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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,184 --> 00:00:18,886 Not now, Dan. 2 00:00:18,986 --> 00:00:22,256 OK, but hurry up. 3 00:00:22,356 --> 00:00:24,158 This mattress is killing me. 4 00:00:24,258 --> 00:00:26,460 I've got a spring right in the middle of my back. 5 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:27,361 So move. 6 00:00:27,461 --> 00:00:28,896 I tried that. 7 00:00:28,996 --> 00:00:29,997 Well, try again. 8 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:41,209 Switch sides with me, Roseanne. 9 00:00:41,309 --> 00:00:42,710 No. 10 00:00:42,810 --> 00:00:43,577 Come on. 11 00:00:43,677 --> 00:00:44,678 I've got to get some sleep. 12 00:00:58,992 --> 00:01:00,628 I can't sleep with your hot nostril air 13 00:01:00,728 --> 00:01:03,397 blowing all over me. 14 00:01:03,497 --> 00:01:04,432 Turn over. 15 00:01:04,532 --> 00:01:05,399 No, you. 16 00:01:05,499 --> 00:01:06,400 Oh, fine. 17 00:01:14,542 --> 00:01:16,310 Oh. 18 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:17,278 What? 19 00:01:17,378 --> 00:01:18,912 I'm still not happy. 20 00:01:19,012 --> 00:01:19,880 Come on. 21 00:01:19,980 --> 00:01:20,981 Help me flip the mattress over. 22 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:21,882 OK. 23 00:01:26,954 --> 00:01:27,755 Come on, Rosanne. 24 00:01:27,855 --> 00:01:28,889 You've got to get up. 25 00:01:28,989 --> 00:01:31,058 Well, you didn't tell me what was part of it. 26 00:01:31,159 --> 00:01:31,959 Come on. 27 00:01:42,336 --> 00:01:44,238 Oh. 28 00:01:44,338 --> 00:01:47,208 Oh. good, good, good, good, good, good, good. 29 00:01:52,246 --> 00:01:54,114 Ow. 30 00:01:54,215 --> 00:01:57,918 We need to get a new bed. 31 00:01:58,018 --> 00:01:59,220 You mean a brand new bed? 32 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:02,923 No, one some old person died in. 33 00:02:03,023 --> 00:02:05,193 We'll talk about tomorrow. 34 00:02:05,293 --> 00:02:06,093 Oh. 35 00:02:09,897 --> 00:02:13,901 Dan, now you're all comfy on account of I've 36 00:02:14,001 --> 00:02:15,869 got the spring on my side now. 37 00:02:22,710 --> 00:02:24,845 All right, but hurry up. 38 00:02:24,945 --> 00:02:27,815 [theme music] 39 00:03:18,332 --> 00:03:19,733 [coughing] 40 00:03:19,833 --> 00:03:20,868 [coughing] 41 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:22,603 - Stop it. - Stop it. 42 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:23,504 I mean it. 43 00:03:23,604 --> 00:03:24,972 I mean it. 44 00:03:25,072 --> 00:03:26,307 Cut it out, creep. 45 00:03:26,407 --> 00:03:27,308 Cut it out, creep. 46 00:03:27,408 --> 00:03:28,276 - Dad. - Dad. 47 00:03:28,376 --> 00:03:29,176 Hm? 48 00:03:29,277 --> 00:03:30,143 It's DJ. 49 00:03:30,244 --> 00:03:31,078 It's DJ. 50 00:03:31,178 --> 00:03:32,012 I'm going to kill him. 51 00:03:32,112 --> 00:03:33,381 - I'm going to kill him. - Why? 52 00:03:33,481 --> 00:03:34,282 What's he doing? 53 00:03:36,250 --> 00:03:37,418 - Mom. - Mom. 54 00:03:37,518 --> 00:03:38,419 ROSEANNE: What? 55 00:03:38,519 --> 00:03:39,953 Darlene's saying everything DJ says 56 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:41,489 a second before he says it. 57 00:03:46,460 --> 00:03:49,597 God, that's so immature. 58 00:03:49,697 --> 00:03:51,131 He's driving me crazy. 59 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:52,333 DJ: Crazy. 60 00:03:52,433 --> 00:03:53,901 If he doesn't cut it out, there's no telling what 61 00:03:54,001 --> 00:03:54,868 might happen to him. 62 00:03:54,968 --> 00:03:56,236 Happen to him. 63 00:03:56,337 --> 00:03:58,639 Hey, Darlene, do you ever think about banging your head 64 00:03:58,739 --> 00:04:00,708 on the table real hard? 65 00:04:00,808 --> 00:04:04,244 Maybe he'll knock himself out. 66 00:04:04,345 --> 00:04:05,446 Thank you very much. 67 00:04:05,546 --> 00:04:06,747 - Thank you very much. - You're dead. 68 00:04:06,847 --> 00:04:07,648 You're dead. 69 00:04:12,453 --> 00:04:13,521 How's it going? 70 00:04:13,621 --> 00:04:14,422 How's it going? 71 00:04:18,626 --> 00:04:21,629 Funny you should ask because you know what, Rodbells 72 00:04:21,729 --> 00:04:23,263 is having a sale on bed, OK? 73 00:04:23,364 --> 00:04:24,632 40% off. 74 00:04:24,732 --> 00:04:27,768 And that coupled with my employee discount, 20%, 75 00:04:27,868 --> 00:04:31,138 I think somebody is trying to tell us something. 76 00:04:31,238 --> 00:04:36,710 Roseanne, I've been thinking, what if my manly abilities 77 00:04:36,810 --> 00:04:37,945 aren't really mine? 78 00:04:38,045 --> 00:04:38,846 What if it's the mattress? 79 00:04:43,016 --> 00:04:45,419 I thought it was the mattress. 