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I don't think
I've ever been this hungry.
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- Out of grub.
- We're not leaving here until we get a meal!
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- How much money you got, Mildred?
- Only got three bucks.
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Well, it seems a trip
to the track is in order.
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- I need a hundred.
- The minute I give this to you, you owe me 25 more.
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That's it.
I'm going to the police.
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You wouldn't perchance have
any, uh, spare change we could borrow?
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- It's me, Laura!
- You sick, perverted pig!
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Next time we're invited to
a weekend wedding bash in New York...
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remind me not to eat
everything in sight.
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Certainly took quite a bite
out of the Big Apple.
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Ate everything
except the worm, I'd say.
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Just the lady's bags.
Thank you very much.
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Nothing personal, Laura.
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I just don't think I've got the energy
to coax you into a romantic interlude tonight.
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It's all right.
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I don't think I have the energy
to thwart your attempts anyway.
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Oh, well.
On the other hand, I, uh...
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think I just got
my second wind.
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See you in the morning.
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Yes. Yes, of course.
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The morning.
Why break tradition, eh?
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Mmm.
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Hello-
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Laura?
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- You?
- What are you doing here?
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I thought you didn't
have any energy.
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I didn't until I was greeted
by a police barricade at my front door.
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- Just like they've got here.
- Must be an epidemic.
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I've got the same decorations on my door. Get up.
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Shh, shh, shh!
Come in here. Quick.
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Why are we hiding?
This is our office. Remember?
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Uh-huh. It appears two people
were murdered in my living room.
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What?
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Ah. He's undoubtedly gonna
summon the authorities.
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- Come on.
- Why? We've done nothing wrong.
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Yes. Well,
you and I know that...
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but given the circumstances,
how can we be certain that anybody else does?
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I'd like to find out who those bodies are before
we compare notes with the police. Come on.
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Does anyone besides me have
a set of keys to your place?
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Most of the people I know
wouldn't need a set of keys to my place.
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- This is hardly the time for jokes.
- Who's joking?
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I don't have a bloody clue
who would've been in my apartment.
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- Our main priority is to get in touch with Mildred.
- I already tried. She's not home.
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All I'm saying is I don't know what
we're going to accomplish out here on the streets.
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I still think
we should call the p-
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Well, don't just stand there.
Pick the lock.
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- Hurry up.
- I'm hurrying. I'm hurrying.
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Okay. All right.
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And in sports, the big story
remains that missing pick six ticket...
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worth over one and a half
million dollars.
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It's been three days now,
and track officials...
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not to mention the I.R.S.,
are wondering where that lucky person...
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who picked all six winning horses,
is hiding.
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Here you go.
Get this-There.
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Oh.
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- Oh, give me that.
- I've seen this one-
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And police still aren't saying
whether or not they have any leads...
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in the brutal murders of famed
private investigator Remington Steele...
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and his secretary,
Laura Holt...
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both shotgunned to death earlier today
in Mr. Steele's apartment.
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Memorial services are scheduled
for Wednesday at Cowan Mortuary.
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Hmm. Well, at least
we're newsworthy.
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Newsworthy? We've just been declared dead.
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- Mmm.
- And one of us a secretary.
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Really, Laura. This is no time to be petty.
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And wrapping up our series
on precious gems...
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tonight we look at
Royal Lavulite...
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the newest, rarest gemstone
in the world of fine jewelry.
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Its vibrant violet color makes it
totally unique among natural gemstones.
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How poetic. The story that brought us together
follows the news of our deaths.
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- I suggest we conduct our postmortems elsewhere.
- Yep.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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What makes them think
we were the ones who were murdered?
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And who were
the actual victims?
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Well, if we are dead...
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this must be hell.
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- What are you doing?
- Calling my sister.
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What are you doing?
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Saving our hides,
along with your sister's.
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I just wanted her
to know I'm alive.
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Laura, we can't let anyone know we're alive
until we find out who wanted us dead.
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Somebody out there
thinks they've murdered us.
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If they find out they've made a mistake,
we're sitting ducks.
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In the meantime we're supposed to play possum?
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They couldn't have followed us here
from the TV store, could they?
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Perhaps they want to find out
who's using a dead man's credit card.
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Let's not stick around
and explain. Come on.
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- Where are we gonna go?
- Someplace nice and warm and cozy.
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Ah.
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Ah. Nothing quite like
a good night's sleep, eh?
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I can't believe I spent the entire night
in a porno movie house.
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Yeah, well, I'll admit it's not exactly
the Ritz-Carlton, but-
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I don't understand how you could get any sleep
with all that moaning and groaning going on.
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Well, no need
to apologize, Laura.
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I could hardly hear you.
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Eh. Besides, where else
could you spend the night on $10, eh?
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If you'd carry more cash,
we wouldn't have had to find out.
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Yeah. I never carry cash.
Too bulky.
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Hopefully the police will have
lifted the barricade by now.
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Then we can catch up with Mildred
at the office and find out what's going on.
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Oh, poor Mildred.
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It appears she's preparing
a wake in our memory.
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Oops.
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- Ex-client?
- Not that I remember.
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You must be
in terrible pain.
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They were very special to me.
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Yeah. Well, anyway, uh, Steele was
supposed to be holding a package for me.
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Uh, do you happen to know
anything about it?
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Who are you?
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Must be from your side.
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My most heartfelt condolences,
Miss Krebs.
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Name's Phil. Most know me
as Pittsburgh Phil.
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I was curious as to whether or not
Mr. Steele left me an envelope or something.
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Not that I'm aware of.
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Must be from your side.
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Hello. I'm Sister Natalie.
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I just want to express
my deepest sympathies to you.
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Thank you, Sister.
Did you know them well?
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Actually,
I never met them.
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However, I was wondering
if Mr. Steele...
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might have left
a little something for the church.
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I don't think Mr. Steele
was much of a religious man.
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Well, they're short enough, but I think
they're too old to be your sister's kids.
