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Long ago in a distant land...
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...I, Aku, the shape-shiftingmaster of darkness...
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...unleashed an unspeakable evil.
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But a foolish samurai warriorwielding a magic sword...
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...stepped forth to oppose me.
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Before the final blow was struck...
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...I tore open a portal in time,and flung him into the future...
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...where my evil is law.
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Now the fool seeksto return to the past...
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...and undo the future that is Aku.
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PIease, don't take my souI.
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Aku, you wiII not cIaim another innocent!
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Samurai Jack!
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My hero.
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I hate being Aku!
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I don't wanna be him anymore!
I wanna be Jack!
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What? First of aII,
I do the best Jack imitation.
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Do it again, PhiI!
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Aku, you wiII not cIaim another innocent.
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And, second, you used to Iove being Aku.
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Yeah. That was before Jack came aIong!
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Now everyone wants
to pIay Jack and destroy me!
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But you Iook just Iike him.
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It's just my hair.
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No, Aku. Your tricks wiII not
protect you this time!
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Yeah! Destroy Aku!
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For eons I have terrorized this Iand.
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Every miserabIe creature trembIed...
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...at the mere mention of my name.
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The pitifuI peopIe shrank
before my awesome power.
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But now I am openIy mocked
by these measIy urchins.
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TaIes of the samurai's heroics
have spread...
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...through the worId Iike a virus!
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But I wiII cure the worId
of this pIague of hope.
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I wiII unIeash such eviI...
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...that even the most innocent souI...
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...wiII be consumed by terror!
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We're not afraid of you anymore, Aku...
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...no matter what you do.
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Hush! You cannot speak of Aku this way.
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InsoIent brats!
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Their eIders stiII fear and respect
the aImighty Aku.
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But this new generation...
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...the seed of rebeIIion has been pIanted
in them by these taIes of heroism.
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WeII, if they respond to stories...
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...I have a taIe or two that wiII turn Aku...
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...into the hero of their young hearts!
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-What's going on?
-Why have we been forced to come here?
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A taIe must be toId.
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A taIe of epic proportions.
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I wiII take you to a universe far away.
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To a world of hunger.
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For the only one who atewas a corrupt and evil beast.
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A devourer of worlds...
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...who set his sighton our defenseless sphere.
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But a beloved and courageous heroarose to oppose...
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...the terrorizing beast.
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Mounted on his sledwith eight tiny reindeer...
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...he flew into battleagainst the cosmic scourge.
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Then the great warriorfocused all his power...
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...into his spear of truth.
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And he hurled it with all his might.
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The spear struck the beast...
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...transforming him into...
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...beef jerky!
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The great warrior was victorious.
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And the people feastedon the spoils of his conquest...
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...and never went hungry again.
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"Who shall we thank for this heroic feat?"the people asked.
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The warrior removedhis helmet to reveal himself.
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It was none other than I...
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...Aku!
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And so the people bowed down...
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...and made the great warrior their king!
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That is the story of how I came to be.
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Perhaps my story is too compIex
for these young minds.
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A story of the purest,
simpIest theme must be toId.
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Yes. Fairy taIes are simpIe.
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But the heroes within are Iegendary.
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''LittIe Red Riding Hood.''
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''Once upon a time...
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...there was a little girlwho was loved by all. "
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Yes, I am famiIiar with this one.
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Once upon a time, there was a little girl...
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...with an adorable red cape...
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...and great flaming eyebrows...
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...who was beloved by all.
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And so the peopleaffectionately named her...
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...Little Red Hood.
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One day, Little Red Hood was on her wayto her grandmother's house.
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My poor grandmama is of deIicate heaIth.
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So I am deIivering to her...
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...a picnic basket of confectionery treats!
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Did someone say ''picnic baskets fiIIed
with deIicious confectionery treats''?
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And so the mean wolf took a shortcut...
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...and arrived at Grandmother's house...
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...before Little Red Hood.
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Who's there?
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Howdy-ho, Grandma.
It's me, the woIf.
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-Oh, my!
-Yeah, yeah, I know. I'm petrifying.
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Now, enough of the chitchat.
In you go.
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How horrible!
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Little Red Hood approachedGrandma's house...
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...unaware of what awaits her within.
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Who's there?
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Hey, hey. Keep it down in there!
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Come in, my chiId.
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Hey, Red. How about giving me
some of those confectionery treats?
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My, Grandma! What big eyes you have!
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Yeah, yeah. Big eyes, big teeth,
and a big appetite!
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The wolf attacked Little Red Hood...
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...not knowing that Little Red Hoodhad laser eye beams...
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...great combat skills...
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...and a powerful uppercutthat freed Little Red's grandmother...
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...from the evil bowels of the wolf.
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Confectionery treats.
