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They say you can't choose your family.
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Well, that's probably best...
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if you could, the return policy would have to be really strict.
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Okay, what you think?
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What don't you just... get yourself a dog you could dress up?
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Put back if you don't like it. I'll give it for you for Christmas.
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Thank you.
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Oh my God.
Stop, what are you doing?
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I like it! It hides the flaws in your bone structure.
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Mother I was looking for a foundation.
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Not trying to join the witness relocation program.
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Can you just try not to control like every aspect of my being.
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I'm sorry, excuse me for caring.
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Let's go look for some of those cute plastic clock.
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Regina?
Amy.
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I wasn't sure if it was you.
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There it is. You still in Portland?
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Still there. You still in Long Land Valley?
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Well, bye.
Bye.
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Bye Samantha.
Bye.
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Who is that?
That's my sister.
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Oh that's cute.
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I have an aunt?
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What do you mean you forgot?
It happens!
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You forgot way more than I have.
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Okay, you know what? I let it go when you forgot
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that I was allergic to walnuts, 'cause you know,
it was nice to see everybody at the hospital again.
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But you did not forget to tell me you had a sister.
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Because she's a horrible person, you better off not knowing her.
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Mom, listen... for the past year and a
half, I've been trying to put together
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this possible of who I am. And... an aunt is a pretty big piece!
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When you were two years old, you ate a piece of my puzzle.
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Victoria Falls, but I knew what Victoria Falls
looked like because it was a picture on a box.
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I'm your box.
But this is my family.
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Why do you not want me to know my family?
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The same reason I don't want you to have a gun.
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You might hurt yourself.
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Okay, but...
You are not seeing her again.
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The subject is closed.
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This was a fun day, we should have start earlier.
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Kisses.
Yeah but mom...
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I said "kisses".
Okay.
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See ya. I'm gonna go back to the city.
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Aunt Amy.
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Hi.
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I win it.
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Wow, who ordered the sea monster?
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This is a deep sea delicacy I first had in Tokyo.
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It's never on the menu but I always ask for it.
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It honors the chef skills at removing the poison sac.
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I don't know if it is the best month, but I am going to find out if they have live starfish
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To our new mom!
I know! Isn't she fantastic?
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She lived in Tokyo. The one in Japan.
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It's like she's the mom I'm supposed to have you know.
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And there was just some crazy mix-up at
the hospital and I ended up with Regina.
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Who is very nice by the way. And I hope we'll keep in touch.
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So how are you going to tell your fist mom about this?
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Well, I am an adult, and I'm gonna do what adults do and...
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I am going to keep it a secret!
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So, please join me on pushing down my fears.
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No, I'm going to see an other one of Tony's
games so I don't want to be puffy.
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He doesn't care what you look like, he is gay.
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He is so gay!
Yes, but
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I may be on Jimbotron.
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Wooh, the Jimbotron.
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What is that? Like a robot, an elephant or something?
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No, it's the big screen. And my seat is like 3 feet away from the court.
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I don't even have to bring my own wine, in fact they told me to stop.
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Hey we should watch, I've never
seen somebody I know on national TV.
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Except for my high school boyfriend on the news.
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After the police dug up his yard.
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Sorry Sam's late.
It's ok.
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... sits down with his four fouls. That's
two games in a row he just can't get going.
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Oh God, there's Andrea. Oh Sam's missing it.
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And those buh jeerings are for Tony Dane's girlfriend Andrea Belladonna
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Guess the crowd decided she is a jinx on Tony's game
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Why doesn't she leave?
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Oh, she's got her outfit planned for the whole season.
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She's not going anywhere.
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She even, if they keep loosing, she'll keep going to the game.
Just to get on TV.
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Yeah.
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Who are you calling?
A bookie.
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Love how you decorated it.
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Did you do this all by yourself?
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I don't know, actually.
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All I know, I killed the previous owner and I just moved right in.
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See? This is nice.
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This is an early Curbestin
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He was a Dutch potter who settled in
Pennsylvania. I collect these myself.