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Excuse me, Sister.
Devastating loss.
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Aren't you Alejandro Pasquel, the jockey?
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- Oh, you're a horse racing fan?
- Oh, not as much as the boss was.
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Oh, how he used to love the ponies.
Is that where you knew him from?
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More or less.
Uh, my fellow jockeys and myself...
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are under the impression
that Mr. Steele might have left us-
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Oh. Let me guess.
An envelope, a package or something?
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- Yes.
- No.
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Well, it's heartwarming to realize
how well loved we are, isn't it?
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Such a sad occasion.
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By the way,
do you know if...
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Mr. Steele was holding
a particular item for me?
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Talk to the short guy.
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Oh.
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DetectiveJarvis.
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Finally a friendly face.
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You mean a familiar face.
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If he sees us,
we're dead.
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Well, you know what I mean.
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- How are we going to contact Mildred?
- Hmm.
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- It's an interesting array of people.
- Greedy too.
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From the looks of them,
I guess most of them must have known Mr. Steele.
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All but the nun, of course.
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You seem to be bearing up
fairly well, Mildred.
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I don't have much choice,
DetectiveJarvis.
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I lost the only two shoulders
I could cry on.
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I realize it's not a good time
to get into it, but, uh...
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have you had
any other thoughts at all...
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as to who might have
wanted to kill them?
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Who knows? It could have been any one of
those lowlifes they put away over the years.
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So you're saying
revenge was the motive?
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What else could it be?
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So, do you have any suspects?
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I'm still waiting
for a lead to pan out.
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But I... have narrowed
the list considerably.
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Remington Steele-
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- Hello.
- Mildred? It's me, Laura!
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You sick, perverted pig!
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Oh!
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What did she say?
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That I'm a sick,
perverted pig.
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Mildred, they're just
crank calls.
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It happens all the time
with celebrities.
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That's what brings those people out.
Try not to let them get to you.
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DetectiveJarvis here.
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Oh.
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G'day. Yes. Hello.
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Is, uh- Is Miss Krebs
there, please?
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- Who's calling?
- Uh, Cowan Mortuary.
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- Hello.
- Uh, yes, Mildred Krebs?
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Uh, this is Cowan Mortuary.
It seems we, um-
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Well, it seems we misplaced
Laura Holt's urn.
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Her urn? She wasn't
supposed to be cremated.
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Yes. Well, that's what
we'd like to see you about straightaway.
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I'm on my way.
Oh, my! Oh!
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Misplace my urn?
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Yeah, well, don't worry, Laura.
I'm sure it'll show up.
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Shall we?
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Hello?
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Anybody home?
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Hello? Hell-
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Long time no see, Mildred.
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Mildred?
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Oh, Mildred.
There you go.
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Come on. Don't take it to heart.
There you go. Come on.
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- That's it. Here you go.
- There you go. Oh, Mildred.
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- Here you go. Mildred. That's it. Breathe.
- Mildred.
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- Breathe. Breathe. That's it. Everything's okay.
- You all right?
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- Am I dead?
- No. No.
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No, Mildred. No.
We're alive.
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You-You're alive?
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You are alive! Oh!
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- Hey! Mildred, there you go.
- Oh! Oh!
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But-
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But I don't understand.
How?
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Death Takes a Holiday.
Fredric March, Evelyn Venable. Paramount,1934.
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Mr. Steele, please.
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But I saw you both...
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lying in the boss's
apartment, dead.
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How could you identify
those two people as us?
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There wasn't much to identify.
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I mean, their faces
were all but gone.
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He was wearing your monogrammed robe.
And she was in a negligee.
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She was wearing a negligee,
and you still thought it was Miss Holt?
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It was your apartment.
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The question is, who were they
and what were they doing at his apartment?
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Yeah. And what do five jockeys, a guy named
Pittsburgh Phil and a nun have to do with it?
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All right. I'll bite.
What do five jockeys...
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a fella by the name of Pittsburgh Phil
and a nun have to do with it?
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No. I'm asking. I mean, them and some other
shady characters were all at your wake.
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- We saw them.
- They all seemed to think...
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you had something for them-
an envelope or a package.
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- I figured you knew them.
- No. No. But perhaps they knew the victims.
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Who had the envelope
or package they all wanted.
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Which everybody now thinks
I have because where the victims died.
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00:18:31,243 --> 00:18:34,212
Which means that we may not have been
the intended targets after all.
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Yes. However, if the murderer thinks
we have what he's after-
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We've gotta find out who the victims
are and what everybody is looking for.
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Jarvis gave me
the personal effects off your-
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I mean the victims' bodies.
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They're at the office.
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Come on.
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If we don't solve
this case soon...
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I'm going to have to have these clothes
surgically removed.
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- Well, you both are getting a little ripe.
- Mm-hmm.
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Speaking of ripe, we could use a hot meal.
How much money you got, Mildred?
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Let me see.
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00:19:26,765 --> 00:19:29,700
Oh. I only got
three bucks.
234
00:19:29,801 --> 00:19:32,429
How could you have
only three dollars?
235
00:19:32,538 --> 00:19:35,336
- Tomorrow's payday. Remember?
- What about credit cards?
236
00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:37,340
- Yeah. Here. Take my bank card.
- Oh.
237
00:19:37,442 --> 00:19:39,740
Oh. I'm over my limit
on that one.
238
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:42,780
Here. Try this one.
No, no. That one too.
239
00:19:45,484 --> 00:19:48,180
- Not exactly a bonanza, is it?
- Okay.
240
00:19:48,287 --> 00:19:51,347
- Give me a couple of hours. I'll see what I can rustle up.
- All right.
241
00:19:51,456 --> 00:19:55,688
Good. As soon as we're finished here, Mildred,
we'll rendezvous at your place.
242
00:19:55,794 --> 00:19:57,762
Ooh.
243
00:19:59,331 --> 00:20:01,299
Here are the belongings.
244
00:20:02,601 --> 00:20:04,569
I couldn't open them.