80 00:04:45,519 --> 00:04:46,554 No. 81 00:04:46,654 --> 00:04:48,789 I mean, what if I can't wow you in a new bed? 82 00:04:48,889 --> 00:04:50,458 Well, you didn't have no trouble when we brought 83 00:04:50,558 --> 00:04:51,725 home that new kitchen table. 84 00:04:54,928 --> 00:04:55,729 True. 85 00:04:58,632 --> 00:05:02,302 If anybody cares, DJ's head fits really well in the toilet. 86 00:05:02,403 --> 00:05:03,303 See, Dan. 87 00:05:03,404 --> 00:05:05,706 I told you, DJ is small for his age. 88 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:07,074 [car horn honking] 89 00:05:07,174 --> 00:05:08,008 See ya. 90 00:05:08,108 --> 00:05:08,909 Whoa. 91 00:05:09,009 --> 00:05:09,877 Where are you going? 92 00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:11,111 I told you, Mom. 93 00:05:11,211 --> 00:05:13,481 His name is Mark Healey and we're going to a party. 94 00:05:13,581 --> 00:05:14,382 Healey? 95 00:05:14,482 --> 00:05:15,749 Healey? 96 00:05:15,849 --> 00:05:17,217 Healey? 97 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:19,319 I don't really know any Healeys, do we, dear? 98 00:05:19,420 --> 00:05:20,488 I don't know. 99 00:05:20,588 --> 00:05:21,655 Does his father bowl? 100 00:05:21,755 --> 00:05:22,623 Oh, god. 101 00:05:22,723 --> 00:05:23,791 [car horn honking] 102 00:05:23,891 --> 00:05:25,859 Not a league man, eh? 103 00:05:25,959 --> 00:05:27,728 Perhaps we've run into them while dining 104 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:28,796 at Spaghetti Bucket. 105 00:05:31,465 --> 00:05:33,200 I don't recall, Lovey. 106 00:05:33,300 --> 00:05:36,437 Maybe they're not the all-you-can-eat type. 107 00:05:36,537 --> 00:05:37,438 Oh god, Dan. 108 00:05:37,538 --> 00:05:40,474 You don't think they're nouveau poor. 109 00:05:40,574 --> 00:05:41,442 [car horn honking] 110 00:05:41,542 --> 00:05:42,510 Please let me go. 111 00:05:42,610 --> 00:05:43,911 No. 112 00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:45,813 It's your first date with the guy, we're going to meet him. 113 00:05:45,913 --> 00:05:47,448 Well, can't you meet him like some other time? 114 00:05:47,548 --> 00:05:48,382 We're kind of in a hurry. 115 00:05:48,482 --> 00:05:50,250 You know the way it works, Beck. 116 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:51,485 He's just sitting out there. 117 00:05:51,585 --> 00:05:52,920 He'll think I'm ditching him. 118 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:55,155 Well, then let him make that long, lonely walk to the door 119 00:05:55,255 --> 00:05:56,624 and find out. 120 00:05:56,724 --> 00:05:58,025 [knock at door] - I'll get it. 121 00:05:58,125 --> 00:05:58,926 No, Darlene. 122 00:05:59,026 --> 00:06:00,327 No. 123 00:06:00,428 --> 00:06:02,295 We're going to embarrass your sister in an orderly fashion. 124 00:06:12,906 --> 00:06:13,941 God, I hate this family. 125 00:06:17,511 --> 00:06:18,311 What's going on? 126 00:06:18,412 --> 00:06:19,346 I've been honking for an hour. 127 00:06:19,447 --> 00:06:20,247 Sorry. 128 00:06:20,347 --> 00:06:21,348 My parents want to meet you. 129 00:06:21,449 --> 00:06:22,249 Oh, man. 130 00:06:25,085 --> 00:06:26,153 Mom, Dad, this is Mark. 131 00:06:26,253 --> 00:06:28,188 Mark, these are my parents. 132 00:06:28,288 --> 00:06:29,189 Hi. 133 00:06:29,289 --> 00:06:30,691 Dan Connor This is my wife, Roseanne. 134 00:06:30,791 --> 00:06:33,861 And of course, the lovely Darlene. 135 00:06:33,961 --> 00:06:35,195 OK. Let's go. 136 00:06:35,295 --> 00:06:37,164 Mark, I'm sure you'd love to get the hell out of here, 137 00:06:37,264 --> 00:06:39,600 but that's not the way we do things. 138 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:40,734 No. 139 00:06:40,834 --> 00:06:42,670 So let's sit right down here on the Davenport 140 00:06:42,770 --> 00:06:44,938 and get to know each other a little bit better. 141 00:06:45,038 --> 00:06:45,906 Huh, honey? 142 00:06:50,678 --> 00:06:55,949 So Mark, what grade you you in? 143 00:06:56,049 --> 00:06:56,884 Twelfth. 144 00:06:56,984 --> 00:06:57,785 Ah, great. 145 00:07:01,054 --> 00:07:02,523 You play football? 146 00:07:02,623 --> 00:07:03,423 Nope. 147 00:07:03,524 --> 00:07:07,194 Oh, too bad. 148 00:07:07,294 --> 00:07:09,530 They've really got a great team this year. 149 00:07:09,630 --> 00:07:10,598 I guess, yeah. 150 00:07:10,698 --> 00:07:11,499 Yeah. 151 00:07:11,599 --> 00:07:13,033 I heard your horn out there. 152 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:18,772 What kind of car do you drive? 153 00:07:18,872 --> 00:07:20,207 It's not a car, Dan; it's a truck. 154 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:26,680 A-ha. 155 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:27,581 Rosie? 