13:43,187 --> 00:13:44,887 Oh, magnums, huh? 292 00:13:44,889 --> 00:13:47,924 It's bad enough that, you know, she's cheating on you, but... 293 00:13:47,926 --> 00:13:50,826 Oh, why does it have to be magnums, you know? 294 00:13:50,828 --> 00:13:53,596 This sucks. I got to go. 295 00:13:53,598 --> 00:13:55,097 Yeah, okay. 296 00:13:55,099 --> 00:13:57,500 Feel better, all right? Let me know if you need anything. 297 00:13:59,003 --> 00:14:02,071 [ cellphone clicks ] [ thud ] 298 00:14:02,073 --> 00:14:04,240 [ sighs ] 299 00:14:04,242 --> 00:14:09,579 �� 300 00:14:09,581 --> 00:14:11,847 [ laughs ] what do you taste? 301 00:14:11,849 --> 00:14:15,384 [ laughing ] that's amazing. You're such a good cook! 302 00:14:15,386 --> 00:14:17,954 [ inhales ] 303 00:14:20,692 --> 00:14:22,058 Only two people in the world 304 00:14:22,060 --> 00:14:25,595 Know this story I'm about to tell you. 305 00:14:25,597 --> 00:14:28,598 My mother and my priest. 306 00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:30,099 What is it? 307 00:14:30,101 --> 00:14:32,101 [ exhales ] 308 00:14:32,103 --> 00:14:37,940 When I was in peru, I wanted to go swimming. 309 00:14:37,942 --> 00:14:40,710 Everyone said the surf was too strong. 310 00:14:40,712 --> 00:14:43,913 Mm-hmm. But I was stubborn. 311 00:14:43,915 --> 00:14:47,249 And I'm so glad I went in the water that day 312 00:14:47,251 --> 00:14:51,420 Because I was pulled under for nearly 3 minutes. 313 00:14:51,422 --> 00:14:54,090 I almost died and I experienced 314 00:14:54,092 --> 00:14:57,259 What the modern world calls god. 315 00:14:57,261 --> 00:15:00,529 What was it like? 316 00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:06,802 Nothing that you've ever cared about matters. 317 00:15:06,804 --> 00:15:10,940 Nothing that you know is real. 318 00:15:10,942 --> 00:15:14,610 [ whispers ] this is all an illusion. 319 00:15:14,612 --> 00:15:18,514 Wow. That's so cool. 320 00:15:18,516 --> 00:15:21,851 North star. Yeah? 321 00:15:21,853 --> 00:15:24,286 Do you know why we're going to be best friends forever? 322 00:15:24,288 --> 00:15:26,756 [ laughs ] tell me. 323 00:15:26,758 --> 00:15:30,192 Because you're dangerously beautiful. 324 00:15:30,194 --> 00:15:34,263 I love beautiful women, I can't help myself. 325 00:15:34,265 --> 00:15:38,034 You're also the smartest person I've ever met in my life. 326 00:15:42,774 --> 00:15:45,274 [ voice breaking ] you don't know me that well. 327 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:46,736 Is it hard for you to accept that? 328 00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:49,438 Yeah. Yeah. 329 00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:51,908 Am I right to assume that you let other people 330 00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:54,177 Take advantage of you in the past? 331 00:15:56,347 --> 00:15:58,581 Yeah. 332 00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:03,119 I'm not gonna let that happen anymore, okay? 333 00:16:03,121 --> 00:16:04,453 Okay. 334 00:16:04,455 --> 00:16:06,622 Mary is phenomenal, you're gonna love her. 335 00:16:06,624 --> 00:16:08,124 Thank you, thank you. 336 00:16:08,126 --> 00:16:11,160 Okay. All right, talk to you soon. Bye. 337 00:16:17,635 --> 00:16:20,303 Dory! Dory! 338 00:16:20,305 --> 00:16:23,105 Do you plan on making any calls today? 339 00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:26,108 Yeah, I just did like three in a row, so... 340 00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:28,544 Wow. Yeah, that's not that many. 341 00:16:31,316 --> 00:16:35,551 Is everything okay? Yeah. It's great. 342 00:16:35,553 --> 00:16:37,453 Okay, guys, 343 00:16:37,455 --> 00:16:38,955 This is me asking you nicely 344 00:16:38,957 --> 00:16:40,857 To please keep it down. 345 00:16:40,859 --> 00:16:43,392 Okay, do you expect us to be completely silent? 