245
00:20:12,344 --> 00:20:14,244
Not much here.
246
00:20:18,116 --> 00:20:20,744
Oh. Oh, poor Freddy.
247
00:20:23,622 --> 00:20:26,386
An old friend of mine.
248
00:20:26,491 --> 00:20:29,221
I suspect the girl he was with
was his lady friend.
249
00:20:30,762 --> 00:20:32,957
How in the world
could you know all that?
250
00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:37,694
The word inscribed
on the inside. "Canon. "
251
00:20:39,671 --> 00:20:41,468
It means master pickpocket.
252
00:20:42,608 --> 00:20:44,872
That was Freddy.
253
00:20:47,045 --> 00:20:50,310
- This ring meant a lot to him, I know.
- Mildred.
254
00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:53,748
Mildred, are you here?
It's DetectiveJarvis.
255
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,522
Ah. There you are.
256
00:20:58,624 --> 00:21:00,592
Ah, listen.
257
00:21:00,692 --> 00:21:03,252
I just came to tell you...
258
00:21:03,362 --> 00:21:07,628
that that last lead
I was hoping for... panned out.
259
00:21:07,733 --> 00:21:09,325
Uh-huh.
260
00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:11,425
It proves that the murderer...
261
00:21:11,536 --> 00:21:14,198
had to be someone close to
Mr. Steele and Miss Holt.
262
00:21:14,306 --> 00:21:18,606
Someone that they would recognize
when they opened the door that fateful night.
263
00:21:18,710 --> 00:21:20,769
Ah.
264
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,772
- Uh-huh.
- It also, though, uh...
265
00:21:24,883 --> 00:21:27,249
narrows down the motive,
which you feel is revenge?
266
00:21:27,352 --> 00:21:29,252
- Mm-hmm.
- Yes? But, you see...
267
00:21:29,354 --> 00:21:32,949
all of the criminals that Mr. Steele
has put away are still behind bars, Mildred.
268
00:21:33,058 --> 00:21:34,958
So it couldn't be revenge.
269
00:21:35,060 --> 00:21:36,960
Money had to be the motive.
270
00:21:37,062 --> 00:21:41,021
Then the question became who would gain
the most financially from their deaths.
271
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:43,033
Uh-huh.
272
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:45,228
Pity.
273
00:21:45,337 --> 00:21:48,534
I was curious to hear
who he thinks murdered us.
274
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:52,474
Let's just wait here
until Mildred tells us the coast is clear.
275
00:21:52,577 --> 00:21:55,444
It had to be
someone who was...
276
00:21:55,547 --> 00:21:58,209
familiar with
their personal affairs.
277
00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:02,720
Someone who stood to benefit from
their corporate life insurance policies...
278
00:22:02,821 --> 00:22:06,018
to the tune of $1 million apiece.
279
00:22:06,124 --> 00:22:08,058
Uh-huh.
280
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:12,597
- Wait a minute! You-
- That's right. You are the beneficiary, Mildred.
281
00:22:12,698 --> 00:22:16,998
And you're under arrest for the murders
of Remington Steele and Laura Holt.
282
00:22:17,102 --> 00:22:19,798
I couldn't. I mean, they're-
they're not even really-
283
00:22:19,905 --> 00:22:21,805
"You have the right
to remain silent.
284
00:22:21,907 --> 00:22:23,807
"If you give up
the right to remain silent...
285
00:22:23,909 --> 00:22:27,106
"anything you say can and will
be used against you in a court of law.
286
00:22:27,212 --> 00:22:29,476
You have the right
to have an attorney present"-
287
00:22:40,892 --> 00:22:43,383
I never thought I'd miss
Fred and the limo so much.
288
00:22:43,495 --> 00:22:46,794
What I'd give for a nice,
long, hot shower right now.
289
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,991
Yeah.
290
00:22:51,103 --> 00:22:55,233
Well, if you had to give more than a dollar,
I'm afraid you'd be out of luck.
291
00:22:55,340 --> 00:22:57,433
I still don't understand
where Mildred disappeared to...
292
00:22:57,542 --> 00:23:01,239
but wherever she went, she'd better have
cash in hand when we meet her at her place.
293
00:23:01,346 --> 00:23:04,474
Tell me a little bit more about this friend
of yours we're meeting.
294
00:23:04,583 --> 00:23:07,416
What's her connection to Freddy?
295
00:23:12,090 --> 00:23:14,650
Hey. Watch where
you're going, will ya?
296
00:23:16,828 --> 00:23:18,728
Oh. Damn.
297
00:23:18,830 --> 00:23:21,025
Doesn't anybody
carry cash anymore?
298
00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:23,431
Freddy and Candy
are both pickpockets.
299
00:23:23,535 --> 00:23:25,833
That's the connection.
300
00:23:25,937 --> 00:23:28,405
Meet my partner
in reincarnation, Laura Holt.
301
00:23:28,507 --> 00:23:30,771
Nice to meet you.
I think.
302
00:23:30,876 --> 00:23:33,003
So, Harry, uh,
what's goin'on?
303
00:23:33,111 --> 00:23:37,275
Is this another one of your scams,
or did some poor sap take your bullets by accident?
304
00:23:45,757 --> 00:23:47,918
Freddy.
305
00:23:48,026 --> 00:23:49,926
Oh, God. Jennifer too.
306
00:23:50,028 --> 00:23:52,792
Do you have any idea
what they were doing at Mr. -
307
00:23:52,898 --> 00:23:55,992
uh, at Harry's apartment
in the first place?
308
00:23:57,836 --> 00:24:00,031
Freddy and I were both
workin' the track last week...
309
00:24:00,138 --> 00:24:03,437
and I don't know what got into his head,
but he saw the local loan shark...
310
00:24:03,542 --> 00:24:05,703
heading for the betting window
and picked his pocket.
311
00:24:05,811 --> 00:24:08,371
I mean, he just walked up to him
and picked him clean.