156 00:07:30,751 --> 00:07:42,663 Well, Mark, uh, you got anything you want to ask us? 157 00:07:42,763 --> 00:07:45,566 Look, Mom, we've really got to go. 158 00:07:45,666 --> 00:07:46,500 Well, it's been fun. 159 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:47,868 Don't be too late. 160 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:49,637 Hey, Mark, Two plus two? 161 00:07:49,737 --> 00:07:50,538 What? 162 00:07:50,638 --> 00:07:53,541 Yeah, I though so. 163 00:07:53,641 --> 00:07:54,441 Good night, Beck. 164 00:07:54,542 --> 00:07:57,144 Have a good time. 165 00:07:57,244 --> 00:07:58,345 Oh, I hate him. 166 00:08:03,784 --> 00:08:04,585 Hey. 167 00:08:04,685 --> 00:08:05,485 Look at, Dan. 168 00:08:05,586 --> 00:08:07,120 A water bed. 169 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:08,856 Oh, how '70s. 170 00:08:08,956 --> 00:08:13,894 Hey, this is as close to a pool as we'll ever get. 171 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:14,895 Belly flop. 172 00:08:17,598 --> 00:08:18,398 Excuse me. 173 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:19,867 Excuse me. 174 00:08:19,967 --> 00:08:22,269 Excuse me. 175 00:08:22,369 --> 00:08:23,704 Can I help you with something? 176 00:08:23,804 --> 00:08:24,638 Yeah. 177 00:08:24,738 --> 00:08:28,241 How about a couple of margaritas? 178 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:30,177 No salt. 179 00:08:30,277 --> 00:08:31,278 We're just looking. 180 00:08:31,378 --> 00:08:32,179 I'll be over there. 181 00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:40,053 - Honey, get me up. - Oopsie daisy. 182 00:08:40,153 --> 00:08:41,288 Oh. 183 00:08:41,388 --> 00:08:42,289 Hey, look. 184 00:08:42,389 --> 00:08:44,291 A bed like my mom wanted us to get. 185 00:08:44,391 --> 00:08:47,227 Oh, look at this. 186 00:08:47,327 --> 00:08:48,328 Oh. 187 00:08:48,428 --> 00:08:50,998 That's twice as big as the one we've got. 188 00:08:51,098 --> 00:08:52,866 Let's pretenD we're rich and famous 189 00:08:52,966 --> 00:08:55,603 and we actually have a room big enough for this bed to fit in. 190 00:08:55,703 --> 00:08:56,503 Yeah. 191 00:08:56,604 --> 00:08:57,905 Yeah. 192 00:08:58,005 --> 00:09:01,008 And we're waking up to the smell of fresh coffee and croissants 193 00:09:01,108 --> 00:09:08,882 that our sexy French maid, Pierre, has made for us. 194 00:09:08,982 --> 00:09:11,985 Hey, remember the first time you told me 195 00:09:12,085 --> 00:09:15,155 you loved me on our little bed? 196 00:09:15,255 --> 00:09:16,489 No. 197 00:09:16,590 --> 00:09:17,658 Neither do I. 198 00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:20,227 But I know I did and I still do. 199 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:24,698 Boy, are you whipped. 200 00:09:34,942 --> 00:09:38,245 Should I get the hose? 201 00:09:38,345 --> 00:09:41,214 No, but you could dim the lights. 202 00:09:41,314 --> 00:09:43,617 We're reminiscing. 203 00:09:43,717 --> 00:09:46,720 What a nice word for it. 204 00:09:46,820 --> 00:09:48,088 I see you decided on the king size. 205 00:09:48,188 --> 00:09:49,189 No. 206 00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:52,660 We'll take that one over there, the double. 207 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:53,526 And for the lady? 208 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:02,535 I'll just go write it up now. 209 00:10:02,636 --> 00:10:05,238 Way to defend my honor there, Dan. 210 00:10:05,338 --> 00:10:07,274 I think it was a shot at me, dear. 211 00:10:07,374 --> 00:10:08,175 Oh. 212 00:10:11,478 --> 00:10:12,345 Good one. 213 00:10:20,087 --> 00:10:21,354 A toast. 214 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:22,289 A toast. 215 00:10:22,389 --> 00:10:23,490 - To our old bed. - Oh. 216 00:10:23,590 --> 00:10:24,858 OK. 217 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:29,697 Well, what was once the cradle of our love is now landfill. 218 00:10:29,797 --> 00:10:32,099 That was good. 219 00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:33,000 OK. 220 00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:34,567 I'll stake my beer. 221 00:10:34,668 --> 00:10:35,468 Hey. 222 00:10:35,568 --> 00:10:36,436 Hey. 223 00:10:36,536 --> 00:10:38,739 Isn't that Becky's boyfriend? 224 00:10:38,839 --> 00:10:41,174 What the hell's he doing here? 225 00:10:41,274 --> 00:10:42,710 He looks like he's drinking. 226 00:10:42,810 --> 00:10:44,277 Where the hell are you going? - Say hello. 227 00:10:44,377 --> 00:10:45,612 No. 228 00:10:45,713 --> 00:10:47,380 You'll get mad and you'll try to punch him or something. 