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And so Little Red Hood was victorious!
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Do not be afraid, chiIdren.
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Show your joy.
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Do you not Iike the taIes of Aku?
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Speak!
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Yes, chiId.
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Share your thoughts on the taIes of Aku.
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WeII, the stories were toId very weII.
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Yes?
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But I think we wouId Iike
to hear a story about...
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...Samurai Jack?
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What?!
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So be it.
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Pay attention, chiIdren...
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...for you are about to hear the story of
''Jack and the Three Bears.''
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Once upon a time,there were three bears...
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...who lived together in a house of wood.
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One was a little wee bear.
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One was a middle-size bear.
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And the other was a great, huge bear!
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I made us some porridge, comrades.
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But, aIas, it is too hot.
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That's okay, brother. We can go for a waIk
in the woods whiIe it cooIs off.
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You made porridge!
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And while they were out...
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...a wicked samurai came to the house.
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He was not a good samurai.
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He was an impudent, bad, old samurai.
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Oh, yeah! Porridge!
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And so the wicked samurai began to eat.
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It did not matter to him...
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...if the porridge was too hot,too cold, or just right.
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He ate it all!
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AII right! Good.
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And then he set offto destroy the three bears' house.
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When the three bears returned...
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...complete destruction awaited them.
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-Someone's been eating my porridge!
-Someone's been messing with my books!
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Someone's been wearing my cIothes!
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Someone wrecked our whoIe house!
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And there he is!
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SIeeping in my bed!
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Shut up! I'm trying to sIeep!
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Sir? Aku?
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Yes, chiId?
Why do you interrupt Aku?
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WeII, the thing is...
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...Jack wouIdn't do that.
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Oh? You know him?
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No. But--
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Very weII.
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Perhaps I exaggerated a IittIe.
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But this next story is true
to its uttermost detaiI.
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Once upon a time, there was a housebuilt from straw, wood and brick...
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...where three innocent little pigshappily made their residence.
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Until there was a knock at the door.
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It was big, bad Jack.
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LittIe pig, IittIe pig...
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...open up and Iet me in!
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Not by the hairs on our chinny-chin chins!
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Then I'II huff and I'II puff...
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...and I'm coming in!
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Here's Jackie!
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Aku, sir?
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Yes, girI chiId?
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I'm scared.
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Good. The samurai is scary!
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-But Jack wouId never do such a--
-SiIence!
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I wiII continue with yet another taIe.
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The story of poor little Cinderellaand her evil stepmother, Jacqueline.
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And her two wicked stepsisters,Jackie and Jackquela.
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-Scrub that fIoor!
-Wash those dishes!
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Make me dinner!
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-But Jack is a man.-Very well.
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There once was a housemade of candy.
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But a giant samurai came and smashed it!
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Guess my name!
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But those are three different stories.
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With great endings.
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And so the samurai princefinally found the magic frog...
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...and kissed him, enraging the frog...
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...who then ate the samurai prince.
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But wasn't Jack just a giant?
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Yes. And he fell off the beanstalk.
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-But he wasn't on a beanstalk.-You are correct.
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He was searching for his lost sheepwho stampeded over him.
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That's not how the story goes.
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Yes, it does! After barely survivingthe sheep stampede...
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...a cat in giant boots came along...
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-...and kicked the samurai!-What?
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RapunzeI, RapunzeI, Iet down your hair.
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What's happening?
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Enough! Here is the truest taIe of aII!
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There was an almighty, all-powerful wizard.
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And there was a pathetic, little samurai.
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And the wizard destroyed him!
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The end!
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-No, that's not how it wouId happen.
-Yeah!
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First, it would be a misty night.
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And Jack would be climbing a huge castle.
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But not before he defeated its 8-foot,six-armed mutant guard.
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Yeah! Then he wouldbe climbing all battle-damaged.
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With his hair all messed up.
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With his sword in his teeth!
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Yeah. And as Jack reachesthe top of the castle...
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...Aku would creepily creep outfrom the shadows.
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But Jack can smell his foul stench.
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-And then they fight!-Not yet!
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First, they would stare each other down!
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-And then they'd fight!-No, not yet!
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Jack would first say, " You have plaguedthe land with your evil long enough.
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Prepare to meet your doom. "
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-And then they'd fight!-No, not yet!
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Because Aku would answer,"You are truly powerful, samurai...
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...but no match for my evil wizardry!"
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-Now?-Now.
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And then they'd fight!
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Aku quickly turns into a huge....
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Dragon-like creature.
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But he's no match for Jack's samurai skill!
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And with one mighty blow...
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...Jack destroys Aku!
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Then he would sheath his swordall cool-style and say:
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"My quest has ended.
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I will now travel back to my own timeand undo the evil that Aku has done. "
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The end!
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