312
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:12,507
- I couldn't believe he even tried it.
- Uh, by chance, uh...
313
00:24:12,617 --> 00:24:15,984
the loan shark's name
wouldn't be Pittsburgh Phil, would it?
314
00:24:19,591 --> 00:24:23,618
Freddy didn't tell me what the take was,
but the way he was acting, I knew it was big.
315
00:24:23,728 --> 00:24:27,391
I mean big. For some reason, though,
he thought he needed your help, Harry.
316
00:24:27,499 --> 00:24:29,990
He went over to your place,
but you weren't home, and-
317
00:24:30,101 --> 00:24:33,070
I remember because he called up
lookin' forJennifer...
318
00:24:33,171 --> 00:24:35,833
to come party with him
until you got back.
319
00:24:37,209 --> 00:24:39,234
God. He should never
have messed with Phil.
320
00:24:39,344 --> 00:24:41,835
He knew better than that,
the jerk.
321
00:24:41,947 --> 00:24:44,472
Apparently he didn't.
322
00:24:44,583 --> 00:24:48,952
Well, it, uh- It seems a trip
to the track is in order, doesn't it? Uh-
323
00:24:50,255 --> 00:24:52,917
Uh, Candy, you wouldn't
perchance have any, uh...
324
00:24:53,024 --> 00:24:55,356
spare change
we could borrow, would you?
325
00:25:01,266 --> 00:25:03,166
No, no, no.
Theresa.
326
00:25:03,268 --> 00:25:09,104
I want to know is Se�or Steele o Se�ora Holt
in mi casa, por favor?
327
00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:13,637
What do you mean, no?
Well, where the hell are they?
328
00:25:13,745 --> 00:25:17,408
Uh, well, never mind.
Uh, I'll try somewhere else.
329
00:25:18,950 --> 00:25:20,850
I gotta make another call.
330
00:25:20,952 --> 00:25:22,852
You only get one call,
Mildred.
331
00:25:22,954 --> 00:25:24,854
But that was my housekeeper.
332
00:25:24,956 --> 00:25:27,754
It's a strange call to make.
Most people call their lawyers.
333
00:25:27,859 --> 00:25:30,760
- But-
- Mildred.
334
00:25:30,862 --> 00:25:32,830
Mildred.
335
00:25:36,701 --> 00:25:38,794
And they're off!
336
00:25:42,641 --> 00:25:47,578
I can't believe I had to hock my necklace
just so we could get in this place.
337
00:25:47,679 --> 00:25:49,840
It was either that
or hock your body.
338
00:25:49,948 --> 00:25:53,611
And given our current hygienic state,
I suspect your necklace was the best move.
339
00:25:53,718 --> 00:25:57,779
If we would have taken the bus instead of a cab,
I wouldn't have had to make this choice.
340
00:25:57,889 --> 00:26:01,154
What are we going to hock for food?
I'm not gonna get anything for these earrings.
341
00:26:03,194 --> 00:26:04,991
Pittsburgh Phil, I presume.
342
00:26:07,299 --> 00:26:11,998
Ifhe's really the one that killed Freddy
and Jennifer, why was he at our wake?
343
00:26:12,103 --> 00:26:15,504
He still must be looking for
whatever it was that Freddy lifted from him.
344
00:26:15,607 --> 00:26:20,101
So, how do we get close enough
to find out what it was?
345
00:26:20,211 --> 00:26:22,509
Why not ask him for a loan?
346
00:26:22,614 --> 00:26:25,310
That's a-
347
00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:27,385
Hmm.
348
00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:30,782
That's what I love
about you, Laura.
349
00:26:30,889 --> 00:26:33,050
You're always willing
to stick my neck out.
350
00:26:33,158 --> 00:26:36,685
I've got nothing else worth hocking. Remember?
351
00:27:27,712 --> 00:27:30,180
You look beautiful.
352
00:27:30,281 --> 00:27:32,249
Now beat it.
353
00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:37,216
Uh, I need a hundred.
354
00:27:38,590 --> 00:27:42,856
- Why?
- Uh, a friend of mine died. I need to bury him.
355
00:27:42,961 --> 00:27:44,861
Touching.
356
00:27:44,963 --> 00:27:47,625
- How do I know you're good for it?
- Hey, I'm good for it.
357
00:27:47,732 --> 00:27:51,133
Do you think Candy would have
sent me to you if I wasn't? Hmm?
358
00:27:57,842 --> 00:28:02,745
- The minute I give this to you, you owe me 25 more.
- Okay. Okay.
359
00:28:06,851 --> 00:28:09,012
Now I can bury
Freddy Lazenby, eh?
360
00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:10,678
Freddy Lazenby?
361
00:28:10,789 --> 00:28:13,019
You remember Freddy!
362
00:28:13,124 --> 00:28:17,356
He's the guy you splattered all over my living room
carpet, along with his girlfriend, eh?
363
00:28:17,462 --> 00:28:19,396
- Freddy's dead?
- Oh, yeah.
364
00:28:19,497 --> 00:28:21,397
Wait a minute!
Your living-
365
00:28:21,499 --> 00:28:23,399
- You're Steele!
- That's right.
366
00:28:23,501 --> 00:28:26,368
Jake! Tony!
367
00:28:28,173 --> 00:28:30,767
Oh!
368
00:28:37,048 --> 00:28:39,448
I don't know what kind of game
you and Freddy are playin...
369
00:28:39,551 --> 00:28:43,043
but I want that ticket he lifted from me,
and I want it back now!
370
00:28:43,154 --> 00:28:45,554
What? What are you talking about?
What ticket?
371
00:28:46,925 --> 00:28:49,018
Take this slimeball
someplace quiet...
372
00:28:49,127 --> 00:28:52,995
and if he doesn't cough up that pick six ticket,
put a bullet between his eyes.
373
00:29:39,844 --> 00:29:42,210
- Are you all right?
- Oh, yes. Couldn't be better.
374
00:29:42,313 --> 00:29:44,781
- Couldn't be better.