229 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:48,615 Wait. Just hold on. 230 00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:53,486 Uh, hey. 231 00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:54,454 Remember us? 232 00:10:54,554 --> 00:10:55,355 Oh, yeah. 233 00:10:57,791 --> 00:10:58,591 Fine. 234 00:10:58,692 --> 00:11:01,661 And you? 235 00:11:01,762 --> 00:11:02,662 I'm cool. 236 00:11:02,763 --> 00:11:04,497 Well, what are you doing in here? 237 00:11:04,597 --> 00:11:05,833 What, are we going to have another one 238 00:11:05,933 --> 00:11:06,734 of your little chats? 239 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:10,037 Chat this! 240 00:11:10,137 --> 00:11:10,938 Honey. 241 00:11:11,038 --> 00:11:13,506 Honey, honey, honey. 242 00:11:13,606 --> 00:11:16,476 Uh, we were, uh-- we were just wondering, 243 00:11:16,576 --> 00:11:18,178 how did you get in here? 244 00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:19,079 Through the door. 245 00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:22,249 No. 246 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:24,818 I mean, you're only 18, right? 247 00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:26,019 Look, man. 248 00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:28,355 I've got a piece of paper here that says I'm 21. 249 00:11:28,455 --> 00:11:30,390 Well, how old are you when you're dating our daughter? 250 00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:31,424 Depends on where we're going. 251 00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:36,196 I'm going to ask you the question again 252 00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:37,464 and I want you to remember that you're 253 00:11:37,564 --> 00:11:38,531 talking to the girl's father. 254 00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:39,632 Give me a break. 255 00:11:39,733 --> 00:11:40,834 You're not going to touch me. 256 00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:41,735 Touch him, Dan. 257 00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:42,635 Touch him. 258 00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:43,670 Touch him! 259 00:11:43,771 --> 00:11:45,038 Rosie. 260 00:11:45,138 --> 00:11:45,939 All right. 261 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:48,641 Mark, here's the deal. 262 00:11:48,742 --> 00:11:51,111 I don't want you hanging around my daughter anymore. 263 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:53,446 Oh, you think you can stop me from seeing Becky, huh? 264 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,082 I think I can stop you from seeing tomorrow. 265 00:11:55,182 --> 00:11:58,485 Me, too. 266 00:11:58,585 --> 00:12:01,088 Fine. 267 00:12:01,188 --> 00:12:02,956 You know, if Becky wants to see me, she'll see me. 268 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:03,891 All right? 269 00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:09,129 I want to go over to his house and beat 270 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,197 the hell out of his mother. 271 00:12:15,769 --> 00:12:17,137 DJ: Come on, Darlene! 272 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:19,639 Come on, Darlene. 273 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:20,640 DJ: Let me out. 274 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,609 Let me out. 275 00:12:22,709 --> 00:12:24,111 DJ: I won't do it anymore. 276 00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:26,113 I won't do it anymore. 277 00:12:26,213 --> 00:12:27,580 DJ: Please. 278 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:30,083 Please. 279 00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:33,586 DJ: Mom, is that you? 280 00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:35,422 Darlene, what is that little boy still doing up? 281 00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:36,523 DJ: Mom! 282 00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:37,724 Sorry, Mom. 283 00:12:37,825 --> 00:12:39,793 We were having so much fun I lost track of time. 284 00:12:39,893 --> 00:12:42,429 Nice to see you two kids are getting along so well. 285 00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:45,198 DJ: Dad, is that you? 286 00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:47,434 DJ, I want you to go to bed now. 287 00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:48,768 DJ: But Mom. 288 00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:50,570 Now. 289 00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:51,471 All right. 290 00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:53,506 Let's go, squirt. 