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There are people in the world who have no one in their life--
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No one to come home to...
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No one to share their day with.
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Those people are so lucky.
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Learning Chinese.
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It is their century, you know, and eventually, they will overflow their borders.
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Crowded there, is it?
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Hello mom?
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Dad?
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Yes.
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Samantha?
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We saw your car.
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Hey, Sammy. What are you doing here?
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No, what are you doing here?
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I-I thought today was the day you guys go look for junk at garage sales.
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Well, it is. We came home early. I got some horrible news.
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She made me pass up a great box of door knobs.
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I could have had a spare for every door in the house.
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What was your horrible news?
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You know that condo we have listed over on College Avenue?
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Well, there was a bidding war.
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And we sold it.
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You do know that it wasn't an actual war, right?
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That was our only listing.
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And it sold.
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Hey, why don't you and dad go celebrate?
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Samantha, you don't understand.
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To get listings, you have to have a listing.
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It's like it's easier to get a job when you're working or to meet a man when you're dating somebody else.
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Oh, listen to me. I'm talking to someone who doesn't have a job or a man.
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Why don't we just put another ad in the paper, like that--That picture of us with the cell phones?
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Oh, it looked like an escort service.
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We got calls.
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I know.
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Why don't we sell the house?
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Nobody's selling this house.
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I just washed all the window screens.
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I don't mean really sell it.
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It's just-- I want to ha an open house so I can meet people that are looking,
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you know, get new listings.
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I do not like strangers in my house.
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I don't even like people I like in my house.
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I hear ya.
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Hello?
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I found five bucks in the couch.
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If I can take 2 more out of your jean I can go see a movie.
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So you won't be in the apartment?
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Want to join me?
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Oh, poo. No, I can't.
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I-I'm having sort of a work crisis with my mom.
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So you have a good time.
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Bye.
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Good for you.
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Oh, I'm finally getting e support from you that I was--
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See ya.
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Oh, Todd, no!
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That means, I'd like to send a fax.
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But who sends a fax anymore?
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What happened to the movie?
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Well, I-I decided I didn't want to go alone.
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It's just not as fun doing things by myself, you know?
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No, I don't know, Todd!
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How could I possibly know?
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Okay.
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Is something bothering you?
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Look, I-I never get to be here by myself because you are always here.
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Look, I-I know I'm around a lot lately,
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but right now I'm waiting to hear about a staff photographer job at the Chicago Mirror.
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Really?
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When are you gonna hear, tomorrow? This afternoon?
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By the time I finish this sentence?
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It's--It's down to two of us.
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We're both meeting tomorrow,
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but, you know, I'm not holding my breath because the her guy is Wes Greene.
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Wes Greene.
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Wes Greene.
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Yeah, he and I both started at a free local paper a few years back,
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then he got this picture of a mine worker rescue which earned him a Pulitzer prize,
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and his career took off.
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You know, I was supposed to get that assignment, but for some reason, I never got the call.
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I'm gonna go get us a cab. Don't forget to lock up.
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Did you put the vodka in the carry-on?
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Yes, yes, and smile. It's 78 degrees in Cancun.
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Why do I have to have curly hair? Why?
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Todd, it's Chuck at the "Chicago Voice.
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" I can get you in that collapsed mine in Ohio, but you have to leave now.
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Call me.
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Cancun.
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Ohio.
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Oh, my God.
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Did you ever find out what happened?
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Well, what--What happened is-- Is now Wes is shooting magazine covers,
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and I'm renting your couch.
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By the way, this month's on me.
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What?
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And all I cared about was going to Mexico, and I completely ruined a guy's entire life.
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You must feel awful.
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How was Cancun?
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Dena, sweetie, I never get to remember the good parts, only the screwing-people-over parts.
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Sorry.
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And Todd doesn't know what you did?
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No. If I didn't tell him I dropped his sunglasses in the toilet,
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I'm definitely not gonna tell him about this.
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Can I tell him?
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No.
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God, I just--I just wish I could undo this, you know?
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Get him that job somehow...
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Which I could if Wes was out of the way.
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I need your help.
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Hey, I am insulted.
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Just because I am Italian does not mean I can get rid of somebody.
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I mean, I can.