- Come on.
375
00:30:34,632 --> 00:30:36,429
Ow.
376
00:30:38,203 --> 00:30:40,763
- Wasn't he at our wake?
- Follow that mourner.
377
00:31:10,902 --> 00:31:14,065
My children, please.
This is the Lord's home.
378
00:31:14,172 --> 00:31:17,198
- Sorry.
- My name is Laura Holt. This is Remington Steele.
379
00:31:18,576 --> 00:31:21,044
You were at
our wake yesterday.
380
00:31:21,145 --> 00:31:23,375
So was the man
who came in here.
381
00:31:23,481 --> 00:31:25,540
Laura Holt?
382
00:31:25,650 --> 00:31:27,743
- Remington Steele?
- Uh-huh.
383
00:31:27,852 --> 00:31:30,821
Oh, thank God
you're both alive.
384
00:31:30,922 --> 00:31:33,550
Thank you very much, Sister,
but two other people are dead.
385
00:31:33,658 --> 00:31:37,560
And if we don't find out who's responsible soon,
you might find yourself at our funeral yet.
386
00:31:40,965 --> 00:31:44,901
Oh. I know my brother
has lost his way, but...
387
00:31:45,003 --> 00:31:47,995
I also know he-
he couldn't be involved in a murder.
388
00:31:48,106 --> 00:31:51,075
- Is your brother the man we followed in here?
- Yes.
389
00:31:51,175 --> 00:31:53,609
He thought he was
being chased by a loan shark.
390
00:31:53,711 --> 00:31:55,269
Why were the two of you
at the wake?
391
00:31:55,380 --> 00:31:58,144
We were hoping to find
the missing ticket.
392
00:31:58,249 --> 00:32:02,185
- What ticket?
- The unclaimed $1.5 million...
393
00:32:02,287 --> 00:32:04,312
pick six ticket,
if I'm not mistaken.
394
00:32:04,422 --> 00:32:06,185
The one we heard about
on the news-
395
00:32:06,291 --> 00:32:08,987
That's what Freddy picked
from Pittsburgh Phil's pocket.
396
00:32:09,093 --> 00:32:12,654
- Pittsburgh Phil took it from my brother, who owed him money.
- How did your brother get it?
397
00:32:12,764 --> 00:32:16,131
He went through my purse
looking for money and found it there.
398
00:32:16,234 --> 00:32:19,670
Doesn't the church frown
on nuns playing pick six?
399
00:32:19,771 --> 00:32:23,673
Oh, no. I was only holding the ticket
for Michael Harrigan.
400
00:32:23,775 --> 00:32:27,677
This ticket has seen
more hands than a palm reader.
401
00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:32,478
Michael Harrigan's in the A.A. program
that I run here at the church.
402
00:32:32,583 --> 00:32:35,074
Well, you see, he placed
the bet for some friends...
403
00:32:35,186 --> 00:32:38,917
but then when it came up a winner,
he was tempted to cash it in for himself.
404
00:32:39,023 --> 00:32:44,359
- Uh-huh.
- I talked him into giving it to me for safekeeping.
405
00:32:44,462 --> 00:32:48,956
I- I just can't believe
that this has all somehow led to murder.
406
00:32:49,067 --> 00:32:50,967
Uh, Sister...
407
00:32:51,069 --> 00:32:55,267
do you have any idea where we might
be able to find this Michael Harrigan?
408
00:32:55,473 --> 00:32:58,636
Well, if the nun is right...
409
00:32:58,743 --> 00:33:02,645
Harrigan should be doing his penance
by dishing out food inside.
410
00:33:02,747 --> 00:33:05,682
I don't think I've ever been
this cold and hungry in my life.
411
00:33:05,783 --> 00:33:08,650
Mm-hmm. I have,
and I swore I never would be again.
412
00:33:08,753 --> 00:33:12,280
- How much money do we have left?
- Oh, two or three dollars.
413
00:33:12,390 --> 00:33:15,951
After we eat, we'll get in touch
with Mildred and see what she has for us.
414
00:33:16,060 --> 00:33:19,552
- Remember. First the food, then the questions.
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
415
00:33:21,933 --> 00:33:24,060
Hey. No cuts, you bum!
416
00:33:24,168 --> 00:33:28,104
Easy, Laura. Easy, Laura.
I'm sure there's enough gruel for everyone.
417
00:33:28,206 --> 00:33:31,141
You certain Pittsburgh Phil
was surprised when he saw you were alive?
418
00:33:31,242 --> 00:33:35,941
So surprised that if he ever
sees me again, he'll probably kill me.
419
00:33:36,047 --> 00:33:40,381
We just have to trace the path of the ticket
backwards until we find out who does have it.
420
00:33:40,485 --> 00:33:44,512
- Which leads us right back to Michael Harrigan.
- More importantly, food!
421
00:33:44,622 --> 00:33:48,353
- Out of grub.
- Wh-Wh-Wh-What do you mean?
422
00:33:48,459 --> 00:33:51,257
What are you, deaf?
Get here earlier next time.
423
00:33:51,362 --> 00:33:52,858
Do you realize how long
we've been standing in this line?
424
00:33:52,893 --> 00:33:54,354
Do you realize how long
we've been standing in this line?
425
00:33:54,465 --> 00:33:56,524
Do you think we're
doing this just for fun?
426
00:33:56,634 --> 00:33:58,602
Do you know where we can find
Michael Harrigan?
427
00:33:58,703 --> 00:34:01,365
Didn't show up tonight.
All right?
428
00:34:01,472 --> 00:34:03,872
You listen to me, you oversized,
stone-hearted ape!
429
00:34:03,975 --> 00:34:05,875
Do you know where
we can find him?
430
00:34:05,977 --> 00:34:08,707
We're not leaving here
until we get a meal!
431
00:34:08,813 --> 00:34:11,873
Probably gettin' smashed
at the track club.
