All language subtitles for Scoundrels s01e03 Liar Liar Pants On Fire.eng

Hey. You want to lose the few
teeth you have left, Carlos?

- Keep whistling.
- Hey, wolf. No, no, no, no. It's okay.

He's just paying us
a little compliment.

- That's all. Yeah, daddy.
- I hear whistles all the time.

That's the sound of wind
passing through your brain.

You know what? Your dad
never gets to see you guys.

Could you at least pretend
that you love each other?

Aw. He's in prison.
He's not insane.

Here is the latest from your
favorite mystery writer.

And here's these magazines
you said you wanted...

Like the news and sports
and all that junk.

Which one has the
Victoria's secret catalog

- Tucked away?
- Those models have nothing on my girls.

You guys all look fantastic.

Next time, wear coats.

Especially you.
Is that a new dress?

Wolf, I've worn this
a thousand times.

You've just never noticed.

That's because I was
standing next to you

When you were wearing it.

I don't like the idea of you
out in this thing alone.

Oh, I wish.
She's dragging us with her

To go to Alan and lexy's
"I beat cancer" Party.

- Talk about a rave.
- Alan and lexy's?

I thought you said
that you weren't going.

Well, I did, but I
changed my mind.

Lexy's been through a lot,
and she could use a lift.

As much as I love our kids... mm.

There are times that I
need an adult to talk to.

- If I stay locked up in that house, I just go...
- Crazy?

Forget it. I'd rather
see you in this

- Than in that checkout apron anyway.
- Don't worry.

Your checkout girl's checked out.
I cleared my name

And I told my boss what he
could do with his toilet paper.

There's always the
store, you know.

Charlie would love
to have you back.

Wolf, it's not gonna happen.
Now listen, I'm sorry,

But this is gonna have to be
a short visit. We gotta go.

Say good-bye to your daddy.

Ohh.

Oh.

- Behave yourselves for your mom.
- Bye, dad.

Don't drive her nuts. Okay?

And, uh, send lexy
and Alan my love.

Just don't give too much to Alan.

Mm and on that note...

Down, boy.

- Hey, Cheryl.
- Hi.

Hi. Hi.

We were starting to
forget what you look like.

Hey. Yeah, it does
get a tad hectic

With, uh, my husband
doing five in the can.

Sorry. Sometimes I forget

That we're not the only ones

- wading through crap.
- But how about you two?

You must be so excited... Paris,

the city of love.
Can you believe he's not going?

You're sending your wife

To the most romantic
city in the world alone?

- You're an idiot, Alan.
- I'm up to my ass in alligators,

But I really want
lexy to enjoy herself.

She's really been through hell.

Excuse me. That's my
German import guy.

Wow. Talk about trust.

Wolf goes batty if I go
to a party without him.

Yeah, well, you're lucky.

Alan trusts me so much, he can't
wait to send me to France.

Oh.

- I think I need a drink.
- Okay.

Must be pretty tough on
your mom these days, huh?

What is?

You know, being alone, you know?

A woman's got needs, same as men.

Ew. That's just gross.

Lechers anonymous.

- EXCUSE ME?
- Not important.

Hey. Why do you get to
miss the party and I don't?

Because I am doing double duty.

Stierson's got me on
a fishing expedition.

Meanwhile I'm trying to
work on dad's appeal.

- THEY STILL DON'T KNOW YOU'RE A WEST?
- Oh,

they know. They just don't
know I'm one of those Wests.

Listen, I need you
to teach me fluent

- Cahuilla by Friday.
- Why do you need to speak Cahuilla?

No one understands a word
you lawyers say anyway.

Well, we're representing them
in a discrimination case.

Mr. Stierson wants me to
prepare a proper welcome

For the tribal representatives.

Mm. Why you, o great
white cracker?

Okay, you remember when I told you

THAT I GOT THE JOB ON THE
SPOT BASED ON MY INTERVIEW?

Where they told you they've
never seen an applicant

As brilliant and articulate
about the law before?

Yeah, I might have
left out some details.

Your c.V. Is most impressive.

Well, thank you, sir.
We'll call you if there's an opening.

Okay. Thanks.

Oh, my mother is gonna
be disappointed.

Her entire tribe was
really looking forward

To having somebody on the inside.

Maybe next time.

Excuse me. Your mother
is native American?

Cahuilla, actually.