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I mean, I know someone who happens to be Italian.
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No, no, sweetie, because you're a lawyer and you can help me get his address.
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So you can slash his tires.
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No! No more bad.
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I-I've already messed up someone's whole life.
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I mean, who does that?
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Uh, my neighbor just called,
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and she said that there is a "for sale" sign in my front yard and an open house going on.
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My mother does that. That's who.
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Thanks for signing in. Here's my card.
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Mrs. Newly, what's going on?
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How did you get in my house?
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Isn't that the great thing about living in a small town?
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No one locks their doors.
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I do, yeah.
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You can't sell my house.
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Is that something needed to say specifically at some point?
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No, no, I'm not-- I'm not--I'm not selling your house.
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I'm just making contacts.
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I've already met four potential clients and a strange man who sniffed your banister, and then he left.
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You let in Mr. Darcy? This is not okay.
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We love this house...And we'd like to make an offer.
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No.
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No.
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No.
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No. No. Sorry.
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See ya.
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Um, apparently the--the house might not actually be available after all.
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Okay, we don't want a big negotiation.
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We'll give you $30,000 over the asking price.
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I think you'll be very happy here.
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That's him.
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That's Wes Greene.
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Hot.
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Now I gotta figure out what I'm gonna say to him.
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I need some sort of plan.
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I should have sex with him.
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How is that gonna help my plan?
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What plan?
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- What?
- Oh, jeez. Forget it.
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Hey, Wes Greene! Wes Greene. Hi.
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I'm Samantha Newly. I'm a friend of-- of, uh, Todd Deepler's.
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How is Todd?
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He's good. He's good.
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Look, you know that Pulitzer prize you won?
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I do, yes.
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That should have been his.
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Okay um...
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Well, I'll just go get it then.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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You can--You can keep the--the thingamajigger just...
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Look please don't go on that interview today.
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Let Todd get this job.
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And why would I do that?
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Look, Todd was supposed to have that coal mine assignment, but I didn't give him the message,
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so in a way, you might say I kinda got you that Pulitzer prize.
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So basically, you owe me.
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Why--first of all, thank you for the Pulitzer prize.
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It's okay.
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Although I don't recall you being in that mine shaft choking on dust and death for two days a mile underground
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or placing the camera or getting enough lights down there to shoot,
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but not too much light, so that people could feel the darkness those men live in down there.
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Yeah, okay, we get it. You got a camera.
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So does everybody else. I have one on my phone.
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Right, so if you don't mind, I'll just keep the prize and my interview appointment, which is in 20 minutes.
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So I gotta get ready. Say hi to Todd, okay?
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Use this.
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You carry that in your car?
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You don't?
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No, I can't do this. I can't do this.
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You've done it plenty.
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You just go through the side, where the steel belting's not in the way.
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No. No.
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I was mad a minute ago, but it is just--It's not right.
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So let's--let's just go.
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No, you should go home, where because of you,
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Todd is probably sitting there jobless, just teaching himself the banjo.
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See? It's just like riding a bike. Right?
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I can't believe it.
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I got the job the great Wes Greene was up for.
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This is amazing!
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You're welcome.
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- What?
- You're welcome...
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to happiness.
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Go forth. Be happy.
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Welcome.
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Thanks.
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See ya.
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I totally got him that job, which we will file under zip it, all right?
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I just know there goes my Chinese study buddy.
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Yo! Right there.
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Frank, don't go anywhere.
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Don't worry.
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Thank you.
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What the hell, anyway?
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Is there a problem, sir?
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Ask her.
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I know you.
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Dude, how the heck did you know where I lived?
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I drove Todd home once when we worked together.
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But today I had to take the bus because someone slashed my tire to get her boyfriend a job!
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She's all yours.
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Frank, come on. Tires?
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Tires are really hard to slash, which I would not know...
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About.
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Okay, okay, okay.
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I am so sorry, but, you know, you're kinda getting a little flip-out-y.
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A little...
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Flippy out-y.
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A little--little flippy.
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You're mad, and I understand that, but you can get any job you want,
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and Todd really, really needed that job.
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Did he?
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Did he need it because his wife divorced him
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and he has to show a judge that he's locally employed or he'll lose custody of his kids?
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I don't know.