291 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:54,674 Do it again and it's the dryer. 292 00:12:58,511 --> 00:12:59,813 Becky? 293 00:12:59,913 --> 00:13:01,982 Becky, get down here. 294 00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:02,883 Good night, Mom. 295 00:13:02,983 --> 00:13:03,783 Good night, Mom. 296 00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:07,520 I wasn't doing it. 297 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,789 So what did I do this time? 298 00:13:09,890 --> 00:13:10,690 Nothing. 299 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:11,925 Amazing, isn't it? 300 00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:15,328 - We saw Mark tonight. - Where? 301 00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:18,731 Over at the Lobo, and he was drinking. 302 00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:22,870 This may come as some big shock to you, but he's got a fake ID. 303 00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:24,171 We told him to stay away from you 304 00:13:24,271 --> 00:13:26,506 and we want you to stay away from him. 305 00:13:26,606 --> 00:13:29,576 Now, come kiss Mommy good night. 306 00:13:29,676 --> 00:13:30,543 I can't believe this. 307 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:31,711 I just can't believe this. 308 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:32,846 Believe it, Beck. 309 00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:33,780 Why? 310 00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:34,982 I don't go out drinking with him. 311 00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:36,416 And you never will. 312 00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:38,385 How could you guys embarrass me like this? 313 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,353 This is so typical of you guys to butt in where 314 00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:41,688 it's none of your business. 315 00:13:41,788 --> 00:13:43,390 Well, at least we didn't let you down. 316 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:44,992 You are our business everything that happens-- 317 00:13:45,092 --> 00:13:46,326 Hey, you have no right to do this. 318 00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:47,260 Drop the Drop the attitude. 319 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:48,929 --the greatest guy I ever dated. 320 00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:50,397 And it's so obvious you don't like him 321 00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:51,731 and you're just taking it out on me. 322 00:13:58,071 --> 00:14:00,440 You know, I remember a time when she was so sweet, 323 00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:02,675 so innocent, and so loving. 324 00:14:02,775 --> 00:14:03,977 I remember that, too. 325 00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:05,378 I believe it was a Thursday. 326 00:14:11,818 --> 00:14:14,687 Oh, listen to this one. 327 00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:18,091 I sometimes get tiny red pimples on my buttocks in the summer. 328 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:20,060 What can I do about them? 329 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:23,696 That's gross. 330 00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:25,365 I hope you didn't sign your name this time. 331 00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:29,736 I signed your name. 332 00:14:29,836 --> 00:14:32,672 What does it say to do? 333 00:14:32,772 --> 00:14:34,374 Use a healing facial mask. 334 00:14:36,944 --> 00:14:38,178 OK. 335 00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:41,214 I'm going to go pick up that bed before the store closes. 336 00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:44,684 Hey, honey, on your way back, could you [inaudible] 337 00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:47,120 a healing facial mask-- 338 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:50,690 for our butts! 339 00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:51,591 OK. 340 00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:56,496 Mom, I'm not going to be in for dinner. 341 00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:58,131 I'm going over Judy's. 342 00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,599 Well, get your dad to give you a ride. 343 00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:00,467 Oh, no. 344 00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:01,368 That's OK. 345 00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:02,469 I can just walk. 346 00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:03,370 OK. 347 00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:07,941 What are you guys going to do? 348 00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:10,343 I don't know, probably just go to the movies or something. 