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Really? Take it.
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Please.
What? No!
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Sam, that's not why I...
Amy, seriously, I...
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have no connection to anything in this house, so...
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Well, except for this little African mask-y thing I named Dave.
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You can't have Dave.
Thank you.
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I should have complimented you and your flat screen TV.
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Hello?
Miss Newly.
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You requested I alert you if your mother enters the building.
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Huh, yeah Frank. I was there when I told you.
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Oh, she's here?!
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Can you just... can you stall her for just a second?
Okay, thank you.
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My mom's here. Stairs!
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Regina, to see "The Great Escape" at a dinner cruise
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is a one in a lifetime opportunity.
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If we're late...
Samantha has not answered her phone all day.
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What if she has been taking the pop stitch.
What if Todd finally snapped
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I'm sorry folks, the elevator has been acting up.
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The only way to keep it for getting stuck is to stop at every floor.
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Oh mom! And dad! What a delightful surprise.
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You haven't return my calls all day.
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Oh, right, yeah. I... I was at the park.
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And this darn squirrel took off with my cell phone.
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What kind of squirrel.
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I smell perfume.
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Oh, that... that's... that's Todd's cologne.
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He bathe in that stuff. It's just awful.
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It's Amy's.
Todd is seeing Amy?
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That's not okay, because he knows how I feel about her.
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She's been here. You've been seeing her behind my back, I knew it!
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You did not.
So, do you...
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you wear the cloths I buy you when you go out with her?
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Mom, please don't be ridiculous okay?
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Amy is fun, she's cool.
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And you know I'm sorry that you're so threatened by her
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but I'm not gonna stop seeing her, 'cause
you know what, she lets me be who I am.
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Where is the bowl?
What bowl?
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The bowl!
The bowl.
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Oh, no, no, Regina, not the bowl again.
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I'm gonna be in the car, the movie boat leaves in 15 minutes.
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The bowl that my mother passed on to me, that I passed on to you.
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Oh, Amy complimented it, and I just...
You gave it to her?!
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Yeah.
She always wanted that bowl.
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She only became friends with you so that she could get the bowl.
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Yeah right, and Dena is only friends with
me because, oh, she wants this clock.
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I warned you.
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But you wouldn't listen, so now I've lost a family heirloom.
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Technically, it's still in the family.
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I thought I was your family.
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I guess not.
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I will get the bowl back, okay?
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But you know you're wrong about this.
Amy didn't know about the bowl.
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Samantha, could you... bring the rolls to the table please?
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Yeah.
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there might still be stuffing I prepared from recipes, see here I added...
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The bowl.
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You told me it was broken.
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I was tired of you coming over here rummaging through my house looking for it
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I wouldn't have to rummage if your house wasn't such a wreck.
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Oh I wanted to spend my energy taking care of my family
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There we go again. You got a family I don't have one
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When are you going to start throwing in my face...
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You're so immature!
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Why would you do this?
I'm meeting someone after dinner.
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And it looks like dinner's over.
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Oh, gosh.
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I don't wanna hear it Dave.
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I had two moms, now I have none.
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I'm an orphan. Which is not bad.
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No then you and I can go out and find other orphans
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And create a supportive ragtag family.
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Just call your mother and make up. She'll make you suffer for a while.
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Then it will be over. Like a slumber party.
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Yeah you're right. I'm gonna call her and apologize.
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yeah, tell her she's right.
No, that is not an option.
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If she knows that she was right, then she
is gonna be even more up in my business.
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Maybe if she got her bowl back, that would fix it but,
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there's no way that Amy is gonna give it up.
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That's tough, that's a tough one.
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What to do? What to do?
Dena!
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Oh, pop corn?
The bowl!
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Ok, somebody's hungry!
No!
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This is the bowl!
What?
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Yeah! Where did you get it?
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Potteryville 9 bucks.
I need it.
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My mom gets a bowl, Amy gets a bowl.
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Everyone goes back to hating Amy, the order is restored.