West's not your standard
native American name.

I never would have guessed.

Well, I don't like to
play the race card.

Historically speaking, it
hasn't done much for our people.

So your mother's maiden name is...

Red... bear.

Redbear.

Her grandfather was
mauled by a red bear.

They're very rare.
You don't see them around anymore.

Okay, so honest Abe lied
his way into his law firm?

Hey, now.

Who snuck you into the casino
kitchen when you were 8

- SO YOU COULD LEARN GAMBLING FROM THE ELDERS?
- Okay, fine.

I'll JUST CHARGE YOU WHAT

- YOU BILL YOUR CLIENTS AN HOUR.
- I'm a lawyer.

You have to earn your
right to overbill.

Whoa. What does that mean?

Never cut cards with
a woman named hope.

Don't I know it. Later.

Working on the, uh,
Cahuilla tribe case?

- Night and day.
- Oh, it must feel good,

You know, doing something for "
Your people."

Oh, it does. Thanks.

My people... they need all
the help that they can get,

- So...
- So any luck finding the smoking gun

That proves the injuns' case?
Oops. Sorry.

- Hope I didn't offend.
- Well, we Indians, we have tough skin.

Man, it's a high-profile case
Stierson put you in charge of.

A lot of public...
ity for the firm if you win.

You know, listen, I can help you

- out if you're interested.
- I'm not, but thank you.

I'm just saying, you know,

I wouldn't want you to blow it.

I would hate to see your
first case be your last.

Oh, it won't be. But I
appreciate your concern, Hugh.

Oh, hey, you know what?

Um, my uncle is a
district court judge,

And he just put away
this white trash thief

With the same name as you.

Logan? That's funny.

"West" Is a pretty common name.

Not very native American, though.

Well, I'm only half.

Half. I forgot.

Okay.

Well, you know what?
If you need any help, I am...

Just down the hall.

Ugh. Alan, quit following me.

It's like I'm leaving a
trail of bread crumbs.

We need to talk about last night.

No. Okay, it happened.
It's over. Poof.

Okay? Just go away so I can try
to enjoy your cancer party.

So we keep this our little secret?

Yeah. We made a deal-
-You won't tell, I won't tell. Okay?

Go find your wife.

Pretend you're happily married.

- Oh.
- Hi.

Hey. I know how tough
it's been for you lately.

And I just want you to know,

If you need anything,
I am here for you.

Mm. That's really good to
know, Charlie. Thanks a lot.

Come here.

Oh, no. Charlie, come on.

I mean it. Don't make
me kick you in the nuts!

Ow! Oh.

- What the hell was that for?
- Come on, Charlie. You've had enough.

Come on.

Why don't you go home,
sober up and sleep it off?

I'm not driving.

Are you okay?

Yeah. It's a good
thing you came along

Before I turned Charlie
into a soprano.

Look, I just wanted to say that...

I think what you're
trying to do for the kids

Is... is really admirable.

Thanks. Would you
tell my kids that?

Because lately they're
calling me "The holy mother,"

And they know I'm not a virgin.

I tried to get wolf to go
legit for years, but...

Just don't give up.

It's worth it. None of this
would have been possible

If I'd have stayed in the game.

Well, wolf's not in the game
now, so we're trying plan "B."

And right now, plan "B" Sucks.

Listen, Linda, my office manager...

She moved to Seattle a week
ago, and I was thinking,

You've had experience
running a business

- and paying bills.
- I don't need your charity, Alan.

And I'm not offering it.

It's either hire you or
put an ad in the paper.

I was paying her $950 a
week, plus health insurance

- For the whole family.
- And the job's in this country?

Cheryl, the office
is in total chaos.

You'd really be saving my butt.

What are friends for?

Here's to saving your butt.

And I'll have to tell my kids

To get sick while
I've got this job.

Logan, I want to put Hugh

On this Cahuilla
tribe case with you.

Uh, sir, I think
I've got it covered.

But you have yet to come
up with any evidence

That proves their civil
rights were violated.

This is a landmark case

That is not only
lucrative for this firm,

But precedent-setting
for your people as well.

I understand that, sir.
I just think that...

Maybe we gave you more than you
can handle right off the bat.

You just seem distracted.
I want Hugh to help.

Yeah, I can... I can dive
right in, Mr. Stierson,

Good. I like your
initiative, Hugh.