432
00:34:11,983 --> 00:34:14,417
I don't mean a scrawny
piece of bread.
433
00:34:14,519 --> 00:34:17,886
I mean a full-course,
well-balanced, gut-stuffing-
434
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:24,928
Feel better?
435
00:34:54,525 --> 00:34:57,289
Unconscionable,
Mildred not at home.
436
00:34:58,396 --> 00:35:01,194
Where is that woman?
437
00:35:01,299 --> 00:35:03,733
Probably out to dinner. Oh.
438
00:35:06,537 --> 00:35:09,472
If we ever find that ticket,
what do you say we cash it in...
439
00:35:09,574 --> 00:35:12,099
and stay dead in the Bahamas
for the rest of our lives...
440
00:35:12,210 --> 00:35:14,178
just you and me, eh?
441
00:35:15,279 --> 00:35:18,544
- Is that your foot on my leg?
- Nope.
442
00:35:18,649 --> 00:35:20,708
Something crawling on it.
443
00:35:23,621 --> 00:35:25,987
That's it.
I'm going to the police.
444
00:35:26,090 --> 00:35:28,786
I'm going to tell them I'm alive.
Then I'm gonna go home...
445
00:35:28,893 --> 00:35:31,623
I'm gonna take a hot shower,
and then I'm gonna eat something.
446
00:35:31,729 --> 00:35:33,629
Then I'm gonna
climb into my bed...
447
00:35:33,731 --> 00:35:35,631
- in my loft, and go to sleep.
- All right.
448
00:35:35,733 --> 00:35:39,134
- For a week.
- Okay. That's exactly what you should do, Laura.
449
00:35:40,771 --> 00:35:43,262
But I owe it to Freddy
to find out who killed him...
450
00:35:43,374 --> 00:35:45,740
and I can't do that
if I announce I'm alive.
451
00:35:45,843 --> 00:35:48,311
Freddy was my friend,
and this is my problem, not yours.
452
00:35:52,683 --> 00:35:56,050
Well, it's unfair that I ask you
to stay here anyway. So-
453
00:35:56,154 --> 00:35:58,088
Okay. Go home.
454
00:35:58,189 --> 00:35:59,713
Okay.
455
00:36:28,486 --> 00:36:30,386
Stop hogging the bed.
456
00:36:39,030 --> 00:36:41,897
Don't get too comfortable.
457
00:36:41,999 --> 00:36:45,867
It appears the nun's brother
has sold his soul to the devil.
458
00:37:02,687 --> 00:37:04,655
Come on. Quick!
459
00:37:36,721 --> 00:37:38,951
- What is it? What's wrong? What's wrong?
- I'm okay.
460
00:37:39,056 --> 00:37:40,956
- Huh?
- I'm okay.
461
00:37:41,058 --> 00:37:43,686
- What is it?
- It was just a horrible nightmare.
462
00:37:43,794 --> 00:37:46,354
- Huh?
- Oh. Oh.
463
00:37:46,464 --> 00:37:50,423
- Oh, God.
- I dreamed someone was chasing us, and we had no place to go.
464
00:37:50,534 --> 00:37:53,662
So we-We had to spend the night-
465
00:37:53,771 --> 00:37:57,707
We had to spend the night...
466
00:37:59,710 --> 00:38:02,508
- under a freeway.
- Okay.
467
00:38:02,613 --> 00:38:04,877
Okay.
468
00:38:04,982 --> 00:38:07,382
All right. Okay.
Well, just-
469
00:38:07,485 --> 00:38:10,283
Perhaps if
we go back to sleep...
470
00:38:10,388 --> 00:38:12,788
we'll wake up in our own
bedrooms next time.
471
00:38:12,890 --> 00:38:16,257
There's only one way we're going to
wake up in our own bedrooms.
472
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:21,320
And that's to get to the bottom of this
elusive pick six ticket once and for all.
473
00:38:21,432 --> 00:38:23,866
Yes, well...
474
00:38:23,968 --> 00:38:28,064
your good friend in the food line said
that Harrigan's a regular at the track club.
475
00:38:28,172 --> 00:38:31,869
Perhaps if we go back to sleep,
we might wake up later on and just go-
476
00:38:31,976 --> 00:38:34,911
Laura, where are you going?
Oh, Laura. D-
477
00:38:35,012 --> 00:38:38,778
Oh, my neck.
Oh, Laura, please.
478
00:38:50,194 --> 00:38:52,424
I want to confess
everything.
479
00:38:52,530 --> 00:38:55,590
I can't handle
another night in that cell.
480
00:38:55,700 --> 00:38:57,895
Are you all set, Sally?
481
00:38:58,002 --> 00:38:59,902
I'm all ears, Mildred.
482
00:39:00,004 --> 00:39:02,404
Okay. Here goes.
483
00:39:02,506 --> 00:39:04,804
Now, I know you're
not gonna believe this...
484
00:39:04,909 --> 00:39:08,003
but Mr. Steele and Miss Holt
aren't really dead.
485
00:39:08,112 --> 00:39:09,841
- They're not?
- No.
486
00:39:09,947 --> 00:39:13,576
It was a pickpocket and his girlfriend
that were murdered, not them.
487
00:39:13,684 --> 00:39:16,016
A pickpocket
and his girlfriend?
488
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:19,487
See, I didn't know that
Mr. Steele and Miss Holt were really still alive...
489
00:39:19,590 --> 00:39:21,990
until they lured me
down to the mortuary.
490
00:39:22,093 --> 00:39:24,926
It was Mr. Steele who called me
on the phone in the office.
491
00:39:25,029 --> 00:39:27,759
Mr. Steele misplaced
Laura Holt's urn?
492
00:39:27,865 --> 00:39:30,390
Yes. I mean, no. No. No.
493
00:39:30,501 --> 00:39:34,096
No. The point is that
Mr. Steele thinks that the nun...
494
00:39:34,205 --> 00:39:36,332
the loan shark,
the five jockeys...
495
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:39,807
and all those other guys are
somehow connected to the pickpocket.