349 00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:11,844 Hey, there's a great idea. 350 00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:13,746 Maybe me and Jackie will go see something. 351 00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:14,647 Yeah. 352 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,449 That's a good idea. 353 00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:18,518 Well, we don't really know if we're going to movies. 354 00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:20,820 We're just going to decide when we get there. 355 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:21,955 Well, why don't you call me when 356 00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:23,256 you get over there to Judy's and let 357 00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:24,257 us know one way or the other. 358 00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:26,359 Maybe we'll bring you home. 359 00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:27,794 Fine. 360 00:15:27,894 --> 00:15:29,696 Oh, you know what? I forgot my wallet. 361 00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:34,234 Well, there it is. 362 00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:35,268 She's going to go see Mark. 363 00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:36,503 Oh, yeah. 364 00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:40,440 The old going over to my girlfriend's house routine. 365 00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:43,676 She's probably up there right now working on plan B. 366 00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:47,347 Maybe it's a really dumb story like Judy's parents are 367 00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,082 Amish and don't have a phone. 368 00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:53,586 I was only 11. 369 00:15:59,126 --> 00:16:00,927 Mom, me and Judy are just going to be going to a party, 370 00:16:01,028 --> 00:16:02,162 OK? - Oh, OK. 371 00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:07,567 Hey, is Mark going to be at this party? 372 00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:10,637 Mom, you told me never to see him again. 373 00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:12,739 What is that, a yes or no? 374 00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:14,274 No. 375 00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:16,876 Where is the party? 376 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:17,877 I'm not sure. 377 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,646 I'll just have to call and give you 378 00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:21,548 the number when I get there. 379 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,550 Well, why don't me and Jackie drive you over there? 380 00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:25,618 We're bored. 381 00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:27,820 Well, you know, we may go to this party, we may not. 382 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:28,921 You know what? 383 00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:30,190 We're probably just going to invite a couple 384 00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:31,924 of girls over to Judy's. 385 00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:35,028 And she goes for the safe. 386 00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:35,928 Oh. 387 00:16:36,029 --> 00:16:37,297 OK. - OK. 388 00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:38,565 Oh, Becky? 389 00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:39,466 Yeah? 390 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:46,139 Um, Judy's phone number's up there 391 00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:48,708 on the bulletin board, right? 392 00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:50,610 Yeah. 393 00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:51,844 - OK. - OK. 394 00:16:51,944 --> 00:16:52,712 - Have fun. - All right. 395 00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:53,680 Bye. - Bye. 396 00:16:57,484 --> 00:16:59,852 Well, there she goes. 397 00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:00,753 Are you worried? 