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Plus, if I pull this off, my mother never has to know she was right.
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I have change if you all you got is a ten
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Really?
Yes!
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Tony can't miss a shot tonight
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Why did I bet $300 on a jinx?
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You? I bet a thousand.
What?
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I have a history of gambling.
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I'm known to the thrill of betting a few hundreds
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You've destroyed me.
What's the score?
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Andrea. Oh no, no, no. Why aren't you at the game?
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Cause I want to show everyone that I'm not a jinx.
Tony is just having a little cold streek
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Not anymore he's not. He scored 20 in the first quarter,
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and just bounced one in off the referee's head.
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And I'm not there?
Now they are going to be sure that I am a jinx
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Watch me save your thousand bucks.
Actually, it's 2 thousand.
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Lying is also part of the addiction.
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Andrea, Tony can't miss tonight.
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Go! Get there while is hot. And all the credit will go to you.
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Yes. Shoot. I want to but I can't.
Why not?
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I've already wore these shoes to a game
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Go by the house, pick up another pair.
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It's so crazy, it just might work.
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You're gonna get your 2 thousand back.
It was actually 5 thousand.
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But making you believe it was 2 thousand was exhilarating.
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Mom, I brought you something.
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I got it back from Amy.
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She just... gave it back?
Yeah... I mean no, when she remembered
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that this was the bowl that you guys used to fight over,
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she was horrified.
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That it came between me and my mother.
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Guess I owe you an apology.
No!
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No, let's not dwell on how wrong you were.
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You have the bowl and...
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the less we speak of it to anyone the better.
Thanks.
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Howard, I got the bowl back.
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The bowl. Oh, Sammy, no you didn't
bring this bowl back into our house.
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Daddy, it's ok, it's over, we don't have to talk about it anymore.
No.
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What are you doing?
I'm going to my happy place.
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It's a place where I go whenever your mother's family comes up.
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Your happy place?
It's a lumber mill
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in Oregon.
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And I run it. I got 20 employees
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'casionally we do a run of four by four and two by six
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but really two by four is our bread and butter
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That sounds nice. Can I work for you sometimes?
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Wow, sure.
You know, I thought about it.
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Amy really has been the bigger person in all this.
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If she thinks she can show me up by returning this bowl
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just watch me returning it right back in her face.
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Ok. See you later mom.
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What?! No! No, no, no, wait, no! Oh my...
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What are you doing here?
I... completely forgot to tell you,
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Amy left for Canada. Hum, I was gonna call you about it, but
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that squirrel still has my phone. So let's...
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Well, we meet again.
Hey, I just wanted to welcome you back from Canada.
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So, see you. Let's go.
Can I have a minute?
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Well, I just thought I'd drop by to tell you how
kind it was of you to give back on this bowl.
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But I belive I am even kinder person because I am giving it back to you
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Well, it was very kind but I already have mother's bowl.
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The one your daughter's sneaking out with.
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Mom, I'm pregnant. You were right.
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Boys are only after one thing.
Samantha...
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Sweetie, you gave me a fake!
So?
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Look, they're completely identical. Look at this. Look, you know what?
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I switch 'em up, everybody gets a bowl.
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I dare you to tell them apart.
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That one.
No, that's mine.
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I changed my mind.
Enough. Stop it! Stop, give me that.
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You are fighting to the death for a $9 bowl.
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God, how did the women in this family get so screwed up?
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What's all this noise? It sounds like you're trying to wake the dead.
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Mother go back upstairs. I can handle it.
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I have a grandmother?
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Ah yes! Tony totally tanked.
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That's $300 for me and $5000 for you.
253
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Hey you know what? Let's go to Vegas.
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Right now!
Nope.
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I gotta buy my daughter a tree house,
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and locate a good rehab facility.
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But you have fun
258
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What?
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Tony, there was no such thing as a jinx.
260
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You wanna know what I think? I confuse you.
261
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You see me up in the stand, and you say
262
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"oh, she's hot, I think I want her,
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maybe I'm not as gay as I thought I was."