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Fine. Fine. I have ruined your life, too.
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I will fix this. I promise.
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I will talk to Todd, and then I will explain to your ex-Wife exactly what...
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No, you go anywhere near my family, and I will run you down in the street!
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Need a pretty cooperative bus driver for that.
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Not funny.
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Great. Now to help Wes, I just have to ruin Todd's career again.
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By the way I'm happy, and I never want your help.
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Dena, Dena, this is a very good offer.
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I know.
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It--'S $30,000 over the asking price.
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I know. That's a lot of money.
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In this market?
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With people all over this country unable to sell their homes, it's like spitting in their faces.
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You know, this w my mom's house.
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I've never lived anywhere else.
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Dena...
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Do you know where your mother is right now?
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- In a wall.
- She's in here.
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- In a mausoleum over--
- I didn't mean literally.
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Okay, no, the point is...
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She's not here in this house.
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She's in heaven.
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And your boyfriend's in the city, and Samantha's in the city, and,
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That's where our future is, Dena.
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Dena, I'm giving you the future.
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Thank you.
260
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How was, um, ahem, your first day?
261
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Great. Amazing.
262
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Sam, this job is everything I've always wanted.
263
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Really?
264
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Even better than working...At a camera store?
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A camera store? No, no, this job is great.
266
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My assignment editor walked me through the stories I'm gonna be shooting--
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Gangs in the north side, spring training with the Cubs, maybe London 2012.
268
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Maybe London 2012?
269
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I mean, what, if you-- If you play your cards right?
270
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There is something sure if you-- you want to walk on egg shells for the next four years.
271
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No wonder you're so stressed out.
272
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I'm not stressed out.
273
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Calm down, man!
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Breathe. Chill.
275
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Look, you--you beat out Wes Greene for this job.
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You can do so much better I-I believe in you.
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Wait. What's going on you were so happy I got this job.
278
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Okay all right, I'll say it.
279
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Look, I-I've seen your work, and, uh, it's not that good.
280
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Incredible.
281
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What?
282
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You just have to keep me down, don't you?
283
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No. No, no that's not it.
284
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Well, then what? W-why do you want me to quit?
285
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Because...
286
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Because I.
287
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I just, uh, really started to miss you, you know?
288
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I just--It's really quiet around here.
289
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Yeah, exactly.
290
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When I was laying around the apartment like a lump, you could handle that.
291
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You know, I bet this is why I never got you when we we together.
292
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Well, I'm going somewhere now.
293
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I'm going out to dinner with my editor and publisher.
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Deal with it.
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Sam?
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You know, that Martha Stewart is a wackadoo,
297
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because this does not sharpen knives.
298
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Nope. It doesn't.
299
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You slashed Wes Greene's tire?
300
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Well, I tried reasoning with him first,
301
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and I-I wouldn't even have been able to slash the tire if Andrea didn't carry a knife.
302
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You know what? Hearing it now, I bear very little responsibility here.
303
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So now I have to quit the job.
304
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Oh, God. Thank you so much for understanding.
305
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I mean, his life is in shambles.
306
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You know, he's getting divorced, his tire was slashed.
307
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I mean because I don't deserve it.
308
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Yes, you do deserve it, and you will get the next one.
309
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No, he can have it. I'm done.
310
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Done? With photography?
311
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No. Why?
312
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Because on the off chance you're not always there to slash someone's tire for me,
313
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it's obvious I'll never have Wes' career.
314
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Yeah, well, you know what? You would have if it wasn't for me.
315
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What?
316
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Thanks for doing my inspection, Mr. Newly.
317
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Oh, not a problem.
318
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You know, those licensed guys are a racket.
319
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Carnies with a clipboard.
320
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No, everything is fine under there, but you got a little bluish stain in the sink there.
321
00:15:20,380 --> 00:15:23,960
You know what? That's just where my mom made a blueberry pie every single Sunday.
322
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Well, the new owners can just bleach it out, right?
323
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What? No!
324
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Every time I go to rinse out a glass, it makes me think of her.
325
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You know what? I'm just gonna take that--That sink with me.
326
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Well, they might notice that eventually.