398 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,889 Of course I'm worried, Jackie. 399 00:17:02,989 --> 00:17:03,790 Should we talk about it? 400 00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:05,625 What's there to talk about? 401 00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:09,129 She's out with some guy we hate going god knows where 402 00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:10,297 and doing god knows what. 403 00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:14,567 Now I feel like Mom must have felt 404 00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:16,169 when she had to sit back and watch you 405 00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:17,770 completely destroy your life. 406 00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:34,154 You having fun there, Dan? 407 00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:36,989 Just breaking her in. 408 00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:39,592 Oh, it's time to call Judy again. 409 00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:41,628 Well, you know, it's been 15 minutes. 410 00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:48,168 Hi, Judy. It's Mrs. Connor again. 411 00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:51,471 Listen, last time I called I forgot to ask Becky something. 412 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:54,073 Oh, she's in the bathroom again, is she? 413 00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:55,142 Well, is she sick? 414 00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:58,145 Maybe we ought to drop by and pick her up. 415 00:17:58,245 --> 00:18:01,181 Oh, OK. I'll call back later then. 416 00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:02,482 Becky's sick? 417 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:03,816 No, she's with Mark. 418 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:04,951 What? 419 00:18:05,051 --> 00:18:06,619 What the hell is she doing with Mark? 420 00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:07,954 We told her she couldn't see him again. 421 00:18:08,054 --> 00:18:10,257 Well, that's how come she lied and said she was at Judy's. 422 00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:12,125 I can't believe you let her go. 423 00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:13,193 I had no choice. 424 00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:15,895 I had to let her go so's I can catch her 425 00:18:15,995 --> 00:18:18,665 We just sit around here while she's out with that punk? 426 00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:19,699 Don't worry. 427 00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:21,634 I call Judy every 15 minutes and then 428 00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:22,969 Judy calls Becky wherever the hell 429 00:18:23,069 --> 00:18:25,238 she is and then Becky calls me. 430 00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:27,807 And the point of that is? 431 00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:31,711 To completely ruin Becky's evening, see? 432 00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:34,847 And to make sure that, you know, she's all right. 433 00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:36,249 [phone ringing] 434 00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:39,186 Hi, Becky. 435 00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:40,253 Yeah. 436 00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:43,623 Listen, you like pork chops, don't you? 437 00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:44,991 OK, then. 438 00:18:45,091 --> 00:18:45,892 Bye. 439 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:49,929 She's fine. 440 00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:53,733 Yeah. 441 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:54,667 OK, Judy. 442 00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:56,369 Well, it's been over half an hour. 443 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:57,737 When you finally do hear from her, 444 00:18:57,837 --> 00:18:59,071 you tell her to get her butt home. 445 00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:00,273 She loves this boy so much, fine. 446 00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:01,441 Let her move out and live with him. 447 00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:02,942 All she's going to do is lie to us anyway. 448 00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:06,246 Forget it, Judy. 449 00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:11,050 You're never leaving this house again. 