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Well, here's what I think. You're the only one who knows I'm gay.
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So I when I'm looking at the stands and I see you,
I see someone who can take everything away from me with a phone call
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and that's why I can't play when you're around.
267
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Well, that's very different from what I thought.
268
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Wait, wait , wait. Tony, Tony, wait.
269
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This is me. 6th grade.
270
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That is a lot of facial hair.
271
00:15:29,552 --> 00:15:31,935
Girls in gym threw chew toys at me.
272
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It took years of painful electrolysis to become
the stunning fox you see in front of you
273
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Why do you keep this?
Because whenever I see someone less fortunate
274
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I pull it out and I look at it and I realize
that I used to be less fortunate.
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And then I don't have to feel sorry for them.
276
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Look, no one knows about this. So you can keep it. I trust you.
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Just like you can trust me.
I'm just asking,
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can you grow this back? Two to three days
279
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I have a grandmother. How long have you known about her?
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Oh, I haven't seen you since you got yourself run over.
281
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I guess your mother is ashamed of me.
282
00:16:11,687 --> 00:16:16,060
I invited you to come and see her when she was in the coma.
Yes, it sounded like a lot of laughs
283
00:16:16,061 --> 00:16:20,422
Hi nana. I'm sorry, I don't know what I'm supposed to call you.
284
00:16:20,623 --> 00:16:23,036
Granny, or nounou... but, hi.
285
00:16:24,831 --> 00:16:27,832
Hey back off jumbo. I got brittle bones.
286
00:16:27,833 --> 00:16:31,546
Mom, Regina's trying to take my bowl. Tell her she can't do it.
Oh for Pete's sake,
287
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I just gave it to you. I brought it back. Will you please tell her to give it to me.
288
00:16:36,545 --> 00:16:40,459
I don't even know what you're talking about.
I just came down here to get my cigarettes.
289
00:16:43,589 --> 00:16:47,796
Oh Regina, another flavorless meal.
Thank God I brought my own food.
290
00:16:48,456 --> 00:16:51,197
Here, mom, I'll wash your bowl so you can take it home.
291
00:16:51,398 --> 00:16:54,708
Uh, no, you can have it. Someone from church left it at my house.
292
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I don't need any more crap around. It's your problem now.
293
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Look what mom gave me
294
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What? Mother!
295
00:17:08,507 --> 00:17:11,747
Wait a minute. I remembered.
296
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This... this is not about the bowl. This bowl
doesn't mean anything. It's never meant anything.
297
00:17:16,253 --> 00:17:21,397
The only reason that Amy wants it
is because she gave it to you. That's because she got everything
298
00:17:21,398 --> 00:17:25,169
What are you talking about? You always got
everything you want. You were the special little baby.
299
00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:27,559
Are you kidding Regina the Queen-a.
300
00:17:29,437 --> 00:17:31,183
Stop.
Stop it.
301
00:17:32,257 --> 00:17:37,550
I loved you both the same. I may have
only enough love for one daughter
302
00:17:37,651 --> 00:17:40,668
but you each got half, so what's the big deal.
303
00:17:40,869 --> 00:17:42,869
Well, it kind of is a big deal.
304
00:17:43,066 --> 00:17:47,121
Maybe if they'd gotten more love from you,
they wouldn't be fighting over this stupid bowl.
305
00:17:47,122 --> 00:17:52,068
Oh look, they might have only half a
mother but at least they had two daddies.
306
00:17:52,494 --> 00:17:53,863
What?
307
00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:56,717
Our daddy was my daddy. I know that.
308
00:17:56,752 --> 00:18:00,526
Maybe I am just saying by then there was another rooster in the hen house
309
00:18:00,527 --> 00:18:05,279
Oh Lord, mother, ok...
Maybe we should just stop this.
310
00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:08,726
Do a DNA test if you want. You can dig up your daddy, but
311
00:18:08,842 --> 00:18:12,141
I scattered your uncle ashes at the fair grounds
312
00:18:12,342 --> 00:18:17,082
What? Uncle Jack?