346 00:16:43,394 --> 00:16:45,361 We're all literally talking on the phone. 347 00:16:45,363 --> 00:16:47,163 Aren't you a writer for new york mag? 348 00:16:47,165 --> 00:16:48,497 What was wrong with that job? 349 00:16:48,499 --> 00:16:50,700 I freelance, it doesn't take up all my time. 350 00:16:50,702 --> 00:16:52,401 That must be code for they fired you. 351 00:16:52,403 --> 00:16:54,737 I actually have an article coming out tomorrow. 352 00:16:54,739 --> 00:16:55,905 Hmm. 353 00:16:55,907 --> 00:16:59,308 Oh. Uh, is that the chantal one? 354 00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:03,713 Yeah. How'd that turn out? 355 00:17:03,715 --> 00:17:05,848 I don't think you're going to like it. 356 00:17:05,850 --> 00:17:09,018 Well, can I read it? That's not how it works. 357 00:17:09,020 --> 00:17:12,388 Seriously, julian? You don't trust me to read it? 358 00:17:12,390 --> 00:17:14,056 I mean, you're not in the fucking cia. 359 00:17:14,058 --> 00:17:15,658 Yo, chill. Why don't you think I'm gonna like it? 360 00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:18,427 Is it gonna, like, ruin my life or something? 361 00:17:18,429 --> 00:17:21,330 You need to take a breather. 362 00:17:21,332 --> 00:17:22,531 [ heartbeat ] 363 00:17:22,533 --> 00:17:25,434 Yeah. Maybe I do. 364 00:17:25,436 --> 00:17:28,170 [ heartbeat continues ] 365 00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:34,210 �� 366 00:17:34,212 --> 00:17:38,447 [ panting ] 367 00:17:38,449 --> 00:17:47,590 �� 368 00:17:47,592 --> 00:17:51,460 [ breathing heavily ] 369 00:18:03,755 --> 00:18:05,622 Hello? Hi, dory. 370 00:18:05,624 --> 00:18:06,923 This is nia carpourtalas. 371 00:18:06,925 --> 00:18:09,125 I work with your friend elliot goss. 372 00:18:09,127 --> 00:18:11,260 Oh. Hi. 373 00:18:11,262 --> 00:18:15,264 Hi. Um, elliott's fine, everything's fine, 374 00:18:15,266 --> 00:18:19,135 But he is headed to a treatment center called hallways 375 00:18:19,137 --> 00:18:21,571 That we've provided at our expense, 376 00:18:21,573 --> 00:18:24,140 And we just thought we should let you know 377 00:18:24,142 --> 00:18:27,310 That we're making sure he gets the help he needs. 378 00:18:27,312 --> 00:18:28,778 Okay. 379 00:18:28,780 --> 00:18:33,249 And he does have a message that I am reluctant to relay. 380 00:18:33,251 --> 00:18:36,853 But he wanted me to let you now that it's all your fault. 381 00:18:40,025 --> 00:18:42,225 [ breathes rapidly ] [ cellphone clicks ] 382 00:18:44,295 --> 00:18:47,296 [ breathing heavily ] 383 00:18:47,298 --> 00:18:57,306 �� 384 00:18:57,308 --> 00:19:07,316 �� 385 00:19:07,318 --> 00:19:17,326 �� 386 00:19:17,328 --> 00:19:22,331 �� 387 00:19:22,333 --> 00:19:24,901 [ panicked breathing ] 388 00:19:29,708 --> 00:19:32,942 [ screaming ] 389 00:20:03,675 --> 00:20:06,809 [ suspenseful music plays ] 390 00:20:09,100 --> 00:20:11,634 Hello?! 391 00:20:11,636 --> 00:20:15,104 Who's there?! 392 00:20:15,106 --> 00:20:17,873 Oh, god. 393 00:20:17,875 --> 00:20:20,075 [ quietly ] okay. 394 00:20:20,077 --> 00:20:21,944 Okay. 395 00:20:21,946 --> 00:20:24,046 Okay, okay, okay. 396 00:20:24,048 --> 00:20:25,981 Okay. Okay. 397 00:20:25,983 --> 00:20:29,652 [ inhales sharply ] 398 00:20:29,654 --> 00:20:31,620 Okay. Okay. 399 00:20:32,957 --> 00:20:34,256 Come on, come on, come on. 400 00:20:34,258 --> 00:20:38,961 [ elevator dings ] 401 00:20:38,963 --> 00:20:41,530 [ suspenseful music climbs ] 402 00:20:44,769 --> 00:20:51,740 � all by myself to clean up your furries � 403 00:20:51,742 --> 00:20:58,514 � all by myself, all by myself � 404 00:20:58,516 --> 00:21:05,254 � all by myself to clean up your worries � 405 00:21:05,256 --> 00:21:08,724 � all by myself � 406 00:21:11,028 --> 00:21:13,395 [ coughs ] 407 00:21:13,445 --> 00:21:17,995 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 29733

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