Oh, by the way,

How is the Cahuilla
tribal welcome coming?

Very well, sir.
I think they're gonna

- be really pleased.
- Excellent. Can't wait to hear it.

Hey, wolf.

Man, you're looking good.

So you... you wanted to see me?

- What happened to your head?
- Oh, I-I hit it... on a door.

It was actually pretty
funny, c-'cause I was...

Well, never mind.
It's a long story.

And how was the party?

The party? It was good, you know.

No, I-I wouldn't know.
What about Cheryl?

Did she have a good time?

Yeah. Yeah, she... she seemed to.

What, she... she say anything?

Not yet. I can't help feeling,

Though, you know, now
that she's on her own,

Some bastard is
bound to hit on her.

Oh, yeah, bound to.

What... what kind of bastard?

An old friend, maybe.

The kind of person
you wouldn't suspect.

He'd pretend to be loyal,

- But he'd jump her the minute your back was turned.
- Wolf, I was...

Alan has always had
a thing for her.

Oh, yeah, Alan. Right.

Nah, I see what you mean.
You know, she was talking

- An awful lot to him, now that you mention it.
- Really?

- Yeah.
- And what were they talking about?

- He, uh, offered her a job.
- Doing what?

- Office manager or something like that.
- That son of a bitch.

- Maybe he just needs a new office manager.
- Do me a favor.

Keep your eye on them, okay?

- Just in case.
- You mean spy on Cheryl?

Wolf, she's as faithful
as a cocker spaniel, man.

Well, Alan is a son of a bitch
who's gonna start sniffing

Around her sooner or later,
so keep me posted, okay?

Come on.

You can do this.

'e' kill 'et '?Nishka.

It's your name in Cahuilla.

- What's that mean?
- "Little big fool."

That's very funny.

Hmm. Well, you didn't tell me

I'd be teaching remedial Cahuilla.

- That's going to be double.
- Well, don't expect too much.

If I don't find that
damn smoking gun,

- It's not gonna matter how good my cawilla is.
- Cahuilla.

Cahuilla is.

Stierson's gonna kick
my butt outta here.

I lose my job.
Dad spends five years in jail.

- Yay, Logan.
- You'll find it.

You're probably just looking
in all the wrong places.

I have scoured every file,
every internal memo.

I have subpoenaed
every internal e-mail.

OKAY, YOU KNOW THOSE
SLIMY C.E.O.S.

They're not about to
leave a paper trail.

They probably do their dirtiest
work over Martini lunches

And write their slimy c.E.O.
Secrets down on napkins

Or the back of receipts
or something like that.

Right.

Come on. All right?

I'm charging by the hour.

- Rate's double past my bedtime. Okay?
- Okay, okay.

So... 'e' kill 'et '?
Nishka, what does it say?

Oh, God.

Any available salesman
to the front, please.

Any available salesman
to the front, please.

Well, well, well.

Tuesday, 9:45 in the A.M....

Mr. Dingus plays a
little touchy-feely

With little miss looky-loo.

Does this mean they're
swapping spit?

Drinking out of the same bottle?
Making the beast with two backs?

Only time will tell.

Uh, it's right-
right around here.

I told you it was bad.

Bad? This is worse
than Cal's room.

- Well...
- Well...

They say a journey of a lifetime
begins with the first step.

And this could take a lifetime.

Dan, you have a customer waiting.

You've got a customer
waiting inside.

- Is that petty cash?
- More like an advance.

You're already paying me, Alan.

Take it. I figure things are
a little tight right now.

You're a good man, Alan markham-
-Messy, but good.

I'll deduct this out
of my first check.

Wolf really got the
cream of the crop.

I hope he knows that.

Are you flirting with me, Alan?

'cause if you are, I can't
take the job or the cash,

And I need both.

Just admiring an old friend.

Good. Did you have to say "Old"?

Service manager to
customer service.

Bye. Off to modeling class.

Again? How many classes
are you taking?

Oh. I'm in the
accelerated program.

Is that where they teach you
to walk very, very fast?

If you weren't so beauty-disabled,

- I would make fun of you.
- Just tell me who's paying for these.

- I got a scholarship.
- To become a human coat hanger?

Yes, a very rich, very
glamorous human coat hanger

With a closet full of clothes

That you'll never
be able to afford.

Hello?