496
00:39:44,448 --> 00:39:48,214
- It won't work, Mildred.
- What do you mean? What won't work?
497
00:39:48,319 --> 00:39:49,718
Claiming insanity.
498
00:39:49,820 --> 00:39:52,084
I am officially
booking you right now...
499
00:39:52,189 --> 00:39:54,089
on two counts
of first-degree murder.
500
00:40:00,097 --> 00:40:03,498
All right, Mr. Harrigan.
501
00:40:03,601 --> 00:40:05,501
- Snap out of it.
- Hey. Come on.
502
00:40:05,603 --> 00:40:07,696
Come on. Wake up.
503
00:40:07,805 --> 00:40:11,764
- Well, it appears our deaths were more than he could handle.
- What? What do you want?
504
00:40:11,876 --> 00:40:15,471
We want to know what you know about
that pick six ticket you purchased last week.
505
00:40:15,579 --> 00:40:17,479
Whom did you buy it for?
506
00:40:19,049 --> 00:40:21,176
They trusted me.
507
00:40:21,285 --> 00:40:24,118
Everybody used to trust me.
508
00:40:24,221 --> 00:40:27,486
When I was a big shot around here,
they all looked up to me.
509
00:40:27,591 --> 00:40:30,958
Forget the sob story, Harrigan.
Who'd you place the bet for?
510
00:40:31,061 --> 00:40:34,428
I should've done
what they asked me to.
511
00:40:34,532 --> 00:40:36,796
I shouldn't have given it
to that sister.
512
00:40:38,536 --> 00:40:41,369
They were all my buddies,
and they trusted me.
513
00:40:41,472 --> 00:40:43,770
Great. Great.
514
00:40:43,874 --> 00:40:46,365
We're not gonna get much more
out of him, are we?
515
00:40:52,683 --> 00:40:55,174
No wonder he lost all his stables.
516
00:40:55,286 --> 00:40:58,722
Hardly a man capable of killing anyone.
517
00:40:58,823 --> 00:41:01,917
Which leaves us
our five jockeys in mourning.
518
00:41:04,261 --> 00:41:06,229
What are the odds
that those five jockeys...
519
00:41:06,330 --> 00:41:10,130
alternated riding
the winning horses on all six picks?
520
00:41:11,869 --> 00:41:15,361
The exact same odds that
those five jockeys are guilty of murder.
521
00:41:15,473 --> 00:41:17,373
Yep.
522
00:41:22,346 --> 00:41:24,246
- Hello.
- Hi.
523
00:41:24,348 --> 00:41:27,909
- Hey, haven't I seen you two somewhere before?
- Maybe at the wake yesterday?
524
00:41:28,018 --> 00:41:31,010
Oh, that's right.
You two were... dead.
525
00:41:31,121 --> 00:41:33,749
That's right. The name's Steele.
526
00:41:33,858 --> 00:41:35,758
Remington Steele.
527
00:41:35,860 --> 00:41:39,352
And we know you fixed the races
by getting Harrigan to place the bet for you...
528
00:41:39,463 --> 00:41:41,363
only Harrigan gave up
the winning ticket.
529
00:41:41,465 --> 00:41:45,902
Which ultimately forced you and your cohorts
to murder two people to get that ticket back.
530
00:41:46,003 --> 00:41:47,561
Murder? N-No way.
531
00:41:50,374 --> 00:41:51,841
Oh!
532
00:41:51,942 --> 00:41:53,910
Oh!
533
00:41:56,881 --> 00:42:00,442
Leave him alone. Back off, guys.
534
00:42:02,152 --> 00:42:04,279
Oh!
535
00:42:05,689 --> 00:42:08,681
I don't know why you two
are pretending to be dead...
536
00:42:08,792 --> 00:42:12,888
and I don't know who it is you say
was murdered, but we didn't kill anybody.
537
00:42:12,997 --> 00:42:14,897
Then what were you doing
at the wake?
538
00:42:14,999 --> 00:42:17,524
Just like everybody else-
hoping to find the ticket.
539
00:42:17,635 --> 00:42:21,833
Word on the street was some pickpocket
came to Mr. Steele to get him to cash the ticket.
540
00:42:21,939 --> 00:42:23,873
When we found out
that you were dead...
541
00:42:23,974 --> 00:42:26,943
we figured your pickpocket friend
would come to pay his last respects.
542
00:42:27,044 --> 00:42:30,207
Are you saying
you don't have the ticket?
543
00:42:30,314 --> 00:42:34,045
It wouldn't do us any good anyway.
None of us could cash it in.
544
00:42:34,151 --> 00:42:37,518
Not with all the publicity
that the track gives its pick six winners.
545
00:42:37,621 --> 00:42:40,317
That's why we went to Harrigan
in the first place.
546
00:42:45,529 --> 00:42:48,020
- Do you realize what this means?
- Yes.
547
00:42:48,132 --> 00:42:50,259
It means we were murdered
for no good reason.
548
00:42:50,367 --> 00:42:53,234
We've made contact with everybody
even remotely related to that ticket...
549
00:42:53,337 --> 00:42:55,703
- and no one seems to have it.
- Mm-hmm.
550
00:42:55,806 --> 00:42:57,774
Unless-
551
00:42:57,875 --> 00:43:01,072
Unless somebody actually
does have the ticket.
552
00:43:01,178 --> 00:43:03,806
What better way not to be
considered a suspect...
553
00:43:03,914 --> 00:43:05,939
than to pretend
not to have the ticket?
554
00:43:06,050 --> 00:43:07,950
And with all
the anticipated publicity...
555
00:43:08,052 --> 00:43:11,249
the ticket holder would have to find
some clever way of cashing it in...
556
00:43:11,355 --> 00:43:14,586
- without letting everybody know about it.
- The question still remains...
557
00:43:14,692 --> 00:43:17,525
who's got the bloody ticket?
558
00:43:17,628 --> 00:43:19,596
Or better yet...