327
00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:39,300
Oh, and here, this doorjamb--
328
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It has all the marks from where my mom measured my height every single birthday,
329
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and, oh, this asterisk by my 13th is 'cause I wouldn't take off my Darth Vader helmet.
330
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No, I'm--I'm--I'm ripping that out, too.
331
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And the front door?
332
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Taking it.
333
00:15:56,280 --> 00:16:01,260
Yeah, that's where Chase and I had our first kiss, and, oh, I'm gonna need the floor in front of the fireplace
334
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because that's the first place, you, we...
335
00:16:03,490 --> 00:16:05,930
Never mind. But I'm--I'm gonna need that.
336
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Dena, are you sure you want to sell?
337
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Oh, yeah, sure.
338
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I mean--I mean, I signed a contract, right?
339
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Everybody's counting on me.
340
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So I guess...
341
00:16:18,220 --> 00:16:20,520
I just got off the phone with the new buyers.
342
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They wanted to make sure that you were leaving...
343
00:16:23,610 --> 00:16:26,310
That you were leaving the Snoopy mailbox.
344
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Like--Like you were gonna take that with you.
345
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I want that.
346
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Regina, bad news.
347
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The sale ain't gonna happen.
348
00:16:35,210 --> 00:16:36,040
- What?
- What?
349
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,720
Yeah, I was just down in the basement.
350
00:16:37,820 --> 00:16:40,060
I-It's riddled with mold.
351
00:16:40,950 --> 00:16:43,300
Mold? So? You hang up an air freshener.
352
00:16:43,380 --> 00:16:45,590
Well, nobody's gonna buy a house with mold, Regina,
353
00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:48,550
and now that you know, you have to disclose it.
354
00:16:49,170 --> 00:16:51,650
Well, thanks so much for your help, Mr. Science.
355
00:16:51,780 --> 00:16:54,360
You're not a professional, and you cannot say anything against your wife in court.
356
00:16:54,370 --> 00:16:55,150
That's the law.
357
00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:58,570
Dena, Dena, I'm gonna get a bottle of wine and some painkillers,
358
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and by tomorrow, you're gonna forget that this conversation ever happened.
359
00:17:01,910 --> 00:17:03,520
W-W-Wait. Wait.
360
00:17:03,570 --> 00:17:06,400
Don't blame Mr. Newly. It's me.
361
00:17:07,170 --> 00:17:10,450
I'm happy here. I have a good life, you know?
362
00:17:10,580 --> 00:17:16,110
I have a boyfriend and a--and a best friend and--and a free house with a yard for my dogs.
363
00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:19,090
People work their whole lives to have what I already have.
364
00:17:19,100 --> 00:17:21,150
I mean, I don't want to leave!
365
00:17:27,290 --> 00:17:28,940
Okay. We got mold.
366
00:17:36,660 --> 00:17:38,680
I don't even have a basement.
367
00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:41,460
Well, I'm not a professional.
368
00:17:42,230 --> 00:17:43,360
Thanks, Mr. Newly.
369
00:17:43,390 --> 00:17:44,560
Don't mention it.
370
00:17:44,690 --> 00:17:48,480
Oh, and, uh, your bedroom wiring is shot.
371
00:17:49,850 --> 00:17:50,670
Gotcha.
372
00:17:50,700 --> 00:17:52,060
No, I mean it.
373
00:17:52,140 --> 00:17:54,550
Fix it, or one night you'll wake up on fire.
374
00:17:58,210 --> 00:17:59,140
A vacation?
375
00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:01,570
You screwed me out of a job for a vacation?
376
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:03,580
Okay, okay, okay. That's one scenario.
377
00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:05,320
Now just flip it around.
378
00:18:05,340 --> 00:18:06,610
I did you a favor.
379
00:18:06,630 --> 00:18:08,740
Oh, really? How's that?
380
00:18:08,770 --> 00:18:11,650
Say I did give you that message, and you had gotten that job.
381
00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:15,710
I mean, maybe you would have gotten a Pulitzer prize and ended up just like Wes--
382
00:18:15,740 --> 00:18:18,260
Failed marriage, not allowed to see our kids.
383
00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:20,260
Maybe I wouldn't have neglected our kids.
384
00:18:20,270 --> 00:18:21,320
Yes, you would've.
385
00:18:21,340 --> 00:18:22,610
You'd be gone all the time.