HOW'S THE NEW JOB? Well, I'm
making three times my old salary

And I don't have to
be on my feet all day,

- So what could be better?
- Has he hit on you yet?

Guess what, wolf.

NOT EVERYONE FINDS ME AS

- ATTRACTIVE AS YOU DO.
- I know Alan Markham.

Can't keep it in his
pants, never has.

- WELL, "IT" HASN'T POPPED OUT YET.
- I want you to quit.

I thought you'd be happy for me.

- I AM. NOW FIND ANOTHER JOB.
- Look, you're pissed

Because he had the balls to go
straight, and it worked for him.

This is a good job, and
I'm not giving it up

because you're jealous
of him and his success.

Now call me when you're ready
to be happy for me, damn it.

Bitches. What can we do?

Get him! Get him!

So how's daddy?

Like Jack Nicholson in "
The shining."

Wow. I'm really starting to
rub off on you, aren't I?

Does your sister have a boyfriend?

Is that what's going on?

You want me to rat out
my own flesh and blood?

Wests don't do that.

You're right.

Forget I asked.

Which is why I can't tell you to
check inside her undie drawer.

I'm gonna need two
screwdrivers, a mojito

And a legitimate modeling agent
to get me some modeling gigs,

Like you promised me when
I took this crappy job.

Look, it's just gonna
take some time, okay?

In the meantime, you're
making decent money.

You just have to be patient.

- I got agents coming in here all the time. Trust me.
- Don't be shy.

Just let 'em know, and they'll
be sure to take care of you.

You can take off if you want.

If I find anything,

- I'll let you know in the morning.
- Oh, yeah, right,

Just like I'd let you
know if I found something.

I'm not you, Hugh.

I'm not about to stab a
colleague in the back

- Just to advance my career.
- Okay, fine.

There's no smoking
gun here, anyway,

So it was nice knowing you, Tonto.

I'm really gonna enjoy
this corner office.

I've got it coming to me,

Even if I'm not a member
of a, uh... minority.

"Interview non-native Americans
for lower-level jobs.

Substandard living conditions...
higher health risk."

Oh!

Yeah!

Modeling class, my aunt Fanny.

You call taking off your
clothes for a bunch of drunks

- A straight job?
- I'm not taking my clothes off, mom.

- I'm just a waitress.
- Right.

Why do I even tell you the truth?

I might as well lie.
You never believe me anyway.

You're quitting that
job, you hear me?!

Have you shown it to Stierson yet?

- As soon as he gets in.
- Hey, buddy,

I'm, uh, going out for
a double espresso.

- You want anything?
- No, thank you, but when you get back, stop by.

- There's something I want to show you.
- All right.

Yeah.

That bastard.

Did you learn that
on the reservation?

Misspent youth.

So where'd you put it?

You put it in your briefcase?
You bring it home?

What are you talking about?

We're looking at $1
million-plus in legal fees,

And you think that this is
some kind of pissing contest?

You really don't want
to screw with me, Hugh.

Boy, you know what pisses me off?

Somebody who gets a corner office

For playing a phony
ethnicity card.

And you got yours because of
what, your brilliant g.P.A.?

Or is it because your uncle
plays golf with stierson?

Well... at least my old
man's not in the slammer.

Now get out of my office.

Hey, it's me. Look, what
are you doing tonight?

I think I have a job for you,
Billy and Cruz. It could be fun.

Call me back.

That'd be, like, illegal.

Mom doesn't want us doing
anything illegal, remember?

- Mom will never know.
- Yeah, right, until you tell her.

Cal, I'm not gonna tell her
because then I'll be implicated.

You know, that means... - whoa!

- No, man! Come on!
- You suck, dude!

- All day long!
- All right, look, look, look...

- God!
- It's just between you and I, okay? This guy deserves it,

And apparently, from what
he tells everybody at work,

He's got a killer sound system

- and a huge collection of porn.
- Dibs.

All I want is the briefcase.
What you do with the rest...

- Is entirely up to you.
- His briefcase.

You're such a big-shot lawyer,

- You can't afford your own briefcase?
- You tell him.

- Okay, that...
- Loser.

- Come on!
- Okay, that's where he put the evidence.

That's why I want
you to do this thing

- in the first place.
- And mom will never know?

Never. You have my word.

All right.

All right.

Okay.

I like 'em big, mommy. Yeah.