450 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,286 What are you talking about? 451 00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:18,090 So, how was your evening? 452 00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:18,991 OK, I'm busted. 453 00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:20,627 You know I wasn't at Judy's. 454 00:19:20,727 --> 00:19:22,662 Oh? 455 00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:24,564 I was at Monica's. 456 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:26,499 And I know how much you guys hate her so I 457 00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:27,967 asked Judy to cover for me. 458 00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:28,868 That's one. 459 00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:30,537 Where were you? 460 00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:31,571 I told you I was at Monica's. 461 00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:36,209 OK, her parents weren't home. 462 00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:38,245 I knew you guys would be mad. 463 00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:41,147 - That's two. - Two what? 464 00:19:41,248 --> 00:19:42,449 Two weeks grounded. 465 00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:44,417 You want to go for three, or do we hear the word Mark? 466 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,319 You lied to us, Becky, and that is never, 467 00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:47,820 ever going to happen again. Do you understand? 468 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:48,888 Fine. 469 00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:50,290 And you're never seeing Mark again, ever. 470 00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:51,190 All right. 471 00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:52,158 I mean it, Becky. 472 00:19:52,259 --> 00:19:53,660 I know. 473 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:56,796 And you don't have to worry because thanks to my mother, 474 00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:59,031 who made me call her every 15 minutes, 475 00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:01,468 he's probably never going to want to see me again anyway. 476 00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:03,970 Probably? 477 00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:05,538 And what if he probably does? 478 00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:10,377 I'm never going to see him again. 479 00:20:10,477 --> 00:20:11,444 OK? 480 00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,613 Ever. 481 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,615 You put your mom and me through a lot of crap tonight. 482 00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:19,819 I'm sorry. 483 00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:23,756 Can I go now? - Yeah. 484 00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:24,657 Get upstairs. 485 00:20:31,798 --> 00:20:32,799 You did good. 486 00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:35,167 I did, I did. 487 00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:38,438 You knew exactly where she was going to be 488 00:20:38,538 --> 00:20:41,674 and you stayed one step ahead of her all the time. 489 00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:43,710 Was there ever any doubt, Dan? 490 00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:44,611 I'm the best. 491 00:20:48,214 --> 00:20:51,083 Unfortunately, next time I'm going 492 00:20:51,183 --> 00:20:52,419 to have to be even better. 493 00:21:12,839 --> 00:21:13,806 MARK: Come on, Mr. Connor. 494 00:21:13,906 --> 00:21:15,575 Let me out. 495 00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:16,643 Come on, Mr. Connor. 496 00:21:16,743 --> 00:21:19,479 Let me out. 497 00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:21,614 MARK: I promise I won't see Becky again. 498 00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:24,784 I promise I won't see Becky again. 499 00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:26,586 MARK: There's no air in here. 500 00:21:26,686 --> 00:21:28,087 There's no air in here. 501 00:21:28,187 --> 00:21:30,590 MARK: I can't breathe. 502 00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:31,491 Good. 503 00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:37,263 [theme music] 504 00:21:37,313 --> 00:21:41,863 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 32521

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