559
00:43:19,697 --> 00:43:21,665
who's no longer
looking for it?
560
00:43:23,767 --> 00:43:25,735
Oh.
561
00:43:29,306 --> 00:43:32,571
No one that drunk
could have crawled out of here that fast.
562
00:43:32,676 --> 00:43:36,134
Unless Harrigan wasn't that drunk to begin with.
563
00:43:36,246 --> 00:43:40,342
- Mmm. It's water.
- Which means he's going to try to cash the ticket-
564
00:43:40,451 --> 00:43:43,750
Been lookin' all over for you, Mr. Steele.
Now, where is that ticket?
565
00:43:43,854 --> 00:43:46,448
How can I get it through
your thick skull that I don't have-
566
00:43:46,557 --> 00:43:48,548
Police! Drop the gun!
567
00:43:48,659 --> 00:43:52,720
Oh. I never thought I'd be glad
to see you, Jarvis. Thank you.
568
00:43:58,836 --> 00:44:00,827
You can thank Mildred, not me.
569
00:44:00,938 --> 00:44:03,270
To prove you were both alive,
she had me expedite...
570
00:44:03,374 --> 00:44:05,467
the fingerprinting
of the real murder victims.
571
00:44:05,576 --> 00:44:07,476
You two look terrible.
572
00:44:07,578 --> 00:44:10,911
It's great to see you too, Mildred.
Where have you been?
573
00:44:11,015 --> 00:44:15,349
Well, I was-
Hey. Wasn't that guy at the wake?
574
00:44:20,791 --> 00:44:22,759
There he is.
575
00:44:31,335 --> 00:44:34,304
Stop him! He's getting away with
a million and a half dollars!
576
00:44:43,847 --> 00:44:45,747
Excuse me. Mind your back.
577
00:44:45,849 --> 00:44:48,317
Mind your back. Mind your back.
Make way! Make way!
578
00:44:50,654 --> 00:44:53,521
- Mind your back, please. Mind your back. Sorry, sir.
- Hey.
579
00:44:55,726 --> 00:44:57,694
Excuse me.
580
00:45:14,244 --> 00:45:17,941
He's dead.
And the money's gone.
581
00:45:18,048 --> 00:45:21,381
How can that be? He's the bad guy.
We've already decided that.
582
00:45:21,485 --> 00:45:23,316
He's apparently
not the only one.
583
00:45:25,556 --> 00:45:28,218
Oh.
584
00:45:38,268 --> 00:45:40,463
Stop that nun!
585
00:45:51,582 --> 00:45:53,447
All right, Sister.
586
00:45:53,550 --> 00:45:55,108
Candy!
587
00:45:57,354 --> 00:46:00,050
I think you've killed enough friends
for one week, Candy.
588
00:46:00,157 --> 00:46:02,091
Wait a minute.
She wasn't at the wake.
589
00:46:02,192 --> 00:46:04,126
How come she wound up
with the loot?
590
00:46:04,228 --> 00:46:07,391
- Check her. She should have the ticket too.
- Candy, Candy. Come here.
591
00:46:07,498 --> 00:46:09,864
Go on. Come on.
592
00:46:09,967 --> 00:46:11,935
This.
593
00:46:12,035 --> 00:46:15,903
Yeah. Harrigan told me
that a nun had won the pick six.
594
00:46:16,006 --> 00:46:18,941
He convinced me
that if the media ever got hold of that...
595
00:46:19,042 --> 00:46:20,942
the church would suffer.
596
00:46:21,044 --> 00:46:24,207
So I got the money together,
and I was gonna follow him to the nun...
597
00:46:24,314 --> 00:46:26,680
so we could quietly
exchange it for the ticket.
598
00:46:26,784 --> 00:46:30,447
Freddy was your friend. You know that, don't you?
Don't say a word. Don't say anything.
599
00:46:30,554 --> 00:46:33,489
Go on. Get out of here.
Take her away.
600
00:46:35,392 --> 00:46:38,190
Look on the bright side,
Mr. Steele.
601
00:46:38,295 --> 00:46:41,128
- We're alive again.
- That's true.
602
00:46:41,231 --> 00:46:43,131
That's true.
603
00:46:57,815 --> 00:47:00,613
All Candy had to do
was to follow Freddy's girlfriend...
604
00:47:00,717 --> 00:47:03,743
to where Freddy was
and get the ticket herself.
605
00:47:03,854 --> 00:47:06,914
She didn't strike me as
the murdering kind though.
606
00:47:07,024 --> 00:47:09,049
No. No.
607
00:47:09,159 --> 00:47:11,593
I don't understand
that myself.
608
00:47:14,031 --> 00:47:16,158
I guess greed
got the better of her.
609
00:47:16,266 --> 00:47:18,632
Candy sent us
to Pittsburgh Phil...
610
00:47:18,735 --> 00:47:22,193
knowing full well
how he'd react to seeing us alive.
611
00:47:22,306 --> 00:47:24,297
Mm-hmm. Where she had
ample time...
612
00:47:24,408 --> 00:47:27,206
to bribe poor old Harrigan
into using his track connections...
613
00:47:27,311 --> 00:47:30,405
- to help her to cash the ticket in without undue publicity.
- Mmm.
614
00:47:30,514 --> 00:47:36,248
Unfortunately for Harrigan,
greed got the better of her again. Hmm.
615
00:47:36,353 --> 00:47:39,948
Ironic, isn't it?
616
00:47:40,057 --> 00:47:42,958
We spent the last two days
with hardly a penny in our pocket...
617
00:47:43,060 --> 00:47:46,029
and all because of a ticket worth
well over a million dollars.
618
00:47:48,765 --> 00:47:51,962
It's amazing how little we can survive on
if we really have-
619
00:47:54,037 --> 00:47:55,937
Is that your foot
on my leg?
620
00:47:56,039 --> 00:47:57,939
Mm-hmm.
621
00:47:57,989 --> 00:48:02,539
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