Daddy!

- Hey.
- Hi.

- Hi.
- Mwah.

Daddy, what happened to your eye?

This? I slipped I-in the shower.

- Oh.
- No bath mats here.

Right.

So what's up?

Well, I got a job.

Yeah, the pay's really good,

And there's a chance for
real career advancement.

That's wonderful, sweetheart.

Yeah. Um, it's at
the sparkle club.

- That's a strip joint.
- Yeah,

but, daddy, I'm just
waitressing. I promise.

The owner, robby,

He has connections to
big modeling agencies.

One of the girls just
got signed to elite,

- And I am ten times prettier than her.
- What does your mother say?

What do you think she says?
Of course she wants me to quit.

She'd rather see me
flipping burgers at rusty's.

It is so unfair, dad.

Well...

Mm, your mother can sometimes
be a little overprotective.

No, daddy, she has no faith in me,

Not like you do.

All right.

Tell your mom I said
you can keep the job

So long as it's just waitressing.

Now the moment you
sense any funny stuff,

I want you to quit, okay?

Okay. I promise.
Oh, daddy, I love you so much!

Thank you.

Thank God mom's not
a single parent.

I need your signature on this.

You want to talk about it?

Nope.

I almost got the receipts
filed for April and may.

Cheryl, come on.
Something's wrong.

Give me your work.

Sit down.

Talk to me.

It's Heather.

God, Alan, she's working
at the sparkle club.

She swears she's only
waitressing, but...

She's telling you the truth.

I saw her there.
I was ordering a drink.

Um, things have not been easy
for me with lexy being sick.

But Heather is telling you the truth.
She's being honest.

A strip club, Alan?

What am I gonna tell you?
I'm lonely.

You must know how that
feels with wolf being away.

Besides, I only look.
I never touch.

Oh, spare me the details.
You should have told me.

I promised her I
wouldn't rat her out.

Now Heather thinks I'm a sleaze.

Thanks for telling me.

Hey, what do you say we get
out of here and get a drink...

Then grab a bite?

Just to commiserate, that's all.

Thanks anyway, Alan,

But I think I should just
go home and wallow alone.

Let's just have dinner then.

We won't talk about wolf or lexy.

Thanks, Alan.

I appreciate the offer,
but I gotta go home.

Wednesday, 5:43 P.M...

This time it's miss looky-loo
goes in for the squeeze.

Is Mr. Pretty face
finally getting to her?

It does not look good.

Just where do you
think you're going?

- To work.
- You don't work there anymore, remember?

My house, my rules.

Oh, really? 'cause daddy
said it was okay with him,

And I'm pretty sure it's
still his house, too.

- You really want your daughter to end up as a hooker?
- I trust her.

Bull. If you'd found
out about this first,

You'd be through the roof.
Your princess at a strip club?

Hey, she wouldn't have
to take a job like this

If she wasn't getting pressured

By certain people
with pretensions.

You blame me?
You're the one in jail.

Oh, you noticed. Thank you.

Oh, and by the way, thanks
for asking how I'm feeling

Since I got the
crap beat out of me.

- Or didn't you notice?
- How are you feeling?

Better, thank you.

I miss you, though.

I don't see you enough.

Well, I've been busy, wolf.

I have something called a job.

And you have to show up
if you want to get paid.

And showing up is all
that Alan expects?

Alan is a good man who's
paying me more than I ever made

Selling your stolen merchandise.

Alan is a sleazebag who
only offered you the job

So that he could get
into your pants.

- Or has he done that already?
- What the hell's the matter with you?

I have been faithful to you

For more than 20 years.

And if you can't understand that,

Then you've got your
head stuck up your ass,

And as far as I'm concerned,
you can keep it there.

Aren't you gonna invite me in?

I thought you couldn't make it.

I changed my mind.

I could use a little
commiserating.

Lexy called. She's off to dinner

With a bunch of new yorkers
she met at the louvre.

- That woman could make friends anywhere.
- Yes, she can.

Oh, thank you.

Oh.

I-I just saw wolf.

Yeah? How's he doing?

Pissing me off,

As usual.

Did you ever think
about leaving him?

Oh, I've had my moments,

But what marriage hasn't?

Me and lexy, too.

In fact, we were
splitting up last year.

Then she got the big "C,"

And I couldn't go through with it.

And now that she's getting better?