Now uncle Jack was a half wit, Luther.
313
00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:19,375
Uncle Jack never got passed third base.
314
00:18:20,596 --> 00:18:22,583
Luther was in a wheelchair!
315
00:18:22,584 --> 00:18:25,278
Please stop with the yelling again.
316
00:18:27,412 --> 00:18:29,339
OK I just had enough!!
317
00:18:33,964 --> 00:18:38,536
I'm not cleaning up that mess.
My bowl.
318
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You had no right to do that.
Yes I did. It was passed on to me.
319
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Oh God, with all this poison, all this hatred, I don't even want it.
320
00:18:47,891 --> 00:18:50,941
You know, I don't need a bowl to know that my mother loves me.
321
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I know my mother loves me. All she ever tried
to do is protect me from the two of you. Oh Samantha.
322
00:18:58,919 --> 00:19:02,580
What's all that noise down there?
You stay out of this mother
323
00:19:02,581 --> 00:19:05,237
I'll come up there and unplugged you again.
324
00:19:05,494 --> 00:19:08,907
Let's go. You really don't want to meet this one.
325
00:19:10,652 --> 00:19:12,191
Geez.
326
00:19:14,275 --> 00:19:17,161
Okay, I don't like that family. Is there
another family that we can have?
327
00:19:17,162 --> 00:19:20,007
Oh this is good, now you can start from scratch.
328
00:19:21,875 --> 00:19:25,000
Hey, you gonna be okay to drive?
Yeah I'm fine.
329
00:19:27,530 --> 00:19:30,207
I left my purse in there.
Oh no.
330
00:19:31,811 --> 00:19:34,379
I'm trying to decide if it's worth going back in.
331
00:19:34,380 --> 00:19:39,304
God, those people! I should have listen to you.
332
00:19:39,391 --> 00:19:43,153
I was like that pretty girl on a horror
movie you keep yelling at the screen
333
00:19:43,158 --> 00:19:46,646
"don't go back in the house". And she
always goes back in the house.
334
00:19:48,235 --> 00:19:51,027
All she needs is to find out for herself
335
00:19:52,468 --> 00:19:55,545
And you would be pretty if you keep your hair off your face.
336
00:19:58,749 --> 00:20:01,521
Thank you for my fresh start mom.
337
00:20:01,974 --> 00:20:03,963
You're welcome.
338
00:20:05,665 --> 00:20:07,015
Oh, here.
339
00:20:09,804 --> 00:20:11,691
Where did you get this?
340
00:20:11,692 --> 00:20:14,219
You'd really think I was gonna
get my sister the real one, did you?
341
00:20:14,923 --> 00:20:19,701
I swung by a store. They're 9 bucks.
Yeah, but it's not the real bowl.
342
00:20:19,712 --> 00:20:21,531
what is then?
343
00:20:22,324 --> 00:20:24,946
So from mother to daughter,
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00:20:26,618 --> 00:20:32,242
you pass it down. And you're gonna tell the story of the bowl.
345
00:20:32,357 --> 00:20:34,936
And that her grandmother was right.
Yes, of course.
346
00:20:38,316 --> 00:20:40,268
I love you mommy.
347
00:20:41,459 --> 00:20:43,742
Ok, so no family is perfect.
348
00:20:43,751 --> 00:20:45,392
I thought I found a documentary on one,
349
00:20:45,393 --> 00:20:47,841
but it turned out to be a sitcom from the 70s.
350
00:20:47,954 --> 00:20:50,370
The point is you can't choose your family
351
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You're stuck with them. Good and bad.
352
00:20:52,792 --> 00:20:55,603
But that's okay. Maybe the bad relatives are there
353
00:20:55,604 --> 00:20:57,608
to help you appreciate the good ones.
354
00:20:57,731 --> 00:21:00,011
The ones who have been looking out for you all along.
355
00:21:00,012 --> 00:21:04,938
I've got a bowl just like that one.
No Frank, not like this one.
356
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357
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