386
00:18:22,620 --> 00:18:24,000
What, and you're such a great mom?
387
00:18:24,010 --> 00:18:25,940
Yeah, well, at least I went to their soccer games!
388
00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:28,700
- Wait, Sam.
- And the homework-- It's so hard!
389
00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:30,000
What are we talking about?
390
00:18:30,010 --> 00:18:31,600
I don't know!
391
00:18:32,420 --> 00:18:34,680
I'm just so ashamed. I'm...
392
00:18:35,220 --> 00:18:39,480
I am so, so sorry that I ruined your life.
393
00:18:42,260 --> 00:18:45,230
Well, I don't know if you ruined my life.
394
00:18:45,260 --> 00:18:46,790
Yeah, it was kind of ruined...
395
00:18:46,820 --> 00:18:47,530
By me.
396
00:18:47,540 --> 00:18:48,590
It's not ruined.
397
00:18:48,610 --> 00:18:49,540
Kinda is.
398
00:18:49,570 --> 00:18:50,630
Well, it's not even that bad.
399
00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:52,080
You didn't see Wes' car.
400
00:18:52,140 --> 00:18:53,530
If it wasn't for me, you'd be driving that car.
401
00:18:53,540 --> 00:18:54,460
Okay, stop.
402
00:18:54,470 --> 00:18:55,630
Can you drive a stick, though?
403
00:18:55,650 --> 00:18:56,890
Sam, come on.
404
00:18:57,190 --> 00:18:59,620
You know, I-I know that you think you pull all the strings, but you're not God.
405
00:18:59,630 --> 00:19:01,530
You don't control the universe.
406
00:19:01,590 --> 00:19:03,740
That's very sweet, Todd, but just not true.
407
00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:07,400
Believe me. I would love to blame you for everything bad that's ever happened,
408
00:19:07,410 --> 00:19:10,160
and--And not giving me that message--Yeah, that was bad.
409
00:19:10,770 --> 00:19:12,700
Yeah, but since then, I might've...
410
00:19:13,410 --> 00:19:15,440
Made a few wrong moves on my own.
411
00:19:15,660 --> 00:19:18,810
No, you said I always kept you down.
412
00:19:18,860 --> 00:19:20,190
Well...
413
00:19:21,050 --> 00:19:22,330
I was mad.
414
00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:26,360
The truth is, I've never been a big self-starter
415
00:19:26,970 --> 00:19:29,730
When we were together, you kind of kicked my ass into gear.
416
00:19:31,730 --> 00:19:32,600
Really?
417
00:19:33,290 --> 00:19:35,930
Which is maybe why since we've been apart, I've...
418
00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:39,860
Kind of sputtered.
419
00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:50,860
Quit.
420
00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:52,390
Recommend Wes.
421
00:19:52,870 --> 00:19:54,570
We'll find you something better.
422
00:19:55,810 --> 00:19:56,910
Camera store?
423
00:19:57,690 --> 00:19:59,290
Even better.
424
00:20:03,260 --> 00:20:05,140
Okay, so like I was saying,
425
00:20:05,180 --> 00:20:10,090
except the opposite, it is a nice thing to have people in your life.
426
00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:18,080
You just have to remember that they're in charge of their own destiny..
427
00:20:18,410 --> 00:20:19,260
Give me that.
428
00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:23,160
And that you can't control them, no matter how much you want to.
429
00:20:23,190 --> 00:20:24,110
Yeah, here we go.
430
00:20:28,300 --> 00:20:33,730
No matter how much they really need you to take the wheel, don't do it.
431
00:20:40,390 --> 00:20:45,210
All you can do is give them a nudge in the right direction and hope for the best.
432
00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:50,760
The good news is, you'll have more time to focus on your own life,
433
00:20:50,780 --> 00:20:54,090
to solve your own problems, big and small...
434
00:20:56,210 --> 00:21:00,090
Like how to do a crossword puzzle when you have amnesia.
435
00:21:01,580 --> 00:21:03,820
I blank Lucy.
436
00:21:04,620 --> 00:21:05,560
Who is Lucy?
437
00:21:05,570 --> 00:21:06,810
438
00:21:06,860 --> 00:21:11,410
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