Oh, it's over.
I think we both know that.

I'm sorry, Alan.

No.

Everyone deserves to be happy,

Even you.

Don't, Alan.

I...

I can't.

Why not?

Because no matter how
pissed off at wolf I am,

I can't prove him right
by cheating with you.

At this point, it's hard
to think of it as cheating.

I think I should go.

You could stay.

Spend the night.

No one would ever know.

You know, I-I know you
think you mean well, Alan,

But you don't.

And besides, I'd know.

Hey.

Listen, I'm... I'm sorry I
accused you of ripping me off.

I'd like to make it up
to you, try to, you know,

- Bring you out for a drink, try to...
- Bury the hatchet.

I'm apologizing.

Yeah, sure, kemo sabe. Why not?

Hey, but you know what?

Don't blame me if you can't
hold your fire water.

The one, the only two-
miss candy cane.

Hey, hey. So one more?

It's on me. Huh?

- Oh, no. I gotta go home.
- Hugh, come on. No, no, no, no, no.

I... - Hugh, listen to me.
Listen to me. Come on.

One more smoke of the peace pipe,

All the scenery in
front of you? Yeah?

- Right?
- Just one.

I knew you would.

- One.
- Hey, sweetheart.

- What do you need?
- Two more mojitos.

They said they want actual alcohol

- in it this time.
- Yeah, really funny.

Heather? Heather.

What are you doing here?

Um, it's called working,

This thing us wests are
supposed to be doing now.

- Does mom know that you're here?
- Does mom know you're here?

I'm here having a drink
with a colleague.

And I'm serving drinks, period.

So, yes, mom knows.
Yes, dad knows.

You don't have to act like
either one of them right now.

Listen, I'm just looking
out for you, okay?

As long as my baby sister's
not giving lap dances.

- Ew. Don't be gross.
- Well...

I'm only working here
until robby over there

Gets me discovered.

What, do you guys think
you're the only big shots

Coming up in here?
Trust me, we got all kinds.

We can always tell a
lawyer by a lousy tip.

- Well... be careful.
- Logan!

Here you go, sir.

Thank you.

Come on, Cal.
Pick up, pick up, pick up.

Hey-o. This is Cal.

Well, it's not
really me, because...

iPod. SWEET.

Jackpot!

Hey, baby. How you doin'?

Oh! Yo, jackpot, dudes.

Homemade porn, dude.

No, man. Dude, Cruz, the
guy's coming home soon.

So what, man? We gotta
check it out at least.

It might be girl-on-girl, bro.

- There you go.
- What's she gonna do with that?

Um, maybe she's gonna
play ping-pong.

Ow! That's gotta hurt.

I guess he likes it.

Oh. Ooh. I guess
he really likes it.

Oh!

Oh, man! Come on! Ugh!

Let's go man. Let's go, dude.
Come on, man.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Oh.

Oh, wait. What are we forgetting?

We already raided the fridge, bro.

Yeah.

Briefcase?

The briefcase.

Briefcase.

All right. Come on, man.

Whoo! Yeah!

I am gonna buy you...

A lap dance.

No, no, no, no, no.

- I'm fine. I'm fine.
- No, you are not fine.

- I'm fine. I'm fine, Hugh.
- No, you are not fine. You are not fine.

Let me tell you what.

I'm going to give...
the dying man his last meal.

Hey, sweetie? Sweetie? Honey?

Well, hello.

What time you getting off, huh?

Unless, you know, you
wanna get off now.

Well, I think right
now would be just...

Perfect.

Well, thank you.
I really got off on that.

Well... I'll say
this much for him...

He may be a lawyer, but
he's an excellent tipper.

Thank you, sir.

Well done, sis.

Thanks for coming, Detective.

Always a pleasure to see you.

Well, it's always a
pleasure to see you, too,

As long as you're right
here where you belong.

- Five minutes, please.
- All right.

So you said you had
some information for me

Concerning ongoing
criminal activity?

I'm just curious as to why
you would tell me anything.

I mean, isn't it against the
west code to rat people out?

I want to get outta here.

As luxurious as the
accommodations are,

Detective, I'm a bit
of a fussy sleeper.

I tend to prefer my own bed
and the woman I share it with.

And I figure, cooperating with you

Will look good for my appeal.

Okay.

What do you got?

Fire crews have
contained a wildfire

Burning near highway 60,
which brought traffic

- To a standstill...
- Don't worry.

She may not have much
in the brain department,

But what is there is coated with
a nearly bionic predilection

For survival that would knock
the socks off a cockroach.

It's not her survival
I'm worried about.

It's her future.

And why was Logan the only one
who understood the difference?

Yeah... I've been
meaning to ask him,

But he's just so busy

Trying to find a phone
booth to change in.

- Don't be too hard on Heather.
- Oh.

Hey, it's not like she tries
to make bad decisions.

She just doesn't know
what the good ones are.

Watch it. She's locked and loaded.

Here.

What's this for?

Room and board.

Stuff, you know.

You don't have to do this.

Well, I figured since I'm
making a little money now,

I should at least contribute.

I'm sorry

I haven't trusted you more
to take care of yourself.

You are a west, after all.

I made a lot of
mistakes in my life,

And I don't want
you to repeat them.

You worked in a strip club?

No.

But if the opportunity
had presented itself,

I might have.

How was work?

It was good. It was good.

The... the tips were really good.

- Good.
- Yeah.

- Good. I'm glad.
- Yeah.

Yeah.

Honey, do you think...

Could you wear something
that was a little more...

More?

Uh, no. No, I can't.

- Okay. Can't.
- Nope.

Son of a bitch!

Morning.

Is that all you have to say to me

After leading me on
like that last night?

Alan, I did not lead you on.

You left me in a high state
of arousal, and you know it.

I'm sure you took the
matter well in hand.

It's not the same thing.

Listen, Cheryl, I'm
crazy about you.

I always have been

And I always will be.

Alan, it's very flattering,
but it's never gonna happen,

So be a good boy and
stop touching me.

Alan markham?

What the hell is this about?

I have a warrant to
search these premises.

Are you kidding me?
What are you doing here?

I'm just conducting a
criminal investigation.

What else would I be doing here?

Working awfully close to the
boss, aren't we, Cheryl?

We believe that you
have a very strong case,

As our senior partner,
John stierson,

Will explain in greater
detail once we're all inside.

If you'll follow me.

- Well done, Logan. Very impressive.
- Thank you, sir.

Brilliant work on the smoking gun,

- by the way.
- Oh, I appreciate that, sir.

Sorry I'm late. I...

Sorry.

Well, you should be.

Look at you.

Go home. Sleep it off.

Mr. West no longer needs you.

And don't think I am not
gonna call your uncle.

Putz.

Well, you know how to party.
I'll say that much for you.

Somebody...

Uh, robbed my
apartment last night.

Well, I hope that you didn't
lose anything important.

You are one of those
wests, aren't you?

Aw, Hugh, I don't know
what you're talking about.

But...

We should go out again sometime.

We could play some ping-pong.

I hear you have your own paddles.

Are we ready, sir?

Yes, we are. Please.

So you just started working
here on Monday, huh?

That's what I just told you.

Well, then I guess
you're not implicated.

In what?

Apparently, Mr.
Markham's connected

To an organized gang of
international car thieves.

His inventory of
high-end stolen imports

Is actually very impressive.

That's not true.

Well, Cheryl, someone
seems to think it is.

Someone...

Very close to you.

Ow! It is hot!

Oh, baby! Yeah!

Whoo! Yeah!

...some of that!
Complete with the pumps!

Whoo! That is hot!

All right. That's enough.
Settle down. Settle down.

Oh, I'll be your daddy! Yeah!

Mm. Reminds me of your mama!

What the hell are you
doing dressed like that?

What? I always dress
like this now.

What, with my man in
prison and everything,

I gotta put the goods
back out on display.

All right, Cheryl.

You made your point. You win.

Now you listen to me, wolf,

Or I'm gonna start
talking very loudly

About how you ratted
out Alan markham.

And that should make life in here

A bit more interesting
for you, don't you think?

Yeah, I coulda slept with Alan,

But I didn't.

And do you know why?

Because you're the first man

That I ever fell in love with,

And you'll probably be the last,

And that means everything to me.

But after this,

I don't know if you are that man.

Well...

I did what I had to do.

You betrayed yourself.

And you had no faith in me.

You ruined a man's life...

A friend...

Because you didn't trust me.

I don't think I'm gonna wanna
see you for a while, wolf.

Well, I'll be right
here when you do.

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